/brit/

had coffee in a cup similar to that one

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just stuck an oven pizza in x

Listening to Sum 41

>>76212213
>implying he'll be alive in 2018

>>76212213
2017*

>>76212284
yank group

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*blocks your path*

love ginger beer
simple as

hate diane abbot
hate taxes
hate the poor
hate foreigners
love pints and pretending i'll earn enough to be in the top income tax bracket one day

https://twitter.com/VICE/status/876182691401650177

>>76212281
>dinner between 4 and 5

runtclass

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why can't rorkelets handle banter?

this thread is brought to you by the socialist worker™

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>>76212213
*siezes your mansion*

is a rorke actually the kind of guy who gets triggered by corbyn or is this leftypol appropriating a random term.

t. Rasheed

stop building new houses in the uk
we're full
we need to import most of our food
move all the old people to spain/australia
move 10% of 18 to 35 year olds to canada
stop mass immigration
knock down the midlands and turn it into farmland and forests

>>76212281
>all that doughy bread base

Revolting.

>>76212295
Okay

>>76212306
finally

>>76212308
it'll be after 5 when that's ready lad

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>>76212308
this is actually my late lunch

>>76212302
>hate taxes
>want to be in the top bracket paying the most tax

didn't really think that through did you

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might order a cheeky chinese

Why is Asia pronounced "Ajah"?

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https://youtu.be/sIrDLwGPP9s

>>76212284
alri sershlad

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why can't leftypol handle banter?

>Imagine a party with a British theme
>Imagine what they would decorate their house with
>What clothes they would dress in
>What food they serve
>Anyone could immediately tell what the theme is
That's culture, lads

>>76212350
it isn't

>>76212302
this is withering satire

>>76212341
middle class have dinner between 7 and 8

>>76212350
ae-ja

Government sponsored rape of slags when?

>>76212319
a rorke is someone who loves pints and hates islam and commies

>>76212382
The girlfriend?

>>76212350
why not

>>76212369
They are rarely 'personally' offended, they also have to be offended on everyone else's behalf

You will find the term "sustainable development" peppered throughout Town Planning statutes and regulations but in practice, it has no meaning at all, hardly nothing gets refused permission for being "unsustainable".

>>76212382
please tell me it has a penis

>>76212399
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotherham_child_sexual_exploitation_scandal

>>76212382
she BETTER have a penis

>>76212382
just got sacked thanks lad

unironically a massive centre leftist, been here for about 3 years and see my gimmicks used daily

too fucking hot out

>>76212382
oh he won't like that he won't like that one bit at all

>>76212214
statistically right-wingers tend to be more attractive though

being better looking often means you'll be more successful in your career, people will treat you better, better job opportunities, meaning you can cultivate more wealth

these attractive successful people tend to be opposed to the policies that the left propose, whereas less attractive, less successful people tend to become leftists as the left offers to "level the playing field", make things fairer and more equal


>>76212239
it's basic knowledge that in hollywood, showbiz, etc, coming out as right-wing is career suicide unless you're a firmly established and legendary celebrity that it wouldn't hurt your career to do so

so a lot of leftist celebs may actually just be spouting stuff they don't believe in, or the rightist celebrities may just be a lot more quiet about their political opinions

really makes you think about the people who run hollywood that this would be a career danger though

>>76212399
already happens up north

paki labour MPs help cover up paki rape gangs

>>76212369
why are they all underage haha

Now I'm listening to Good Charlotte

Imagine still living with mummy and daddy at 23+

Literally just imagine being that pathetic

>b-b-but le gubbermint ain't doin anyting

http://imgur.com/a/Ogxqi

genghis khan is really pissing me off in this game of civ lads

>>76212302

how will righties EVER recover from this rapier deconstruction of their psyche?

>>76212412
hello leftypol discord

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Why is she so much more bro tier than the other Brit lefty girls on Twitter like Aisha, Sara, Rosy and Anna? For a lefty who associates with those people she's pretty level headed and rational.

>>76212414
refusals are determined by the local plan not the Acts lmao

it's a spatial plan drawn out according to sustainability

>>76212453
Wow, a letter written by some random staffer?! Mummy May is really working overtime on this one! Shadilay!

>>76212446
most lefties are underage or severely held back developmental wise

being a rorke comes with maturity and intelligence

>>76212478
literally me

>>76212470
Are you being ironic or didn't you understand my post? Spacker

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Imagine here sliding her swollen moist pussy along your throbbing veiny cock then furiously riding until climaxing whilst whispering in your ear.

>>76212476
she's a secret radical centrist

>>76212476
tiny following, she needs a viciously autistic needs base to build her social "presence" upon

*looks at /brit/*

>>76212476
leave them alone mate

seems like tories have no idea how to relate to people during a crisis

are they autistic??

>>76212476
shes a rorke infiltrator

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>>76212519
i thought blair killed you
>Mr Blair woke his wife, Cherie, one morning and told her: “If John dies, I will be leader, not Gordon. And somehow, I think this will happen. I just think it will.”

>>76212534
sounds favorable

>>76212484

the only sustainable development is none at all

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>>76212507
>paki being this rattled

>>76212534
already have a gf

going to legally change my name to Leninidas

and thats it

>>76212554
how are they supposed to relate to people who wont listen to what they have to say and just instantly shout obscenities and try to attack them

>>76212554
they're posh nonces

>>76212534
I'll have one please

>>76212576
>repeal and T&CPA and replace it with antinatalist policy

ah yes very good

>>76212534

sounds unhygienic
would rather suck a cock, cocks can be cleaned properly, fannies can't

not even gay

>>76212476
dont care stop talking about this weird alien looking bint

>>76212580
skyrim character tier

>>76212534
sounds disgusting

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HOT HOT HOT HOT

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>>76212571
it wasn't supposed to be an instruction manual

>>76212534
why whats she saying

had a dream where I shagged poley

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>>76212554
I think Theresa May has literal autism.

I'd feel very sympathetic if my single greatest fear wasn't her being Prime Minister, given her fetish is draconian internet surveillance. So instead I hope she's suffering as much as possible and will resign in short order.

kind of shudder every time I see trump posting puerile retarded shit on twitter

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being doing DIY in the sun lads

*cracks open a premixed gin and tonic can*

bottoms up

the unwitting gf
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1497746817288.webm

>>76212658
oh he will NOT be happy

>>76212671
thats a long neck

doing a residents

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcI5rNR5TGM

Gonna get my forklift license lads

>as a forklift driver in aus, I make more than a graduate software eng in london

fucking SCREECHING, the absolute STATE of the UK

>>76212662

A real autist couldn't even become a local councillor mate

>>76212662
a vote of no confidence would be a breach of the equalities act 2010. autistics are people too

want to 'av a laugh la's?
https://twitter.com/hashtag/indvpak?data_id=tweet%3A876400968769744896&f=tweets&vertical=default&src=tren

>>76212616
is it me or is does everyone in skyrim sound like they've got autism?

somehow i prefer oblivion's 3-voices.

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STOP BEING HOT

>>76212671
she's so pale and delicate :3
bet she burns really easily

hate rorke
hate /pol/
hate bankers
hate bonuses
hate jobs
hate old people
hate ukip
hate tories
hate drooomplfft *gag*
hate britain
hate /brit/
hate the working class
hate the middle class
hate the upper class
hate white people
hate straight people
hate non-muslims
hate myself
hate my parents
hate my flab
hate intolerance
hate hatred
hate life
love corbyn
love the attention i get from banging on about corbyn
love upvotes
love censorship
love bashing the fash
love leftypol
simple as

>>76212719
I'll tell you what else burns really easily

>>76212703
>woman
>autistic
>labour want to keep her from being PM
Why do labour hate vulnerable minorities?

>>76212699
actually autism can manifest differently in women

>>76212727
>hate the working class
>hate white people
>hate straight people
rude

>>76212719
*sets her alight*

alri

>>76212710
Who's winning/looking to be winning atm

>>76212746
found the working class straight white person hahaha

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>>76212734
what?

can someone please tell me why most lefties are degenerates?

there must be some correlation there

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>>76212746
>white straight working class male

eww

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>>76212774
alri

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Fuck, marry, kill

>>76212685
paaaaaaarp

currently looking for 1 (one) gf to come cook for me thank you very much

>>76212761
india lost just

>>76212825
Kill, fuck, marry

>>76212551
I will when they leave white men alone.

>>76212809
they aren't
the degenerate ones are a vocal minority

>>76212825
Marry Kill fuck

This is objectively the correct answer

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>want a cup of tea
>it's too warm

>>76212825
f k m

>>76212825

mfk

>>76212809
the left is allegedly about rebellion

what better way is there to rebel than by breaking social norms, engaging in taboos and acting in otherwise morally reprehensible behaviour that civilised people would look down on?

>>76212658
m2f

>>76212858
incorrect

>>76212866
Iced tea mate

https://www.gumtree.com/p/astrology-psychics/spiritual-healer-black-magic-removal-indian-astrologer-love-spell-casters-vashikaran-specialist/1248167281

Ah yes the old 100% guarantee black magic curse removers on gumtree

>>76212809
most people are degenerates. conservatives just hide it better

>>76212809
>degenerates
this just means anything reactionaries dislike though
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Degenerate_music
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Degenerate_art

>>76212809

leftists hate themselves, their culture, their race, their nation. they want us all to be as miserable as they are. they deface their bodies and their lives with their degenerate behaviour as self punishment, and they try to punish society with their retarded politics.

>>76212699
I dunno I have aspergers and I could probably have gotten onto the list if I drank with the Blairites instead of the hardworking but incompetent lefty arm who tell me fun stories about how my type killed Rosa Luxemborg.
You could stretch that and say "real autists" are the nonverbal ones who can't feed themselves, obviously, but whatever.

I wonder if Theresa May ever thinks "People only seek me out when they want something, they'd never actually spend time with me willingly even if they'll tolerate my presence when I arrive of my own accord. Well fuck 'em, I don't need to put in the effort. If they don't actively want to seek me out, I don't actively want to seek them out, I'm going to sit and post about the Prime Minister's developmental disorders on an imageboard instead."

haha

i'm actually looking forward to work tomorrow because of the nice air conditioned office

>>76212882
no, you're incorrect

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>leftists hate themselves, their culture, their race, their nation. they want us all to be as miserable as they are. they deface their bodies and their lives with their degenerate behaviour as self punishment, and they try to punish society with their retarded politics.

>>76212545
She said on her curiouscat.me that she used to be a Communist but realised how authoritarian Communism is.

I guess she grew up unlike the others.

>>76212895
correct

>>76212866
drinking hot tea will cool you down m8

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here's your authentic pasty bro

>>76212909

shut the frick up nerdface

>>76212848
don't watch any cricket
is it like a best of 5? India 2-1?

>>76212894
>reactionaries
this just means anything degenerates dislike though

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reactionary#20th_century

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>>76212809

>>76212939
hurtful

>>76212933
this is literally bullshit
having more heat in you makes you hotter
cold drinks cool you down

>>76212923
>>76212914
bonjour leftypol

So brave x
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-europe-40290864/transgender-woman-s-selfies-document-transition

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>The most pressing political issue for me? Why, internet privacy of course, m'gentle sir

>>76212895
>leftists hate themselves, their culture, their race, their nation
can't say i do tbqh
plenty of things i dislike about britain (the monarchy, toffs, the house of lords, warmongering) but i don't "hate" it

lids lids lids lids

>toyota

amirite

>>76212933
this doesnt happen at all, not for me at least. drinking tea always dramatically raises my body temperature.

https://youtu.be/UHKsuA1icDw

>>76212981
ah yes the BBC

groundbreaking stuff

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>>76212895
This.

Exhibit A: pic related

>>76212895
didn't start to hate my nation until it voted against it's independence.

if it's going to be like that i'll make like the vast majority of scots who have testicles and get the fuck out of scotland.

>>76212896

Nobody on the autism spectrum could make it in politics. Even a so called high functioning aspergers couldn't do it, they lack the ability to manipulate people that is crucial in politics.

Want to listen to 90s rap. Recommend some lads.

>>76212975
holy shit I share /brit/ with complete and utter brainlets

a hot drink does make you immediately hotter, yes, but then your body reacts to this by making you sweat a lot, which ends up cooling you down more than a cold drink would

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>bonjour leftypol

>>76212809
conservative people have more of a disgust response (moral intuition) towards things that are alien to their culture/norms/traditions etc
jonathan haidt has a good book on it

>>76212960
well it's literally the definition, yeah
dreaming about returning to an imaginary past and earlier socioeconomic structure is the cornerstone of reactionary thought and always has been
"reactionary" doesn't carry the bile and fury that the term "degeneracy" does

>>76212989
yes you do you mouthbreathing leftie cunt
move to a third world commie shithole and see how you like that

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>>76212895
>leftists hate themselves, their culture, their race, their nation
uh no

>>76213026
so exercise cools you down as well?

>watching Top5s

give me some other comfy as fuck youtube channels to watch

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>cultural marxism exists

>>76212984

First they'll censor the internet, then they'll censor what books you can read, what you can watch on TV, what you can say, what you can think.

>>76213025
bone thugs-n-harmony

>>76213007
Would love it if universities really were communist. It's constantly amusing how good right wing paranoia sounds. Cultural Marxism isn't real either.

>>76213026
but then you're coated in sweat

>>76213036
>"reactionary" doesn't carry the bile and fury that the term "degeneracy" does
ah but don't you wish it did

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>>cultural marxism exists

>>76213039
nah. britain should be communist like every other country.

*engages in cultural marxism*

CULTURAL MARXISM ISNT REAL ITS A CONSPIRACY

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cossy got knicked a few months ago and some yank just sent me this fuming

>>76213044
no because that heats you up much more than a cup of tea will and whilst you probably end up sweating a little bit more, it's not going to have the same effect as a cup of tea in terms of temperature change
>>76213096
nowt wrong with that

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thoughts?

>>76213097
not really, plenty of the Nrx goons embrace the term enough to make it worthy of derision without changing the definition

rorkepol is hilariously easy to rile up
when will they stop ruining /brit/?

Define Cultural Marxism

>>76213160
fuck off leftypol /brit/ is and always has been a rorke general you're not welcome here

>>76213165
civic nationalism

>>76213152
it's better just to drink a cold drink, preferably with lots of ice, sweaty xx

just got back from my cultural marxist training at soros school
completed the white genocide module today, enjoyed it very much

>lefty
>degeneration
>GRR ALL LEFT WING PEOPLE !!!!

firstly: FOY
secondly: most left leaning people aren't mentally ill like that, you're just thinking of a small minority of extreme left wing loonies
sure, you might have a few normies latching onto it because it's fashionable, but most people don't really care and are just normal

of course, /brit/ wouldn't know this because they don't go outside and just listen to what /pol/ and the alt-right media tells them

>>76213165
jews feeding degeneracy

Really miss classic Chris-Chan

POLITICAL + SEXUALITY POLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/13222394
http://www.strawpoll.me/13222394
http://www.strawpoll.me/13222394

this study brought to you by the /brit/ Foundation

>>76213014
I dunno, at the risk of sounding dunning-kruger I'd say I'm an acceptable manipulator.
Mostly picked up from lying to people in IRC and giving obfuscating answers in school so people couldn't bully me based on my reply.

Mildly tempted to also mention the speculation gordon brown was a sperg, but I prefer the alternate explanation that his move rightwards to stay inside the blair-y-mandelson-y group in the 80s and 90s just shattered his personality.

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The real cancer is sheltered provincial runts who go to university and find themselves away from their parents in a big town or city for the first time, and exposed to novel, edgy things (cannabis, communism, concrete buildings etc)

These are the people who support Corbyn only as a way of establishing their independence from their parents and forming a like-minded friend group. They should not be taken seriously

engaging in some treasonous Groucho Marxism

>>76213042
>That second point
Absolutely howling at the dribbling retard who spent the time and effort putting that together

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I just tried using clippers to shave the sides and back of my hair myself

>>76213155
Chicken and chips

>>76213042
Ah yes the guy on the left looks and sounds just like a modern leftist, very accurate representation of today's left, that.

>introduced an immigrant act placing limitations
SUNNY JIM
GO AWAY
RACIST
SEXIST
ANTI-GAY

>sent a taskforce to the faklands
>criticised plans to cut defence spending
WARMONGER!!!!

>gave the public a vote on the eec, opposing heath's terms
EUROPHOBIC BIGOTS FUCK OFF AND DIE

Wish we had some more bloodsports in this country.

All we have is fox hunting ffs.

>>76213281
hate cannabis
love communism

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anime

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you can call me "five foot nine jonny" because my name is jonny and i am 5'9

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>>76213307

>>76213327
Those are liberals. The left is dead.

*plunges my 8 inch fat knob into your rectum*

heheh, who's the bitch now?

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ARE

AISH

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why aren't you in a beer garden with your friends and gf?

>>76213378
you, ya bender

>>76213378
*manages to pull in your whole body up my ass and absorbs you*

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thinkll i try using reverse psychology on myself

i WANT to go to work tomorrow. work is GOOD. it is FUN. it gives you PURPOSE. you WANT to go tomorrow.

hmm, isnt working

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>>76213378
That's a hologram *teleports behind you and beheads you*

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this triggers the rorke

>>76213395
I'm sitting on my phone as the lads play cod atm

>>76213025

souls of mischief
divine styler
lords of the underground
naughty by nature

>>76213408
WTF
So this is why yanks are so large

>>76213395
I'm too ugly to have a gf and lost all my friends when I had a mental breakdown and didn't speak to anyone in a year. Wbu? x

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>>76213395
Lemme tell you about FEMA, OKAY? I'll just give you the quick rundown. The GLOBALISTS, on NINE ELEVEN...

>>76213422
bit of a silly edit there

run up on a nigga n get nyam like breakfast

>>76213240
/brit/ is a radical centrist general

>>76213408
*lights a match inside your colon and gets blown out of your anus like a howitzer*

try again, amerilard.

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>>76213474

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>>76213474
unironically the single worst political position there is.

>>76213415
Use self hypnosis or NLP.

http://www.planetnlp.com/nlp_exercises.html
https://talktherapies.wordpress.com/2014/09/09/self-hypnosis-the-betty-erickson-method/

>>76213494
>>76213493
>>76213474
>>76213466
>>76213462
do you like politics

>>76213523
not really

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>>76213240
>Constant leftyposting in these threads
>There are only 5 lefties
The absolute state of lefties baka senpai

what an over the top reaction to a burning building

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please post moggs

>>76213523
>>>/pol/

>>76213523
yeah not as much as urban planning though

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>>76213521
this wageslavery is fair compensation
this wageslavery is fair compensation
this wageslavery is fair compensation

>yanks
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1497683052946.webm

>>76213240
>Over one third of /brit/ are benders

Any other right wing acid heads like me?

>>76213546
>implying most of the commieposting isn't coming from rorkes and centrists ironically shitposting

>>76213549
gonna cackle when he loses his seat next election. it's in contention and CLP are going hard

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>sorrow at sunup

Sitting in the garden in the sun with a big ol magnifying glass trying to set my bollocks on fire

>>76213593
not a very nice thing to do to mogg

>>76213595
maisie <3

>>76213556
what about urbane planning

>>76213595
*drools on her* woops hehe

https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/876410430176075777
can't wait to seize pjw's house and see him beaten up by poor people

>>76213570
according to economic theory you'd only work if it was fair compensation/what you thought was fair. Or at least meets your 'reserve wage'

>>76213240
>right wing bisexuals and homosexuals

explain pls

>>76213685
What's this called again?

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Just ordered one of these from B&Q lads. Who wants to come over and absolutely TEAR APART my bollocks with it?

Sitting in the garage, 32c in here, the big fucking metal door is like a radiator

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Don't know how people can do this

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>>76213627
urbane?

>>76213687
loads of neo nazis are benders
hell even the original nazis had loads of gays in the SA

>>76213727
open it

>>76213687
what's there to explain

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>>76213593
mogg will never lose

>>76213729
buglike mentality

>>76213687
Love cocks. HATE bennies.

>>76213687
>you can't be right wing and gay

spotted the yank

>>76213729
hate how these people are drawn outside by the sun like flies to shit
sick of seeing fat bald old men at pubs wearing shorts

>>76213687
Cult of virility. Some take it too far and start sucking dicks.

>>76213772
On the plus side you're seeing lots of juicy slag legs tho

>when people say white people have no culture
https://youtu.be/vIaYxRvyU7U

>>76213772
I went to the park the other day with my gf and despite it being nearly as crowded as that pic it was really comfy just lying down with her head on my chest rubbing her back and occasionally kissing her :)

>>76213729
>I'LLLLLLL BE REEEEAAAAAADYYYYYY!

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hetero rorkes+radical centrists are the official /brit/ coalition

>>76213669
neoclassical economics is bunk
http://digamo.free.fr/keen2011.pdf

>>76213523
no

>>76213796
true
>>76213811
FONT

>>76213729
Dont understand what part of that is remotely enjoyable

>>76213821
we should make a /brit/ parliament

>>76213811
awww

>>76213870
leftypol would just attempt a violent sperging coup

ive HAD it with this motherfucking sun in this motherfucking country

hate crowded places because I feel like people are always looking at me and then looking away when I look back at them

really like /o/ but it's slow as fuck

Just imagine all the teenage girls out in the sun with musky sweaty knickers now lads

>>76213920
just need to relax

>>76213910
how can you coup an online parliament

>>76213940
nonce

>>76213958
*Puts on hacking sunglasses*

Nothing personal kiddo, hehe

fantasising about worldbuilding again but i can never find a good map generator and then even if i got one i liked i know i'd get a country idea that wouldn't fit into the map as it existed requiring extensive modification to the entire world just to add some pissing little principality.

>>76213958
with determination

>>76213378
f-fuck
harder

>>76213958
dunno but leftypol are definitely mongy enough to try it

>>76213986
You could always draw it yourself

>>76213958
very carefully

Wish strawpolls were still as popular here as they were about a year ago

>>76213669
I guess that explains why I'm not currently employed then haha

shall be waiting to make a post until the next thread

would the /brit/ parliament use FPTP, PR or AV?

Wish bumholes were still as popular here as they were about a year ago

Is it really noncing if you feel like a teenager trying to make up for lost time?

>>76214094
yes

>Centrists (fencesitters) are the biggest bisexuals

hmmmm...

>>76214094
yes

>>76214094
nah

>>76214079
popular vote obviously the demographic isn't big enough

I will volunteer as the official radical centrist candidate

>>76214130
nonce

>>76214094
pretty sure thats how a lot of nonces are made

>>76214009
I can't really forward think out continents, etc. There's a million little decisions.
Usually I just decidde to never make a map and just plan things out without any strict barriers, but then it's harder to draw inspiration from coincidences.

>>76214079
Biggest willy gets elected

>>76214136
you'll pay for this

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>over half of /brit/ are either gay, bisexual and/or lefties

>>76214181
the other half are yanks

>>76214094
no
source: MJ trial

>>76214181
/brit/ has always been pretty bent tbf

who /britfa.gs/ here

>>76214181
lets push that percentage over 50% stud ;)

>>76214181
it's not /brit/ it's leftypol contaminating the results

/brit/ is a straight white rorke male general

>>76214181
/brit/ was always a little gay, but it was never very left-wing

the results show that leftists are a minority however, just a very loud one

>>76214181
all me

>>76214205
no fuck off raider

ughh this heat im fucking dying

>>76214232
it shows right wingers are a minority as well sweaty :) xx

gay right wingers do no exist

is ZP still doing weekly reviews? not even a gamer myself but I always enjoyed his videos until I drifted away from them a while back

>>76214310

>>76214310

>>76214310

>>76214300
paul joseph watson x

>>76214161
France != England dumbass

>>76214320
>>76214320
>>76214320
NEW

>>76213687
Objecting to muslims killing gay people is right wing now.

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Would love a gf to have sweaty cuddles in this hot weather desu.

Said to myself if I haven't stamped out my V-card by 25 I'll hire an escort. I have a good job and 2 degrees and speak 2 languages and earn way above average, but the autism is real