JUST edition
sophie
willies
ah yes 20 posts early
put a shirt on
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-40332532
p&p
Hotter here, my thermometer reads closer to 33
bums
Vietleaf is superior to our resident nonce in literally every way, need the nonce putting out of business
>>76248655
Good dedication
perfectly habitable
fuck off southern negroids
>>76248670
leave little sadiq alone! he never said that it's misquoted shut up shut up shut up
Southend lads
>Spotted in Southend at 5am on Sunday morning - a man climbs to the top of a street light and hangs off it by just one hand.
>It is understood that the man was on his way home after a night out in Southend. The dangerous stunt took place on Southchurch Road outside the late night takeaway shops where clubbers often gather.
https://www.fb.com/YourSouthend/videos/1588628344490452/
>I'm white
>but also look like a Muslim
>going to London soon
Can you guys hold off on the terrorist attacks for a little while? At least for a month.
>>76248655
why is she always being so lewd
>>76248691
northern monkey
>>76248700
No, we don't need any more browns, ta. Wouldn't want to look like the states.
>>76248706
because she is a slag and a cokehead
>>76248697
fuck off you paki cunt
anime
white people fuck dogs
hot out
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZw64rBswqc
kids don't know how good they have it today with "On-demand" TV
>tfw never got to see any full series because I could only watch them every now and again
>>76248728
no we don't
>>76248712
the closely you are to the equator the more monkey you become.
yaaassss
>>76248670
Ah yes, today's mandatory Western European terrorist incident. The boys down the pub are hoping for a big one tomorrow, they stand to make a nice bit of dosh
>>76248728
...and the Irish are dogs.
'No Irish dogs.'
simple as
LEGAL MIGRASHUN IS THE NEW COUNTAH CULTAH
>>76248746
if they called him a white van driver she would have blown a top about not calling him a terrorist
can't win
Cooling off with Team Moose
>>76248746
>let's dicuss how he was radicalised
hmm might be because he lives in the united kingdom and turned on television at least once in the past 6 months
>>76248740
remember as a kid I used to love going to my nan's because she had sky and I could watch Batman Beyond on Jetix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMXjtvMAFlI
>>76248740
When I saw TiVo for the first time I lost my shit. Does Australia have TiVo?
>Police car rammed near Champs Elysee
And natural order is restored
wore my croptop outside today
;3
Got the fan on my doggo
>>76248768
yeah that's what she's saying mate
>>76248768
they did you mongrel
*brings in an irish dog*
alright fellas?
>>76248798
is he a good lad?
>>76248793
holy shit the war is really kicking off
Shirt is stuck to my back
>>76248740
tfw there was a marathon during a holiday or something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnAPh1aB6cw
>>76248815
*nods my head*
anon, anon's mum
>>76248722
oh that explains a lot
since europe is slowly turning into a fucking desert let's post some mediterranean women
why don't brits use air conditioners?
>>76248824
Pics x
>>76248768
oh dear...
>>76248798
would string him up by the ears. the mutant
>>76248768
fucked it mate
>>76248842
why don't yanks use kettles?
>>76248842
why don't yanks fuck off
>>76248848
Sheed
>>76248768
>reading comprehension
rorke.. I
>>76248842
air conditioners are for girls
>>76248842
why do yanks put their "sneakers" in the "refrigerator"
>>76248842
dont need them 83.33% of the year
Reminder to make sure ventilation and water suplies are above minimum standards in your runt sheds. Hot weather can kill.
>>76248865
mutts are better
>>76248842
why do americans sleep fully clothed and wearing shoes?
>>76248842
because then we'd have nothing to whinge about
>>76248836
chebs
dam Marisa Tomei has got some nice tits in the wrestler
>>76248768
this post is leftypol undercover
>>76248890
Is that the same logic as to why you don't own fire extinguishers?
>>76248905
because it's comfortable
>>76248896
>implying I haven't turned the heating up in there
>>76248934
prefer not to say
>>76248859
>>76248863
>>76248888
>>76248905
FUGG OFF YURO GUCKS
>>76248929
no I just didnt read the post properly
>>76248976
retarded rorke
>tfw fancied misty
>>76248934
fire's a more pressing matter than it being warm out
any desert yank in?
>>76249001
I'm blinded by hatred what can I say
http://www.strawpoll.me/13230311
http://www.strawpoll.me/13230311
http://www.strawpoll.me/13230311
So so SO important
how come yanks can't drink water unless its chocolate flavoured?
What's the best place to get banoffee pie in London?
>>76249016
say that again when it hits 40C
>>76249050
Please don't humanize canadians
>>76249053
>no No - my gf's on the blob option
>>76249083
hottest it ever gets here is low to mid 30s
bit cool out today lads
never had air conditioning in my life
>>76249099
give it a couple more years
>media claim the muslims just pinned him down and get appalled for being calm and composed
>video gets released and they're stamping on his head and kicking him in the face
How hot is it by you lads?
29 degrees here
>>76249126
you are mistaken, the media wouldnt lie
it's not in their character
>>76249126
>appalled for being calm
does May ever say anything substantial at all?
every time she makes a speech it's always that good things are good, bad things are bad and we must stand together
it's just woo
>>76249131
33 degrees
>south London
pakis are SEETHING at tommy
>>76249191
get her to talk about restricting internet freedoms
>>76249126
they were beating him up originally
but then an imam came up to them and convinced them to stop, whereupon they calmly + composedly waited for the police to arrive
see? both sides are true - not everything is a conspiracy
>>76249126
>they're stamping on his head and kicking him in the face
he deserved it
You can't try to kill someone and not expect to get the shit kicked out of you
>>76249191
oh
bad things
are bad
>>76249126
>they're stamping on his head and kicking him in the face
wouldn't you if some rasheed just tried to merge you with his bumper?
beating up a man for trying to run you over is beyond the pale
>>76249011
preferred May myself
>>76248746
Pathetic
>>76249287
tory scum
>>76249215
>33 degrees
>>south London
DOUBLE JUST
Going to go outside to put rubbish in the bin
wish me luck
had a horrible day
Made the 20 minute trek to my fuckbuddys house, but his apartment was like 35 degrees and was so fucking hot i couldn't get hard
then we cuddled but again it was way too hot
so we just sat on the end of the bed and watched an episode of Dr Katz
then i had to make the 20min walk back again except somehow it had gotten EVEN HOTTER and the sweat was fucking pouring down my face and my shirt was sticking to me like napalm
finally get home and my vision is literally blurry and i think i might fucking die
and for what? for a single fucking episode of Dr Katz.
Was it worth it? NO.
>>76249242
>they were beating him up originally
Which the press conveniently didn't mention, you paki fuck
>>76249306
>>76248746
why do you bother reading this stuff
it's just stupid monkeys flinging shit at each other
my chillis are LOVING this sunshine lads
so many cute lads out today wew
>>76249308
labour voter lad x
>>76249317
Luckily there are no real substantial Muslim populations south of the river, they all live in east and north.
It's just black and white gangland.
>>76249274
Sure. But why lie about it? Why fail to mention this.
>>76249356
labour scum
>>76249332
obviously not
what kind of a moron would complain about some people beating up someone who just tried to massmurder them WITHIN 24 hours of said attempted massmurder?
dont be a fucking idiot
>>76249371
bit rude
>tfw no Japanese chef bf with cute cats to cook with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XW-XdDe6j0
>original power rangers
>black guy as the black ranger and gets a gun
>girl as the pink ranger
>asian as the yellow ranger
not sure how they got away with this tbqh
merely removed my bollocks from their shaded cover in this hot weather and they burnt to a crisp
>>76249348
sometimes i get a shock after months not going out seeing all these fit lads
>>76249365
well that's just straight up incorrect
What's the big deal about the heat? You guys don't have air conditioning?
at least the war on terror had a tangible goal, if nearly impossible to achieve
the war on 'hatred' makes no sense
praise kek
Erm lads, the sun is turning me brown.. Is this what they mean by white genocide?
>>76249367
if it was the other way around no one would have been able to stop rorke and co going to town on rasheed's head
respect to them for being able to show restraint despite the circumstances
>at least the war on terror had a tangible goal
TRIPLETS BORN, THE THRONE AWAITS
>>76249407
no
>>76249405
Mate you're hilariously wrong if you think south London is a pakified as the rest of it.
Nogs? Definitely. But we don't have straight up Muslim areas
>>76249394
wow hes super cute
i have such a thing for asian guys, but im always scared ill appear creepy or whatever if i keep dating them
dont want to geta 'reputation'
:((((((
>>76249394
really nice knife
JAKJSJAKSJAKSJAKSJAKSJASK ESTE ES SU FUTURO, PIRATAS
the sun, in its might, has threaded a hole in my ball bag with it's ray of light penetrating my little scrotum like a knife cutting through hot butter.
>>76249326
>Going to go outside to put trash in the trash can
>wish me luck
>>76249381
>fail to report facts
>lie instead
>cry when this is pointed out
Fuck off Rasheed you utter worm
bizzaro sheed
>>76249407
/brit/ is mostly fat and ginger so heat is bad for us desu
>this is the 45th time it's happened this month, but they will never succeed
what planet am I on
>>76249467
>>76249421
Right, so you've completely missed the point.
Thick cunt.
>>76249449
Your summers are usually pretty consistent, right? Like 27 during the day, 20 at night?
>>76249481
I'm thin and going to visit you in a few weeks. Should I bring a jacket at night? I get cold easy :o/
>>76249501
stop posting this ugly cow
How eyes are really fucking weird and she looks like a mtf tranny
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvRlyA3uUW0
"recess" sounds much cooler than "playtime", yanks truly had us beat in that regard lads
>tfw never had a cool nickname like "TJ"
>>76249501
really like her singing
>>76249480
qt
>>76249526
Weather is all over the place it was raining a few days ago being a jacket
>>76249480
nazytta honorary withe
>>76249327
>fuckbuddy
slut
>>76249541
>playtime
we called it break
What Britain needs is a good dose of Juche.
>>76249563
Thanks. What's the best place to get banoffee pie in London?
>>76249541
You can wear a clean bomber jacket all you like la and put you cap on backwards, BUT you will NEVER be called TJ
NEVER
>>76249450
I'm not a townie so I assumed you were talking about England, not London
>>76249528
>>76249327
Cant says benders dont deserve heat induced exhaustion and death
JUST ordered an aircon unit for my room. I'll only be using it for a couple of weeks a year at most but my bedroom is literally a sauna right now. Got 2 hours sleep last night and I'm severely dehydrated
pretty mild out today actually with a nice breeze off the river
>>76249596
Undecided about her desu
>>76249596
that looks like a dude desu senpai
>>76249526
>Your summers are usually pretty consistent, right? Like 27 during the day, 20 at night?
nah, can be all over the place
right now it's like that, but it's often rainy or mild
need a new multiplayer steam game to waste my evenings away on
preferably something I can take my anger out on people over the microphone
I enjoy that
>>76249588
no idea but it being London a lot of places should be pretty good (in the touristy/central bits anyway)
>>76249617
good lad
>>76249501
>>76249596
she's 17
tory nonces
recommend us a book (no fiction i'm not a child)
>>76249596
Case in point
english weather makes no sense at all, don't even try to understand it
it could be grey and rainy tomorrow and no-one would bat an eyelid
>>76249667
17 is legal
>>76249617
I couldn't sleep cuz my AC unit was set too cold and I didn't have enough blankets to leave it running
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDFCR1AhWRI
Popped MANY boner to kim possible as a child lads
>>76249669
mein kampf
>>76249669
Fanged Noumena
/brit/ holds up high the banner of Marxism-Leninism-Maoism and proletarian internationalism.
I want to send her fan mail
>>76249669
JR by William Gaddis
flat earth is real
>>76249702
kill yourself
>>76249669
Book of Lord Shang
>>76249702
fuck off teenage LARP cringelord
>>76249702
good publication
>>76249700
good lad
humans have space army. wars are being fought in the intrasolar space.
but they won't let you know
>>76249702
yeah nah
Now got Recess tune stuck in me 'ead
>>76249700
>>76249669
The Developmental History of The Calculus is bretty 10/10, i just finished it
chap in the van should have spray painted "thoughts and prayers" on the front of it, so the muslims get a really good view before getting flattened... that way the normie fucks on facebook/twitter might finally stop saying it
>>76249692
>kim possible as a child
'nce
It feels like we only go backwards baby
Every part of me says go ahead
>>76248655
she is perfect
*listens to Tame Impala once*
>>76249809
>>76249809
>>76249809
>>76249809
>>76249809
Had no idea /brit/ was filled with such intellectuals
>>76249669
Conquest of New Spain by Bernal Diaz
>UK could see hottest day since June 1976
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/18/uk-weather-britain-basks-record-breaking-june-temperatures/
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUsnJ9jlwns
>tfw never had a black bro and a girl tsundere over me
Any yanks care to explain that feel?
>>76249851
KILL ME NOW
JUST STOP THE SUFFERING
accidentally swallowed a whole ice cube
>>76249840
thanks lad, always good to spread the immortal science of marxism-leninism-maoism
>>76249880
not you
take me in, oh tender woman
take me in, for heaven's sake
take me in, oh tender woman
sighed the vicious snake
Worcester checking in.
>Live in student flat
>Roomies went to the beach today
>I stayed at home because I'm a pasty ginger guy (muh genetics)
>No garden for pool
>I've been chilling in the bath for about 5 hours now
>They'll be back soon and I don't think I can handle life outside the bath anymore
>>76249839
Dont get this maymay
>>76249879
Which one?
>>76249851
why is everyone talking about the terrorist 'attack' when there is a real threat on the horizon
>>76249867
.
>>76249840
*blushes*
>>76249928
lovely font rendering, anon
>>76249928
howling
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1iMVKlXdXQ
That's it lads, I'm done, one man can only take so much nostalgia
>tfw NEVER got to ride the boat and go on all sorts of crazy antics with Rosie and jim
bed sheets smell like poo
>>76249928
Can I get a shadilay?
can't be that hot ya whingin cunts
>>76249968
nostalgaing pretty hard rn
did the lot of you ever get this show?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0slJ61gSSk
>"The sun is as powerful as it can be," added Met Office forecaster Charles Powell.
>"I would say we are in the midst of a heatwave."
I'm really pretty sure changes in temperature have fuck all to do with the sun's changes in temperature even if it's by hundreds of degrees. Who is hiring these people.
http://metro.co.uk/video/man-torn-apart-eaten-stray-dogs-russia-1485777/?ito=vjs-link
Lol Muslims are desperate for this to be compared to other recent terrorists attacks.
>h-h-he's a white far-right terrorist reeeeeeeee
>WW2 Training Film for US Soldiers | How to Behave in Britain | 1943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltVtnCzg9xw
alri
>>76249928
lots of banter on here https://twitter.com/the_keks_army
Summer a cute
a CUTE
>>76249928
le epic frog pinochet memes xd!
these runts didn't get bullied enough in school
>tfw centre of the red zone
love this weather ngl. if you don't it's because you're fat or ginger and have a sweat problem
>>76250111
sheed
>>76250054
#notalldoggos
>>76250111
rasheed
>>76250111
im a bit fat and sweaty but at least i'm not ginger
>>76250136
hello ginger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-NaN1ujo_0
>>76250111
come home burnt man
wonder if subsaharan Africans ever moan about how how it is
>>76250091
commies seething
>>76250111
neither of those things
don't mind it in the day but it's crap at night
>>76250111
Tfw you're all 3
>>76250184
poor lad
>>76250153
>he named the Saud
HARAM
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFqCl_GvHe0
>tfw mummy never let me have PVA glue so I could never do the art attacks
>>76250184
flat earth is real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kXIO7HcdX8
absolutely screaming
what is it with gingers and islam?
>>76250220
What about this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkVH4z5Aazw
*waves my fist angrily at the sun*
it's TOO hot
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/06/19/diane-abbott-finsbury-park-mosque-terror-attack-unlike-westminster-london-manchester/
hmmmmm ah yes
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0tqnRiu6XY
NICE THREAD GIRL PANTS!
mates wanted to ride bikes to the beach which is 7 miles away but I got too tired after two miles and had to turn back
now they're sitting at the beach smoking a few cheeky zoots and blasting choons on my bluetooth speaker and im shitposting at home
>>76250111
How's Ramadan going mate?
post cute bums
>>76250250
kek
>>76250335
your own fault
>>76250335
state
What's his next move?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzLL3iNgdN8
JACKIIEEEE ONE MORE THING
love macron
love eu
love capitalism
love human rights
love jobs
love growth
hate brexit
simple as
yet another attack by violent cagers
when will the lefties see the light and ban cages from areas where people are? how many lives does it take?
Business idea: sleeping pill addiction
>>76250368
I was literally about to die from heat exhaustion. Hate being unfit plus the heat didn't help
>>76250357
>>76250371
kill her and put her body through the lawnmower
>>76250335
the fuck
how do you get tired after 2 miles on a bike
>>76250396
>love capitalism
>love human rights
contradictory
>>76250324
can't believe i consumed this disgusting american slop as a child
Any kekistani man in
stop running over the mandem
Business idea: benzodiazepine addiction
deadlifted too much today and now I don't want to move
>>76250426
very hilly gravely track
thoughts?
>>76250440
alri
>>76250440
shadilay brother!
>>76250433
hello leftypol
>>76250396
love this post
>>76250478
grim
love getting pissed and having a little dance me
gotta go to work in this shite weather
he didn't actually kill that guy he was already dead from a heart attack so he's only getting charged with attempted murder
>>76250499
at half 4?
the chinese gf lets me touch her fanny whenever i want
>>76250478
*gives it a lick*
looking forward to the storms after this heatwave.
nose
Business idea: (you) addiction
>>76250478
*punts her cunt*
>>76250524
willy
aghh
heart
willy
cock
>>76250481
alright mate how's it going fan of stephen yaxley lennon are you?
Please let this heatwave pass. I have to move house at the end of this week
>>76250478
LADS look! wahey its the girl with the large fanny i was posting about hahah
http://i.4cdn.org/s/1496857635266.jpg
arsehole
just seen some mong on /pol/ think that because the media are calling the attacker a 'white van man' that they're pureposefull highlighting his race
fucking spackers
its so hot
for the actual first time in my life i'm contemplating taking a nap just so I can sleep through some of the heat