/brit/

anime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSq8ZBdSxNU

this came on in a club last night and i went full david brent, fantastic stuff

>>76233824
imagine her face when she sees you have an anteater dick instead of a nice cut jew cock

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anime

You just KNOW the bastard voted Tories

White people are the true victims of this terror attack. Think of the backlash we will face. I don't even feel safe going in to town tomorrow

>Says good night
>Sees her awful teeth
>kills self.

>shitty studio flat in london
>£210 a week

utter state of that place

my uncut cock is regularly called perfect and a 10/10
yanks especially drool over it

>>76233853
banger

>>76233837
in Nazi Germany they could identify Jews by their circumcised dicks
helps them blend in more in the USA

HE WUZ DRUNK. GOOD BOI TRYNNA GET HOME FROM CHURCH. WUZ GONNA BE A LAWYER OR SUM SHIZ

>>76233856
but i am cut, my foreskin was too tight

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the twitch gf

>>76233856
FOY
You pull the skin back before she sees it retard

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>>76233861
>pro circumcision
>astrologist
ahh yes

>>76233875
Post it

Having an anteater does come with its problems make no mistake. But at least it's natural

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>>76233824
It turns out, I have an ancestor who fought in the the American Revolution, even though he had only lived there for three years.

He's from a town called Beaconsfield, was thinking of visiting, anyone anon's been? Is it shit?

>>76233853
Normie

>>76233897
she can see all that bunched up skin behind the head, and she'll be SHOCKED when she ties to give you a handy and your foreskin comes back over the head kek
smiling in real life imagining this

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Is /brit/ now the place to be?

>>76233885
he should have killed more of them
the fire and now this, seems God has had enough

>>76233937
Like fuck anyone has

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>tfw wasn't a footfag until the last girl I was with asked me to suck on her toes while I was eating her out
>noticed how qt her feet were
>noticed how she got more pleasure from me sucking her toes than sucking her clit
women love it, you just can't be a freak about it

can't think of a worse generation in history than the baby boomers

>>76233925
http://imgur.com/a/IJTJN

What's craicing lads??

>>76233937
genuinely don't understand you lot and your obsession with heritage

imagine being so mentally fucking retarded that you cling to a relative from 300 years ago as your only source of self identity

yanks truly are a depressing and inferior species

>>76233929
"Does come with problems" none that cant be easily avoided. Sometimes finger and toenails become ingrown. Dunno why the yanks dont just rip them all off

>>76233993
t. anteater dick lmao

>>76233981
You could club a baby seal with that thing

>>76234002
yeah because we invented circumcision right. retard

>>76233985
Please speak the language of your country (english)

>>76233981
how long is that?

The race war's beginning isn't it

>>76234022
My command of the language surpases that of your lexicon.

>>76233991
actually found a very good answer on reddit

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/46rgeo/why_are_white_americans_so_obsessed_with_their/?st=j43idfj9&sh=f1224bab

> it's a mixture between insecurity and attempting to disguise ignorance of the globe by acting cultured.

>>76234017
>shoots own face
>at least you didn't invent the gun
>>76234033
YESSS

>>76233981
5/10 probably 5.5inches
notice how he's gripping his balls too, literally digging into his pelvic to make it look bigger
t.6.5in dick

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>>76234002
everyone in the civilized world is uncircumcised
never seen a girl who cares
and cutting your dick off as a baby makes it develop all shriveled and makes men more docile.
this yank is upset probably because his looks like a dried sausage with how scarred it is.

>>76234039

white people be like im 1/90th Cherokee lmao

>>76233981
>sitting cross legged with a hard cock

hahahah mate you're bent as fuck

>>76234046
>5.5inches
Yeah he's using angles but it's clearly bigger than 5.5 inches

someone post their tiny soft anteater dick so I can have a laugh

Do black americans smell like the africans we get here and in the uk?

*requisitions your house*

>>76233981
post it soft

>>76234079
a small car with an Irish plate once stopped in the middle of the road and like 8 black people got out. i dont know how theey fit inside

>>76234079
They usually smell like a black and mild half the time

>>76234079
even worse

>>76234088
You and I both lad. We think the cars work like that of the flintstones

>>76234079
smell like blunts and body odor

>>76234017
You certainly pioneered it in the developed world. A quick google will show you it was some nutter who thought masturbating was literally evil and made you go blind. He also happened to invent cornflakes. Thats literally why yanks started circumcising all boys. But now you keep doing it becuae it's pretty much cultural at this point. To a degree where certain females there find the prospect of an unmutilated penis gross. Haha silly yanks

>>76233885
/pol/ calling it out as a Jewish man who did it

>>76234079
yes I assume they sell cocoa butter in america

>>76234088
Graduates of clown college.

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she didn't deserve this, she was qt

>>76234099
Ive had both an uncut and cut cock for years and the feeling is almost the same

the worst part is having my head exposed more often, id rather be uncut, but not enough to care

>>76234119
>Ive had both an uncut and cut cock for years and the feeling is almost the same
you're lying

>black brits up north, in scotland and wales

majority assimilated, just act like any normal white guy

>black brits in london

aire mon, finna smoke some bluntz ma nigga yeah

Where did london go so wrong?

>>76234117
she looks like cara with downs syndrome and she 100% deserved it

>>76234117
no, she has FAS

Why are blacks smelly?


A black lad came up to me into the pharmacy (my work) and asked for hydrogen peroxide for his teeth.

>>76234099
t. baby anteater dick

>>76234124
Because their behaviour changes when they are in groups/alone

Their behaviour changes depending on their population relative to the general population too

>>76234123
>I'm lying

No I'm not. Don't really care enough to argue this further

>>76234084
>>76234046
http://imgur.com/a/g6Aid
>5.5 inches
stupid yank mong

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>>76233991
Not really obsessed, just surprised that my great whatever turncloaked on his country three years after leaving

Must be some shit desu

aire mon, finna smoke some bluntz ma nigga yeah

>>76234117

Roastie whore getting what she deserves.

>>76234131
I never notice blacks having their own smell, but Indians, ffs those shits smell like a spice cabinet and Christ help you if their in your apartment building

>>76234152
your clearly fucking bent you stupid faggot.

would smash your glass jaw in if I smelled your cock-breath within 30 feet of me.

Who the fuck sits cross legged and takes hard cock photos you complete gayboy

>>76234151
I don't really care, I'm mildly racist
>mfw sold him a bottle of 30% H2O2 and said use 3 times a day

>>76234152
soft you mong not 3/4ths erect

anda ballasta mun

>>76234131
different skin oils and cocoa butter

I eat quite modestly and yet I'm still gaining weight

hmm

>>76234152
mirin a tiny bit desu

>>76234132
My penis is near seven inches. The foreskin is only really noticable when i am completely unerect, even at 20% boner my head is fully exposed. Its a thing of natural beuty, thanks.

>>76234173
is that the advice you were supposed to give

>>76234170
All foreigners smell of weed oetz.

>>76234050
>and cutting your dick off as a baby makes it develop all shriveled and makes men more docile.
Yet most of the circumcisesd world is in Africa and the Middle East and their men are the opposite of docile.

>>76234172
>>76234174
really poor yank posts

>>76234186
see >>76233948 haha

Pretty much the whole world agrees at this stage that Indians are smelly, especially where they live and cook

my dick is 6 inches but it looks shorter because of how fat it is

>>76234194
If you want to destroy your tooth enamel in a month, it's solid advice

And the winner is...
*looks at the camera*

>>76234198
cut lads defend this

>>76234172
I take it for raging benders like you to furiously wank over, if I ever saw you I would break both your legs and arms and then fuck you to death

My dick is 7.5 inches but you wouldn't think to look at it

>>76234209
actual cunt
would you do the same to an english accent

>>76234208
>tfw skinny penis

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lads....

>>76234221
same, mine's 7.2 but because of a perky ballbag, it looks like 6" max haha VERY annoying

>>76234220
>Says the faggot taking cock shots cross-legged

FUCKING SCREECHING. why the fuck were you cross legged?

>>76234227
Show me a white man who'd brush his teeth with with a bleaching agent

love how the average in the west is a little over 5" yet everyone on 4chan has over a 7 inch cock

Why does everyone on /brit/ work in a call center and have a 7+ inch willy?

>>76234245
>the average in the west is a little over 5"
I really don't believe this is true

>>76234242
my dentist prescribed me hydrogen peroxide and told me to highly dilute it

>>76234245
No, it's just that the 5ers keep quiet because who really cares about a 5 inch cock?

Apply some critical thinking you RUNT, did you even attend tertiary education?

>>76234202
Thats funny, all the american girls i had sex with when i was in new york and california either didnt notice, or remarked what a nice dick i have. When i crossed the border to canada, where it's far less common, i actually spoke to a few girls that said they wont date american men with circumcised penis

>>76233872
>shitty 350 square foot studio in Denver
>1300/month
such is life

>>76234198
Muslims are incredibly fucked up mentally and have massive sexual insecurities, just look how Muslim and Christian Arabs compare in their temperament
they act like hormonal temperamental teens, ironically just like Yanks do

Africans usually get their dicks cut in adulthood/late teen years, which has less impact on childhood development as a result and the dick has already grown to adult size

>>76234266
>prescribed
Is he black?

>>76234237
I had one leg tucked in whilst I was sat on the couch you utter gimp, how is that remotely bent?And I am actually bent too.

>>76234272
is the situation worse in NYC?

>>76234268
howling, how sad do you have to be to sit and home, having never left the country, and type this out
no one wants your anteater dick here, sorry lad

>wake up
>log in to my 4chan account
>navigate to /brit/ to have some bantz with the lads about poos and slags
>instead there's a bunch of faggots talking about cut and uncut dicks

Honestly?

>>76234245
Or maybe only the people who are proud of their penis size post about it? Why would you mention your 5 inch dick?

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>Honestly?

>>76234245
I just read centimeters instead of inches.

>>76234285
No straight man would sit like that.

>And I am actually bent too

Makes it less funny, don't actually like bullying people about being gay if they really are

>>76234218
>>76234283
I'm not justifying it nor am I saying it's good. I'm only saying circumcision doesn't correlate to docility.

>>76233872
>1 bed flat in my London suburb
>£1300 a month

Screeching

can you all explain why I am clicking on images with random cocks?

>>76234294
would you rather we talk about politics or abortions?

>drunk guy driving down the road
>for whatever reason a bunch of people are stood in the road
>we're supposed to be sympathetic when they get run over

Can't make this up

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>No straight man would sit like that.

>>76234320
Cock are aesthetic as fuck. Im straight too

Was there another attack in London? RT on fb feed said a van mowed down some people

>>76234284
its a common treatment for teeth

>>76234347
yeah, muzzies at it again

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>>76234322
>I'm gonna drive down this road and if something happens to be in the way then that's just their fault

>big flaccid willy
>below average erect one

JUST

>>76234332
>>76234307
love your work la

Pros about my willy:
Have an average sized hard willy which I'm happy about

Cons:
Is an anteater
Very small when flaccid
Probably can't last very long (never tried yet)

>>76234360
ahaha

>>76234353
I'm only a locum

>>76234316
where?

>>76234365
many such cases

>>76234360
Laughed

>>76234315
just part and parcel of being a yank

http://slideplayer.com/slide/4555447/15/images/30/Complications+&+Problems.jpg

are you nice with me?

>>76234293
Mate, people outside america tend to travel outside their country. Return flight to new york can be bought for as little as £200. Is the prospect of someone visiting your country that ludicrous to you? Lots of brits go there specifically to have lots of sex with american girls. Its very easy with the accent. I had to do almost no work at all

>>76234312
Well if you say so
Do I have a nice cock at least?

>>76234379
still a cunt for destroying his teeth unless he was a full out trayvon

has anyone noticed that it is quite hot?

>>76234397
>Lots of brits go there specifically to have lots of sex with american girls
screaming. are they disappointed when their anteater dicks get rejected?

europeans and americans cross their legs in different ways

>>76233872

You can get a 4 bed terrace for £180 a week in my shithole northern town

Everyone should post their willies perhaps in the mouths of other lads just for laughs haha

just part and parcel is the new its the current year

>>76234417
>northern
>shitty
Pick one and only one

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What's going on in London lads?

>>76234405
He straight pulled up outside the shop in his 2015 s class merc taxi (more than likely paid by the state)

>>76234403
y-yes.

The north?

Oh, you mean the Kingdom of Wakefield?

not all white people

I like how the exact same shit happens in Sweden but no one cares because it's fucking Sweden.
https://www.rt.com/news/392278-sweden-refugees-nazi-car/

Makes you ponder.

>>76234411
Look im sorry your parents mutilated your penis when you were a baby. Im sure they do love you really. There's just no need to be this upset about it though. We're all here for you, and lotion will always be around. Dont sweat it

It amazes me guys can masturbate so often in a single day. After I achieve that one orgasm, I become so tight, it's unbearable to even try for a second orgasm.

>>76234288
yes it costs around $2k per month

praise kek shadilay

>>76234436
Thank you x :3

>>76234431
Not much, It's a bit hot though. Why do you ask?

It's almost daylight outside lads and I;m still pissed. I've work at 9
Here's to handing out the wrong prescriptions

Ship patrol once.
[–]FuckYouWithAloha 27 points 18 hours ago
Living quarters were small. About 36 Marines to an area the size of 2-3 college bedrooms. Seriously. Bunkbeads stacked in 3 or 4 and enough room in the aisle for one person to walk through at a time.
You do get tired of seeing the same people everyday, but they're your brothers. Only you can fuck with them, so even if you're in each other's nerves you still care about each other.
I did get lonely. I learned to love reading. I did think about my friends from back home having fun in college. I don't think my social life was stunted because I still had a lot of fun, went to over 10 countries, got paid to do it, and partied harder in the Corps than I did in college. I miss it every day.

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*drives toward you*

>>76234459
love that monged out twink
would really love two big cocks in my mouth right now

>>76234460
>i'm the one who is upset
I'm not the one typing literal paragraphs out to justify my anteater dick to someone on an anime imageboard fucking kek. you sound very sad and insecure about your hooded cock

>>76234449
idk how people can expect everyone to just sit back and let this endless stream of bullshit go on forever
shit like this will only become more common as people just stop caring.

time for bed
night lads x

>>76234449
>no one was injured

Who cares?

>The NEET posting at 4am on a monday morning gets loads of sex in the US and canada

oh my days

>>76234515
howling

hello
my name is Diana

>>76234515
iz de smeksie aksent wie al haff!

howling at the thought of a vehicle war between rorkes and rasheeds where they try to get the hightest score by driving their automobiles into crowds of people

the utter state of the 'ited 'dom

>>76234268
Canadians cut their dicks just as much as we do
idk about Quebec though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz9jdP-3FvM

rip 12.5 g amber leaf

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lads is there a name for this, I'm not scared of heights as in if I go to the top of the skyscraper and look over the side, I won't care

but if I do something like pic related, I'll be shitting myself, is it called vertigo or what

>>76234492
You're the one who came here talking about it and have pictures saved mate. Thats some pretty heavy projection you got there. Was yours a botched job?

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>love your work la

>>76234495
>shit like this will only become more common as people just stop caring.
nah
the less people car, the less it'll happen

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>he doesn't watch anime

imagine being british

grim

HATE circumcision, really upsets me, all those beautiful cocks getting scared and withered, those poor lads not being able to have properly pleasurable wanks

>>76234555
I think it's about 30%, while america is closer to 80%, like fundamental religious countries in africa and the middle east

>>76234555
>Canadians cut their dicks just as much as we do
untrue
think its like 30% nation wide and under 10% for younger generations

I'm uncircumcised but I've never been able to wank without some kind of lube

>>76234592
good thing i'm not
i'm something far, far more dire

https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/6hxe14/bodies_of_7_missing_us_sailors_found_in_damaged/dj1wzqr/

redditor finds out his brother died today

>get fired weeks ago
>become a NEET
this is heaven
if only the weather was better

>>76234616
How?

>>76234619
You know he wrote that comment exclusively for the up votes

>>76234624
were*

open the door

>>76234594
I use spit and vegetable oil, fucking mint

Business idea: sell merchant shipping to China so that they can ram the defenceless US navy

>>76234594
all we can do it help them out, with our mouths

>>76234641
I was just going to say this >>76234647
it's the least we can do.

business idea: rob paul to pay peter

>>76234633
sauce m8 pls

>>76234635
I can't get any kind of smooth motion going, I quite honestly don't know how people do it

Will have to watch a vid of a guy wanking himself off sometime

>>76234601
>>76234612
damn googled it and it seems i was wrong
foreskin still makes your dick ugly and unsanitary though

just watched the putin interviews

https://yesmovies.to/movie/the-putin-interviews-season-01-21051/666903-14/watching.html

highly recommend it lads

>>76234679
parts that's stuck out to you?
quick rundown?

>>76234679
>the putin interviews
Any use is it?

the only place anyone cares about foreskin is on 4chan
should rename it to 4skinchan hahaha. gay cunts

>>76234667
which subreddit lad

>>76234671
are you serious? your cock is probably hideously scarred and the head is dried and withered, and if you only wash once a month then yeah, it might be unsanitary, considering you're a yank, that's probably the case

>>76234667
we don't have any more than 2 or 3 kids, most of us have none or 1

t. redneck

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>ban guns
>knife crime explodes

>ban knives
>stick crime explodes

>ban sticks
>lorry crime explodes

bravo britain

Haha lads!

https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/876595211664859136

>>76234695
say that to my face sweaty and then we'll see who's the gay cunt xxx

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>foreskin still makes your dick ugly and unsanitary though

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She's right you know

absolutely ended nibelsnarf
should've used my barrel bombs a bit better but the runt still bit the dust

>>76234690
Oliver Stone interviewed Putin from 2015 to 2017 and got full access to his official residence, private jet, Kremlin offices etc. He opens up about a lot of personal stuff but the later episodes contain his views on things of consequence like the DNC hacking, Ukraine, etc.

>>76234693
Thought it was great desu

>>76234711
>4 times the murder rate

>>76234667
the points distribution is heartbreaking

>>76234734
hate black activists so much

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>>76234734
>Make Britain Brown Again

>>76234671
Any level of unsightlyness percieved by yourself or fellow citizens is purely cultural and specific only to the USA. That being said, i didn't see any of that sentiment when i had sex with women there.

>>76234734
wouldn't mind stabbing her to death with a pencil x

>>76234750

>20 times the nigger rate

>>76234750
>BUT BUT BUT BUT NOT REAL AMERICA BLACKS FAKE STATS

>>76234695
don't be so salty because your cock is mutilated

>>76234734
looks to have decent chebs
shame she's black

>>76234734
only reason black people care about this sort of utter nonsense is because they have no other "culture" to speak of
>hurr dreadlocks and ass shaking are the core of our culture!

need a bf badly

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>>76234734

>make Britain brown again

What?

>>76234734
ah yes, mentally ill non-whites in a white country

>>76234768
good work
>>76234765

>>76234671
>makes your dick ugly and unsanitary though
>unsanitary though
Are you so fucking stupid that you can't clean your dick?
Is this the reason for circumcision? Fat americans are so fucking silly that they can't roll a foreskin back and wash? You're a fucking eejit and you probably habe that stupid fucking "HER BRO" accent to go along with it. Buy yourself a fucking rope you mong,

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>>76234760

>>76234734
howling at the rorkes incapable of hiding their abject bigotry

damn england back at it again with the white vans

love big tits and big dicks

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>howling at the rorkes incapable of hiding their abject bigotry

i died to the intro boss on nier automata in one hit and now i have to do it again
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>76234711

BE A MAN, PARK THAT VAN

DROP THE WORRY, SELL THAT LORRY

>>76234788
not even lying my ex dated this mexican dude and she said the foreskin made his dick dirtier

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me on the right
curls for the gurls

>>76234823
Good one retard

I've got below-average reflexes and even I passed it first go

why are people treating grenfell like it's a conspiracy?

>>76234842
so did i, but i started a new game and died this time
i tried to dodge through the saws in their horizontal sweep attack and got annihilated

>>76234838
She's just saying that to make you feel better hun xoxox

>>76234843
labour grasping at straws

>>76234843

JET FUEL DOESNT MELT STEEL

>>76234667
r*ddits really gone off the deep end lately

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>>76234841
This you?

feel sorry for this yank
he's utterly devastated that his parents mutilated his cock for no reason and he's desperately trying to convince himself it's not a national, cultural horror

>>76234843
non-whites are involved
must be racism that killed them somehow

>>76234564
>You're the one who came here talking about it
wrong
>have pictures saved mate
wrong

>le projection
ah yes. nah, it's pretty clear you're insecure

My gf is away on holiday with friends. She's been telling me she's been grinding with loads of men and stuff. I'm not allowed to cum till she gets back which would make it over a week since I last saw her. I've been edging abit since she left and my balls are ready explode. She said I can suck her toes while I jizz everywhere. Can't wait. Any recommendations to how to make this experience even more pleasurable?

>>76234871
>expecting autismo yank not be retarded

>>76234838
Yeah i heard mexicans arent so great at washing.

I'm not an Islamophobe, I'm an anti-Muslim bigot, get it right. I don't fear Muslims, I hate them.

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birdcucks are up

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Reminder that only your first attempt counts

>>76234870
what kind of cunt would take a picture of this?

>>76234871
>even bothering to acknowledge the obsessed pro-circumcision yank crusader

>>76234900
link

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>I don't fear Muslims, I hate them.

>>76234886
Buy a gun, place in mouth facing towards top of skull, blow brains out

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the quintessential british kebab shop experience

>>76234919
https://www.humanbenchmark.com/

>>76234873
Ask yourself how someone in a continent filled with uncircumcised men could be insecure about being uncircumcised. Now ask yourself how you were stupid enough to make such a statement to begin with

>>76234922
fuck off my fetish is entirely healthy as people have been doing this shit for millennia and im not hurting anyone

i dont control her in any way and i love her to death.

>>76234900
Nah.
Unless you are using mnemonic techniques you can't improve those stats by practice.

You might improve a bit for over a few tries but you hit a wall very quickly.

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>>76233991
I'm a first generation American, both my parents are Polish immigrants. I go to Poland, I speak Polish, my parents speak Polish at home, I learned all the customs and traditions of being Polish, and a DNA test I took told me I'm 100 European from Eastern Europe. I'm obviously American by birth but you can fuck yourself if you think I'm going to shy away from saying I'm Polish if someone asks me what I am

>>76234843
The 24-hour news cycle combined with the authorities' need to be reasonable

Like the people who live there know there's about 500 who were in the building and 200 accounted for. The death toll isn't "about 50." It's not being reported that way out of malice, but it's complicated

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>>76234734
frightening

where are the professors to be like "hey, you're fucking stupid, i'm failing you"

>>76234964
>I'm obviously American by birth but you can fuck yourself if you think I'm going to shy away from saying I'm Polish if someone asks me what I am
MUH

You lads got any good ASMR

>>76234871
when i first discovered /brit/ it made me miss my foreskin, but phimolad has convinced me that circumcision is the way to go

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>ASMR

>>76234965
With the recent london thing, normie paki footy lads who are basically alright see a steady diet of "kill all the pakis" online posts by rorke retards constantly signalboosted on their social media because that's how tribalism works

>>76234979
>civic nationality is someones only identity
wew

>>76234974
this is what happens when you have a financial incentive to take in loads of students on no-materials courses

>>76234995
I'll get yours and mine rubbing together and I'll make you miss it again

>>76234999
nah
that's not me

Ah yes a Muslim van attack in Leicester barely made news yet this will make national news

>>76234955
it makes sense considering how you were typing fucking paragraphs, made up stories about you traveling america and fucking girls with your anteater dick lmao. I don't know why you're insecure about it, but it seems you are. and you're still fucking replying to me trying to justify it to yourself on an anime imageboard at 4 in the morning
absolute state of you

>>76234956
Holy shit, you're a massive faggot!
HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAH

hope this stupid fat cunt dies

>>76234964
you are a fucking dope for thinking that that circumstance and someone claiming and taking pride in their long long distance relatives action 300 years ago. funnily enough, I reckon you just did it to bring up your heritage.

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fat chick i pumped and dumped

>>76235012
just banter
to drunk to care desu

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'me 'f

>>76235018
It's gone international lad

>>76234995
You rather cut off a piece of your manhood than spend a few weeks stretching it? Also, not everuone gets phimosis, in fact, it's quite rare to get it severe enough to consider a circumcision. Sort of like never driving a car because you might crash it one day.

>>76235045
you seem like a stand-up guy

>>76234990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY3-NUrwQng

listening to Aztec death whistles while I sleep

cannot believe someone is so upset because someone else claimed girls he will never ever meet or even know exist may or may not have said they prefer one cock to another

mental

can we get a filipino perspective on circumcision? my friend told me they cut off his foreskin when he was like 10

>>76235045
what the fuck is wrong with you

>>76235096
he's czech you yank melt

>>76235022
Ive had sex with four american girls, two canadian. I literally could not care less whether you believe me, and the fact you are so insistent i am lying really means you're being insecure. It's classic projection, it's almost as if you're doing it intentionally haha.

>>76235096
My gf gets a filipina perspective on my foreskin lmao

>>76235104
>>76235064
fuck off

why would you respect pump and dumps?

>>76235049
why is she eating brains?

I don't know if these sounds I'm hearing are real

>>76235119
>racemixing
degenerate

>>76235126
>wanted to fuck
how did you pump??

if you do want fwb lmk x

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>>76235126
They wouldn't be pump and dumps if you respected them.

did you lads pass notes in class in primary school?

>>76235045
Do you not have a mother?

sharting at these leafs LARPing as brits
you're american you fools LMAO

>>76235075
This is so uncorfortable...

>>76235159
no

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average pakistani cricket fan gf

>>76235138
Alri there tendies

>>76235118
>I literally could not care less whether you believe me
you very clearly do as you are STILL responding to me. yeah, it sure would be rational to believe some neet on 4chan at 4am has fucked tons of american girls and they all loved his anteater cock lmao. being rational not insecure, simple as

>>76235164
all me

>>76235183
The average pakistani in the uk is inbred

>>76235192
>>76235118
both of you two are cringeworthy as fuck

>>76235214
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>>76235221
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>>76235221
New

>>76235192
Im still replying to you because it's amusing to me. This level of delusion. Its sad at the same time though since yiu might have a son one day and you'll probably mutilate his penis. And that makes me sad. Very sad indeed.

>>76235249
yeh you don't seem upset or anything, typing out gigantic made up stories in order to convince yourself your cock is okay lmao