Culture Pals - /cp/

I want to learn Finnish but I will never use it in real life.
Should I go for it?

>>76224356
no

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>>76224356
>>76224406
yes

Good old wordy games I can practice Spanish with lads?

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lads what did I miss in the last few months?

>Tfw no Russian gf

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I wanna know more about "golddigging" for men on the interpals. Can I find a girl who will fall in love with me and bring my ass to her place? It's not like i Living in complete shit but hey, i don't mind to ave an Ausse passport or something.

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>>76224406
>>76224416
What if I said Finnish vs Estonian?
Which language would be more useful to learn?

>>76224455
Me not getting german gf

>>76224521

Livonian

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>>Some portu bro asked me to show T*rk milf bunda.

Enjoy

>>76224557
Good middle ground.

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>>76224587
noice

>>76224521
Swedish

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>>76224587

To Russian.
>>76211546
Is she the girl who studies languages and has modelled?

>>76224521
You don't understand the concept of the language learning. It's not how it workes. You have to learn laguage if you have some kind of content that you like. For example: you want to know more about Communism. So learn Russian and read Lenin and Stalin. Or you like Kpop. So you learn korean so that you can understand what the fuck those sliteye bitches are singing about.

Kazakh keeps addressing me "вы".

Guess I'm old now.

what do i do if my qt already has a long distance bf?

>>76224779

send dick pic

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>>76224666
Would be useful since greater population but the language doesn't sound as cool as Finnish or Estonian, or any Uralic languages.

>>76224701
What are you talking about. It doesn't always have to be that way.
I'm interested in their history because of their linguistic classification.

>>76224779
Send her a dick pic

>>76224686
>>76224832
r u the same guy

I talk to a Moscow girl too and she leaves at the end of the month.

>>76224829
If you interested about finno-ugors then finnis is the best choice, cause they are true pire blood Чyхoнь

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>>76224587

Got any tips on finding sexually repressed milfs on interpals?

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>>76224829
>I'm interested in their history because of their linguistic classification

then consider, more things are published in general ugric history in finnish i think

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what did she mean by this?

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Do you remember that qt whom you liked a lot, anon? The one who started to neglect your messages and eventually stopped responding? Yeah, her. She stopped talking to you because she found someone superior to talk to, anon. :)

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>>76224953
>superior to talk to
>see flag
>image related

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>>76224953
Thanks for turkposting keep us updated

>>76224829
>Uralic
Why? Romance or Asiatic languages would be useful

hello,how are you this is simple: I like you and I respect you, I want to know you if possible and i want your Skype name or your yahoo messenger or your facebook name.

>>76224953
Never happens to me. If I like someone I just tell them that I do. 90% of times it works.

Stop being ugly/short/mentally or/and autistic.

>>76224829
Hungarian

>>76224887
Where is she leaving to? I don't think she's a model

>>76225046
>mfw chubak
what a legend. At once i was in call with him and my gf at the time. Chubak was sad due to some girl problems of his

>>76225144
Then she is not the same girl, but I was just curious. She's pretty tall. And her English is very good.

Asia, I forgot which country. China, iirc.

>>76224909
>>76224931
Yeah, you guys are right.

>>76225028
I suppose so. Romance/Latin are similar, already know most Asiatic. Guess I'm looking for an adventure.

>>76225142
It's kinda cool language, I like to listen one hungarian folk-embient band - it's really nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r6ouF2eoI0&index=7&list=RDxxnVJmqYV2E&ab_channel=Zumwaloro

>>76225046
>Badener
That guy was so handsome.

>>76225236
Interesting. She's not that tall (and not short either). I think she once told me +-1.7m), but her English is very good and she's leaving for Taiwan.

>>76225285
He got married to a girl he met off Interpals, he's a nice guy desu

>>76225243
what romance and asiatic languages do you know? Arabic is useful and adventurous

>>76224587

Why are you still in the Netherlands? Are you gay?

>>76225375
lmao it might be the same girl. Does she have dark eyes and dark hair?
My convos are semi-lewd.
She wants me to visit her or the other way around.
>>76225379
Wasn't she from Mexico? It was long, long time ago.
I'd say he was the best looking dude that has posted in this thread.

>>76225188
>>76225285
From there I only talked with one german lass and one portuguese lad. Cool people.

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>>76225427
If you waana be the edgiest kid in a class - learn latin and quote Ceasar.

>>76225454
Yes and yes. I think it's the same girl lad. Does her name start with A? Seems like she wants half the world to come to Moscow..

>>76225454
nah the mexican girl turned out to be sending him fake nudes. A classmate of hers told badener the whole thing, he then tried to orchestrate that like 10 of us would doxx her and send nudes to all the people on her friends list. Luckily he never went through with it. After mexican girl there was a ukranian which it didnt work out with. Then lastly he met a second girl from "the zone" whom he ended up marrying
>>76225459
I remember the early days, we'd have skype groups active 24/7, tons of calls etc

>>76224587
God damn

>>76225566
Are you the army lad?

>>76225683
yeh i used to be

>>76224953
This is completely accurate

>>76225459
Yes, actually. Anfi-...? I trust this stays between us. I don't talk to her on Interpals as I deleted myself long time ago.

I don't really have anything going on with her, but she calls me daddy.

>>76225842
>>76225562
To you.
>>76225566
Ah, I thought he wanted to visit her, but that was such a long time ago and I never posted my profile here, so I was incognito to everyone here. But I did talk to him. When did he marry?
>>76225459
I remember a quadroon ( I think ) Italian, he was pretty handsome for a mixed lad, but he was hella autistic, but in a cool wa y.

>tfw no qt European bf to watch movies and share memes with

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>>76225510
>tfw unironically learned Latin and helped greatly learning new words/languages

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>tfw cucked some Russian qt's bf
who /cheekibreeki/ here?

https://www.interpals.net/xLillyy

Not gonna lie lads I would LOVE a qt Tallinn gf

>>76225912
early 2016 according to his fb

>>76225712
What I meant was if I have anything related to the army in your profile pic?

>>76225842
Not anfi... But the description sounds too accurate to be a coincidence. She has a soft voice with an interesting accent, almost like a mix between Russian and Chinese.

>>76226030
yeah thats me, at the pulpit rock if thats what you mean

>>76226069
I'm gonna send you a question if I menage to find you.

>>76226063
Probably not her. She works rn in a hotel. And studies Chinese, if I am not mistaken. I've heard her voice, she sounds sort of monotone in English and has a pretty thick accent.

>>76225046
many of those people dont even use it anymore
proud not to see myself on that list

>>76226063
Oh and she is very thin. And she has modelled before, so she is pretty good looking. She looks like she has some RICE'D genes in her, but not much.

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>>76226124
>>76226200
You say one thing that doesn't sound like her and then you say another thing that does sound like her. As far as I know she doesn't work in a hotel and she's going to Taiwan for some volunteering thing until September. As for her looks, she has Tatar features, a good figure and a soft/cute face

>>76226374
This is confusing, because the things you say makes her sound like it, but there are too many differences. THe most important one being her name, it starts with Anfi- and you can probably guess the last syllable, so if those don't match, it isn't her. Not trying to prank you or feel smug about "stealing" a girl off interpals, just got curious seeing your post and all. It's not her, so you are safe. And as far as I am aware, she doesn't stay until September and I am not sure if she is goign to Taiwan, I think it is China.

>>76226374
But that face description does sound like her, but for all I know Moscow with it's population could have two girls that look like that, it isn't like she is an albino nigger or something rare like that kek.

>>76225978
You're rude and a bad person.

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>>76226374
>>76226438
if one goes online but does not quite want to tell you everything, she'd probably tell bit different ut somewhat similar fake story to each one asking

>>76226696
Don't see why should she lie about her name. And I doubt he'd miss out her working somewhere, she is there the whole day, so it would become obvious at some point.

>>76226438
Yeah it's definitely not Aнфи.. I'm just fascinated by all the coincidences. What a crazy world.

>>76226890
Then it's ok m9.
You should see that girl before she leaves though.

And she is 19.

>i am here not for romance))

Does this mean she wants the D?

i made an account and all i get are horny arabs telling me that i'm revealing too much skin

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>>76224587
Imagine you are her student, getting some messages from a guy saying,,
>>Hey pshhh you know your hot teacher? I got her nudes. You want to see?

How would you respond? Would you want to see and betray the trust of your hot teacher?

>>76227146
lmao slut

>>76227301
How do you fake as a Korean Chad if you can't speak Korean?

>>76227301
she has a great ass

>>76227301
yes of course i would want to see
i fantasized about fucking my teachers since elementary school

>Finnish girl messages me a literal wall of text, have to use the scroll wheel to read it all and it's filled with loads of youtube links. It probably took her ages to write it.
>cant be bothered to read it.
>go on her profile fap to one of her pics and then block her.

>Turkish girl I started flirting with I get bored and randomly stop replying.
>She messages the next day saying hi, I purposely read it and don't respond to it.

>put on snapchat story saying "bored, someone talk" qt snapchats me. cant be bothered to talk to her and go to bed.

>girl on whatsapp asks me for more photos of me because I only have one on interpals. I start sending her selfies and she starts sending me selfies. I purposely stop responding after she sends me a selfie because I thought it would be funny.

>Russian asks for my skype to video call after I flirt with her on interpals for a bit. Give her it but instead of video-calling her, I go and lift.

>go on tinder and get pissed of because I got no matches for the day, even though I have just spent the whole day rejecting girls. Probably the algorithm fucked because I only use it for validation and don't message any of the girls.

I think I'm a narcissist. I want a slave to humiliate for my own amusement, how would I go about getting a girl to be submissive for me?

>>76227529
By not being a sperg and cutting contact

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>>76227529
>I want a slave to humiliate for my own amusement, how would I go about getting a girl to be submissive for me?

You ease it to them. And then tell them what you expect from them in future if they want to talk to you more.

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>>76227679
Then you kinda give them tasks to do. I asked the other married girl (She was russian, but doesn't have children) to take pics doing Kajira positions. It's kinda humiliating but if they do it you can tell them to do anything.

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>>76227750

>>76227529
By actually getting out into the real world and making something of your life

You're not happy, you're not a narcissist, you're not some god-sadist who has slaves at his mercy. You're a lonely autistic dude on 4chan who thinks that achievements with online girls online girls = achievements with real girls, when in reality they account for literally nothing.

I used to do the same shit you're doing right now. I'd hit it off with a girl on /soc/ or interpals or something, maybe get nudes, and brag about it to everyone, playing it off like I was some turbonormie chad. While there is some kind of addictive pleasure in this, it's not productive and it's rather pathetic. It's not a real life, it's a simulation. Face reality, anon

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Is this happening to anybody else when they open up a message?

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>>76227372
im a boy

>>76227849
Very well said.

>>76227909
lmao slutboi

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>>76227950
u caught me daddy now what are yoiu gonna do about it

>>76227529
Keep fighting the good fight, roasties need to be put in place

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How do people have more than 5 conversations?

>>76228454
be neet

>>76228454
I've got over 9000 mate

>>76228472
Basically am for the most of the day.
It's so hard to give people attention.

>>76227849
So what do I do, try and get a slave girl in real life?

>>76228454
Ditch four of the people.
Maybe three if one of them sends real short messages.

>>76228736
I can't do that. I've been talking to the 5 for a while and I like them.
5 is just my limit. Can't go over that even if it's short.
Is there ever a situation where quantity > quality?

Thinking about putting a swastika as my profile pic and then scripting.

Will I get banned?

>>76229003
Most definitely

>>76228893
Don't do this >>76228736
Quality always over quantity

>>76228893
You need to just write without thinking, improv while you're writing. Closest thing you'll get to voice talking with them as well

>>76229060
>>76229003
Been reading the TOS, found this:
>• (s) make any automated use of the system.
Looks like you're gonna get banned ;^)

Yeah, I'll almost certainly get banned. Thinking of doing it anyways.

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>>76229104
>"why did you respond to me if you don't want to talk to me"

>>76229331
how fast do you reply
once a week should be fine for most

>>76229003
If you get banned say that you're a Buddhist.
https://www.tofugu.com/japan/japanese-swastika/

>>76227679
>>76227750
>>76227782
Is she from Izmir? Only Izmir girls are such slags

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Would /cp/ visit Colombia to spend time with a Colombiana qt?

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>>76229754
I'll just tell them the swastika is a common auspicious symbol around the world ;^)
>>76229914
Dunno if she's white enough without the makeup, desu

>>76229857
all turkish girls are pretty slutty anon

https://www.interpals.net/kandybars

Absolute state of the girl that just viewed me. Her music taste is pretty good though

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>>76229957
Just not to Turks

>>76230018
>British girls

>>76229857
>Kajira
Turk girls are repressed whores honestly. Especially here.

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>>76229956

Looks fine to me.

>>76230124
>Kajira

Wat?

>>76224587
are you the fake korean?

https://www.interpals.net/hayden100
Anybody working on getting these nudes?

>>76230135
You've been jewed, then. Just by looking at her skull I can see she's mixed.

>>76230083
>British

>>76230146
Oops I copied that term from the Nederland anon and it showed up. My bad amk.

>>76230200
Well the Scots are pretty slutty as well.
The welsh are all small and ugly, not sure about the N.Irish though

>tfw "Respond to this post or your mother will die in her sleep" techniques works to get messages.

>>76230262
I'm saying she's not British
The N.Irish are good Christian girls

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>>76230195

Considering brown girls are superior I don't see the issue.

>>76230195
>https://www.interpals.net/hayden100
Hayden is a boys name conyo, issa catfish

>>76227497
Learn Korean

>>76230382
Probably just a trap that forgot to use his new name ;^)

>>76230445
I'll role looking for something interesting tonight

>>76230445
roll

>>76230445
Roll

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me and my gf

>>76230613
>>76230625
Bost results

>>76230445
Rollerino

>>76230445
gonna give it a try

>>76230683
Tits or gtfo

>>76230445
rollung

>>76230683

me on the left

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>>76230739

>>76230683
which ones the girl?

>>76230779
>>76230683
Me on the right

>>76230445
Re-rolling

>>76230445
Roll again since no response the first time

Also who should I be sending these to for the best response?

>>76230683
i remember

>>76230654
re-roll

>>76230445
Roll

I have a question for you all. Do you get flirty with a qt straight away or do you appear as friendly initally and then ease into the flirtation when you start instant messaging?

>>76230787
Tits or GTFO

deleted my account then opened it again an hour later

>>76230445
Roll

>>76231019
If you flirt right away she'll probably go for it but if you're anything like me you'll get bored.

>>76230445
test

>>76230683

Lol Heli and the Lonely Finn broke up a long while ago. Dunno if the latter still posts here but he's in /mämmi/

>>76230445
Roll again

Turkish girls are a cute! CUTE!

shit Ive been messaging people informally. Should I be using informal terms in Russian until we talk a bit more?

y'all guys know if qt crawler works on the who's online page again? If not is there another script that does?

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>>76230654
>>76231002
What now?
Re-roll

>>76231367
You can stick to using the ты form unless you're messaging someone that's your elder

>>76231393
The qtcrawler code in the OP works

>>76231440
Say it how it is
"Give me nudes please"

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>>76231468
Ok. What do I do now?
Re-roll.

All me >>76230654 >>76231002 >>76231440

>>76230445

roll

>>76230445
no one is responding to mine reeeeeeeeeroll

>>76230445
reroll

>>76231623
Say on WhatsApp and then send her your pee pee

>>76231751
I don't want to share my real number.

>>76231776
Then say imgur

>>76230445
testing

>>76231707
Even on normal convos I'm being ignored, so I think that might as well be banned. And then create another one.

>>76231788
Nvm. I did it as a joke but it's leading somewhere so I'm backing out.

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>>76231254
What do, now?

>>76230445
GIVE ME SOMETHING OFFENSIVE
THAT IS THE ONLY WAY ILL GET A RESPONSE

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>>76232044
STOP GIVING ME BORING FUCKING QUESTIONS

>>76231983
Scared of sending a picture of your cock are we?
At least post her profile so we can have a go

>>76232087
I'm a fag

https://www.interpals.net/Oliviahayes
Thicccc, but prefers black fags.

>>76232106
small peen?

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>tfw qt Ukrainian girl messages you first

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>mfw telling dumb britaboos that I'm related to Ed Sheeran.

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Just got tired of waiting for response, so sent her this.
Germs need to be put in their place.

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>>76232471
She just responded.

>>76232576
Nice

>>76232844
She probably won't respond more. I touched the "forbidden topic"

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>>76232897
Forgot pic

>>76232910
is this chick memeing or is she serious kek

>>76232958
She's actually serious.
She's now mad about bringing refugees to the conversation and money.

>>76232910
>germans do more or less the best on this planet
W E W
E
W

It's amazing how many qts have the same instagram name as their interpals name.

>>76233038
It's true. Even twitter accounts or YouTube channels.

>>76232998
Post response

>>76233059
Now her nerves have calm down and she's being more friendly.
But I'll post it.

>girl has perfect long hair going down to her ass
>Decides to cut it shoulder length

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>76233166
If my girlfriend done this I would kill her.
I love long hair.

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Okay, own up.
Which one of you fags sent this?
fucking jej

>>76230445
roll

WHY ARE ALL ITALIANS MILFS AND DILFS ON THIS SITE

>>76233740
post

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Does anyone know what the language exchange option is? I assume that means you're willing to meet up with someone when they're in your country.

>>76233869
It means to teach other languages or practice with.

>>76233869
I wouldn't bother thinking about it.
Nobody even looks at those things. Heck, most people on this site are fucking retarded and don't even read profiles.

>>76233869
It just matches you with people native to that language regardless of the country

>>76233906
>>76233910
>>76233917
Thanks buds

>check qts picture comments
>tfw cucking gustavo

>>76234519
me on interpals

>>76234731
same

>>76234789
me 2

>all conversations are merely comparisons of favored pop culture references and insignificant anecdotes
how the fuck do normies keep up this act? there are people i actively avoid talking to in my day to day life because they can keep this drivel going for hours on end

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>>76234519

>>76226194
this tbqh lads

>>76227872
PIKACHU LOVES YOU

>>76235139
what

>>76234820
Audible kek
Is this actually real?

>>76235209
Yeah, had to check it on Google Maps.

>>76232169
Denmark is also ruined

Hi good morning I'm in love

>>76235425
Good morning. What's that like? How do you feel?

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This user only accepts messages from 14-25 year old users from Asia, Europe, North America or Australia/Oceania.

>learning Spanish

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>>76235165
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pikachu_virus

Found the most cute girl from Funland.
Pretty sure she browses 4chan.

Does anyone here want a serious relationship with a socially anxious 27yo busty blonde Swiss qt looking for a husbando?

>>76235758
gib profile

>>76235753
Post her boiiii

>>76235771
https://www.interpals.net/travelling12
She likes white American guys

>>76235775
Still not. I messaged her now.

>>76235758
Post it

>qt tells me how many messages and views she gets per day
fucking horrific, even scriptfags can't compete with qts

>>76235806
Even an ugly girl can get a lot of messages.

>>76235758
is that that psycho /hopehope333/ or something?

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>>76235912
>Im in relationship!
>This user only accepts messages from female users .

Why do men do this?

>>76235912
Yup, why do you think she's psycho?

How many traps there is in Finland?
Fucking God, I should have to be able distinguish a trap from a normal girl.

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>>76236214
she changed her name apparently. maybe she was drunk when she messaged me

>>76236412
No she just can't speak proper English and she apparently has no idea of how a regular conversation is structured. It's very hard to understand her sometimes.

I'd still bone though

>>76236460
i dunno m8. that bit about how she scared a guy because she has relatives in the police scared me off

>>76236539
I do feel a bit bad for her. She just wants a guy who wants a serious relationship and she doesn't know how it works

>>76236576
i feel bad too. but after you've had a crazy girlfriend, you tend to shy away from these types of girls. i had a gf who'd say the same kinda stuff, "all guys only like sluts and they'll never appreciate a devoted girl."

the same girl who said that threw hot tea on me and hit me and shit. i stopped having sympathy after that

>>76236576
>>76236715
I fell bad too.
That's why I'll try to comfort her, at least she'll be the only person in my life.

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Got 2 qts' phone numbers in two days feelsgoodman.jpg

>pic related
>mfw they are both virgins

Is there a way to search by proximity?

>a Columbian qt messaged me
this is where the fun begins, lads

>>76236794
No. I actually wouldn't mind having that just to see how many girls are around me

>>76236751
for gods sakes anon be careful. but either way, good luck m8

>>76236814
It's a lot worse if you live in the US
I don't need results from the other side of the country

>>76236885
Thanks m8. I've been trying to hard to find one girl who can like me.
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>>76236794
you can filter it to cities near you i guess

>>76236924
You mean clicking on a city name to just list results from that city? It helps, but not as I'd like.

>>76236960
as much*

>>76236960
yeah that's what I meant. That's probably the closest you'll get to what you want

>>76230445

rollin'

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>This user does not accept messages from Turkey, India, Indonesia, Egypt, Afghanistan, Morocco, Algeria, Iran, Iraq, Syria, Pakistan, Kuwait, Kenya, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Tunisia, Turks and Caicos Islands, Bahrain or Cyprus.

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>>76230135
top drawer

go see her lad

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>>76231623
WEW LAD

>>76230445
roll

Which qts are better? Turkish or Russian?

>>76239120
Thai

more rolls for roulette

>>76239120

Gambian

>>76239120
They are both qt so cares

I'm only speaking to turks russians polaks and ukranians

>>76236409
Glad I wasn't the only one

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>qt asks me if i like feet
W E W
E
W

>>76240553
kinky

>>76240553
Well, do ya?

>>76240934
Did you not see pic related?

>>76230445
rolling

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why are Americans so cruel?

>>76241645
She totally fucks the dog

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>>76241677
the dog has cucked me

>>76241645
I can already imagine the amount of middle eastern pervs commenting on her profile kek

>>76241645
ameriga bls

Rate my profile /vvvvvvina

>>76241947
list your favourite movies pls

>>76241947
you're profile is bad and you should feel bad

>>76241947
kek I've spoken to her/you before

>>76242112
When? to my older account?

>>76242207
?

>>76241947
you seem retarded

>>76242318
W-why ;_;

>>76241947
>24 year old women on 4chan

Get a life grandma

>>76242541
>women on 4chan
still a novel idea to me tbqh

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W-what did she mean by this ?

>>76243067
She wants la bite

Help me out here, guys.

I got a 9/10 semi-autistic qt on WA.
She seemed interested during our convo on IP, even if her answers were a bit short and didn't really help push the convo along.
I've kinda of run out of topics to talk about, any suggestions?

>>76243585
If you ran out of topics it's a sign to stop talking cus if you connected well you wouldn't just run out of things to say

>>76243585
go for nudes

>>76243670
100% this

>>76243670
Nigga, do I need to repeat myself? This is a 9/10 girl that ins't too normie. I'm not just going to drop her when the going gets tough.

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>>76227301
>>76224587

>>76243704
Ask for her opinion of you.

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>>76243697
She's underage, lad ;^)

>>76243703
Why are you brits always trying to cuck us?

>>76243985
age is just a number lad

>>76243985
Then what do you want with her if she's boring and underage

>>76244038
Lad, you know I'm the nazi, right?

I wanna impregnate her ;^)


>>76244037
Just like the years I'll spend behind bars if I do it.


>>76243983
She doesn't know me that well to not make that super awkward.

>>76244076
Afonso pls

>>76244076
Just talk about daily life and happenings. You'll naturally find new topics.

>>76243585
Is there anything on her profile what you could talk about?
If not, just ask how her day was and eventually you'll find a new topic.

/richgold82

WE

>>76244076
>She doesn't know me that well to not make that super awkward.
Fucking hell, tell her to make a guess about your personality and see if she's right. Have some fun.

Why anyone would want to go through the hassle of acquiring a qt when you can binge-watch girlfriend themed ASMR videos from the comfort of your own bed is beyond me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9oiV4-RNAo

>>76244179
What?

>>76244182
>b urself

>>76244400
I'll try to ask about an autistic obsession of her.

>>76244678
Yeah, I might try something like that later on in the convo, then.

Good morning everyone. It's gonna be a great day today! :)

>>76245300
>I'll try to ask about an autistic obsession of her.
That might be weird.
I'd stick with the "how was your day" or something like this.
You also show that you care for her this way.
Works pretty good for me.

>>76245439
Good morning Amerilad))

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>>76245189
thanks, the video and comment section gave me cancer

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>>76230445
roll

>>76230445

roll

Portubros a-are you ok?

>>76247361
We are. The temperature is just too hot.
The wildfires are slowly getting controlled. Every year this happens, but this time it was just a dry thunderstorm that caused this.
Here in my city there's just a little smoke from the wildfire.

>>76247361
I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA

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>kept things strictly friendly with underage qt
>she starts talking about how our age difference isn't that big and she's been in relationships with older guys before
>mfw too afraid to flirt back

>>76247922

Go for it.

>>76247922
Don't do it!

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>tfw role-playing as a girl just to talk more with a girl who likes black guys
To bad that she wouldn't ever send me her juicy ass

>>76247976
>let's compare panties teeheee

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>>76247922
fuckin don't m8. I shut down underage at the door. Sometimes they get butthurt like pic related

>>76247922
How old is she, how old are you?

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>>76248116
>So I just say your profile picture and thought you were cute

y-you yank scoundrel

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What say?

>>76248275
i report u