/brit/

desperately want to die

maisie

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sophie

i reckon suicide bombing is ok as long as its not targeted at civilians tbqh

is this a wrong opinion?

>tfw being wh*te

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1497505044103.webm

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ARE AISH

fact: world is flat
don't believe the globalist lies

>>76257259
wish I could bury my head between her thighs tbqh lads

need to make a total payment of 4 grand by 2018 to keep up with NI contributions

just heard kids playing outside yell "it's DONALD TRUMP!!"

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anime

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>>76257245
Fake news

why am i not allowed to hate islam? can someone explain whats wrong with criticising an ideology?

oh thanks for linking my thread babe x

can anyone confirm that sara works cleaning the bogs at Tesco now?

any choice tweets that would confirm that

wish an older lad had his way with me when I was younger

>>76257274
type of slag to scoff at New Order but love Joy Division

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Brexit fucking when lads

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> Rotherham child sexual exploitation scandal
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotherham_child_sexual_exploitation_scandal

> Aylesbury child sex abuse ring
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aylesbury_child_sex_abuse_ring

> Banbury child sex abuse ring
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banbury_child_sex_abuse_ring

> Bristol child sex abuse ring
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_child_sex_abuse_ring

> Derby child sex abuse ring
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derby_child_sex_abuse_ring

> Halifax child sex abuse ring
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halifax_child_sex_abuse_ring

> Keighley child sex abuse ring
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keighley_child_sex_abuse_ring

> Oxford child sex abuse ring
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxford_child_sex_abuse_ring

> Peterborough sex abuse case
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peterborough_sex_abuse_case

> Rochdale child sex abuse ring
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rochdale_child_sex_abuse_ring

> Telford child sex abuse ring
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telford_child_sex_abuse_ring

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>why am i not allowed to hate islam? can someone explain whats wrong with criticising an ideology?

>>76257281
>the express
alri grandad

>>76257311
arent you? nothing wrong with that

>>76257347
2 years lad

>>76257298
Report them to labour for post processing and reconditioning through child grooming. Mentioning trump will be a caoital offense under comrade corbyn laden

>>76257332
when i was 17 i had a fling with a 22 year old
was a p good way to experiment with my sexuality

currently under a tornado warning
2:30pm and its dark like night outside
might head down to the basement
whats up

>>76257249
*murders you*

>>76257349
nothing really to laugh at

need to make a total payment of 5 cummies to keep up my boipucci privileges

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>Report them to labour for post processing and reconditioning through child grooming. Mentioning trump will be a caoital offense under comrade corbyn laden

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Fucking peng

need to bathe but its too damn warm

>>76257391
>his third world country has tornados

Lmao

>>76257306
nah
https://twitter.com/sara_davidson/status/876567326971359236

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>>76257370
i know youre joking but i was suspended for 4 weeks after putting this sign up at my school which was a bit harsh i thought

not to mention i did it ironically - im a huge leftie IRL

>>76257395

the fact you've sold your country to us for multiculturalism? always worth a laugh.

*runs through /brit/ in my pants*

Rosy is long past her prime, Sara is going to shit yet are Aisha only gets better

>>76257423

Bet you paid like £15 didn't you

babestation

daytime

need to make a total payment of 5 gimmicks to keep up my ballbusting privileges

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>when you make the first doing a poo post of the day

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got some porn on

when i was 14-15 an older lad with a huge willy was my friend, we didnt really do anything but he did touch my bum with it once and he was so hot and shirtless in the summer hnnnng

>>76257349
lefties literally dont care about this. just part and parcel of a multicultural country.

they wont even bother responding to your post. heads in the sand as always.

>>76257363
Actually its hate speech, an arrestable offense. Orwellian as fuck init. Its alright to bash white epeople though, hate speech isnt applicable, thats just good humour, and also true. If you criticese islam thats racist thiugh. Even thiugh white caucassian is a race and islam is an ideology. Keeping up? Like monty python init

>>76257423
£9.45 from a street vendor #prayforlondon

>>76257431
That is a bit harsh but let's be honest you're an underage ADHD-riddled malnourished little attention seeking twat and you deserved it

>>76257423
Hope you don't get food poisoning

>>76257423

>fat people hands and runt sized portion


alri dieter

>>76257311
muslims tend to be brown skinned so it's obvious you're just racist against brown skinned people and not at all concerned with a set of beliefs that encourages gang rape of children and mass murder and enslavement of the world by a single brutally violent religion

>>76257440
can never tell the difference between the three desu

>>76257436
sold the country to whom?

listening to lo-fi trance

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>>76257346

>Sara dropped out of uni and cleans the bogs in Tescos now

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING STATE

>>76257463
keep me posted lad

>>76257426

oh boy i can't wait to read an entire book worth of nonsense written by a 19 year old white mong

>>76257306
literally a tranny

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>3 fucking flies buzzing around my living room

I've all the windows wide fucking open. why can't they find their way out just as easily as they flew in??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZOAzbH8tdU

Scottish rap

Opinions?

>>76257449

girl i went to school with is a model there. she was absolutely RANK at school. no one would go near her, and she's still rank now.

>>76257349
carefully avoiding the white rapists?

>>76257484
im in my last year lad; im 18
also you are very rude >:^[

>>76257448
>>76257480
£3.50 waheyyyyy

>>76257426
lmao she couldn't even write a 3000 word essay

>>76257517
bit rude there

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who is your daddy and what does he do?

>>76257426

What goes through the minds of women? What kind of delusional narcissist would post tripe like this?
https://twitter.com/sara_davidson/status/876580695614816256

I've had a gf for nearly a year now

mental lads

>>76257460
what is this? retard test?

>>76257349
>all Labour councils

hmmm
doing a big think

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this is true communism in its final form

>>76257535
scots aren't people

>>76257477
>hate speech
you can criticise islam all you want but not saying things like 'kill them all'.

>>76257487
>fat people hands

I think he just has big palms and short fingers

>>76257383
nice, very envious, tell me about it

>>76257558
nice one

>>76257561
paki labour MPs protect paki child rapists

>>76257459
intense daberoni

>>76257559
close. alzheimers

>>76257555
women are all deranged narcissists

>>76257589
why are rorkes so obsessed with pakis raping kids

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>Fat person hand
>small fingers
Erm excuse me, fuck off

>>76257539

>white rape gangs


>>>/x/

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>>76257517
OI GET tae fuck cunt

>>76257616
why are pakis so obsessed with raping kids?

>>76257591
Having to deal with birthdays, anniversaries, valentines days. It's all so new to me

she does the female "suicide attempt"
https://twitter.com/sara_davidson/status/876534694745178112

women almost never commit suicide. 99% of the ones that actually die were cries for attention gone wrong.

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>>76257561

i have been watching a /brit/ poster for the past two months after he posted a picture here with his ip address in the image data. i have been monitoring his screen. i can see his cursor move and what he clicks on and what he types. i can see everything. i can see he is browsing this thread right now.

>>76257555
how does her man put up with it? when she's on the blob she must be insufferable

>>76257616
because it's a real problem that is being brushed under the carpet by the police and the government

>>76257536
what's her name?

>>76257566
>>76257637
dear oh dear

>>76257641
you can do it lad

>>76257539
http://www.pmclauth.com/sentenced/Grooming-Gang-Statistics/Gangs-Jailed

regularly updated


>Table showing details of those jailed as members of gangs who targeted white schoolgirls for rape. Muslims are approximately 5% of the UK population, but they are 90% of those convicted for these grooming gang crimes.

>>76257616
yeh they should just ignore it like you do.

>>76257616
it makes them angry when angry is the only emotion they get to use. anime doesnt help either.

>>76257643
my favourite is when they try to overdose on the wrong type of pill and end up spending the next few days dying of uncurable liver failure.

>>76257627
urghh look at this white male

bet he's a fucking terrorist

>>76257671
does this include the members of the upper class/royal family/government who are nonces too?

Right wing death squads

>>76257603
oh

should have ronald zlumpf fill out one

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>when Sara 'tries to take her own life'

>>76257640
>>76257651
>>76257674
>>76257677
What's the point of posting about it over and over and over here though? It's just preaching to the choir

>>76257627
calm down tons-of-fun we're only joking
*makes oinking sounds when you're not looking*

I have been browsing /brit/ for years and still have no idea what a Rorke means

>>76257627
hairy arms

doing a poo
while i think of you

Happiness for those who accept their fate
Glory for those who strive against their fate

>>76257644

What relevance does this have to Labour controlled councils?

Tories won more votes and more seats.

>>76257699
>It's just preaching to the choir
obviously not when people defend it every single day here.

>>76257699
because leftypol need to be educated

>>76257714
my bedsheets smell of poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aec_bXGsJT4

the only elegance your country has is posh brown men

>>76257699
repitition implies acceptance, its like kids sitting around a fire singing londons burning or something. repitition is easier than having to think up new stuff.

>>76257689

you might need to check infowars for that (as it's complete nonsense)

>>76257646
*kisses you on the lips*

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>>76257734
the jewish nose

>>76257705
And proud

>>76257760
*sits down in the runt cage chanting rape statistics with my fellow rorke brethren*

>>76257769
pretty good book

>>76257616
why are leftycucks so obsessed with ignoring pakis raping kids

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>theyre making a Drag Race UK series
omg im so excited
i can go to the live finale inperson!

>>76257646
oh yeah?

>>76257786
so called jewish conspiracy

>>76257776
good goy

>>76257734
looks like noel fielding

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need to ruin sara's arsehole

>>76257643
i reckon tweets like this are akin to posting "doing a poo" here. they cant think of anything to say but want to make a post so they go to old faithful: i am a strong independent woman who dont need no man

>>76257699

the choir needs to be preached to.

what sort of a fucking choir doesn't get preached to?

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>>76257805
this was the best though
nostalgia from reading these over summer

leftypol are mentally ill

>>76257837
I'm a big fan of doing a poo, not a big fan of those tweets

>>76257643
why are """men""" so eager to posture over who can suicide the best?

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>>76257646
was this you, you fucker??

>>76257837
my poo posts are a brave statement against pooing practices hun, please don't trivialise them

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*obstructs your trajectory*

>>76257854
most people are mentally ill

>>76257863
>spybot s&d
fuck thats nostalgic lads

>>76257884
demonstrably untrue.

>>76257760
>>76257802
Well that's kind of what bothers me about it, it's just people posting the same shit instead of doing anything about it

>>76257643
>>76257686

A girl who I knew overdosed on pills after her boyfriend wouldn't get back together with her, she had been drinking a lot too and after she took the pills she phoned a load of her friends up because she didn't want to die but they couldn't find her in time

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>>76257646
>>76257863

*smears runtmeal over my tender plums*
alri lads its time to step into the cage and let the boys devour my sensitive ballbag

communism will rule the world inshallah

>>76257929
>gif
fuck off

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me and the lads

>>76257927
remember when she said one of her housemates was an ugly dog or something for no reason?

she's a proper cunt

>>76257927
great tweets, really top notch

might start putting on a jafaican accent when i talk

>>76257879
Did her surprisingly handsome bf dump her for being an annoying commie cunt?

why dont lefties care that dozens of organised muslim paedo gangs were allowed to operate for years and raped and abused tens of thousands of children - all the while under the protection of Labour councils? just cant get my head around it.

the gf BTFO'ing a nonce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pXY7zBKvGY

>>76257980
isnt notch the guy who made minecraft
didnt know there was a top notch

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this was tough to watch
makes a khv like myself want to shrivel up like a raisin

>>76257994
enough! these tweets are NOT good

>>76257910
>instead of doing anything about it
they feel powerless in real life so shout as loud as they can online where it doesn't matter but no one can call them out on it in any real way anyway. lefties, rorkes, or whatever. all the same, powerless people letting off steam instead of gaining the foundations of power.

It's official, I'm switching to goat milk. Don't talk me out of it.

>>76258008
same reason i can't be arsed to read the news stories about how they still haven't found maddie 10 years on

>>76258008
the fact they are muslim is coincidence, white people rape children too so back off racist, yeah?

>>76257964
like throwing a hotdog down a hallway

>>76258042
>croatia
carry on

big fire in portugal lads

bigger than grenfell tower

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>yanks call roundabouts driving circles

>>76258042
*talks you out of it*

>>76258042
posh slav twat

>>76257726
labour wins urban areas

>>76257994
hope she gets sacked lads

having a manic depressive episode

lads my friends haven't invited me to out the pub for weeks now
might be because i only ever talk about muslamic rape gangs

>>76258042
never had goat milk but the aftertaste of goat cheese is absolutely rancid

>>76257496
Aisha is the anorexic narcissist.

Rosy is the one with a horse's face but a perfect body. Now mainly famed for her findom exploits and her band of paypig followers.

Sara is the ugliest of the three, most uninteresting and is rarely posted / cared about. She has dark hair.

>>76258042
Why?

>>76257994
No wonder she votes for Corbyn

>there are people who are proud of their ability to not cum as quick as possible

what if a lion appeared and chased them off?

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tfw no cute Mediterranean gf

>>76258084
serves her right lads

In fact *any* word used as an insult for which there is no male equivalent should be retired. Pan-gender insults, as you were.

>>76258108
ah yes lions appearing is a problem i regularly have to deal with

>>76258084
jeez what a mess

>>76258097
DID YOU POST THE WIKIPEDIA LINKS?
DID YOU POST THAT 4CHAN POST?
oh good

>>76258134
it is tho

>>76258084
>>76258130
common factor was her amirite

>>76258108
are you shagging in the zoo?

gonna go shops to get my daily bottle of vodka that I will drink alone while browsing /brit/ hahahahahahahah my life is a mess

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>>76258008

>>76258108
i go flaccid to acid in 40 seconds

>>76258100
rancid like what

>>76258097
just show up, they need to know the truth

tory tory tory
nonce nonce nonce
tory tory tory
nonce nonce nonce
tory
nonce
tory
nonce
tory tory tory
nonce nonce nonce

so skepta came out as bent. wonder what the mandem think about that.

>>76258082

they win paki areas as Labour let them do what they want.

>>76258008
most normies openly hate muslims and their rape gangs
stop listening to the mentally ill vocal minority of far left wing people

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>>76257306
>>76257426
>>76257555
>>76257566
>>76257637
>>76257734
>>76257786
>>76257832
>>76257879
>>76257927
>>76257964
>>76257994
>>76258035
>>76258084
>>76258134
utter state of sararunts
aishas no better
the only way is rosy

>>76258149
'e

>>76258166
don't reckon this is a real quote desu

need a cute german bf x

>>76258154
drinking is such a mess
i had to constantly rotate between three shops, amazon prime now, and other methods

>>76258166
>have diabetes
>act like you had a fucking heart attack and resign from the shadow cabinet
>lose anyway
>get your job back immediately

They needed an excuse to boot her because she was a liability, just did it too late

>>76258166
can guarantee if i showed this to my nan she'd post it on facebook

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>>76258108

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American "academics"

>>76258173
rancid like goat cheese

>>76258208
I believe it tbqh

getting 7000% of my RDA of selenium lads

remember to eat your brazil nuts

>>76258192
labour wins all urban areas

>>76258103
Some say it's healthier, but I really enjoy the taste. Very full.

>>76258097
they probably vote Labour
get some better friends

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>>76258201
need to have a go on this horrible bint

>>76258259

nah that's wrong

>>76258201
post a recent picture mate

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>>76258201
nah

>>76258218
I used to buy those £2 2L bottles of cider from the same tesco express every night

I knew those cashiers would be judging me every single time yet I had no other option

>>76258276
*pays up*
oink

>>76257651
How is it being brushed under the carpet? This post >>76257671 clearly shows you're talking bollocks

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was all set to buy the new OnePlus 5 but rumours are it's going for £500


fuck sake was expecting £400

voted labour at every election i've been able to
have no regrets x

>>76258225
i'm not going to put my neck out reading that

It's all about control and domination for men. They spend their lives trying to dominate females.

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>>76258332

>>76258108
need a premature ejaculating gf

●●●

>76258225
>that orientation
Won't be so much as glancing at this

>>76258311
Tesco cashiers are all up themselves anyway. I'm 90% sure they judge me just doing a regular shop.

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>>76258276
>>76258294
>>76258309
pay up piggies oink oink xx

got an hour to kill
hows it foing?

>>76258354
don't need to try very hard tbf

>>76258349
i wonder if you'd feel that way if your daughter's rape and abuse by muslims had been covered up by your local Labour council

>>76258222
>defied a 3 line whip TWICE
>no action taken against her
Corbyn is a pathetic coward

The more I read /brit/, the more superior I feel as a radical centrist. Perhaps the rorkes and leftypol of this world could aspire to be more than just bog cleaners at Tesco if they cared more about their own lives than that of the insignificant Twitterati.

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You arrive in Huddersfield

>>76258430
he did manage to shag her

>>76258430
She has way too much dirt on him

>>76258411
>people who casually dip in to 4chan / the internet to pass the time in their otherwise normal, hobby-filled, friend-filled fulfilling lives

this triggers me; I need everyone to be as much of a desperate internet addicted loser as me

i always do the sex unprotected and i've never never even felt close to cumming. Longest I've gone for is two hours

How the fuck will I ever have kids if I can't cum inside a girl? I can cum from handjobs and blowjobs albeit after a while but never from sex

>>76258453
favourite gimmick tbqh lads

>>76258285
wrong

>>76258434
>the post willfully ignores the muslamic rape gang epidemic
fucking leftypol go back to where you came from you're the reason this country is going to the dogs

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>>76258349
Good job making sure the country's nose is rubbed in diversity, more and more, until there is no nose left.

>>76258222
>resign

It was always temporary. But you knew that, didn't you?

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>>76258208

Need some advice lads: I was out with some mates on Saturday and we ended up getting on a minibus that also had some friends of friends who is never met before on it. I notice these girls at the front talking and 2 out of 3 of them are hot as fuck, they keep looking back at me and being the kissless virgin I am I think the best thing to do is act like I don't notice (still not sure if this was the right thing to do), anyway I overhear the girls saying "should we ask him if he has snapchat" or something along those lines but I assume they were making a joke about the driver who was old and ugly as fuck. 20 minutes later one of the girls comes over and asks me for my snapchat. I have a pretty shitty SC name so I wasn't to eager to spit it out quickly but right as we're talking the bus stops then we all get off of the bus and tell the driver when and where to pick us up later, all the groups part ways. Later when we're back on the bus I see them texting eachother (at least I assume, they were all texting at the same time and giggling like little girls) (btw I'm 18 and these girls were all in the range of like 16-19 I think), I then get a phone passed back to me that has the power off menu up, I didn't realise but keep was open and it said put your Snapchat here but I didn't close the menu until (again the kissless virgin in me acted out again here) after I lifted up the phone and asked whose it was, the girl who wanted my snapchat was pretty embarrassed by this and sort of cowered behind her seat. One of my mates says "look at the phone you brain-dead cunt" so I do and then I type in my sc and hand it back. She adds the afternoon after and this morning I message her a simple "are you the girl from the bus?" She didnt open it or respond until about 20 minutes ago and I haven't opened it to see what she said yet but I'm assuming it's just a simple "yeah" CONT.

>>76258311
you make no impression upon cashiers at all because they interact with hundreds of different people every day. they forget who you are the second you've paid for your booze unless you're especially charismatic

>>76258464
oi if i didnt have 8 hours of toil scheduled for this morning id be happy to spend the day here

>>76258453
don't understand this meme

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armpits absolutely fucking reek

Stockholm syndrome is mad

Girl locked up for 18 years cried when he was arrested

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>>76258218
>>76258311

jus

>>76258471
>how will I ever have kids

just do a posh wank, empty the johnny into a rinsed-out fruitshoot bottle with equal parts water then have your gf skoosh that into her vag

>>76258524
then you're legit retarded. congrats.

if Muslims are 4.4% of our population now, what is it going to be like when they're 10%?

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>>76258454

>>76258464
rest assured bucks' life is none of those things

one minute girls are like 'i'm not a slut. you can't tell how much sex someone has by how they act or what they wear'

the next minute they're like 'lol that guy is such a virgin'

>>76258311
do this myself but to a point. find it a bit rich for someone working in a fucking supermarket to be judging me or anyone for anything

>>76258572
double standards aren't fair lads

>>76258410
digusting tranny

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>>76258553

>>76258504
...hacks on my pc ...

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>>76258492
That article is a lie. But you knew that, didn't you?

>>76258464
Josie is the latter

mates learned i have a big willy and visibly felt inferior to me haha

>>76258506
Not true I've worked in that kind of job and you begin to recognise customers after a couple of weeks, especially if they stand out for any reason

>>76258623
what happened la

76258604
nary a gander

>>76258553
better food, more free taxies, better cricket team, more NHS funding, more bennies

Will heem you Josie

>>76258189
liar

Hate leftypol
Hate rorkes
Love radical centrism
Love pints

>>76258551
okay then mate I can't argue with such amazing wit

>>76258606
It's your article that is a lie, but you knew that, didn't you?

>>76258652
no no no no no

>>76258311
used to work in an off license in tesco. I only cared about what you were buying if you were a beligerent cunt.

You had loads of people come in 5-7 times a week buying the same thing, it's your life and no body in a shop takes much notice.

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You get off the coach and read the welcome sign...

It reads: 'Welcome To Coventry!'

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>cracking sunny summer's night
>indoors alone on the chon

Wish I had a gf or some mates and a driving license to boot. Growing ever more tired of this existence; 24 now and wasted my life up to this point.

>>76258672
it wasnt witty. you cant argue because you're stupid. as i already said. idiot.

Will be a year off cigarettes in a few weeks.

>>76258669
fantastic post

>>76258635
they saw his dick and felt inferior can't you fucking read

>>76258702
>>76258702
>>76258702

me and the lads found out our m8 has a tiny willy but we pretended it was massive. had a good laugh about it when he was gone

>>76258553
not entirely sure the current generation's kids will pass the religion on 2bh

>>76258635
mates learned i have a big willy and visibly felt inferior to me haha

>>76258502
Ik it's a pretty drawn out story also I just checked and it's been more like an hour since she messaged me I'm asking for some advice on thing s like what do I say to her at what times and how long should I wait before opening it, and how to advance it, stuff like that. Any advice appreciated, thanks for reading that fucking wall of text. On a somewhat related note I read feel like my whole life is turning around recently, I got a new haircut and loads of girls having been coming up to me and striking up conversations and paying me compliments and shit. Feels like something out of a teenage fantasy.

>>76257705
you should have them too unless youre not a real man

>>76258492
Good. Hope all those tory shires get bulldozes lol.

>>76258699
I wish tanabe was my gf tbqh

>>76258351
not my fault my phone rotated it, turn your screen

>>76258502
>>76258789
yeah think so

>I was on my bike and he just came up to me and said ‘in-bred’. Just out there [on the road]. It was just a normal voice.
>inbred
>Sherazi describes herself as a white Muslim, who was born in Cardiff and speaks with a Welsh accent. Her children were born in Cardiff. Their father is originally from Pakistan.
>inbred
But the son was a halfbreed

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>Why indeed I am British