/brit/

all this talk of nonces has got me watching paedo busting videos on youtube again
satisfying and tragic at the same time

cheeky dubs

>>76194900
most of them are just mentally ill people who are probably confused

it'd be pretty funny to set tim up as a nonce and get him bullied by those paedo hunter videos

hope this leaf gets busted for child porn and kills himself in jail

leftypol and nonces OUT

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why does his face look like cock and balls

>>76194926
no they're not

they know exactly what they are doing and they have a clear mind in doing it

they are nothing but sick freaks and if you condone their actions you are a sick freak too

>>76194947
ah, but anyone who wants to shag a child and willing break the law is clearly mentally ill

First birdcunt just started BELLOWING his tune out.

How is this not against some local noise ordinance?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTGk0js8PVs

tune

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>this kraut back tracking like his granddad did in 1943

>>76194922
AmeriCAN

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>>76194966
TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP LOUD NOISES TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP

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kinda want a budgie lads

thoughts?

almost 4am and I can't sleep

looks like I wrecked my sleeping pattern again

>>76195018
I'm British and I'm in Amsterdam and I never back tracked. If you want to fuck kids you are not innocent, and should be ahot. Simple as. You just seem to think it's an innocent thing to want to fuck children and we fundamentally disagree.

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what's that sweater bear, leftypol are all nonces?

I agree

Their accents make them all sound like paedos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzfA4WKaea4

>>76195035
*inserts firecracker*

why dont yuropeens refrigerate eggs

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>this dumb Kraut in full damage control mode

>>76195035
NO, IT'S ANNOYING ME!
DO NOT MAKE ME HAVE TO CLOSE MY WINDOWS!

>>76195043
It's 3:37, mate, stop wishing the night away.

>>76195066
I do. Was told by the butcher who I buy them off to do so.

>>76195068
>havent changed my opinion at all
>le damage control wanting to fuck kids is okay

>>76195047
>I'm in Amsterdam
>German flag

what?

why are yank eggshells white?

anyone else think they're making a big of a big deal over nothing with this fire malarkey

it's not like it's 9/11 or anything

>>76195061
how do they always get the right person?
what if you're just waiting for a mate?

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>this daft kraut and his deranged inconsistent argument

why do i get dubs

>>76195099
Bigger deal than I would've thought, but I think its a microcosm of how things currently are in Britain desu

based kraut

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>>76195092
I don't know, the wifi is in NL but it says Im in Nuremburg

See top left

>>76195082
WHEW billionaire

>>76194810
>and locking up innocents instead
Which innocents are being locked up?

Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying lock up people who confess to having dangerous feelings. Give those poor sods a pill to kill off all their sexual desire, ban them from being around kids, maybe study them for more effective treatments. I believe soldiers were given iodine in WW1 to prevent homos getting aroused in the barracks, we must have something similar.

My objection is to the BBC telling me I need to "understand." I don't trust the BBC on this subject, because they are an organisation of pedophile enablers, and when I say "pedophile," I mean child rapists. It's amazing what the left has got people to "tolerate" in our lifetimes, and now they're starting on this?

When gay sex was made legal, people complained that next they'd push for gay marriage. NO WE WON'T, RIDICULOUS, NOBODY EVEN MENTIONED THAT! Read about the Overton window. Of course they won't push for normalisation of child abuse right away. First, they have to get enough people on board with accepting pedophiles as normal. Watch them begin to call people words like "intolerant" and "outdated," and so on, with regards to this. Watch out for the signs that the media is quietly pushing an agenda (when are they NOT), and start attacking and censoring critics of the agenda.

Or they'll present an extremist position as the only alternative to accepting pedophilia. "Persecuting innocent people for thought crimes," for example. "Oh you don't think it's okay to fantasise about raping children? I guess you just want to execute disabled people then!"

>>76195114
Ive been very consistent, execute nonces

>>76195047
By that logic. Everyone that is mentally ill should be sent to a concentration camp to die instead of being helped to overcome their problems. Lots of pedos know it's "wrong" (don't get me started on ethics) to have these urges. Especially to act upon them.

>>76195111
To be honest in this specific case they both straight up admitted to everything immediately and happily waited for the police.

Also he's happy to be called a paedophile, but nonce upset him.

>>76195115
Fuck you ameriCANT!!!

>>76195162
>>76195135
>he literally did exactly what you said in under 5minutes

Also you're strawmanning hard. Paedophilia isn't a mental illness its a sick perversion and a choice.

redpill: any state of mind that the establishment doesn't like is a mental illness that's treatable by giving you enough drugs to turn you back into a drone

>>76195099
I certainly think there's an element on the left; The Socialist Worker, Momentum, Corbyn, etc. using this tragedy for political capital, especially as they can twist the knife in May's gut after her embarrassment at the GE.

That said, it is a big deal. Scores of people died in a a block of flats due to penny pinchers trying to appease the mega wealthy of the borough by dressing mutton up in lamb's clothing and screwing over the poorest.

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>>76195099
politicizing tragedies is immoral
that goes for both sides of the political spectrum

>>76195182
they should make a nonce pill for you then

>>76195193
not saying i disagree with the establishment on all counts

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some late night stimulation for you lads xx
get the brain boxes going

Comment

>>76195180
I don't understand what a "strawmanning hard" is... some kind of German porn?
You are a German! It's a sick perversion and a choice.

>>76195213
10.9 degrees and 49.1 degrees
should have asked for something i couldnt have used desmos for ;) ;) ;)

>>76195213
Is that the Quran or the Torah?
I can't read that language either way

>>76195180
>and a choice.
Did you choose to be gay?

just jumped in here lads, what's this about some german being a nonce?

>>76195213
That is anything but stimulating for my retarded brain...

>open windows
>half of insect population moves in
>heem a green faggot
>room stinks like shit
>turns out it was a lacewing
love summer

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are riley

>>76195250
Yes

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anime

>>76195255
He got mad cos he admitted fantasising about have a toddler ride his cock and how he got aroused reading the Ian Watkins court transcripts

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are riley..

ten to four, fucking hell

goin up to the spirit in the sky

told myself I wouldn't drink again but here I am at 4am still on the cans

haha what am i like

TRIPPLE DUBS

so anyway ant from ant and dec is a cokehead lads

hahahaha

>>76195260
what part of the country are you in

I get no insects apart from a spider every now and then

>>76195296
NEED TO BROADCAST TO THE WORLD SO PEOPLE NOTICE ME

what the hell is a walk in clinic and why has nobody told me these exist

ive been going to my gp for stupid shit

>>76195317
Gomorrah (middlesbrough)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao__pit0mkY

tune

>>76195289
wow what a sick cunt, he should be killed

Get a shower, clean t-shirt on. One hour later sweating like fuck and stink like shit.

ffs

just had a wank and came everywhere

NEED to stop doing this

>>76195336
GOOd post

>>76195296
imagine being able to even say that people had done those things for you and still complain about your life

>>76195260
I respect our insect cousins but seriously, fuck off away from my room dickheads. Fuck off to the moon

>>76195334
>middlesbrough

we have an actual fucking nonce itt, lads.

middlesbrough has more white nonces than paki ones.

bummed the fuck out of their kids in the 80s

nowt wrong with fucking kids

>>76195360
>bummed the fuck out of their kids in the 80s
nonce

>>76195303
It's not easy, I know.

For me, the best way is to make a decision never to buy alcohol again, drink what I've got, and then define myself as a non-drinker, and be stubborn about it. Falling off the wagon doesn't mean you can't quit, it just means you need to get back on it.

>>76195303
I have mates that take antidepressants and they drink... seems stupid to me. Booze causes and worsens depression and anxiety. But who im I to tell them how to live their life...
ACID FUCKING TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO TEXHNO TECHNO TECHNO.

prefer the buildup in porn to the actual sex honestly

>>76195360
>bummed the fuck out of their kids in the 80s
reported you to NONCECHQ

>>76195366
fuck off, leftypol

>>76195296
How long before he suicides?

>>76195383
>replying to it

Ay gents, any objections if I came over permanently?

>>76195375
*ding dong* you order a pizza?

Would like to know how often the paedohunter cases get thrown out completely because of procedural issues caused by the hunters themselves.

>>76195367
it's actually true. read up on the cleveland child sex scandal. 100s of kids found to have been anally raped, then they staretd smearing the doctor who discovered and got away with it.

>>76195395
I'll reply to whoever I fucking want to, cunt.

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Have you remembered to brush your teeth AND to floss today?

>>76195396
Yeah a few, tienes que chuparnos primero

hope you lads are revising

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*nonces in the general area of the thread*

>>76195430
Hell I'd do that for free. Am I an englishman now?

>>76195438
yeah got my gcses in a week

>>76195423
flossing is a meme

did Labour manage to dig out one of their old Blairite spin doctors from the back of a closet somewhere or are the media just turning on the Tories of their own accord?

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me, a plymothian, venturing anywhere north of ivybridge

>>76195423
We'll it a new day here in the UK so get your snout teh fuck out of my business!
Did you remember to put a mouth guard in before I get one of my hard mates to knee drop you?

Am actually incredibly smart, just didn't try in school, simple as.

>>76195463
may is just that bad

why does love hurt lads?

>>76195463
tory backbenchers are working their magic

also gideon

actually got an IQ of 135 I just love doing drugs and hate exams

simple as

got called cuckio in walmart

weekend /brit/ is always shit
goddamn kids

>>76195536
same

Poo

sister had an IQ of 155 when she was 10 years old and is now a high flying doctor

then there's me up til 4am wanking to anime characters on a weekend haha

>>76195463
They have turned on May not the Tories.

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>>76195463

hmmm. Not sure

imagine being british

cant think of anything more dire

Might buy a PS4 pro, haven't had a console since ps3, I want to play Battlefield 1 after listening to Dan Carlin's WW1 series.

>>76195553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xxugNQUtpE

>>76195569
delete this post please

>>76195574
reddit

The fascist says "We want controlled immigration" they mean "We want less people of colour migrating"
The fascist says "refugees should go through the proper channels" they mean "let them drown in the med"
The fascist says "We want to preserve national identity" they mean "We want national pride"
The fascist says "We want sovereignty" they mean "We want supremacy"
Our leaders have pandered to the populist white supremacy for too long leading to a brutal Brexit and wibley wobbley country more divided than ever.
If we continue on this path with Theresa Mayhem or some other Tory bastard all hope is lost. Simple as.

>>76195569
Hell, I'm willing

>>76195593
'eed

dont respond to it

>>76195593
hello leftypol discord

>>76195593
Nothing wrong with this

love facism

>>76195463
The press are scapegoating May personally to try to distract people from the party. I think the Evening Standard in particular is just Osborne having a laff at her because she fired him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv15-bfLKeA

is he right actually?

>>76195460
>>76195467
t. carriers of gum disease and gingivitis

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grenfell was a labour false flag to vilify the tories ahead of the second election

don't be fooled by are jez's senile grandfather aesthetic, the man is trouble and my sources can prove it in a court of law

>>76195654
why aren't you fascist lad

>>76195647
mate why do you keep posting bait
if you want (You)s just ask

>>76195569
How DARE you?

POO!!!!!!

>>76195666
if you want (You)s get dubs

asking won't help

how dear you

>>76195666
wheres my last bait? i just post shit

So much for the tolerant left

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me on the day of the rope x

did someone say repeating numerals?

>>76195700
i will return your dubs with some dubs of my own.

check em

Democrats are the real racists

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>>76195709
Evil Germs

Stop fucking replying to it you fucking idiots

>>76195566
Talk about a head fuck for that kid!

>>76195566
he looks pregnant

>>76195666
Whatever Satan... 420 blaze it faggot!

>>76195566
hmm
right is also a tranny isn't it

>>76195750
yeah

wearing an OBEY flatcap

@76195728
stop telling me what to do

sensitive woes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5pv8tRnhZw

>>76195727
What is this from?

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#JUSTICE4PORTUGAL

why did the government not buy more fire-resistant trees to populate the forest with?

a socialist government would have definitely resulted in fewer casualties

>>76195764
Don't know desu

>>76195766
howling at the thought of those glorified arab runtoids going up in flames

>>76195727
wow, thats seems kinda fucked up

>>76195766
Fucking hell they can't let us have our moment can they?
Have to try and out do us

going to try out lance
been a while since i played monster hunter

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>>76195775

>>76195780
Yeah because that's the worst thing a German has ever done

>>76195709
>bravery's face when he flicks the cigarette
He's so goofy.

>>76195780
mexican nigger

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the oneitis

>>76195801
who was the worst german?

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>>76195780
Woes girlfriend is German and it is getting to him

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>nigger

>>76195817
Schindler

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>Not just building a giant wall all around Birmingham

What is 4chan?
4chan is a simple image-based bulletin board where anyone can post comments and share images. There are boards dedicated to a variety of topics, from Japanese animation and culture to videogames, music, and photography. Users do not need to register an account before participating in the community. Feel free to click on a board below that interests you and jump right in!

>>76195827
nice to know:-)

>>76195806
i aint no mexican nigger :"(

>>76195837
>he thinks Mohammed Abu Abdul Rahman is the ones that bombs people
>he doesn't realise it's Mo that cool guy you use to drink with up until a few years ago

>>76195593
And don't forget:
Anyone who says they want controlled immigration is a fascist
Anyone who says refugees should go through the proper channels is a fascist
Anyone who says they want to preserve national identity is a fascist
Anyone who says they want sovereignty is a fascist
BASH THE FASH

ah yes


daylight

fascism is based

>not a fascist, i just think-
>HE'S THINKING! GET HIM COMRADES! BASH THE FASH

>>76195892
>look up from screen
>oh shit it's light what time is it?
>it's only 4:30 IN THE MORNING
>would have believed it's 8:30am

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Hate Corbyn
Hate Venezuela
Hate communism
Hate SJWs
Hate feminism

Love classical liberalism and radical centrism
Simple as

>>76195918
You can't be a classical liberal and a radical centrist

>>76195918
He loves his wife's son too.

>>76195918
Feminism is like chasing down fish with air freshener and creating schemes to steal bfs sperm he guards like Fort Knox

got the wife's son to suck me and a mate off

don't get how corbyn dodged media criticism about seizing housing
guess you can say anything that sounds friendlt during a disaster and it'll fly under the radar

>>76195964
corbyn is a senile old commie twat

fucking hell lads still can't sleep, it's too fucking hot these days

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Finally

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Why don't poor people just buy more money? Food for thought

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*Walks towards you*

>>76195950
who /lanklet/ here?

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>>76195964
Because he's right and based Corbz would put the Tory press in the ground if they came for him

>>76195987
How would the UN accomplish that exactly?

>>76195987
Does this mean we can't haka anymore

>>76196011
hilarious question

>>76195987
Link?

>>76196020
Hilarious answer.

>>76195987
So does that mean the UN will make it illegal for white people to act like wiggers?

Woah

>>76196022
https://twitter.com/VICE/status/876182691401650177

Business idea: an American "high energy candy" called Trump's Treats which is basically red jelly babies in the shape of MAGA hats that have energy drink properties like caffeine, taurine whatever, and then for the advert, edit the lefty protest footage where they yell "LOVE TRUMPS HATE" and "WHOSE STREETS? OUR STREETS!" so that it sounds like they're chanting "LOVE TRUMP'S TREATS!"

>>76196011
How does the UN accomplish anything? By reaching mutual agreement between the state parties represented in their organisation, but cultural appropriation, racism, being a fucking white male et. al. only apply to western countries whose vacillating governments will be falling over themselves to ratify whatever asinine and obtuse document is put forth

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post the frog that best describes your current state of mind

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>>76196060

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>based Corbz

business idea: rob peter to pay paul

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>>76196060

>>76196011
Express deep concern
Threaten sanctions
Do a vote
Watch USA veto it

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>>76196060
>>76196060

Average American Trump supporter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjTvpdp5sVA

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>>76196060

>>76196060
this has to be the easiest (you) farming technique yet

do americans think that discussions on 4chan are purely for (You)s?

If you've ever used autism as an insult on this form you need to WIND YOUR FUCKING NECK IN

>>76196149
Yes, its in our Scottish nature to be greedy hogs of the spotlight despite our ugliness

>>76196149
*rakes in the (You)s*
*bows as I am doused in (You)s*
*gives an encore*

Did you know that the drummer for Def Leppard only has one arm?

>>76196149
yes?

>form

>>76196168
ye

watching jojos bizzare adventure in 1080p using my $60 crunchyroll subcription x

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When I grow up I want to be
One of the harvesters of the sea
I think before my days are done
I want to be a fisherman
I'll live and die a fisherman
Calling John the fisherman

Do you reckon the police have a file on you for what you've posted on 4chan? I'd say its inevitable

actually got invited out by friends to a night out! just got in :)

>>76196207
nah

song lyrics and my love for primus, talking heads and death grips probably doesn't amount to much

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Don't know why you all mock Deano he is perfectly happy with life.

>>76196216
how was it mate?
>>76196207
probably not as im a pretty perfect white citizen desu.

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wish it was winter

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doing a poo lads haha

>>76196207
chinese government probably does
hate chinks simple as

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Hate stoners

Simple as

>>76196216
Wanna hear all about it. Including:

1. How long it's been
2. Who invited you
3. Where'd you go
4. What was it like
4.a) Drinks
4.b) Music
4.c) People

I want to live vicariously through you.

just made a thread on ess pee

>>76196240
*gasps in horror as I see the image you posted*
RACIST!!! How DARE you?!?!

flat earth is real

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Me and the lads

>>76196274
got in around 1 hour ago

friends from 6th form i went to 3 years ago for one of their 21st birthdays

rescue rooms/stealth in nottingham

very enjoyable

drinks were on the very expensive side i would say but luckily I filled a water bottle half full of vodka and drank it before i went

music was normie tripe but I'm not really that fussy so didn't mind

people were ok, lots of people I went to school with I haven't seen in around 3 years that seemed happy to see me but may have been feigning it (even if they were I appreciate the effort of pretending)

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The Trial of the Talmud took place in 1240 at the court of the reigning king of France, Louis IX (St. Louis).

It was common for Christians to equate the religion of the Jews with the Israelite Mosaic Faith of the Old Testament. The French had viewed the Jews as the followers of the Old Testament, who honoured "the law of Moses."

The French were therefore surprised to realize that the Jews had developed an authoritative Talmud to complement their understanding of the Bible.

Western Christianity in the 13th century was developing its intellectual acumen, and had assimilated the teachings of Aristotle.

A significant difference between the Jewish and Christian sides of the debate is that Christianity had developed a detailed theological system. Judaism did not, on the other hand, have a developed positive theology.

The purpose of the Paris disputation was to rid the Jews of their belief in the Talmud, in order that they might return to Old Testament Judaism and eventually embrace Christianity.

On June 17, 1244, twenty-four carriage loads of Jewish religious manuscripts were set on fire in the streets of Paris.

Louis IX, who sponsored the debate, stated that only skilled clerks could conduct a disputation with Jews but that laymen should plunge a sword into those who speak ill of the Christ.

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You can't complain about the decline of the white race if you haven't gathered at least five white children

>>76196333
but I'm not complaining

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been bitten by the corbyn bug

>>76196333
You can't complain about class inequality unless you've worked in a non-union factory

>>76196333
Based Mogs, saving the white race.

>>76196312
Sounds great, good call on the vodka.

just came from reddit lads

>>76196383
/pol/ is down the hall and to the left

>>76196383
Fuck back off then

got wanked off by a lad last night at his house

felt too weird halfway through so put my clothes on and left. still processing it not entirely sure how to feel

>21st birthday

does anyone actually give a shit about those in europe though?

>>76196398
haha had a friend that got blown by a guy and went home and threw up.

said he was curious and confirmed it. has a wife now that doesnt know

>>76196409
kinda

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went to walmart today lads
appalled at all the fat people
especially the women, literally all of them are fat
disgusting

>>76196429
just curious, why?

>>76196409
if you have a summer birthday your 21st is a graduation party because most people do 3 year degrees here

>>76196409
21 feels like the "PROPER" grown up age, not more arsing around lad.

>>76196438
record a vocaroo so I know what kind of yank I'm dealing with here or you're geting filtered forever

Is it true that in Britain, you need ten different permits to own plastic cutlery?

>>76196409
Yeah. It's a milestone, but obviously not as big of one as USA. "21 Today," they sing. Bit weird now that I think about it. You get a symbolic "Key to the Door."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx1D2asFSig

cuckio

>>76196438
it's when people are properly considered an adult since they're usually in work and done with (or almost done with) university by that point

>>76196459
you get a smack a yank permit for plastic cutlery

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>>76196459
No. There are no restrictions on plastic cutlery, that I know of.

But you're not allowed to carry a key until you're twenty one. Too dangerous. See >>76196460

There's a big ceremony where you're given a symbolic key to show that you're old enough to carry a key.

Was joking around the shop with the gf, kicking her trolley, lying on her and what not and she walloped me in the head telling me to stop. I said alright and now I'm here outside the shops

>>76196452
http://vocaroo.com/i/s087fRLOyjhb

>>76196443
>>76196444
>>76196460
>>76196479
ah makes sense. thanks

>>76196500
What are you like?

>>76196500
haha send a picture of her tits lad as a joke haha on here lad haha just as a bit of banter haha a funny joke haha

>>76196312
>rescue rooms/stealth in nottingham
Saw Dave Ram Jam Rodigan there back in the day and also drank vodka from a water bottle before going in

>>76196500
id like to see her asshole because she sounds familiar

Was at Grenfell Tower little while ago and forgot to unplug my iron
Hope it didn't cause too much of a ruckus

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jun/15/new-zealand-stars-tackle-tiny-racists-helping-to-normalise-prejudice?CMP=soc_567

yasss New Zealand you go!

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he around?

literally madness that a grown man in the united kingdom can have sex with a girl who literally still goes to secondary school as long as her birthday fell before an arbitrary point and it's completely legal

fuck nonce twats, 18 should be the age of consent in britain like america. one thing the yanks got right

>>76196595
think its actually 16 or 17 in most states here desu..

>>76196595
>he wants to stop fucking 16 year olds
wtf

>>76196595
17 in my state

new zealand
>good weather
>diverse
>less spread out (good thing)
>lord of the rings

australia
>too hot
>full of racist cunts
>everyone lives near each other on the outside
>neighbours

ahh yes. fuck aussie cunts, HATE THEM britain has the ashes you stupid kangaroo fucking cunts get fucked hahahaha beat you in the champions trophy you stupid fuckers get fucked

>>76196634
brilliant post

>>76196595
>one thing the yanks got right

We also got it right when we seperated from you cunts

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>>76196316
just wanna tell you I absolutely love this gimmick please continue

>>76196644
>we
>you

happened 250 fucking years ago you roleplaying twat

>>76196664
So he should refer to America in the third person?

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NEED an American gf

Why is it in movies about WW2 whenever they show London there are always blimps in the sky?

kill all gooks

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>england?
>you mean me?

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someone make a new thread got a gimmick to share

>>76196703
Hello fellow /r/ukpolitics poster :^ )

>>76196709
this isn't reddit you fucking newcunt, wait until 400+ posts before making a new thread

>>76196697
Barrage Balloons to stop Farage

tend to accuse people i dislike of coming from places i dislike

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work tomorrow

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>yanks replying to me

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A number of wars between the Normans and the Eastern Roman Empire were fought from c. 1040 until 1185.

The Normans had come from the Duchy of Normandy. During this time that the Normans had conquered southern Italy, half of France, and all of England.

The Normans saw no reason to stop; Byzantium was decaying further still and looked ripe for conquest.

The third Norman invasions came close to taking Constantinople.

The Sack of Thessalonica in 1185 by Normans of the Kingdom of Sicily was one of the worst disasters to befall the Byzantine Empire.

Alexios requisitioning Church money - a previously unthinkable move - proved too little to stop the Normans.Emperor Alexios bribed the German Emperor Henry IV with 360,000 gold pieces to attack the Normans in Italy

>work in 2 days
>have a good job
>far and away the dumbest in the office

biding my time

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>>76196738
A special relationship?

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>work tomorrow

Dutch sounds like English except I don't understand the words.

>>76196776
>>76196776
>>76196776
>>76196776

British sounds like English except I don't understand the words