/brit/

Soho is a hunting cry

FOY

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sophie

hong kong tee bee aitch

plymouth is actually an alright place

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>Take the plight of many call centre workers. More than a million people now work in them, which is about as many as worked down the pits at the peak of mining. This week, a survey by the trade union Unison revealed that a quarter had their access to a toilet restricted. Losing control of when you can empty your bladder is a humiliating loss of autonomy for an adult. Eight out of 10 reported suffering from stress; for nearly a quarter, it had reached the extent that it was damaging their home and personal life.

>On Monday, I was inundated with tweets from call centre workers sharing their experiences. One had a four-minute per day toilet allowance; another had their use of toilet facilities monitored. One worker faced disciplinary action for taking too many toilet breaks during a kidney infection. Bear in mind that the average salary for a call centre worker is just £14,500: many are stuck at their desks for hours on end, unable to communicate with fellow workers, reading the same script over and over again, and subject to abuse from frustrated customers on a daily basis. No wonder call centres are labelled the "dark satanic mills" of the 21st century

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want to work in academia but im too stupid

gotta move to london desu

>>76216584
>Work tomorrow edition
why would you remind me?

>>76218312
i have that book lel

>>76218285
gonna be screeching soho from atop my stallion when I come hunting for you, runt

>>76218293
white ghetto

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current viewing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I50pk8Si0aI

POLITICAL-SEXUAL POLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/13222394/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13222394/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13222394/

>>76218296
The point wasn't to clarify where the yank name comes from.

London's is the true name. the yank's is the contrived name.

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work in 12 hours

>>76218130
turning 20 next month

>>76216264

not sure about that. i worked for a housing association and the janitors of the big blocks used to get threatened with machetes all the time.

>>76218312
>job centred around there being people on phones all the time doesn't let you spend all day having a shit
shocking

>>76218184
how did you get into that

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work never

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Country_English#vocabulary

>>76218376
you might still be able to find a decent apprenticeship in a different city and use that to get yourself qualifications, experience and a life. Or you can try and get to uni

>>76218315

academia is a toxic environment full of self serving, deluded ego maniacs

>"centrist" heterosexuals / homosexuals
centrist revisionists

>>76218374
the yank one has a demonstrable "organic" yank origin and you're just an autistic mong screeching about hunting cries

how about this: sit down and shut up

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>>76216584

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aish

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>>76218370
why do far-leftists and islamists dress the same

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Finally

Who is your pornfu?

>>76218312
so grim
would genuinely have a breakdown if i had to work in one of those
how do they resist the urge to go postal

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>Work for the next 40 years of my life

>>76218448
Jessa Rhodes

remembering the time i took loads of benzos and was 2.5hrs late for work

>>76218429
It's clearly imitative as it has been everywhere else, you grasping fucking mongoloid

You missed the point of the first post

can't visualise myself ever living a happy life desu

>>76218431
Fingered her behind Maccies in Norwich

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new (old) gaff

three too many autists anxiously waiting for the thread to hit 300 replies to immediately post a new thread

>>76218443
the state of Vice

>>76218448
nina north

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>to be afraid, e.g. Dorset's official motto, "Who's afear'd".

>>76218463
Thought she was missing an arm after the elbow for a second

>>76218463
Janitor will not be best pleased

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You can take a man out of poverty but you can't take the poverty out of a man

>>76218448

Katy Caro

previously it was Alice March

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we've got a chelsea as well

>>76218426
it's a comfy permanent job for 20+ years though

chicANO made this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K89U0dhorc4

say something nice about it

>>76218485
>It's clearly imitative
that's just your autistic assertion - the yank soho is listed in the dictionary with its own origin separate to the London one.

>>76218448
i only wank to hentai

>>76218448
Love Bailey Brooke atm

>>76218503
Cute

>>76218405
my mum uses a lot of these desu

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might play with my willy a bit while looking at full figured anglo women

>>76218508
aware

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>Your age
>Your job

>>76218538
it's literally a reference to the london Soho.


White, Norval; Willensky, Elliot; Leadon, Fran (2010), AIA Guide to New York City (5th ed.), New York: Oxford University Press, ISBN 9780195383867, p.111

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Why yes I did spend the nicest weekend of the year arguing about New York neighbourhood naming conventions

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#justbradfordthings

>>76218558
very good taste ngl

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i'd genuinely berry my dick so far into laci green that whoever could pull it out would be called king arthut

>>76218527
>sunny room
who the fuck wants sunlight pouring into a room all the time
fuck that

>>76218558
face like a smacked arse

>>76218448
alice green

>>76218602
same

>>76218566
I made all of those and posted them to misc

To date my only non-brit meme

>>76218558

are you the keri sable guy

>unironically including citations in /brit/ posts

we have reached peak autism

>>76218590
this triggers /a/

>>76218527
A.C.
sold

>talking about the london Soho

>the yank one is called this

Umm that's nice sweetie. go back to your toys xx

>>76218558
you see before you the unfortunate general mack

>>76218585
yeah popping down to waterstones right now to get that book

>>76218636
aha no way

remember YBD?

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>gallybagger (Isle of Wight)
>scarecrow

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>Real level of unemployment almost 3.5million - new report
The real level of unemployment across Britain is nearly 3.5 million – almost a million more than the highest official estimate and two million more than the number claiming Jobseeker’s Allowance.

>The new report published today by Sheffield Hallam University.documents the scale of ‘hidden unemployment’ among men and women who fail to qualify for Jobseeker’s Allowance or are diverted on to other benefits.

>The report presents an alternative set of unemployment figures for April this year for every local authority in Britain, exposing the extent to which hidden unemployment is concentrated in the weakest local economies.

>The differences in unemployment between the best and worst parts of the country are far bigger than official figures have led us to believe, the report finds.

>In Knowsley in Merseyside, for example, the real rate of unemployment is estimated to be nearly 17 per cent, compared to just over three per cent in Stratford on Avon.

>The older industrial areas of the Midlands, the North of England, Scotland and Wales are particularly badly affected.

>The figures do however show that despite the recession, unemployment in much of southern England outside London remains modest.

>The new report from the Centre for Regional Economic and Social Research (CRESR), is the fourth in a series dating back to 1997. Earlier reports provided the first systematic evidence on the scale hidden unemployment across Britain and challenged government complacency about falling numbers on Jobseeker’s Allowance.

>Comparisons with the data for earlier years shows that Britain was still a long way off full employment before the 2008 financial crisis, but that full employment is now further away and the real rate of unemployment is higher than at any time since 1997.

http://www4.shu.ac.uk/research/cresr/news/real-level-unemployment-almost-35million-new-report

>>76218448
Dido Angel

>>76218400
dunno exactly. as with most things, it just happened as it happened regardless of my input. could probably aim higher if I could be arsed enough but I'm not

>>76218585
could we be witnessing the birth of an epic new meme?

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>>76218678
I wasn't on misc for that long but of course I do

Hunting cry -genuine etymology
acronym for random streets - contrived piggy backing off english superiority

>>76218585
filtered

>>76218625
patrician taste

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wetwang

drove through this this afternoon
had a nice church

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>>76218537
feel like pure shit just want him back x

>>76218725
did you apply for it? get it through a family member or friend?

work at a call centre and you can piss whenever you want

>>76218728
not anymore

>>76218759
hah nice reference to british snapchat :P

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reeeeee fuck off new york

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>>76218732
looking at the OP right now

classic

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>mallyshag (Isle of Wight)
>caterpillar

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>Owing to the West Country's agricultural history, the sound of the West Country accent has for centuries been associated with farming and, as an effect, with lack of education and rustic simplicity.

it's not fair

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1497575922849.webm

>>76218819
New York is significantly more impressive than London.

Next list post-brexit will have London dropped and I'm not even joking

>>76218843
love the west country accent :3
do a vocaroo for us :3

>>76218876
n-no

>>76218709

abolish the welfare state

decrease corporation tax so they can create more jobs

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FUCK OFF POLLEN GET OUT MY NOSTRILS REEEEEEE

>>76218843
say something about combine harvesters

>>76218876
this, unironically love the cornish accent

probably going to move down there in the next couple of years and get myself a house

Would honestly give up a foot or some other body part of similar importance in exchange for good mental health.

>>76218732
Seen this before but can't remember the context, what was it?

>>76218856
lol'd but fucking state of scottish women

>>76218924
fuck off we're full

love living in a timeline where i can watch videos of women getting creampied 5 times then another woman sucking the cum out of her pussy and spitting it into her mouth

>>76218766
via recruitment agency. had been let go from another factory 3 months prior so that might have stood for me in fairness

>>76218925
Sort yourself out.

>>76218856
not sure what sturgeon was planning with this political move

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>piggy widden (Cornwall)
>phrase used to calm babies

>>76218925
What's plaguing you la

I've just created a joke.

Why did the old woman die while trying to escape the tower block inferno?

Gran Fell

>>76218951
nah you're not

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>>76218312

>quoting Owen "Cuck King" Jones

Want to go back to secondary school

https://youtu.be/fVUD2pvytQ4

(not really it was fucking shite haha)

Dear Post ........872


I shalln't be acknowledging your presence with a (you)

>>76218908
>abolish the welfare state
a good way to get the rich lynched in the streets
not that i'd be complaining, mind

>>76218985
can't stop you desu
make sure to visit porthemmet, lovely beach

>>76218968
trying but it's an arse

>>76218983
the ol' depression and anxiety combo

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>spuddler (Devon)
>Somebody attempting to stir up trouble. e.g. That's not true, you spuddlin' bugger!

>>76218986
more fake news from the brit/pol/ discord
sad!

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>>76218965
is it worth signing up with a recruitment agency if i'm a soon to be graduate with no work history

>>76218937
Some autist my niece was friends with who spammed any girl he could on facebook with offers of uggs and iPads and cinema dates back in 2013

>>76218735

an awful awful person

>>76218965
>been made redundant
>still not permanent except believe "it could be if he wanted it"

deluded

not a comfy position at all

Lads, why are gays all so disgusting, diseased paedophiles and proud of it? Is it genetic?

>>76218984
Bit edgy but not a bad joke

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TURTLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE

>>76218819

Have been to all but one Alpha++ and Alpha+ cities

>stick ice pop in drink
>drink is cooled as with an ice cube, without the dilution the additional water brings
>can drink the melted ice pop juice like a tasty sugary shot

Supreme method

>>76218856
love chebs, simple as

wish i was a girl ;_;

have no intention of ever setting foot anywhere in the americas

>>76219023
At least you're not bipolar or otherwise seriously crazy

>>76219067
Aye, that was it. Uggs and iPads, had a hearty chuckle at that. I seen it on fit tho, had no clue it was related to someone here.

Nothing beats a quality partially clothed arse

>>76219118
I froze a load of coffee as ice cubes. Added it to cold coffee. Iced coffee without dilution.

Also, use frozen fruit in a blender instead of ice. Same concept.

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supposedly the first picture of a redditor who is not a model, actress or porn star you post in this thread will become your girlfriend within a year

Pre-ordered the new Crash Bandicoot game lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnmieZa0jnk

>>76219055
go for it

we get tonnes of temps (especially in summer) who just finished college and want something to slap on the CV

>>76218448
bailey jay

>>76219160
can't believe that was 4 years ago, jaysus

Free markets enslave the people

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>>76219195

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>>76218584
>>76218584
>>76218584

come on now goyim, really curious

>>76219198
Why would you ever pre order anything?

slave markets free the people

>>76219195
well then I won't be posting any cute girls ITT because I am too emotionally and socially immature to be in a healthy romantic relationship so it would be irresponsible for me to exploit this magic to get a girlfriend who I would inevitably hurt and disappoint

>fix my deadlift form because i was hurting my lower back
>super strict, lower back no longer bent like a wotsit, using way more legs instead of back
>can only do 140kg for 3 reps because my quads are so weak

welp, 200kg is down the drain

Just took a dump, lads.

>>76219215
its the other way around
the freer the market
the freer the people

>>76219223
Release day delivery.

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>>76219243

grade it lad

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>>76218927

>i'm in a field, time for a selfie!

deranged narcissist

need females out of business

>>76219262
Fuck off fascist

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Birds Eye chicken dippers in a mexican tortilla dish with mixed vegetables and nandos piri piri sauce

>>76219229
i used to be too immature for a gf too. now i'm in a position where i can actually take responsibility for her. feels good being an adult man

>>76219201
alright

>>76219239
Aye but your leg strength will fly up now you're doing it right. We've all been there. Once every few months I spend a few weeks dropping the weight back down and really thinking about my form

>>76219239
you'll re-learn form quite quickly. You don't have to clean pull, a bit of upper back rounding is fine and can help you break weight off the floor

>>76219243
FOY

>>76219277
type 3 master race

>>76219239
I do sumo

Fucked my back up squatting a few weeks ago though. Top tip don't lift full weight when you've barely just woken up

>>76219283
what kind of fascist loves the free market
bit of a shitty fascist

>>76219287
the absolute state

>>76219312
objectively the best poo

>>76219287
KAYS GOOD COOKING

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>>76219316
>doesn't squat
>doesn't even do real deadlifts
>does sumo deadlifts

>>76219319
Pinochet

>>76219287
interesting

can feel a potent brown log brewing in my dump tunnel

>>76219361
got me there

>>76219195
And how do you expect that will happen? What chain of causes and effects will occur, beginning with someone uploading a digital image of a woman to a 4chan imageboard, to the woman in the picture entering into a relationship with the uploader?

Is there ANY physical science to back up your claim? ANY evidence that this will have the effect you described? No, none. Zero. So why would I believe you? Are you implying that I believe things without evidence? That I'm crazy? Because I resent being treated like a primitive, superstition-driven moron. I wil not be tipping my fedora to you, I will be walking directly away immediately, so as to waste no more time on your fripperous post.

Briefly imagined being French. Was a terrible experience and I don't recommend it

can feel my bfs potent brown log stirring to destroy my dump tunnel

>mum just asked when i'm going to give her grandchildren


yeah mum i'm a 24 year old shut in neet so you're probably going to be waiting a long time

>>76219345
I don't do any lifting at the moment because my back's fucked

Nowt wrong with sumo anyway

might just do a 'cide

don't have any hats saved, else i certainly would

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small brain: keeping your crate to yourself
big brain: giving your crate to a shorter person
enlightened brain: lending your crate to a shorter person temporarily
squinting third eye: building your own crate if you're shorter
wide open third eye: tearing down the fence
transcending humanity: playing baseball yourself

>>76219072
my job IS permanent. 'If I want it' means its there as long I still want it. I could quit anytime, but I'm not going to for the foreseeable future

my previous job (from 5 years ago) wasn't, hence I was made redundant

>>76219413
I work with a french guy, really feel sorry for the lad

doing a shit

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>And how do you expect that will happen? What chain of causes and effects will occur, beginning with someone uploading a digital image of a woman to a 4chan imageboard, to the woman in the picture entering into a relationship with the uploader?

>Is there ANY physical science to back up your claim? ANY evidence that this will have the effect you described? No, none. Zero. So why would I believe you? Are you implying that I believe things without evidence? That I'm crazy? Because I resent being treated like a primitive, superstition-driven moron. I wil not be tipping my fedora to you, I will be walking directly away immediately, so as to waste no more time on your fripperous post.

>>76219424
This didn't happen

>>76219451
that's thinking outside the crate

>going past 2 pl8 squat
Enjoy your legs that just make you look fat in trousers lardboy

>>76219454
is it a good shit?

>>76219451
White brain : buy tickets and sit in the stands like everyone else

>>76219480
fuck off twink

Cosima Thomasina Diamond

>>76219480
My legs will never look too big because they're so long

going to ask mum if she'll go out pick me up some tinnies x

>>76219480
Women love a good arse in jeans

>>76219461
It did.

>>76219536
No

>>76219484
could be better

>>76219562
Yes.

>>76219536
Ask her when she's going to get a fucking brain then

have no intention of ever setting foot anywhere between the 40th parallel N/S

Heh heh, caught me an autist, boys. Got him in this runt cage:
____________
[[>>76219456]]
--------------------

How'd you like your new home, lad? comfy in there?

>>76219480

I'm 80kg 6'0" and squat just 130kg ATG and my quads already chafe when I walk

>>76219564
Could be worse too

>>76219575
Ok

Doing a stoned lads

>>76219582
*rattles bars*

LEETT ME OUUUTTTTTTTT RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


*hyperventilates and shits myself*

>>76219490
goy brain you mean

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lmao

>>76219582
incredible post

... swipe down motherfuckers ... those who wronged timmy will pay ... 18 June 2017

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>>76219582
Video depiction

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What was his fucking problem?

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Is This legal in the UK?

>>76219613
be careful lad

call this guy a bender >>76219699

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>Angela White - Buxom Aussies Dirty Talking POV Fuck

*puts Shape of You on the /brit/ Sonos*

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I went your /cum/ lot are little slugs they're little slugs with no personality and they're just jealous that we're better at gimmicks than them

and eh, I tell you what, and on a serious not if it did kick off between me and them get out. I don't want you lot getting hurt it's not worth it.

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is this heaven?

>>76219687
you can't even buy butter knives in the uk

>>76219701
love angela white
best australian person ever

>>76219704
*turns the volume all the way up on the /brit/ sonos*

>>76218448
Ameri Ichinose

>>76219687
yes

if you don't rate the Cocteau Twins fuck off

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>>76219695
Using a volcano at abraxas

Based Captcha

*walks over to the /brit/ jukebox*
*puts David Bowie on*

>>76219733
Eh? Yes you can. You just need you licence, ID and proof of address. Dont see how keeping knives out of the hands of kids is a bad thing

>>76219729
Soma is a contrived name based on the london district . Shan't be entertaining explanations of the acronym

>>76219733
Wut

>>76219768
nice

>>76219780
see >>76219777

kek

>>76219729
I'm clicking the other views in the bottom left but it just minimises the whole picture. How are you guys seeing the other views of the room?

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1497165862709.webm

she knows me so well

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>too hot in the summer
>have SAD so get suicidal in the winter

Ahhhhh yes

>>76219704
whats a sonos

>>76219769
*requests Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up*

*squeaks raucously*

>>76219687
>fixed blade
nope, you'd be done for carrying that

as well you should; there's absolutely no reason to require a fucking knife going about your daily business in the city

what's Aisha's twitter, want to see if my sister knows her

>>76219844
Knife salesman.

>>76219769

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwVqOs3Aess

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very warm
need a cuddle to take my mind off the heat

>>76219826
>people actually watch these
doing a wonder lads

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Me on the left

>>76219827
>seasonal affective disorder

oh yes this definitely exists, definitely a quantifiable medical mental illness, not made up at all no, here have some more SSRIs good goy

you're not suicidal unless you've actually attempted it

thinking that killing yourself would make things easier isn't suicidal . that's just common sense

>>76219682
Southend mentioned

>>76219287

>british cuisine

>>76219729
ah yes, late capitalism

can't stop watching/listening Stop Making Sense

perfect concert

*snuffles about in the rotting straw in the bottom of my cage*
sniff... sniff sniff
*snaps up a beetle I find crawling in the mud*
sniff sni... gromph gromph nom nom mmmm *squeak*

>>76219889
when will they learn

is it okay to carry a sword for religious reasons?

>>76219836

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKY5vvDC7Bc

>>76219889
>when his height starts with 5' and his forehead starts with five-

>>76219895
People who 'attempt' suicide don't actually want to kill themselves. If you actually want to die it's not hard to ensure it happens

>>76219768
abraxas was pretty cool
my local coffee shop has volcanoes as well

>>76219769
*trips you up on the way back*
Waheyy

>>76219863
BURRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP morty i fuckin love science btw god isn't real BURP

>>76219822
if you are genuinely curious
https://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/roo/6175359915.html

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i'm never gonna get a job

>>76219826
LITTLE FUCKING WILLY

>>76219951
yeah it is

how do you ensure the rope snaps your neck or the train won't stop or the police won't grab you back form the ledge

>>76219923

*hits side of runt cage*

shut the fuck off, runtoid

does anyone actually like rick and morty? I think it's great

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really need to get a job

going to have to work in a shitty warehouse, mcdonalds or a call centre, aren't I?

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Oh, yeah. Bloody hell. I'm sweating in here. Roasting. Boiling. Baking. Sweltering. It's like a sauna. Furnace. You can fry an egg on my stomach. Ohh, who wouldn't lap this up? It's ridiculous. Tremendous. Fantastic. Fan-dabby-dozy-tastic.

>>76219863
UH OOOOHHHH council of ricks!!!
*the rick and morty season 12 viewing party I'm throwing screams and hollers with excitement*
ahaaaaa you know what that means - DOWN YER BREWSKIES!!!
*I put the bud light to my lips and start chugging what's left of the 330ml bottle, but the lack of air flow creates a vaccum sucking my lips in*
*my upper lip eventually gets sucked into the bottle and a gap opens up, shooting a flat, warm bud light into my nostrils causing me to splutter and my eyes to water*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQWmjMWxAaY

>>76219976
you think you want one but you don't

the grass is always greener

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9694K85Xc8

Doonalisin

>>76219975
Nah mate I was just trying to catch another autist. No bites. Kids won't go hungry though, it's been a good day.

>>76219398
i'm not the one saying it'll happen, i'm just letting you guys know. don't shoot he messenger christ

>>76219988
I'm not going to describe exactly how to do any of those things but absolutely none of it is hard. It's called margin for error

>>76219995

a runt like you won't get a job in maccies mate

>>76219923
one of my favourite gimmicks

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just solved the captcha but i can't think of anything to post
waste of time desu

>>76220032
Get in the cage.

half life 3 is coming this christmas lads

>>76219989
*hisses loudly and swipes at your leg through the bars of the cage*

>>76219963
he said that once in one episode and people won't shut up about it

fuck lads, had a bottle of aldi IPA and I feel a bit queasy

need it to be 3 days from now asap

>>76220022
have another, on the house

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>>76220038
it;s not illegal to tell someone how to suicide properly

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>>76220040
but I need to get a job

>>76219998
fantastic post

>>76219988
the train can't stop if you do it right

>>76220069
don't care

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>>76219995
same

"Aw Jessie, you big daftie, you've ruined another batch!"

Who am I doing, /brit/? Who's that an impression of? I'll give you a clue: Jessie = Jessie Pinkman

>>76218735
didht she say she was a virgin?

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>got to wait 12 more hours until I can get the air con in the office
>Tesco closed and can't buy a fan now

>>76219582
Absolutely ululating at this post