Americans call their father 'sir'

>>76230149
>fathers microwave their sons when they don't call them 'sir'

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>american fathers tip their sons everytime they call them "sir"

>>76230149
you are literally a piece of shit if you adress you progenitor anything else than "father"

>americans put their father in the fridge

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American fathers decide to mutilate their sons penises for no reason

>>76230149
This is false. We only call them sir when we are wearing shoes. When we want to meet our father indoors, we promptly take our shoes off before addressing them as 'dad'.

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>>76230186
>>76230220
>>76230269
>>76230474
YOU CANNOT

>>76232562
Ok but when do you give them the mandatory tip?

>>76230186
My brother made that mistake. I miss him.

>be american dad
>get shot by your son before he can walk

>>76230269
Where else would keep them?

>>76232562
Do you wear them after putting it in the microwave or before the fridge?

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>>76230149
you don't call him señor?
i call him by senhor and pai

no one does that the only time it's expected is if youre in court or something

>>76232849
Where I live people do that all the time.

>>76232676
We tip our mothers 25% for bad service or 40% for good service when they make us a meal, but not our fathers.
>>76232765
No, you've got it wrong. The microwave is for storing shoes and socks. We only use the fridge for extra foreskin storage.

>>76232562
Are you supposed to immediately put your shoes back on afterwards?

>>76230149
fuq you talkin' on, boi

>>76234145
I think he is talking about Americans that have fathers involved in their lives not deadbeat dads or those with fathers in prison.