>Be Brit >Pay taxes to feed shitskins and pajeets

>>76215344

feelsgoodman

>>76215395
>Be Pajeet
>Go to IT school
>get free UK citizenship for your """"""expertise""""""

>be Singaporean
>BE shitskins and pajeets
>feed yourself

KEK

>>76215344
But Singapore, you ARE Pajeet and you're a great country

>>76215429
>Be Singaporean
>Be a non welfare state
>enjoy low taxes and high standard of living
>enjoy the fact that shitskins are the minority
>enjoy good education where English is our primary language
>Feel superior to Eurocucks

>>76215454
Singapore is not pajeet central. Pajeets are the minority here.

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>be Singaporean
>have Islamic crescent on your flag

>>76215344
>Be Singapore.
>A country which is named in Sanskrit, i.e. a Pajeet language.

>be singaporean
>accidentally drop a piece of food on the ground
>get 50 lashes

>>76215344
>Be Shitaporean
>Live in the human equivalent of a beehive
top kek m8

>be singapoor
>be poor

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>>76215344
>be brit
>want to prepare some bread
>can't because butter knives are illegal

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>>76219788
>be brit
>get run over by shitskins in a van on the way to work
>get shot going to a concert
>house burns down when you're sleeping
Hahahahaha literally can't make this up.

fuck brits

>>76221336
This

>>76215344
Oi leave it out Singapore

>>76221255
>be American
>get shot on the way to work
>get shot going to a concert
>get shot in church
>get shot in the cinema
>get shot in school
>get shot at home
>paper house blows away during a hurricane
You CANNOT make this shit up