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I want you back edition
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How will increasing diversity affect British politics?

I was reading this uplifting article about Britain's increasing diversity.

http://www.economist.com/news/britain/21702338-liberals-fear-their-country-will-become-less-tolerant-place-future-bright-britains

27% of babies are now of immigrant background, It is now written in the cards, the white British population is old and infertile and will increasing die out and be replaced with more youthful more diverse stock.

How do you think this will affect British politics in the upcoming decades? Will people vote on ethnic identity rather than class identity?
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anime
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http://foreignpolicy.com/2017/06/16/donald-trump-is-proving-too-stupid-to-be-president

>tfw too stupid to be president
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>>76189005
>ethnic identity
>class identity
same thing, class is mostly genetic
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just posted a cheeky "Gott strafe England" in another thread lads. tehehehehheheehhehehe
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bucks we still havent started yet if youre there come on come on come on
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doing one of those vile booze poos lads. smells so bad it's making even me gag
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want a cute french gf NOW
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https://wewlad.me/
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babestation
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Is there really a 36-year-old NEET posting here? That's so depressing.
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business idea: kick any immigrants to britain with an IQ under 100

targets pakis and blacks without explicitly targeting pakis and blacks
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>>76189068
so do I
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>hammered
>still not sure if I should go out clubbing alone to try to pull

Thoughts?
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business idea: mosquito genocide
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>>76189005
Society will be 100% Zulu and will communicate solely through clicks and whistles. The number of doctors will proliferate with particular emphasis on witchcraft.
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>>76189059
dont think she's coming mate haha
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Bradford? Oh you mean Abu Wakefieldi
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hang the rich
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based England!

god save the queen :')
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remember there was a qt french erasmus girl in my master's group at uni

the phd students in the group would tell me 'she'd look up at you every time you walk by' and 'you should ask her out'

missed the boat there lads
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>>76189090
honest question froggy, i've spent probably a month in france over the years but haven't been able to determine if your women are more attractive than ours. i think the answer is probably yes. am i right?
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>>76189094

Ah yes, more Africans.
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>>76189081
Fuck off this is an adult general
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For the embarrassed anon:

>go to the club with friends
>take e
>my friends leave early, I say I'll stay here alone
>end up bouncing around telling everyone I'm high as fuck, scaring all the girls away
>people actively moving off the dance floor to avoid me
>really thankful for people who dance with me, high as a fucking kite, buy some lad drinks after some lass ditches him and i feel bad for him
>he disappears somehow, stay there until 5am, end up seeing the girls later on and apologize for earlier
>the lad they're with says it's alri

----

>girl i really like is out with us, we're both taken with other people
>we make out twice, and start fooling around and chasing each other
>she's only about 5'3, maybe less, and weighs absolutely nothing
>full on sprint after her, drunk like, but don't realise how fast I'm travelling
>slam into her with the force of a thousand suns and she smashes her head off the pavement
>apologize profusely, she says it's okay, very nearly killed her
>we make out again
>she literally runs away to taxi once I'm away from her
>get angry at this, kick a can on the floor and do a half cartwheel
>end up crashing into the floor myself and fucking up my knee, almost take some teeth out
>feel like I'm in love with her for days afterwards for no reason
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>>76189035
i don't see anyone defending labour, just asking you to prove that poster is not doctored.

can't find anything on the web to support it's genuine, and the express and mail would have been all over it.
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had a tin of these for tea and am now doing the most lethal farts of all time
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>>76189126
t. middle class runt who thinks he's poor because he compares his fortune to that of billionaires
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diversity = fewer white people
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He's the hero Britain deserves, but not the one it needs right now
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might blow my savings on a sick new whip

thinking something that does 0-60 in under 6 secs and does about 20 mpg. deano will be jealous of it and it will get me laid.

thoughts?
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>>76189191
Good.

End whiteness.
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Fucking warm now though eh?
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>>76189156
You're only a few years younger than my dad
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do women care about anything outside their social life?
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>>76189080
studio 66
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any of you lads want to meet up for a smokey smoke in southampton
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>>76189205
He looks ready to batter someone.
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very sleepy lads
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>>76189234
cat
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>>76189213
I'm not the same person
Anyway the attitude that 4chan is only for teenagers and 20 somethings is a very /b/ and /pol/ tier sensibility. Maybe you should go back there
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How is this legal?
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>>76189173
Of course it's a fake, do you believe everything posted on here?

https://twitter.com/hackneyabbott/status/589119719581605888?lang=en
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>>76189205
Miss him desu
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>>76189164
Did you reevaluate your life after this la?

jk I know you didn't
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might blow my savings on a sick new party whip

thinking something that does 0-330 seats in under three lines and does about 20MPs/s. Jezza will be jealous of it and it will get me Brexit

thoughts?
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>>76189205
>tony blair in a blue tie
no thx
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What's the name of the 'road' or 'street' on Tor for drugs?
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which 4chan board has the oldest average users?

/g/?
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did bucks ever come?
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>>76189149
haven't seen enough of yours to say
but last time I took the train I saw a stunning young woman sit a few places away from me, the kind of girl that belongs in magazines to make all the girls who read them self conscious
bit farther away were a group english, the girl had a fish face like only you guys can have sometimes
just an anecdote, we have plenty of uggos as well
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>>76189143
legitimately 'missed the boat' like that a good 4 times, me

23 and still a virgin who has never kissed a girl haha
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>>76189149
yeah
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>>76189287
no they're all consumerist children
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAx0t3O55Zo
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>>76188929
ok, coming
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>get on bus
>teenage normies up the back talking loudly

every fucking time. i really need to get a car.
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>>76189287
/ck/ is full of midwestern ladies
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tory nonces
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>>76189273
did a giggle
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>>76189269

After both stories? For story 1, I never took drugs and stayed out alone ever again, learnt my lesson from that.

For 2, the same girl came back to my house last week (a year later), so it's not all that bad.
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why do people use helium for exit bags instead of nos? might as well at least enjoy your final moments
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non-whites cannot be british
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*does*
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>>76189287
/n/ or /trv/ i'd say
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>>76189322
all afghans should be killed
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>>76189326
really?
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>>76189287
probably /diy/ or /out/
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>>76189335
fake
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>>76189217
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>>76189291
still wating
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>>76189386
t. diane 'kill white people' abbott
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>>76189293
>>76189316

work for a french company but don't really want to learn your daft language
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>>76189430
literally all me
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so cute :3
I like this girl better than the other 3 commie slags
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>>76189335
Do you reckon that's a wig?
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>>76189338
Sounds good.
Once you cross a certain threshold it's time to stop doing stupid things.
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despacito
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>wasting your teenage years/twenties complaining about old people on 4chan
It's Saturday night FFS. Yes, I'm older than most of you. But I'm very glad I spent the hot summer nights of my youth out and about, clubbing, partying, instead of sitting indoors at a PC, going on about "rorkes" and anime.

I can look back at my young adult years and smile. What will you remember when you're my age and look back at the best years of your life? Pictures of cartoon frogs and that time you got quints. You think it's pathetic to be 30+ and on 4chan? Look in a mirror you faggot virgin runts.
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>>76189335
BASED.
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>>76189430
None are me. Very proud of myself.
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>>76189430
This window will close in 3 seconds...
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>>76189430
all me
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>>76189430
all me
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>you will never wake up on a desert island after a shipwreck and wake up and see Sophie Turner on the beach with you and realise you're alone on the island together with no way of getting off so you're going to have to try and survive until help arrives so you catch animals and pick fruit and build a shelter and she's really depressed and she hates you and avoids you during the day while you look for food but in her sleep she starts snuggling closer and closer to you during the cold nights and one day you wake up with your arms around each other and you both realise how sex-starved you are and you look at each other for a second and then furiously start snogging and tearing each others' clothes off and you have sex all day and don't even bother to gathering food and then you lie awake looking at the stars all night and then you live in paradise on the island together but a week later a ship arrives on the island by chance and rescues you and when you arrive back in civilisation you realise that your relationship together will never work in the real world and you both drift back to your previous lives and go your separate ways and find other partners and have children and settle down but neither of you ever tells your new families about the island and one day when you're old and grey you're walking down the street and you randomly bump into her and she looks at you and silently reaches down and crushes your balls

Just die in my sleep already
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>>76189445
nonce
she's not even a commie anyway
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>>76189445
what's this? a French guy came here to say he wanted to kill himself?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSBBv43iQGg

why didn't brit make one
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brit/pol/ is out in force here today lads. brace for more fake news and photoshopped posters now that Jez has May on the ropes
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2082527/Diane-Abbott-Twitter-race-row-MP-faces-calls-resign-racist-tweet.html
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>>76189474
guarantee most of those weren't you though you lying cunt
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>>76189513
Not that autistic.
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>>76189458
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>>76189509
yea me
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>>76189458
don't you have a will to be writing grandpa haha
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>>76189509
yes, but he feels better now
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>>76189513
we can still get him to do one
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>>76189538
nice meme
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>>76189458
hmmm... no, sorry, it's still incredibly pathetic to be 30+ and still posting on 4chan
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>>76189549
why did you want to do it
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>>76189514
>>76189515
le fake le news leave labour alone
i'm so triggered reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>76189143
Mate she was there on erasmus, not sexual harassmus
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>>76189364
Yeah. It's normal to see posts like:
>hi /ck/ what are some quick and easy pasta recipes for kids?
>this dish is great, my hubby finished his plate!

Some of it is trolling, but still
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>>76189508
I know, don't really know what she is but she seems alri
how old is she?
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>>76189531
>farage and his supporters are all raci-
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>>76189580
hello brit/pol/ discord
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>>76189577
dont want to talk about
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>>76189593
17
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>>76189247
want to take a nap but all my bed sheets are in the wash
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>>76189514
starting already
>>76189531
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>>76189581

VERY good post.
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>>76189624
cat
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back in the wageslave grind, days just seem to melt into each other
wake up, go to work, come home, wank, /brit/ eat, sleep.
is this it?
There's nothing else going on until halloween
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>>76189571
>still posting on 4chan
When do you expect to grow out of 4chan? Your 18th birthday maybe?

Protip: You're here forever.
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>>76189581
keque
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Looks are far more important than personality
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>>76189616
calm down leftypol
go and be triggered somewhere else
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>paki gets mad cos he's challenged to back up a claim
>thinks posting all kinds of other shit is proof.
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>>76189531
people on /pol/ get very angry over this and call brits cucks for hating poles
they think all poles are le based white catholic warriors or something
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>>76189646
not if i kill myself first checkm8
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>>76189619
is it tfw no gf?
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>>76189458
good post
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>>76189602
>all images with words on them are true.
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>>76189646
Already posting on here less and less desu, I'm 21 and I can already see this site has begun to pass me by. Get a grip you old fart, literally grow up
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>>76189646
no need to be so dramatic
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>diesel train
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>>76189619
fair enough, what counts is that you're still alive rn.
what talked you out of it?
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playing with a swede who says "la"

think its the other swedish guy in brit?
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>>76189448

Disagree, you have to let your hair down sometimes and if that means pummeling a tiny defenseless girl into a concrete paste I'll be the first to start the charge

Just happy with where my life is headed atm x
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Reading about John Wayne Gacy
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>>76189668
You know it's a fake quote right? Designed to prove how fucking moronic people on here are who will believe any old shit.
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>>76189458
im ugly and do not have many friends and my personality is not great
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>>76189717
Call me if you need a clown for children's parties etc.
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>>76189682
nah i wouldnt kill myself because of that its lame

>>76189708
idk just kept on living as usual and there was stuff in life that were enough to justify not killing myself yet
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hate pretentious food

love pints
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>>76189698
The 'chon has literally been this lads whole life for a decade. While his fellow posters have grown up, got wives and girlfriends, jobs, houses, kids, he's stayed. Of course it means a lot to him. It's sad as fuck but I can understand it
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going to bed x
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*believes any old shite*

hmmm
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>>76189664
they are pretty dumb m8, that's why they joined a desert cult and vote labour
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The fascist says "We want controlled immigration" they mean "We want less people of colour migrating"
The fascist says "refugees should go through the proper channels" they mean "let them drown in the med"
The fascist says "We want to preserve national identity" they mean "We want national pride"
The fascist says "We want sovereignty" they mean "We want supremacy"
Our leaders have pandered to the populist white supremacy for too long leading to a brutal Brexit and wibley wobbley country more divided than ever.
If we continue on this path with Theresa Mayhem or some other Tory bastard all hope is lost. Simple as.
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Ramadan?
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Hear you sick of all those other imitators
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>>76189458
good show la
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fuck poms and yanks
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>people over 30 post here
ew
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76189777

shan't
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>>76189781
jail food
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>>76189807
Me in 5 years
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>>76189777
The utter state of you lad
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How to access deep web?
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>>76189777
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*posts image of someone i don't like next to an inflammatory quote that i made up*

heheh suckers
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https://twitter.com/TheEconomist/status/875864909258661888
>tfw to smart for politics
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>>76189781
'shalla
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>>76189777

Agree strongly with all of those

sink the fucking boats and they'll stop coming
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Even the Spectator (the Tory in-house magazine in all but name) are saying that May has to resign. She's completely at the mercy of her party. I would also be surprised if we went into Brexit talks with her still as leader, seeing as how no one in Europe respects her anymore
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>>76189777
>Our leaders have pandered to the populist white supremacy for too long leading to a brutal Brexit and wibley wobbley country more divided than ever.
>IMPLYING
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>>76189458
if i didnt my youth on 4chan i would spend it on some other trivial menial pursuit
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>>76189458
>clubbing
Shite
>partying
Ah yes nothing like awkwardly sitting about in someone's council flat whilst everyone is monged off their tits and there's always that one girl who brings her problems and fucking cries at the drop of a hat
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I've been here since about 14 lol
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>>76189847
that's a Sihk, he kills arabs
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>>76189696
Saturday night mate, just gone midnight. 21 years old, prime of your life. Where are you? Are you posting from the dancefloor? From a house party while you wait for the lass you're into to get out of the bathroom? Are you wrecked on ecstasy in a stranger's garden, staring into a bonfire, as you post on /brit/?

NOW is the time, not when you grow bored of 4chan. Right the fuck now, as you read this, you're tragically wasting your youth. Tell yourself to get a grip.
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>>76189581
Absolutely bubbling to this post
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can I consider myself white and british?
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*posts image of someone i don't like next to a real quote they made*

*people who like that person get extremely bootyblasted and sperg out trying to defend them*
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I've been browsing this site for 7 years
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>>76189905
>newfag detected
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>>76189924
Why would you want to be wh*te?
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>>76189941
i've been here for nearly 5

an entire quarter of my life
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>>76189950
the state of her face
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>>76189908
what the fuck would I do outside brit

Fuck off you normie cunt
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>>76189950
weird face
fake tits
might be a tranny
0/10
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well good morning
on my way home now from brisbane, sixth time this week
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https://twitter.com/RedLeftAndy/status/876092102916132866
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>>76189937
le ebin troll fiend strikes again ;)) u mad bro??? xD
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>>76189945
>fell for the double bait
just as I thought
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too hot

can't sleep
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>>76189757
I've been on and off 4chan for probably a decade, yes.

Didn't spend Saturday nights in on the computer until I was about 33 though mate. When I was your age I'd be out at this time, raising hell with my pals. Keep projecting your obsession with 4chan onto me, a casual user, while you waste another Saturday night of your youth on it.
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>how mad is this paki cos niggers thinks he's shit?
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>>76189924

Iran is not white. Luckily
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reckon by the end of the month the nice commie girl will be a recurrent britposter
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>>76189458
>>76189908
Fantastic posts
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>>76189941
9 years here

i dont let it consume my life though. in fact, 4chan has enriched my life if anything. had a lot of laughs and learnt a lot during my time here.
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praise kek
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>>76189811
>>76189847
>>76189905
>>76189945
>>76189988
shove it up yer fucking arse
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>>76189997
wonder if any girls lurk/post here
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>>76189908
I went out last night lad, I'm having a quiet night in with a book and a movie and a bit of shitposting on the 'chon. Your post absolutely reeks of projection.
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>>76189924
are you the lad with the flag in the room
or the one that posted face photo
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>>76190031
no to both
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rarely watch TV anymore other than when there are happenings

currently watching the sky channels and am genuinely shocked by the amount of ads for innocuous things but that involve a white woman with a bunch of half-breed kids as the presumed consumer base
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>>76190017
memes aside, you have to admit this guy DOES look kinda badass
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>>76189335
Fat ugly dead-eyed nigger freak. Hate this mong
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face>legs>arse>tits

simple as
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>>76189997
shes nice but won't post here :(
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>>76189969
You would though
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>>76189978
just got another one lads
like shooting fish in a barrel
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>>76190076
nah
she looks like she's terrible in the bedroom and also a vapid mong
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>>76190021
might as well, here we go
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>When I was your age I'd be out at this time, raising hell with my pals.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9WDsgCIroE
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Please xanny make it go away
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always knew aisha was alri
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business idea: be ignored by women
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Saw a grey porn with three latex clad black women batter a white lads bollocks before strap on fucking him

Cna't find it though
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>>76190015
>i dont let it consume my life though. in fact, 4chan has enriched my life if anything. had a lot of laughs and learnt a lot during my time here.
Yeah well said. I've had many laughs and also learned a couple of facts along the way. /lit/ has recommended me some great books and even /tv/ has surprised me sometimes
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>>76189967
Clean yourself up, get into a nightclub, chat with strangers, find a party, meet a dealer, score drugs, get fucked up, wake up somewhere new.

Maybe I take my wild youth for granted, but it really was that easy once upon a time. I guess all the kids are on their iphones now, drinking pints ironically and meeting new people on Tinder.
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>>76189696
stopped posting here completely during my early 20s, now im 27 and post here daily. its easy to lose interest but its hard to fill the void unless you swap it with social media, and even that doesn't last forever. like it or not 4chan is gonna be the most consistent community over an extended period (except for boards that go mainstream)
>>76189908
and ignore mongs like this who think every 20-something's weekend should be what their rose-tinted memories tell them. you'll have plenty of good memories no matter what you do, brains are good at that.
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Nobody who was a turbonormie in his teens and early 20s suddenly ends up on 4chan in his fucking thirties. You've wasted your whole life in front of a computer you old mess
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>>76190127
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all the runty teenagers are triggered af
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>>76190158
They're utterly useless with social interaction lad they'd never know how to make friends with strangers
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might tuck in to this 710 mL bottle of corona lads
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got addicted to xanax and speed this year and still got a 2:1 haha fuck everyone
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>>76190129
>we didn't do anything bad

How fucking new are you, cunt?
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>>76190101
except for all those times I didn't have any money to do literally anything whatsoever and rarely even ventured past the very street I grew up in and as a result had to join the military and lose my mind in the trenches

yeah a life well spent
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genuinely enjoy going on a long quiet walk alone or reading a non-fiction book more than going to a club.
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i may have diamonds in my poo
it seems to be quite likely
that if i sifted all my poo
i'd find them shining brightly
at work i cannot sift my poo
they're really strict that way
and as that's where i do my poos
the diamonds flush away
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Teenagers really are the most arrogant, judgmental, and cancerous demographic
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>>76190101
why is his nose and ears so big
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>>76190207
no one was hurt
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>>76190210
>didn't have any money to do literally anything
10 punt for a bottle of vodka lad, ye just need good company
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>>76190169
>literally cannot believe there are people who had a fun youth on 4chan right now
Fucking hell, you're hopeless.

>turbonormie
Not everyone on /brit/ came here from /r9k/.
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What was that thing with the commie girls that caused a scandal? I remember it was something to do with poleaboo
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>>76190231
>>76190207
>>76190129
can someone ELI5 what happened? i'm here from the leftypol reddit discord
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>>76190076
who?
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>>76190226
they never stop growing
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>>76190211
you're so unique and sophisticated, anon
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What do you think Brendan thinks when he googles himself and sees this?
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>>76190223
teenagers: psychopathic bullies looking for quick excitement
young adults: up their own arse twats trying to act like proper adults
middle aged: pathetic losers who try to stay young and try to signal to everyone how much they've made it with conspcious consumption
old people: idiots who are scared of everything

my only hope is in the children to carry the flame forward.
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>>76190226
>is
*are
>>
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>>76190216
Excellent publication.
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>>76190253
shan't
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sometimes like playing with my willy while looking at pretty girls
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funny how apollo 13 was the one that fucked up
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>>76190278
Probably gets anxious about how TOIL RESUMES in under 36 hours
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>>76190279
children:
psycopathic idiots who are afraid of their own arses
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honestly feel palpable disgust and alarm that there are people over 30 here. it's just weird when 90% of people here are teenagers to 23 ish. like what do you have in common with them?

It's almost noncey that you're here
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>>76190276
*kisses you on the cheek*
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Can't take your opinion seriously if you were born after 92
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>>76190278
Brendan is unfucking his shit.
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>>76190279
nonce
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*gropes your bulge*
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>>76190249
No there are definitely people who had a fun youth on here, you're just not one of them. Vague recollection of "wild times", drugs, girls, booze, yes I'm sure the manchild middle-aged man still hanging around on generals full of teenagers had a very interesting youth.
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>>76190291

i've tried that once or twice
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>>76190352
>>76190309
desu i lie, children are petulent and annoying and whiney, driven by desire for calories and hyper resistant to boredom.

the dead are the true hope.
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>>76190341
are brendan. good lad.
>>
disappointing film taste
>>
Next door neighbours are being a little loud tonight, still sat outside making a racket. Getting slightly livid listening to their pissed up drivel
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https://youtu.be/Swdbv5I6qzc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcATvu5f9vE
2 big choons
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>>76190310
Why are teenagers so conformist and frightened of people with more experience? I'm 23 and I'm old enough to have come to the realisation that older people might sometimes know better than me. Simultaneously I also know that they're just people too and don't always have to be seen as predatory, abusive authority figures. Why? because I'm not a child
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>>76190341
tv has funny memes
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>>76190393
birmingham?
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I reject the notion that I am forced to like girls simply by the circumstance of being a man
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Mum keeps trying to make me go to a psychiatrist
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>>76190362
>try to into being a normie when i'm 15 to 17
>go partying
>take drugs
>talk to girls

and then at uni, during freshers week, i just had this really sudden epiphany that I wasn't cut out for it. I struggled with it at first, spending the entire second year of uni depressed because I just couldn't enjoy or naturally flourish in normal situations. But by the third year and my masters, i found that i could handle having a small group of friends to do day to day activities with.
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doing yet another listen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwsUEuJl6Wk
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>>76190429
Sheffield
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>>76190310
the nice thing about anonymous websites is that you can convince yourself everyone's around your age through confirmation bias. there's probably a much broader range of ages here than you suspect; personally i get surprised every time i see 18/19 year olds admitting their age here.
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>>76190310
>90% of people here are teenagers to 23 ish
I think you'd be surprised. And it wasn't always like this, there was a much more mature userbase back in the day. It's only the last couple of years that it became full of actual, literal children.

>pathetic
Like being sat in your room on a computer at around midnight on the hottest Saturday night of the year so far? Have another wank, kid. I'm sure you'll remember it with great fondness when you're in your 30s and too old to sit at a computer chatting with random strangers.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37JFck4Gcyw choon
>>
>>76190444
how achieve said friends
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https://www.t-51.com/ashley-emma-2017-06-16/

BIG
U
M
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>>76190442
for what?
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>>76190444
dont care
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>>76190485
for you
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In on a saturday night lads. what am i like haha
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dont care
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>>76190472
>look friendly
>join in on a conversation
>make a few laughs, do it a few times
>go eat together at lunch or some shit
>talk to them, try and know them
pretty much done, you'll know if you're going to be friends or you just don't fit together
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>saturday night being somehow different to every other night

3rd eye status: welded shut
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>>76190472
during my final year, i used to pass notes to this nerdy girl with little jokes about the lecturer on them.

she apparently fancied me, but i didnt really like her. instead i just used her as a friend, and then coopted some of her wider friendship circle. for the most part i just talked about classes or uni stuff we had in common, and told jokes.

at my masters, everyone was foreign and seemed keen to make friends, so pretty much just by turning and asking people about their countries whilst talking about uni/day-to-day stuff. I got my first ever gf from doing this (Though that's a far more complicated story)

as of late I have no friends as a wagey. I'm in a new town and I don't know where to meet people (nor am I that bothered about it.
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>>76190508
shave your beard you scruffy pillock
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhCW9AdXLxI

absolute stomper
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What's it like in Britain right now?
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>>76190533
>join a random group of strangers

normies should be put in gulags
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>>76190072
>>>76189997 #
>shes nice but won't post here :(


and yet, here I am
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>>76190564
i did now i look 5 but thta fits since i am about a 5
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>>76190469
it's the hottest night of the year and you didn't spend it with your wife and children having a lovely barbeque in the garden, or having a dinner party with your friends, or going on a date with your long-term girlfriend who you've just moved in with?

Instead you spent it sat at your computer wanking and are now projecting on a group of teenagers?
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>>76190591
fake news
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investing in property in manchester
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>memes aside, you have to admit this guy DOES look kinda badass
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anyone remember the liam meme?
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>>76190547
work monday through friday though. so its like 1 of 2 nights i can stay out late and not regret it the next day
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>>76190591
come to paris x
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bucks get
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>>76190613
investing in property in birmingham
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my name jeff
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>>76190647
>>76190647
>>76190647
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>>76190636
>76190636
I would but sadly, neither paris nor france exists
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>>76190362
Had a better youth than you're having right now, judging by the fact that you're on 4chan on a Saturday night moaning about the age of the userbase, and projecting your own pathetic wankstained existence onto someone who was doing drugs and going to parties when you were just a twinkle in the milkman's eye.
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>>76190577
someone in your class idk, if you do some kind of sport then talk to someone around your club.
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>>76190839
um, we already moved threads grandad xx
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dead thread?
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Ay gents, would you mind if I came over permanently?
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>>76195050
Are you a sexy girl?
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>>76189504
Wew
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