/brit/

>>76243099
dumbcunt

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Part and parcel

i could fuck everyone in this thread

>>76243099
Terrible edition

I await its deletion

hate breasts/ass
hate myself
love dicks
love reddit

>>76243099
did you seriously think the OP posts were blue? also worst attempt at a random number filename ever
reddit/10 post

remember to contact the authorities if you spot a radicalized rorke

penis!

>>76243151
i'll let him carry on actually lol

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>are pubs still a main thing outside of London

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hot innit

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>24°C

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Forgot to wish you happy father's day

So, happy father's day

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sun is coming up
birds are chirping

:PPP :D

>>76243087
>picture of andrea leadsom on a computer.jpg

birdcucks at it again

>>76243201
weird. i tend to think of britain as america's small retarded friend haha

>>76243132
That boy is a fanny.

>>76243201
fathers day is the 3rd of september

foy

just spilled coffee all down my shorts
cucked by gravity once again

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>INTP

howling at reddit going into a death spiral because precisely no people were victims of a terrorist incident today

gravity fucked my girlfriend

>>76243077
>>76243121
alright cool it lads it was just a simple question about if the decline of pub culture is just in London. Talk to me in that tone again and I'll send you both to the hospital wondering how your bollocks got up each others nostrils

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>>76243250
>INTJ with qt ENFP gf

>>76243177
>softie

>>76243261
how are you going to do that when you dont even know who I am? think it through

>>76243271
INTJs are all pseudo-intellectual wankstains, truly the most reddit type

>>76243229
were a dad in a kind of frank from its always sunny kind of way

>>76243286
>>76243261
abnormal people

>>76243303
haha EPIC! reference my guy!!!!!!

>>76243229
Sure honey
https://youtu.be/nda_OSWeyn8

>>76243311
sort yourself out

>>76243288
whatever helps you sleep at night, mate

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>>76243286
alright then whats your name?

>>76243343
jeff

>>76243343
Jack

TREASH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HlFKfSS410

>>76243326
sod of you dry shite

Let's be real though. Western governments' treatment of Islam and immigration are what's causing the radicalisation of young white men, and it will only get worse until they fix their insane policies.

how do you guys decide which photo to put as the first one on tinder?

>>76243369
uh no sweetie you don't get to take white people's agency away, that's only for brown people

>>76243342
>sleeping at night
red
dit

>>76243367
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh its 'off' sweaty ;;)

>>76243387
the one thats a close up of my damp smeg covered bellend

anxiety attacks are horrible

>>76243424
what's it like

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I wish my personality was like that of being on 10mg Ritalin all of the time

Back to my boring aspie self. Could use it tactically tho.

>>76243288
This, lots of them have ego issues and try to put people down to feel better about themselves. So it can be hard to resist assaulting them. other than that and getting analysis paralysis if anything unexpected happens they are awsome people with great realistic insight into things. Lots of potential.
But being an ENFP I'm easily impressed...

>>76243438
like a panic attack but more anxious

>>76243424
Wouldn't know personally, never get them. In fact, I am so intimidatingly handsome I cause panic attacks in lesser men

>>76243405
>reddit for being pseudo-intellectual
>reddit for having a normie sleeping pattern
sort your argument out before you start flinging shit, mr. "intelligent but lazy, that's why I'm single and NEET"

>>76243424
You get them whilst sober? How and why? You a soppy little scrote?

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>Wouldn't know personally, never get them. In fact, I am so intimidatingly handsome I cause panic attacks in lesser men

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>Myers–Briggs Type Indicator test

AYO MAN I LOVE THESE GOOBERS

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got my pals with me today lads

>>76243288
t. brainlet

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>brown = terrorist
>white = mentally disturbed

ahhhh yes

>>76243503
yes

>>76243503
muslims are by definition mentally disturbed

>corbyn remains composed at scene of manchester bombing where multiple young girls were killed
>cries outside mosque where one muslim man was run over
hmm

Just got the result for my degree

Got a 1st with 75%

Happy with that 2bh

doing A levels Lol

>>76243443
what's ritalin like lad?

>>76243544
gets the noggin joggin

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/our guy/

I'm XNTP so there you go

People on the BBC still trying to blame tabloid media for people disliking Islam.

>>76243547
good job mate

>>76243492
Always knew Yanks liked cocks

>>76243544
It's all scripted. Labour and Cons acting out the MI5/MI6 soap drama

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3-O7gPsQK0
does this work?

>>76243570
bog sim his sargon

>>76243575
imagine my shock

>>76243589
dunno but does shitting in the toilet actually work?

>>76243581
Thanks

I have literally nobody to talk to about it though so it feels a bit flat

Paki on DP now blaming Douglas Murray for far-right terrorism

kek

>>76243544
>cries visiting site of an attack in his own constituency
ftfy lad

>>76243618

what about your parents?

what course was it? write about it x

>>76243618
Probably why you could study so much and get a 1st then aha

good job anyway mate

>>76243640
alri 'efty 'ol

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>>76243250
Se PoLR would be shit, I feel sorry for you. But then again being a Ti Dom striving to understand the ins and outs of EVERYTHING is enviable. Find a cure for an awful disease or something please! No one else can...

>>76243615
never tried. AMA

>>76243640
whoa... this gives me a whole new perspective...

>may said there was far too much tolerance of terror attacks in recent years
Ah yes so may is going to use it as another excuse to further her authoritarian agenda. What a fucking disgrace for a pm. A commie and a neocon dictator are the choices. Glorious Brittania

>>76243696
>not putting in the new black and brown stripes

BIGOTS

>>76243424
>>76243589

>>76243469
you use reddit and probably wear a fedora as well

Pretty impressed by the imam of that mosque tbqhl

He rushes outside after half a dozen of his constituents have been run over by some fag in a truck and sees the would-be-murderer being kicked and punched on the ground, and he runs up and tells everyone to stop beating the shit out of him and wait for the police instead

respek.

>>76243696
i foresee myself posting this image a lot

>>76243696
equality except for physical attractiveness

>>76243685
would heem whoever made this image into the fourth dimension

>>76243734
>fag
fuck off yank

>>76243589
no idea lad haven't tried it

>>76243756
nothing wrong with yank words

Should I take a History and Social Anthropology degree?

disgusting rorke terrorism


deport that cunt

>>76243717
This. Fuck them all!

>>76243696
>>76243748
idk they look pretty normal to me. maybe even slightly above average

and compared to the average redditor theyre like supermodels

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>>76243557
Student runts like myself use it occasionally to help study. It makes you more motivated and engrossed into your studies, though it has the same effect for pretty much any activity.

If you use it recreationally, it basically turns you into a hyper-normie. It's a stimulant so your energy is way higher. Small talk is actually really satisfying and you can spend hours talking about bullshit you wouldn't have the fucks or energy to talk about sober.

It's slightly euphoric; your outlook on life is optimistic, and particularly for me, extremely fantastical. You smile easier, and suddenly really LOVE helping people and knowing how they're getting on.

>>76243734
implying it isnt propaganda

>can I bum a fag?
this is how you ask someone for a cigarette in britain
why is british english so gay

30c in Britain = 45c in Australia/elsewhere

>>76243793
We don't use bum like that

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>>76243774

any lads use discord

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>>76243793

>can I score some biscuits and gravy dude broseph?
this is how you ask for scones slathered in béchamel sauce in America

anyone else doing a poo? x

>>76243784
what's the side effects? don't want brain damage

>>76243734
He was obviously informed of the incident ahead of time

>>76243775
Bad post.

Thinking about becoming a pizzadelivery guy for a Mafia front

not sure if its a good idea or not.
pays good but the rumours say if you deliver the pizza late you get beaten pretty badly by them

>>76243734
I hate pakis as much as the next guy but the imam shouldn't have stopped them.

If you attack people you have to accept the consequences.

>>76243802
Australian pricing can be figured out by just taking the USD value and adding 25% to everything

>>76243812
reported to MI6

>>76243734
propaganda

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>Clean-shaven white man
https://twitter.com/DailyMailUK/status/876603084037697537

>>76243834
>If you attack people you have to accept the consequences.
then why didn't the pakis let him kill them?

>>76243840
foy

>>76243810
we do though

>>76243828
>>76243785
>its impossible to believe a muzzie could ever do anything good
fuck off rorkes

>>76243823
will be in about 10 mins probably

>>76243780
i meant the guy on the left compared to the right but maybe its just a bad picture
yeah, but they're not hot anyway

>>76243812
clearly a threat to use metal shrapnel in a satchel explosive

reported you to GCHQ

*spontaneously songs don't look back in anger*

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just had a call with a recruiter asking me all kind of personal questions and in the end I said to forget it and hung up
might have a depression wank

>>76243850
my guy

always thought the rolling tones were american. they seem to be more famous over there

>>76243850
hero

>>76243857
>its impossible to believe a muzzie could ever do anything good
*it's so rare that it makes national news whenever they do, even when it wasn't actually them

>>76243850
it is genuinely hilarious how nowadays the facial hair status of a murderer is vitally important news and is one of the most keenly anticipated bits of reporting

lmao

>>76243885
thought zeppelin was american haha

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actually quite enjoying the warmth now

would not say no to it being like this for longer in the UK

>>76243883
>not the financial times

runt

>clean shaven

what did the daily mail mean by this

need a job. fucking bored sitting at home all day doing nothing.

>>76243885
>>76243903
if they do an american accent then they are american

>>76243917
his buttocks were smooth and his mind was clear

>>76243885
you stupid boy

>muzzie terrorist
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS ANTIMUSLIM VIOLENCE OR SENTIMENT, ITS JUST SJW BULLSHIT
>white terrorist
HERO, HELL YEAH! WHAT A PATRIOT!

hrmm

>>76243824
None really. It's a pretty legit drug la

>>76243850
#notallcleanshavenmen

>>76243924
Getting a part time job was the best thing I ever did, i make money off investments so I don't have to work, but I got a part time job at a cinema 2-3 days/week, now I get a bit of extra cash to blow, and see any film I want for free.

Don't fall for the NEET meme

>>76243942
muslim terrorist
>kills brits

white patriot
>kills muslims

>>76243942
a 13-17 year old paki make this post

>>76243971
he didn't kill anyone

>>76243971
we are all muslim

>>76243913
the FT is only good for financial news, its domestic and international events coverage is weak

>>76243857
Muslims can do good but the Imams are in contact with security services as part of so-called "counter-terrorism"

>>76243942
>50321 likes and 32414 retweets

>>76243942
the key difference is that muslims are human vermin and don't belong in western countries

>>76243910
'sheed

Big fan of the czech

>>76244005
you realise that you are proving his point dont you

>>76244016
became fluent in czech via immersion from watching porn

what the fuck do muzzies expect? they do nothing to curb islamic extremism in their own communities (that are effectively sharia enclaves in our countries) but are shocked when people retaliate against them.

>>76244068
imagine my shock

>>76243928
why do singers do this

>>76244068
Only white people are expected to make sacrifices in order to accommodate multiculturalism.

>>76243874
tell me about recruiters
will soon be looking for my first job ever aha

>>76244007
this was worth posting

wanted to talk on the group chat but they're having a bit of a "fuck whitey" circlejerk so I think I'll talk later

>>76244068
OY VEY!

>>76244042
no not really

anyone with an objective eye can see that muslims, often through virtue of being brown in addition to being dumb enough to follow a religion like islam, can see that they're inferior to white people with western values

>>76243989
>not using every event as a reason to make money

>>76244068
what the fuck do caucasians expect? they do nothing to curb collateral damage from drone strikes (that are effectively statesanctioned muslim civilian murders) but are shocked when people retaliate against them

>>76244082
easier to sing in an american accent
disgusting normoids used to listening and consuming 99% american culture

>>76244082
americans are cool and hip and we're reinventing the language

Fuck i think i'm addicted to hash lads, been smoking it for a week now and im running out, what do?

>>76244109
No one's ever drone striked a British muslim community.

>>76244109
>statesanctioned
oh, so it isn't like civilians going over there and bombing in the name of some insane religion right?
fuck off now rasheed

>>76244106
right okay, but you cant have that opinion at the same time as saying hatespeech against muslims doesn't exist

>>76244068
the violent muslims are like a chain mafia so when any muslim tries to modernize they allahu the person. and these violent muslims themsellves are robots entirely controlled by the "moderate" imams

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shared by the thickest cunt i know on facebook

>feels weird pissing for the last couple of weeks
>it'llbefind.jeg
>find a lump on my penis just now
Ah yes, the old 'ancer edition. I'll definitely be fine and not dead in a year....

>>76244109
didnt think that one through did you, rasheed. fucking moron.

>>76244133
>>76244129
actually i dont think drone strikes are that bad - my uncle actually works on military drones for a living
im just trying to use it to explain why your argument is bad - its just as shit as the dronestrike argument

I wonder what Gary Lineker's thoughts are on this latest attack?

>>76244124
ashamed to admit i thought this when I was younger when I only knew yanks from tv and films

>>76244134
didn't say it doesn't, but hate speech against muslims is justified because they aren't real people

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anime

>>76244141
yeh its nuts. theres that pretty cool imam that gets linked here a bit who said that islam preaches violence and needs to sort its fucking house out.

guess what happened. he received thousands of death threats from muslims.

fucking morons, the lot of them.

any clips of the attack? want to see some muzzies getting run over

good on that lad for teaching them a lesson

>>76244127
listen to chillhop/triphop/lofi music

4 days 'til the first annual Independence Day

>>76244090

they're sound yeah but the job will be shit. they're the smiling faces to entice you into a world of zero hour contracts and warehouse picking

Unless you don't mean recruitment agency recruiters, in which case it depends on the company innit

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yes... yes...

>>76244127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-34cPr5GxdQ

People are ultimately divided more by personality type than by culture.

Going to get my dick sucked tonight in amsterdam lads ama

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GO BACK TO /R/THE_DONALD

the willy is so sensitive due to mild phimosis. when i can peel it back it looks like a baby's bellend

>>76244252
Was the guy even a Christian?
Aren't the majority of white Brits atheist?

>>76244252
he just needs to think for a few more seconds and then find that this line of reasoning leads to a logical conclusion that multiculturalism is impossible when one of the subcultures isn't subservient and able to integrate with the original culture

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>>76244236
what's the difference? very confused and scared desu

All the schoolgirls in short skirts are driving me wild

>>76244301
for what purpose? seriously i want to know

are you hoping to convince some of us to turn gay? i thought being gay wasn't a choice?

>>76244335
Pics x

>>76244148
And no-one on a tibetan basking weaving forum cares about my imminent death, wonderful.

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me at the doctor

feeling a bit under the weather x

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>>76244346
um sweaty this is a non-hetero general i thought? x

>>76244346
attention obviously. the simplest and most effective counter is to just ignore it.

>>76244362
at least we're honest

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>>76244366
*gives you a lethal dose*

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Bones

>>76243661
It was a shit course to be fair, an industrial one based on my past job.

My new job requires at least a 2:1 in anything though so it's fine.

>>76243680
That's probably true 2bh. When I was younger I was going out all the time, but I don't do that much any more. Meant I'd actually work on it.

I genuinely think now that people shouldn't go to uni until they're 20+ and have worked.

daily reminder that gays literally put their penis in other mens hairy shit holes and eat each others poo

>>76244346
>>76244383
dont be a fag
people post hot women all the time and you dont complain

put up or shut up

need someone to suck my baby willy

If Muslims are British then why does bombing Iraq anger them?

>>76244283
>it looks like a baby's bellend
How do you know what a baby's bellend looks like you nonce?

Absolute state of whites

love looking at all the girls in shorts in this weather
was in a sport shop yesterday and there was a very qt blonde with denim shorts on wandering around
hnnnnngg

>>76244408

>>76244362
why did you think people would care? ask a doctor, a lump on your willy wont kill you.

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And they say global warming isn't real... It's obviously getting warmer.

>>76244413
i've changed my cousins nappies and took him to the swimming pool.

get a life manchild

>>76244406
HATE small willies
not a size queen just dont like em simple as

>>76244437
I hoped for at least one (You) considering I may well die.

>>76244404
you will always be a minority, deal with it

>>76244382
bet none of these lads are actually gay and they just voted as such to be funny

>>76244252
agreed. Europe needs to militarily enforce secularism and EU immigration is too high

if islam is the religion of peace why are 99.9% of terrorists muslim and why do muslims cause problems in every country they inhabit? even their own, where they ruthlessly murder each other just for being of a different sect.

>>76244449
shame. need someone who doesn't mind whistling when they suck me off

>>76244439
you can clearly see it gets COLDER at night

climate change debunked yet again

>>76244439
>Where do you live?
>Worst Weasel

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1497365416663.webm
you arrive in japan

>>76244439
>belgcum

>>76244456
in this general homos+bisexuals outnumber heteros

>>76244468
er, but embarassing
looks like youre still stuck on the /pol/ narrative of 5 hours ago

the current rorke position is that they deserved it/should have expected it for some reason

>>76244495
absolutely hate the noise jap women make during sex, sounds like they're dying hamsters or something

>>76244444
Quints

>>76244495
it sounds like a mass chicken farm

>>76244480
*blows an air bubble up your jap's eye*

haha whoops

>>76244196
i-is this japanese yoga?

don't think it's coincidence that we've had 7 years of tory rule and we're being attacked by sectarian violence again

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>>76244142
thickest cunt I know tagged his on/off again gf in this

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>>76243547
get my results wednesday
have to find a job the

Unironically love simply red lads, got my parents to thank for that one haha xx

>>76244523
dont know what this doe

>>76244516
This.

It's obviously not natural, so do the men like it and the women do it because the men want it or is that what jap women think sounds attractive and the men are too pussy to tell them to shut up?

Real questions mate

ah yes entire house is boiling apart from the kitchen

>>76244539
What you expecting la

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Hello.

I'm half breton. My ancestors were british.

How do you do?

>>76244516
dog squeaky toys

>>76244516
It's better than the equivalent in western porn

>>76244524
>>76244495

>>76244561
Turn on the oven with the door open and leave

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paki girl brought in samosas and pakoras for everyone even though she's fasting (so brave)
she's asking for charity donations but going to scoff the food and not give a penny

>>76244566
alri

>>76244449
by sheer freakish chance out of the 4 guys i have slept with, they have been:
>7 inches
>6 inches
>8 inches
>8.8 inches (im 100% sure, we measured it)

i never meant to be a sizequeen but i think i might be becoming one inadvertently - im sort of used to these ridiculous donkeydicks now

>>76244534
chortle

>>76244382
>14 strawpoll votes

Yes yes very conprehensive

>>76244554
me neither, but i'm willing to bet the suggestion made you wince

>>76244394
ant tell if this is the same person

>>76244589
delete this image mate

>>76244589
good lad.

>>76244599
only just noticed the eye in the last frame

>>76244571
No it is not. The exaggerated noises in western porn are slightly irritating at worst, the jap noises they habitually squeak out are outright repulsive.

>>76244566
queen?

>>76244571
P-post equivalent, frendo

>>76244589
NICE. It is the best thing about ramadan, free food from Muslim co-workers. Worst thing is probably ramadan breath and terrorism

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>>76244593
Are you hot?

(no homo, it's fucking hot, here)

>>76244633
What do you mean?

/brit/ has made me dubious of faggots

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>>76244564
honestly not sure, either 2:1 or a 1st depending on how my last two exams went

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>>76244633
sup?

>>76244534
love the googly eye edited in on the last panel

>>76244652
Before you loved them?
Faggot...

>>76244598
distinct lack of big willies for me :(
well once i think

>>76244649
Nah got a fan and it's not as bad as yesterday

>>76244659
You should be alright la

Dunno about yours but for mine the dissertation was worth the majority of marks so passing that with a first pretty much guaranteed it

>>76244652
did a wank to fannies last night and one to cocks the night before.

I don't believe faggots exist

>>76244589
pics of paki girl? x

>>76244589
Did you really need to make up a story to excuse your obese eating habits?

>>76244652
>>76244665
>>76244677
>faggots
fuck off yank

why is this attack in the news

the Muslim van attack in Leicester last week got barely any coverage

>>76244627
OH YEAH
FUCK ME
FUCK HARD WITH YOUR MASSIVE COCK
UUUHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUCK ME I'M SUCH A MASSIVE SLUT TAKING YOUR BIG DICK LIKE A DIRTY WHORE

>>76244693
autism

>>76244693
it's a british term

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>>76244668
lucky bastard

Should buy one : I couldn't sleep last night

>>76244598
Only ever had sex with my boyfriend and he is 8inches and 6+ in girth. Soooo fun to suck but it really hurts to fuck me hard so if he wants to really use my ass we tebd to stick to toys

Yanks out pronto

>>76244710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8M4eWC6GRc

willies out pronto

Can't wIt till 6pm lads I can get an hour off this heat finally

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ah yes

>>76244717
know you love us Xx

shit i meant the original version oh well here it is anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t5xR80_hoQ>>76244710

need to go to bed but want to finish shitposting

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I'd like to table a motion to start calling roasties and slags faggots

got a headache lads :(

*eyes the 5g bag of paracetamol I've been saving for a rainy day*
*drums fingers on the table and wipes away a small drop of sweat*

>a dalit is going to become our president alri

>>76244744
WE

>>76244713
yeah.
with my exbf who was 8.8 inches, we never fully managed to do anal cause i was too tight, and in the end when we seperated after 2 months will still hadn't quite figured it out

but looking, touching and sucking it was a m a z i n g

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>It's christmas again in 6 months
>all the family are round
>"So anon, still no GF this year?"
>"Got a job yet anon? It's easy, just walk in and ask for a job"
>"What are your plans for the future anon?"

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>>76244729

>>76244744
googlestein

>>76244770
>australians have christmas IN THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER

>>76244728
>literally don't listen to french music
>some brits do

;_;7

>>76244770
10 pound bonus mam the lambrinis on me this year etc

>>76244762
lets hope he has a plan for providing everyone with loos

>>76244779
literally the opposite of what i said

>>76244761
Why do you think we started calling the gays faggots? Implications of femininity and contempt.

>>76244779
haha wtf where did you get this picture?

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>>76244770
>follow your dreams.

>>76244802
>calling the gays faggots
fuck off yank

>>76244803
is this you? haha
/brit/ of course x

>>76244786
i'm not that anon and i like quite a bit of frenchie music, you lads do some good stuff

>>76244754
Know that feel m8. Fire away with the posts!

why is this attack in the news

can i get an invite to the /britgay/ discord

>>76244850
>>76244850

>>76244845
/pol/ know, ask them then come back and tell us with a statement post.

>>76244816
Just outed yourself as a non-Brit lad

>>76244792
president's only job is to sign papers and award citizens for achievements
unless it is war time

>>76244770
>Well the vampires came out from his dungeon, what do you know? What happened mate, your girlfriend get a computer virus?
>*roaring laughter fills the room*

ffs I only came down for me celebrations