clean shaven white man edition
https://twitter.com/DailyMailUK/status/876603084037697537
alri craig
Biggots
how do you lads think david davis will do on the 'xit negotiations that have officially started today?
socially central
economically right
I am SWEATING
anime
if I were a footballer I'd be the best and score loads of goals
rate my new jacket lads
>>76254062
One 'g'
>Parents come from work, first greeting is "bit hot out" edition
Why are wh*te people so incredibly violent and sadistic?
Fjording this thread...
WITH NO SURVIVORS!!
>>76254079
Utter shite.
The attacker was born in Singapore
more proof that we need to stop immigration
kill yourself pirate scumbags
its started lads
>>76254135
he has a very hard job ahead of him doesn't he
What is this mental bastard up to, lads?
Erm lads
>scots
babestation
daytime
Anyone else feel last recent news events have all been scripted?
Manchester, London Bridge, the Election, Grenfell, Finsbury, they're whipping us up into a state of hysteria on purpose
isn't it funny how there's no way immigration into the uk from third world countries will ever be reduced even though a majority of people want that haha x
>>76254079
as good as anyone else could desu
>>76254157
I wish him godspeed but yeah I think it's been made pretty clear the EU are not going to play ball
>>76254172
*Runs my tongue over the blisters*
>>76254159
Shes gunna tell you about my cock
>>76254172
what an idiot. he should go to hospital for that.
>>76254079
he'll get us out of the single market at least
>>76254172
should've worn a t-shirt
WHO /ANOTHER ONE (LAGER)/ HERE?
>>76254158
flight training
>>76254172
terrible, hate when that happens cant shower for a week at least and sleeping hurts
have we started the fire?
>>76254253
surely there's gonna be a happening in brum soon
something, please
Mum used to tell me that brown eyed people don't have souls
>>76254172
*gives his shoulder a slap*
>>76254253
where did you get the album art from my shoegaze album?
>>76254107
literally drooling omg
>>76254159
FOB
>the attacker said "I did my bit" after the attack
The thought of some working class /pol/ mong being brainwashed into this amuses me desu
>>76254285
turbororke
Anjem Choudary wants the UK to be a muslim state under sharia law, non-muslims have to convert or die
Tommy Robinson wants muslims out of the UK so we can live in peace
>>76254285
I agree, do many people in Iceland have brown eyes?
>>76254184
Nah, the Tories will get it down below the tens of thousands once w leave the EU, do worry m8
Met her on Saturday night, she's a fit bird but she's absolutely mental and won't stop messaging
how much longer does whole grain 'sta need to cook?
just done 18 push ups and i'm fucked. Used to be able to do 100+
>>76254348
link your blog lad, we're all really interested
>>76254348
Don't care
Fuck off normie
reckon his family will have to go into some sort of protection program because of this?
>>76254375
is google broken?
>>76254285
hate looking at brown eyes
soulless and bland
gf just proposed to me
>>76254330
horseshoe theory in action
>>76254302
i think she needs a spanking
'kin hell lads
>>76254348
pics of her or do not care
>this spotty little virgin thinking he's the big man now cos he's got a bit of attention off fanny
>>76253739
>in supermarket in spain
>the schoolgirls skirts are so short they're basically belts
>happily just bending over with no regard for what they're showing me
it's not fair 2bh
>>76254393
haha
>>76254330
Yes but many Muslims are British. So Robinson wants Brits to be forced out of the country due to their religion. Doesn't sound very innocent now does he
>>76254375
just fucking scoop a piece out (with a spoon you dickhead) and eat it, use that to gauge how much longer it needs
>>76254348
>iOS
FONT
Had a camera stuck up my willy today lads, really wouldn't recommend it tbqh
>>76254199
go on then
>>76254340
The vast majority doesn't. I can never unhear what mum taught me and I just cant trust brown eyed people
>>76253890
>sex weeing all over yourself
do people actually do this when the camera isn't on? seem like a lot of work to clean up
what would you rate him out of 10 lads
Want a pint
Gemma is an ugly girl name
>>76254434
getting a new profile pic?
>>76254449
thought it was Brendan at a glance haha
>muslims are british
>they hate us because we bombed their countries
which is it?
>>76254345
lol nah, they never gave a shit about immigration. They could have cut non-EU immigration before Brexit but they never did. I bet they'll compensate for the reduced EU immigration after we leave by bringing in more muslims
had a doctor oatker pizza for my tea
why do they taste so nice?
>>76254467
gemma atkinson
got a reply from a creator on youtube. I'm he in the big leagues now lads.
>>76254449
like a 7 maybe
When I think of the name Gemma. My head goes to Gemma Collins. You probably deserve what you get anon
>>76254428
>Yes but many Muslims are British
>>76254494
exception that proves the rule
just got snapped from behind by the computer in the penalty box in FIFA but the ref didnt give it. thanks EA
>>76254467
yeh we know its a girls name mate.
>>76254478
settle down rorke
omg just got legacy captcha its amazing than solving 40 SELECT UNTIL THERE ARE NO CARS/ROADS/SHOPS LEFT
>>76254493
they don't
HATE dr. oetker
>>76254450
bean bags 10 minutes
>>76254518
deanooooooooooo
>>76254527
they're literally the best frozen pizza you can get.
>>76254493
what type lad?
>>76254518
aha bet that were smiffy, loves a sweaty tackle him
>>76254545
i wouldn't. its porridge posting the photos and he's a notorious bender.
Chips are in the oven boys. Was going to make curry but it's too hot to stand over the oven. Also who /roasting/ here?
>>76254518
can't believe they still don't have handballs
>>76254449
>eyebrow ridge
hello caveman
>>76254526
took you long enough
the picture captchas are absolute cancer
>>76254552
the fresh ones from sainsbury are better
who's the hardest lad in /brit/?
>>76254557
just regular margherita
grating more cheese on my 'fellas then sticking it in the oven
>>76254585
which is why i said frozen you gimp
going to a spanish supermarket, you want anything?
>>76254574
Just barely escaped the stuck train with my life. No AC, no open windows, it was a fucking death-trap
>>76254428
Obviously the best thing to do is cut our losses and encourage the ones that are here to integrate while stopping any more from coming in
i've had a very sensitive chest and nipples for as long as i can remember
>>76254488
>they never gave a shit about immigration
if they didn't, they wouldn't have put the 'tens of thousands' pledge back in their manifesto
non-eu immigration is majority yanks, canadians and aussies any way, don't see the problem there
>White suspect 'yelled: "I'm going to kill all Muslims - I did my bit" and smiled, waved and blew kisses at public'
https://twitter.com/neoliberals/status/876838978216964096
>>76254400
that's called child abuse bud
Going on a mission to find an icy pint
>>76254585
this Tbh (apart from the pepperoni one where they inexplicably covered it in white onions)
Co-op do the best refrigerated, own brand pizzas
>>76254639
Thank god
He's not a terrorist, he's just mentally ill
>>76254500
>>76254134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGcBmlDTcHo
>>76254526
had this cheeky captcha appear when posting here a few days ago
Why isn't a white person converting to islam considered cultural appropriation?
dunno why twitter keeps on giving me "not authorised to view that tweet" errors
almost a year to the day they pull another ""white supremacist"" false flag
pathetic really
>>76254526
You can always get a pass and then regret your life choices like I did
>>76254658
try a pub you fucking clueless spastic
>>76254107
>>76254619
that's demonstrably false
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/general-election-2015/politics-blog/11622718/Immigration-nation-where-are-the-Britains-migrants-coming-from-and-why.html
>>76254710
never understood why the background of this pepe was different
>>76254658
when i went on holiday to greece there was a bar where the bloke kept his pint glasses in the freezer. fookin lovely it was
https://twitter.com/steveswannBBC/status/876794994450976768
>Theresa May says she will treat this attack as seriously as the other's that have occurred recently
Why? He killed one old man who had already fallen over. How is that the same threat as three attacks that killed dozens, including many children?
>>76254302
Post the thread this was posted in.
>>76254572
give me the quick rundown on porridge
>>76254618
*smacks on your chest like bongos*
Taba naba naba norem
Tugi penai siri mi
Dinghy e nabare
Miko keimi
Serere nabare
Taba naba norem style
>>76254694
>>76254493
you don't have tea until at least 7:30pm
>>76254742
It's not. But everyone needs to pretend it is to appease the muslims and keep them from rioting and committing more terror attacks.
As a Ginger racist I'm offended when people tell me I'm more likely to turn to islam
hate rorkes
love rasheeds
it was an act of terrorism simple as
*tickles you*
>>76254742
She has to go full jezza in making every slight incident seem like the worst tragedy in the history of mankind, grenfell made that clear
ah yes loving this false flag
Bum's AWFULLY sore lads
>>76254700
Woahhh a pub? Really?? Haha fascinating
*walks off to talk to someone else*
>>76254808
pics
>>76254348
Kek
when i opened my kit-kat it was already partially melted. FUCK THIS HEAT FUCKFUKCKFUCKITTITITFUCKKKCITITTT ITS NOT FUCKING FAAAIIR
fish pie for tea
The airport and flight are the best part of a holiday imo
>>76254605
yes but why would you ever buy frozen when you can get fresh?
wish JK Rowling would die in a motorway pile up
>>76254407
just ask her to meet up and talk
>>76254348
FONT
>>76254850
only outgoing.
>>76254836
>chocolate in June that didn't go immediately from your fridge to your mouth with no time to make contact with the warm air
do you even fat?
>>76254836
Stink it in the freezer
>>76254850
moderate rasheed
ate five slices of bread today and had a couple of cups of tea
>>76254850
Bet you think pulp is the best part of orange juice as well,you mentalist
>>76254857
because fuck you thats why
>>76254860
Like Lilly and James potter?
got some fig bars in the fridge
>>76254860
t. mudblood
hate rorkes
hate rasheeds
it was an act of terrorism simple as
Little does Gemma-Clingon know that I'm gonna be spunking in Zoe's pussy a few times tonight
doing my bit
>>76254619
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/15/hundreds-thousands-illegal-immigrants-drop-radar-uk-every-year/
Yes, of course they'll bring it down to tens of thousands. We can trust them to do that, can't we?
>>76254913
fig you figgot
>match with a fit bird
>she says nothing
>24 hours pass
>she disappears
ah yes, bumble
>>76254850
sad cunt
>>76254500
would rail gemma collins desu
>>76254888
it is you fucking weirdo
>>76254860
If she'd ever been to a ukip meeting she wouldn't post shit about them being evil radicalising masterminds
>>76254639
Shame we'll never know what his motive was
name one single show funnier than brass eye
>>76254931
looks like Zoe doesn't really want you that much
>>76254931
Can I come please?
>>76254940
>we do nothing but increase it but THIS time we'll really lower it we promise
>>76254883
DYEL? Bread is one of the worst things you can eat
any other whites here?
>>76254975
big bang theory
>>76254983
>not bulking
wholegrain bread is fine
>>76254991
nah
>>76254983
go back to /fit/ you child
>>76254983
complex carbs are important you memespouting moron
>>76254975
Day Today
>>76254975
crimewatch
>>76254975
the day today was better
>>76254718
No it isn't. BBC listed the countries with the highest non-EU migration, Australia was top, then yanks, then canada
>telegraph includes poland and france
come on now
>>76254975
The Thick of It
power rankings:
>sauron (with ring)
>gandalf the white
>saruman
>sauron (without ring)
>gandalf the grey
>galadriel
>elrond
Ahahahahaha stupid fucking bitch got BTFO
>>76254107
That looks a lot like my willy
>>76255059
how so
why are 'rkes so obsessed with rowling?
Fucking hate vapes
Next twat to puff a massive cloud of strawberry flavoured shit in my face is getting decked
>>76255037
thats our sources of immigration silly
china, as you see, is first
>>76254183
no because I'm not a paranoid schizophrenic
>>76254940
Why would they give us a stick to beat them with if they aren't going to at least try to do something? It's much more than any of the other cucked parties are doing
https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/876847240211464192
look a the leftie cunt groveling to the daily mail because she's been caught out on her hypocrisy
beautiful
>>76254107
I really want to suck that cock x
>>76254983
>>76254883
wait, are toast sandwiches a real thing?
>>76254991
nope
>>76255059
Unless it turned out she plagiarized it all and had all her money taken away, I doubt it
making cold brew coffee over the weekend was the best idea I've ever had
nothing nicer and more refreshing than a nice sweet cold coffee on a warm evening
>>76255059
umm????? no she dint. sorry honey. but she slaying haters left and right
>>76254742
Clearly the root cause of all these attacks is Islam, when is she going to do something about it?
>>76255026
nothing will top Paedogeddon m8
>eru
>morgoth
>other gods
>demi-gods
>>76255091
>everyone who dislikes gobby twitter attention seekers is a rorke
business idea: delete twitter
wouldn't actually be good for business but i think that things would be better without that hellsite
>>76255057
Galadriel could utterly heem Gandalf the Grey, she just hides her powerlevel
>>76255109
most brits have toast sandwiches daily
>>76255157
but then how would people preach their retarded opinions to the braindead masses?
my ancestors are scchmiling at me Imperial
can you say the same
how do I become a normie that meets and shags lots of birds
lads, its too hot
>>76255088
>>76255142
>>76255119
Ahahaha look at these arseblasted Pottertwats
>>76255109
I had one for lunch yesterday
>>76255098
It's free UKIP votes, they're probably hoping that we forget about it by next election
>>76255109
I have a toast sandwich with every meal.
doing the ISIS finger
>>76255179
hopefully somewhere that's harder to link and spam everywhere
i just want some peace and quiet lads
https://youtu.be/doHAOwYktK4
>skepta has started wearing women's clothing and unironically described himself as gender fluid
what the fuck happened to him
>wake up to a light knock on your bedroom door
>mum comes in wearing her nighty, she's got a toast sandwich and gets in bed with you while you eat it
I don't wanna live a life without this feel, think of all the poor bastards who never experienced this lol
>>76255206
Need the nerds to get to work with the ol' photoshop here, VERY memeworthy pose
>>76255218
became a lefite
Why do Rorkes love searching for things which make them really frothing mad? Fed up of having to scroll past mad Rorkes all day long.
Just don't go on twitter if it winds you up so much, Rorke.
>>76255206
>hol up
Business idea: seize the post offices and railways seizing power
>>76255218
good lad
always been the most forward thinking man in grime
>>76255109
yes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich
>>76255098
hahahah what are rorkes going to do if the tories dont keep their promise (again)? vote labour? ahahahah
Hate social constructs
Love cultural Marxism
Simple as
>>76255186
confidence
Ok I'll stop going to twitter if you promise to fuck back off to leftypol and leave us in peace
>>76255094
>highest non-EU migrants is China
>"it's going to be all muslims and nigerians!!! haha checkmate brexiteers!"
remainers BTFO
>>76255218
cocaine fucked him up
>>76255249
um no sweaty i'm fighting the good fight from the comfort of my desk and i can GUARANTEE that my actions are making a difference
>>76255256
Don't seize the post office; my cash ISA is held with them.
Cheeky 1.01% interest rate. Ends after 12 months though (at which time I will be dropping them).
>>76255218
grime is puerile garbage for stupid children
>>76255249
Not as if Rorke has a job or anything so getting mad at things on the internet is all he has to do really
>>76255294
there are loads of muslims in china tho
SLICE OF LIME
ICE COLD WATER
IN MASON JAR
lovely
>>76255249
>hahah dude just ignore all the bad things happening to your nation, peace and love man
>>76255218
crazy what money and fame does to a person
Rasheeds getting absolutely BTFO ITT
>grime is puerile garbage for stupid children
Been searching /pol/ for ages and can't for the life of me find leftypol. Any suggestions?
>>76255190
>one of the biggest issues in current politics
>hopefully they will just forget about it
Top laff
>nation
>>76255340
>Reeee let me get really fucking mad at meaningless shit on twatter and leave me alone
DIVERSITY makes london STRONGER
>>76255330
>willingly drinking out of a mason jar
bellend
wonder what George Lucas thinks of recent events
>>76255159
The news is a joke today, as are the typical lefty nutjobs. "Islamophobic attacks aren't taken seriously enough in the uk" there literally wouldnt be any attacks on islam or its followers if they didn't repeatedly attack us and blow up innocent children. "Right wing terror attacks are roughly as prevelant in the uk as islamic terror attacks" Are they fucking serious with this shit, are they actually having a giggle? Fucking jk rowling, lefty godqueen. "Where was this white terrorist radicalized" ummmmm proba ly at ho,e watching the news of infant children being blown to bits by a muslim, followed by three muslkm terror attcks in as many months in his home city. I would say that'd be a safe fucking guess as to what radicalized him
>>76255368
leftypol doesn't exist
>>76255383
actually you're right, I don't care at all about what liberal celebrity #3254 says on twitter
I jumped the gun because I thought you were implying following politics is 'looking for things to be angry about'
I apologise
>>76255340
ah yes, tweets from a now-irrelevant children's author require as much attention as major news events
very impressive
>>76255368
it's like goldstein
doesn't really exist
>>76254183
reality has a anti british bias
>>76255368
its on infinitychan you idiot
this tragedy reminds of that time Lupus Bogtrotter drove his Nimbus2000 into the hogwarts delegation at the ministry of magic
>>76255395
'its like poetry, so that they rhyme'
>>76255391
can you close your glass, think again dimwit
Did that 190 bellend take his trip off?
He always used to crawl out of the woodwork and start crying when I posted my normie girl shagging stuff
>>76255368
it's on (4+4)chan you dafty
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-leicestershire-40276934/pedestrians-mowed-down-in-leicester-van-attack
CCTV footage has been released showing a dangerous driver deliberately mowing down a group of pedestrians in Leicester.
Van driver Lugman Aslam, 26, of Warren View, Leicester, was jailed for five years after pleading guilty to dangerous driving and attempting to commit grievous bodily harm with intent.
>>76255269
>voted UKIP into the EU parliament
>4 million UKIP votes in 2015
>terrified the Tories into giving an EU referendum
>won the EU referendum
>made cucks Cameron and Osborne resign
hahahaha yeah, what are rorkes going to do hahahaha
>>76255482
he definitely posts without his trip.
>>76254183
Trying to get us to ignore everything else they're doing innit
HATE leftypol
where do i get a valleys gf?
>>76255475
i'll close your gob in a minute
with me fists
Business idea: Send the incredibly religious incredibly violent South Americans into Europe to sort out our problem, because Europeans literally can't be arsed to defend their homeland (me included, I'll probably go in the opposite direction until it's safe again).
>>76254615
>encourage them to integrate
Ah yes, judging by Paki behaviour these past 60 years that's a very realistic strategy. Mong.
>>76255492
and what has any of that done to reduce immigration so far?
>>76255395
jar jar binks was a genuinely good character
only redditors think he shouldn't have been in the films
>>76255514
the valleys
>>76255109
had a toast sarnie a couple weeks ago when I had nothing else to eat
wasn't bad
>>76255490
terrorist attacks like this happen on a daily basis but never get buried by MSM
>>76255340
you're right lad keep getting mad at things on the internet you're making a difference
>>76255485
Just googled 4+4 Chan and nothing came up. Suggestions?
>>76255521
then we'd just have turboviolent christians to deal with
not ideal
>>76255562
hang yourself because you're too stupid to live
>>76255490
Was this a terrorist attack?
>>76255426
Bit of a tangent
>>76255562
fuck off idiot
>>76255562
off yourself retard
>>76255562
post about 'sheeds
>>76255249
>Fed up of having to scroll past mad Rorkes all day long
Go back to leftypol then, nobody wants you here
>>76255520
do something, what
>>76255577
Yeah but the turboviolent Christians won't be driven by the ideology of killing all other Christians. Plus we'll just ship them back to South America once we're done.
>>76255528
So what's your plan, kick them out? That's literally not something we can do at this point
>>76255325
Top irony
>>76255534
>reduce immigration
>while still inside the EU
Don't think you understand how this works
Fuck lads. Seriously considering filling the wheelie bin with water and sitting in it tomorrow
>>76255725
its set to be a more sensible temperate tommorow lad
>>76255723
>there are still people who don't realise that EU immigration is only about half of the immigration into the UK
>>76255328
no there aren't
>>76255788
'only' about half.
300,000 EU migrants come to the EU each year, so we take 600,000 total migrants every year.
Somehow i doubt that.
>>76255340
>caring about a nation that doesn't care about you
lol
lol
lol
>>76255860
https://www.migrationwatchuk.org/statistics-net-migration-statistics
>>76254975
foy