>Americans put their eggs in the fridge

>>76204850
for what purpose?

Danes do that as well.

>>76204850
Goddamn, didn't known france was third world already

>>76204850

I don't get it. Do you put them in microwave?

File: 1490673707704.jpg (62KB, 746x500px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 746x500px

>>76204868
>Americans put theirs eggs in theirs shoes before going to bed whit theirs shoes on

>>76204850
We do it aswell. What's wrong with it?

>>76204850
Is this a euphemism for fucking old lady?

>>76204868
They dip their eggs in chemicals so they spoil fast. They would be illegal in the EU.

The clock moves two minutes closer to midnight.

File: jpp25.png (140KB, 544x408px) Image search: [Google]

140KB, 544x408px

>Americans shower their microwave

We do this too, they last longer in the fridge

>americans break eggs with their guns

>Americans shart without taking off their sweater

File: jpp17.png (178KB, 544x408px) Image search: [Google]

178KB, 544x408px

>Americans put their guns in the shower before microwave their eggs

>>76204850
We used to but not anymore.

>>76205130

We used to have this plastic case thing at home that you could make a soft boiled egg in the microwave with

it was so fucking disgusting looking back at it now

>>76204868
to step up their egg-throwing game

>>76204932
>Americans put their beds in the fridge

File: 1490673655201.png (211KB, 503x446px) Image search: [Google]

211KB, 503x446px

>>76205481
>Americans put their bedbugs in a jar >>>2409349

>>76205676
>>>2409349
am really dumb

>>76204850

>French put their eggs in a womans bagina

Is there anything gayer than this?

File: 1472447759920.jpg (86KB, 803x613px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 803x613px

>>76204850
>>76204932
>>76205013
>>76205130
>>76205481
>>76205676
Y'all will get sued for this.