/brit/

what kind of company takes neets on from overseas without meeting them in person?

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Bab

babestation

daytime

want to work in a brothel but not as a prostitute
seems fun

>>76216592
LOVE barblad

HEAT

>>76216585
Just go teach english in thailand

Don't get why more NEETS with no jobs in sight dont do this.

i forgot about his polish girl obsession lol

Stop shitting up /int/ and /r9k/

Thank you

>>76216236
>council house
I think his parents own it actually

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*stands over you*

hate figures for normies:
>justin bieber
>kanye west
>donald trump
>kim kardashian
>miley cyrus
>anne coulter
>katie hopkins
>piers morgan

whom else

>>76216236
he should be killed tbqh

>>76216634
Who is that directed to? Ribena?

>>76216634
>shitting up
Generals keep all the shit in one place though

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Why is Abu al-Walid such a meme in your cunt?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZuSy_WDtLo

there is no excuse for being NEET

>>76216622
need a tefl certificate for that for which you need to separate legit courses from scams and wait until application time

want to drink the 5% lager but commute&WITM so should probably just stick to the 4% cans and keep it steady til bedtime

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>>76216622
>expecting NEETs to move to a foreign country, thousands of miles away with a completely alien culture and language

>>76216703
Hm is that recent? FOr some reason I always thought it was much easier than that and only needed a college degree

>>76216645
looks like a downie

>>76216236

Literally none of that ever actually happened, it's a character

wish i could get hired by a german marketing company but don't know where to apply

>>76216615
That's not him. He's the gimmick stealer

what does Alan do for work?

So I found this /brit/ and was hoping for some original British banter but unfortunately one can summarize rather easily: 3R.

Rorkes
Runtoids
Rasheeds

>>76216702
t. shlomo shekelbergenstein

>>76216702
why's that, tarquin?

>>76216702
what about "being a northerner"? although there's no excuse for being a northerner

>>76216645
PHWOAR LOOK AT THAT SHITTER

need to see poley's video footage. I know one of you will have a source


also post pic of the polish girls

/brit/ is quite sluggish tonight. Think I will stick to the Thailad hours (around 11 am Bangkok time).

Used to hate Brits, then I started posting in /brit/ and began to like them

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Whats your most epic get lads? think this has to be mine

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comment

>>76216756
me in the middle

applying for a job that's for a sex news website

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attracted to women

>>76216802
response

>>76216738
here x

https://de.indeed.com/cmp/ALSO-Cloud/jobs/Junior-Marketing-Manager-c98fe6704d95667d?sjdu=Aj8fnI-wbineBf11iHvnFm6rZBa3_LKy6-LJeP8g5KIOidQTzAMkNNJe-El6RAD-ZI5lne3Gt0f29YsfXKsFXzczU6wn629j97zOfUxqJS5IaK9WQJVgUVyvF1j6sLG2F3tHWDYzHUlAdRYLenFv8GlN_W75ckqhGFY8cTXAdJwbtgW8hFJuuM4TQxY7PrAK8k0pBYl86PGPQTW4MPOZ_tvgsWhj9w_2Dm9P6OKxIvOf9MxV6LPOkBuST3rAdEFS3zhpMmy6ililuxuh20hj3Q

>>76216726
I think in some other sea cunts like vietnam you dont need qualifications

First get I went for was 93 million get on /b/, I was 7 away

>>76216799
bet u didnt even follow through

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>>76216821
>nose piercings

ruins the woman

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walk in your room, see this, what to do ?

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>>76216745
wait what

>>76216753
Nonces kids
>>76216756
You forgot Radical centre

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anime

>>76216840
not clicking this virus

got quints on /pol/ once

Here we are.......

Do you have an autistic collection of anything /brit/?

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>>76216802

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me on the right

can't take the heat to be desu

>>76216840
>Required experience:
>Online Marketing: 1 year

fuuuuuuuck yoouuuuu

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>>76216862

>>76216756
rorke - uneducated, racist, intolerant, UKIP voter
runtoid - a runt
rasheed - a muslamic

>>76216928
yeah my virginity

whats that song that goes

didi didi dah didi dah didididi dahhhh

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>>76216802

The sun is finally (FUCKING FINALLY) of my windows, which means it will be cooler air blowing in

need an aggressive gf

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>>76216943
>be me
>looking for a job for the first time
>any job
>"requires 1 year experience"

>>76216943
That's job advert speak for "no experience required"

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>go upstairs to eat my fried chicken
>Start dripping sweat within five minutes

Ah yes, so called "summer"

I'll just stay in my cold basement room or air conditioned office, thank you

>>76216853
this is upsetting

>>76216954
hey craig

in the latest sex news I am not having any sex

(((((((vaguely jewish-sounding surname))))))

>>76216957
rasheed - uneducated, racist, intolerant, Labour voter

wish the weather could be like this in the UK more often

I think it'd make us less miserable and ugly.

>>76216978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qN72LEQnaU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qN72LEQnaU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qN72LEQnaU

>>76216928
/brit/ joints

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>>76216936

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>degree classification in 3 days

>>76216991
Always used to annoy me but seeing the difference between people who have worked before and those coming straight from education I can see why employeers do it desu.

>>76216883
punt it across the room

>>76217031
rasheed

>>76216756
rorkes - decent hard working lads who love pints and hate commies and islam

runtoids (runts) - basically the runts of the litter who never do anything with their lives and just claim NEET bux and die alone

rasheeds - degenerate lefties who defend pakis and also pakis

>>76216936
Love the man

>>76217055
runtoid rorkelet do not speak to me

>>76217031
rasheed

>>76216756
most people are stupid and want to fit in so they use those names, the good posts wont mention them at all

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>>76217049
>degree classification nine days ago

For too long we have pandered to the fascist far right's dog whistles

The fascist says "We want controlled immigration" they mean "We want less people of colour migrating"
The fascist says "refugees should go through the proper channels" they mean "let them drown in the med"
The fascist says "We want to preserve national identity" they mean "We want national pride"
The fascist says "We want sovereignty" they mean "We want supremacy"
Our leaders have pandered to the populist white supremacy for too long leading to a brutal Brexit and wibley wobbley country more divided than ever.
If we continue on this path with Theresa Mayhem or some other Tory bastard all hope is lost. Simple as.

>>76216993
proofs????

>>76217121
I did not read this

>>76217121
wtf I love fascism now

>>76217121
did you copy and paste that from the leftypol discord

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>>76217114
how did you do

Do you ever stare at the toilet bowl, at a massive dinosaur shit you just took, and wonder how all of it was inside you?

>>76217121
err yes? what's your point, caller
nothing wrong with those things

>>76217161
got a First
just

one shitty prof almost ruined everything but I did well enough elsewhere

>>76217165
Not really

so the US official unemployment rate is 4.4%, the real rate is estimated around 9%, might even be around 10% (varies)
http://www.cnbc.com/2017/05/05/heres-the-real-unemployment-rate.html
http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/michael-w-chapman/real-unemployment-93
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/the-real-unemployment-rate-is-still-close-to-10-2016-07-08

the UK official rate is 4.6%, what do you reckon the real rate is?
bear in mind this is the official definition

>"Unemployed people as those without a job who have been actively seeking work in the past 4 weeks and are available to start work in the next 2 weeks. It also includes those who are out of work but have found a job and are waiting to start it in the next 2 weeks"
going by that, reckon it could easily be double the official rate

Want to move to Germany one day. It's like the UK except everyone's slightly wealthier and more intelligent, and with decent weather.

Sick of living amongst you gutter plebs.

BIG fan of Miley Cyrus

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>>76217027

>>76217109
rorkesheed runt

>>76217195
What degree

>>76217206
Don't bother it's full of Germans.

>>76217195
nice 1
hoping for a 1st myself but doubt i'll do it

>>76217165
no but im sure your mum does when she looks at you

>>76217217
softeng

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>>76217050
how am i meant to have worked before if i can't even get my foot in to begin with? such bollocks.
>>76217049
same

>>76217206
no its basically the same in every way but they fundamentally hate their own country even more so than we do

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miss being able to ejaculate inside a human female at least once a day

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>i got a 1st

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>>76217121

>>76217090
Banta

>>76217248
oi oi clever clogs good luck

What's the PERFECT Tinder bio?

pls help

>>76217247
phwoar

brutal

the welfare state caused the holocaust

>>76217252
Do you literally have no job experience? Even retail or something when you were at uni?

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>tfw thinking about the one summer I hitchhiked and train-hopped across the US

(desu I rode with a friend most of the way and only train hopped for about 50-60 miles )

>>76217121
not a word

>>76217280
thanks laddie

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_executive_actions_by_Donald_Trump

Just got rejected for unemployment, just gonna spend my last 24 bucks on a pack of smokes and a six pack and just end it tonight

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My childhood in two pieces of media

https://youtu.be/OED6QY9gygc


Wanted to be an adventurer

>>76217247
wew

>>76217205
>The real unemployment rate is nearly 12 per cent

http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/economy/2016/03/hidden-truth-behind-george-osborne-s-record-jobs

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>>76217247

>>76217260
germans generally love their country

>>76217165

i do wonder how bad my insides smell at all times

>>76217284
love pints
hate pakis
Simple as

you can literally only get a woman preggers for one day a month

mental

>>76217206
Just go back to Turkey Mehmet

>>76217284
love: slags, pints
hate: pakis

simple as

>>76216957
forgot radical centrist (me)

>>76217299
nope
tried applying to retail stuff and got rejected. luckily i lived at home while going to uni so i saved the loan money. but still, never had a job.

>>76217314
the only way is up

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work t'morrow

>tfw 2:2 in geography from uni of central lancashire

For too long my willy has gone unsucked

>>76217315
once tried to stick one of those up my arse desu

>>76217247
good post
*upvotes*

trump is a really bad president

if only we saw this coming

>>76217260
If I were german I'd be pretty pleased with my country. This place just seems to stumble between idiotic calamities whilst the germans just get on with stuff.

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going to walk a cheeky 5km and hatch the 10km egg

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>>76217165
yeah
my arse is always sore after a big poo too

>>76217378
>that'll be 50 grand please

>>76217321
bring back the COSIRA


need more advance factories desu

>>76217212
Wow did she really say that? Wow

>>76217313
has he started building the wall yet?

>>76217364
That'll look quite runty desu. Even if it's just packing sheves at Sainsburys get some quick employment history

Best t-shirts? I like those ones that fit nicely almost like spandex, not the baggy thick ones

>>76217300
thats literally my dream, specifically around the west. pls do tell more, was there any trouble on the freights?

want to apply for that german marketing job but scared in case it's danelad's company and he's going to release my personal information . he works in HR as well

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twas 7 o'clock on a monday morning
the wagecuck awakes as a new day is dawning
his alarm clock signals the start of his plight
oh how he wished he had died during the night
he gets out of bed and begins his routine
and is out of the house by 8:15
he arrives 5 minutes early to prove that he's loyal
and so it begins; the 8 hours of toil

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>tfw got firsts in my 1st 2nd and 4th years at uni but 62% in my year abroad and got 69% as a final mark

Haven't slept in 30 hours

>>76217389
name one bad thing he's done

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>>76217321
>tfw in the 12%

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Someone shoop this image please.

>>76217460
Smart thinking 2bh

>>76217321
>The problem with the official rate is that it falls if an unemployed worker hasn’t sought a job in the past four weeks or can’t start one in the next fortnight
All me

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>five days of work ahead of me

guess who's back?

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>tfw fighting tonight

ah yes just get a quick job at a supermarket
can't even get those

I've been declined from nearly every major supermarket

could you turn burglary into a good source of income if you treat it professionally

there's a girl at work with CRACKING chebs, CRACKING arse, average face, zero personality

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>just heard my sister moaning to my mum about me being a neet


hahaha

how do I avoid becoming an obese mong as I get older?

like the vast majority of middle-age people I know are overweight (some significantly, but most just noticeably). its just seems to be the norm

I don't want to be a lardarse but I also don't want to be some fitness freak who lives an unnaturally health-obsessed 24/7 life at the expense of all the good things

>>76217446
>That'll look quite runty desu
well i know.
>Even if it's just packing sheves at Sainsburys get some quick employment history
that's the sort of stuff i applied for - tesco, sainsburys etc. got rejected

>>76217383

why? seems like one of the more impractical objects to attempt such a feat with

doin a poo
havin a wank
with a twist

Any good books about evolutionary psychology

>>76217530
lad here last night worked at an offie

surely there must be plenty of those nearby to apply to

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>>76217544
why does she care?
hate normie women

>>76217578
pics x

>>76217260
Intercontinental Banter Missile

>>76217546
the young skinnyfats become the middle aged overweights

if you're skinny now you should be fine

>>76217412
I wonder how the tories thought they were going to make that money back because you'd need to be earning upwards of £48k starting to counter the compound interest and pay it all off in minimum payments

Nearly all that money they thought they made is going to dissolve in 20 years when all the loans default

>5 days of chasing recruiters and hiring managers ahead of me with no pay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuvpTKihmaE

This is a snack that i sometimes buy for lunch when its a good deal, this time it was a ideal deal so let's review a hot food not many people have heard of before.

>>76217476

obstructing justice by trying to stop FBI investigations about him

>>76217546
It's unavoidable lad, unless you strip most of the things you enjoy out of your life (pints, choco biccies with your tae, the drunken chipper) you'll never maintain your youthful flat stomach)

>>76217546
>don't want to be a lardarse but I also don't want to be some fitness freak who lives an unnaturally health-obsessed 24/7 life at the expense of all the good things
literally why do you see these two extremes as the only options available

looks like you've got the "mong" part of obese mong cracked

poo poo poo poo... willy willy willy... poo poo.. willy poo...

>>76217596
no

>>76217468
and they didn't round it up? bit sly

>>76217459
I told a bit yesterday but I'm over dramaticizing what I did.

>Rode from Illinois to AZ with friend
>He drops me off, I meet other friend in AZ neither of us old enough to rent car (25 ffs)
>He has hippy lsd friends that tell us we can get near LA by hopping on to the box trains that go by at a certain time
>Do it, get close to LA (it was slow as fuck and took a bit, but was pretty cool)
>Yard Guard finds us (we were hoping to keep going)
>He tells us he's legally allowed to beat the absolute shit out of us unless we get the fuck out right now and never come back
>Go to bar near shitty motel near LA, guy offers a ride in the back of his truck up the entire state of california.
>Eventually get to portland and worked a summer there doing odd jobs and couch-surfing

>>76217639
comey testified that he never tried to get the russia investigation dropped and even actively encouraged it

>>76217546
yeah mate those really are the only two options eh
not like you could just eat healthily and exercise

>>76217546

eat less more move

that's literally all there is to it

>actually getting rejected by supermarkets

amazing

>>76217476
bit hard given that man hasn't accomplished a single thing in his six months on office

Grenfell residents getting £5k tomorrow.

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livin the dream

poo poo poo WILLY poo poo WILLY poo

>>76217645
bum bum bum bum bum poo

>>76216236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiJrhQC8oqU

>>76217635
crikey

runt slop

>>76217685
They keep blocking his attempts to do anything though, can't really hold that against him

>>76217693
didn't know london had a little italy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHVRbh6MpOM

used to get a massive boner everytime this video would play on The Box back in the day

though I wish that stupid bitch from the mummy would get out of the way

work at a call centre

>>76217685
he's actually done a lot the media just don't report the good stuff

he's been undoing all of obamas retarded policies

>>76217714
ah yes, "they"

maybe if he tried to do something legal he wouldn't get stopped constantly

>>76217684
it's not fair to autistics and women have advantage for any customer facing role

>>76217684
>100 people apply for 1 job

>>76216862
>divegrass

reddit spacing, you ask?
no, i think i shall not

>>76217728
Fuck off you little green bog-trotting spudnigger IRA terrorist drunk fucknut.

there is no excuse for being fat or NEET

>>76217753
are you this retarded?

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>So Anon, I heard you hate the Slavic race, is this true?

>>76217753
Nothing he's tried to do has been illegal. I think he's a fuckin knob aswell but he's not completely at fault

>>76217748
no he hasn't

he hasn't passed one piece of major legislation since getting into office

stop being fooled by his theatrics

>>76217773
It's clearer

more efficient

>>76217726
>tfw your joke doesn't bang

>>76217790
нeт

don't want to work in some shitty warehouse that takes an hour to get to

Do you have art in your place /brit/?

Thinking of getting some shitty oil painting to put something on the walls, but dont want to look like a twat either

>>76217780
getting a job and exercising is effort

>>76217791
>Nothing he's tried to do has been illegal
Well it got blocked so clearly that's not true

>>76217693

post some from san francisco lad

>>76217792
don't know why you bother replying to the brainded rorke mongs

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rate the tattoo lads

>>76216724
I went to Ireland

>that was such a lovely weekend, what did you do anon?

>>76217854
YAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>76217833
it didn't get blocked because it was illegal it got blocked because the democrats/gloablists are trying to fuck with him for trying to meddle with their plan of destroying america

>>76217854
is this pro- or anti- kekistan

deary deary me
yanks trying to emulate hibernian banter reading it off a fucking phone
this is what all you yanks look like when you post in /brit/
https://www.fb.com/TheIrishPost/videos/10156234680228452/

>>76217808
it doesn't make sense that other cities have a soho. only london produced that name organically

>>76217867
drank myself to sleep for two consecutive nights and wasted all of my waking hours being severely hungover

brillaint

>>76217808
howling mate

>>76217867
was at work and out on the lash with the lads yesterday
too hot/hungover to do owt today

leftypol OUT

>>76217911
soho = south of houston avenue

there's a noho too

This disgusts me.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multicultural_London_English

>>76217899
his travel ban literally did get blocked because it was illegal

summer research placements count as "work" to employers, right lads?

>>76217832

living requires effort
if you don't hunt for food you die

>>76217899
take your pills you bloody schizo

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>This disgusts me.
>
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multicultural_London_English

>>76217947
>I was, I weren't

>>76217966
*kicks your wingmirrors off*

>>76217943
fake news

The name "Soho" first appears in the 17th century. Most authorities believe that the name derives from a former hunting cry.

>>76217905
he's an ethnic kekistani

>>76217867

found a £20 note
took loads of benzos

cager genocide

>>76217966
doxxable info

>>76217780
you can control your weight
you can't control whether someone gives you a job or the vagaries of global economics

>>76217998
he means the yank soho you mongrel

>>76217998
i'm talking about soho in new york

>>76217949
ah yes putting control on your borders to stop the flow of none stop immigration is now illegal

mr goldberg wins again

>>76217899
>gloablists
Stopped reading

>>76217910
fucking hell, how tragic can you get?

>>76217952

you can easily spin it into work yes

>>76218017
i know he means the yank one

you and him can read the post again >>76217911


there was no confusion over what the yanks mean

>>76218010
which is better: cager genocide or white genocide?
leaning towards white genocide myself

yeah bwackie

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>>globalists
>stopped reading

>>76218038
hello leftypol

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Okay Lads im sick and tired of wasting my time and not enjoying life, I wanna move out of London or even the cunt if possible to literally anywhere. I have £1,500 in the bank and very little qualifications. So how do I go about starting anew?

>>76218011
I trust my fellow countrymen you kraut scum

>>76218055
If it's called soho because it's south of houston or whatever then that sounds pretty "organic" to me

>>76217966
*keys your car*

>>76218026
thick as pig shit
see >>76218055

>>76218013

you can always work for yourself

>>76218080
come to berlin

>>76218080
don't go to berlin it's a trap

>This country shall remain forever the home of the descendants of those people who came here in peace in order to establish in the South Seas an outpost of the British race

Anybody know what the bloke meant by this?

>>76218052
nice
it was pretty much 9-5 hours desu

>>76218080
How old are you? Depending on that you may or may not be fucked

>>76218080
manny

>>76217966
*punches the bonnet leaving a visable dent*

>>76218090
SOUTH OF HOUSTON AVENUE

SOHA

Other cities imitated london so their names are clearly contrived

>>76218080

go and teach english in taiwan

>>76218068
'miring the jacket

>>76217966
*does a fat shit on your car*

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>Take the plight of many call centre workers. More than a million people now work in them, which is about as many as worked down the pits at the peak of mining. This week, a survey by the trade union Unison revealed that a quarter had their access to a toilet restricted. Losing control of when you can empty your bladder is a humiliating loss of autonomy for an adult. Eight out of 10 reported suffering from stress; for nearly a quarter, it had reached the extent that it was damaging their home and personal life.

>On Monday, I was inundated with tweets from call centre workers sharing their experiences. One had a four-minute per day toilet allowance; another had their use of toilet facilities monitored. One worker faced disciplinary action for taking too many toilet breaks during a kidney infection. Bear in mind that the average salary for a call centre worker is just £14,500: many are stuck at their desks for hours on end, unable to communicate with fellow workers, reading the same script over and over again, and subject to abuse from frustrated customers on a daily basis. No wonder call centres are labelled the "dark satanic mills" of the 21st century.

>>76217790
Yes

>>76217463
i wake up at 6:30 to workout before work every day. have to sleep at 9

>>76218145
don't care

>>76218145
it's houston street you mong

>>76218034
doing it based on religion is

quite like working in a factory 2bh

its permanent if I want it (plus bank approval for literally anything), the work is easy as fuck 90% of the time (when I even AM working), pay is decent considering I barely even finished secondary school, and its all done in a closed off location in an industrial estate out of public view

I'm not any more qualified to do the shit that people working in pubs/supermarkets/fast food places etc do, yet they have to work horrendous jobs form which they could be shitcanned at any moment, while I spend half of the time scratching my arse and playing fucking candy crush

>>76218175
retard

read the post properly next time instead of looking to show off at the first opportunity

>>76218145

SOuth of HOuston
NOrth of HOuston
TRIangle BElow CAnal

>>76218167
for all the supposed millions of people working in UK call centres I seem to always get pinged off to Rajesh in India

>>76218178
your words not mine

and incidental to the point of my post, retard
>>76218212
spaz

@84
literally wont even consider reading this

>>76216584
>>76216584
>>76216584

>>76218088
they really fucked your car up mate, you sure about that?

the best unskilled job is a caretaker for multi-storey tower blocks

>>76218257
>>76218257
>>76218257

>>76218102
most people don't have the money to do that
you also need to have a high skill

>>76218145
Oi
calm down

>>76218196
>yank soho comes from south of houston avenue
>UMM NO IT'S A HUNTING CRY
>no, we're talking about the yank one
>UHH I KNOW I JUST WANTED TO KEEP SQUEAKING ABOUT THE LONDON ONE BECAUSE I'M THICK
ok m8

>>76218184
Whats the progression like?

New lads

>>76218294

>>76218294

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>>76218258
>>76218266
>>76218304

>>76218167
>£14,500 a year

fuckin' 'ell