/fug/ - Finno-Ugric / Uralic

>>76251268
suomi

>>76251268
Who made this?

>>76251268
Great picture! I think it was the Saami who drew this.

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>>76251268
Lenna :3

>>76251498
Was it?
Wtf, I have to give him some money so he can draw memes for me.

>>76251268
karelia chick :*:*:*

Greetings, my long lost finno-ugric brothers.

>>76251766
Lenna hates niggers

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WE

>>76252924
Aren't u slavs?

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>>76252928
source?

>>76253009
i hate niggers

t. Lenna

>>76252928
would this be a bad thing?

>>76253103
Absolutely not

>>76252978
They have Fug haplogroups.

>>76253138
I guess they are fug then

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hmm
2 beer
bacon
3 eggs 2 bread
no milk

>>76252978
No, Baltic

Finnic ancestry tho

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Hi fugs, I'm reading this book. I can't find many English-language histories of Estonia, so I'm looking for recommendations. What do Estonians think of their history of serfdom? It sounds far worse than I thought.

"The Estonian serf, having been increasingly deprived of legal and property rights, was subject only to the arbitrary will of the lord. For example, the masters now interfered more often in the formation of marriage ties among the peasantry, and the greatest abuses with regard to the sale of peasants without land and the division of families appear to have occurred in this period. Among the most insidious aspects of the lord-peasant relationship under serfdom was the pervasiveness of corporal punishment and physical intimidation."

Reparations when

>>76253386
ryebread?

>>76253427
We were many times worse off than nigger slaves in USA and we don't act all butthurt over it

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Who wants shashlik?

>>76253651
Sorry one side burned a bit but it's all good inside

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Don't sit on the table it is freshly oiled

>>76253651
>>76253820
Looks good, I'm on my way

>>76253651
>>76253820
What marinade?

>>76254254
Dunno, I don't remember. Found it in my fridge and it was today's date so I rushed it

>>76253419
>Baltic
That's just slav-light. Lithuanians could just as well be Polish and Latvians Russians. The languages are similar enough.

>>76253534
I would argue against "many times worse", but it lasted way longer for sure. There's also difference between full-on slavery and serfdom which affected different people at different times.
Thank god we got cucked by the germanics before slavs tho. Could have been much worse.

>>76251268
I know I'm not welcome here but I don't want to waste catalogue space creating a thread, are there any good apps for learning Finnish that help build pronunciation as well?

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>tfw no hungarians in these threads ever
törpikek

>>76255227
Those are some sweet bulges tbqhwyrnfam

>>76255211
No

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>>76255211
you cannot learn finnish

>>76255590
s-sorry
: (((

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>>76252978
>>76252924
He is right, we are finns in denial.

>>76255590
>>76255639

Even a computer can do it tho :^)

http://www.ling.helsinki.fi/~fkarlsso/genkau2.html

Rautajärvi:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwvX8gUHPGM

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>>76255211
There use to a be a website hosted by the finnish government that did an introduction to finnish, but I lost the link a long time ago. Sadly most resources to learn finnish suck because as you guessed, not many people want to learn it.

>>76256611
the letters behind the girl are Slavic

>>76255694
At this point actualy we could even stop the /balt/ threads and just go /fug/ like one big united family, what do you say guys?Unless finns whant to become Balts again? :DDDDDDDDDD

Hungarians have lost a lot from their precious haplogroups but they still speak Uralic. Just sayin...

>>76257297
So who are more Uralic then?
Balts who speak non uralic language but have uralic blood or Hungarians who do speak uralic language but have no uralic blood?

>>76253534
>>76255043
"Many times worse" does seem to be a stretch for serfdom compared to US slavery, but why would you argue it was worse? Because it was longer? This book portrays it as more similar to US slavery than I would have expected. Especially families being broken up and individuals being taken away from their families. When you say people don't act butthurt, what do you mean? I know it's not like black people in US but how often do people talk about it, in the media or otherwise?

I guess what is surprising to me is that if you guys weren't white/European the US left would be completely behind you guys and want the Russians deported. Also are Americans asking questions really not welcome here like this guy says? >>76255211 Where else am I supposed to ask fug questions

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Too bad we are white and proud and the leftists hate us.

can greenland into uralic? :3

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>>76257820
RARE
A
R
E

>>76257664
>Many times worse" does seem to be a stretch for serfdom compared to US slavery, but why would you argue it was worse? Because it was longer?
Probably the length, yeah. Also done to us on our native land. I wouldn't go to oppression olympics with it tho.
>This book portrays it as more similar to US slavery than I would have expected. Especially families being broken up and individuals being taken away from their families.
Wasn't as common afaik. Technically we were property and they could trade you for a dog tho. But the forms of slavery were numerous and changed over the centuries with different empires and eras.
>When you say people don't act butthurt, what do you mean? I know it's not like black people in US but how often do people talk about it, in the media or otherwise?
We're just aware of it, but that's all. Nobody is butthurt torwards Germans either and it gets filed under "shit was different back in the day". We basically absorbed their culture anyway and it's very visible in customs and language, so it's kind of retarded to claim WE WUZ and that Germans dragged us down. National awakening and advancement of culture is mainly a result of German education in the first place.
>Also are Americans asking questions really not welcome here like this guy says?
Friendly people are always welcome.

>>76257813
I am white and proud and a leftist

Why did estonian lose vowel harmony anyway? Was it german influence?

>>76251268
that's cute

>>76257820
Yes.

https://fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Finnuit

>>76258362
Here's some guy explaining it to be the Germanic influence, so maybe yes, but I'm not sure too:
https://www.quora.com/Why-did-Estonian-lose-its-process-of-vowel-harmony

>>76255211
pronunciation is exactly like spanish (and probably quite similar to japanese?), except that you have to differentiate a from ä, o from ö and u from y, binnish h is spanish j and binnish j is spanish y
really, finns can sound almost like native spanish speakers when reading with no prior knowledge, while their english may still sound like the hydraulic press channel guy's english
I'm sure there are many resources to learn how to pronounce things in spanish, specially in the usa

Saw this really interesting russian movie on TV during the weekend. It was about a finnish guy going fishing with russians in russia. Was quite fun.

>>76259123
Why Spaniards and people from their colonies don't speak same kind of English than we do if our languages are pronounced same way?

>>76259228
Those hunting and fishing movies are legendary. I have them still on vhs lol.

>>76259653
"Peculiarities of the National Hunt" and "Peculiarities of the National Fishing". Russian vodka-drinking movies.

>>76259347
It is fairly similar. Perhaps Spaniards pronounce the 'h' sound (as in 'hello') too strongly, but stuff such as pronouncing 'r's strongly are common in both bad English from native spanish speakers and Finnish rally English.
Bad english from chileans sounds to me really similar to rally english too, dunno about other spanish speaking countries.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDaghsAcP6A
starts around 1:38, this is how the average chilean person sounds when speaking english

>>76259653
>>76259749
Yes, those. You guys have seen them?

>>76259888
Yes, I have seen these. I wouldn't remember which scenes where from which though, other than that one was about hunting and the other about fishing.

>>76260022
I saw the fishing one. Quite amusing.

Who do you vote for if you're centre-right yet every option for it is quite shit?

>reform
the ((establishment))
>ekre
too many stances that I can't agree with
>vabaerakond
can someone explain what the fuck are they?
>irl
lmao

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>>76260257

Mestari

>>76260257
When choosing between evils go with the one that's the furthest on the right - Reform.

>>76251268
is the one on top supposed to be russian or what?

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>>76260308
Aika keskenkasvuset setit :)

>>76260748

Aika aikuiset setit. Oot varmaan 19?

>>76260257
I would vote EKRE. You will lose with all other parties anyway, why not give EKRE a chance?

>>76260308
:DD
>>76260372
I've been thinking the same since I feel I have to vote for someone.
>>76260794
I agree with your argumentation, but I'd only be interested if they are not the party forming the coalition.
>>76260710
yes

>two of my posts have ended with 888

I-Is this a sign from god?

>>76260794
>why not give EKRE a chance?
They're just different kind of socialists. Better dead than red.

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>>76261201

>>76261321
what about national socialism? Hitler hated marxists BTW

>>76261561
Keyword is "socialism". They both want to take your money and spend it on others.

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My roommate is a 45 yo Russian woman. I have had sex with her several times. It was better than sex with teens

That is all

>>76265502
i've only fucked hookers. i'm pathetic

>>76265502
are you in a hospital? a mental asylum?

>>76265792
Wew come to Estonia and fuck Russian women. They are easy af

>>76265836
Yes

>>76265911
>They are easy af
*hiv ass fuck

ftfy

>>76266120
Wear a condom dingus

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>wearing the benis plastic bag

>>76266178
>implying the russian won't be crazy enough to take it off to infect you on purpose

So here's the blogpost. Be sure to subscribe.

I moved my bed from the room where the sun shines in in the morning to the one where it doesn't and now I have trouble figuring out what time to get up. I got up at 5:00 this morning thinking it was already 7:00 and time to go to work. I checked my alarm and was quite angry. Went back to sleep. Then woke up 20 minutes after that. Still too early. Back to sleep. Woke up again. Etc. And this shit cycle kept on running until it was actually 7:00. What the fuck ???

i just let out a stinky one lads

>>76260779
Halla-Ahoa mestariksi tituleeraavat ovat poikkeuksetta joko henkisesti keskenkasvuisia tai liimalla aivotoimintaansa alentavia kiljuhanhia.

>>76266120
>>76266625
>le russian aids meme
Just dont fuck gay heroin addicts nigga

>>76266843
I go to sleep at 10am and wake up at like 6pm

>>76266935
>le russian aids meme
over 92% of aids carriers are russian and they're not gay like you're used to in western europe, they're just bydlo junkies/whores

>>76267024
What's it like to live with so many Russians in your cunt? Tbh, I sold some computer parts to a Russian whose name was Igor and he was bro tier.

>>76267346
you can't really think of them as real russians. we've managed to civilize them so real russians hate them. they speak differently, they act differently and none of them want to go live in russia ffs. :DD

also, we pretty much live in two parallel worlds. the younger generations of course have a different experience, but my generation is very much segregated

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>Russia

>>76268008
well, that traffic cone with terminal stage erectile dysfunction is a pretty good metaphor

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>>76268220
http://varlamov.ru/2418055.html

http://varlamov.ru/2406915.html

>>76257097


>again

At what point have Finns been Balts?

oi vittu mis see siis nüüd on? xD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWowTS0ggz0

>>76258164
problem with blacks in america is that even after slavery was abolished they were still quite harshly repressed for a long time, creating a "us against them" division that lasts still today

i'm not saying tyrone dindu nuffin wrong but i'm saying that the issue with blacks in the US is extremely complicated

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>>76268008
tfw from imatra and never been to russia

>>76258164
Ok, looks like I should find some books on serfdom in general. As for the oppression olympics, I'm thinking about it more in terms of you all having to take in loads of migrants. Based on this history (USSR as well obviously), no one would think twice about you all trying to preserve your country and culture if you were a non-white country.

It's probably just because I'm in super leftist US where people see all white countries as guilty of colonialism, slavery, etc. They would include Estonia in this group of white devils when the history is the exact opposite. Maybe this only makes sense or is only interesting to me because of how the US left and universities treat this stuff. I'll stop going on about it.

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ME OLIMME

>>76269629
Yes Jim Crow laws, lynching, segregation, and many terrible civil rights issues continued after slavery. But I doubt being in the USSR was much better?

>>76269852
we've been insignificant for 12k years, such hobbiton circumstances

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>Poland Lite

>>76269723
comfy city
russia doesn't want you to visit it, you even need visas despite being neighbors while we don't need them

Good night for now fug

>>76270865
NO WE ARE THE TRUE BALTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
thanks and bye

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Were /balt/s the true Teutons/Prussians?

>>76277537
No we wuz slaves and shieet

>>76266926
Olen eri mieltä

>>76270876
yeah it's mostly just rich russian from st. petersburg visiting us, the only people who visit russia are the working class scum who go there for cheap gasoline

>>76279701
kyseessä ei ole mielipideasia

>>76265502
>tfw my former landlord was a 50 yo russian woman with saggy tits who I had to fuck because at times I didn't have the money to pay rent

at least she was fit

i just let out a stinky one desu lads

>>76280530
Was her first name Ljudmila?

>>76281711
no her name was Galina and my apartment was in mustamäe

>>76281769
My landlord is similar age and similar description and I too live in Mustamäe

>>76281890
what did she look like? Galina was about 1.60/65, fit, but a bit wrinkled face (that always had a lot of makeup on), blonde hair and tits that I think used to be C before they started to go down

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>>76281962
Oh no wtf

>>76282039
what?

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>>76282048

>>76282162
I'm assuming the description matches Ljudmila?

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>>76282189
Almost perfectly

You guys are fockin the same Russian woman.

>>76282215
lmao no way

can't say I'm surprised tbqh, she was flirty with me from the day I contacted her about the apartment

>>76282226
I'm not fucking her any more, I moved out of that place 2 years ago

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>>76282226
>>76282256

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xDD

Niggas you need to tell these fucking Western Europeans to fuck off
/fug/ belongs to you, they're stealing the fucking general name!

>>76260748
>>76266926
takaisin /mämmi/in kommunistihomo

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Whad do binns thing of Karghu :----)?

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>>76282445
bear piss

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>>76282445
drinking it right now desu :DD

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>>76282370
Täähän se ois

>>76282445
it's ok for a bulk lager

t. bulk lager pro

Man, /fug/ has been comfy af so far

>>76284491
/mämmi/ has been an absolute shitshow for the past week. Think I'm gonna take a break from it.

I love pussy

>>76284491
Amen
>>76285025
haven't been on /balt/ since /fug/ was made. Went few days ago to /balt/ to see what's up and all I can say is that /balt/ has gone from bad to worse

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_xXIkyU_Ns

Is this an actual style of fug music or do they just like American country music?

https://youtu.be/l7UXnt24A54

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TAHTOO MUIKKUJA

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>He doesn't have a holiday for celebrating midsummer

Are you like even for real?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ldsf7Qm5-SA

>>76251268
is that thing in the pink shirt male or female

he has a manface and what appears to be an adams apple but also has tits

>>76288070
I think u might be colour blind

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Wish I looked as good

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>>76289154
I wish I looked like this

>>76289154
Is that "boy sminem cool"?

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>>76289310
Yes, the one and only.

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Made some tortillas and washing it down with viina. How's your night guys?

ded thred

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>>76290181
spydäri
ja kokakola

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>>76290181
I miss my cat and waking up like this
also my bf broke up with me and I'm listening to an endless stream of old binnish songs while drinking finlandia vodka with orange juice (because I have class in two hours)
using thread as diary because it's ded anyway

>>76290910
Are you Chilitödö? Did your bf really break with you? Wasn't it anyways a long distance relationship? Like on the other side of the world? As if that would work.

>>76291025
yes, yes
we had three different times at which we were supposed to visit each other and neither worked (first him in september 2016 but he had no money, then me in january 2017 but I had health problems, then me around may due to job stuff but that didn't work out and I got busy here).
Yeah, long distance relationships are retarded but our problems were actually unrelated.
We were being a pain for each other desu

>>76291118
Did you lose your virginity to him? Did you meet him in Finland?

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>communist posters on the wall

>>76291228
yea to both

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YAY THE ICE CREAM TRUCK JUST CAME HERE!!!! :D

>>76291324
that flag is not a poster, it's a felt patch
the tampere one was a finnish civil war poster (my brother's cat destroyed it)
also not shown is a poster from some data science for astrophysics conference
I really should get more posters

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>>76291363
Since I'm drunk I feel too empathetic,but damn, I feel sorry for you for real. Try to find a nice brown bf reggaeton listening tattooed NEET from Chile.

>>76291622
>brown bf reggaeton listening tattooed NEET from Chile
why do you call it empathy when you wish such a cruel fate upon me

>>76291510
In sweden thread there was a guy who got heemed by the ice cream truck, he recorded it many times and cried about it on thread, it was epic.

>>76291677
Because that's how I imagine Chilean guys. Though I know jackshit about your cunt.

>>76291787
that does describe a huge percentage of chilean men, it's still not nice
would you like to get a lazy obese sjw girlfriend who wants you only for child support and would call anything you do to her rape while wishing for big somalian dick?

>>76291897
Are you implying that most Finnish women are that way? But nah, I wouldn't.

>>76292079
nah
most chilean men aren't really that way either
it's just exaggerations
chile is too extroverted for me
I should remain alone
that'd make it easier to move to antarctica, svalbard or siberia if i ever had the chance, too

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>>76292215
I had no idea about what Chilean men are like, I know 0% about your country, lol. I just imagined some thugs like in Brazil prisons seen in some documentaries.

>>76292332
>brown
true
spanish/native mix, pretty much no black genes here as there were almost no slaves in Chile
>reggaeton listening
true, or something similarly degenerate
many people listen to reggaeton "ironically" or claim to only like "the good kind", but of course it's all shit
>tattooed
comes with being trash tier
>NEET
I don't think it's that big of a thing, we don't have KELA so you're kind of forced to work
of course there are losers living off their parents' incomes, like everywhere else in the world
apparently we're the biggest animu fans in the continent so that related to being scummy neets (although those kinds don't listen to reggaeton but gay korean shit)

>>76292332
why are three of them wearing clothes?

"Kokoomuksen Orpo nostaisi Suomen pakolaiskiintiötä – 300 pakolaista lisää"

http://www.is.fi/kotimaa/art-2000005262160.html

>tfw estonian pronounciation is unironically very similar to japanese

we really are a bunch of fuckin' gooks

>>76292960
estonian, finnish, japanese... and spanish... are all pronounced the way they're spelled, isn't it?
>gook
chinese doesn't even sound similar, dunno about other SE languages

>>76292960
ural-altaic-japonic theorem when?

A tip for alcoholics: drink some beer, just a couple , it makes it absorb the alcohol from vodka faster. t. my doctor

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>>76292875
ai cuckoomus?

>>76292960
Japs have almost no accent when they speak Estonians.

>>76293353
I hate beer though but ok :DD
>>76293424
same happens to finns speaking spanish

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I'm drinking longero again.

>>76293407
Can't wait to see another "JYTKY" and then they fuck us all over once again like they have done for the thousandth time and then people will be like "next time I'll vote for jytky v.2"

Ja en puhu mistään tietystä puolueesta. Ne on kaikki turhia paskoja jotka on orjia joillekkin EU:n sotapäälliköille. Oon vaan kyllästyny äänestämään ja sit näkemään aina kun vihervassarit itkee mut mitään ei oikeesti tapahu.

Vittu mitä paskaa.

>>76293465
Same happens to us. Spaniards and Hungarians kinda sound fluent.

will Estonia accept us Swedes as refugees in the near future?

>>76293353
A tip from a real alcoholic: sugary drinks make it kick in faster, so drink longero.

>>76293554
if they're not accepting muslims now, why would they accept them later?

>>76293562
>longero
that sounds way funnier than lonkero, somehow
it's like :D :DD longero

>>76293562
Sorry kääbik, I don't believe you. I'm a legit alch (not proud of it at all) but the purer the alcohol % is the better.

>>76293650
you already got three bf's in finland after staing that you are single. read /mämmi/

>>76293735
wtf
I've only had one
I did meet three mämmiers in person, but one of them was just a friendly guide when I visited some city, second one was a mega autist, third one ended up becoming my bf

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>>76293562
Sugary drinks also go down faster which means more sugar, which means it comes back up faster the more you drink.

t: Drank 6 litres of ciders and long drinks in the timespan of 2 hours.

>>76293817
i meant that you got three new ones

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>>76290910
>my bf broke up with me
HAHAHAHAHAA
get fucked ugly fat roastie

>>76293554
our entire North-Western coast has been historically occupied by the so-called "coastal swedes", as a result we have towns like "Österby", "Hosby" etc
you are free to return there and continue your little tradition

>>76293588
kek

Gotta hit the bed, tomorrow is a WÖRK DAY for Wörking men.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-YiaQZz1zY

>>76293707
>kääbik
what did you mean by this

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>>76293897

>>76293930
???????????

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>>76293897
maod lennukis :DD
kass :D
kiired ja vihased :DDDDD

>>76293844
oh
well they only said they want some fug
that's far from being a bf
besides when I was single in finland I had trouble meeting anyone anyway

>>76293819
it does not even feel like drinking alcohol when the percentage is lower than 20%
allowing myself to fall into decadence out of heartbreak

>>76293969
TEMPOKAS JA PINGELINE PÕNEVIK

>>76293859
I will come too

I got chinked :( bought an Ontario RAT 1 from eBay and it turned out to not be legitimate

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>>76293952
lol kääbik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmG1uPzAPK4

>>76293997
maod lennukis = worms in a paperplane
kass = kassi (kassi is either a bag or a ballsack)
kiired ja vihased = just sounds funny, like "kiireet ja vihaset"

>>76293511
halla-aho is a honest mon

>>76294036
wtf is this vid and why is it so funny

>>76294069
well
i've yet to see a movie title translation that isn't absolute cringe

>Alien = Tulnukas
why god why

I drink longero because my body doesn't tolerate beer. Sometimes I do drink beer but I get sick from it. Throat gets sore and stomach aches etc. I am not an alcoholic though, I just need to relax.

>>76294365
>I am not an alcoholic though
heh

singing this while drunk is the best feel ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z94ip-1_khY

>>76294358
Do you dub all your movies? Holy shit, if I ever visited an Estonian cinema I would die of laughter, sorry.

However, your nightclubs are top notch! No same gay restrictions as in Finland. However, I'm not too fond of some of the Ruskies in there.

>>76294509
We have subtitles, but not voice-over, like the Hungarians have. The Hungarians are very serious about voice-over acting.

>>76254898
Unironically this

fugg
I have to go to class and I'm very drunk
it's one of those gay classes where everyone's supposed to talk and participate
still better than getting drunk tomorrow becayse timorrow i have to teach the class :DD

>Only 2 more weeks until conscription

Wew

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>>76293562
>"""real alcoholic"""
>recommends low-% drinks
sweetie...

>>76293554
If you have naturally blond hair and white skin and are willing to learn the Uralic and accept our customs.

>>76295139
>>76295139
>>76295139

>>76294882
>couldn't evade it easily

>>76295874
>evasion now includes losing your driver's license
wew

>>76294574
Igazi biznisz a hangszereplés

https://youtu.be/ksnGHSRiiac

A lot of times I watch comedies in Hungarian because the voice actors have better comedic timing

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>>76295874
>Implying I didn't volunteer
>Implying I'm a beta numale enough to not die for my country

>>76296038
More like you'll die in some pointless natokike war

>>76295918
it doesn't. medical records are top secret.

>>76296156
Estonia won't mobilize reserve unless their own safety is at risk. The Scouts Battalion are the only ones who will die fighting some Arabs in middle east

>>76296238
>Being this retarded

Come on faggot, do you live under a rock?

>>76296238
please read the news

>>76296393
No, I know the fucking laws. Instead of silly myths from the Soviet occupation such as losing the drivers license.

>>76296446
guess who's capable of changing those very fucking laws?

>>76296446
Then you'd also know the fresh new legislation that states that if you are declared unfit for military service your medical certificate for driving a motor vehicle also gets revoked. Come on, this shit was in the news no less than few months ago

Kys old faggot

>>76296633
they can do whatever, it only impacts the current generation, born after 2000 or some shit.

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Why would you lose your driving lisence because of evading conscription?

I wuz porn in the Soviet Union.

>>76296743
There are laws about what makes you unable to serve. Comes down to what made the diagnosis is. Sure schizophrenia will make you lose your license. Other than that, not much of a change. Just a scare tactic for you peasants.

>>76296864
/r/iamverysmart

>>76296801
Maybe the reasoning is that if you're not fit enough to kill ryssä you're not fit to drive a vehicle. I don't know. I don't watch the news.

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>skipping the army will void your passport, make you unemployable and cancel christmas

Fug these rumours are persistent. IRL nobody cares whether you've spent some teenage months in the woods or not.

>>76296952
This. Pretty much anyone can pass the medical now. If ur fucked up beyond repair so that you cannot even be issued the most basic of service then u shouldn't be able to drive a car.

>>76297009
t. Never been in conscription

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>>76296952
Thats law is just retarded. There could be tons of reasons to not qualify for conscription.

>>76297072
There is stuff that gets you disqualified but won't interfere with driving abilities. Depression, asthma, flat feet etc

>>76297132
It's just BS from the government. Most of the boys have an IQ below their shoelaces so they won't even know what is possible or not.

>>76297072
>Pretty much anyone can pass the medical now
There's a shortage. The medical is strictly ruled by law and if you had brains you would know how to bypass service.

>>76297149
>asthma
>get coughing fit behind wheel
>kill a bunch of people

>depression
>get real sad behind the wheel
>drown in tears
>kill a bunch of people

>flat feet
>feet are too flat to press stop
>kill a bunch of people

hmmmm

>>76297149
Asthma and flat feet no longer get u disqualified. U just get an alternative service. Don't know about mental diseases

t. Was in medical in April with people who had grade 5 flat feet (full flat) and asthma. None of them were disqualified

>>76297149
>Depression, asthma, flat feet etc
Deprssion, asthma etc might you an extension for 6 months. This shit is regulated by law. Flat feet won't do you much, either. All the conditions are regulated and that is what the doctors are looking for. Nobody gives a shit about your depression.

>>76297319
never go full retard

>>76297340
retardation gets you disqualified both ways

>>76297243
What kind of a limp wristed faggot would bypass service on purpose?

>>76297321
There are conditions which render you unable to serve and the docs give you an automatic pass if you meet some of the requirements for that condition. Pretending to be depressed will get you 6 months postponement.

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>>76297367
How did you qualify then?

>>76297447
by not being a finn

>>76297409
This. U guys are a bunch of cuckolds

>>76297409
It's difficult to fool medical doctors so they must be dumb to try it. Maybe they have a pretty good condition which is easy to fake too.

I have never visited Estonia, I know that some Finns go there to buy cheap alcohol, but what else there is to do?

>>76297409
>>76297476
probably the kind of faggot that doesn't want to be cucked into making 100€/month for almost a full fucking year

don't even pretend

>>76297517
To think that there are """men""" who have never been in the military.

>>76297610
do unpayed taxes count?

>>76297666
Most of them rule the military lol.

>>76297610
The incredible experiences outweigh everything else. Conscription was one of the best times of my life. But I wouldn't expect a jew like you to see past his jew nose

>>76297753
No they don't wtf are you about?

>>76297666
>saying this shit when the highest military authority in the country has never seen service
that's at least 5000 push-ups for you tonight

>>76297829
Generals are inferior to ministers of defense, ministers inferior to the president. None of them have ever served.

>>76251268
Russians are superior.
https://youtu.be/itKsZDpIxx4

>>76297864
Highest military authority is Riho Terras u dingus not minister of defense. The latter only pumps money into the military based on Terras' wishes

>>76297877
>Generals are inferior to ministers of defense

This shit is like saying a pr manager is inferior to a hr manager

>>76297967
The generals don't decide shit. They take orders from the minister of defense. The minister of defense takes orders from the prime minister, followed by president, the supreme overlord of the military.

>>76297781
t. friendless autist

>>76297877
This is the most ignorant shit I've read today

>>76298051
t. A total dumbass who has no idea how anything works

Stop pulling shit out of your arse

>>76298011
Ministers make decisions about the military, the generals obey those decisions. Just like a guy without having ever been in service decided buying a bunch of artillery from South Korea. Not a general. NATO decisions are made on the ministerial level, too.

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>>76297610
>free accommodation
>free meals
>free physical activity

Generals move troops on the battlefield. Ministers rule over the entire army. And none have served.

>>76297781
>Conscription was one of the best times of my life.
this is literally your own problem

majority of the developed world somehow leads a very fulfilling life without any kind of conscription
but because you had a blast means everyone else is suddenly living their life wrong, huh?

if this is the kind of manchild that the military spawns, then I'm truly very sorry

>>76297582
Nothing, it is like Finland to you, just a weirder dialect and no reindeers.

I'm at home.

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>tfw skipped conscription and civil service
>told my friends who had served that i was thinking of going
>all of them said DONT DO IT since i was already free.

>>76298432
i take your friends were 6 month cucks?

>>76298529
Nah, almost everyone i asked was atleast alik 1year and my brother was military police for a year.

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I wasn't taken because of bronhitis/asthma, but it's really no big deal and it's pretty much gone since my late teens. Now I'm thinking of joining Kaitseliit (paramilitary organization) for meeting right-wing girls and shooting guns, but no army service means I have to complete the basic training before I can join.

>>76298245
Are you a Fug or a Russian?

>>76298845
KL doesn't have any qt right wing grills sry. There are only fat old women

>>76299028
shh it's his thing

>>76298849
Im Finno-Ugric Russian lived in Udmurt Republic.

https://youtu.be/ZihZz-GbroM

>>76299028
I know at least one KLQT. Where else could I meet conservative girls?

>>76299133
Join EKRE

>>76299187
Forgot to mention that they would have to be right-wing conservatives not socialists.

>>76299234
Mostly areas away from larger towns. Cityfolk are FUBAR.

jumalauta

>>76299321
This. Most rural qts are very much conservative

>>76299092
That is awsome! Then you are an Udmurt, and not a Russian. We like Udmurts very much. Darali Leli is a famous Udmurt film director in Estonia. Not among everybody of course, but she comes to my mind if I think of Udmurts. Motorola the War Criminal also comes to mind, but he fought on the very wrong side.

>>76299446
>Motorola
I consider him a criminal. He only shamed our peace-loving republic :(

>>76299321
>>76299404
I'm tied to Tallinn because of my business, but in the long run I want to live in a house in the woods with dogs, guns and family.

>>76299569
Good. You are a true Finno-Ugric! Estonians are the brothers of Udmurts and other Finno-Ugric people.

>>76299092
I want an Udmurt gf

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>>76299234
>national socialists
>bad

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>>76299904
they can b hot. yes

How are Udmurts doing? Will their language survive?

>>76299446

Only Udmurts I know are the grannies who were in Eurovision couple of years ago.

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>>76299802
Thanks <3

>>76300051
out of all the fugs in Russia they're probably the most likely to survive

>>76299958
Just a different kind of leftist-statist scum. You'll get the same results if you just don't subsidize degeneracy and importation of niggers via government spending and welfare.

>>76300063
We love everyone who is Fug!

>>76300129
I thought... Komi, Mari and Mordvins peoples are doing better?

Question is do they speak Udmurt to their children? Are they proud of their Fug heritage? (There was a Komi guy who said some young people are ashamed of being Komis - it's interesting to hear how common this is among the Fugs of Russia)

>>76300129
exactly. the Komis are the next. And then the Mordvians, if they can sort their "language differences" out. the others are like Injuns in the USA.

>>76300198
i have literally no idea what you just said please elaborate

>>76300296
Isn't it more shameful to be a r*ssian?

i feel debressed :DDDD

>>76300051
>Will their language survive?
I think yes. But our parents want us to learn Russian and English.

https://youtu.be/fANJcxwtMvw

>>76300129
I think Mari and Mordvins are more likely to survive than we are.

I live and die to be a Finno-Ugrian. My child will speak an Uralic language and will have a potato-haired look of an Uralic human (if not a red-haired look of an Udmurt :D). He will praise the Toorum and go to Toonela, when he dies.

>>76300680
I want to live in 1200AD and sacrifice crusader knights

>>76300296
>are ashamed of being Komis ... it's interesting to hear how common this is among the Fugs of Russia

true for Udmurts and Komis :(

Other FUG's like Mari or Mordvins proud of their nationality.

>>76300580
637k Udmurts are a lot, I think you'll be fine

Or I guess that depends on how the Russian government treats you. Are Udmurts thaught their language and culture in school?

>>76300795
Tell them that WE are proud of what we are, that is Finno-Ugric! Not every Finno-Ugric is Estonian, but EVERY Estonian is Finno-Ugric! Take it or leave it, that is a fact!

admit it

how many of you unironically watch anime?

>>76300930
>being proud of that

its just a language group, nothing more

>>76300930
w-what if descendant of baltic germans? we still coolboi?

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>this kills the Russian army

>>76301058
Last anime I watched was moomin when I was like 9

>>76301060
It's also our Fug heritage, language, culture and mythology that we have inherited from our ancestors.

>>76301058
weebshits deserve to be gassed

>>76301138
From what I've heard, most of the Soviet soldiers during the Winter War were Ukrainian, who wouldn't be used to -50°C

>>76301242
>>76301242
New

>>76300358
You'll get conservative results with right-wing libertarian economic models. You won't get niggers if you don't pay them to come here. Instead of state welfare people would have to rely on their families and their communities. You'll always have degenerates, but they'll fail in life if you don't subsidize their shitty behaviors. I'm not a huge fan of Hoppe, but I think he got this part right.