America thread

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>>76243509
>be American
>get cucked
>it's ok, I'm in an open marriage, my wife still loves me

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>>76243509
>Be American
>Fight communism for 50 years and then democratically elect communists

>>76243509
>be american
>open this thread to talk shit about britbongs
>get shot

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>>76243657
>be portuguese
>get burnt

>>76243678
>be even more irrelevant than portugal SEA shithole
>get aids from ladyboy

>>76243678
>be polish
>name is czczczczczczczczinsky

>>76243678
God damn it
>be britbong
>confuse singapoore and Poland

>>76243730
>singapore
>needing aid
Portuguese """"""""education"""""""""""

>>76243813
>doesn´t understand what IRRELEVANT means
>critizes Portuguese education
Tell me something are all your names something like Abdul lee mohamefuwang?

>>76243813
>>76243761
Fucking hell learn to read lads

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>>76243886
>be portuguese
>get burnt so hard
>turns into a shitskin

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>gay black americans need to add black and brown stripes to the gay flag because they think red and yellow represents asians and amerindians and dont feel represented

>>76243966
>be American
>step outside
>get shot by Jamal
>don´t say anything because it would be racist
>ask him if he needs a new gun to spread more tolerance
>he says yes
>give him all my savings, house and wife
>go to hospital to get treated
>no money for 100k$ bill
>step outside and look at the sky
>be grateful to have been culturally enriched

>>76243966
>be american
>want to shit talk europeans
>country less than 70% white

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>bu dutchio
>no terrorism
>no commies
>no american tier progressives
>get bred out of existence because native women cant stop fucking bbc

>>76243509

>l-let's make fun of Americans g-guys
>let's ignore Achmed suicide-bombing us every other day
>and Muhammad raping little prepubescent British girls
>h-heh, I s-sure showed those A-Americans!

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>>76244048
>Be Anglo
>die from a truck

>>76244048
>get quoted by Brits about racial profiling

>be American
>be nice guy
>want /int/ friends
>get /int/ bullied
:´(

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>>76244130
It's ok. I can be your friend.

>>76244153
Thanks Russia, I feel better now.

>>76244110
>be Murican
>die from a school shooter

>>76244447
t. Mehmet Achmet

>>76244447
Actually the most common cause of death for americans under 50 is opiate overdose

>>76244553
Sad.

>>76244472
t. Tyrone Freeman

>>76244553
>be american
>get shots

>>76244595
>>76244656
I also hypothesize that since everyone here is fucked up on said opiates that they're also taking stool softeners and laxatives which would explain why everyone is sharting in marts