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Jimmy Saville alive in Thailand

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If I were a person back in medieval times I'd expect 2017 to look like this but instead it's just all shitty cucksheds

anyone remember the cuckio meme

If I disagree it is fake news.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_ZNoPONhqw

>>76197212
>Shiina
EXCELLENT post

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Dad wont talk to me on fathers day

>>76198292
literally my screenshot

Can't believe I just witnessed thailad getting fucking DESTROYED by a communist, just witnessed /brit/ history lads

siamlad

>>76198292
kek

>>76198292


>having a numale father

Sad!

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>>76198305
>If I say things it makes it true
All we established is that he's a lazy moaning twat that wants handouts instead of putting in any effort.

>tfw dad is based so we say nigger when we get mad just like the fags on 4chan

huck us a subscribe lads\
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC58D6SonXDWYWnSPW6MvijA

>>76198333
nigger behaviour

>>76198336
didnt open your gay link, shill

Post chunners leds
https://youtu.be/mpXZIQUH35I

alri thailad

alri

I just wanna break you down so badly
Well I trip over everything you say
I just wanna break you down so badly
In the worst way

not feeling well

cannot imagine using an anime avatar on anything ever
enjoying that tripe is something to be ashamed of

>>76198368
fuck.you

>tfw shot and t-bagged by a cute anime girl in battlefield 4

thailad please post a cock pic

>>76198322
How many times before you get the hint? I have a graduate job

Your opinion is moot anyway, living in a developing country, give it 20-30 years when(if, in thailand's case) the economy becomes fully developed and you get priced out of bangkok, we'll see who's saying "just stop being poor bro" then

>>76198285
I remembered this as being a family guy sketch
But then they weren't as witty, been at their height

>>76198378
no he is right lad, its desperate clutching at childhood.

http://www.recommendmeabook.com/

good site
added to the ol' bookmarks

>>76198411
>>76198368
same person

>>76198405
>been
Even*

>>76198378
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VHjwlNOkGlw

>>76198421
bet you're one of those runts with an anime avatar who follow right wing youtubers

>>76198421
nope, sorry to spoil your hopes, there are at least two people who disagree with you like it or not.

>>76198447
yeah i am, anwha

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dad hated my gift and told me not to bother next time

dad just sucked me off

>>76198403
So what, you're sick of the grind and don't see anyway out of it? I'm talking in general terms, not about myself or you, at least until you us into it.

>>76198450
oh sorry there Katherine x put an extra sugar in your tea then it seems haha x :-)

>>76198454
screeching
keep doing what you do lad, it's hilarious to see

anime has warped all of your perceptions of social norms

>>76198475
love you too :$ x ^-^

Why are so many atheists incredibly closed minded?

I've not met a fundie christian as closed minded as some of the atheists I've dealt with online.

*posts an extremely obscure choon*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPbUnbDCGvA

just remembered reading that book about a pig who makes friends with a spider
there was a scene where the spider dies and their children eat the corpse if i recall
i was NOT happy about that one, not at all

alri lads, definitely a new poster in this thread
hows it going, agenda for today then hehe

>>76198499
Atheism requires absolute faith in the absence of a higher being/purpose in order to work.

They're more devout than any Muslim or Christian

>>76198512
There are gnostic atheists who aren't though.
It's just that a ton of them are.

>hearing banging for the last 20 minutes
>look out peephole and see woman banging on bfs door to let her get her phone at least
>shes screaming and crying about assault
>can hear him yelling through the door

shan't be bothering with this

>>76198526
jump out the door with a jug of cool aid and shout "oh yeaah"

>>76198512
spaz

>the glorified tripfag responds to the actual tripfag
hm.. a shocker to be sure

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>>76198536
honestly thought about asking her if shes alright but feel like that just puts me in a situation i dont want to be in

>>76198544
be sure to note this in your very serious etiquette book.

>>76198544
tripfags are the backbone of /brit/

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Need an office gf

>>76198550
yeah nah, stay well out of it.

>>76198561
tripfags are the single worst aspect of /brit/

alri lads :D

>>76198562
finger bashed my office fling in the back room on a weekend shift

>>76198583
you what?

>>76198581
good lad

why have mods found the time to delete my perfectly on topic, quality posts but not found the time to ban chronic tripfags

ahaha wahey lads give us a (You)

>>76198589
e's doing the kitkat shuffle on some graft tart init

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*rapes 70 women 40 years ago and gets away with it*

>>76198602
oi oi :3

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/16/theresa-may-chased-church-angry-crowd-brands-prime-minister/

*personal anecdote*
*open ended question*

>>76198644
secure that trip up lad

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you die an anon or u live long enough to see urself ironically tripfag

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>>76198649

>>76198674
kek

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tried one of these the other day
fucking terrible. tasted like liquefied sugar.

Just had a bit of the ol' hanky panky with the gf, now she's gone

What shall I do today lads?

>>76198756
you had what?

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>>76198562
Office roleplaying gf would suffice for me

>>76198764
Sexy fun times

>>76198756
Go spend the day with your wife

>>76198702
why is this anyway

the biggest lie we were ever fed was working hard to attain more and more material and to live faster lives.

Imagine the absurdity of working harder and harder and longer and longer, just so that you can come home to a gallery of things you don't truly have enough time to properly appreciate.

whats the play for meeting bitches is it just tinder or is there something else

>>76198796
dunno, assume because it's much more difficult to brute force them

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>>76198777
I hate her so much

considering doing a 's

literally why wouldn't you just fuck off to a forum or chatroom if you're obsessed with making an identity for yourseld

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>>76198830
>mokujin

we're beginning to live in an age where inherited capital far outstrips the potential capital to be made from individual effort, just like the late 1800s

>>76198840
better here

>>76198830
tfw no normie asmr gf

>>76198840
generals are basically chatrooms

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>why is this anyway

>>76198851
That could not be farther from the truth.
There are more self-made multi-millionaires and billionaires right now than any time in history.

doing a depression

>>76198840

Because forums and chatrooms are dead in 2017, it's just reddit and 4chan

>>76198804
this
*climbs into a barrel*

>>76198840
This.
Wouldn't Discord be the perfect place for you all to fuck off to?

>>76198885
literally me

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>>76198867
when every gimmick has been done to death what more is there to do besides shitpost?

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>>76198830
y doe

>>76198901
a left leaning discord perhaps?

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>>76198922
She's a smug bitch mooching off the community to boost her social media "presence".

She's probably never even experienced ASMR, she just saw a group of pathetic shut-ins to use

>>76198943
>She's probably never even experienced ASMR
the absolute state of you

hoping my personality is starting to get noticed

filtered

>>76198943

>she just saw a group of pathetic shut-ins to use

ywn be a qt girl making money from NEET rorkes

how autistic do you have to be to take asmr seriously

>>76198915
suppose you can start tripfagging and wind everyone up.

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>>76198982
Very

>>76199002
ukasmr is shit tier

>>76198943
What makes you think that? Because some of her stuff is gaming/cosplay oriented?
Serious question, do you go on /v/?

>>76198881
If the economy grows the return to capital will outstrip actual output growth.

Which will lead to wealth becoming more and more concentrated. It will eventually literally be the case that inherited wealth will outstrip individual effort.

>>76199022
Eventually. But not now.

need to be made the wiser on the cuckio meme

it's perfectly rational to be a bitter, hateful person.

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Google what is 7 x 10?

>>76199051
i got 70

Ah yes, government contracts

>"Le oops we have a priblum!!!! XDDD"

An additional $25,000,000/week will be deposited into your bank account because we don't want to lose face and we've already come this far, please feel free to milk the taxpayer of any additional amount you require

>>76199051
'ulator says 70

>>76198983
I just shitpost on reddit tho why would u shit where you sleep

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>>76199020
There's two types of ASMR slags. Those who do it for the ASMR, because they like the videos and want to give back. Angelica is that type

And those who use the sad sack guys who use the videos as a gf simulator to boost their youtube/insta views/followers. Gibi is that type.

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>>76199068
>>76199087
Thank you google

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becoming a vagabond

>>76199094
because your bed is already covered with shit.

>>76199097

>I'll except

the state of this slag

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>>76199139
yeah but its yours not anyone elses

>>76199097
But there is nothing even remotely suggestive about her videos. And to my recollection, she has never even made a gf roleplay or anything of the sort.

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>toil in 24 hours, 21 minutes

>>76199106
stupid australian

>>76199160
She's from essex innit

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Worked 7 hours this weekend because Mr Noseberg needed me. He would also like me to come in early tomorrow.

Next 5 days of toil start in 15 hours and 20 minutes

the Cockney accent no longer exists.

tummy hurts

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are riley

>>76199073
found the socialist woodlouse

>just let the government do everything!!! they don't have to make money!!!

guess what fucko the moment you remove that incentive efficiency is thrown out the window and fatally mired by bureaucratic nonsense and red tape, 9/10 times the free market will fix it

>>76199222
told are jez about this post and he wasn't amused one bit

>>76199216
Cucked into another dimension

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlvCkm2qcHs


literally me and my life

i tinder searched Russia and got matched with a cute girl very quickly. would this russian girl for any reason have done that flippantly? someone told me that some girls string along dozens of convos on tinder.

Can I get a quick rundown on this tower-block fire?

>>76199265
queg

>>76199265
tory planted thermite charge

>>76199222
Socialists want to give one company a monopoly on everything, and they think they will benefit because they own a single share in the company.

>>76199265
Theresa May rigged it to burn down, paying "contractors" (read: hitmen) to replace the bricks with newspaper and lighter fluid.

She burned it down during Ramadan so she could blame Muslims, and is now holding the bodies of the dead hostage until protesters back down

>>76199265
rasheeds were holding an islamic festival and the ceremonial suicide bombers got a bit too excited

>>76199265
rightypol

>>76199265
word on the street is that the russians were involved

This is a real story when I saw brendan at work.

I work as technician hollywood b-movie studio you see, that week Brendan was filimg some guest apperence in some show. Im not really sure what mini-show/ b-movie It was, but I know it must have been his birthday because he was bringing his own cake to the studio, jokingly yet serious telling the co-workers they better hurry to be first to grab a bite of the cake, because it wont be enough cake for everyone. I didnt feel I wanted cake anyway so I didnt care if it was all gone.

Anyway I had lunch break and went to the lunch room, I could see people drinking coffie and chatting, eating their food ect. Then I saw Brendan sitting alone at a table, staring to the same direction, he didnt have any emotion in his face. I looked were he was looking and saw his cake on the countertop. Nobody had eaten from it, it was completly untouched. ''Maybe people dont like cake? dont be hard on yourself,'' I thought to myself, But i still felt bad for him
I suddenly got a brilliant. I waited for the lunch room to be empthy and sneaked inside, took a slice from the cake. I didnt really wanna eat it, Im not really a fan of cake. So i threw the piece into the trash-can and placed the rest of the cake back into the fridge, I only wanted it to appear that somone had eaten from it to make him less sad.

Pt2 coming

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are riley

>>76199319
>redditspacing

stopped reading there

>>76199259
please PLEASE give me advice on this

just updated my gay dating profile

Next day at lunch, brendan was sitting at same spot, alone as usual, staring at the cake again, but now is missing a slice. But this time there was emotion in his face, he was smiling. he looked calm, almost like he finally found peace. I felt good too seeing I made some poor soul feel better.
Suddenly I hear somone shout at Brendan ''Hey Brendan, isnt this your cake in the trash?'' The only voice I could hear come out from brendan was ''W-what?'',
''Yea come and look!' the co-worker said' I saw Brendan walking over to the trash-can, looking confused, he looked down into the trash-can.
''Maybe somone hasnt told you this, but we dont throw fresh food into the can, it will only go sour and stink up the place, it already starting to smell, you need to change the trash-bag, and take the old one out of the lunch room'' the co-worker said and walked over to his co-freinds at a table

Brendan didnt move from the spot he just stood there, the whole lunchbreak looking down into the trash can, I remember the cake said something ''Happy birthday Brendan, Wishing you all the best with your new job and career'' I remember the peice I cut out, the last word was visible in the piece. I also placed it gently into the can, rather than threw it. When I think about it, he must have looked down at trash, seeing a solid cake peice, with the word ''career'' on it.
Even when few people slipped past him and threw their garbge and fresh food left-overs into that same trash-can, he didnt move a muscle. I felt really bad but I had to go back to work. 5 Hours later I was calling for the day, But I forgot my jacket in the lunch room. I went inside and got my jacket and was on my way out, I saw something. It was Brendan he hadnt move from the spot, even 5 hours later, he was still standing there looking down into the trash-can where I had thrown the cake. I didnt know what to do so I just left. I never saw him again after that. This interveiw is the fist time I seen him since that day.

>>76199331
That's not reddit spacing you retard

>>76199344
yanks? no thanks!

going to make an omlette

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>>76199304
who here /smrat/

just make that move baby

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>>76199339

>>76199344
time for reddit. FOY

HATE vince vaughn

anyone remember super cuckio 64?

"redditspacing" has got to be one of the dumbest memes of all time

>>76199360
howling how everyone who takes an IQ test invariably makes it above the median despite 50% of the human population falling short

really pickles the peanuts

Redditspacing?

Not on my /brit/!

>>76199402
I can imagine thickos getting low scores on them 2bh.

anyone having trouble finding battlecucks at gamestop?

>>76199265
was filled with extremists so they burned it down

>>76199402
People who seek out IQ tests are already probably above average, and people are probably less likely to brag about their score if it was low.

just finished life is strange. very sad

Best Will Self book?

anyone remember liam getting sentenced to 10 years in a maximum security prison somewhere in western pennsylvania

Best Wii shelf book?

>>76199435
completely untrue, morons are more likely to seek out IQ tests in an attempt to prove their creeping sense of intellectual inferiority wrong, while the thinking man is already self-assured in that regard due to his life experiences and knowledge

>life is strange
fucking numale game lmao

>>76199473
There are morons at every level of IQ

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first image I ever downloaded off /brit/

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>why yes i do call people numales and betas on the chon

>>76199402
it's because the tests are too fucking primitive to accurately measure one's IQ

they're only like 20 questions long. It takes like 200 questions to accurately determine an IQ

>>76199474
>numale game
redundant

>>76199474
public service announcement: playing video games in general makes you a numale

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>>76199518
awful post

>>76199463
delete this post mate, I just got done playing life is strange and do NOT want this to happen

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>playing video games? so immature and beta. i have superior hobbies like shitposting and nofap

>>76199509
>being at a new-year's-eve party

Fuck off normie

>>76199518
good post 100% correct and undeniable

>there's like 70 burnt to a crisp corpses rotting away in a charred tower in London

grim

>new tim vid has 125 views

this is finna be good

>>76199430
hate normies

>>76199512
Raven's progressive matrices are something like .7 correlation with a full exhaustive test administered by a psychologist.

>people actually cum while jacking and aren't on perma edging

LMAOing at ur lives

>wake up from 10 hour sleep
>soon get tired again and sleep for an additional 6 hours

what's wrong with me

>>76199580
>60 questions

yeah still three times as many questions as the standard online IQ tests that normie drones are taking.

Time for some scrambled eggs

>>76199594
>jacking

FOY

>>76199607
>that normie drones
nah mostly autists and teens who do this kind of online stuff.

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after a thorough search of the kitchenette I discovered mother's sad attempt at hiding the tim-tams from my searching eyes ensconced in the cardboard box the coffee pot she purchased 5 years ago came in

the dumb bint knows that I am thoroughly aware of every potential hiding place in the dwelling and yet time after time she pulls these obtuse stunts, didn't leave a single crumb after I had taken my fair share

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who else has taken a real IQ test? got one to get diagnosed with bipolar (wasnt BTW)

shitposting and nofapping

>>76199601
yes?

>>76199631
absolutely LOVE this image

good post, Liam.

>>76199631
the utter state

>>76199625
do a timtam slam mate

>>76199528
video games have been around for 40 years lad

LADS

I've been in Australia for over half a year. Little Internet not been on /brit/

What have I missed lads? Looking forward to hitting up Spoons

>>76199640
reee stop thinking every yank is me. I take my online personality very seriously

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGddWmLBczs

LADS

I've been in Australia for over half a year. Little Internet not been on /brit/

What have I missed lads? Looking forward to hitting up Spoons

not racist just hate muslims and love pints. quite simple really

we need to start banning cars

>>76199671
jesus christ

>>76199666
post your hands lad

>>76199673
FOWF
FOP

>>76199653
Nothing

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>>76199631

>>76199671
Thought this was some mentally deranged yank woman posing as a Grenfell victim for a second but then I saw the channel name

>>76199625
>obtuse

read that as obese

>>76199607
Yeah that one is pretty terrible

the game

going to germany with the finnish gf again next month

really like germany lads, I feel it gets no attention as a holiday destination but it's great. I'd like to live there but sadly some dimwit Rorkes voted out of the EU.

>>76199631
Was given one in elementary school

Also, jesus christ at that image. I hope you just pulled that off google images or something

i read it on reddit

(ba-dum-tss)

>>76199726
>finnish gf
this meme doesnt make me jealous anymore because i set my tinder to helsinki and finnish women were consistently terrible.

>>76199726
feel free to drop by x

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>tfw got 130 on some block assembly iq test in elementary school

>>76199745
are you the Dane or the German I tricked into thinking I was from Oberursel or just some other cunt

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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1497773566792.webm

got a sinus infection

did some google kung fu and apparently antibiotics are available but I read somewhere ages ago that antibiotics don't work on humans anymore because the viruses and whatnot are adapting like some sort of mutant zombie movie, so I don't see the point really

>>76199762
state

>>76199762
is he ok?

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>the name's Liam

>IQ tests in school
yanks are weird, like aliens

>>76199765
*picture of a very stupid cross-eyed frog dribbling down its front*

>>76199745
what are your thoughts on the recent death of helmut kohl x

dont like plump helmuts

>>76199759
dane j

>>76199784
sad, but i mean, he was 87

>>76199762
watched the mummy the other day and it was great. Brendan is so handsome

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donald nigger is not my president

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92 iq here

Did janny ban all those benders that were showing their cocks yesterday?

>>76199808
brainlet

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>142 IQ in fifth grade
>92 IQ at 22

>>76199810
did I miss it :^(((((

morning lads

>>76199783
>yanks are weird, like aliens
Had to take it to test into a gifted program.
I'm pretty sure most countries do similar things

>>76199810
privates posting is a venerated /brit/ tradition lad

I like girls, girls have holes.

>>76199829
morning what's on the agenda

>>76199803
the pet yanks

>>76199839
so do guys x

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mid-poo
after poo

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>>76199825
have you tried nofap?

post more thicko froggies

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the 'friend's new tat x

>>76199852
Dumb bender. Girl holes are better than anything a man has.

listening to lo-fi trance

>>76198292
Wew what a pussy

>at work yeah
>packing away the delivery (produce innit)
>tell 16 year old coworker that if he doesn't lift at least 6 boxes I'll call him a pussy
>does it right
>splits his pants
>reckon I laughed at him more than I spoke to him rest of the night

Fucking beaming brightly with superior banter ahahahha fuckin nerd

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>>76199762
my goodness, the damage is permanent

>>76199886
post some

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not amused in the slightest by any of this utter shite

i've literally fucked a yank lass while she was on the phone to her boyfriend

i'm a runt as well, so it shows how utterly pathetic yanks are.

even if you could keep yanks as pets I wouldn't want to. Don't want some fucking annoying yank shitting up my house

>>76199911
doxed

>>76199905
youtube.com/watch?v=ZKNEiqFqvNA

>>76199762
F

took me way too long to realize im ugly desu haha

>>76199915
good job, lad.

>>76199911
whats wrong with twisted sister?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV0F_XiR48Q

choon

>>76199896
woolworths (safeway)?

>>76199896
fuck you chris wasnt funny

you try that again I'll lay you out cunt

>>76199896
haha classic

why do men allow women to be picky? we literally have the power to dictate their every action.

the 42 year old co worker made me split my pants tonight

he proceeded to laugh at me for nearly five hours straight

too bad for him i laced his ciggies with my faeces

>>76199973
well i certainly dont allow them

>>76199973
no we don't

>>76199994
alri jez

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What is your reaction time lads?
Average 213ms here

https://www.humanbenchmark.com/tests/reactiontime

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>>76199876
thinking about getting a tat
was going to get one when i was a teenager but i changed my mind due to thinking i'd regret it later on in my life
well it's later on in my life and things are worse than i could possibly imagine so why the fuck not, i'll get a tattoo
now the only question is what tattoo to get

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new


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>>76200057
not time yet
fuck off

imagine being yank and posting in /Brit/ haha

oh my dayssss ahaha

>>76199810
Dunno, just be sure to report them the instant you see one

>>76200051
swastika made out of dicks

>>76200057
Get him janny

>>76199884
Wrong