/brit/

This thread is private property and trespassers will be shot

I JUST CAN'T LOOK, IT'S KILLING ME

AND TAKING CONTROL

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>>76200008

Lids do NOT say anything bad about trannies or Trudeau will have me locked up for viewing your comments.

good morning lads

>>76200068
screaming at the thought of some obese yank runtoid emptying his carbine into the postman's lifeless corpse

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>>76200077


56%

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hello?

>the killers will be playing at the 2017 AFL Grand Final

fucking howling. They are DESPERATE.

>>76200091
alri

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Post your reaction time
https://www.humanbenchmark.com/tests/reactiontime

traveling to britain tomorrow

you southerners will pay for every insult

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What's the plan for today lads?

>>76200103
>PooFL

want to shag that dup women up the arse

>>76200008
https://twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/876086121473691649?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

>>76200108

putting on a wash
showering
gymming
reading
eating

AFL > NRL

brisrunts and sydrunts are just yanks without padding

>>76200124
The only people from the DUP who take it up the arse are the closeted men desu

>>76200125

such low energy. numale runts.

>>76200125
Why did they use the flammable panels though?

>>76200108
visiting my family for birthdays and fathers day

>>76200139
yes i also believe the american federation of labor is better than the national rugby league

>>76200108
meeting the so-called fuckbuddy

>>76200166
kys normie

>>76200166
what's his name x

>>76200125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTN4Gh2Kc5g

>>76200160
commie

want to kill anyone who has sex

reckon if i was PM i'd make a law that says all plastic has to be biodegradable.

listening to violent rap music

>>76200108
watching the cricket

india vs pakistan final

hope we win lads.

>>76200199
Which

>>76200191
but chelsea fans are hahaha

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Alri lads
Something is afoot here with all these Nazi marks

>>76200202
started?

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Stop being a brainlet

Literally cannot imagine doing a sex
The idea of me being in a room with a naked female who is attracted to me is utterly inconceivable.

>>76200209
tadoe

>>76200220
in an hour or so i tink

http://www.sizemeup.info/

>>76200222
What website

>>76200108
go to bed around 10am, wake up at 6-7pm, have some coffee, eat a bit of "breakfast," play games until i fall asleep

>>76200225
done it recently again and she told her friend i was shit haha

>>76200225
prozzies aren't attracted to you yet its still doing a sex

>>76200127
t. me

>>76200242
thought i'd be the only person who was this much of a neet tho its more like 8-9 PM for me

>>76200225
remember having sex for the first time and being more struck by the impossibility of the situation more so than the actual physical sensations

>>76200241
https://www.humanbenchmark.com/dashboard

>>76200210
have you literally been here all fucking night?

you were here being a sad-act when i went to bed and you're here now the next morning. sort your life out mate.

hungover to fuck lads

>>76200264
don't reply to it

new unique yank coming in

>>76200266
Green tea will help senpai

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>>76200216
Wew

northern ireland looks very pretty.

reckon more yanks post in here than cum

kant date a girl if she doesnt know about things in themselves

Has Ribena been shagged up the arse yet?

>>76200283
When has having a chinky tea ever helped anything?

>It's another BTC crash episode

>>76200264
been on here at least 10 hours today. cant post during the week so i use it up

got another house inspection

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>>76200185

>>76200283
don't have any but I'm having a cuppa normal tea

new unique me

haha what do you think lads? does it look good on me?

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wheres thailad

LOOK AT HIM, LOOK AT HIS EYES
SHE ALMOST MADE BRENDAN CRY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIbdRQHINMI&t=12m10s

reckon we should have more yanks in here

>>76200312
>cant post during the week
and thank christ for that

i heard the dude from the big lebowski was in my little pony

>>76200335
haha yeah

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>>76200266
not me feeling fresh as a daisy lads

>>76200329
Bangkok Hilton, banged up for noncing.

>>76200328
it does friend it certainly does

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>>76200096
helo

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>>76200349
Where did you hear that? One of your pony fansites?

based casey anthony

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6vvx2rHid0&feature=youtu.be

mental to think while I was getting pissed with mates and having a good time there was a yank sadact shitposting all night on /brit/

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what language is this

>>76200373
Polish

i ironically look nothing like the stereotypical Australian

so much so that it feels weird to refer to myself as an "Aussie"

(i AM white)

>>76200222
Link

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It's like the chinky Vatican

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Development underway in south west Copenhagen

>>76200373
looks south slavic

>>76199927
that isn't lo-fi trance you twerp

>>76200371
sounds fun haha

>>76200391
yuck

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>>76200299
shudder to think

- (Continued - 'A Song For You' - singing - 'Carolina in My Mind' - 'Still Within the Sound of My Voice' - with Gibson Les Paul Guitar)
- Covers filmed by and of me Timothy James Byrne in my rented flat in High Wycombe on the 17 June 2017
- I show an 'Oxford Health' appointment which was forced in to on 14 June 2017
- I use the PMT bought Gibson Guitar lead which was delivered to me about mid-day 27 April 2017 by DPD
- I mention I have recently applied for a USA green card but was unsuccessful - I asked 'Oxford Health' if they could help me get one on 14 June 2017
- I show a re-occurring message sent to my social media by 'Marcus Hausen' - If he is to do with DPD I am a customer of theirs in my flat here - so ??? or WTF if you like! - this also sent to me 29 April 2017

>>76200390
no it's not

goodnight pakis

Love it when people whose parents paid for them to go to private schools and university and whose connections ensured they got a good job, and who vote for parties that encourage the concentration and consolidation of wealth through things like privatisaqtion or encouraging rent-to-buy, go on about the value of working hard.

night lads

>>76200371
theres this thing called time zones

>>76200413
he just looks like a bloke with women clothes on
he's been on that mtf medicine for months yet hes still a bloke

>>76200439
Fuck off oxygen thief

>>76200426
>>76200439
Nite x

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>10k word report due for Brexit negotiations tomorrow

>>76200361
no, wikipedia

i actually used to watch mlp and i'm not ashamed of it

>>76200448
He'll always be a bloke, a bloke with a mental illness

>>76200471
grim

>>76200458
you should be

>>76200471
Hello Mum

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>>76200222

>>76200458
you should be phimo you sack of wine

>>76200471
that's why (negligent) mums shop at Iceland

>>76200458
Woke the neighbours laughing, you Aussies are top comedians.

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>can't live in city because too expensive
>can't get a decent job without commuting 4 hours a day because don't live in city
why does life have to be so hard?

mad ting
sad ting
fekky

parents coming over in 30 mins and I still haven't done my morning shit

>>76200533
Dumb cunt

>>76200490
>>76200493
>>76200517
it's a good show, wouldn't have such a following if it wasn't

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>>76200492

>>76200434
really interesting mate

>>76200558
Its a kids show

>>76200523
just get on welfare and order food on amazon

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>Would you strongly prefer to date someone of your own skin color / racial background?

what did they mean by this

>>76200434
It's valuable to them that you work hard for them as a wagie in their company and don't complain about the work conditions or poor pay.

>>76200558
except its "following" is 100% fat autistic nonce neckbeard benders - hardly an indicator of quality. In fact certainly the opposite.

>>76200562
mnemonist brainlet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u07j0kOyzk

0161 manny on the map

>>76200094
kek

fancy the woman on countryfile a bit

>>76200569
>>76200594
not an argument

>>76200094
howl at this image every time it's posted

>>76200612
nonce

>>76200597
i was getting a bit bored near the end. gonna do this everyday now though, reckon i can get at least he 1st and 3rd tests to 100%.

>>76200612
Yes it is. It's a good show for kids, ergo adults who likeit should be embarassed

asians are inhumane little shits.
genuinely despise them more than blacks

>>76200638
i think mlp is the least embarrassing thing phimo should be worried about

>>76200650
Rather dislike all non-anglos (frogs are OK in small doses).

>>76200663
BBC Asians (see: paki) or rest of the world Asians?

wish people would stop calling me phimo

i have a perfectly functional foreskin

Business idea: just cancel Brexit

>>76200675
>frogs are OK

DISGUSTING post

theory: all women are sexually submissive

> I asked 'Oxford Health' if they could help me get one on 14 June 2017

fucking howling. As if they're going to help a mentally ill cunt get a green card.

she wants a man from brum

>>76200696
Krauts aren't even human.

Frogs at least had some humanity raped into them over the course of various anglo-frog wars.

>>76200718
They probably will to get him out of their hair

she wants a man from melbourne

all races are fine as long as they are raised in the christian tradition.

but just because islam is the worst doesn't mean shintoism, buddhism are acceptable

>>76200678
>German education
What do you call the bits between China and the Middle East?

would you rather live in birmingham, alabama or birmingham, england?

>>76200735
Good thing I'm not German then lad

>>76200751
No such thing as a 'man' from Melbourne. Only girls(male)

got a wide hip/fat thighs on small feminine girls fetish

hahhaahah
*brap*


hahahahahohohohohoh

*toot*

hehehehe

*brraaaaafffffpptptptptptpptptp*

waaaaheeeeyyy~!
*brrrrrrt~!*

>>76200147
>such low energy
how about this one?
https://twitter.com/Fi_Rutherford/status/875332304633200641

feeling suiicidal lads. might do it

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Im in nappa and my mates of cock blocked be twice in a row by being weird autists.

Bad times lads

>>76200780
When you live amongst animals you begin to resemble them.

>>76200805
*have cock blocked me

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no female has seen it haha

>>76200805
good fuck off normie twat

>>76200827
I'm fucking Amsterdam for 5 days dickhead. Hostel wifi says I'm German though

>>76200849
>>/r9k/britfeel/

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>>76200776
No one should have to live in Birmingham Alabama. This picture is not a meme, this is really what it's like

Business idea: Brenter. me doing brenter

>>76200847
Link

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>>76200425
Yes master

>>76200851
Already turned savage. Rest in peace Aussie bro, you were a man once, now only a beast remains.

>>76200871
http://www.sizemeup.info

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the so called "bum"

>>76200867
the 19th century should never have happened

>tfw would be better than average looking if only i didnt have cystic acne

>>76200867
>the south

You want to live like a god?
Come live in the streets of Providence

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>>76200907
Afcording to this I really am a grower. Are soft dicks really that big usually?

bums

hate poofs

alri

might have a pickle

>>76200682
Proof

poof

What exactly is the function of a foreskin

never been called phimo in all my time on /brit/

>>76200966
Wahey

>>76201001
nothing

that's why it should go

>>76201025
good post

>>76200951
not bent so i dunno

BRISBANE

>tfw circumcised because conspiracy nut dad thought it was healthier
>tfw not vaccinated because conspiracy but dad thought it was unhealthy
struggling to grasp how he reconciled these two

>>76201001
cosmetic products

>>76201001
phimosis

>>>/pol/130385899

>>76201047
good post

>>76201063
>>76201047
god awful posts

im fiscally conservative and socially inexperienced

>>76201077
*braps on your face*

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*struts my superior almonds before you*

absolutely love nobby's nuts

>>76201061
screeching

they must have been told to stand like that

I have a hunch Brexit will end up being like Communism
A disappointment only because it was never fully tried

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>>76200108
Anyone want to come wakeboarding at royal victoria today? Im heading into the city to pick up my bike from work and then cycling east.

I love this city.

how fucking livid must the queen be right now

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>>76201133
Good post

>>76201158
oh, is that so?

*filters you*

>>76201150
Reaction time's a bit pathetic

>>76201207
Yeah but don't give a fuck

In bed watching the cricket
Would like a cuppa but we have no milk and I can't be arsed to get dressed

Melbourne = Mell-bunn

??? is this accurate aussie las

what did you get for your dad?

>>76201228
alri gramps

>>76200222
>visual memory 8000
19000 brainlet

>>76201167
nah you're alright

>>76200611
I hope you mean Ellie

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>>76201251
>he only got 19000

>>76201237
No

>>76201251
That's because its a fucking meme test.

>>76201237
dont care

>>76201238
FUCK

haha will just give him a call later

>>76201279
t. 8000

>>76201237
It's meal-born

You want to be safe?
Build a bomb shelter.

>>76201237
Mel-bin

it's mel bjorn- capital of sweden

you want to be safe?
Get repeating digits

whatever you dooooooo, don't tell anyone

>mongs who paid 9k to do a degree instead of doing a quick online memory test

HOWLING

>>76201237
cornetto

>>76201237
mearl bourne

bit hot out

>>76201001
keeps your knobend moist and sensitive

>>76201308
weed is medicinal thus i'm always sick

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>Birmingham
*shudders instinctively*

The truth MUST come out!

http://www.strawpoll.me/13220257

http://www.strawpoll.me/13220257

http://www.strawpoll.me/13220257

>>76201410
And that was 6 years ago lmao
What a mess

just did a showre

think im slowly changing my sleep pattern by going to bed at 3-4 am. how do i fix this before it's too late. don't want to end up like one of you

how do you kill your appetite lads?

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>>76200797

>black guy
>"we"


he's African, not British.

go revolutionise in the Congo.

>>76201471
amphetamine sulphate

>>76201471
Eating

>>76201292
before today i was set but forgot this morning. went down, said hi, made breakfast then came back upstairs and say the card im meant to give . now it's awkward

chuckling at Brendan Fraser's latest Instagram post hahe

if you refer to pakis as asians you should neck thyself

It'd be funny if you could show someone from the Roanoke Colony what America turned into, after kicking the British out.

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>>76201499
epin

>>76201499

it's not really him is it? has TheChamCham confirmed?

>>76201504
*Whomst'veself

off to play squash, goodbye runtoids

>>76201499
I thought Roger ebert was dead

>>76201471
arrows. then cook and kill them

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>>76201623
cook and eat i mean

>>76201471
water

>>76201541

nah it isn't him. just a fan.

short, jocular conversation

reality has a pro-trojan bias

how difficult is it to get prescribed accutane in your country and yankland?

>>76201683
the condoms?

sweating like a pig

>>76201689
Check out /fa/. They often have a skincare general.

reality has a pro-greek bias

any way to grab photos from a website that is charging for them?

>>76201694
no

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onto my 3rd cold shower of the day so far

disgusting weather

>>76201728
probably not
would kind of ruin their business model if you could

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>>76201728

>>76201728
Pay for them

>>76201647
>under criminal investigation
fucking racist ableist scum
what's the problem?

>>76201728
link

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what's some authentic british cuisine?

>>76201750
I've got the air conditioning on, so I'm nice and comfy

disenfranchised with life

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>>76201769
Irn Bru

>>76201728
if they have watermarks then not really

removing watermarks i fairly hard to do well

They should leave the burned-out Grenfell Tower where it is, as a lasting monument to the needlessly dead and as a warning to our complacent, self-satisfied society.

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Otte

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Why are you trying to fucking play me Tinder, she would never message me

>>76201728
possibly

http://members.home.nl/bdr/files/fusker.html

>>76201776
>good friend started smoking weed
>now shares shit like this and whacky conspiracy theories like chemtrails on facebook
>going nowhere fast in like at 27

Genuinely worried from him but he's too far gone, he'd assume I was a government agent and cut contact with me if I called him a whacko

>>76201810
>raised in Japan
state

>>76201810
you're might mate send her my way

>>76201728
inspect element
ctrl f jpg
works somtimes

about to kill Hector lads this time I really think I've got him

based casey anthony

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could you imagine!?!?!?!?!?!

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>>76201805
Otte 2

>watch american show
>Anthony is pronounced an-tho-ney
why are americans so thick?

>>76201846
>you're might mate

What did he mean by this?

>>76201913
yeah why don't we pronounce it ant nee like the brits do I wonder

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>>76201913

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>>76201913
>Craig is pronounced Cregg

RIP Martyn Hett

>>76201938
how is it supposed to be pronounced?

>watch american show
>Ralph is pronounced Ral-ph
why are americans so thick?

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>tfw still no black gf 2017

>>76201960
rhymes with Taig

>>76201973
>>76201973
>>76201973


new


>>76201973
>>76201973
>>76201973

>>76201960
Cray-(hard)g

>>76201913
that is how it's pronounced though

>americans pronounce Oliver "all iver"

>>76201150
>great memory
>shit reaction time

Someones cheating

>>76201769
Tikka masala

>>76201998
umm sweetie it's pronounce 'antony' cupcake