Non-hetero general edition.
penile willy
brits and yanks
*watches as the population of /brit/ scampers over from the old thread into the new, squealing hysterically and clambering over one another in the rush*
foul...
eh we're the majority sweetie xx
rasheeds at least got the hating gays part right
small sample size edition
>>76244770
christmas is fine
it's having to make up plans for new years that gets me haha
I'm back, my brythonic brothers
got a HEADACHE and I don't know why
rate my progress :3
>>76244850
Make a new poll 14 replies isnt enough
Whatman? Roadman, mans on road
>14 votes
Lmao
>>76244901
shit
kill yourself
i'm 5'8" got a 5.5 inch willy, and am starting to go bald
it took me years to arrive at this conclusion but i guess the long and short of it is i don't deserve to live on this planet, shall be doing myself in shortly
love how jk rowling makes date rape drugs okay
not seen depressedfroggie1 for a while
>>76244901
Careful lad, your fine now, but if your not careful you're gonna end up T-rex mode.
>>76244901
cant tell what you're aiming for
>>76244901
dire, dire chest. the nipples, hair, lack of any mass, etc
>>76244917
im 5'9 with a 5.6 inch willy and i get fucked allatime
dont give up hope!
mans on road
>>76244917
>tfw 5'9 and 6 inch willy
hehe nuffin personnel
bismillah, kaffir
>>76244901
feminine hips lmao
>>76244917
What are you doing in Australia Alan?
*gazes into the sad, watery eyes of my favourite runt - the one with the pork pie hat*
I wonder... have I treated these beasts too harshly?
>>76244917
>5'6 and 7 inch willy
>Accepted my fate and became a cuteboy buttslut
>go bald before 22
Fucked it. Wear wigs now I'm trying to go trapmode to cover the hairline but Im just not trap material. Tragic state of affairs
>>76244917
JUST
>Got a first for my degree
>Got a job on the civil service communications fast stream
>Got a few months of freedom to do literally whatever with no need to worry about money
I don't think my life will ever have a year as good as this again.
>>76244866
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D90CsmtaNs
britbenders
>>76244901
were these taken in the same week lmao
>>76244866
me on the left :3
>>76244967
nowt wrong with wearing wigs, sean connery and andy warhol wore wigs
>>76244917
>guess the long and short of it is
Or just the short of it eh? Lol
>>76244998
britain... what went wrong?
>>76244967
good lord, the absolute state of benders
tragic
>>76244998
literally bisexual erasure
>>76244973
FONT
>>76245000
wahey
>>76244936
aiming for 'slightly thicc twink' mode
>>76244960
thank ye
>>76244967
>butt
FOY
>>76245030
hope hell is real so i can meet you there and heem you
the thinking man's saving pics habit
>>76245042
Being successful isn't normie.
>>76244967
get a weave
>>76245038
your president or whatever you have is a bender mate
Poo is pressing urgently against my anus... launch is imminent
bit annoyed by it all really
Need less:
Yanks
Benders
Need more:
Pints
Simple as
>>76245070
don't really get this one lol haha
do benders hold their poo in for pleasure? sickos
>>76244973
Might as well kill yourself now
>>76245062
Dunno if hell provides stepladders lad haha
Besides, a perfect 6'6" 245lbs, blue eyed white man such as myself is destined only for the Glory of Heaven.
>>76245085
and does he get sucked off by straight men? You probably ride your brother you filthy homo
>>76245103
i do
not gay though
Need less:
Pakis
Poms
Yanks
Benders
Need more:
Canadians
Simple as
>>76245082
yes it fucking is
FONT FONT FONT
>>76245112
l-lanklet!
>>76245115
straight men who suck dicks aren't straight though
>>76244850
good spread of lads in /brit/
>>76245091
you got something in your flour lad, flour doesnt have a head.
>>76245124
I'm still weird. I'm just weird but not a complete fuckup.
There are probably plenty of people on /brit/ who aren't completely useless.
>go out for drinks with friends
>girl says she's getting a lift home later and they can take me too
>end up at a nightclub
>I'm tired and miserable so just sit down
>only there for about 20 minutes before she says she's getting picked up soon
>go home
>. . .
>later find out that she had wanted to stay for a few hours but she noticed I was upset so decided to take me home instead
Doing a thought. :(
why don't balding lads just get hair transplants? they aren't all that expensive
>>76245127
FOC
(fuck off conrad)
lads when a hair falls out, does that hair grow back eventually
>>76245101
it's dumb thing i made when you use google you usually get thumbnail imagines, and youtube has several qualities obviously i was implying medium quality default is the smart choice haha x
>5ft5 manlet Manson was banging this (probably still does)
Shan't be hearing any complaints from manlets desu
>>76244901
correct your posture as well
>>I'm tired and miserable so just sit down
>>76245147
>people on /brit/ who aren't completely useless.
here
t. full time software engineer
>>76245103
i do
not gay and not for pleasure though
flash2: wave2: selling lobbies 150ea
>it's a "wallabies lose to a shit team they shouldn't lose to and all that's done is periodicals written about the same problems for the last decade" episode
very tired of this episode desu
>>76245177
prefer not to answer
>>76245165
this
lee griffiths looks normal now and he got it pretty late into early receding
>>76245208
I resent it when people imply that everyone on here is a spaz with no personal or professional skills 2bh.
>>76245070
Shame that maxres isn't always available
>>76245147
don't care
you have a job, so you're a normie
>i google my reaction images
>>76245203
>>I'm tired and miserable so just sit down
going to do a comp sci in uni
will probably quit after the first month because I'm stooopid
>>76245216
*follows you*
want me to trim ur armor 4 u?
Need to put my penis in a vagina for the first time lads. Still hasn't happened at age 26. I don't want to die a virgin. :(
>>76245201
manson was literal cult leader. if you're as charismatic as that, you could be a 3' dwarf with a mong dick
Finally feel vindicated in thinking I'm intelligent because I have proof of it now
So there you go
>>76245235
/brit/ is a NEET/student general
>>76245235
Can't imagine why someone would think that
>>76245020
Dont wear them outside Im not that vain. Just when Im getting laid I want to be the cutest thing possible to please whoever Im with
>>76245277
The spergs are the loudest posters
>>76245256
you good at programming? if not you'll be useless and end up working as an IT manager at best
FUCK ZLUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
love the lefts reaction to this
exposing them all as gigantic hypocrites
>>76244850
http://www.strawpoll.me/13189689
>>76245261
you tried being yourself?
>>76245261
Get off 4chan, this place isnt helping.
>>76245277
/brit/ has been well established as a normie general ever since the FONT runts gave up any meaningful attempts of censorship back in january
>>76245261
Just be yourself bro
*just bees myself*
>>76245337
FONT
>>76245297
don't think either side are covering themselves in glory tbph
*sips tea*
>>76245296
IT'S SPELT T-R-U-M-P YOU DISRESPECTFUL LITTLE BASTARD YOU WILL FACE THE WRATH OF KEK
*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*
bloody hell who's set off the virgin-alarmâ„¢, who let it in?
>>76245352
I see thailad got his vote in
fuck smumpf
>>76245398
Sorry
how can I search wikipedia so it gives me all the battles a commander was in
>>76245371
I know, both muslims and lefties are embarrassing themselves left right and centre with hypocrisy
>>76245405
Oh fuck. I voted for the wrong one lads. I can't believe I clicked it. WTF
>>76245352
I see thailad got his vote in
>>76245435
We need a 2nd straw poll, the public didn't know what they were voting for
>>76245416
should be listed on their bio page, who in particular?
>>76245352
I see thailad got his vote in
>>76245466
SCreeching
>>76245352
I see thailad got his vote in
>only 30% straight
benders out
knock knock
>>76245466
bendypol discord ruined /brit/
>>76245466
http://www.strawpoll.me/13229648
downloaded palm reading app as a joke and it is saying funny things like "you have great skills at attracting someone from other gender"
>>76245486
>>76245479
>>76245458
Literal reddit tier comment chain
just done a great shit
*posts a lqcustom.png*
glad macron has wiped out the socialists in france
SPONALD SMLOMPF
>>76245548
Macron is a socialist
>have to explain to the lefty GF that my genetic embryo is inferior, and so I shall be having her artificially inseminated with sperm from a grade A specimen come when we decide to have kids so they don't have to live the nightmare that I did
Gonna be a long one tonight lads
Playing some League of Legends
>>76245529
i'll fucking chin you yeah?
>>76245569
who are you quoting?
majority of violent crimes are committed by heteros
GAS THE BREEDERS
>>76245559
no he's a free market capitalist
>>76245569
why don't you just adopt a starving african you racist?
>>76245569
just tell her you hate children
works for me haha
need to eat so i dont die
but its too hot to leave the basement
help
>>76245559
Retard
if a uni assignment sheet says an essay should "total 2000 words" does that mean it's the min or max? or it should be within 10% of that?
bedroom reeks of cum
>>76245620
choose death
>>76245620
>basement
fuck off billionaire
>>76245579
himself you obtuse malefactor
>>76245636
Exactly 2000
>>76245638
Put the fan on then & take some cum stained underwear to the laundry.
>>76245636
exactly 2000 you brainlet. first essay at uni?
https://twitter.com/popeandfiends/status/876628511070486529
>>76245636
It means it should total 2000 words. It's pretty explicit m8
don't know what a faraday cafe is
Sposed to be painting and decorating but I can barely move in this heat
>>76245690
A faraday keeps the doctor away
>>76245657
hmm
Watching
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjRbobUjAt8
>>76245636
between 1900 and 2000 words
>>76245679
>you are not authorised to view these tweets
Gonna need a basic gestalt lad
Hungry lads
Might buy myself a celebratory pasty
>>76245690
it's that character from lost
>tfw it's freezing tonight (15 degrees)
>tfw have to write 500 word essay for uni due friday
>tfw too cold to write it
ffs lads
>>76245636
your uni will have a policy i assume, 10% would be a safe bet
>>76245690
You only go there faraday
if your poor and hate communism,your a cuck
if your rich and hate capitalism,your a cuck
if your middle class and don't hate both ,your a sheep
>>tfw it's freezing tonight
>>(15 degrees)
>>76245519
>not gay: 9
>gay: 1
ah yes interesting
>>76245726
>"Muslims need to stop whining about #finsburypark and realise that being splattered across the pavement is just part of life in a big city."
>>76245726
>Muslims need to stop whining about #finsburypark and realise that being splattered across the pavement is just part of life in a big city.
>Retweets 139 Likes 323
Dont tar all white people with the same brush I saw a WHITE taxi driver offering lifts last night
hahahah rorkes lost all credibility
>>76245792
ages ago desu
having lunch
>>76245782
I bet he was just doing it to rape poor unsuspecting women of colour
it's too hot today
>>76245746
yeah it's usually say 10% in the assignment page but they haven't this time. just going to do 1800-1900 words and hope they don't count, I doubt they will
Too.. Fucking... Hot
I'm going round the fuck buddy's tonight to cave her pussy in, I'm gonna be sweating buckets
>hahahah rorkes lost all credibility
>>76245835
cannot stand fat sweaty gingers like you. bet you're scottish.
>>76245760
If you believe this line of thought makes sense, you're an Indian
Nu males: the tv series
>>76245880
I'm not fat, ginger or scottish
muslims btfo?
>Dad wants to bond with me by building a deck in the garden
>It's literally a trillion degrees
My pasty skin and soft hands weren't made for this.
We need to shut down white people entering Britain before we can figure out what's going on.
White communities need to take responsibility and root out extremists in their own ranks.
White people aren't compatible with Western values.
Whites need to condemn these attacks to prove their loyalty to Britain.
Fucking hate all of you complaining about the weather.
I get -20C winters AND 40C summers.
>>76245908
its a good show thanks for reminding me that a new one is out x
"i have been medically studied for a wasting disease"
>>76245915
fuck off hamish you blobby ginger twat
>>76245936
yeah but you guys have AC
>>76245946
watching it right now senapi
>>76245936
not me m8 i love this weather. it's shit here most of the year, we get a bit of sun and all the fatties start moaning.
what are some cool relics of the British empire left in former colonies?
>>76245936
feeling left out?
>>76245979
Civilisation
>>76245936
must be hell
attacker is muslim? lone wolf
attacker is white? coordinated alt right terrorist strategy
>>76245979
in Amritsar, there's a memorial garden of when the British came and shot everyone
you get to look down the well they threw themselves down to escape the gunfire
>>76245936
>>76244917
you're fucking average man, 70% of men get alopecia
are you really going to kill yourself because you're not a fucking model? snap out of it
How are the runts faring in this heat, lads?
Hope you provide the cages with plenty of water.
>>76246045
male pattern baldness is not the same as alopecia
The gf
'ternoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SqJ4xSarvY
>>76246078
look at all that space that could be used for refugee housing
>>76246049
Badly
>>76246069
grim
hate this trend of women trying to look like racially ambiguous whores
>>76246095
Christ
fucking obsessed
>>76246095
or a temporary traveller settlement
>>76246065
I was referring to androgenic alopecia which is another name for mpb, bloody hell...
>>76246110
ugly sket
>>76246116
Stop being Islamophobic, anon.
>>76245979
Genocide
Concentration/death camps
>>76245936
if that's 40 degree dry heat then it's literally nothing.
i'd take 40 degree dry heat over 25 degrees with 95%+ humidity
>>76246110
Best girl
aaaa lo pecia
this is how they do it down in puerto ricia
Now I know how "moderate" muslims feel when a radical musilm commits a terrorist attack.
>>76246156
she looks weird
This is a picture of the van driver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmefnkTvWIw
do you reckon airliners like these could be converted into bomber aircraft for a private militia airforce? asking for a mate
>>76246198
Looks like Dan the Kekistanis dad
>>76246159
>Genocide
never happened
>Concentration/death camps
concentration camps =/ death camps
boer death rate in the camps was less than 5%/
>b-but muh abos and muh amerindians!
Aussies and Americans, not brits
>>76246221
nice mental gymnastics
>>76246156
looks literally caucasian
>>76246221
where did those 'aussies and americans' come from?
>>76246203
You'd be better off with something like an L-100
>>76246198
so he was Dutch
>>76246203
would leave skidmarks in my pants if my plane took off like that
>>76246198
is that what all citizens of kekistan look like??
need to cum
>>76246244
irrelevant and not an argument
but anyway your whinging can be battered away quite simply
Anytime a colony did something good, it was because of the english settlers
Anytime a colony did something less good (but still not bad as we never did anything wrong) it was the irish
>>76246279
*unzips mouth*
just came
lads, the white terrorist is a kike
>>>/pol/130526730
>>>/pol/130526730
>>>/pol/130526730
think this guy's just roleplaying as an imperialist apologist
>>76245165
Bluepilled society
Who here /sunbathing&shit posting/
>>76246219
chortling
reading the ol' 'ment in preparation for Ratzinger
>>76246330
meeeeeeeeee
not sunbathing just runting under a tree hiding from the sun
>>76246317
doesnt look that white 2bh
>>76246156
GOOD post
>>76246317
ah yes.
/pol/ poster 9kB0YhJv seems like a very authoritative source
case closed
>>76246330
can't see the screen very well in the sun so Im staying inside thank you
>>76246317
looks nothing like the man in the video
>>76246198
>brown eyes
every time
>>76246317
since when has /pol/ had confederate flags
china and japan must be thanking the gods that they didnt pursue multiculturalism.
>>76246409
Wrong
>he's not making the most of the sun
Get outside you wee spackers, we get one glorious week a year and then are plunged back into darkness for 8 months
>>76246409
they're slit eyes so what would it matter
>>76246409
wrong, japan is in terminal decline
>>76246409
Japan is trying really hard to follow the west
>>76246049
lost 2 so far
Not really enjoying it 2bh way too many bugs out
>>76246431
spent all weekend outside, got burnt. wont be doing that again
Tanning is a form of cultural appropriation
>>76246478
>bugs
>>>/foy/
>>76246463
There is a ton of leftist multicultural propaganda being forced into Japan lately.
The young people are unfortunately buying it.
>>76246490
how long does it take to burn in the UK
>>76246500
hey bug dont trash talk me ok bug isnt an American term
>There is a ton of leftist multicultural propaganda being forced into Japan lately.
>The young people are unfortunately buying it.
Love yanks hate brits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wI1GcWaZELQ
Topping my tan up because I'm heading over my fuck buddy's house later
a paki has attacked a police officer in London with a knife according to tommy Robinson and the daily star??
>>76246562
even if he did, part and parcel
>>76246156
name?
>according to tommy Robinson and the daily star??
>Topping my tan up because I'm heading over my fuck buddy's house later
>>76246610
Ibiza Weekender
GOOD telly
can't tell if bradley walsh poster is an alt right or a lefty pol poster
playing fo4 lads
bethesda really just don't care anymore ay
>>76246626
>bradley walsh poster
>singular
>>76246653
craig
jealous of our coins, peasants?
>>76246626
one of them is called craig and works in a corner shop.
>>76246626
>he thinks there's only one
do you think bradley walsh is alt right? does he watch paul joseph watson videos?
NEED to visit Transylvania
>>76246684
quite nice 2bh
i like the nature theme
>>76246706
he's even more extreme than that, he watches milo yiannopolous
>>76246626
>poster
I though everyone did it?
>>76246706
what is it with yanks and not being able to separate the internet and real life?
of course he fucking doesn't you mong, he's just a regular bloke
>>76246783
You dont know that
PART AND PARCEL
A
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AND
P
A
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C
E
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>>76246740
t-thanks
>>76246803
Nah
>just a regular bloke
next poster is craig
I am craig
>>76246856
wtf I love Logan now!
>>76246856
nonce
>>76246856
lefties are gonna get a big shock in the next 10 years
>>76246819
alri craig
>>76246783
just making a post la. don't need to get upset and racist
>>76246856
would
Dont care
>>76246923
grim
going to make a cheese and tomato sandwich lads
*minces off*
so has the response form the 'worshipper' community been;
>love trumps hate
>#WeStandTogether
>hate will never win
or has it been
>MORE SECURITY
>ISLAMAPHOBIA EPIDEMIC
>KILL WHITEY
>>76246887
what do you mean?
>>76246969
don't understand 65% of this post.
>>76246969
ah yes, the worshipper community, of course
I know exactly what you are referring to there
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/623411/Paddington-Station-arrest-London-terror-Allahu-Akbar-police-officer/amp
sheeds are seething
>>76246974
Right wing gen z is not a meme, and the way things are going with the escalation of racial/ethnic tensions, they are going to be incredibly tribal.
>>76246684
>beaver
>>76247018
hahah yes it is a meme
absolute state of /pol/
>>76247010
>The man is suspected by police to have mental health issues.
#notallnutjobs
>>76246887
7 year old cousin saw the fire in London on TV and said "I bet it was the Mexicans. That's why Trump needs the wall. They come over and do that."
The Internet is polluting children's minds but at least it seems to be exposing them to right wing views literally unavailable anywhere else
HOURLY reminder that if you aren't occasionally getting in the freezer to escape the heat you aren't white
>>76247010
>The man is suspected by police to have mental health issues.
why do they have to be so vague about it? can't they just say he's a muslim?
hmmmmmmmm
bit suspicious now
>>76247040
cute kid haha
>>76247048
I was born in the heat moulded by it
>>76247092
nog
>>76247036
lefties delude themselves into believing it's not true because their progressive view of history says that each generation will always be further left than the one before.
Meanwhile there's racial tensions in fucking middle schools and high schools in states and cities that are not known for being right wing at all.