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The 5% Edition
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peace on earth nae nae
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silly posts below this line
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i want a constant state of warfare
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cheesy
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you have to be at least average intelligence to join the airforce. i doubt anon could make it.

tfw i got a 99 on my asvab in highschool, when we had a sponsored military recruiting event.
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*cackles*
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>>76234308
>99
they rigged it to get you to sell your body to israel for 4 years
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>>76234308
I got a 99 as well and went on to college because I'm not a fucking retard who joins the military.
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>>76234308
>there is another huntsvegas anon here
there is only enough room for 1 of us here
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i wish there were a welfare system that would give people $100k to get sterilized
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I despise anyone and everyone who studies:
Communications
Psychology
Women's Studies
Anything that includes the word "Culture" or "Cultural"
Dance
Theater
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i have never considered joining the military
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>>76234334
This, do you think they actually want intelligent people as fodder? No they want you in business wracking up shekels
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>>76234308
Air Force is the best branch imo
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>>76234334
>>76234335
>implying i would join the military
I'm getting a PhD right now

>>76234341
i'm THE huntsvegan, newfriend
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thinking about studying theater
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I think Psychology is a legitimate science

Freud's oedipus complex does not discredit the entire field
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>>76234368
PhD in what?
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world governments will collapse into anarchy
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>>76234296
why
>>76234308
>>76234341
fight FIGHT
>>76234346
I'm okay with all these but I don't like people who call themselves "creatives"

like wtf are you a generalist of the arts
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>Blacks
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>I think Psychology is a legitimate science
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>>76234335
Military can be a good opportunity after college as an officer
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>huntsvegan
what did he mean by this?
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>>76234373
Psychology is a legitimate science but it needs to understand it's limits and work more closely with biology to fully understand what they're studying
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>>76234386
physics.
i'm not far enough along to have a specific field of study declared yet.
i'll let /cum/ know when i decide.
i'm looking into computational physics and/or quantum computing
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>>76234373
>completely nonrigorous

It's interesting in some respects but I wouldn't exactly put my faith in it
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>>76234346
What's wrong with communications

Asking for a friend
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>>76234414
Mention /cum/ when you're accepting your Nobel Prize after you invent time travel
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>>76234392
Depends on the branch. Behaviorism is mostly legit, psychoanalysis is good for have someone to listen to you only.
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>tfw took AP physics in high school
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>>76234414
quick everyone look for PhD physics students in hunstville. the individual should have a giant shirt that says "I'M IN MENSA ARE YOU?"
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>>76234427
Social Psychology, though, is a complete meme.
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>>76234414
UAH?
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>>76234373
>>76234392
Psychology is a science, but people who are psychological researchers do not practice science.
over 80% of psychological studies are not repeatable nor have testable hypothesis

>>76234391
you read my mind

>>76234404
you said huntsvegas. is huntsvillain better?

>>76234425
if i invent time travel, the first thing i'm going to do is fuck your mom, son

>>76234448
>>76234469
i don't go to school in huntsville. i'm just proud of being from there, and i am living here for the rest of the summer
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>tfw took AP Art in high school
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feel like pure shite lads
hairlines paper thin at 19 and making no progress in life
really wish i had access to hard drugs
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AP classes saved me in college desu
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What are the best cities in the United States, for someone who hates and wants to avoid winter, snow, and ice, and who live in places that are warm all year round?
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>>76234484

>took art senior year
>spent most of the class just playing Pokemon on my GBC
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>tfw never took an AP class
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>Psychology is a science
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>>76234508
huntsville AL
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>tfw flunked out of college
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i to AP US history, AP English, and AP Government in high school and look where it got me
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>>76234508
Juneau, Alaska
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>>76234508
None, don't come here, it's shit

Stay in Costa Rica
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>>76234497
let's evaluate your options. what are they?

>>76234508
sorry are you that poster who is really religious and wants to live in a US state where soccer is the main sport
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>>76234536
suicide
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>>76234479
huntsvegas is what people ironically call huntsville due to our desolated downtown area (getting better tbf), i thought you just hit g instead of v
@76234508
no one respond to him
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>still replying to the costa rican autist
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>>76234508
Miami
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>>76234518
YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT NIGGER, I AM GOING TO BITE OFF THE HEAD OF YOUR DICK AND SERVE IT TO YOU ON A HOT PLATTER
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>>76234527
I flunked out, went to cc, back to a 4 year, got my degree, and am now unemployed.
Life is a journey where you'll end up where you started.
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>>76234544
No, c'mon man there are options for you.
Trade
School
Military
Blue collar

let's brainstorm
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>>76234536
In reality I only look for a place, to be totally warm all year.

Without any snow, without any ice, and without any winter
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I remember in AP European history we took a practice regents the first day and I got a perfect score

I also remember the AP exam essay question was about Africans in Europe and it showed a picture of an African dressed as a european prince

The High school doesnt offer AP euro anymore, replaced it with AP world...how ironic
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Am literally going to a recruiting office tomorrow. I'm done being a broke ass NEET senpaitachi. Navy because my grandpa and my dad were both in the navy. Not like I have any attachments here at the moment.
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>>76234545
i only heard it said by highschoolers years ago.
didn't know that was the reason

>>76234571
screaming at your mother's bagina?
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>>76234582
WE
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>>76234582
WHY DO YOU EXIST, EAT MY POOPY ASSHOLE YOU NEGROID
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>>76234583
Good luck. My friend was on a nuclear sub and now he is doing great in life
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>>76234583
Enjoy the gay sex in the aft of the ship
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>>76234575
>Trade
did trade, cant handle it due to my pathetic 110 lb frame
>School
going to cc soon for a meme paper. not what i want in life anyway
>Military
thanks but no thanks
>Blue collar
thanks but no thanks
Good options but life isnt for me. Thanks for the help anon
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Too many blue flags right now.
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>the navy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR09sACUzFU
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How do I rekindle myself with my German heritage?
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>>76234606
kek no, Marines are the fags
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>>76234628
don't
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>>76234628
i am native american
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>>76234614
What about trading crypto currency on bittrex?
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>>76234577
if that is truly your only criteria just google a map of the US and pick any state at the southern end of the country

don't make me regret replying to u pls
>>76234614
god, shit, I'm sorry it ended this way for you. Can't you eat more and bulk a bit? fuck, I am the shortest manlet and look stupid bulking, but I still do it.

Can a family member snag you a job? How/when do you plan to depart us
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>>76234628
learn german move to germany
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>>76234615
>all of his flags have blue on them
not helping
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>>76234628
move to iowa. I talk with those folks and they legit sound like they just immigrated from germany even tho their families have been here forever

living in PA though I think germany is cool but a bit overrated
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>>76234649
OYSTER BAY, MORE LIKE, OYSTER GAAAAY
GET FUCKED
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>>76234663
Shut up, Habsburg Spain
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People just keep doing memes
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https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2870022

explain this bebi fags
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>>76234583
when i was 21 i went to my local army recruiter to check it out. didn't sign anything, but i took some tests got a physical and left
5 years later, they still call me. trying to get me to come back and sign up
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>>76234674
good post
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>>76234689

delet this right now
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>>76234649
How do I get started? Might as well give it a shot
>>76234651
>Can't you eat more and bulk a bit?
Have pectus excatavatum. all fat goes straight to my stomach
>Can a family member snag you a job?
im a literal fucking custodian. there are people younger than me that are famous and living my dream
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>>76234689
Delet this/. NOW
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>>76234692
one figures they would eventually stop when you reach 30
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Anime?
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>>76234706
>How do I get started? Might as well give it a shot
https://bittrex.com/
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thinking about getting a fighting game, which one should i get?
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>>76234651
And what cities or sites of the extreme south of the United States, would you recommend me?


I want to totally avoid 100% the snow, ice and winter
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banime
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Wish I bought a yearbook my senior year so my crush can sign it
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>>76234724

SSBM
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>>76234724
Dragon Ball fighters
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>>76234727
good post

>>76234724
smash bros

>>76234740
sad post
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>>76234749
Dragon Ball fighter Z*

https://youtu.be/CfX4uS0J5jQ
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is it possible to get a qt mexican gf without fitting into the latin macho bullshit?
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>>76234770
Why do blacks love Dragon Ball Z and fighting games so much?
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>>76234706
>literal fucking custodian. there are people younger than me that are famous and living my dream
Shit, I sort of know how you feel but I won't pretend to be a clone of you.

I too feel like I'm missing the dream. I wish I had a circle of friends who were all skilled at music and I would play at shows and meet a qt indie gf, but instead I'm a shut in study freak.

I will never live the ultimate dream, but I can mold my life around it. I can live near it, live off what it resonates. I don't focus on all that above stuff anymore. I've scaled the dream back to just living nearby them, watching it, and enjoying just sitting back. I've scaled the dream back and I feel better. Maybe scale yours back and you'll see more reasonable goals and a reason to live?
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>>76234790
ive noticed this too
also yu-gi-oh
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>>76234782
Yeah.
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>>76234751
he said fighting game not party game
t. play tr4sh and melee all the time but hate them both
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>>76234782
Probably not
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>>76234746
>>76234751
already have smash, both physical disc and on netplay
>>76234749
alright anon, just let me borrow your time machine and ill get you a copy too
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>>76234790
They're very fun

Also everyone likes Dragon ball z
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yugioh s1 was great
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>>76234831
agreed
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>>76234816
see>>76234827

>>76234827
idk then. i don't play any other fighting games
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>>76234827

Power stone
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Was he right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWUcHKAj_tc
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>>76234726
What skillset do you have? economics matters a lot here and this isn't the 1980s where a boomer could live in lower manhatten on a tiny wage.

Cali is popular but expensive. Parts of Miami, in FLorida, can be too. Texas is cheaper. You have to plan these things out
>>76234831
dumbass mokuba kept getting sucked into vcrs
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I worked as a custodian during summers when I was in highschool, it was comfy as fuck and we took 2 and half hours of break time each day
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shit

where do I get GBA roms now that nintendo nukes emuparadise
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Thoughts on wizardchan?
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>>76234884
A sad place for sad people.
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>>76234859
>I worked as a custodian during summers when I was in highschool
Lol that's called occupational work adjustment you goddamn non contributor
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nuked*
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>>76234845
Make Birmingham Bombingham again!
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I am sick of being a NEET too desu
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>>76234884
When some of them say they are going to kill themselves, they actually deliver.
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>you goddamn non contributor
Oh I hope so, wouldn't want to contribute to the ZOG
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>>76234877
i downloaded pretty much every single GBA game ever
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>>76234930
>memes

I too like being a NEET
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>>76234884
I genuinely wonder how people like them operated back in the day.

They existed of course, they always have, as Dostoyevsky points out, but what did they do?
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Being a NEET is supporting the ZOG
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Memesmemesmemesmemesmemsmemssmsmsmmssmsmsmsmsmdmeiuidinudyhy
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Why do people want to see me or hang out with me partners? Why can't I just get social interaction over the internet?
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>>76234961
okay I have to ask. how is loli NOT considered CP? I feel uncomfortable going to /a/ because of loli stuff. It's literally children, and I think you should at least be put on a sex offender list for possessing it
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I love the ZOG.
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>>76234981
personally, i feel good when i get to look people in the face and hear their voice
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>Loli is the only reason he feels uncomfortable going to /a/
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>>76234986
it's not "literally" children, because drawings are not people.
no children were abused to make lolicon shit.
yes, it is pedophilia, but it is not child abuse
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>>76234973
>simply existing is supporting the ZOG
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>>76235010
Nothing wrong with lolis
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made bittrex account. /biz/ says buy cpc. how to buy? its not there when i search for it
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Anime must die
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>>76235008
Really? That's real weird to me
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>Caitlynne Hines of Halifax, N.S., Canada, says a man tried to come in her apartment’s front door, saying a friend was staying in the apartment upstairs. She turned him away, but he came back minutes later, she says, and tried to “pick the lock.” He failed, and left again. “We didn’t call the police, but we were prepared to if he came back again,” she says. It was quiet all night, but when she came home from work the next day, there was something on her doorstep: a six-pack of beer, and a note. “It kind of clicked with me immediately once I recognized the box and I just said ‘oh my god I think it’s apology beer’.” Sure enough: “I sincerely apologize for waking you up and being so disorderly in the middle of the night,” said the man in the note, who signed it Cliff. “Please accept this six-pack of average tasting beer as a token of my appreciation.” The beer was Alexander Keith’s IPA.
>Canadian criminals
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>>76234986
>okay I have to ask. How is loli not Considered CP?
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>>76235038
Probably just some drunk thinking it was his house.
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>>76235026
>it's not "literally" children, because drawings are not people
Lol not true for my 2d qt 3.14
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>>76234986
it must be stopped. they all need to listen to the word of the lord Jesus Christ. it is the vile work of satan and satan must be eradicated wherever he may lurk
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>>76235048
Is it considered cp?
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>>76235069
Let it be known I normally meme about christ but this time I mean it. jesus needs to emerge from a cave again and smack them to normalcy
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>>76234971
Remember the crazy, ragged hermits in old fairy tales? That's them.
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nvm lads found it. how 2 add moneyz into account lol??
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Jesus is the only super hero I need
#BanComics
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What makes shit green?
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>>76235116
Being Mexican
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>>76235116
Ass cancer.
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>>76235103
Naw wait man the Flash is cool. THe flash and jesus should team up and have a special series where they stop this.

Call it:
Jesus and Flash: The White Man's Return to Japan
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>>76235116
Acrylic paint?
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all anime is cp because all the characters are around high school age
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>>76235103
Just look for this symbol before you read it, without it the comic is Satanic literature.
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>self-promoters being janky
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Anime is fucking dumb
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I would like to live my entire life without stepping foot in to Mexico.
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>>76235131
All Super Heroes are satanists. We need wholesome comics with Christian themes.
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>>76235174
Seems like a lot of Mexicans share this sentiment.
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>Anime is fucking dumb
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all capeshit comics are dogshit.
how can people enjoy such simple-minded trite?
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>>76235149
it's not pedophilia to be attracted to this
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*sharts*
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>>76235195
Why do young western men need to read these comics to feel wanted by women? whenever I need that feel I just read those articles that say young men are pathetic and take quotes from women about how they are looking for us
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>>76235207
Doubt digit IQs.
>>76235215
But it sure is autistic.
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why are so many zombie games coming out?
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>>76235174
the best vacation ive ever had was in Quintana Roo
dont let the mexican degenerates over here convince you there aren't great things about mexico.
i thought this was cum??
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People keep telling me to kill myself on this site
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>>76235234

kys
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>>76235234
stop making bad posts
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>>76235234
kys
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>>76235225
>Doubt digit
Dang it, I'm retarded.
>>76235229
Too many Indos down in the Yucatan.
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>tfw miss the ex meme
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>>76235207
non-capeshit western comics > manga > capeshit
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>>76235207
bc they are enjoyable.
i don't even read them and I am still enjoyed by them
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I could be a perfect husband to literally any woman unless they were obese.
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>tfw Michael Gira isn't my gf
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>>76235261
ive stolen several of your frogs today

not this one though
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>>76235276
he kinda sounds like a cow when he sings
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>>76235280
Dont care, go fucking kill yourself I hate you
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>another fruit salad ruined by blueberries
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>he doesnt like blueberries
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>Dont care, go fucking kill yourself I hate you
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>>76235289
t. Jealous
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hehe...
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>>76235292
I am vain, I can admit it (anonymously on the internet).
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>>76235330
Is today your birthday?
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well that was pretty rude
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>he actually likes blueberries in a salad where their flavour is drowned out by literally everything else
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>>76235345
cant do the time dont do the crime
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Ice cream and liqueur is a dangerous mix.
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>>76235341
No today's fathers day genius
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>his taste buds have been ruined by the frequent presence of cock in his oral cavities
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Do you want kids some day, /cum/?
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>>76235300
>>76235311
Pretty sad when you're posting on 2 accounts
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>>76235366
Why'd it post the leftover map? Fuckin gook moot

>>76235376
Yes
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>>76235376
When I'm in my 30's, though I'll have to be quick, because the chromosomes start to creep away around 35 in women.
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>>76235376
Never. I can't stand my family without shitlings
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>>76235376
probably but I'm giving up so much of my youth to school something tells me I will be partially pissed off at being made into a dad at around 30-35 when most men become one
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>>76235376
I don't know. I want my name to live on, but I'm really bad with kids.
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>>76235396
What's stopping you from enjoying your youth while in school?
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>>76235376

yes

one will be a boy, who will grow up to be a baseball superstar, the other will be a girl, who will major in biochem and find a cure for cancer
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>>76235392
>>76235393
>>76235396
>>76235401
You'd have to gain female interest first, losers
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>>76235376
Yes! Ideally I will be rich and can afford to raise them in a house in the city (with front garden and backyard, not on a major street, near a park and supermarket).
>>
>>76235376
I'd also like to add I genuinely agree with Cole from True Detective's belief that a man without a family is bad after a certain age
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>social housing building full of minorities burns down killing dozens
>Van crashes into muslims in London and the driver gets out and stabs some more
What did Allah mean by this /cum/?
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>Reddit Detective

>>76235416
I'd bet money you're a woman
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>>76235414
I don't even want kids so never gaining female interest again isn't even a problem
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>>76235410
I squandered my time figuring things out in college and now in grad school and post-grad I'll have a lot less time. who knows maybe I'll find time. you are right, I shouldn't be so dire.
>>76235414
I have some, but I struggle to maintain it
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>>76235414
Say that shit again 'round my general and your mom'll prep me before I go into your waifu.
>>
I wish Austin would burn down (after my friends and family left of course).
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Which city in Texas has all the comfy canals?

Big fan of canals
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>>76235419
"Bad"
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>>76235438
>brazilian-argentinian.jpg
huehue
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>>76235453
San Antonio
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>>76235414
Yeah, I know...
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why do people make threads like >>76226044


>>76235453
canals are overrated desu. many here from when they were still useful

>>76235456
I fucked up the quote a bit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k-zoIDv3ug
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think i should move to mexico
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>>76235453
Dallas has comfy canals.
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>>76235458
What would this li'l fella be?
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>>76235487
Dallas has comfy shit
>>
>>76235414
Started working out 2 weeks ago. Still working on the money part though.
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>>76235485

brits are missing a certain chromosome that makes them as stupid as 10,000 BC neanderthals
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>>76235485
>why do people make threads like
Because it's the closest thing autists get to talking with girls
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>>76235509
That's called being huwite.
>>
South shore Long Island actually has some canals with houses on them, pretty comfy. Areas more working class though but some of the neighborhoods are really white
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>>76235555
>>
>>76235509
>>76235516
I mean, I just don't get it. One minute people are calling each other cucks, the next they're making threads showing scantily clad women in their country, insinuating posters of other nationalities should lust for them
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>>76235509
Neanderthals were extinct for thousands of years by then
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>>76235519
>South shore Long Island
Dirty guido response.

GTL you fucking faggot
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>>76235519
But then I'd have to transfer at Jamaica
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>>76235519
What do you think about this?
>>
>>76235524
nice
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>>76235494
stroke primate
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>>76235524
did we get it?
>>
>>76235535

NEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDD
>>
>>76235430
Creating and planning a good life for my children is incredibly masculine.
>>
>>76235519
is you want white canals come to this general region lol. the canal neighborhoods are so white you can pick up the land and stick it in a printer
>>
>>76235565
If you're a pussy
>>
I want three to four kids.
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>>76235537
Picrel booger

>>76235540
I don't think they transfer at Jamaica, only the Oyster Bay line and a few others

>>76235545
Too wide, houses are boring mccapitalistjewzognocreativitykillwhiteyculture style
>>
>>76235532
>One minute people are calling each other cucks
>insinuating posters of other nationalities should lust for them
Never quite understood this whole thing myself, especially if you call sandpeople or poo-in-loos ugly they spend several minutes of their day posting pictures of their women to prove you wrong.
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>>76235590
*unsheathes suburbs*
>>
>>76235576
breeder
>>
>>76235590
What's Montauk like?
>>
>>76235558
more like a seizure lemur
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>>76235561
>dur hur being retarded is gut

>>76235565
True but many of your posts come off as feminine

>>76235570
I'd rather no one lived there but me and my family
>>
>>76235609
this makes me upset
>>
the next post will be bad
>>
The previous post was bad.
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>>76235619
>>
>>76235621
you honestly aren't going to find a canal area without people around it. canals equaled industry back in the day of steamboats, and people subsequently set up shop around them. sorry la. the ones around here are old af and so are the houses
>>
>>76235609
Not a fan, dismissed for consideration in the oyster stamp of approval section

>>76235612
beaches, big houses, lighthouses, spanish lawn services, comfy downtowns
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>>76235639
>>76235647
>>
>>76235639
>>76235647
Who was in the right?
>>
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I'm back to Marina posting
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>>76235689
How are you doing
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>>76235689
Mek Amurica grate agen?
>>
i was with my family and there is such a huge disconnect between generations.

my 10 yeard old cousins they were all talking about weaboo shit and me and other cousins were the only one to understand while the adults were weirded out i guess.
>>
>tfw when you and the squad are lookin like a damn football team
>>
>>76235729
wtf why are your cousins talking about that

my cousins that age talk about normal stuff
>>
found a new site for gba roms

yar har fiddle dee dee
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>Latino weeabos
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>>76235713
i just ate a bowl of cereal and i have the hunted feeling again

i'm also thinking about December 2015 and January 2016 when these were the hot new meme

>>76235718
yes
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is this accurate?
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>>76235778
gibe
>>
>>76235778
ive been using the same site for roms for like 10 years
>>
>>76235778
Do what you want cause a pirate is free!
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>>76235794
>ywn have a Trump supporting minority gf
Why even live?
>>
>>76235810

nintendo's been DMCAing emuparadise lately
>>
>>76235843
shiiiiiett, I just want to play Advanced Wars
>>
>>
When was the last time you were in a fight, /cum/? For me it was in senior year of high school.
>>
>>76235794
Yeah, brings back memories
>>
>>76235868
My first year of University
>>
>>76235880
Why? For me it was because someone implied that my mother was afflicted by lesbianism.
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>>76235841
>tfw unironically had trump supporting hispanic gf
She even posted here once, she got like nine (you)s from one post
>>
>>76235868

Summer going into sophomore year of high school. Only fight I've ever been in. Won handily I might add m8s.
>>
>>76235868
Last year, bloodied them, but I wound up breaking my wrist. Wasn't worth it.
>>
>>76235757

idk, i think a 10 yeard old cousin said she speaks japanese and we all started laughing because we knew which words she was gonna say
>>
>>76235893
I have a Hispanic gf but she didn't support Drumpf
>>
>>76235891
I was walking down the street and a large group of black people plus one white person were walking the other way. White guy randomly started shoving me before we both started throwing punches.
>>
>>76235868

Never been in a fight, never been punched in the face, most ive done is hit somebody in the face with my elbow accidentally (i didnt even realize she was touching my nipples and i shoved him so he would stop).
>>
i love alex jones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLy-pa5WNsU
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>>76235893
It's not fair
>>
>>76235921

>16 minutes

lol
>>
>>76235903
Well she started apolitical but her dad hated hillary and it rubbed off on her, we even went to Trump tower twice
>>
>>76235921
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1497845170987.webm
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>>76235868
some time in high school. someone playfully threw a rock at my testicles so I overreacted and tackled him and profusely apologized afterwards

since then the most I have ever done was restrain people. sometimes if they were big enough I would only restrain one limb of theirs
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>>76235893
I want a right-wing shitposter gf.
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>>76235928
Did you get taco bowls?
>>76235936
Sounds like you might be autistic, Bucks.
>>
>>76235913
sounds like a Toronto based uni
>>
>>76235948
having a racist female friend is not as fun as it would seem to you. mine is liberal but openly disparages black people in public. I tell her to stop and it makes me panic
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>>76235951
Yeah made some shitty jokes about asking the security where to buy trump steaks and tacos, they did have trump ice cream which was hilarious. He just stamps his name on everything, it's his gimmick
>>
>>76235961
Sounds like my kind of girl.
>>
>>76235961
But the opposite is like walking in an eggshell factory.
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>>76235955
It was
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>not making fun of random people in public with your gf
You're missing out one of lifes true simple joys
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>>76235951
I don't understand the line between 'playing' and 'fighting'. I've had people "playfully" try to put me in a headlock out of nowhere, then I punch them and they act all surprised, or when they "playfully" shove me over and over in the halls and I get aggressive to them in sports and they act all surprised, or when they "playfully" stomp on my face while I'm trying to sleep and they are shocked when I skin their shins, or when they "playfully" insult me and act like psychopathic assholes but when I kick them they act like I wronged them. I don't care. people always commit wrong under the guise of innocence
>>
>>76235921

that part where they show trump repeating what was on his show
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>tfw no gf
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>tfw no gf
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>>76235981
she gets easily mad at children too and she makes it loudly known. she makes the entire ground eggshells
>>
>>76236031
>>76236031
>>76236031
>>76236031
NEW
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>>76235621
ok
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