Meanwhile, in the deep Australian Abyss...

This explains everything, actually.

haha benis

>australia makes people who go there dicks
>wildlife in australia is naturally dick shaped

>>76252240
>A translucent, penis-shaped organism floating alone in complete darkness

Australian posters in a nutshell

>>76252366
>no matter my ambient pressure, I must shitpost

>>76252616
>This creature has adapted to shitposting in crushing pressure and absolute darkness

>>76252720
>I was molded by it.

>>76252240
>circumcised

>>76253226
further proof that circumcision is natural

B

>>76252315
benis in baggina

E

>>76252240
>Peculiar

B

>>76252240
meh..would have been funnier if it was dark colored

B

>>76253772
Fuk u south africa

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What's its scientific name ?

B

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>>76253836
benis australius

GUYS
IT
IT FUCKING LOOKS LIKE A COCK!!

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>be australian
>call mate a cunt
>go to the beach
>mate gets raped by seacock
>because he is a cunt
origano

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>>76253836
peanut worm

>>76252240
>The creature, a peanut worm, was discovered by a team of scientists from Museums Victoria in Australia. The team recently came back from a month-long expedition into the oceanic abyss off the Australian coast, where they found a variety of underwater organisms, including a faceless fish, a sea pig, a zombie worm, and a flesh-eating crustacean.

Sounds like a typical day in Australia

>According to the outlet, the name “peanut worm” came from the fact that when threatened, these marine animals contract their long heads inwards into a shape like that of a peanut kernel.

Aw it's shy

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>>76253410
But why arent you pushing equality in usa in this matter too?

>>76252240
How does it type?

>>76253226
>can't tell a penis with foreskin retracted from a circumcised one

>>76252240
>It's ribbed for her pleasure
Cheeky

>>76254424
>implying female circumcision isn't wildly different than male circumcision
The clitoris is the only way a woman can orgasm but a man loses nothing of value with circumcision.

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>>76252240
>Peculiar proto-phalloses found deep within Australian A(by)ss

>>76255314
>labia is the clitoris
Anyway, it's more like cutting off the clitoris hood.

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>>76255314
Is this what you tell yourself each day in order to not hate your parents? Fine i wont torture you anymore.

I only hope you will be more clever in future and prevent them to mutilate your own babies.

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>>76252240

>be translucent cock-shaped being
>be ridiculed by beings so much more complex than me that they might as be gods
>tfw don't even physical capability to even comprehend this

Must awful being an Australian.

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>>76252240

>>76252240
Is it soft or hard?

>>76256727
It's normally a lot bigger, but it's cold from swimming.

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>>76252240

>>76255314
t. needs lube to wank

>>76256949
>Doesn't use lube

>>76252240
DEEP

>>76252240
Women crave the BFC (big fish cock)

>>76257959
Can we get a scale on the image? How big is this thing actually

>>76258541
Bigger than your little white boi penis that's for sure

>>76253845
>>76254402
>>76255500
go to sleep

>>76255314
you lose sensitivity on yer head m8

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No

>>76258898
yes.

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>>76258898

>>76256727
It's 「S O F T & W E T」

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>>76252240
She's a right beaut

>>76258858
An order is an order.

>>76252720
>The Australian Shitposter has never seen the light of day

Keep going dammit

>>76253140
>Raised in it.

>>76261875
>it's not water, it's vegemite

>>76252240
>Australians do not have a vascular blood system. Fluid transport and gas exchange are instead accomplished by the coelom, which contains the respiratory pigment haemerythrin, and the tentacular system.

if people want to come across bellends from Australia, they can always just post on this board instead of going deep-sea diving

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Oi

>>76252240
At least it's white.