why american planes are so ugly?

Why are Russian planes so utterly useless?

>>76258414
Good dog

because that's the result some supercomputer shat out when calculating optimal aerodynamics or something

>>76258387
T H I C C

Show me a more sexy fighter than the SU-34

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>>76258387
They're nice looking planes imo.

ikr, the sukhois are very aesthetic esp su 27/30 and su 47

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>>76258634
Easily done.

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>>76258387
F-22 is alright, others are all ugly,

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>>76258814
f-14 is neat and iconic and shieet

>>76258875
Ugly.

>>76258483
I appreciate good engineering

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Like how can others even compete

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why russian carrier have a fucking ramp?

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>>76258634
SU-34 is bomber not fighter
>>76258757

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look at dose sexy curves doe

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>>76259055
Do not mock ramps.

>>76259055
1.Easier to maintenance
2.more reliable than catapult
3.russian fighters can takeoff from ramp fully loaded unlike ameriplanes

>>76259074
>>76258940

Russia makes the most sexy jets but their helicopters are ugly as hell.

>>76258387
Because it's a machine, not a girl or painting, you art-school dropout.

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>>76259138
>carrierlets

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>>76259274
The two new UK ones are the biggest warships the Royal Navy have ever built, and will be close to 80,000t when fully equipped. They're large carriers.

>>76259184
mi 24 and mi 28 looks great

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>>76259274
>Americans circumcise their carriers
>"i-it's more aesthetic"

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>>76259184
>but their helicopters are ugly as he-

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>>76259184

As much as I hate Rooskie I need to give them credit for making sexy af aircrafts (especially helicopters) and heavy duty trucks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i90afxVObO4&

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Keep posting helicopters, they're always forgotten about in these threads.

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>>76259885
>killing the burgers with the BBC
What did the Russians mean by this

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>>76260140

>>76259055
do not bully ramps

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>>76260140

>>76260249
Soon.jpg

F-4, F-14, F-15, F-16, F-18, F-22 are all sexy as fuck. Delet this right now

>>76258483

Self-hating Americans are lowest beings on Earth.

>>76258483
Fuck off to Russia, Magapede.

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>>76260140
We just received our first. Replacing the aging Sea King

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>>76258387


(^:

>>76260469
I like those colours.

RIP Sea King.

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>>76260140

>>76258814
Fuck you, Super Hornet looks great

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>>76260140

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>>76259885

>Cherrypicking

>>76260598
Look like seagull or duck.

f-15 is the only passable one

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>>76260648
I'll get you

>>76260585
>>76260605
Lovely.

>>76260691
It doesn't change that fact and form of construction. Truth hurts?

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>>76260762
>Truth hurts?
Your objectively wrong opinion needs to be stamped out

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>>76260648
>Super Hornet
Ehhh... ebin

>>76260801
You wasting energy on nothing. I accept only F-22 and I stand on that point.

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>>76260641
>ka-27
>ugly
say that not online and see what happens

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>>76260641
its awesome.

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>>76260140

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>>76260995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHGefDh9xWY
Bring it on.

>>76260980
If I saw that flying over me, I'd run away not in fear of an attack but in fear of it crashing on me.

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>>76260140

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>>76261087
Thats what they said about the F-105 nicknamed Thud.
It has three modes of attack. It can strafe you, bomb you or fall on you.

>>76261074
That game was ass tbqh

>>76259055
What are they cooking? Ugly ass chimney.

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Why can't Russia produce a proper stealth aircraft?

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>>76259066
>bomber

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>>76260140
>stealing chinook

>>76261636
delet immediately

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>>76261611
>meme bomber that has to be kept in climate controlled hangar like a fucking wine bottle
I honestly expect it to >get shot by some third worlder with 50 year old SAM in the next conflict.

>>76261611
>stealth
>free fall bombs
>>76261595
because s-duct is a meme for lohkid shills

>>76260491
>shitty export models not flown by soviet pilots

This is a bad and meaningless post

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>>76258387
>ugly
Gtfo!

>>76261883
Well in the Korean war there were plently of soviet pilots.

>>76261981
Against Soviets the kill ratio was almost 1:1

>>76258483
Rude

>>76261883
the only time against soviet pilots was operation rimon.
>4 israeli planes close to each other so there's only 2 dots on radar
>migs take off
>migs approach phantoms
>wow there's 4 of them not 2
>israelis jam radio
>soviet pilot can't hear "Fire" command
>mirages fire rockets
>suddenly encircled by 8 mirages and blocked by 4 phantoms
>8 remaining migs encircled and jammed by 12 phantoms and mirages

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Buy pls.

Military fags who are not soldiers are cringy.

>>76258387
This fucking plane looks like it was "Class B" or something, like Samsung Galaxy S

I only hope that we'll not buy those failplanes

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F 35

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>>76263349

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>>76258634
>>76258814
>>76258940
>>76259184
>>76260689
>>76263264
*bbrrraaaaaaaaaapppppp*

>>76259055
at least try keeping it clean from the outside, sand off some of that rust and shit
i mean if something that can be fixed with a bit of paint is not fixed, who the fuck knows what's going on with the electronics and the engine

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>>76258387
why we only post gayboi fighter jets?

>>76258940
It looks like a fish and it has got a fucking kitchen.

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>>76263865

>>76258387
F-35 looks great though, especially the A and C versions. Kind of reminds me of a sparrow.

The bird, not the missile.

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>>76265591

>>76265591
ok that is better than american planes

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>>76266261
I didn't post it for that reason, just joining in the plane posting.

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>>76268328

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>>76268459

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>>76268539

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>>76258634
Mirage best plane
>in before complain about cost, relatively small payload, air combat problems, radar, or tout rafale
still prettiest. Delta wings best wings

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>>76268630

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>>76258814
Be quiet Ruskie, our old F-15s can still handle your MiG-29Ks

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>>76268740

What Russian jets are currently flying over Syria?

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>>76268786

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>tfw we still only have MiG-21
just

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>>76268959

Su-34, Tu-160, Su-30, AU-50.

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>>76268988
SU-34's are dangerous

>>76269082
Thanks anon. I hope we never find out, but I'd be interesting to see the results of F-18's vs SU-34/SU-30

>>76269017

Thought you guys had F-16.

>>76269093

And sexy af.

>>76269140

Also there were some Su-33 and Mig 29K when their carrier were around.

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The F-22 and F-35 are beautiful planes IRL

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>>76269153
>F-16
What are you on about? We might get them in the future , Israeli ones however.
If not, then we're getting either the Gripens or Rafales or Typhoons or Southkorean FA-50.
Which one of these is the best?

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>>76269342

By money, Gripen.

>>76259055
what are those long downward-curved semi-transparent lines coming from the sides of the ship?

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>>76269351

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find a more aesthetic plane than the spitfire

protip: you literally can't

>>76269426
We will probably get the gripens.

I never liked the gripens though, always seemed boring and generic to me, don't know why.
They are objectively very good planes, but something just turns me off when I see them.

>>76263100
looks cute.

>>76269311
>tfw you will never be a red arrow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e-aw3aJpBc

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>>76269614

Isn't ur cunt in NATO?

>>76269621

Pls buy.

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>>76269832
Yes.

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>>76258387
good old planes, I want them back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L129oOnL3fQ

>>76269865

So prolly will buy american.

>>76270128
>prolly
NOT a real word, delet this yank scum

>>76270163

:^)

>>76269611
Yak-9, Ta-152H

>>76269436
water being pumped out of the ship because it's a shit design
>Russian "engineering"

>>76269611
Great Rolls-Royce engine too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wkxrQOkNdc

>>76258483
faggot

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>>76270582

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>>76260140
looks nice

we replace our transport helis with the NH90

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What is the /int/ernational consensus on the SR-71?

>>76270924
Nice plane. It's quite sad they didn't continue to build up on this concept. Imagine these ultra-sonic jets.

>>76258387
oh yeah, pium pium laser beams.

Never understood grown men fascination for weapons, little kids I get it but.

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>>76270982
;_;

>>76271019

Fuck sattelites, what a gay way to spy.

>>76259337
>They're large carriers
uuuu

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>>76271077
you prefer spacedrones?

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>>76271109

These are nice.

But imagine back then all the stress of the pilot flying over enemy lands with fuckload of rockets, jets and other shit that you don't even know it exists.

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>>76259337

>>76271187
Seems fun desu

>tfw never going to fly that high or fast

>>76271361

>ywn be a U-2 pilot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q48Swb2ATww

>>76271412
>that blackness of space
>that blue glow
>that curvature of the earth

I want to be a U-2 pilot ;_;

>>76271466

Or MiG.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HH4Fgh7VMo

>>76258387
why russians make the same exact grammatical mistake whenever they ask a question?