Things Europeans will never understand.

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>using any other jelly besides grape
ISHYGDDT

>>76193465
It taste like a fucking desert.. sad that's what kids eat every day in america.

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>>76193465
>unhealthy white bread
>unhealthy jam
>unhealthy peanut butter
Indeed, I never understand

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>american bread

>>76193602
Maybe if you use too much jelly, sure. That's a clear sign of poor PB&J making.

>>76193465
Just had that this morning

>>76193668
>OP's pic
>white bread

>>76193465
PB+J is GOAT

>>76193465
These are really good, no clue what all the fuss is about.

>>76193465
It's actually really good

>>76193465
>Jelly
>Not calling it jam
Yeah I don't understand

>>76193721
Jam (at least in North America) is made with actual fruit preserves. Jelly is made from the juices of the fruit mixed with a thickener. You can make PB&J's with preserves and that's how a lot of adults prefer them, but kids don't tend to like preserves here.

I prefer pb and b(anana)

>>76193762
>Kids don't tend to like preserves
But they're so delicious...

>>76193823
I didn't like the texture of them in my sandwiches when I was growing up, but as an adult, they're quite tasty.

>>76193668
>peanut butter
>unhealthy

European memes are the worst

>>76193819
Elvis?

>>76193819
>forgetting the honey

>>76193500
Strawberry is best.

>>76193465
didnt start liking peanut butter and jelly sandwiches until earlier this year

>>76193690
American "bread" is almost always white/bleached trash, even your "rye bread" is just white bread with nuts/seeds on top and color/molasses mixed into the dough.

Here in Norway we have a word for such bread, "loff", whish is basically anything American tier. Bread is at least 25% fiber and long digested carbs, while usually 75%.

>>76193923
>Excessive amounts of transfat and molasses
Sure, some brand are okay, but most buy the cheap shit

>>76193668
Traditional Turkish cuisine?

>>76196203
>molasses
>in any brand of peanut butter since the history of peanuts

>molasses
>unhealthy to begin with

>trans fats
>required to grind up peanuts into a paste

It honestly makes me angry that people as fantastically retarded as you get to make fun of American intelligence on a regular basis.

>even your "rye bread" is just white bread with nuts/seeds on top and color/molasses mixed into the dough.

You're talking about "Jewish rye" which is a mixxture of white flour with rye flour and flavored with caraway seeds. And again with the fucking molasses obsession, do you have brain damage?

>>76196256
>Molasses
Comes from corn, bad for the environment, and bad for you. I'd never trust American peanut butter.

>Trans fat
You'd be surprised with what they add to different product to increase the sense of 'happiness' from consuming said product.

>Jewish rye
I lived in Washington for a year and the only dark bread I could find in any supermarket, that wasn't filled with cancer. Was some dark "real bread" made by a former criminal. Can't remember the name but got it at Costco.

There were bakeries, but they were crazy expensive even for Norwegian standards.

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>>76193465

>>76196402
molasses is a byproduct of refining sugar
it doesn't come from corn

>>76196467
Corn syrup is synonymous with molasses over here

The word for liquid sugar is just syrup(sirup)

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yuro governments heavily restrict what they are allowed to eat

I don't understand why do you need an extra bread on top.

>>76196495
That makes sense
Also not all peanut butter here is sugary, natural peanut butter that is just peanuts and salt is also popular

>>76196512
Easier when creating a boxed/packed lunch

>>76196524
Natural is way more expensive though
Sometime I wish we'd have Skippy, even though I'm trying to loose weight.

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>>76193465

>>76196549
>boxed/packed lunch
Anime?

>>76196571
https://anewlifeinnorway.wordpress.com/2010/11/28/the-art-of-matpakke-the-packed-lunch-of-norway/

>>76196549
It's easy to make if you have peanuts and the right equipment. My parents used to when I was in school.
But I imagine peanuts themselves are just as expensive

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>yuropoors don't have root beer
>yuropoors have never had a root beer float
the absolute state of yuropeon """people"""

>>76196818
>tfw local subcontractor of american foods and beverages went out of business
>tfw I can no longer get A&W at the local upper-tier supermarket
>tfw haven't had a float in forever
feels bad man

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>>76197085
>yfw yuropoors have to pay for each packet of condiments
>yfw yuropoors will never know the feeling of having unlimited condiments for free

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>>76197153
tfw you need to buy plastic card to use toilet here. And one visit costs $1.

>>76196818
GOAT tier root beer

>>76196402
>Was some dark "real bread" made by a former criminal
Dave's?

>>76197278
Yes
It's okay tier by my standards, but still much better than anything else I found

>>76196818
American visiting Bulgaria. I fucking miss rootbeer. Everytime I go out to eat I ask if they have it, everytime I have to settle for coke. Feels bad man.

>>76193500
strawberry is much better

>>76197875
>>76193500
Quince is best j in pb&j.

>>76193465
What I want to know is why you call it """jelly" when it's actually a jam.

>>76197529
What all have you been eating out?

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>>76196549
Natural isn't much more expensive here and tastes much better

>>76197207
Do the jews run all of them? That price is extortionate even here, let alone in russia

>>76197085
>he is actaully proud of the fact that his coporate overlords allow him to drink endless amounts of soda

You're literally drinking liquid diabetes

>taking fruity sugar paste and nutty sugar paste and smearing them on two pieces of sugar bread and jamming the whole thing in your big fat face

yep it's american

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>>76198354
>taking butter and colorful sugar pieces and smearing them on pieces of sugar bread and jamming them in your face because your chinese slavemasters won't let you eat anything else

yep it's australian

>>76197961
I already answered this here >>76193762

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>>76193465
New Topic: Things Americans will never understand.

>>76198387
this is a treat

amerifats are eating sugar sandwiches every other meal

>>76198492
We have electric kettles. They're just not a standard fixture. I just finished making some instant noodles with one.

>>76198500
Except that's not even true. Only the trashiest people(niggers) eat PB&J on a regular basis.

>>76198492
My traditional metal kettle works fine since I only boil water for tea with it.

>>76193500
It is called "jam", by the way. Peanut butter and strawberry jam sandwiches are delicious but no need to butcher the English in the process.

>>76193762
Stop
ruining
English

>>76199003
It's a legal distinction here in the US. You can't sell something without preserves as 'jam'.

>>76196571
Russia doesn't have the concept of taking a lunchbox to school or work?

>>76198959
>>76199003
not our fault ausdumbs are too stupid to comprehend the difference between jelly and jam

>>76199060
Nope.

>>76199003
>Australians telling anyone to "stop ruining english"

>>76198276
>he can't drink as much soda as he wants for the price of one soda

Why does Voivode Putin hate his own subjects?

>>76198714
>black eating pb&j

this is how i know you dont know what the fuck youre talking about and never leave your house.

>>76199668
Not an argument, nigger.

>>76193465
I like cream cheese and cucumber sandwiches.