>have eaten nothing but PB for FOUR fucking days pls murder me

>>76237446
I'm sorry to hear that.

>>76237446
nigger go fucking hunting
or dumpster diving
or shopping
or order a takeaway for a neighbour and rob the deliveryman
or suicide
or fap
or emigrate to a better cunt like ghana

>>76237508
Because now I will snatch every mother fucker birthday

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why tho

sometimes while i take my adderall i forget to eat for like an entire day and i get really anxious

>>76237528
I have nothing else to eat but cigarettes and fucking monster ultra zero

>>76237569
I got some frozen four & twenty meat pies in the freezer. Do you want one ?

>>76237608
Yeah bro, you in western sydney?

>>76237446
where's the cat

>>76237618
Nah. I'm on the Gold Coast.

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>>76237665
About to get shot

>at uni, cant get on youth allowance because parents are rich
>they send me $40 a week (most of which goes to transport fares)
>living off PB and milk
FUCKKKK why wont anyone fucking hire me

>>76237446
what is a PB? Is it bad?

>>76241819
Peanut butter you fucking mong

>>76241844
is it free in australia?
do they give you peanut butter and milk in universities?

>>76241880
No but it is the cheapest source of calories aside from maybe oats.
You can get a days worth of calories for maybe $3 or $4

>>76241880
Yeah actually some student council provides a free breakfast every morning outside one of my lecture halls so I just grab a massive fuck-off scoop of PB and down that shit

>>76241819
I was going to ask this.
>>76241844
Why don't you eat bread with the pb?

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>>76241927
Eating PB out of the jar is MUCH more satisfying

>be in an all inclusive hotel
>havent had a burger and cola in 30 minutes
pls kill me

>>76241986
Isn't pb pretty much like chocolate and honey? Don't you have liquid shit from eating only that?

>>76237716
>>76237508

>>76242042
>chocolate and honey?
You are a fucking idiot, peanut butter is LITERALLY blended peanuts

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>>76242132
We don't have pb in Bulgaria m8.