troubles 2 electric boogaloo edition
sophie
thoughts on the 'f?
liam should be sent to the gulag
bucks where watching film come on
Submissive whitebois love black dick.
babestation
anime
How hot is it really?
We're Gonna Rock Down 2: Electric Boogaloo
reckon i could be perfectly happy with just a gf and no friends.
investing in this property in manchester
Lads you know how in period films everyone dresses in stereotypical clothing for that are? So in 70s films everyone wears flared trousers, high collar shirts etc. Well in real life people tend to dress more according to when they were born. So young people will dress fashionably whereas old people will wear tweed jackets
Does that mean irl in the 60s old people were walking around dressed like pic related?
The names Dowd, Wellen Dowd.
nothing warms my heart more than being in a restaurant abroad and hearing a waiter/waitress dropping a glass and a cry of 'WHHHHEEEYYYYYY' rising up from a table of british lads
anyone remember the jordan.knight.741 meme?
>>76190703
https://twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/876193587955994625
>>76190723
>Well in real life people tend to dress more according to when they were born
bullshit
do you wear 90s clothes you mong
>>76190723
Yeah
imagine calling your child paul
Sheffield? Oh you mean South Wakefield
want sophie to crush my knackers between her thighs
Really enjoy having a girlfriend lads. So nice getting cute little texts throughout the day, and knowing she's thinking about you.
And she likes shagging me and I make her cum easily and she cuddles me afterwards.
pour that bubbly
>>76190763
pól*
>>76190767
Literally hadn't heard of wakefield as a place until like 2 months ago.
mental that its one of the biggest cities in the UK haha
>>76190746
wtf
twitter girl got lost in the old thread
>>76190788
font
>>76190647
>gun held together with tape
>some kind of 0.22 "hunting rifle"
>sawn off shotgun
>a few grenades they would probably actually use by throwing on a primary school playground
OK I am officially intimidated by these Ulster hardmen
Birmingham? where? ooooh you mean eastern Wolverhampton
>>76190788
>tfw gf's foreign
>tfw her visas expired
>tfw in this grey area where we don't know whats going to happen
she vowed to stay loyal to me, but said she'd understand if i went after other girls.
>>76190806
Literally nightmarish. Even the bear looks terrified.
>>76190761
I didn't literally say the year they were born you fucking moron. People only solidify their own style around 18-20
>>76190720
alri, Deano
nigger!!!!!!!!!!!
>>76190723
When I was a kid I used to see old prople walking around with "brogue suits" from the 1950's so yes I think you are on to something.
People get out of touch eventually
>>76190815
hello 35-year-old virgin from the last thread
Post chyunage lads
https://youtu.be/crv602_XbKk
>>76190818
come and take these six counties lad see what comes about
>>76190788
FONT
>when you report someone for shitposting and a few minutes later their post is deleted
fuck off /r9k/ discord
>>76190835
iktf
went to the african festival
saw a lot of funny thigns today
had a nice buffalo burger but it just tast4s like beef x
Wolverhampton? Where in Wakefield is that?
>>76190899
I know what I'll be doing with your post
am simply and irredeemably in love with pints
>tfw thinking about the one summer I hitchhiked and train-hopped across the US
(desu I rode with a friend most of the way)
going to buy myself one of those office water coolers
I hope they aren't too expensive
>>76190811
or did I?
tories are nonces
za is in la, 10 minutes tops
https://youtu.be/4OZbzC1ViWc?t=25
got a hack on the system lads
don't quite understand people who have difficulty socialising
>>76190934
not an argument
>>76190928
That thing in Liverpool? Mates invited me but I couldn't be arsed, was it actually good?
>>76190962
that sounds cool mate
>>76190930
West Brum
>>76190930
>Wolverhampton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qIAfnNPdoo
>>76190962
no you didn't
Wakefield?
oh yeah you're on about northern Milton Keynes ain't you?
just copped this
>>76190865
foy you don't understand deano
Rita
why are tripfags always so self obsessed
>>76190962
stop making me jealous liam
>>76190962
ok that looks comfy as fuck
wasn't it illegal though?
>>76190890
I lived and worked in NI for years, good luck finding somebody else other than >englel to put up with your bullshit. You do realise NI is like a skin cancer tumor for the UK right?
>>76190962
FONT
Ireland? You sure you dont mean Wakefield Celtic?
>>76190731
Been in this situation a few times in Aus, but where the bar/restaurant would be maybe 30% Brits - the other Euro nationals were confused or sometimes even offended for the waitress kek
>>76190689
this pic made me do a misogyny
>>76191012
are you a gimp?
>>76190965
nigga just buy bottled water and put it in the fridge
>>76191001
very Deano thing to say, that
>>76190600
Not the guy you were replying to but seriously why do you fucking care? Teenagers are such natural psychopathic bullies. We get it, you're still trying to establish your identity
>>76190731
>going abroad to stay near and dine with other british people
had a load of jack daniels and flubromazolam and can't walk lol
>>76191054
>bottled
no thanks sweaty don't fancy turning into a girl
>>76190986
yep
dunno if it's good cause im not much of a fan of any kind of festival *dons trenchcoat* but it's right outside my front door so i thought i may as well
i suppose it's a bit like the Lambeth Country Show, if you know what that's like, but without the nice animals, and ironically enough with fewer blacks
i'd say youve probably not missed too much
>>76191074
hope you die x
>>76191019
Tiocfaidh ár lá
hey guys when do i use "this" and when do i use "that"?
example:
this question has been on my mind for a while
or
that question has been on my mind for a while
what phrase is the correct one?
>mfw somebody calls New Wakefield "Milton Keynes"
>>76190962
Hitchhiked to Glastonbury one year and jumped the fence. Mad few days, that was.
Probably couldn't do that nowadays, but the security there was slack back in... I think it was as far back as '99. Before a lot of people here were born.
>>76190996
I rode on a train for about 50 total miles in a box car until we stopped in a station and the yard guard basically said that he's legally allowed to beat the absolute shit out of us unless we got out of there
hitched a ride from a guy staying in the motel next to us and he literally drove us from LA to eureka CA which is like the entire state of CA in the back of his pickup truck
>>76191060
Did I make you cry?
in 1492 columbus sailed the wakefield blue
>>76190928
>he was at Sefton Park
can't do drugs because i live in a flatshare
can't cook the food i want when i want because i live in a flatshare
can't garden because i live in a flatshare
can't start working on a home gym because i live in a flatshare
can reach home scoff take out in my room and cry myself to sleep before another day of work though.
>>76191074
im on xans i dont wanna dance
>>76191085
I can bet you that in about 2-5 years this will be back in fashion and every fuckwit will be wearing it as their sunday best
Lately seeing a load of titwanks with 1993 stepped haircuts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAtnA5rP34k
>>76191076
Ummmmm office water coolers use big bottles sweaty? x
>>76191006
>they're using a name
>and a password
>on 4chan
Don't need to think very hard about that one
>>76191009
not liam. im should i shave
wakefield was the first country on the moon
>>76191125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7U_W9ymTO4
>>76191110
Only person you make cry is your mum Anon.
>>76191087
"this" would be used in relation to you
For example:
>this steak is undercooked
Would be used when it is your steak
>that steak is undercooked
Would be used when you're talking about someone else's steak
>>76191123
>can't cook the food i want when i want because i live in a flatshare
What? Why not?
>>76191108
Why didnt you all gang up on him if there was only one?
Sleeping tonight will be hellish. NOT a fan of this excessively warm weather
>>76191087
both are correct
>>76191156
normies hog the kitchen after work
+
i want to invest in a few kitchen appliances like a clay oven, which i obviously can't do in a flatshare.
>>76191139
delete this sweaty
>morality, religion, fear of death
>all of these things are as worthless as the life that you are about to extinguish
>nothing can pull you back from the edge
>>76191006
I care about my personality on an image board. obviously a bit egotistical and slightly fucked in the head
>When somebody calls Outer Wakefield "the moon"
>>76191085
>colours aplenty
People don't use the word aplenty enough anyway
>>76191087
"That" is not as near to the speaker in either time or space. So 'this sentence' is the one I'm typing now and the one you're reading now, and 'that sentence' is some other specified sentence.
plymouth?
yes mate huge fan as it happens
>>76191169
buy a fan bruv
>>76191168
Honestly im a massive pussy, we were teenagers and he was rough looking guy. He also had a big metal crowbar
>>76190962
*checks time*
*sigh* wank o'clock yet again
>>76191120
s'pose so ;0)
>>76191177
>kitchen appliances like a clay oven
Mate, a kitchen appliance is like a blender or something not a fucking clay oven.
But about the normies - just go in and make them as uncomfortable as you can whilst doing what you want - it ruins their days. It's what I do with mine.
>>76191169
Fucking dub
>mfw waiting for allah akbar to finally strike Dublin
>>76191239
I'm conscientious 2bh. For example I never cook fish even though i want to, in case it leaves an odour.
/brit/, what can you see?
>>76191204
that water looks too blue to be true, this is a subtly doctored image
>>76191251
what style of jacket is that?
Partook of some marijuana earlier with the lads and I must say I'm still feeling the effects of that rather queer exotic leaf
Cannot comprehend why someone would say they are looking for friends on a hookup site
Plymouth? Oh you mean Port Wakefield
>>76191265
yer mums fanny hahaha
>>76191271
barbour
>>76191263
Yeah I had the same problem when I was living in smaller hostels and now I'm in a houseshare.
Remember the rule: pan frying fish will smell, baking fish will smell good.
>>76191155
>>76191195
thanks a bunch
>>76191290
show arsehole
>>76191218
Maybe he was a good guy at heart if he settled it without violence, you could have run into a bad one and actually got fucked up
>>76191290
Inappropriate for a blue board, that's what I think about it.
time to find a paper to roll a fag
>>76191290
>2.28mb
shan't, sorry :L
>>76191276
>trying this hard on a mongolian milk curd making communication platform
>>76191290
Looks like a fucking turnip tbqh lad
>>76191276
Good post.
>>76191342
Try harder.
>>76191302
barbour is a brand. plus it doesnt look like a barbour.
>>76191326
I have papers if you have the baccy haha
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Au6mpr8ObaA
>as you can tell by the fact that I am a 36-year-old unemployed man posting with a bunch of teenagers on 4chan on a Saturday night I'm quite the normie and have been since I was a young man
Just watched superbad with my best mate.
>>76191360
>post
*publication
Partook of some negro ejaculate with the lads and I must say I'm still feeling the effects of that rather queer exotic drink, quite spiffing wot wot
a yank, a pom and an aussie walk into a bar
the aussie (me) heems the yank and the pom (you lot)
>>76191385
you work in a corner shop mate.
>everything is motivated by oil
what else are we supposed to motivated by really?
>>76191342
Ummmmm it was actually a low effort post sweaty? x
>>76191365
north face i think
>>76191399
hate what happened to allison brie. shes past her peak
>>76191385
well, it could always be worse
i'm 40
>>76191399
annie's boobs
>>76191420
could he supply me with a cornetto?
Partook of some Wakefield earlier with the lads and I must say I'm still feeling the effects of that rather queer northern city
infinity on high > from under the cork tree
wish getting birds was easier.
>>76191265
>>76191396
Ok m8s if you want to fight, do it outside
*puts you out*
>>76191448
1-2 is my favorite sitcom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnLRpZgcUbY
lol
Partook of a bumwank earlier with my dildo and I must say I'm still feeling the effects of that rather queer orgasmic release
>>76191385
>everyone on /brit/ is an underage loser like me
>except this one guy who for some reason didn't spend his prime posting pictures of bradley walsh for complete strangers on an anonymous internet forum
*meows*
>>76191454
oiiiiiiiiiiiiii
come on weve been looking for you
come on you
>>76191502
interesting post this. can't say i havent tried this before. i didnt particularly enjoy it
The Beatles?
You must mean The Wakefield Four
COOOL
>>76191385
fuck off deano
>>76191368
>>76191312
absolutely love this gimmick
>>76191290
what a shitty photo
take a better dick pic next time
>>76191519
Nobody believes you lad
did this actually happen in wakefield?
>>76191555
I posted me bollix and got banned for 3 days
good night lads
>>76191549
he works in a corner shop. hardly a deano
best in the game it was bait we was gonna be here
>>76191574
gn, going to bed too
>>76191565
I see you here literally every day avatarfagging as your deano gameshow waifu in the prime years of your life, and somehow he's the sad one?
drumstick > cornetto
telstra > optus
WoW > runescape
maccas > HJs (Burger King)
thai > indian
windows > mac
iOS > android
Hitler wasn't the end of the white race, ww1 was. Sending good christian men too die for nothing bred the new labour/conservative government we live under today
dated a girl from wakefield
>>76191598
holy shit that is grim
embarrassing for a yank to see too
>>76191603
Genuinely cackling at this post
>>76191565
Nobody but you finds it unbelievable that there are people on /brit/ who aren't pathetic sacks of shit.
Maybe /r9k/ would be more your speed if you find "normies" so triggering.
>>76191598
the fuck is that car park
reee
dont run off
wheres'it
>>76191612
1.yes
2.Yes
3.No
4.Yes
5.No
6 Yes
7.Yes
>pop on the ol' 'gle to check if other countries shout whayyy when people drop plates
>find this
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1a3mfc/why_do_people_clap_when_a_waiter_drops_a_tray/
Absolute state of clappers
>>76191656
No lad, this place is filled with normies but you're just not one of them
>>76191699
hahaha wtf ive never seen this in my life. wish it happened, sounds hilarious
>>76191690
WoW is objectively better though
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4qh1yb/pilots_of_reddit_can_you_hear_when_people_clap/
>>76191374
ahh yeh mate sound could really do with that tbf
>>76191728
I'll retract my answer on that since I've genuinely never played more than 10 minutes of WoW
>>76191753
have actually seen this happen.
>>76191702
Depends what you'd call "normie." I've had sex. Multiple times. With multiple different women. Am I a normie yet?
in Africa they attack and chop up albinos because they believe they have black magic or whatever
what happens if you're an ordinary white person? what if they mistake you?
get bored and feel sick if im not constantly spouting stupid shit when im drunk
lads riley isn't doing too well
4chan > reddit
facebook > twitter
instagram > snapchat
spotify > 'dora
uber > lyft
fall out boy > twentyone pilots
sophie > maisie
white > asian
israel > "palestine"
korea > japan
taiwan > china
australia > nz
us > canada
uk > ireland
germany > france
>>76191811
ded
>>76191732
I'd have to put a pillowcase over her head beforehand tbqh.
Me on the train
>>76191824
1.Yes
2.Yes
3.Yes
4.Yes
5.Yes
6.Yes
7.Yes
8.Yes
9.Yes
10.No
11.Yes
12.Dunno
13.Yes
14.Yes
15.No
>>76191805
Have you mate?
>>76191811
I once saw in a vice documentary that they believe you are carrying a rucksack full of money and want to share it
>australia > nz
thought I fixed my sleeping schedule
cant sleep again
will literally suicide
>>76191850
howling. what would make such a normal looking lad do this
jake roy how long were you in japan for?
how much would a white piggu like myself, 10 inches above the average height, stand out?
>>76191858
Yes. How far beyond the realm of possibility is that for you? Does it blow your mind that you're chatting online with someone who isn't a virgin?
>>76191753
>>76191811
There was this legendary /trv/ thread which was this white guy talking about his year-long travels of Africa, great reading
I'll try to find it if you want?
>jake roy
>>76191897
I was there 13 days. You'll stick out, but people won't be freaking out or anything.
They've became a lot more used to it, specifically in tokyo. I'm 6'2 and was hoping people would be snapping their heads but it never happened.
If anything blonde hair definitely gets more attention.
>>76191923
everyone online is a virgin desu
The Godfather was pretty shit 2bf don't see how it's one of the greatest movies of all time
might be getting kicked out of uni for using the word "nigger" in a lab write up. life is grim
>>76191923
You seem a bit desperate to convince me desu, and you were doing some serious projection earlier and still are.
Some of the lads on here are definite normies but a 36 year old bloke who has been arguing with teenagers and getting extremely worked up for over an hour? Screams shut-in unemployed virgin desu
>>76191977
people claim to say it's great because others have
>>76191977
its really fucking bad
lots of the top films like 2001, big lebowski, are just flat out dogshit
>>76191982
>the utter state of liam
>>76191977
Preferred godfather 2, but definitely thought g1 wasnt shit
>>76191982
wow when will amerida sort out its SJW infestation?
I have a better and newer car than my dad and when I slagged him about that fact he was genuinely annoyed...almost felt bad
>>76192000
t. chav
>>76191977
watch it again, you'll notice things you didn't see on the first watch
>>76192011
top post
>>76192050
t. liam
>>76191982
howling. Get fucked rorke enjoy working at walmart
agree >>76191977
don't agree >>76192000
>>76192039
WOW SO FUCKING INTERESTING
DUDE YOU JUST HAVE TO WATCH THE FILM 23 TIMES
THEN YOU'll ACQUIRE AN APPRECIATION FOR IT
When is May's first Commons appearance since the election?
this blomkamp short is shit btw
he'll probably never make anything good again will he? although i didnt think elysium was as shit as people thought.
>>76191987
>desperate to convince me
Not that bothered, just been honest.
>getting extremely worked up
What is this based on? The fact that I replied with more than the "fuck off, wanker" that you normally get, and that you deserve?
Fuck off, virgin.
Scousers, or Mancs?
>>76192027
what car
>>76191952
not sure whether I should visit for 7 days or 10 days
if I was there for 7 days do you think I'd be rushed?
a YANK
a POM
a CANADIAN
walk into a gulag and STAY THERE
>>76190647
What rifle is that.
>>76192081
Calm down granddad, go to bed
>>76192098
Depends on what your itinerary is. It helps that your time change isnt as completely fucked as mine was.
Whats your plan as far as where you're going adn then I can help you
>>76192122
Sniper rifle. Recognise it from video games.
>>76192122
probably a marlin .22 aka the taigcapper
bradley walsh posters are fucking children
grow up
>>76192101
Surely some yank with a mental illness fetish can gay marry timbo and bring him over to serenade them with Beatles covers all day
>>76192129
Is that pic your face when you realise that I've had sex and you never will?
>>76192090
A volkswagen passat. He spent €7500 on a toyota avensis which is rusted to fuck and has no brakes
>>76192143
SEETHING
>>76192101
Bet tim could literally legally buy an AR-15 here
feel awful about tim
and to think there are a lot of other people like him that are not getting the help they need... sad
>>76192141
>taigcapper
How do you kill someone with that, point blank in the eye? Kinda defeats the point of having a scope
>>76192159
>>76192190
>falling for /k/ memes
happening rn la
>>76192185
i would be VERY afraid if i were you, Liam.
nothing like being drunk and having laughs with my Internet 'chan friends
this is good
>>76192131
no idea what the grand plan is yet
got 3 months off before starting a phd so just want to go to somewhere different for a while, I'll be going to vietnam before japan but don't know whether to do 2 weeks in vietnam and 2 in japan or 3 weeks in vietnam and 1 in japan
of course japan will be more expensive so I could spend 2 weeks there if it needs it
>>76192143
it's one leftypol runt
>>76192189
He needs fucking sectioning. Oxford Health are clearly useless.
>>76192206
FOGVYT(fuck off gay vegan yank twat)
>>76192209
ive heard liams autistic voice. thank god im not him
>>76192205
ah yes a .22 is basically a pea shooter and doesn't kill people
>>76192215
not your mate
>>76192205
Its not a meme, .22 barely has the energy to break the skull and a headshot on bone probably wont kill with medical attention, its common knowledge.
Thats a gun for shooting very small mammals
>>76192190
.22 rifles are basically all you can get for personally owned guns here and are at least ostensibly useful for long distance shooting of foxes, pigs, kangaroos, etc.
>>76192161
dunno why people seem to think that new cars are better just because they're new. A lot, maybe even the majority of new cars are complete shit.
Seriously why hasn't Tim been sectioned yet?
>>76192279
hm..... made me think this post did
>>76192239
>gay vegan yank twat
1/4 la
poor show
>>76192143
It's extremely important to an adolescent that they fit in. You remember what peer group pressure was like back in school. At least we could see the faces of the lads we were trying to fit in with, though. Knew their names.
But posting memes on 4chan to fit in with people they'll never meet, never even know their names... Imagine the loneliness.
took my neet vitamins
>>76192297
just let him bee himself, he's not hurting anyone.
>>76192297
good question
NEED him to be locked up and forced to watch his teddies burn
>>76192297
Care In The Community™
>>76192297
Not a danger to the public. He's not getting help though and he resents the meetings they send him to no idea if they're actually effective
>>76192330
he's not living a real life though. there's medicine that can make him normal again
>>76192297
it's very difficult to section people
it used to be very easy, but people got angry at that because we were sectioning people for being gay or being unemployed
>>76192263
Yes but the point is these guys are acting like it a snipe rifle when it would probably bounce off a person at 300 meters. Its good for shooting rabbits and that, but how many people have been killed by a .22?
>>76192279
Our numberplates have the year of manufactur on them and the bigger the number the bigger spender you are
>>76192352
>This is what pharmericans actually believe
have literally zero sympathy for tim
he's a smug, arrogant cunt and I hope he gets sectioned.
got called a classcuck at the bernie sanders rally
>>76192339
Retard
>>76192229
Hm yeah, i've never done a multi-part trip like that so its hard to say.
I've only been to thailand, but its got to be somewhat similar to vietnam and theres no way I'd want 3 weeks in Thailand. 2 weeks was absolutely perfect because honestly when you're in SEA you're just getting pissed and meeting people every night.
It's great, but it gets old after 2 weeks. Tokyo is probably my favorite city in the world and I was disappointed i only spent 6 full days there. Every street and neighborhood is just something new and interesting, food is great, and people are very friendly.
The nightlife is surprisingly underwhelming though, so if your only goal is to meet people than you should stay in vietnam longer.
>>76192352
What if he's content with his life of making music with his teddies in his flat and removing him from his life there to force pills down his throat would actually be very destructive to his happiness and overall well being?
>>76192401
>>76192401
>>76192401
News
my dad gave me his old coffee maker because he thought it was broken but all it needed was a quick run-through with a bit of vinegar
and now his new coffee maker is having the same problem(takes ~15 minutes to brew a pot of coffee) while mine is working fine
>>76192390
tell us what happened lad
>>76192404
look at his social network feed, imagine that's your face and your name on it, and then imagine that in a few seconds you're going to go back to acting like that. would you want to go back?
Timothy James burn here at my rented flat in High Wycombe about to get all up Scoochey's hot bear pussy go gauchos
>>76192395
twat
>>76192297
He has not done anything bad to normal people. In the 1970's sure you could section someone and have them hooked up for electroshock therapy in a jiffy but now the government wont pay for it and dont do anything to a mental unless they are endangering others or themselves.
>>76192435
>Timothy James burn
>burn
nah
>>76192254
what ever you say mate
>>76192384
christ what a Deano twat mentality
>>76192433
If that's how I'd already been living and had already been content with my life in that setting then sure. I mean for fucks sake he's just hanging out making bad music it's not like he's yelling about Jesus sending the police to take his babies away or causing a problem for the neighbors.
>>76192474
Have had too many neat Kahluas forgive me
>>76192427
got called a classcuck at the bernie sanders rally
Just got back from stone roses lads
JAN THE MAN
al-jan
Good man jan
are janny
not so quick that time jan
w2c sweater?
is anyone surprised? that thread was early AND had a porn op
hmm
>>76192915
>>76192915
>>76192915
done a cheeky
>want to go interailling with my mates
>we're all poor
ah yes £1000 on accommodation alone no thanks
>>76192775
Nice m8, congrats
>>76192977
>>76192928
now you've gone and done it
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