Sophie edition
USA
sophie
Would love to fight paul joseph watson
I feel ill...
*pukes onto the floor*
no more political discussions please just gimmicks and females
gay right winger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKfDhJ-gT7k
anime
>>76214311
>le fast talking British hat man
I haven't heard him in years desu
PJW is NOT a bender
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9Q72qYWxKQ
>>76214369
is that a boy
>>76214369
>>76214349
if kim touches our shetland islands i'm signing up for service immediately
Would quite like to suck a willy to feel what it's like but I doubt that the gf would agree, haha
lads
>Lucy Li, Sapphira and Heidi Pose Completely Naked
wew
>>76214424
it feels like nothing, you suck cock mainly for the psychological aspect
>>76214436
>leaf
ABSOLUTELY NOT
>>76214451
>
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>76214383
That's exactly the position I was in up until a few weeks ago. You'll make it lad. Download a dating app and try get some nice photos of you in this nice sun :)
day 10 of nofap bois
Suggest the political parties of the /brit/ Parliament and their political logos.
I would suggest the Traditionalist Rorke Party (TRP), with its logo being a Pith helmet, representing the importance of the battle of Rorke's Drift and our Imperial history
>>76214522
you are stronger than i
>>76214436
very messy flag
>>76214522
>no fap
Signs of a low testosterone count
business idea: leave the building when the leftmost picture was taken
Missing the gf whilst she's on holiday lads
I hate black keys on a piano
>>76214540
its tough lad but i feel fucking amazing
>>76214595
who's she gone on holiday with?
>>76214595
Just think how much cock she's taking with the girls in Magaluf
>76214595
don't care normscum
http://i.4cdn.org/sp/1497760162378.webm
me and the gf
Anyone else feel the sinister hand of Momentum behind the tower protests?
>>76214529
>>76214622
I've cheated on her once whilst she's been away with a girl from work in fairness, kek
>>76214643
hot
>>76214529
The Pintmen Worker's Party
centre-right, eurosceptic, appeals to deanos and lads, willing to go into coalition with whichever party can guarantee Pint rights
>>76214618
tyrone her best mate
>>76214595
the phone reception isn't so good in the congo
Me on the left
>>76214722
got my vote
>>76214386
top quality gimmick
>>76214725
i'm sure it'll be fine then lad
Allahu ackbar 2bqhwyl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50uGxdb9824
Thoughts?
>>76214735
She seems a bit overexcited
Hmm
>>76214529
The Ballbusting Party
Masochistic, insane, willing to go into coalition with any party that will guarantee to crush my nutsack in one swift kick
NEED this done to my bollocks ASAP
Where can someone score weed in London
>>76214529
the anime party
>>76214824
find the nearest grenfell protest
>>76214816
open your legs darling x
>>76214824
Nowhere, London has been officially drug free since the rule of Lord Protector Hitchens began.
>>76214817
this is a penthouse suite in vegas and he's paying a hooker to destroy his nads
what a life
lovely weather, still 30C outside
>>76214874
>lovely weather
>30c
umm no, sweaty
I need help to know how to live, guys?
reckon Black Pigeon Speaks jams dark-coloured things up his arse and shouts angry obscenities while doing his Sweden videos
If you smoke weed, you're legitimately dumb
No smart people enjoy weed
/r/ing the pic of the brazilian who couldn't handle his balls being busted
You wouldn't believe how sweaty my arse crack is lads.
>>76214895
umm yes squeaky
imagine actually going to one of those chon meetups and awkwardly discussing memes irl with skinny virgin cringelords
why do people do it?
are hannah
>>76214529
Anarcho-Capitalist Front
wonder what happened here
call me classist but we need to kill everyone with hyphenated surnames
>>76214935
>chon meetups
>skinny
lad..
Crusade idea: 10th
>>76214968
good post
Becoming an air traffic controller lads
>>76214977
Actually I reckon most people here are bony dyels. The fat neckbeard stereotype is more of a reddit thing
>>76214941
>ywn put your head between those thighs and eat her out while she gently squeezes your head
>>76215011
good luck lad
ITS TOO FUCKING WARM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKITFUCKITFUCKIT FUCKFUKCK AHAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
got a bifurcated willy and I aint afraid to show it
show it
>>76215011
enjoy unemployment in 10 years when its all automated. well done.
are riley
follow-up incoming
>>76215034
what's that? show me
>>76215050
I'll remember that when maccies goes full robot runtoid
are riley
https://twitter.com/andrew_lilico/status/875375019949305856
>>76214529
British Union of Fascists
>>76215062
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=bifurcated+penis
you're welcome xx
>>76215060
>>76215090
going to join the reserves so I pass training in time to get mobilised for the army coup against corbyn
what I wouldn't give to go back in time and have the tsar bomba drop directly onto my bollocks
>>76214941
Would absolutely shag her senseless in that position (for about 2 minutes before cumming embarrassingly quickly and slinking off leaving her unfulfilled and unsatisfied)
*mentions you in dispatches*
>>76214949
>>76215104
Caught in between these hmmm
>>76214529
Anime Party
>>76215146
>upturned nose
Nah, I'll have none of that
Would love a bf to have sweaty cuddles in this hot weather desu.
Said to myself if I haven't stamped out my V-card by 25 I'll install grindr. I have a good job and 2 degrees and speak 2 languages and earn way above average, but the autism is real
freedom
>>76214529
Leftypol English Workers Discord Party (LEWD Party)
its actually real
What's a comfy summer job lads? Slaved at a warehouse last summer and don't want that again
Literally built like a thai rice warehouse
>>76215251
sell ice creams at the beach
>>76215251
Anything night shift. Hot summer nights are GOAT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij2MXsGRHu4
My mum is watching paki soaps on free view channel 77 again
Only 5 more trophies on Digimon World to go
>max tamer level
>raise 200 Digimon
>Digimon reborn 20 times
>collect all cards
>beat all Colosseum matches
Gonna play Final Fantasy 15 next or I might buy Persona 5
>>76215249
It isn't, not his account.
'automation' is a very vague term 2bh
I know its a real and quite insidious thing, but I highly doubt we're actually sleepwalking into a Skynet dystopian future as so many seem to want us to believe
I mean, my job for instance couldn't possibly be done by a machine, and if it could I don't see how it would even be worth it as it would seem counterproductive to have an expensive machine do such admittedly pretty menial tasks
>>76215249
is that his real account?
>>76215296
>that hairline
chortle every time. how old is this fucking guy? 40?
Don't reply to it
*transforms into a white male*
ordering takeaway with the family always leads to arguments
spend the last hour arguing where to order from, everyone's a fussy cunt and you're faffing around on dominos for ages trying to get the right deal
to scale
>>76215296
Literally rofling. We used to have a little neighbor that looked like that.
>>76215396
family of working class runts
check out the definition on this
>>76215401
my bollocks in the middle of the building on the left
>>76215396
you should just have a draw with menus from one of each type of takeaway you're interested in, can't argue if theres no menus.
>>76215396
>doesn't have a mother who cooks a Sunday roast
Honestly tragic. Feminism was a mistake.
>>76214529
Radical Centrist Alliance
>>76215275
Ah yes no reply. How surprising.
Ps. The pic was taken by my loving 17 years old GF too lads.
Call your dads yet?
>>76215439
nonce
>>76215416
SCREECHING
>>76215396
cant imagine the level of runtiness of a family who argue over takeaway
>algeria
>over the last few months, the bentposting has gone from marginal to significant
>over the last few months, leftypol has been made aware of /brit/'s existence and have started to increase their presence here
doing a postulate
love nicotine
hate cigarettes
not very simple hnmmm
Had a scrap with me da' over what type of crust to get on my meat feast.
>>76215524
all the plastic surgery is obvious now
>>76215512
leftypol is straight
Carries the binbag through the house now the whole house stinks haha
>>76215524
emperors new clothes type ofvibe from her
>>76215512
Lads were literally showing off their willies in tight boxers here yesterday
Brendan Fraser is a 6'3" alpha-Chad
>>76215536
Bet he wanted cheesy crust
Just made a nice big poop lads
>>76215524
africa hair
very beautiful :)
>>76215555
I know, that was fucking hot
>>76215532
Stop smoking cigarettes. The love for nicotine will fade after a week or two.
t. 5 weeks without a ciggy, no plans to ever have another
5ft8
Odds I order pizza
Evens I do not order pizza
>>76215524
stop posting this vile deanette gremlin
>>76215548
threw up in the bin the other day and stank the whole fucking house up housemates had no idea lmao
there's no such thing as a perfect federa-
>>76215560
He was in the best episode of Scrubs ever too. Genuinely an underrated actor.
are hann
He's 5ft8
>>76215555
Pics
>>76215577
No pizza
>5'"8
The absolute STATE of thaipaki
>mfw 5ft8 Algerian posts
>>76214310
GoT actresses are so disgusting desu
>>76215611
Disgusting cow
this heat is driving me doopin' mental
drank 8 cans of beer last night but I can only find 6 empty ones
desperately looking for the final two
need pint
>>76215642
>>76215615
>>76215575
Pretty much perfect for transgirls like me though
>>76215547
Someone post that image
You know the one
>5ft8
>8
>eight
>>76215664
Ah, so this is what the runt life looks like.
>FIVE FOOT EIGHT INCHES """"""""""""""""""""TALL""""""""""""""""""""
>>76215575
>>76215615
>>76215611
BRRRAAAAAAAAAAP
>>76215671
>transgirls
*Mentally ill man who likes dressing up
172.72cm
>>76215651
she has the perfect female body now that she got fat
>>76215712
just find her and her channel disgusting
>>76215644
Literally as strong as an Automatic Teller Machine.
>>76215733
>5"8'
Stopped reading there. Do you need a special chair to reach your computer?
cunts
Fuck off Alan
Fuck off Ribena
>he's here
a large black herbalife salesman picked up my gf yday
very angry
really fascinating coincidence that all of the biggest twats who post here also happen to conveniently tripfag it up so you can filter them
>>76215733
SCREECHING
spend so much of my life thinking about the act of ejaculating
doing a watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V9n0rgawdY
>>76215060
delet this
>5 foot 8 inches
>>76215706
Love seeing old pics
You'll be the first one begging me for a date soon enough
>>76215785
listen sunshine, don't be doing a watch, be doing a do
>why yes I stand 5ft8 """TALL"""
5'8 isn't even bad
stop being mean lads i'm unironically 5'5
The 'za is late
could go for a cheeseburger rn
Do you ever have to give your gf a lift to school
>>76215822
5'6" here
*steps on you*
>naive asian girls are used sexually to satisfy the ego and insecurity of a runty manlet from Algeria and pictures are taken of them so he can post them online to prove to his 'internet friends' what a badass he is
>>76215706
HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING HELL
doing a cheeky piss on this irish runtoid's pizza before I deliver it
>takeaway
why eat ... *music stops* ... when you can just DRINK?! *music shifts up a note amid outburst of dancing and thunderous standing applause from audience*
>>76215822
>5'5
just inhaled 2lb of strawberries in roughly 5 minutes
obsessed with arse to mouth porn
hope to do it myself someday (my willy being sucked not doing the sucking lol)
>why yes my ugly brown chink child gf, I am shorter than your chinklet dad
can count on one hand the times my family has gotten takeaway
>>76215840
did this a few times desu
i was 17 she was 14
>poley is an inch taller than me
at least I have a 7 inch dick with a circumference of 6.5 inches!
my bf is 5'7
Why is everyone in Vauxhall beeping their horns and stuff
>>76215876
good lad
Two barbecues in two days. Glorious.
>>76215863
You delve I was asking the nonce
Not going to start giving him (You)s now am I
>You'll be the first one begging me for a date soon enough
>>76215874
Ah yes, the poo fetishist
>>76215896
testing em out cos vauxhalls have cool horns
Just had a two hour nap lads
was very nice indeed
Think I'll pop open a nice cold Sierra Nevada Pale Ale now
>>76215823
*delivers your pizza*
now where's my tip? i worked hard getting this here to you and the boss barely pays me
How's your sex life, Moni?
career goal: a single dad
>>76215925
Vlad
Stop
so many little harlots about town
>>76215785
ah yes, the movement of white middle class frat boys
>>76215950
>tumblr
Link
>>76215925
o blyat don't talk to "it"
>>76215848
>>naive asian girls
Ugly racial stereotype
>>76215881
literal nonce
>>76215907
want the girls bumhole cleaned out first
any kekistanis here?
sophie turner is a cokehead
>>76215601
>canada
no
>>76215906
At least after all this time he can still make me laugh
>>76215977
>>76215949
Reeeee sorry. I'll not post again for a few threads and think about what I've done.
Feel like I let the lads down..
I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.
>>76215954
middle class radicals are creative at least
the upper classes are happy with the ways things are and the working classes are just full of thickos who would tear the whole system down and not really replace it with anything better
alri
>>76215976
just a generic big tits tumblr
http://onewomaninthisphoto.tumblr.com/
>>76216024
kys tory nonce
>>76215848
Also implying I didn't post pics of the gfs from all around the world and I don't have a scot gf currently
filtered
>>76216032
shadilay brother!
>>76216021
once you're aware of his history you'll understand
>>76216053
not a tory nonce
becoming class conscious lads
what does 'justice for grenfall' actually mean?
why do people protesting a tower burning down have socialist banners and placards?
why should theresa may have to leave her job because a tower burnt down?
what is the point of marching through the streets and protesting about a tower burning down?
non of this seems to make any sense at all
>>76216021
It's okay, you didn't let any of us down, we love you, or at least... I do <3 x
>>76216106
T May personally set it on fire
reckon I'm by far the coolest swaggest lad in here
*'Can't Touch This' ringtone goes off*
*answers with 'Yo!'*
>>76216106
From what I gather they want her put in a tower and it be burnt to the ground
Making fried chicken but looks like the coating isn't gonna be that crispy. I'll try leaving it in the pan for a bit longer.
Reckon I used too little oil.
Any tips anyone?
>>76216109
Oh my days
Vile
going to put something naughty in my tummy tonight
>>76216161
hotter pan lad
keep extinguishing ciggies on myself when I'm pissed up
woke up today with a massive burn on my shoulder that's going to take weeks to heal
>>76216102
good lad
>>76216160
I WANT TO BOUNCE ON HOT MAN'S DICK <3
>>76216161
Fried as in deep fried
>>76216151
Isn't that the same thing they are """protesting"""?
any NEET man in?
Did you know the Scots did fried chicken first?
Based scotland
>>76216204
Yeah well I'm shallow frying them
>>76216162
Alcohol? Semen?
any magapedes in?
>>76216218
Brit is a well educated wage normie general
>>76216218
me, but I've got 4 different interviews booked next week so I probably won't be for long.
>>76216245
>>76216160
>61 years old
>Literally the aging goal
>>76216106
London is an embarrassment, just ignore it
>>76216267
suck my cock bro
>>76216267
>a black guy
>>76216265
good luck next week lad
>>76216218
alri
>>76216309
b-bloody hell!
>>76216106
IT MEANS GIBSMEDAT WHITEY
>>76216309
these would look fuking disgusting outside a bra. just like most tits that are above a c cup
You can only be NEET through choice, not circumstance, in this country
>>76216355
nice
>>76216314
thanks la
>>76216265
Good luck, mate
cba and can't see myself ever getting a job lads
don't mind doing chores around the house and helping out my parents
just don't want to work 40 hours a week for some cunt boss, having to interact with normies
pretty sure it's too late for me at my age anyway, no experience/skills, no clue what job to do, no social skills
>>76216355
Crickey
>>76216375
nah
once you're a NEET for long enough, you can't not be a NEET
Should I apply for a warehouse job?
Need money and don't want to do anything in retail because I don't want to talk to members of the public
>>76216395
you get used to it like 2 months in desu.
I could never go back to being a NEET, would feel so fucking useless
>>76216389
ta mate
>>76216355
it's time
alri
>>76216375
rather ignorant post
>>76216375
wrong
there's far more unemployed than job vacancies
that's not even counting how so many of the jobs "created" over the last few years are complete bollocks - zero hours, apprenticeships, self employment, not to mention how so many people have given up looking for work rather than stack shelves for 70 quid a week
>>76216422
yeah but loads of people think like that so good luck
>>76216422
yeah, go for it lad
I'd work in a warehouse 2bh
>>76216270
As a JF seeing pakis selling London gifts is heartbreaking
>>76216431
Janny
>>76216450
stop victimising yourself
>>76216426
if someone just came up to me and gave me a job that would be fine
don't have the strength or ability to look for jobs and go through the interview/filtering process, complete bollocks
>>76216450
letting women into the workplace was a mistake
what are you lads doing for the 4th of july?
basic universal income
>>76216443
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>76216487
what website did you apply to your marketing job that no german can do
>>76216493
Yeah wasn't trying to talk down to you. Literally only got a job because of nepotism. The job search process is absolute hell
>>76216487
http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/economy/2016/03/hidden-truth-behind-george-osborne-s-record-jobs
off yourself
>>76216500
Fuck all
whatever happened to Naseem Hamed?
heard he got fat once he hung up the gloves ~early 00s but literally not a single thing since
Why is Walid ibn al-Mughirah al-Makhzumi such a meme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZuSy_WDtLo
Bums and tums
>>76215249
the revenge arc?