/brit/

*pees on ur gf*
'alri lads

love wanking with my gfs fanny right up in my face and licking it and stuff
shes such a lovely gf

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>>76205781

Redpill me on Portsmouth and the surrounding areas

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need a national socialist gf

>>76207312
which portsmouth?

>>76207346
Who is this?
>>76207389
What is this?

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>>76207389

If I Had A Nickel For Every Time I've Cried In The Back Of An Uber, I Would Have Another Pair Of Yeezy's.

>>76207312
plymouth >>>> portsmouth

>>76207396
Greater London

PM David Davis pls

forgot to get milk so am drinking tea with ground ginger

breddy gud

who will be the first artist to bring lo-fi trance into the mainstream?

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Female Bulgarian invasion when?

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anime

>>76207452
buddy holly

>>76207394
Obviously the city in England you spacker

>>76207416
hate seeing this boy. saw him 1 minute age 6 and the next age 16. makes me feel old desu

https://youtu.be/uBsPLEz01Qg?t=6s

what did he mean by this?

>>76207457
they're bad news mate
i dated one
they're bitchy as fuck and disloyal
cute accents and nice legs though

NEED a Priti Patel PM

>>76207474
>>76207394
Having deja vu lads

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How's /GF2017/ coming along lads?

Nearly half way through

>>76207493
mugged off by a qt after we had sex and i've just decided emotionless casual sex is better

>>76207452
dj vang

>>76207479
>i dated one
>one
comprehensive statistics you've got there m8

>>76207479
>implying I want to date one
I just want to stick my penis in their warm gooey vagina
Vaginas are gooey, right? Like from the lady cum?

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>>76207346
I concur

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>>76207074

>>76207493
How are you half-way through a gf?

>>76207493
>not /wife2017/

Just finished my vows

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PHWOAR

>>76207522
ireland is bad

not going to expose one inch of skin to the sun this summer

going for a vampire aesthetic

people are going to freak

>>76207540
nice pair of brappers

>>76207516
dated one
fucked another
one was a tourism student
one was a psychology student
psychology student was fucking loco

*clears throat*
....straight,
...white,
..men.

like, UGH, right??

>>76207540
Looks young

>>76207540
2,1

>>76207540
unhygienic . should be wearing boxer briefs

>>76207568
ah, two then, i'm convinced

>>76207540
Nice to see that those trees are growing healthily, they'll be magnificent in 50-100 years

>>76207477
LOL that made me actually laugh out loud

>>76207493
I unironically lost my virginity a few months back then got a gf shortly after

>>76207568
font

>>76207592
shut it gimp boy

Revolutionaries have switched from economics to culture.

>>76207563
stop it you'll ruin arses for me forever

>>76207606
good lad

>>76207560
good choice la

going to tell lads at work I spent all day outside though haha

>>76207493
Thinking of booking an escort to de-virginise

>>76207613
>farting ruins arses

wat

>>76207477
fucking kek

>>76207510
It isn't but I have fucked the oldest chick I've ever fucked (33) and the youngest in terms of age gap (20) this year. I'm 29

>>76207510
She decided that before you fucked her

>>76207612
They dd that back in the 60s

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>Not been on /adv/ in months.
>Mysterious connection error message on that board only.

Did they shadow ban me lmao.

>>76207627
go for it

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would heem anyone who said lucozade original is shit in my presence

don't even know where the memes stop and I begin anymore

>>76207493
lost virginity after i met some girl on tinder, shagged for a bit but she's going travelling next year so no gf

>>76207533
The year you fucking melt

>>76207651
you should get a pass lad.

>>76207510
Wish i was a girl so i could have emotionless no strings sex whenever I wanted

>>76207493

fuck off fitizen

>>76207666
good lad move on to the next one

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>>76207656
once drank too much and my sick was red. can still smell it

>>76207533
hes halfway to becoming a gf

>>76207653
Do they tell you what to do? Just worried about messing up in some way and never being able to have sex with a real girl after out of fear

>>76207412
counsellor troi
>>76207389
>>76207414

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>taigs in my thread

>>76207676
I wish I was a girl in general

>>76207656
Lucozade in general is shit mate

>>76207493
had lots of goals for 2017 but a gf wasn't one of them
just not interested

>>76207672
>Not bring able to tell when someone is making a joke
Literal autistic runt

it's too fucking hot lads
genuinely feel like crying

How do I get a boner on mdma

Help

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>>76207637
>age gap (20)
>I'm 29

stop right there criminal scum

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>>76207656

>obama did more harm than good
>most americans think he was a good president

hmm how is this

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>>76207702
g'wan do something about it

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why does he look weird?

>>76207709
He's Icelandic - they have a German level sense of humour. I assumed he was a typical Icelandic.

(Also yes, I am autistic and runty...)

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how the fuck do you fuck girls on tinder?

I get quite a few matches and talk to them but it never goes anywhere

>>76207709
>>76207672 #
>Not bring able to tell when someone is making a joke
Literal autistic runt

>>76207493
>tfw /gf2014/ is still going strong

>>76207754
big head

>>76207756
arrange to meet them in person early on

>>76207754
BAGGY TROUSERS

>>76207754
Built like a London chip shop

>>76207756
have to be fit

>>76207637
>29
>20 year age gap

lad....

>>76207754
short legs

Closing in on 1 million subs thanks to you guys. Please subscribe if you're not already. I really appreciate it /brit/

https://www.youtube.com/user/PrisonPlanetLive

>>76207723
I felt pretty fucking skeezy afterwards I have to admit but she was a chill girl and there was no alcohol involved so I guess it makes it acceptable.

Okay it doesn't make it acceptable but I guess it makes it less creepy.

Alright it isn't less creepy but I was in a hostel, surely that makes it okay?

WHATEVER DON'T CARE STUCK MY DICK IN A 20 YEAR OLD.

>>76207702
That some sort of airsoft club or something?

>>76207754
5'9 and built like a paki bus driver

>>76207798
ah I see here lies my problem

Lesidant Brump Tart! XdD

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>you should get a pass lad.

reckon the Express is more reliable than the Independent these days

>>76207721
don't know why people find this hard, i get way hornier on md and really want to have sex

watching babymetal

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I've gassed the jews
camp after camp

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>>76207804
>CIVIC NASHUNALISM IS THE NIEW COUNTAH CULTAH

>>76207839

fucking Infowars is at this stage

Going to mummy and daddys for a sunday roast, have to go into work tomorrow unfort but then I'm off for the rest of the week.

Not bad desu

>>76207754
manlet innit

>>76207839
Eeeeesh mate HAFWWY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCXxR51qLFo

hmm
maybe tim should spend money on a new PC rather than an expensive guitar

>>76207835
oh fuck you got me there

>>76207756
>make small talk for a bit
>ask them out on a date to get to know them a bit
>proceed to shag

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>Hey, faggot ..
>*entire thread looks at me*

>>76207493
got an arranged marriage offer kek

>>76207862
loving this blog

>>76207799
She was about as tight as a 9 year old, or all 20 year olds were that tight when I was 20 but I just didn't know any different?
I dunno....

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Just don't know where to start with girls this out of my league

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>10,000 Muslims expected to attend Cologne anti-terror march.


>300 people of mixed faith actually show up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsnqhUuYoFo

take the red pill

>>76207900
just be yourself

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off here lads, what would you get?

>>76207886
cheeky cunt

*makes OK symbol with right hand and puts it at thigh level*

m8 look down ere

*you look*

ha got you you muppet

*punches you playfully on the arm*

>>76207900
she's not out of your league buddy

>>76207900
size of those baps

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>>76207900
just be yourself bro

>>76207912
more like 250 leftist cucks and 50 muslims

>>76207943
this is the chaddest chad i'v eevr seen in my life

>>76207900
if you matched on tinder she's not out of your league mate that's the whole point

>>76207900
start with "nice chebs"

@76207930
fuck off shitizen

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>The United Nations May Soon Make Cultural Appropriation Illegal

https://www.yahoo.com/style/united-nations-may-soon-cultural-235956384.html

>>76207883
The first of those is super simple.
Moving onto the second is kinda hard but definitely doable.
Getting from 2 to 3 is a fucking minefield of opportunities to fuck it up and I don't get enough matches to be able to fuck this stuff up so I just don't go passed step 1. How fucked is that?

>>76207913

only watched the first 30 seconds cause i can't bear his voice but he is right about shitheads thinking it's cool to get monged out on drink and pills and get in fights

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I'm virgin

>>76207971
what's wrong with civic nationalism

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>>76207943
>reverse image search
>chad thundercock

>>76207865
buying a new one wont helped when he's being hacked by the cyber masterminds of DPD

>>76207864
what

I've never had sex

>>76207918
Truffle

>>76207968
fine

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>>76207991


Civic nationalism is nothing more than trying to hold your nation together economically, just long enough to hand it to brown people.

If everyone is English, no one is.

>>76208006
leaning towards artichoke, will let you know la

I've never seen a vagina

>>76207886
323 kb for such a small picture
shame on you

>>76207918
directions to a decent place you tasteless pleb.

>>76208033
enjoy lad

>>76207971
the united nations have outlawed the cultural victory, all that remains is military conquest

>>76208038
I have
weird things

Have done all of the above

>>76207976
how is it kinda hard? "do you want to go for a drink later?"

>>76208038
was balls deep in one this morning

>>76207989
I do not remember bungle being so, what's the word, ah yes heroiny

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>>76207954
>>76207996
yep, that's none other than Chad Thundercock, star quarterback and later a CEO multimillionaire

>>76208054
all me

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>>76207971
Loving every laugh
History is nothing but cultural appropriation
Why are leftists so thick

want to buy a mini keg of black sheep but it's not price effective desu

500ml bottles are a quid
5L mini keg is £14
5L is 8-9 pints, and 500ml is almost one pint, so instead of paying £14 for 9 pints I could pay £9
however mini keg is a nice gimmick desu

>drinking lucozade

the surefire sign of a runt who's gonna be diabetic in a years time

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>>76207971

>Hopefully, after 16 years of petitioning, the United Nations will do something about cultural appropriation.


the absolute STATE of the left

>>76208002
(have a fucking word with yourself)

have never touched lucozade

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by allah i will crush the english with the sole of my shoe

>>76207971
hope they do for the lulz

>>76207976
also, i've only ever messaged one girl on tinder because i'm a pussy, and managed to get to number 3. i was also an awkward virgin, so it can't be too hard.

need to read more but i am too lazy

>>76207865
seems like tim finally went to oxford health then and he told them he was being hacked

>>76208056
Well out at Norman Normington over here

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>>76208099

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eyl7SkTXANI

KITTY!!!

>>76207971
The united nations has gone off the deep end with the looney SJW shit
It amazes me that anyone takes it seriously

>>76207971


in all seriousness, how do you do this? I mean, wogs are always complaining about dreadlocks, but celts had them over a thousand years ago?

and what if someone is 10% black? is it appropriation then?

>>76207786
I didn't understand this when I first got it haha. I had cringeworthy conversations going on days with girls who finally lost interest and stopped replying.

>>76207883
You should probs ask for their number soon though no?

>>76207900
Try Bumble instead. It's like Tinder but the girl has to message first

When I had Tinder I used to open with a pun based on their name then asked them to describe themselves in emojis and I'd try decode. It's low effort but took some engagement on their part.

At worst she doesn't reply and you can just take it as a compliment that she thinks you're good looking.

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>>76208099

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Another grill I'm just never going to talk to

Heard somewhere you should speak to all your matches but cba

>>76208103
Not him but I kinda fucked up:
>move to new city for work
>absolutely shithouse broke until my first pay in 1.5 months
>literally rationing food until then
>once I get paid I'll be rolling in it though
>jump on tinder sstraight away so all the girls Ive matched with I can't do anything with unless I admit to being a broke ass niggra

>>76207971
does this mean that gay men will have to stop acting like the sassy black woman stereotype

>>76208164
Umm the original Celts were black honey xx

>>76208186
>299 miles away
You cast your net wide I see

>>76208195
>ass
fuck off yank

>>76208186
why do norwegians all have dark eyes and dark hair

British TV in 2050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCvMMSTOl4Q

When you see my face hope it gives you hell hope it gives you hell

>>76208186

>Nogs in Paris

remove and block

>>76208195
it doesn't really matter if you just send the first message a month later

saw a black today

>>76208231
she looks half chink

>>76208136
C U T E
U
T
E

>>76208186
Bit of advice Norweigan girls are the bro-est of all the Euro girls, low maintenance (as much as any girl is) and down for a party/won't be upset when you party

cannot imagine how I survived this heat last year
feels good being a skelly now

>>76207971
A clickbait article linking to a clickbait article, not surprised.

"obligate states to create effective criminal and civil enforcement procedures to recognize and prevent the non-consensual taking and illegitimate possession, sale and export of traditional cultural expressions"

That's what its actually being discussed, in the same manner of the regional protection of foods that the EU uses like you can't call use the label champagne unless it is actually from the Champagne region. So, you can't go selling Navajo branded clothes in a similar style to actual Navajo traditional outfits like Urban Outfitters did.

The ABSOLUTE state of the media these days. Hate them all, whether left or right. Just dumbs down society as a whole.

>>76208244
It's a tune tbf

>>76208231

Mass immigration from the middle east.

anyone with tinder or a gf can FONT
/brit/ is a virgin general

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>>Nogs in Paris
>remove and block

Order sissy six the janitor

Order sissy six 4chin janitor. Ok pissoutbye

>>76208285
I don't have tinder or a gf but I'm not a virgin, do I have to leave too?

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>>>Nogs in Paris
>>remove and block

>>76208186
Also, they're massive racists but in a friendly way

>>76208246
Yeah this is where I fucked up, because I sent the messages now and then ran out of steam with the messaging without being able to get a date
I have two that I told I'm broke and we can hang out on the cheap and kinda made it into a joke but the others just lost interest. Probably for the best, maybe these two are proto-keepers

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Physically incapable of talking to women lads

>>76208307
FONT

If you have 1 or more matches on tinder you're a normie and need to fuck off

>>76208252
What's the pie thing at the bottom?

I like porcupine tree and tool, cna you recommend something like this?

>>76208274
Clickbait articles are just a plot by 'them' to distract from the real problems in society, classic divide and rule tactics and it works judging by replies in this thread.

>>76208327
looks 20 years older than she is

>>76208327
So this is the power of English inbreeding

reckon muzzies are all secretly bent.
>wear dresses
>hide their women beheath bin bags and inside houses all day
>treat said women like shit
>spend all their time with blokes
>shagging little boys is common place
>pretend to be homophobic and we all know homophobes are all secretly gay
>their praying involves having your face in the arse of the bloke in front

pretty compelling evidence

>>76208274
>The ABSOLUTE state of the media these days. Hate them all, whether left or right. Just dumbs down society as a whole.
This.

The left is fucking dumb, the right is fucking dumb, the 'we're centre so we're the best option' people are fucking dumb.

Why can't they all just die?

>>76208327
>18

>>76208327
>18

ahahaha fuck off

>>76208286
Looks like he could be a Chad in another life. Even looks a bit like the kid from Peaky Blinders

>>76208327
>18
nahhh

>>76208370
but the centre take bits from both left and right so are just as dumb

the true enlightened ones dont play that game.

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Need a republican gf

>>76208351
lol no, it's just a way for people to make money off of lazy content creation. Not everything is a conspiracy by """them""""

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>reckon muzzies are all secretly bent.
>>wear dresses
>>hide their women beheath bin bags and inside houses all day
>>treat said women like shit
>>spend all their time with blokes
>>shagging little boys is common place
>>pretend to be homophobic and we all know homophobes are all secretly gay
>>their praying involves having your face in the arse of the bloke in front
>pretty compelling evidence

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splitting headache lads

>>76208327
is that why young men are just bumming each other now?

>>76208428
keep posting ulster qts desu

>>76208364
Hmm some interesting ideas. where can i subscribe to your newsletter?

>>76208428
>seanín
getting mixed signals

>>76208433
hello 'sheed

>>76208428
Her name is an anagram of 'insane'

>>76208358
>>76208450
The Virgin Posts

>>76208429
Hello Shlomo

>>76208433
lol triggered sheed. whens it your turn to blow your imam?

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>>76208364
>pretend to be homophobic and we all know homophobes are all secretly gay

>>76208364
funny that you say that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCMGyJgkiCU&
Extremely comfy

>>76208433
haha you sure got him

>>76208364
hello noseberg

>>76208364
all of humanity is secretly bent

>>76208494
To be honest if there is a Jewish conspiracy going it would be to promote the ridiculous conspiracy theories about Jews to distract from any real conspiracy

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>>76208506
is he still out on the lam?

>>76208532
t. jew

sexuality is a spook
humans are inherently bisexual

Tinderlad, post pics of your conversations

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want to leave the doors and windows open but am constantly having flies coming in and annoying me REEEE

>>76208506
What the fuck is this?

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>humans are inherently bisexual

am a 27 year old virgin

Might make a fake (girl) tinder to match and mess with degerenate Indian men

hate fannies, not a misogynist just dont like them simple as!
love cock

>>76208497
if that famous experiment is anything to go by. cant remember the researchers name though.

its called reaction formation. google it.

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>>76208544
>sexuality is a spook
>humans are inherently sexuality x

>>76208558
Opened my window and half the insects in the county decided to invade. Seems a bit harsh on their part.

>>76208558
install some flyscreens
alternatively make some fly traps and genocide them

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>>76208452

>>76208588
also not gay but agree, cocks are aesthetic, fannys are nasty looking. they're good to fuck though if they're tight.

Have we got a moment to talk about shredded wheat? And perhaps mini magnums also?

>Just one more /brit/ thread and I'll go to the shops to get some food
>Over and over again
Haha, what am I like?

>>76208622
Nice. Any proper slags?

>>76208622
Irish women do not age well

>>76208622
>grossly overdone makeup

absolutely hate murderers
i'm a secret murderer though

>>76208643
better hurry lad. the shops close at 4

>>76208649
>ulster
>irish

ummm try again sweaty :)

>>76208649
its the binge drinking and bad diet

Something about the tower fire deaths doesn't make sense...hundreds lived there but there aren't hundreds of survivors. So why is dead only under 50. Even dead+missing is under 100. I smell a coverup

>>76208697
the inhabitants lied about numbers to get more benefits

>>76208649
Have you seen the Irish men? It's not like they have to stay beautiful to clamour for the best looking guys when they all looks like shrivelled potatoes

>>76208687
be quiet billy the adults are talking

>>76208683
lol English cucks and their archaic Sunday trading laws

>>76207493
Acquired 35 year old Italian gf though Interpals and we've been seeing each other for a few months now. Saw her in lake Garda a few weeks back and I'm off back to her house see her next month. She's clingy as fuck and still lives with her parents, but so do I haha.

>>76208622
>5024 miles away
m8....

>>76208683
I know m8. Fucking sabbath, REEEEEEEEE

>>76208744
Little reminder lad she isn't your gf if you live in other countries - she's some girl you fuck ever y now and again.

>>76207651
>Did they shadow ban me lmao.
this isn't reddit.

It's probably your adblocker /adv/ could be a blacklisted term.

https://youtu.be/2ai1BKSKVkY?t=78

tumblr's made me feel bad for objectifying women again

>>76208771
Hmm what should I wear to do a chicken shop review? Ah yes a suit!

afternoon lads
afternoon nonce

>>76208697
You can't be confirmed dead until your body is gound. There are 70 more are 'missing' but their bodies might have been destroyed.

It still seems low though. The tower must have had hundreds in it.

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>>76208788
>tfw you found out that women actually love being dominated and you shouldn't have listened to feminists
What was I like as a teenager lads, haha

>>76207493

Still a virgin at 29 and things are only getting bleaker and more hopeless by the day. My only focus now is how to reduce the agony of my final months and my suicide.

Anyone watching the Brexit drama on BBC1 tonight?

>>76208793
dumb reddit newfag

>>76207493

Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoyevsky, born 1821 died 1881

>>76208793
thats his gimmick mate.

but you already knew that didnt you?

>>76208842
listened to a feminist friend when i was 16
then i started reading /pol/ and /r9k/ at 17

by 18 i'd lost my virginity and gotten a gf because i managed to develop a balanced view on women from two sides

>>76208811
Still 100 seems low.

>>76208863
lol didnt even know about - synopsis>

>>76208890
>tfw normies seem to figure this out by 18 whereas it took me until 23 or 24
reeeeeeeeee

>>76208886
Actually didn't - don't spend my time watching chicken shop reviews

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>forest firetugal

if you've had even ONE match in tinder, you're a fucking normie who needs to leave RIGHT NOW

>>76208929
alri granddad

>>76208970
2 big fires in a week we shouldn't have stopped burning people in wickermen to appease the gods

My penis is in my other hand as I type this

What am I like

>>76208998
What if the match is a bent lad?

30 degrees 'kin 'ell

>>76208970
Synchronicity is real

>>76208970
2 big fires in a week we should have privatised the fire brigades

got a habit of rubbing my hands on my scrotum and sniffing it

>>76209008
bent

we still only on this thread?
/brit/ is slow af when I'm not posting

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>brexit negotiations in 18 hours

>>76208348
Permanent virginity

got a habit of rubbing my hands on my scutum and sniffing it

why is that pedobear variation named after a venetian canal boat?

>>76209058
*panics*

>>76208999
My first mobile has a fixed ariel and 3 lines of calculator style text

>>76209072
Whew glad I'm not the only one

>Brits voted to fuck their economy up and import more 3rd worlders
Lmao at you stupid pirates.

>>76209058
EU have already beaten Theresa May. She's so weakened now she'll just take the first deal they throw at her.

Can't believe how much the Tories have fucked us over in a few short years.

>>76209067
Search didn't find anything. Are you rusing me?

>>76209137
*takes your funding away*

20g of phenibut up the ol' anus

gonna be a fun one tonight lads

>>76209137
So basically no change from being in the EU

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work in 6 hours

>>76209137
Not me but then again I still have an EU passport and a green card if goes to shit :)

Need a film or show to watch.

>>76209184
You can't idiot. Your economy is done anyway. Germany are the big boys. Say good bye to your banking sector (read:the biggest part of your economy) which will move to Europe.

she played the fiddle in an irish band but she fell in love with an english man

>>76209222
>gif
fuck off

100kg of no gf right up the feeler

>>76207515
wait a minute...

>>76209224
me too ;_;

>>76209244
the economy is a myth

nu
>>76209267
>>76209267
>>76209267

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>>76209224
I'll think of you while I'm relaxing

>>76209244
*burns down your trees*