/brit/

Early twat fuck off

UPDATE: just shared them to pinterest and downloaded medium quality from there.

cregg

love ciggies, love pints, hate pakis and nonces
simple as la

https://twitter.com/ZacAdwell/status/876206074419859456

spilled soda everywhere

Anyone here from Portsmouth?

What's it like? I might have to live there soon.

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This is why I'm a virgin

Bloody hell my broseph! You really put the egg in craig!

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>>76202024
>Portsmouth?
which one la

wanking wanker loves his wanking

>>76202050
Hate hate hate yanks

>>76202038
very australian

>>76202050
You said it bud!

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>>76201973
only 22 years old yet looks in her 30s

sperm banks should be banned, the world doesn't need more single mothers

>>76202055
I'm obviously referring to the city on the south coast of the UK mate

England is my city

>>76202040
decent bants

oim from landan engerland

>>76202038
should be illegal

>>76202086
I'm a citzen of earth

>>76202078
not at all

NEED her to suffocate me with those legs

>>76202024
Easily the worst city in the south. Not even a contest.

shadilay

>>76202119
that would be Thetford

t. JF

>>76202083
Sperm banks should be used for state eugenics

>>76202119
Would you live there for 18 months if it meant a job that pays 50 grand a year after 3 years?

might blow my dick off with molotov cocktail

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgpCOsmusG4

definition of a nu male: not an arsehole sexist pig white baldy rorke

It's funny because it's a circlejerk.

>>76201973
Disgusting cunt

>>76202151
18 months is probably bearable just about.

>>76202167
nice cobs

>>76201973
I wonder how many willies she has had put inside her?

those who advocate for eugenism probably wouldn't exist if eugenism was a thing

>>76202199

angry paki bastard

>>76202220

virg, so none. she said she's waiting til marriage my jewish friend

thinking about moving to london lads

any tips

>>76202196
best thing to do lad is not worry about it, definitions of social phenomena are for social media types to get teens excited and sell advertising plus allows the guardian or mail to write good/bad things about them depending on which side of the fence the protagonists sit.

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>those who advocate for eugenism probably wouldn't exist if eugenism was a thing

been very interested in boxing recently

fan of tyson, mayweather, and sugar ray robinson

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Americans pronounce shit-stain-bog-fart as Trump hahhahahaahh

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Britain... what went wrong?

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Well, have you?

girls grow up quicker than boys because they're supposed to have kids as young as possible

the ideal couple is a young mum to ensure physical health of offspring and an old dad to ensure viable wisdom is imparted

>>76202240
When has she said that?

>>76202201
Nice,

I'm applying for a new job and the training will see me down there for at least 18 months, so I don't think I'll have an amazing amount of free time while I'm there

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these are the kind of people who use the phrase "nu-male"

>>76202279
pretty cool shirt actually

>>76202288
imagine how bad that room smells

>>76202288
You know, that's probably the least terrible meetup photo I've seen

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KEKS BEWARE

>>76202265
truth though right if ur an attractive non autistic human sexhaver u aren't on a fucking anime imageboard owned by a data mining gook talking about eugenics ROFL

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What books you lot reading then?

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>>76202288
they look a lot better than their left wing counterparts

mental to think pretty much the whole world was under european control

>>76202279
feel bad that this weird latino guy found an internet community he could empathize with only to have his facebook post saved and regularly mocked. reminds me of that image with the picture of every latino neopagan saying something like fuck off basically. nords only.

>>76202297
>>76202319
lol

>>76202329
The God Delusion

>>76202329
prefer not to say

>>76202329
theaetetus

>>76202351
when does the man's penis opens up to receive the other?

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these are the type of people who use the phrase "punch nazis"

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>>76202288
>>76202324
if this is the worst you can find then they aren't doing bad

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This zoo is like completely empty
Like no staff or people anywhere
Animals look pretty sad too
A bit apocalyptic feeling

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this is someone you should be taking life advice from

>>76202386
R I G H T

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>>76202329

going for the ol' morning jog in the sun
see you runtoids in a bit

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>>76202329
on a bit of a rome binge
last 2 months i read
>caesar by adrian goldsworthy
>fall of carthage by goldsworthy
>complete roman army by goldsworthy
Going to read 'Roman Britain' by Guy de la Bedoyere next

>>76202288
>>76202385
Compare the average weights

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>The God Delusion

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WARNING WARNING
LIBERALS NOT WELCOME

how many matches do you get per swipe sesh lads? I get 2-3 usually but I only swipe 6+/10s

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>>76202389
Wew
Apparently this tiger killed someone 5 years ago

blatantly obvious we have a the_donald browser in here

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>Work tomorrow

>>76202038
Crickey

need mo money fo dem programs

quite a fan of alexandra daddario's chebs lads

>>76202474
usually get like 5-8 a day

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>ywn live in small town America

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There was a literal 36-year-old posting here last night lads

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>>76202480
>The early rush hour commute

>>76202086
reddit

>>76202515
hope you told that grandad to fuck off

he dindu nuffin he been going to church every week bout to get his life back on track we need mo money fo dem programs

if you post on the choong over the age of 25 your life is a JUST meme

>>76202319
>>76202386
hello rightypol discord

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>He's not here

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>>76202493
good taste

>>76202282
nonce twat

All austerity has done is push public to private debt

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>>76202480
>>76202520
>Think you've spent the past 50 years in prison and you finally get to die
>Turns out you were just being mind-raped for 10 seconds

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>>76202548

Nice play from your bible Rules for Radicals you bent kike

>>76202515
and? can't see myself leaving this forum in the next 11 years

where would you go after 4chan, perhaps aside from more obscure chans?

what A levels did you lads achieve

>>76202515
I did but he stayed around, desperate to convince me he wasn't a virgin haha

>>76202282
>girls grow up quicker than boys because they're supposed to have kids as young as possible

the girl would die in child birth and probably the baby too

>>76202232
i advocate it and would welcome someone useful being born in my place

>>76202389
Hope it gets out and eats you

>>76202574
got an E in 'istory

>>76202574
Did BTEC mate

Going to have to do a double flush today

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>hello rightypol discord

>>76202568
hello rightypol discord

Did anyone here leave school at 16? How did your life turn out?

All public sector spending does is delay private spending because people know future tax rises are incoming to pay for it all

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she turned the weans against us lads

>>76202574
A*A*A
bit miffed the last one wasn't an A*

>>76202451

>>76202558
Wages are falling in real terms due to inflation but living standards are maintained with cheap credit
Inflation eventually results in higher interest, resulting in defaults and mortgage arrears and evictions.
Those with real money buy cheap property and assets and the rest of us pick up the bad debt via government bailouts of banks and financial institutions.

it's all a scam lads

>>76202603
hello rightypol discord

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>>hello rightypol discord

>>76202268
>mayweather
only error in ur post

>>76202544

>>76202623
How the fuck did you achieve A*? What is the secret? A level exams always piss me off with their vague questions, I end up with a B

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>>76202609
left school at 16 with no qualifications. now a literal billionaire who spends his days shitposting on brit

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>just want a girl to show some interest in me

>>76202606
>>76202642

Leftypaki is fuming

Shouldn't you be protesting with Comrade Owen in Kensingstan?

>>76202647
>pede
Screaming

Today is Father's Day or, as black people know it, Sunday

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>>76202451
is what i meant to post

>>76202658
>How the fuck did you achieve A*?
I studied and did past papers? wasn't hard at all 2bh, and I'd have got one in physics as well if I hadn't fucked up the practicals

is thaiguy about?

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any fellow comrades in

Watching a police interrogation where a nurse admits to killing 8 people. Mad desu.

When is the best time in the week to use the boost on Tinder?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnLRpZgcUbY

>>76202697
>I'm here for the job interview

>>76202667
>>76202697
hello rightypol discord

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>>76202661
You'll make it m8.

>Be me, 24 year old who has never asked a girl out
>Went on my first ever date with a girl the other week
>She's really into me
>Literally can't remember ever feeling positive and confident about myself before but feel great now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fygUHPKhWKc&t=33s

>>76202744
hello nigger

>>76202721
cringe af

>>76202701
she was a fat fucking leaf too

>>76202745
well done lad, well done

>>76202744
Leftypol

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SHADILAY

>>76202721
Can't believe /pol/ was like this for a month or two

>be depressive but comfortable pseudo neet most the time
>tiny bit of luck with a girl
>want to make it in the real world again (for one week maybe)
>realize just how far behind you are and become anxious and paranoid until it ends

ah yes

Don't like girls with tattoos unless they have lots of them desu

/blog

>>76202793
my nan on the right

>>76202745
What did you change?

Ah yes let's post screenshots of 16 year old right wing populists and adult communists

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>>76202721
>>76202789
State of these people

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bulging with what could be muscle

>>76202802
nice profile pic mate is that you dabbing?

>>76202802
don't remember asking for your life story haha

>>76202793
normal slice of the canadia population lad

>>76202789
kekistanis UNITE

>>76202789
thought this guy was another mexican before i read UK

>>76202802

All her fault, she let him in.

>>76202823
I thought people were supposed to be commies when they're young and right wing when they're older

>2017
>dabbing

>>76202838
what are they fighting against? the state?

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'sheeds VERY agitated this morning

will hit highs of 32 degrees today and 'sheed can't have another sip of water for about 10 hours

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*walks towards you*

Honestly all the pictures of trump supporters just look like good lads

>>76202871
conservatism is the new counter culture

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Pontificating on which party Deano would vote for.

Coming to the conclusion Deano doesn't vote.

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LOL

>I'm over 30
hello elderlypol discord

>>76202574
Failed BTEC pe

when I become a billionaire I'm going to buy 4chan and get your IP addresses then I'll buy the ISP data and have all /brit/ posters tracked down and killed (including me)

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>>76202873

>>76202923
deano votes for batman

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>>76202914
most of them are kids too. not nearly as cringy as being an adult and far left

>>76202926
He posts comments like that all the time. He takes them from his Google+ or something.

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post battlestations

>>76202912
would definitely start manual walking if I seen her in real life

>>76202926


Ah yes the old I don't understand context post

He copied it from his Facebook wall. More fake news from Leftypol

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>>76202926
bald leaf retard

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>>76202955

>>76202701
Link

>>76202871
thats before the internet, a traditional view. nowadays every possible belief of every side is available to peruse online so people split into smaller groups more easily easily causing the longer teenage period common in many as they associate mentally with less adults who are willing to tell them to grow the fuck up.

Any Wakefield lads in?

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PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

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>>76202885
They're fighting against us. The Red Army. Comrades in arms launching our revolution against the the Royal Failmily, The Daily Fail, The S*n, right-wing populists, the tories, donald drumpf, racists, homophobes, bigots, islamophobes, anti-semites, rePOOblicans, brexiteers, rupert murdoch and every other name under the bourgeoisie capitalist FILTH

just sat down for a poo, think i might be here awhile

>>76202923
Deano is a conservative

>>76202967
atrocious fake tits

>>76202871
If you aren't socialist by 20 you have no heart and if you aren't conservative by 40 you have no brain

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>>76202955

>>76202968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3QxsNCg6uQ

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>thats before the internet, a traditional view. nowadays every possible belief of every side is available to peruse online so people split into smaller groups more easily easily causing the longer teenage period common in many as they associate mentally with less adults who are willing to tell them to grow the fuck up.

Googled Deano and this is the first wanker that appears:

https://twitter.com/DeanoWeekender


look at that fucking header image. is everyone named Dean a complete and utter nihilistic retard?

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love memes
love reddit
hate cucks
simple as

>>76202994
have you never met the middle aged leftists that tries to shill the left's new shit that he's clearly not comfortable with? youths tend to be leftist.

>>76202914
Shadilay and agreed mate. I'm no 'pede myself but these high energy dudes look like they drop some massive red pills and trigger the normies daily. It wonder (((who)) could be slnadering them

Praise Kek #MAGA #BuildThatWall

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>tfw no English-Maltese gf

>>76203017
Yanks all look so soft and sheltered, am I the only one who thinks this?

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>INTP

>>76202820
I honestly don't know desu. Admittedly I met her at first on Bumble. I probably wouldn't have even spoken to her if I saw her at a bar as she's quite a qt and I wouldn't have had the confidence. I'd reccomend downloading that or Tinder as the worst that can happen is a girl doesn't respond, in which case just see it as a compliment that someone thought you looked cute.

I also became a bit more image conscious with my hair and how I smile in photos but that isn't to say I was a slob before. I think most people do that sort of stuff in their teens and I didn't as I was a bit of a lazy twat.

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WE CONTROL AMERICA NOW

>>76202912
Quite literally a 10/10 if not for those FUCKING FEET

>>76203033
Deano doesn't give a fuck mate

humbug is the best AM album

>>76202912
*grabs her waist*
oh yes, there you were, my lovely gf

>>76203012
>nihilistic
*Nods head in approval at your vocabulary*

>>76202478
Hey there

>Theresa May chased from church as angry crowd brands Prime Minister a 'coward'

JUST

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>>76203036
indeed...

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>>76203094
Creasing

>>76203077
this
can't abide a girl with grim hooves

>>76203077
>caring about feet

>>76203097
>>76203036
can't quite put my finger on it. she looks like a blowfish or something. the blowfish teacher from spongebob.

>>76202923
Deano would have voted Tory in 2015 as Cameron was a lad but probably Labour in 2017 as Corbyn promised free shit to everyone.

>>76203097
what kind of girl likes the saw films?

>>76203119
Deano doesn't need free shit mate he's not a povvo and he's got no kids

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Leftism is the ideology of the old and geriatric.
When Gen Z enters the workforce things are going to swing far to the right.

>>76203111
Some of us do

>>76202923
tory
leave
tory

>>76202923
whatever party offers lowest taxes

>>76203130
My mum

politics idea: bully the opposition until they vote for us

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>>76203097

you dont want to imagine the state of my nut rn

just got my 4th match of the morning
don't know why I bother as I never message them

ballet dancers are very cute until you see their feet

>>76203141
>gen z is ultra conservative meme

where does this come from?

when's the centrist revolution lads?

feet are the patrician fetish

https://twitter.com/Third_Position/status/875874732222107648


/leftypol/

>>76203180
The equivalent of builder's hands

ive seen all the saw series. dont know why i kept watching them because I'm not a fan

nugget porn is the patricians choice

>>76203177
Have a theory that Tinder purposefully hides matches from you until start being more active than usual.

>>76203194
*nods vigourously in agreement*

nigger porn is the patricians choice

>>76203060
>Got INTJ on an online test
>Sounded quite interesting and very much like me
>Read up a bit more and find out others online who got that
>Literally every single one of them without exception is a monumental bellend

tfw may is literally the worst PM in living memory

second only to cameron

>>76203182
It's not a meme

http://chickenonaraft.com/

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Is this the virgin sleep

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>THIS man walks up to you and starts talking to you about his Plan to make every man a king

What do?

this website tells me that statisically i have a bigger willy than 98% of all men but yet it seems like everyone i meet on the internet has a bigger willy than me

something's gotta give, help me out here

>>76203141
Wow that's an old morissons bag

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>>76203238

Can't believe the idea of requisitioning houses is now being put forward by MPs
How did things shift so far left so quickly

>>76203177
>Not just sending random puns based off their name

>>76203182
Polling suggests Gen Z is more individualistic and anti-welfare but in party political terms is really pro-Labour

>>76203243
People with big willies are more likely to talk about their willy size

>>76203243
gizzus a pic x

>>76203229
>Thatcher

>>76203243
people with bigger willos will be more likely to say they have one while people without a big one wont say anything

>>76203238
Yes
Literally yearning to return to the womb, defo not a real man

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>>76203097
her accent is incredibly cute too
https://twitter.com/neoliberals/status/872768475869179904

>>76203278
she sounds like a yank new zealander. fat voiced nasally kiwi accent.

>>76203273
Funny that the opposite tends to be true irl

>>76203141
ah yes, the runt parade

>>76203278
h-how old is she

>>76203263
don't know but I'm glad. we're finally starting to take our country back.

>>76203243
The website tells everyone their dick is bigger than it is so they link more people to the site generating more ad revenue

>>76203243
Every single girl who has ever discussed willy size with me has apparently slept with someone who has a 9 inch monster which is statistically unlikely.

>>76203313
15

>>76203265
Gen Z is literally the most socially liberal, nigger/shitskin loving, poofter appeasing generation there has ever been or ever will be. That's all that matters. Things like tax rates, private/public split between healthcare services, school funding are all transitory and can all change between governments over a 5 year cycle.

The underlying demographics of western Europe and the US will NEVER be the same again after what the left has done. And Gen Z are the biggest supporters of that. Demographics is destiny is literally the truest political statement of all time

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>>76203299
no she doesn't dumb yank
>>76203313
old enough

know a guy who shows acquaintances videos of him getting blow jobs on his phone (apparently this is impressive in the ghetto) but every time he's done it to me I've wanted to say that he has a stubby chode willy

>>76203243
That average probably includes Chinese, Asians and old men

>>76203299
have you been having a bad experience in america? you sure like to post anti-american sentiment

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>>76203329

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>>76203243
>Make a post about willies
>Drown in (You)s

>>76203329
she already knew about ppl like aisha back in 2012
did she get involved in that commie stuff when she was 10 lol?

>>76203278
cute. is she autistic?

business idea: abortion 20 years later and outside the womb

>>76203257
put a sheet on my bed after i first saw this

>>76203272
FOOM (Fuck Off Old Man)

>>76203337
>>76203278
>>76203097
>>76203036
Who needs more than 1 picture of themselves very narcissistic

>>76203345
I'm American. Do you think you recognize my posting or what?

does birth control harm women

https://twitter.com/Third_Position/status/876017307218259969

truth. leftists only care about muh tower block because it was shitskins and wogs who died

>>76203398
FOT (fuck off tory)

>>76203321
Women have terrible spacial reasoning. Mine is 6.5in but girls have raved to their mates that it's huge and it's not really

>>76202167
Arguably the best pair of chebs I've ever seen on the left

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I wish someone recognised my posting

Luton is the worst city in the south

>>76203422
they wouldn't look great out of that dress lad

>>76203422
thanks xx

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>girl recognizes your a virgin by your intonation, gesticulation, and respiration

>>76203412
just don't think it's realistic to think a woman using the pill constantly from early teens to late twenties won't have affected her ability to conceive thereafter

>>76203404
Did I click your last link? No.
Will I click this link? No.
Will I click your next link? No.
Will I ever click any link posted in /brit/...

No, No and thrice No

>>76203398
not particularly.

it can fuck with their heads a little bit and make their tits bigger.

>>76203329
>>76203350
>>76203354
she's 17 and her 18th birthday's coming up because I seem her mention it

>>76203358
*invests*

>>76203471
probably cancer as well.

>>76203417
Girls seem terrible at judging height too.

Pro tip, if you take a picture of your erect willy whilst you're wearing a pair of loose boxers it's easy to position it so it looks absolutely massive, particularly in good lighting ;¬)

>>76203475
>I seem her mention it
>misspelling
>would be a ebonics tier grammar error if it wasn't misspelled

the CONDITION

>>76203475
Imagine being a commie at 12

>>76203488
Yeah they are. I don't sent pics of my willy but thanks anyway

>calling it a willy

alright virgins. it's a dick

>>76203442
I've only ever seen two girl's boobies irl so that fact doesn't bother me desu

>>76203502
that's normal. Most people grow out of it in their late teens, and normal functioning adults will be full blown big C conservatives by the time they are in their mid 20s

>>76203502
at least she's outgrown it now, she seems very smart desu

>>76203502
I was a commie at 12

>>76203519
>reddit spacing
alri newrunt. It's a gimmick

>>76203502
i was nothing at 12

>>76203519
awful post
reeks of the virgin insecurity

>>76203519
I exclusively use the word todger

>>76203519
I wouldn't call it a willy when chatting to my gf (she prefers the word dick to cock anyway) but dick seems a bit of a harsh word in a playful conversation desu

>>76202078
>>76201973
kike slut

Commie at 12
Ancap at 15
Natsoc at 18
Radical centrist at 20

>>76203558
Don't lie mate I've seen all your posts

>>76203534
> knowing reddit formatting rules
alri reddit

>>76203526
>Implying that the housing crisis hasn't fundamentally fucked this normal progression into adulthood by delaying the age at which people buy their first home
Doing a ponder...

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>>76203570

oi shut it yea

>>76203584
>can't memetext
'dit

>>76203552
>getting caught by a troll
alri mong

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WILLY!!!

le cant buy a house meme!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

like fucking clockwork

>>76203595
*runs finger through it*

>>76203610
Bizzare post

This is the first generation in the UK where a skilled graduate will do better financially up north, than in london

rly makes u think

>>76203624
dime a cousin post

>>76203609
FANNY!!!!

was bnp at 14
libertarian at 17
socdem at 19
marxist at 22