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サラのチャンネル edition
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/balt/
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>>76193444
it's a very deceiptful video played in reverse.
what's actually happening is a bunch of chinese cops approach a dead person handcuffed on the ground and use their super advanced gun shaped bullet extractor to bring him back to life, then they escort him to safety via a very elegant group moonwalk
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>warned for creating a new /cum/ thread

he takes his job very seriously
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s-she is cute
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>>76195191
fucking racist
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https://youtu.be/5EPM3odPEb4
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FUCK SPACE
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I am but a lowly robot telekenedenoid
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I want to be free
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Finally beat SMB2
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now Ill microwave some gnocchi
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Why is /cum/ so dead? Don't tell me you people have lives.
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>>76195414
The canadians have disappeared
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im focusing
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*thinks about grills*

:3
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heeeeeeeere leafy leafy leafies
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El Duce
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>>76195191
she is a sick girl
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>>76195490

tzainichi
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bored and relatively sober

wtf
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*cracks a cold one with the boys (you guys)*
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>>76195528
Clean and oil your guns.
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>>76195484
Il* Duce
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>>76195534
they are clean but I havent played with them in a while. good idea
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv15-bfLKeA
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>>76195490
but she is cute
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>>76195490
zainichi
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>>76195490
Do you like Abe? How does the average nip think about him? We get 0 news about Jap politics here.
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this is some very tasty gnocchi, I tell ya what
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>>76195614
He's a korean who always shills about how he hates Japan, ignore him
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>>76195631
Thanks for the tip, bud. How's your night going?
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>>76195676
so terribly I will kill myself right now
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gnocchi is terrible
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>>76195744
please don't

you're beautiful and I love you
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>Two niggers were about to fight in McDonalds

Why do nigs do this shit in public?

Also Minnesota isn't white
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>>76195833
stay safe anon

i love you
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>>76195833
Minnesota smells like it don't wash between it's legs and has to go to dermatologist for shampoo
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>>76195857
Weird thing is it wasn't in the Ghetto it was a German town McDonalds

A-also I love you too!
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>>76195833
t. nigger
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>>76195525
>>76195586
>>76195631
I am a Greek
>>76195577
yes she is pretty qute but she is ruinning it
>>76195614
he is a pro-america politician and also conservative
he want to rewrite conscription which was made by america
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>>76195191
>tfw your crush gave a hearth to a guy's facebook photo
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>tfw some mexican girl just gave me heart on my facebook photo
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>>76195912
underage
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>>76195895
Y-yeah sadly I'm ana African American

You got a problem with that bud?
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>>76195912
does she even know you exist?
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>>76195940
yes

I dont like niggers, please leave this thread
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>>76195944
yeah im pretty sure she likes me too but im to beta to approach
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>>76195944
Who?
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>>76195955
Who's going to make me leave this thread???
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>>76195965
the police when I say your giving me attitude
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>>76195989
Y-you wouldn't do that
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>>76195955
Grab the mustard and lick your way to freedom
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>>76195903
Don't you mean the constitution? And so what? He should IMO. The Jap constitution was written by Americans with liberal leaning tendencies (commies) that included a whole ton of gay shit. When it was written it was probably the most liberal constitution on the earth. Also article 9 is fucking dumb
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i'm beginning to feel like a rap god
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>>76195959
Just give it a shot.

Humiliation isn't so bad.
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>>76196001
I already did niganon start have your mom writing "he wa a good boy dindu nuffin" speech
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im pretty drunk

guys... may i post gooks tonight? please say yes :3

ill post good ones i swear pllleeease?
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>>76196079
yes
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She is best J gaijin youtuber. I don't call her a J vlogger.

She is a role model we only acceptable white piggys here.

Victor aka gimmeabreakman he is the worst of worst. American high horse J vlogger, attention whore and most hated by Japanese and 2chins. He is taking up epic/unusal stuff which went viral to earn views and his aim to leach on japan is nothing other then making money using Japanese meme words and shit. His moronic subscribers only learned word like bukkake. He is also spic not white but his attitude is always looking down on us because he thinks ironically from the USA. He is more like refugee loser who got away from being a spic to live tough life in NY city. Depressing ugly Ryan is much better in a sense he is based as being honest.

Other female Youtubers
kandajin just a shit produced in leaf land
Michaela, Kim dao, Sharla ( living here over more then 20 years, Both got gook bf and chink hapa bf atm)
Never tried to assimilate into Japan or corroborate with Japanese, always hanging out with themselves, speaking English all the time. They are just sticking to take advantages of their long term stay in our country to reward such as healthcare system and pension. I don't feel any "Japan love"from them. They are just soulless gold diggers in a harsh way.
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>>76196061
>Humiliation isn't so bad.
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Just stop posting for the night please Ryan
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the ancient indo-europeans were probably right about religion but we let it become corrupted
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>>76195832
I may be beautiful but beauty also hurts
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>>76196092
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
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i wanna play an massive multiplayer online game
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Ok time to play some blood and wine while getting drunk on wine for immersion.

Have a nice night lads, I'll probably be back later because I took a long nap earlier today and don't feel tired at all.
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The Japanese will rule the world one day

>>76196065
B-but I didnu nuffin
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>>76196123
oh stick a stock in it
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>>76196145
the judge is my uncle

your getting 25yrs for being uppity
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I'm a pro maplestory player
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>>76196086
thankyou thankyou :3
>>76196102
fu i hate you so much
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>>76196057
yes, constitution(⌒,_ゝ⌒)

yes it is a turbo left constitution but I bet especially America, China and Korea will chimp out if we changed it. and it has very strict or almost impossible restriction to change it (article 94)
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Hello /cum/
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What happened to all the posters? Why is this general dead now?
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>>76196212
>America, China and Korea will chimp out if we changed it. and it has very strict or almost impossible restriction to change it (article 94)
I'm not familiar with that article but isn't it the highest form of tyranny to be unable to change your own constitution that was written by a foreign power? If I was a Jap and lived with that reality I'd be embarrassed every second of my life.
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>>76196226
>>76196241
slow night idk why, i dont really keep up with current events
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God's Country
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>>76196259
Are you the poster who said you'll get a gf this year? How has your progress been?
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>>76196265
ugly fence ruins the entire picture
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>>76196268
ya, i am. pretty good. recently i've been focusing on getting my career stuff in order for when i graduate in two years. that has been my priority recently, going surprisingly well, better than i thought it would.

as for the girls, i mean i talked to a pretty one the other day (although it was kinda more like she wanted to talk to me) when i was volunteering for something a couple days ago. i really think i will get laid this year imo, but almost certainly not this summer, but when i get back to uni.
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Accidentally wore my dirty 2 year old sneakers to work
Good thing I live just down the street, went home to change them and ended up only being 5 minutes late for my shift
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it'll be a cold day in hell the day i take an L
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>>76196348
Hell is cold, Satan is trapped in the core frozen in ice
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>>76196345
Best of luck to you bud
Just make sure you don't fuck it up like I did
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>>76196360
im pretty sure your a regular poster who changes flags and gimmicks when your bored
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>>76196374
Sometimes I phonepost without my flags.
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>>76196092
>>76195965
>>76195912
just do it you fucking pussy. you're idolizing a near stranger for christ's sake.
you need to experience more rejection. maybe you'll learn it's not the end of the world. it's just the word "No."
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>>76196258
i wanna kill myself every day including other reasons though

congratz present Japan is just a colony of you.
defeat at WW2 was such destractive.
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>>76196388
> it's just the word "No."
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>>76196387
Also /int/ as a board has been pretty shit since generals took over, so I usually go on /ck/, /vg/, and /his/ when I do come to 4chan.
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>>76196360
thx friend
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>>76196390
Hey but at least you had until the end of the economic miracle. Until then globalist sold you guys out until the globalists sold out to the Chicoms
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It went okay
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>>76196404
She might say yes.

Don't you think it's worth the risk?
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Chapter 1: The Redpill
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>>76196435
I watched the movie "The red pill" today. Really good movie tbqh
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>>76196435
>>76196456
shills
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>>76196456
this?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Red_Pill

i think i'd rather kill myself than listen to a woman talk about men's rights
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>>76196404
if she says yes, you have a gf
if she says no, you'll be braver the next time
always look on the bright side for the small stuff
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idk what u guys r talking about but please be happy and not negative
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>>76196497
Okay
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>>76196423
That's cool.

What happened?
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>国家社会主義者のサラです。

dufak?
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I need a (You) bad
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>>76196519
my parents wanted to have me and my friends over for a grad party
I thought it would be weird, but it was actually nice and a lot of people came
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>76196535
here you go
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>>76196497
This post is a pretty good example of modern chink culture. It's all fake. Fake girls and fake emotions and fake experiences. "please be happy" is probably said a ot while they choke on pollution and die young. It's all about appearances though, nothing is genuine.

I'm talking about China but also Korea and Japan
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gonna watch eromanga sensei
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>>76196546
you say that as though american social media troglodytes are any better
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>>76196546
China is the future.

Keep crying y*nk.
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>>76196546
im sry i didnt mean to be annoying
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>>76196545
come on dunkinbro

lemme get a real (You)
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>working at new job for ~2 weeks now
>there's a decent looking girl that I like to flirt with to pass time
>made a joke about black people and cocoa butter today
>she gets visibily upset
>turns out she's half black with a pitch black dad
I thought she was hispanic this entire time. Looks like pic related. Doesn't have negro hair or speaks in ebonics. I knew something was off because she's like 5'9 and not a 4'11 gremlin. Weird stuff
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>>76196589
>making racist jokes in front of people in real life
Why would you do that?
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>>76196589
What was the joke?
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>>76196589
>made a joke about black people and cocoa butter today

What kind of autist does this
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>>76196589
That's pretty autistic.

Do you live in Alabama or something?
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I'm solid gold, I've got the goods
They stand when I walk through the neighborhood
Makin' it
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No picture no (You) for you
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i bet getting drunk with a girl is really fun
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>>76196557
Oh its bad. But something about modern Asian culture so so much more fake in my opinion.
>>76196565
I love this meme perpetuated by globalists and,l westerners that encourage the downfall of western supremacy. It's like being a male feminist on a national scale. Why root for the destruction of everything that's placed you un the comfortable position you're in today?

Also China will contract hard within the next 20 years.
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ryan if you make another post this bad I think I might just go to bed
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>>76196679
I am a male feminist.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl3l8VlDjnY

San Francisco looks VERY nice.
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sry inverness, ill stop posting for a bit...
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>>76196148
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>>76195903
>he is a pro-america politician and also conservative
But it's real or it's some sort of jewish-tier trick and he's just "talking out of both sides of his mouth"

Because it's really contradictory being "pro-america" and at the same time being associated with nippon kaigi nutjobs and their delusions.
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>>76196730
thank you
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>>76196631
fuck off i would never flirt with a shitskin
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>>76195191
Why don't any American midwestern states have French cultural influence the same way Quebec or Louisiana has? Did the Anglos scour French culture or did the American settlers just not give a fuck about the French forts and fur trading posts?
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Palm trees are ugly
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>>76196817
i agree
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>>76196817
Fuck you
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>>76196817
Did you know that the frond is the leaf itself?
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>>76196835
could someone not know this?
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>>76196833
Are we /twg/ now?
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>>76196835
the whole thing falls off so that would make sense
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>>76196856
Only if you like trees as much as I do.
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>>76196880
I look a class in Dendrology in college and Orion did nothing wrong.
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did someone say dwarf?
Dwarf Fortress is the best game ever made
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>>76196896
I like you
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>>76195965
My BWC
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>>76196946
T-that's lewd anon
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>>76196679
>But something about modern Asian culture so so much more fake in my opinion.
Probably because of the destruction of Traditional Chinese culture by Mao Zedong's 20-something year old minions. And yeah, China's starting to look awfully a lot like Japan in the late 80's before their economy fizzled out and essentially stalled out. Even the same meme is being repeated, except it's China that will become the leader of the world economy instead of Japan
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>>76196968
And? Cute blackbois like you need to learn firsthand what it's like to be COLONIZED
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>>76197024
B-but I only like the BAC
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>BAC
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Autism thread
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>>76197068
W-what's so funny?
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>>76197076
Fuck you
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>>76197076
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did you know i'm a little bit of a weeb. if i have time i'll try to get my n5 this summer.
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Hapas are the future.
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>>76197107
Talk about the rice kingdoms.
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>>76197107
Amateur. I'm a slavaboo. My sister married a Serbian and for some reason he really likes me and has slowly been corrupting with slavic culture.
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>>76197130
Croats > Slovens > Bulgarians > S*rbs
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>I'm a slavaboo
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>>76197148
>I'm a weeb
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>she deny nanking,jew holocaust
>holocaust

I-Is she okay??
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The Holocaust (or HoloHOAX as I like to call it) was invented by the ((())) to justify the creation of Israel.
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>>76197161
She is my gf
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>>76197045
That's not what you'll be saying when I'm done with your cute asshole
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My left eye is a bit bloodshot and is burning. My whole world is coming to an end. This must be the end of ends.
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>>76197251
What if a nigga's got a beard and unshaven pubes? Would you still fuck his hairy boipucci?
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do you really like how /cum/ is when i'm gone? it's a shitfest.
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>>76197286
You make my world in white
You make my darkness bright, oh yes
You've got this strange effect on me
And I like it.
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>>76197251
Anon this is too lewd

A-and I like girls!!!
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Someone give me something to read on vocaroo
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>>76197321
Sweet relief calms me down
Makes me drown
Lost and found
Neighbours complain
Sheets are stained
Hotel shower
The best around
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The first achievement of quantum field theory, namely quantum electrodynamics (QED), is "still the paradigmatic example of a successful quantum field theory" (Weinberg (1995)). Ordinarily, quantum mechanics (QM) cannot give an account of photons which constitute the prime case of relativistic 'particles'. Since photons have rest mass zero, and correspondingly travel in the vacuum at the speed c, a non-relativistic theory such as ordinary QM cannot give even an approximate description. Photons are implicit in the emission and absorption processes which have to be postulated; for instance, when one of an atom's electrons makes a transition between energy levels. The formalism of QFT is needed for an explicit description of photons. In fact most topics in the early development of quantum theory (the so-called old quantum theory, 1900–25) were related to the interaction of radiation and matter and thus should be treated by quantum field theoretical methods. However, quantum mechanics as formulated by Dirac, Heisenberg, and Schrödinger in 1926–27 started from atomic spectra and did not focus much on problems of radiation.
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>>76197273
You have to establish sexual dominance so yes
>>76197314
*I used to like girls until I got a Big, white, succulent, steaming-hot cock in my mouth and in my boipussi
FTFY
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>>76197321
Consider the Buddha: although he was wise at birth, the traces of his six years of upright sittingcan yet be seen. As for Bodhidharma, although he had received the mind-seal, his nine years of facing a wall is celebrated still. If even the ancient sages were like this, how can we today dispense with wholehearted practice?

Therefore, put aside the intellectual practice of investigating words and chasing phrases, and learn to take the backward step that turns the light and shines it inward. Body and mind of themselves will drop away, and your original face will manifest. If you want to realize such, get to work on such right now.

For practicing Zen, a quiet room is suitable. Eat and drink moderately. Put aside all involvements and suspend all affairs. Do not think "good" or "bad." Do not judge true or false. Give up the operations of mind, intellect, and consciousness; stop measuring with thoughts, ideas, and views. Have no designs on becoming a Buddha. How could that be limited to sitting or lying down?

Once you have adjusted your posture, take a breath and exhale fully, rock your body right and left, and settle into steady, immovable sitting. Think of not thinking. Not thinking-what kind of thinking is that? Nonthinking. This is the essential art of zazen.
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>>76197321
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Thoughts on Eromanga-sensei so far?
>tfw the beach episodes end up being the best ones
Defying all laws of anime
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>>76197372
Anon I'd only go gay for a cute Asian guy with a BAC

>>76197395
Episode 11 the best
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>>76197395
Kyousuke and Masamune should just fuck already.
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>>76197414
What if he's cute and Asian but he has an average-sized penis? Would you still?
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>>76197414
Not the gay anon, but are you a big fat black weeb or a handsome black gentleman like Robert?
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>>76197414
Haven't seen it yet, where can I DL it? nyaa.pantsu gave me nothing when I checked earlier today.
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wish my arms werent so skinny
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>>76197462
do some push ups right now
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Just opened a beer with the tv remote
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>>76197449
I'm not fat! But I don't if I'm handsome

>>76197454
Horriblesubs

>>76197448
Y-yes!
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>tfw Mikasa almost gave Eren a kissy
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>>76197495
who
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>>76197495
>tfw you'll never recieve a kissy from Mikasa
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>>76197504
Mikasa and Eren
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>>76197548
Y-you don't look bad anon!

I'm too embarrassed! I'm very sorry
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Think I might stop posting now that I see who i'm posting with
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>>76197572
Why?
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Labatts blue is trash. I hate bud light but I think blue is still worse than bud lite.

When it's worse than the pisswater that is bud lite you know it's trash
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>>76197469
I do 100 a day but it doesnt help
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>>76197766
Do you eat enough protein?
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If you can't do at least 40 pushups without struggling, you need to KYS
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wow cum is really dead
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I've been watching this video multiple times every day for the last few months
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w3cYtJekpw

In my mind we're in a relationship and whenever I need attention or want to get something off my chest I watch it to talk to her. Somebody said this isn't normal but I don't see a problem. She's my gf and nothing you guys say is gonna change that
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ayo /cum/ hows your saturday night going
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>>76197955
I wanna die
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>>76197955
phoneposting and cuddling with my bf watching orphan black la' top comfy
>>
hey
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>>76197955
I am alone.
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>>76197868
thats my mom hands off creep
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>>76197955
played nurse to my brother who got stitches yesterday and watched anime
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>>76197955
Currently buzzed sleeping on a inflatable matress at a friends house post party. My head hurts and I feel 50/50 about puking
>>76197973
Henlo
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>>76197955

got to hang out with the buds and watch some shitty cable television

was bretty gud
>>
>>76197998
drink some water and have a fruit
>>
Got to sit at home all day today and do nothing
It was fun
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>>76198028

thats what I do everyday
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>>76198016
I have a water bottle and idk where the fruit is ;-;
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>>76197955
just got back from work, probably just gonna pass out. too lonely here at night
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>>76198036
I only do it twice a week and I hate it. Can't imagine being a NEET because of the sheer boredom.
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>>76198061
you sound uncomfortable as shit
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Really happy with my new monitor.
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tfw ac is broke. how do non-americans survive without ac? holy fuck
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>>76198068

haha

yah
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>>76198075
I'm happy for you.
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>>76198082
You should be.
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>>76198077
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>>76198095
I am.
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>tfw you listened to oyster bay and bought more LTC last week
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Who /stilllivingwithmommyanddaddy/ here. I hope you guys know it's fathers day
>>
>>76198072
I'm more just queezy. I'm gonna go lay down in the batbroom. I've got a pillow, blanket and phone charger so i should be good
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>>76198130
Thanks for reminding me senpai
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niggas what the FUCK how is britain not an icehole with it's geographical location. Looking at a map it's way fucking up there. Can't believe I never noticed. Shouldn't it be colder?
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>>76198130

me and my sister celebrated it with my dad yesterday

he liked my gift(s)
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>tfw my parents are mad at me
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*bends over and spreads ass cheeks*
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>>76198118
good
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>>76198127
>>76198139
Whoa, I'm talking to someone from across the Atlantic.
>>
>>76198169
In fact, I'm ECSTATIC for you, anon
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>>76198130
I don't have a f*ther.

>>76198176
As you should be.
>>
>>76197955
its not that i necessarily want to live but its not that i necessarily want to die either
>>76198078
dont be like that. it could be worse. a lot worse. you could be me.
>>
>>76198181
So anon, what kind of monitor is it?
>>
>>76198130
I don't live with them, but they're comin over and I'm supposed to go to the buccos game with dad provided the weather doesn't end up being a bitch. It's supposed to storm but, fingers crossed.
>>
>>76198148
Jetstream might have something to do with it
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>>76198193
It's a 1280x1024 Sharp monitor. I didn't know they make monitors, but I saw it on craigslist for $20 and just had to have it. I am incredibly loyal to the brand.

>>76198148
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gulf_Stream
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Every chicano needs this shirt
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>>76198245
i swear I had a wallpaper almost exactly like that in high school on my phone
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>>76198207
>snoreball
he will fall asleep senpai
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>I dont like baseball
>>
anime or samurai jack?
>>
I love you all
>>
>>76198245

I don't care about fantasy ancestors of a country that isn't the USA
>>
>>76198245
>we wuz azteks n shiet
Why do mexicans get such a big dick over this
>>
>>76198302
Baseball is the worst. Sports are literally dead this time of year because it's just fucking baseball on all summer long and it's so bad
>>
>>76198307
neither
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>Baseball is the worst. Sports are literally dead this time of year because it's just fucking baseball on all summer long and it's so bad
>>
Going to sleep or staying up in a fugue state?
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getting tired, might watch some snoozeball instead of taking sleeping pills
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>>76198312
I love you, too, anon.
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the only people that hate baseball are communists and criminals

are you a criminal, /cum/?
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>>76198428
No, I'm a communist.
>>
>>76198428
1980s Soviet union>>>modern liberal west desu
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Communists are criminals by default.
>>
tell me the secrets of the heart and the sweet mysteries of love
>>
>>76198481
Your mom is a criminal by default.

haha BTFO
>>
>>76198495
My mom hurt my feelings so I agree
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>>76198335
Because of the lack of culture and knowing your Indian ancestors. Also Mexican government indoctrination that has been passed down through generations and no-shit heavily Indio blood pumping through the veins of most mexicans
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>1980s Soviet union>>>modern liberal west desu
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>>76198498
Oh...
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>>76198497
>>76198514
It wasn't worth posting it twice.
>>
I love baseball. Used to always play catch with dad and go to baseball games. I played too but I wasn't very good. Still fun
>>
if you dislike baseball, there is a 97% chance you prefer the presence of males or agree with the communist manifesto
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Nothing wrong with communism.
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Not a fan of Hispanics (unless they're beautiful women who are willing to be my gf)
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>>76198584
Except that it failed 24 times and fucked over the proletariat it said it wanted to help moreso than the capitalists that they thought would do so really
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>>76198584
nothing wrong with loving cute guys either
>>
hungry
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>>76198312
I love you too anon.
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>>76198565
you wrote "dislike" instead of just "like"
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>>76198672
Same desu. I need to go grocery shopping later today.
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>>76198648
Prove it.
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>nothing wrong with a system based on poorly sourced numbers and calculations
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>>76198686
Thinking about ordering some delivery but I don't want to spend more money today
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Karl Marx was a NEET who leeched off his wealthy friend. He directly profited from exploitation of the proletariat.
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lol yeah iktf
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>>76198687
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_socialist_states#Former
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>283 posts
>only 1 mexican post
where did /cum/ go wrong?
>>
At least a third of my coworkers are Californian transplants and I am NOT happy
>>
>>76198773

too many normies
>>
>>76198798
Like who? Whenever I come here everyone is complaining about no gf
>>
wow i still haven't found a korean speakerr
>>
Using a bidet as I type this
>>76198151
:)
>>
>>76198773
After the US election, Mexico is salty that Trump is in office, the same could be said about Canada but there's no clear reason as to why
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zXx0ReqOOI
>>
Think I heard a bird chirping
Time for bed
>>
>>76198808

the ones that are apparently too busy to be here on a saturday night
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>>76198811
ni hao
>>
>>76198701
Drink water, lots of it
>>
is self hate a hobby?
>>
>>76198825
Good night, America.
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Is /dixie/ still around?
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How many of you would fuck me?
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>>76198916

are you a girl(female)?
>>
>>76198709
>Being a journalist isn't a job

Okay, anon.
>>
>>76198892
is it in the catalog?
>>76198916
are you a girl or a cute manlet?
>>
Hello /Cum/ I'm soon coming to North America as a refugee AMA
>>
GOOOOD MOOORNIIING VIETNAAAAAAAM
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>>76198958
what state?
>>
>>76198958
you wanna be my gf?
>>
>>76198973
Toronto uwu
>>
>>76198971

morning latvibro

how goes the border
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>>76198980
I'm a qt guy
>>
New
>>76199016
>>76199016
>>76199016
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>>76198991
dont know, im on my yearly trip. just drove out if Vienna
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