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Lo-fi hip hop edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RU3srXqYAO0
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>42 bodies found in one room at Grenfell Tower

wew

what was happening in there?
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reminder to all reddit spacers that you are NOT welcome in this thread
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>>76224347
Gangbang
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>>76224347
probably a slightly smaller than average muslim family
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The Queen has issued a statement of condolence to the Grenfell Tower victims from her largely-empty 775-room palace that you pay for
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>>76224347
source?
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Was in the car earlier today. Headed straight into the forest fire. Heard it claimed 60 lives. I knew at that instant it was the place for my bollocks. Set them ablaze it did, as people died around me my bollocks burned with force of 10000 suns. The shrieks of agony around me were but distant wails as my shriek of pleasure vibrated at unknown frequencies throughout the land.
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love reddit

hare pints
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>>76224367
the fuck is a reddit spacer
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>>76224395
ok
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>>76224384
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>>76224384
We should requisition the queen
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>>76224347
probably all trapped on one floor and huddling together in panic
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>>76224384
yeah just like put them all in palaces xD woah im so politicallt aware and intelligent xD fuck tories pakis in brits out
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made eye contact with mark sidebottom in south belfast a couple of days ago

no observations to make except he was quite short
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>>76224336
Assuming this is newrylad, if not the reference is lost. Trippy, synthetic marijuana. It's a life ruiner. Now that I think about it there's no shortage of coke, yokes and MD anyway..
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>>76224387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRS76v5PTik
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>>76224403
>hare pints
what are they? pints for rabbits?
hahahaha
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what do you think about this flag idea?
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anime
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post feel songs pls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gt4D6RIKbMM
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>>76224449
How the hell is he supposed to know that?
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>>76224395
Kek
>>76224447
>synthetic marijuana
That shites everywhere
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>>76224427
Abolish the queen, more like
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Why do so many of you faggots have desktop PC's and not laptops?

The fuck kind of virgin still sits at a desk with a monitor when they aren't at work?

I imagine you all live with mummy and daddy?
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https://youtu.be/azwzZIZHXzk
listening to this choon and rolling a spliff for my fallen nigger 'pac
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ah yes, very comfortable sleeping conditions, not sweaty at all
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>>76224496
>pixellated rip off of a shithole eastern european flag
sums up the left really
praise kek
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hot
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Who Cambridge here?
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>>76224496
good publication
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>>76224501
is google broken?

*checks*

no, it seems to be working fine
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Style is Tay Tay's best song desu
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ah yes yuppies

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/shocking-video-shows-louts-flinging-13202088
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>42 bodies
>in one room
>in london
Bull, you can barely get 42 matchsticks in on London room.
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>>76224505
RIP and happy birthday to a fallen revolutionary, the patron saint of thuggery
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>>76224512
>24 degrees next to my bed
Unacceptable tbqh
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>>76224540
bloody louts!
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>>76224449
just a couple of looney conspiracy theorists
nothing to see here
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>>76224501
laptops aren't comfortable to use
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>>76224512
>humidity: 65%
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really hot
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>>pixellated rip off of a shithole eastern european flag
>sums up the left really
>praise kek
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>>76224501
i have a 11 year old laptop that ive been using because my bang-up-to-date 1.5 grand desktop's GPU card broke 4 months ago

initially it was going to just be until i replaced the broken component, but actually my life is so much better now i can only use my PC for work, internet and pre 2005 videogames i dont think ill ever go back
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>>76224430
Dying like that would be pretty awful
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>>76224544
42 people were sharing a room so they could get their rent down to an affordable £1200 per week!
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feels like my bollocks are melting
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>>76224501
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Why+do+so+many+of+you+faggots+have+desktop+PC%27s+and+not+laptops%3F+%20The+fuck+kind+of+virgin+still+sits+at+a+desk+with+a+monitor+when+they+aren%27t+at+work%3F+%20I+imagine+you+all+live+with+mummy+and+daddy%3F
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too hot
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>>76224600
*kicks them*
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>>76224523
that's the old chartist colours with the old labour logo on it
learn some british history, tory boy
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>lets let scumbag capitalists and corrupt politicians completely off the hook just cause that tower block happened to be full of pakis
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>>76224582
You'd pass out from the smoke first. Essentially breathing in literal poison as it sets eyes, nose, throat and lungs on fire
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Start going to mosque
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really cold. might whack the heating on
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>>76224631
Even before that they've got the sheer terror of being trapped.
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very sweaty
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>>76224545
his birthday was 2 days ago hun
would've been 46
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start burning down mosques
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Howling. The family was sat in the living room and suddenly my brother's phone blared some porn screaming full blast. His reactions to turn the volume off were impressive. Nobody even reacted it was just uncomfortable. Wonder if he got caught off guard by a screamer or if it was really porn.
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>I sit at a desk and use my computer

FUCKING HOWLING. Guarantee you live with your mum and dad if you do this.
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>>76224561
going to need a lifeguard next to my bed tonight
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>>76224657
Yeah, fuckin awful i agree, I'd probably just down the nearest bottle of spirits and drift off painlessly
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>>76224676
alri craig
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How long before Millwall Man says something the average Millwall fan would say and the media turns on him?
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excessive heat
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TUNES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrle0x_DHBM


>>76224657
Perhaps he is wondering why would they burn to death before jumping out of a window?
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no bbc I shan't be watching "thor: the dark world" at 10:30 tonight
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>>76224621
Hmmm, this is the second time I've seen this posted, and both times by you.

Nobody is saying this. And nobody is going to start prosecuting "scumbags" over this because you think it would be racist not to.
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>>76224680
I live on my own
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>>76224695
Hate wogs.
Love pints and getting stabbed. Simple as
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>I'm fucking millwall

Christ brits are cringeworthy
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>>76224740
kek
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>>76224741
doopin' mental
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There are people like this in the world.
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Watched taxi driver with the gf (I watched it religiously prior to this but let on I never saw it). She told me I remind her of travis lmao.
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>>76224693
I'd like to say I'd try and jump rather than die like that but having never been in a situation like that I can't be sure I'd be brave enough to.
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>>76224676
Popped the headphones out by accident. Horrific when that happens.
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>>76224735
Are you generally alone?
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move the londoners into bungalows
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>>76224621
t. Mohammed Abdul Rafiq Rasheed Ahmed-ul-Potato
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>>76224741
tbqh if you weren't a terrorist with a sword it would probably be pretty terrifying
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>Christ brits are cringeworthy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG-jMjvnua8
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>>76224741
ER YO MY DUDE I AM LICENSED TO CONCEAL CARRY

MY DUDE I DID 3 TOURS OF IRAQ MY DUDE DON'T COME ANY CLOSER
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One thing has become clear to me after the tower burning. I simply do not care. Not because of their ethnicity or faith, but instead because I do not care for humans far removed from me in general, or pretend to. The futility of existence must not have set in for most who do care, like it has in me. Or perhaps I am ahead of my time. I digress, I haven't cared for a long time.
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had a lovely weekend, suddenly incredibly upset that it is over
>went home on friday evening and went to my fave pub
>saturday my parents had a party and my MILF neighbour was flirting with me
>sunday watched a film with the ol' family and then had a barbie
>missed my train back to the town i work in
>bought another train ticket for tomorrow morning will be a bit late to work, but boss doesn't give a shit about lateness because he's a practical guy like that.

its a bit sad that these brie moments of respite and being close with the family are surrounded by long periods of loneliness and boredom. I always feel a bit funny at the end of them, knowing that tomorrow the good feeling has to end and the bad ones will return.
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>>76224783
well the gf is here most of the time
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>>76224772
even very esoteric and retarded things sound very simple and normal in french
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my rooms already at 27C and i dont give a fuck because im not gay
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business idea: kidnap illegal immigrants and use them as slave labour
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wanna go to Australia and fuck pacific islander girls tbqh lads
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>>76224810
vomitingdog.png
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>>76224822
>wake up, why don't you put on a little makeup starts playing
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>I did a tour of duty in Iraq where I had a higher survival rate than the average nig in Detroit or Baltimore

Lmao
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>>76224810
jesus fucking christ
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>>76224858
>the world is on fire
More like a towerblock in london haha
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>>76224858
stupid fucking cunt
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>>76224838
...so you dont live alone? Thats nice, really nice
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At what age did you realize you were ugly?
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post tunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=god7hAPv8f0
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>>76224867
Why don't you go to a pacific island and do that?
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>>76224919
I live alone most of the time
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where can i find women who aren't brainless leftie gobshites
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>>76224810
>doopin'
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sounds like japlad's long lost twin
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>>76224961
Japan
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>>76224958
too many bugs
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>>76224782
should it pause? iPods have been able to do this for ten years
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tamakeri

ah yes
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>>76224959
Uni?

>>76224961
leftypol twat will fedorapost you then wank himself off while his mum makes him tendies
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https://twitter.com/talkMacca/status/875417628000501761
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>>76224982
japan isn't even a great spot for meeting backpackers desu

dont get why they dont go to central europe or SEA for that
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>>76224982
He sounds like he needs a friend
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>>76225011
>Uni?
no I work for a living
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The chicken mcnugget meme is just the teenage girls variant of the tendies meme
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>>76225040
alri craig
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>>76225040
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I've had sex with 4 different girls, 2 were good looking, am I a normie?
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>>76224955
https://youtu.be/_qTsxMS2PpA
lovely choon for a comfy summer's evening
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when i was 6 my sister was half my age

i am now 70

how old is my sister?
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>>76224961
all women are brainless gobshites, some are lefties and some are rorkes

girls are for cuddling, spending time with, cooking food for you, and fucking. not for political theory debates
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>>76225040
this one is definitely craig
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Everybody STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING, find and post the link to your favourite video game music from your childhood from YouTube and SMASH THAT MF'N SUBMIT BUTTON
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>>76225091
67
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>>76225091
tough one!
I'm going to go with 35 years old
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGddWmLBczs
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>>76225111
I got so excited I forgot to share mine:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbFuIZKU8Kc

SPACE LAND is fucking killer bois.
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>>76225111
*posts my own and doesn't listen to anyone else's*
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>>76225111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4AUY-v1nsE

alri haha
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crease
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>>76225057
Why no live with gf? not been with her much?

>>76225079

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFzViYkZAz4
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>>76224693
i'd have left the building
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anyone else read the 'conomist?
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>>76225091
your sister's dead mate
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>>76225111

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGXwvLupP5A
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>>76225179
the pengest news source
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>>76225155
Some people tried that and died of smoke inhalation. The people who got out either were on the lower floors and were alerted quickly or saw the piles of dead bodies lining the stairs and wrapped wet towels round their faces.
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>>76225127
Love this picture most of all the pictures I see on this e-site, mind if I download it?
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>>76225147
>Why no live with gf? not been with her much?
she looks after her mum who's dying or something
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>>76225203
>>76225179
benders
i read the spectator because I'm not a numale cuck
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>>76225179
Used to until they became insufferable remoaner twats
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>>76225205
hahah btfo
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>>76225111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiCTpKOHVa4
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>>76225091
half your shoe size plus two inches
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>>76225111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngxFI4zVUhI
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when i went to japan i pulled a fit girl in a club
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>>76225091
>i am now 70
Bit old for 4chan mate
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>>76225100
>>76225063
what the fuck is a craig
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>>76225127

Whats CWC done this time
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when i went to a club I left immediately and pulled myself off to fit girls from japan
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>>76225203
I skip the section on Africa, often the Middle east as well
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>>76225221
That was actually on the BBC website too, some guy who escaped got driven back by the smoke 4 times, decided to try using a towel and then while running down the stairs tripped and landed next to someone elses corpse
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>>76225205
i would've thrown my mattress out the window and glided to safety while listening to house music by attaching a bedsheet to my limbs like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRqnTODwvEA
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>30,000 buildings in UK are covered in the same cladding as Grenfell Tower
http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/16/30000-buildings-in-uk-are-covered-in-the-same-cladding-as-grenfell-tower-6713539/
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>>76225315
do all 30,000 have within them a man who starts a fire then leaves?
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>>76225270
the bradley poster that always posts twitter links here was doxxed earlier today
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>>76225297
some people tried that too
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perfect female
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>>76225288
well did he make it?
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Bruhs going down to Grenfell Tower to rebuild it brick by brick to house the Syrian refugees
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>>76225111
actually an outrageous fucking tune, and an outrageous fucking game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGb0RACU_LQ
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is a 60 yr old who shags a 20 yr old a nonce?
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>>76225333
>>76225205
don't ever reply to my posts again
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>>76225315
>tfw live in a ground floor fireproofed flat with no cladding
Its good to be safe.
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>>76225346
nah he told his story via seance

>>76225366
no thanks
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>>76225341
if you're bent
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>>76225341
would love to bury my mouth between her neck and shoulder and just go to town on her muff with my knob

cor yeah
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>>76225330
Bane?
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need a jew wife to make me jew food and give me titfucks with her big jew tits
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Hahaha I've been here since 2012 hahaha kill me
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To think that fire started because someone's fridge exploded
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Just told my dad and brothers that I shave my armpits and they all said it was a bit gay and laughed at me.

It's not gay to shave your armpits is it? In summer it's just too sweaty working in an office to have hairy pits. Antiperspirant doesn't seem to work as well with them.
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>>76225209
t-thats nice


>>76225315
The fire rises

>>76225349
build it underground
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>>76225111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sz6loECFrg
Comfy

>>76225141
Good pick
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Business idea: pretend to be a remoaner and start loudly and publicly blaming brexit for the grenfell tower fire, so that if there are any negative consequences to brexit, i can dismiss complaints about them with "yes yes, everything bad in the uk is 'cos of brexit. brexit did the grenfell tower as well, didn't it? that's what i heard YOU lot saying! YAWN"
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>>76225444
having shaved armpits makes it worse Tbh
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Would love to place my willy in a tight minge about now.
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>>76225444
haha
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>>76225444
it's not gay. it's REALLY gay.
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>>76225315
Thanks for giving ISIS a highly effective business idea, Metro, very responsible reporting, that.
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Did Kurt Cobain's grandma ever take him home lads
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>>76225467
i think minge refers to the hair around the lips, not a vagina
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took a wee in the deep end of the swimming pool. Life guard blew his whistle so loud that I almost fell in
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>>76225444
pretty gay tbqh
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>>76225444
im gay
ive shaved my dicknballs, ive shaved by asscrack, ive shaved my legs and ive shaved my torso, but i have NEVER shaved my armpits

wtf is wrong with you
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>>76225061
what chicken mcnugget meme
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Been smoking years now and I've been on a pack a day on and off but there's always that one fag that gives you an awful head rush that makes you momentarily dizzy, sick and contemplating why you smoke such a pointless drug
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>>76225111

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRuJfhEeCe8
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>>76225458
why are people treating this so-called disaster like something important or relevant to the country?
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>>76225464
Not in my experience. I use roll on shit and it just doesn't work properly when my pits are hairy.
>>76225473
>>76225477
>>76225514
d-delete
>>76225516
Ok so it's not gay then lol
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>>76225501
Minge means pussy in America, don't know or care what it means in the UK, since I'm not from there.
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>>76225501
that's another one for the 'things americans say' collage
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>>76225539
>>76225539
>there's always that one fag that gives you an awful head rush that makes you momentarily dizzy, sick and contemplating why you post on this website
yeah it's you
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33 DEGREES TOMORROW

IT WILL BE 33 DEGREES TOMORROW

How do you feel about this?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eibMOm26dc
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>>76225498

i'm so horny
it's ok my willys good
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>>76225549
Brown people died. That's not part and parcel mate. Not part and parcel AT ALL.
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>>76225560
Classic virgin post
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>>76225580
pls be fake news
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>>76225580
can not say that i am a fan
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>>76225501
fuck me Yanks are clueless
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>>76225557
>>76225553
"The minge is not the actual vagina, but the hair surrounding the area. On the labia majora and the pubic mound. Loose, shaggy hair that is not neatly trimmed, and may be a little fragranced with 'girl perfume'." - first result on google. i was right
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>>76225501
You're thinking of a fringe lad, fucking hell
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut6Cwf3wDIA
enjoy lads
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>>76225553
Minge means a female's pubes over here.
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>>76225580
Comfy 23 where I am, enjoy your skin cance
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>>76225612
>>76225606
i was right you dickheads, google it
>>76225609
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>"The minge is not the actual vagina, but the hair surrounding the area. On the labia majora and the pubic mound. Loose, shaggy hair that is not neatly trimmed, and may be a little fragranced with 'girl perfume'." - first result on google. i was right
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time for melatonin
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>>76225549
Because it sheds light on major issues in British society such as how cuts to public services are putting people's lives at risk and how the poor are maligned by the rich to cut costs, make the neighbourhood look nice for the rich people and save a few extra quid in the process
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>>76225618
genuine thanks
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>>76225580
Will be a mere 28 here.
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>>76225633
no you're thinking about muff
>>76225609
shove your google search up your arse
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>>76225618
Can't believe all this time I wasn't subscribed to this one.
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Had 300+ viruses removed from my computer and now it feels like a new piece of machinery

Delightful
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>>76225654
don't ever reply to my posts again
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>>76225633
Yeah well it means pussy in America.
>>
>>76225586
Did he REALLY say this or are you just MAKING IT UP
>>
>>76225692
Her face looks like a cartoon on how to draw faces
>>
yanks really say minge?
>>
>>76225591
Hate wogs
Love pints, love fire

simple
>>
>For the Jafari family it began when Maria noticed something was happening below their 11th floor flat in the early hours of Wednesday morning.

>She told The Telegraph: “I saw the shadow of the fire on the street, and police and people running. I said to my mother ‘let’s go downstairs to see what’s going on’. My father – he was sleeping; I didn’t want to disturb him.”

>Ms Jafari shut the windows in the flat and, with her mother, descended to the ground floor in the lift which just seconds later would become a death trap.

>Her father is one of the many still missing

Who the fuck lets a family member sleep when you see a fire in the building?
>>
>>76225651
>>76225609
>Urbandictionary

ah yes very reliable

I could go and make an entry right now that says the minge is a yank who tries to be pally with brits
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>>76225726
nope
>>
>>76225699
i've lived in america for 21 years and never heard or seen the word minge outside of brit
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>>76225677
>>no you're thinking about muff

You've got it backwards. Minge is the hair, muff is the vagina.
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>>76225692
oi show us yer cock
>>
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hmmm

ah yes, such vibrant diversity of thought
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>>76225743
sort yourself out
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>>76225664
>fire brigade get there almost immediately
>MUH CUTS
The actual issue was more OVERfunding, if the council hadn't spent several million on unnecessary cladding it would have been safely contained. Austerity would have saved those children!
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>>76225750
teachers tend to be women and lower middle class so what do you expect, honestly
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>>76225787
huh... makes you think
>>
>>76225750
nobody really cares what the batty women think
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>>76225692
that's a tranny isn't it
>>
>>76225744
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Uh, guys?
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>>76225787
why was there no helicopter dumping water on the building?

In LA there'd be one in 10 minutes
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>>76225802
Corbyn would cover every building in Britain with that cladding.
>>
>>76225733
she'll never have to worry about waking him up ever again
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>>76225787
2bf if they'd spent a tiny bit more in more fire retardant cladding it maybe wouldn't have happened
>>
>>76225739
Have you never watched South Park?

>>76225743
Muff refers to the vulva and the mons pubis, not the vagina.
>>
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>you're competing with this for matches
>wonder why girls are overlooking your 'witty' bio about comic con and being an archaeologist
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>pussy
Yanks have started saying this too? Or is it just this one Yank who thinks he's a Brit?
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>>76225829
helicopters are too important to risk fighting a fire in a runt plantation
>>
the pussy patrol
>>
*looks around to check that nobody else is in the room*
*farts EXTRAORDINARILY loudly*
*door opens, the Queen enters*
ooh err umm hello Your Majesty
*the Queen pauses as he enters and then takes a huge whiff of the air*
"mmm, smells like Labour voters"
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>mfw 99% of the houses built during the boom here are, while appealing on the outside, are uninhabitable cause of kickbacks, corruption and countless other fucking reasons and I. as a result, am left with the option of buying some smelly nearly-80 year old council house cause its all I can fucking afford
>>
>>76225851
I don't think they went "oh shit we're 5 grand short, lets cover it in something that will burn everyone alive", its an issue with local authorities misspending our tax money on vanity projects
>>
anyone else got soft patchy facial hair
looks straggly
>>
>>76225860
>he heard the term minge on southpark so now uses it incorrectly
you're a runt. stop replying to me
>>
>>76225865
would batter him into manlet paste
>>
>>
>>76225860
I watch a lot of south park and I can't remember ever hearing minge
>>
>>76225866
Pussy is an American term, I was unaware you guys used it.
>>
>>76225865
simple solution is to force women to make the first move and let men select
>>
>>76225865
Most girls genuinely don't like guys that look like this and would prefer me

Older women might like him.
>>
Literally my uncle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pDTiFkXgEE
>>
>>76225865
not all grills are into that desu

t. grill
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY47FNZn0DY
/britfeel/ gets caught by the nonce busters
>>
>>76225907
would you say your facial hair looks like minge, or that it looks like muff?
>>
the new 'f
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJJUVvSI-kM
>>
>>76225750
Saw hidden camera footage of a "White Privilege Conference" (in the USA). They were all patting themselves on the back about how effectively they'd be able to spread their anti-white propaganda (that's exactly what it was, I don't use that term lightly) to very young children, as a result of having targeted teachers to bring in and lecture to about the evils of white people and all their crimes.

Absolutely disgusting and more than a little scary. It was still on YouTube last time I checked.
>>
I don't know who's trolling who with these vagina terms
>>
>>76225750
Now show us the public school breakdown. Oh wait, we don't get to access that information.
>>
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>>76225915
friendly reminder x
>>
there's a homosexual in this thread
>>
>>76225618
That burger looks real fuckin good.

We've got all the shit yank chains here and no real home grown stuff, and non of the good yank fast food.
>>
>>76225921
The episode with Oprah and Towelie.
>>
>>76225902
build your own house, it's a great goal to achieve
>>
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>>76225925
>pussy is an American term
>>
>>76225957
>when he starts randomly shouting
>when he says "frickin"
roaring
can't imagine this runt in prison
>>
minge poll http://www.strawpoll.me/13225800
>>
>>76225954
most girls like ottermode
like it makes a difference, though
just a different 5% of guys women get to unethically use their market power to bang
>>
*squeals loudly and scrabbles at the back of the wood panelling in your bathroom as you're trying to take a shit*

ehehehehehee.....

*eyes you through a crack in the wood*
*screeches menacingly as you look back and make horrified eye contact*
>>
>>76225812
>>76225692
>>76225915
>Kaitlynn Simmons of manchester

hmm

might shag her boipucci
>>
>>76225865
I was supposed to write a bio? Why? Girls don't read.
>>
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the banana kot
>>
>>76225933
>>76225954

women only say they "don't like muscle" because they'd be insecure about being in a relationship with someone who takes care of themselves, since most of them are fat, lazy pigs
>>
>>76225954
BRISTOL
R
I
S
T
O
L
>>
Don't forget to floss and brush before bed guys :^)
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u52Oz-54VYw
choon
>>
>>76225997
oh yeah you're right
but that episode isnt very good so I'm not allowing it
>>
>>76225986
[4000x4000 4MB picture of a chinese worker throwing themselves from the apple slave centre and landing on the suicide nets]
>>
>trying to book holiday off work on who's off
>can't book 4 and a half days
this is just not on lads
>>
>>76226019
>wood panelling in your bathroom

ah darling, my bathroom is tiled xxx
>>
>>76226059
>floss
FOY
>>
>>76226047
hahaha
>>
Building a messageboard system from scratch using Javascript, jQuery, PHP and SQL lads. Plus the standard HTML and CSS of course.

NO other frameworks
NO bloated bullshit

Just a nice, plain, messageboard system.
>>
>>76225954
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>
>>76226006
who the fuck thinks minge means pubes
what sort of retards have you been hanging around with
>>
pet just died lads

feel absolutely rotten
>>
>>76226081
What weirdo term do you guys use instead?
>>
>>76226101
sounds like it'll probably be ripe with security vulns
>>
think i'm developing the 'ol schizophrenia, lads
when i smoke weed - even the tiniest crumb - i go a bit mental and start thinking reality isn't real, but i LITERALLY cannot stop smoking it
>>
>>76226070
>chinese
>people

who cares about some yellow wogs. Besides they get money from it , and its not even necessary to have factories there, thats more globalism and american business greed.
>>
>>76226101
>jquery
>php
are you purely copypasting code from stack overflow?
>>
>>76226118
is google broken?

*checks*

no, it appears to be working fine
>>
>>76226118
Think he's more saying we don't floss at all.
Bet he's got foul breath
>>
>>76226115
sorry lad.

I remember when my guinea pig died in my arms at the age of 13 or something far too old for a guinea pig.
>>
>>76226113
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minge
>>
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>>76226038
your cat has a penis on it
>>
>floss
ah yes, runt string
>>
>>76226101
Traditional message boards get flooded with bots and viruses plus nobody even uses them any more. Why bother?
>>
>>76226129
>thats more globalism and american business greed
which is a feature of late capitalism
>>
Minge has always meant pubes and I'm not even memeing. As in "fucking hell she needs her minge trimming"
>>
>>76226161
thanks m8
>>
>>76226170
another nail in the coffin of wikipedia's credibility
>>
>>76226183
it's teenagers who see the phrase "drowning in minge" and don't know it means pubes
>>
>>76226183
The poll says otherwise.
>>
>>76226183
the minge refers to the fanny there
if i said "i trimmed by bollocks" it means i trimmed the hair off my bollocks
>>
>>76226193
I hope you manage to feel better about it soon, just remember the great life you gave him.
>>
>>76226173
kek
>>
>>76226181
In america , but not necessarily everywhere
>>
>>76226217
It's Yanks and people trolling
>>
>>76226217
wikipedia + reality says otherwise yourself but keep believing what you want to believe
>>
>>76226126
"REALITY IS REAL" was the title and, repeated over and over, formed the entire lyrics of a song a stranger played for me in the park on day. I was in a band and we'd brought a guitar out to the park. The guy asked if he could have a go. That's what he played, one rough chord and "REALITY IS REAL... REALITY IS REAL... REALITY IS REAL..."

So in conclusion, you'll probably be alright.
>>
>>76226253
it is necessarily everywhere because globalism
>>
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>wikipedia says otherwise
>>
*is a cat in a hat*
>>
Literally cannot stop eating butter mintoes
>>
>>76226281
no one posted this, leftypol
>>
>>76226161
my mum gave my guinea pig to some underclass scum because she said it stinks. the kid we give it to poured lighter liquid on it and set it on fire.

was fuming when i found out, the chavvy, brain dead, growth-stunted little cunt told me what he did to my face
>>
>>76226123
Yeah well

>>76226132
No

>>76226177
To begin on my portfolio
>>
>fanny
Don't even get me started.
>>
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>sees post with american flag
>its shit
every time
sorry lads, but into the filter you go
>>
>>76226311
I hope you set him on fire, guinea pigs are fucking great.
>>
>>76226280
globalism does not have to extend to everything and when it does it is to varying degrees is it not?
>>
minge has never meant pubes and any wikipedia entry you've just created won't change that
>>
>>76226311
Peruvians eat them. Or Chileans.
>>
minge, vagina and fanny = the vaginal area as a whole
muff = the hair
>>
NEW

>>76226366
>>76226366
>>76226366
>>
>>76226350
go ask someone in real life whether minge means pussy or pubes, but i guess you can't because you have no friends
>>
>>76226311
Burn his tracksuits
>>
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>autismoyank thinks minge means pubes
I'm honestly fucking dying
>>
>>76226123
company I work for that does php backends found a nice little vulnerability where you can query the server with a function name and get the account details for every single customer. bit of an issue because we do an e-commerce solution haha

not sure when we're going to fix it because once we roll out the fix to the first customer theres the risk it'll go fully public and anyone unpatched will be vulnerable haha
>>
>>76226056
South Bristol
>>
>>76226101
>Javascript, jQuery, PHP and SQL lads. Plus the standard HTML and CSS

Enjoy failure, viruses and eventual control by a russian botnet anon.
>>
>>76226015
whats ottermode?
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