*The walk* edition.
*sharts*
>>76251767
explosively?
FUCK YOU I WANTED TO MAKE A THREAD
>tfw have to pick up all these apples before I can mow the lawn
I bet this is how cotton picking feels.
*cleans your sharted pants and puts your diapers*
>>76251798
>latvia
>making a /cum/ thread
heh
HEH
HAHAAA
HAAAAAAAAA
And now the neighbours are out in their backyard. Great.
rule britannia
britannia rules the waves
yanks shart in mart
because they're corporate slaves
>>76251870
dumb retard
>sun comes out
ahhh that is nice
Update: neighbours went back inside. I'm going to get the mower out now, damn the apples.
>>76252039
no fuck you, youve offended me
it was supposes to be a /culd/ tread since wallxico doesnt even post here
>>76252172
no one posts here
wish more redditflaggots would do this
>>76252590
coffee which i have every meal. getting malnourished hehe
Why can't French Canadians swallow their pride and speak English?
Where is CIA at?
ŁTC pumping and we're making zillions and counting lambos
>>76252959
Sup
>>76252814
Why can't Americums swallow their pride and switch to future energy?
>>76252959
>speculating about crypto currency
I mean, it's an ok hobby.
>>76252959
its no higher than it was on like friday tho
>Wake up
>Still not a Japanese school girl
>posting my anime pic
>>76253206
It's my picture now
>>76253003
hey
>>76253095
Our first date will be in my lambo baby
>>76253155
Yeah but some asshole on /biz/ known as the "pink whale" was shilling that it was going to crash down basically to nothing and meanwhile it fully recovered from the dip back to ATH value. Still the best investment currently available on coinbase
gtg, watch for when the chinese awake in 6 hours
>>76253270
you're making me angry
delet that or else
And by best value I mean greatest returns in these few weaks, might shift some of my LTC into ETH and BTC later on but for now LTC looks like the best option
>arguing over who gets to pretend to be a fucking woman
I am not a girl!
>100+ degrees the whole week
rip me
>>76253453
>living in the south
whatever doth thou expecteth?
>>76253585
>south
NorCal m8. And not the bay area
>33 posts in one hour
ded
yes, you are a girl
we all are
>>76253653
thats because you didnt let me make it
>:^(
>>76253646
>37 the whole week
that's south enough for me
>>76253453
>rip me
yeah i'm gonna rip you a new one
>>76253319
What're you going to do huh???
>>76253686
but I have a penis and have been working out for two weeks so I'm huge
>>76253756
or i'll succ ur dicc. I'm warning you
>>76253874
Y-you wouldn't
>First post in 10 minutes.
SAD!
>tfw no gf
>>76254377
cannot relate T8H
>>76254442
>>76254492
my gf
>>76254442
Has she fucked anyone else before you? If yes, she's not gf material, therefore not a girlfriend.
grimes
>>76254492
>>76254583
our child
>>76254602
of course not
>>76254623
no thanks
>>76254657
>human + human = doggo
Id say your "gf" has been getting around
>>76254704
what are you trying to say!?!?
>>76254764
she's very popular at the kennel club
If you had these two choices, which would you choose:
>most accomplished human being of all time but a kissless virgin(no bjs either)
> guy who makes 75k-99k a year and has 5 partners throughout his life and eventually has a family
this is my baby
me and my gf are happy
>>76254866
;_; this cannot be...
>>76254873
the second one, obviously
>tfw the supermarket in Ādaži has always canadians and americans eating burgers in it
>>76254873
That bottom guy sounds pretty accomplished to me. I think having a family would be nice.
>>76254873
first. one of my accomplishments was cloning my self several times.
>>76253646
It's been hot as fuck in the bay too. Really sucks not having AC.
>my mum came over in the middle of the day on a monday
>while I was in the shower naked and walk to my room
>dont notice her because shes sitting in the dark completely quiet
>come back out put lotion on while naked
>go back to room
>go to put clothes away
>notice her
>acts like I shouldn't be surprised when I notice her
>doesnt mention that I was just butt ass naked walking around the house
feeling very uncomfortable right now buds
send help
Got a new gf.
>>76255025
sounds like your mom has the 'tism, m8te
>>76255093
where do you think I got it
>>76254945
As opposed to bringing in the next era of humanity/functioning robots/cloning to a T/next generation weapons
You have to pay the troll toll to get into this boy's soul
>>76255151
That stuff is cool too.
me
me and canada
>>76255516
I'm the bigger one pepe.
>>76255488
Literally?
>>76255516
l-lewd
>>76255552
well you are the one sending lads here to protect us
>>76255607
*sending buds
how can whites even compete
*refilters germany*
>jonah hill 2017
good for him
>>76255786
*tips poutine*
>>76255937
still a fucking jew
>>76255938
*eats*
shan't be replying to that other poster
>>76256078
great choice
>>76255937
Didn't he lost a bunch of wait before then got really fat again? baka
Going to walk to home hardware and buy some stuff brb and gl.
>>76256246
weight* wew
>>76256246
>>76256290
wait for what? i don't get it?
:::^^^)))))
hehe
omg i love this
WORLD IS ATTEMPTING TO CRASH IN ON ITSELF
SEND HELP
is this an ASSHOLE or just TRUMP'S PUCKERED LIPS? hahahaha
>>76256539
that's dope
>>76255079
getting fucking toasty this week
virgin police, put your hands up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVrkG986R5g
I discovered a total neckslut with a fat ass works at the same company as me.
>>76257564
Can virginity grow back?
>>76257098
You motherfucker.
>person stops replying to your text promptly
>queue self abuse
>>76258313
a girl in my class once asked for my phone number and i don't normally talk to people so my replies were sometimes 24-48 hours later because i forgot about them
*sharts*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E30MXWtEPU
C A N E L O
A
N
E
L
O
>>76258379
This happens with about everyone I know so I guess I'm just defective or something
>>76258614
when you get comfortable with someone you know you don't have to reply to everything or constantly try to be witty
>>76258313
I'm really bad with procrastinating on replying to texts. I'll get a text, not feel like replying so I tell myself I'll do it later, but that doesn't happen and the more time that passes the less I want to reply because I think I'll look like a dick for taking so long so basically I just end up never replying until they send me another text and I tell them I'm sorry I missed the last text or whatever.
just smoked some Monday afternoon resin
>>76256246
I think that was for 22 Jump Street.
>>76258870
>tfw bone dry
tfw you chainsmoke so much you get nauseous
>>76259238
>rember happy day
What if I can't
tfw no cute Mediterranean gf
>>76259328
happy days are when i appear
I'm back! Got a moth trap. Walked past lots of fat people and 2-4 qts.
>tfw life will never have any meaning for me because I don't have the emotional capacity for it
Really wish I could filter on my phone
>>76259614
If you do not know what you are missing then why does it bother you?
Fat cat
>>76259709
It doesn't really
>>76259747
You haven't seen anything yet
>>76259755
Good.
>>76259747
>>76259810
Honestly, making something under your care obese shoul be a punishabe offence. Yes I am talking about human children too.
>>76256246
Jonah Hill keeps gaining a bunch of weight and then losing a bunch of weight over and over
The power of being a manlet
>>76251703
Tell me something I don't know about your countries.
*sharts*
Why is /cum/ so fucking dead
>>76257564
that is actually a supremely aesthetic weapon system.
i'm surprised furry weebs have taste
>>76257859
neckslut???
>>76259614
sounds like something you need to work on
>
>>76260027
he's a fat, stupid slob and he keeps getting weight reduction surgery
>>76260289
because i'm not here
>>76260289
wagies busy contemplating suicide
>>76260289
because i'm not here
Apparently Mexico has spies now.
I had no idea, i cant even think what a Mexican Spy would look like.
contemplation done.
conclusion:
shan't be doing it
>>76260397
Mexican, I'd imagine.
>>76260397
all countries have spies, baka
just waiting here so i can make a new thread haha
>>76260270
In Canada we have beavers.
What do cubicle wagies actually do all day? And do you ever seriously want to kill yourself considering you're stuck in a box in a room with no windows?
>>76260528
I did know that. Tell me something else.
wheres the cheapest land to buy in America (us) thats possible to live and grow crops. bonus for not being hot as hell all year (so 35 Celsius max)
>>76260563
do your own research, bud.
Working a desk job in an air conditioned office with the lads is the American dream
>>76260563
Probably Wyoming or some shit. Cold af though.
>>76260560
We have scorpions
>>76260560
In Canada we have Mooses.
About to insult canada, wish me luck
>>76260647
Cool, dangerous ones?
Gonna HEEM the next Yurofag who insults Canada
>>76260732
no idea, just saw one in the wild about a month ago. steered clear. didnt even know they lived here
>>76260449
>>76260452
>The spy tools came from Israel
I dont even know who is spying who anymore.
>>76260742
Denmark is a Canadian proxy
Where's Greenland?
*insults canada aggressively*
>>76260849
with us
>>76260769
I saw on nat geo that the bigger they are the less dangerous their poison tend to be. Was it big?
Despise LA
>>76260876
Nope about the size of my hand. Or is that considered big?
>>76260563
Maybe Iowa.
>>76260876
I thought it had to do with the size of their tails?
If I am unable to give myself meaning because of an almost complete lack of affect and a strong sense of skepticism, am I doomed to a life of nihilistic emptiness until I can finally put a bullet in my head?
The caribou, the caribou
Is a beautiful sight to see
He's a really big strong animal
I'm sure you'll all agree
He looks like Santa's reindeer
And he loves it when
The wind blows cold
So he lives up north
With the polar bears
'Cause he likes the ice and snow
>>76260914
I think that's considered pretty big desu.
>>76260614
i have been, finding stuff is not too easy
>>76260642
seems pretty nice honestly
lemme help ya..
>>76260967
saved
>>76260857
Please Denmark... It does not have to be like this...
Bit tipsy
>california
Kys yourselves
watching a 100% unironic serious interview with alex jones on NBC right now
what a world
>>76261213
Post link
>>76261001
The reason you believe nothing has value is because nothing you believe in matters.
You need to re-evaluate your life :]
>>76260988
Or maybe it was their claws. I forget.
>>76261173
.....is that t-thing loaded?...
>>76261230
https://youtu.be/-HzOqZeX3Yk
Just had to shepard two dozen children. What a nightmare. How do teachers even have the strength to do this
>>76261235
You sound confident you know exactly what my problem is. I have re-evaluated my life more times than is healthy. I simply don't have the emotional range to find anything meaningful outside of religion, which I cannot ever have myself believe in 100%
I need a summer job. Sitting around isn't fun.
>the wall worked
>been locked in inside my room with everything shut and the fan blasting at full power
>despite this the heat is starting to slowly creep in
>need a job
>>76261261
Does this look like the face of mercy?
>>76261353
this is what it will be like when global warming wins
we will all hide inside our caves with ACs blasting until the heat finally becomes too much for even the AC and we all perish slowly and miserably
or at least that's what would happen if global warming were REAL LMAO
>he doesn't feel the need to be a contributing member of society
>>76261415
>global warming
The earth goes through heating and cooling periods you do know that right?
>>76261304
uhhh clearly you need to keep working on what I suggested if you are still having trouble
>>76261382
i'm sorry canada... plz forgive me.....
>>76261444
I'm not a fan of modern society desu
>The 1.1 terabytes of data includes birthdates, home addresses, telephone numbers and political views of nearly 62% of the entire US population.
>The data was available on a publicly accessible Amazon cloud server.
>The huge cache of data was discovered last week by Chris Vickery, a cyber-risk analyst with security firm UpGuard. The information seems to have been collected from a wide range of sources - from posts on controversial banned threads on the social network Reddit, to committees that raised funds for the Republican Party.
This is it. I guarantee information from 4chan was on there and that 4chan is collecting IP specific info on poster behavior and content.
For fucks sake, a Mod (((swaglord))) here works in data analytic and wrote for Trump's son in laws Magazine. My best is they targeted 4chan and /pol/ to feed pro trump info
>contributing to society
>>76261415
Bad shitpost
>>76261463
No I don't
>american soldiers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2vslwfSBck
>>76261461
Not reading entire posts is a bad habit dum dum
>>76261484
OK!
>>76261529
is that real????
>>76261064
do you know anything about farming?
you can look up the climate of any area in the US.
you can also look up the soil conditions by finding a geological survey map.
once you find suitable places for crops, you can cross reference those with areas with cheap land.
>>76261489
WOW haha hillary lost get over it haha praise kek maga maga xaxaxa
>pushing global warming for decades because nobody wants to shell out for 3x more expensive everyday items
>j-j-ust t-trust me guys! sea levels are rising!
t.1978
Did I just buy all those videos for 1,39CAD each?
Yes.
Yes, I did.
>>76261615
t. my gf
POCKET MOD WHEN?
KILL FK
i hate when i eat a full tombstone 4 meat pizza
food coma zzzzzz
>>76261656
>:3
>>76261640
Big businesses shill for the hoax side
>>76261489
Trump literally just campaigned on hot topics, something lifetime politicians avoid like the plague.
It's publicly known that Hillary literally paid millions to shill for her on the internet, including reddit and probably 4chin
>>76261615
very bored lads
>>76261727
Don't care. I voted for Trump, we all now that, but it's obvious that 4chan is collecting user info and selling it to the Trump campaign and then shilling here
A feast fit for a king.
>>76261846
I mean yeah 4chan does sell info, but I very much doubt Trump's campaign would bother with that. He literally just campaigned off the lowest common denominator stuff, he didn't do anything fancy, he just pandered.
who still rockin dis jam in 2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqIq4B1rgl4
>>76261702
>t.andwhale
>>76261930
t. russian shill
>>76261930
The whole alt right, deplorable thing was not a organic creation, it was literally a psy-op
>>76261973
What an awful song.
>>76262041
privyet but vodka and whatever else russian produces
>>76262070
both terms were created by the left to try and attack the right's pride because they realized more young people were beginning to go to the right. Both backfired and the right ran with it because of the meme war
Peak performance.
why do i want to fuck her
https://youtu.be/h1tNw1aFzSM
maybe it's her big mouth and teeth
https://youtu.be/NemTwxhU8Kg
Do you guyz like ufoporno???
>>76262203
russia produces hackers and shills
>>76262275
Cuz shes asian
>>76262328
don't you want to lick inside her nostrils?
>>76262353
Yeah
>>76262041
Russia is based
praise dugin
>>76262252
My mother jogged with him. Other agents told her to slow down and let him run ahead because Carter hated being beat while jogging
wtf go away you weirdoes
>>76262358
stop replying so fast you creep
>>76262377
no bully
>clicking on a yuro post to do anything other than report
Kys
>>76262460
He's a self obsessed narcissist just like all the rest of them, don't his golly gee farmer exterior fool you
heh, get FUKT boston
New topic: people who drive motorcycles and loud cars should be shot.
>>76262560
this
plus if you use powered gardening equipment for your tiny house weekly you should also be shot
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreign_accent_syndrome
>>76262560
Love it when bikers get their fare share of karma
>>76262556
These people actually look way too brown to be from NH
>>76262618
Stop being a lazy fuck then.
Its not my fault you dont care about your house.
the fuck is NH?
Weird....
"""juvenials"""
>>76262728
JUST DO YOUR GARDENING WITHOUT BEING A NUISANCE!
>>76262728
what
Literally the worst song ever written
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idh92r_ctPc
*Goes to my front yard*
*RRRMMM RRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHGGHRRRRMMMMMMM*
>>76262849
WHY CAN'T YOU USE HAND POWERED TOOLS, THEY'RE NOT THAT MUCH SLOWER
literally just had a nervous breakdown
>>76262849
you're lucky I'm not an american..
*hits you*
>>76262936
never had one but i'm anxious all the time
>>76262970
lol i just trolled you
>>76262956
>>76262996
it's a terrible pain to suffer through all day--the only uplift is sleep
>>76262692
>Juveniles
>fat southerners with "40 years of hiking experience"
>try to hike the white mountains
>complains that the trails dont have stairs and hand rails
Why are southerners so SOFT?
*devours feces*
>>76262996
Chad
STOP
SHARTING
ALREADY
>tfw no thickbutt mexican gf
>tfw will never have 6'3" chicano children
just fucking end me
>>76263038
Do not forget what you learned here today.
shart in the mart
the sharty farty mart
First day of real job and I felt really awkward and everyone mostly ignored me but it wasn't too bad
sup guys?
just got back from a 4 day vacation
>>76263188
i remember hiking the Grand Canyon
boy that Havasupai area had some scary climbs and can't believe we ran around these caves with long falls as children
handrails should be mandatory everywhere
>>76263370
How was it?
Deng
>>76263370
Did you devour a lot of feces?
>>76263380
pretty fun
was sick for part of it though
>>76263378
domesticating nature is wrong
>>76263370
>4 day vacation
how can you call that a vacation
>>76263188
>go down south
>everyone is a obese fuck
>feel like a literal god compared to them
>>76263435
abhorrent post
>>76263418
but was it CRACK cocaine?
>>76263464
i used vacation days and went somewhere, so it's still a vacation
>>76263427
ofc
>>76263435
we are the dwarves
the mountains are OURS!!!!!!!!!
Was NOT a fan of that rape arguing gimmick last night
>>76263489
Thoughts on mestizas?
>>76263271
o-ok
*dies*
>>76263435
i'll masticate your nutsac buddy stop talking SHIT
>>76263524
hmm
>>76263517
>that tiny bridge
wew
>>76263563
???
>>76263545
do not do that you idiot
>>76263586
Dwarves are tiny people
that's fucked
>yfw the wild west was actually wild
>Men being men and creating the law for themselves
>Could still get by on honest work
>Most people still had general respect for each other
>If they were black it would have just been beta-somalia
>>76263649
Is that the brain dead got they just released?
>>76263649
lol
serves him right for being an edgelord
would love to know what fucked up shit they diod to him
>>76263644
do what? it's fun no?
>>76263649
Kek, I'm at UVA right now and no one has even mentioned this
>>76263670
>being a delusional romantic
>>76263670
>http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-21768669
Rayciss shitlord!
>>76263720
I doubt they even know, the news just broke like 30 minutes ago.
>>76263692
No, Daneon. Killing yourself is not fun.
>>76263517
actually
>>76263828
i'm sorry, i thought it was a funny post
big
>>76263783
>>76263842
anime
remember this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jInIBx65tfU ?
>>76263931
ahahahaHAAHahahahAHAHAhaa
that's a funny post
>>76263735
You know I'm right though. There's a reason people can romanticize it so easily
>>76263886
woo lawdy
>>76263972
>4 white girls
>4 slavs
>8 latinas
>>76263984
yeah: because it's far enough away that people who actually remember the struggle of it are mostly dead, and there've been thousands of hollywood movies selling you a picture of the idyllic west for decades
>>76264081
i only see 3 latinas desu, rest are hispanics/euros