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Braaaap

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anime

animeim

>>76226369
muff means fanny too
pubes are pubes nothing else simple as

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sophie

muff: vagina
minge: female pubes

simple as

actually, sweatshops are good for everyone involved

>it's a "guys argue over what women find attractive" episode

*reveals my power level*

we're not a fucking hivemind you bloody mongs
and, if I'm being honest, I quite like my men to be charming and entertaining
looks don't really come into it much unless you're hideous
and height is fine so long as you're not shorter than me

>>76226366
the bankers

leftypol is _______

>>76226405
ginge minge (coloration of her sugar walls apparently)

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>autismoyank thinks 'minge' means pubes and not vagina
can't fucking breathe

>>76226427
omg it's a GIRL
lads
lads

just realised Tony Robinson and Jasper Carrott are not the same person

>>76226427
>and height is fine so long as you're not shorter than me
height isnt fine then is it? dumb roastie

got some minge trapped between my teeth

Fanny in America is a really benign and family friendly term for buttocks. Parents will often use the word fanny to young children instead of butt because of how mild of a term it is.

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I was out for a long hike today when I saw my first ever wild snake, lads! Pic related. It's an Adder too, not a grass snake. It could have bit me and made me feel a bit unwell, if I'd let it. It was in a remote part of the valley sunning itself in the middle of the road. We both got a fright. It slithered off into the grass. I was really pleased about this for some reason.

Rate it. Rate my snek.

>ywn be in year 7 again
>ywn watch porn with the lads again
>ywn insult someone by telling them they don't have pubes
>ywn discover porn games on newgrounds for the first time
>ywn experience your first crush again
I WANT TO GO BACK

>>76226489
sounds painful for whoever's vagina it is

It's fuggin hot lads

I'm melting

>>76226427
find posts like this quite unattractive

shes getting weirder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb4qOkjv_WY

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>>76226427
>listen bro, looks don't matter. You just gotta be yourself

>30 year old virgin yank telling me what my slang means
>projecting that everyone is as pathetic as he is
almost feel sorry for this cretin

it's still TOO FUCKING HOT

>>76226464
made of people

>>76226503
Sounds fucking shit, get a grip

>>76226502
very nice

>>76226486
I'm 5'8
any guy who's shorter than me is a literal midget
and even then, 5'8 is pushing it a bit

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Need an office gf

>>76226427

you're attracted to what gives your offspring the best evolutionary advantage

that means dominance - physical, social, financial

need a gf

>>76226547
average male height is 5'9" dumb roastie

>>76226519
if you respected your elders you wouldn't be embarrassing yourself by thinking minge is the same thing as muff

>>76226503
>porn games on newgrounds

ah yes
went back recently for a nostalgia wank

>>76226503
>first crush tried to ask me out in year 7
>I thought she was joking
it hurts lads

>>76226461
congratulations on such a milestone

>>76226525
*spits on you to cool you down*

>>76226530
wasnt a very good post

>>76226477
one's a brummie the other one is from a smaller version of brum down south

need a Welsh and/or Scottish gf

>>76226427
t. tranny

>>76226541
Marks out of ten? for the record, it was about a foot long.

bollocks is actually another name for the glans of the penis, it's true check wikipedia

>>76226502
>this is nature in the UK

ffs

>>76226427

tits or GTFO

>>76226563
if you include non-whites and old people sure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2wZAxbAvxk


very good vid

how stigmatic is signing up on a proper dating site lads?

>>76226563
but that's because of loads of chinese innit

>>76226598
very nice / 10

well well well

looks like i wont be spending the night alone :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7qL7zvJ0r4

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>>76226547
>pretending to be a girl

>>76226584
thats not very nice

>>76226564
shut up you virgin I'm 22 but I've had more life experience and am wiser than you

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any hoxhaist man in

>>76226600
sunbathing snek

>>76226502
Literally found a snake egg in the long grass in the field where I walk my dogs the other day

>>76226502
What's his name?

why do people on /a/ capitalize and punctuate their posts properly like they do?
>>>/a/158647276
this thread for example. genuinely once got called stupid for not using correct punctuation (i was shitposting anyways but still)
>>76226599
hello leftypol

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>>76226600
>this is nature in the US

>>76226599
Bellend and knob are synonyms for glans penis.

>>76226608
don't think the janitor would appreciate that

>>76226502
What the fuck? Where do you live? Didn't know British sneks were that big

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>been 7 years since left secondary school
>still majorly hung up on interactions and exchanges that happened back then because I have done absolutely nothing since
>everyone I went to school with has since been to uni, made a million new friends, been through countless gfs/bfs, graduated, got careers, married etc

it is important that I die; the world needs cleansed of my patheticness

>>76226651
How do you know it was a snake and not bird egg

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>in Brighton last week
>text an ebony whore to come to my hotel room
>she doesn't want to
>wants me to come to her several miles away
>I don't have my car
>fuck that
>shall I get a taxi?
>she ends me pic related
>I decline

Did I do well, lads?

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>I've had more life experience and am wiser than you

macron wins an absolute majority in the french parliamentary elections lads

>>76226502
10/10 quality snek

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its no longer an abstract notion

>>76226547
How does it feel to have a completely distorted perception that flies in the face of statistical realities? You probably have some other unrealistic standards that are only applicable to a small minority of men while not even being that attractive yourself.

>>76226713
googled it

A breeze would be bloody lovely tbqh

>>76226740
t. virgin

>>76226731
good news for us radical centrists

>>76226674
pretty pathetic banter. really reaching hard

let the brits take care of the banter

hiss hiss

>>76226632
was talking about my post

didnt profit a healthy return

>>76226714
Looks like a tranny. You did great.

>>76226740
The Virgin Post

>>76226690
It's only like a foot long. It woke up and was all like "what the f-" then ran off into the grass.

>>76226567
good lad, this one was my personal favourite
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/501216

Imagine being a dog or some other animal and having to do everything with your face

>>76226771
Oh thats alright then.

>>76226803
what does a dog need to do that would require hands though

@763
FOY
hows that for banter u wasteman

Business idea: pretend to be a girl on 4chan and call anyone who doubts your claim a virgin

>>76226803
>he doesn't do everything with his face

What a runt

>>76226690
it's 2ft bro lmao it's a tiny snek

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serious accident involving google maps car

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4chan is in late-stage capitalism

leftypol: "minge means vagina, muff means pubes"
rightypol: "minge and muff both mean vagina"
radical centrist: "minge means pubes, muff means vagina"

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>radical centrism

smoking a zoot

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>>76226712
>>still majorly hung up on interactions and exchanges that happened back then because I have done absolutely nothing since
>>everyone I went to school with has since been to uni, made a million new friends, been through countless gfs/bfs, graduated, got careers, married etc

>>76226661
Sir Nigel Cholmondely-Warner, seventeenth Earl of Wessex.

>>76226757
>>76226792

Double-posting won't make you look smarter or better in general.

>>76226845
as always, the radical centrist take is the worst

>>76226837
whats tomatter with you

>>76226826
Telegrams n shit

>>76226867
hello leftypol

>>76226863
t. virgin

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>>76226863
good thing that was someone else then eh?
you dumb kraut

>>76226731
so le pen or melenchon will win in 2022

good news

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26.7C in my room

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my future paki wife
say hello to her

>>76226826
waggle their willies

>>76226863
the virgin post 2

>>76226900
we need more bull pepes

i've been naked literally all day
i could get used to this

>>76226858
Sounds fancy

>>76226891
>not using the Tommorrow theme
alri runt?

>>76226904
Hello

Had to drink John smiths tonight, Ran out of larger

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>>76226502

>>76226933
>le dark and edgy theme
you know that's actually worse for your eyes, right?

what flag do I have?

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Just picked up this monster. Thoughts?

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>Toil at morn

>>76226925
innit blud, haven't worn a shred of clothes except to go to the shop and I did the 't shirt over the shoulder until i got to the door of the shop' walk

>>76226953
no need to justify your runtiness to me buddy

>>76226826
Nothing obviously because they don't have hands you utter breadbin

hate yanks
hate fat people
hate tories
love gfs
love eggs
muslims may stay
sikhs may cuck me

>>76226863
>posts are made within a minute of each other
>double post
i don't think so hans

>>76226976
>donner meat

disgusting

anime sneks > real sneks

>>76226976
Phwoar, pakis make the best junk food

>>76226891
A bitch that goes to a Chinese cartoon forum to get validation from starved and desperate virgins because she doesn't get it from somewhere else won't be that pretty. Just think about it.

>>76226992
'sheed

>>76226976
It's almost as big as my willy

>>76226990
so whats the issue with using your face for everything then
if you're a dog

>>76226990
>utter breadbin
>breadbin
>joke slang for brother
what are you smoking la?

>>76226934
salam walequm

>>76226992
Genuinely amazing post, could have been made by me

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>>76227006
good post

>>76227045
and what

>>76227040
>actually believing that post was made by a girl

oi mate, can I bum a fag?

>>76227040
now picture the runtoid who angrily attacks her on said forum without provocation

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>>76227040
>bitch
feck off yank

>>76226405
Norf Norf

Can't tell me arse from me willy and I can't tell me bollocks from me bell end.

>>76227062
i want to fug this snek

>>76227040
the virgin argument

can't tell me minge from me muff

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>>76226405
That figure.

>>76226976
>donner """""meat""""""

>>76226992
well said

>>76227040
even more autistic than me and i rp as a paki to get (You)s from rorkes

thank science I live in a country that doesnt' care about laws ftmp haha

cause if we did, I'd have lost my license years ago

>have to drive 40km to work itm

>>76227097
peace is a lie; there is only passion

*some dust falls on your desk*
*you look up, confused*
*squeals and scampers back into the air vent as you stare in horror*
*several runty faces peer down at you from the hole before scampering away*

*shits and pisses everywhere, literally everywhere, its covered, all of it*

>>76226976
thats a coke not a monster haha

>>76226712
>be 28
>attended fourteen weddings over the past four years
>been best man at three
>all of my close friends are married now
>meanwhile I've never had a gf for longer than three months

In fairness I've been doing most of the breaking up BUT it was because they were all vile cunts.

Just can't find a sensible woman these days. I make good money and want to start a family ffs.

>>76226763
Don't bully him, he's trying his best.

>>76227117
I had a donner kebab in an actual turkish restaurant in turkey, it was actually nice. why can't they make the ones here like the ones in fancy turkish restaurants

>>76226740
>>76226863
>>76227040
the state of germany

>>76227040
>5 (you)s within 2 minutes

More please.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13226071

http://www.strawpoll.me/13226071

http://www.strawpoll.me/13226071

http://www.strawpoll.me/13226071

http://www.strawpoll.me/13226071

>>76227132
Terrible post
Kys

>>76227052
Maybe their minds outstrip their bodies. Maybe they want hands.

doing a poo (in bed)

>>76226845
minge and muff both mean pubes

fanny is vagina

Beautiful Salford
https://youtu.be/Cj8yyeUMkiA?t=41s

>>76227194
brainlet

Got the fan aimed directly at my bollocks

>>76227211
*sniffs and pushes glasses up nose*
actually if you check the online definitions, 'fanny' refers to the north side of the pubic mound

>>76227132
good post
>>76227195
FOY

>>76227208
Lest we forget

*strolls into thread*
alri

Bossman at the local kebabby always has Turkish footy on when I go to see him on Saturdays. Once got into an argument about Islam with him when I was pissed and started saying how much I hate pakis and he agreed with me about pakis lmao but said I was misunderstood about Islam.

Yogscast legit used to be amazing, now they're literally the cbeebies of YouTube

Shadow of Israphel was the absolute dogs bollocks

I despise fat women so much
It's NEVER their fault it's muh metabolism muh genetics diets don't work I've tried every diet there is waah wah

>>76227208
is this about jontron?

1/2/4 = 1/0.5 = 2

Dickhead

How come /brit/ is so fast

>>76227208
change radical islam to leftypol

change minecraft youtubers to rorkes

change you to /brit/

Muff doesn't mean vagina or pubes. It means vulva and mons.

>>76227281
you're overthinking the meme

*walks into thread*
*sees irelad*
*turns around*
ye nah

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x's adventures in minecraft, lads

>>76227262
Ah alright lad, we're all out here
*gestures to a door*
*you thank me and I slam it shut and lock it once you go through*
Another one for the farm

>>76227278
I want you to read your own post, you saddest case

>>76226731
>le pen won her first ever seat
nige will win his first seat in the next election too

>>76227286
uh no
you do it left to right
why are you solving 2/4 first?
it's not in brackets

1/2 = .5
.5/4 = .125 = 1/8
mong

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Gf just sent me this lads

>>76227319
you're not wrong desu

> Third, we will be taking a tougher stance on videos that do not clearly violate our policies — for example, videos that contain inflammatory religious or supremacist content. In future these will appear behind an interstitial warning and they will not be monetised, recommended or eligible for comments or user endorsements. That means these videos will have less engagement and be harder to find. We think this strikes the right balance between free expression and access to information without promoting extremely offensive viewpoints.

based google
PJW's career is OVER

>>76227288
because there's lots of people from other countries who insist on trying to talk to us

>>76227317
>little does he realise that was my mirror image
heh, nicd try, kid
*teleports behind u*

Why is Ireland considered to be a poor country? Smh we are richer than the English in mind, body, wisdom and spirit. Dublin is x10 more technologically advanced than any English city.

>>76227361
dont care

>>76227320
Doubt it desu, the UKIP meme is dead

>>76227333
wrong

So if I had the following:

1
---
8x
---
4

What would you say the answer is?

>>76227376
you mean west britain

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why does tim look like he has been caught in the headlights when he is taking the photo himself?

>>76227338
MOMMY MOMMY BABY WANTS MILKY

>>76227382
not true
UKIP voters all went tactical for the snap election and will return to their party at the next GE

A half divided by 4 is 1/8, pls stop bickering

>>76227404
delete this mate

>>76227395
what does that even mean

>>76227382
it is right now but brexit negotiations start literally in the morning
a lot can change in 18 months

>>76227404
look at the runt try to flex hahahahaha

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>>76227338

CHEBS

>>76227376
shhhhh be quiet you fool
HAHAH NO LAD WE'RE JUST POOR CATHOLIC FARMERS. Pakis and blacks should go to rich rich england instead

>>76227410
>when yo mom comes into yo room without knockin xd

>>76227410
He's a man with a severe mental illness what do you want him to look like?

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>>76227416

>>76227440
1/8x/4

It's 1/2x.

Have never actually punched anyone in my life because by the time my fist reaches where their body is they've already been atomised by the incoming shockwave

Anyone had microwave kebab meat from farmfoods? Absolutely shocking

going to become gay for 2 minutes lets see how that goes

Bit skinnyfat, might start doing the ol pushups

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>eating anything muslims makes for you

really hate this about Brits

>>76227498
find it shocking that anyone would ever buy that runt slop

Feeling bad for you lads without AC there.

Comfy 20C here.

Think I might have the ole 'tism lads.

>>76227410
Has anyone alerted medical services abot him? Genuinely worried about him.

https://twitter.com/nazrullali/status/876521144127500290

Wish I was a paki lad from a hardscrabble english industrial city desu

haze dere fat bags

FUCK DESUARCHIVE YOU SHITTY ARCHIVE WHY WON'T YE WORK

Hate muslims
Hate wogs
Hate pakis
Hate foreners
Hate special needs
Hate the left
NOT racist just dont like them
Simple as
Love pints

>>76227533
ah yes the sharia police

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IMAGINE MY SOUPRISE when GEWGLE is collaborating with the MAYNE STREAM METEOR to CENSOR THE ULT-RITE on YEWTEWB

>Italy
best food in the world
>sweden
rotten fish is considered a delicacy

hate germanic subhumans
love real europeans

>>76227515
remember back to the summers where i had no AC and since i lived on the top floor it was at least 35 degrees in the room every night

didnt wanna open the window, as well, cause spoidahs

Very Important strawpoll:
Rorkes and Rasheeds not allowed to partake

http://www.strawpoll.me/13226133

http://www.strawpoll.me/13226133

http://www.strawpoll.me/13226133

>>76227498
>farm foods
lad

>>76227395
Normally you draw one of the lines longer to indicate which one takes precedence.

>If, in a complex fraction, there is no clear way to tell which fraction lines takes precedence, then the expression is obviously improperly formed, because of ambiguity.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fraction_(mathematics)#Complex_fractions

But if you insisted, I'd follow the same convention that programming languages etc. use and just go through it left-to-right (or, in this case, top-to-bottom).

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Gf just smoke signalled me this lads

>>76227585
both would piss me off the same amount (not at all) so i didn't vote x

honestly didnt feel any different so i cant recommend or not recommend it
im straight again now

>>76227533
>those "tag Tommy Robinson xD" runts

>>76227581
>hate germanic subhumans
alri calm down goldenberg

big bums
big boobs
big benises

>>76227533
>https://twitter.com/nazrullali/status/876521144127500290
>votes labour
heh

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>>76227579
new rule one: anime

>>76227485
no it fucking isn't

you rearrange to 1/8 * x/4
which is x/32

Why did they put that Bart Simpson willy bit in the Simpsons movie? Bit weird

>>76227498
Yeah I actually thought it was pretty nice but I cooked it in the oven not the 'wave

>>76227518
We all do that's why we post here haha


ALSO GET THE FUCK OUT OF /BRIT/ YOU FUCKING YANK PIECE OF SHIT DO NOT POST HERE, TALK TO US OR ENGAGE WITH OUR PEOPLE ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD.

>>76227498
>>76227514
>>76227587

Fuck off literal billionaires

business idea VERY cold(frozen) water

>caralad is an anime autismo
NOT happy about this

>>76227622
salt

>>76227664
REECE

>>76227636
Hollywood is run by nonces

>>76227552
Cambridge by any chance?

>>76227498
they're alri

I am a god.

>>76227632
is man trying to gas me?

Am im northern Ireland lads
People here eat sausage rolls in a bap
mad

>>76227636
it's a cartoon m8

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you arrive in london in the year 2018

the justice for grenfell protests are finally over and jeremy corbyn has taken his seat as PM

>>76227664
Got me all white 'fluxes, skinny jeans and me gold watch. Lets fuckin 'ave it

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opinions on the Heygate Estate?

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>>76227680

>>76227664
aint this that bloke who died in manchester?

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>>76227498
>farmfoods

Those still exist? I remember buying sausagerolls there. It was a pack of 50 and said no frills on it sort of like this.

I shop at Farmfoods, aldi, asda, Tesco, sainsburys, Morrison's, m&s, Waitrose. Makes no difference to me, I am the radical centrist of supermsrkets

>>76227720
I hope he requisitioned that big unused building right there

>>76227715
In NZ they eat meatpies between two slices of thw cheapest white supermarket bread and call it a meatpie sandwhich.

>>76227741
no you fucking newfag

>>76227664
>>76227739
hahaha alri deano me and smiffy were going to do fifa later

>>76227727
I wonder if anyone from it moved to grenfell

>>76227743
Those spinach portions are literally as good as any other frozen spinach portions.

>>76227761
err no that's a wigan kebab

>>76227715
do they not have greggs?

>>76227762
calm down fragile white man

I shop at Waitrose, Aldi and the local butchers and greengrocers

IT'S HOT

TOO HOT

Opened the window to try and get some air in but there's no wind

Also little bugs keep flying in and landing on me

What a fucking nightmare this is

>>76227789
We don't even have meatpies like they do, what are you talking about?

>in before pukka """pies"""

>Americans will never experience the simple joy of taking your dick out and rolling back your foreskin on a hot night

>>76227807
middle class as fuck

>>76227813
just pop the ac on like we do here
oh wait...

I'm an incredibly holy person

>>76227761
We do that in the North as well, with a bit of tomato sauce on it

>>76227787
Buying them didn't make me feel good. I hate that feeling when you buy something and you know that literally only poor people buy this.

>>76227777
checked

>>76227820
Thatchers Britain init m8

>half 11
>still 24 fucking degrees next to my bed
its not right lads

>>76227820
Are you me?

>open window for a breeze
>no breeze just a literal biblical plague of insects

>>76227861
Post jammies

>>76227835
Going to blow your mind here: I'm working class

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STOP politicising slags

>>76227852
Only makes me feel bad if whatever I'm buying is also unhealthy, like frozen pizza. What's wrong with spinach?

>>76227861
not right at all
not one bit
something's gone wrong with the weather
might sit outside lol

I am the football yank

>>76227844
Yeah that's what they do. Mental.

I'd never even heard of this until I went to Aus. We don't even really have meatpies in the south in the way they do there

>>76227852
>spinach
>poor people
what a time to be alive

going to sleep

enslave women
slag war now

Worship me
I create
I destroy
I am the universe

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>>76227834
Good post

>>76227883
waitrose uses the same manufacturers as ASDA and charges double the price

you're getting scammed

>the Simpsons movie is ten years old

>>76227905
>might sit outside lol
I tried that - still no wind, actually muggier, more insects

>>76227940
the bit where homer get hurt haHAHA funny

>>76227905
>>76227983
good god will this hell ever end lads?

I'm going to go and sleep in the living room

Lower ground floor is much cooler

not been here all day. have i missed anything?

Actually looking forward to work so I can sit in a nice, air conditioned office all day drinking water from the cooler

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>lying in bed
>all the covers kicked off
>still warm and uncomfortable

I WANT TO GET OFF

>>76227988
meant to reply to >>76227941 not >>76227983 sorry mate

>>76228003
Post jammies

might sleep in the basement

It's so fucking hot

is that what the residents of grenfell tower felt like?

>>76228004
I realised that but thank you for the 2 free (You)s regardless
almost makes me not want to drink tonight (but I will because I have to)

>>76228024
our struggle is arguably greater than theirs because at least with burning to death your nerves are fried fairly quickly and the suffering is over

>>76228032
No problem

>>76227510
what's the equivalent of a kebab shop in ireland

>>76227996
It's a bit above normal temperature outside which everyone is talking about obsessively.

might sleep in the shower (turned on)

I'm outside now, doing a sit
it's ok, but I might get bit

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>>76228016

>jammies
>in this weather

my damp crotch is absolutely honking lads
I can almost feel the pheromones flying out

>>76228113
>jammies
>ever
what are these literal children?

>ooohhhh im a big fucking cunt bastard shitarse twat i cant stand it if it gets warm im pansy piece of fuckign shit
PISS OFF

>>76228122
>>76228122
>>76228122