The /brit/fast club
praise kek lads
shadilay
anime
Our two halves only made one
You are gone
One half of me survived you
When one half of you
Stayed here in me
If two only makes one
By what subtle arithmetic
The Prince of Division
Had you the right
to get the better of what was unique.
>>76182680
Me in the long hair
wish i could get killed
>>76182680
Love Breakfast club (the film)
Want to put my willy in an anime girl
bit depressed
bit drunk
bit smoked up
hey you silly gooses
>>76182735
Which one?
fit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XrhzLHs35E
Got the chance to move locations with my job.
Currently live in Worcester and I'd have to move to Plymouth, it's quite a distance to move but I'm okay money-wise. It's the same role but with a higher chance of progression, promotions almost guaranteed. Wouldn't see my mum as much but I have no mates so I might do it.
What would you do in my situation?
>>76182736
Pics
>>76182726
take a trip to london lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBsPLEz01Qg
HEY HEY HEY
this is the perfect female form
>>76182758
All
the face of /brit/
think lo-fi trance would genuinely be a good idea if done right
*surreptitiously downloads ableton*
imagine being attractive
>>76182791
Pics x
>>76182798
Only thing wrong with this picture is the University of Bath
>>76182798
Cute!
Spackers
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X14q2xDyuKs
>>76182736
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u6gbSJwzb4
>>76182790
looks like cher lloyd
>>76182788
stay outta my shed
>>76182837
SHERLOID
>>76182843
Amin yashed
*whips out guitar*
*plays Wonderwall in solidarity with the families of the Grenfall dead and missing*
utter choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=focL7obPPmU
very very sad. dont think anything can change that
>>76182761
>skip through the questions to the result
>they instantly start screeching
just awful
>>76182834
pathetic runt
>>76182825
Political grime is my new least favourite thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJjcQIR2EP4
post people that have posted their faces to /brit/
I have a love-hate relationship with women
>>76182881
josie is that you yay or nay
>>76182834
feeling aroused
>>76182920
ALri incellad
>>76182891
only have a couple of dox victims
>I have a love-hate relationship with women
Fedora.jpg
>when a runt needs heeming
the 'mon
>he's not here
>>76182891
Despite how much Alice tries to deny Guy’s legacy – there is no Debord legacy, she insisted, in a letter to Le Monde (1 November 1996) – his legacy is surely that he taught us how to follow Hegel’s wonderful proclamation: ‘to look the negative in the face and live with it’. Living with the negative, Hegel said, is ‘the magical power’ that gives people Being, that brings meaning and definition to their lives, underwrites life as a voyage, as a quest. It is a weirdly positive force, entering through the back door, or flowing as an undertow. Debord spent a lifetime living with the negative, knowing its magical power. The power he leaves us today is the power to say No: to look the negative in the face and live with it forever. Of course, it may mean living with this negative in vain, never actually winning, never overcoming, never finding positive transcendence. Still, that doesn’t prejudice the value of the work, which may indeed be very good. Nor does it preclude that in striving, in battling against the negative, we can discover for ourselves a truly authentic life.
>>76182919
that would be absurd
only a maverick would do such a thing
>>I have a love-hate relationship with women
>Fedora.jpg
>>76182955
mean for
>>76182919
enjoy talking to women more than men desu
can legitimately smell the poon on the 7/10 girl who sits next to me at work
why doesn't she wash the thing
>>76182919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5EBYxBejYY 27:58
youtube.com/watch?v=ZKNEiqFqvNA
something like this but with some lo-fi effects
>>76182997
she wants to shag you
*tunes guitar*
*leans up to microphone to lips are slobbering all over it*
alri... ey all youse shithouses listen oop yeah... there's bin a loda hate towards the tories n the council n tha n it ain't on
*crowd boos*
nah nah id ain on... so 'eres a little chewn I want to play yz
*nods to piano player*
SLIP INSIIIIIIIIIIDE THE EYE OF YOUR MIIIIIIIINNNDDD DON'T YOU KNOW YOU MAAAAIGGHT FIIIIINNNNDDDD
Vosotros
>>76182992
poof
>>76182997
what does it smell like
>>76182997
>he does the virgin complain
>>76183009
>Siebenundfünfzig Minuten
Shan't
WHITE RIOT
I WANNA RIOT
WHITE RIOT
A RIOT OF M'OWN
>>76182962
what did that bloke think was going to happen ffs
What do you think she smells like?
>>76183009
>7000 people watched this
makes you think
oi josie come to the secret place ASAP we're holding a COBRA meeting, he found us
>>76183051
Its 28 minutes retard
>>76183031
enjoyed this post
>>76183059
this one not so much
>>76183065
sometimes sacrifice is needed
>>76183047
a mixture of blood and piss. actually makes me want to vomit just thinking about it
>>76183067
sugar and sweat
>>76182709
I would love to shove my cock up his asshole
>>76183002
>>76182970
>>76182955
>>76182919
>>76183002
Do any of these people actually post here?
SOMEONE SAVE HER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcafWEqtLUc
>>76182997
women don't wash every day
>>76183102
that's her vag working full steam next to you, yearning of your face on it
>>76183130
That thought honestly disgusts me
>>76183102
she must have been having a really heavy period
giving the batman vs superman a rewatch
unbelievable how bad it is. what were they thinking
>>76183121
Alan does
>>76183125
fucking hell she just keeps getting thinner
>>76182997
lick her poon
>>76183130
this
>>76183168
extended cut?
>>76183121
Yes.
T. >>76182919
should I shave lad
also alan does
>>76183168
i started watching it in hospital once but halfway through they took me to have a scan done and I went back to a different ward and I didn't care enough to find my details to continue watching it
>>76183009
why do so many of these alt right twats make long rambling videos where they try to come off as deep and insightful
molyneux and woes are the worst for it, but they all do it
need a film to watch lads. if you could watch any film in the world now what film would it be?
>tfw cant bring myself to take enough drugs to od
>>76183212
500 Days of Summer
>>76183192
yes, it's only slightly better than the theatrical cut it's still an awful film
can't stop sweating lads
might die
>>76183125
she gon die
That is terrifyingly thing, literally 0 muscle mass.
>>76183212
watch the first alien lad
>>76183180
What about baths
I've got skin cancer, lads :(
how the fuck do you even bulk if you're this tall
apparently he's 6'7, I'm 6'5 and struggling
What did he mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBsPLEz01Qg
>>76183212
problem child 2
>>76183212
batman v superman extended cut
>>76183231
it's lost on most people, I don'
>>76183237
she doesn't look human when she moves her arms
What is it about Alfa romeos? It could be the fastest, nicest looking car but I'm like ''its still an Alfa rome''
Think it might be the name
>>76183212
kidulthood
>>76183251
ahhh fresh from the 'dit
>>76183251
You eat food
>Got my first gf 5 years ago
>No experience with girls
>think they are cute and clean
>smell her period farts and shits
>all her panties have so much gunk and stains in them
>acne up to wazoo and bloating whenever she is on her period
>every once in a while her pussy just completely stinks
>leaves q-tips and stuff out in bathroom
Luckily she was in shape, cant imagine a fat girl doing this
Ah yes, the fairer sex
>>76183251
lots of protein powder
>>76183251
would love to have the ol' 'nus destroyed by him
>>76183275
didn't top gear used to bash them all the time? might be a residual/cultural effect of that
i know what you mean, hate them too
why is there a yank tripfag
very concerning
I wanna be
Your sledgehammer
I wore my girl hoodie all day today
I went out to the library and bought some girl clothes, 1 stripy top, 1 check shirt (size 14) and two jeans
One high waist dark blue, 26 inch waist and one regular 27 inch waist (black)
I know a 30 inch waist is too loose but I think I just went too extreme here
Went to the takeaway, a white man there made conversation with me, I was clearly uncomfortable every time I had to respond, I looked away often
The man said I looked like a student
I lied and claimed I was a Manchester university student
Final year
Didn't lie about the subject I was studying though
This is proof the HRT and laser is making me look younger
Played Digimon for over 10 hours today, woke up before 8am
Pretty much finished the game now
Just collecting trophies, they're very grindy
I almost told my sister I was trans today
Went into her room, started talking but couldn't say it
>>76183297
she looks like a chavvy boy
>>76183275
They breakdown every 5 minutes
>>76183300
Clarkson loves them, the others don't
>>76183297
why do all normblots feel the need to open their mouths when they take a picture?
>>76183237
gross
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5Zt4-CGfik
>>76183310
He posts good stuff
>>76183324
alri moni?
>>76183341
it lets them smile
>>76183310
I filtered him last thread and he popped up again
>>76183328
So does Cara, lad
>>76183275
>>76183300
the consensus on top gear was that they were beautiful cars that broke down a lot
>>76183251
eat 12000 calories a day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQEJyjKTH9g
ummm...keep yer runts under control, sweaty >>76183326
xx
Hate how the hard left uses this rhetoric of 'love and tolerance' whilst simultaneously wanting to take 90% of my money
>>76183343
maybe she's not an actual human
>>76183251
roids
tRump haha
Just come back from my job as a personal trainer, want to watch love island but the boys are desperate for me to go spoons then town with them! Better iron my best gym king t-shirt and ripped jeans
>>76183343
how does her neck not snap under the weight of her hair
she can barely keep her head up
Just knocked some cunt out and I am SEETHING
WHO WANTS SOME?!
>>76183275
Unreliable. That said, I'd love to own one at least once in my life.
>>76183251
>I'm 6'5
Oh, like everyone else on /brit/ then?
>>76183434
ryan, not the wall again
Heading to the ol' brewery lads
>>76183445
The average british white male is 6'1
>>76183445
Yes people who are above average height, penis size and income all congregate on an anime website
>>76183445
I know it's unbelievable to you but it's true, not sure how I'm supposed to prove it to you
Lads my barber of several years has quit and everyone else in the shop is incompetent
Where the fuck do I go
>>76183516
>I know it's unbelievable to you
It's not. It's just rather interesting that everyone on here has above average stats
>>76183556
You go hunting for a new barbershop, and then when you go in and sit down and everyone knows each other die inside
>>76183567
the average brit white man is 6'1
I wore my girl hoodie all day today
I went out to the library and bought some girl clothes, 1 stripy top, 1 check shirt (size 14) and two jeans
One high waist dark blue, 26 inch waist and one regular 27 inch waist (black)
I know a 30 inch waist is too loose but I think I just went too extreme here
Went to the takeaway, a white man there made conversation with me, I was clearly uncomfortable every time I had to respond, I looked away often
The man said I looked like a student
I lied and claimed I was a Manchester university student
Final year
Didn't lie about the subject I was studying though
This is proof the HRT and laser is making me look younger
Played Digimon for over 10 hours today, woke up before 8am
Pretty much finished the game now
Just collecting trophies, they're very grindy
I almost told my sister I was trans today
Went into her room, started talking but couldn't say it
>>76183556
acquire a gf who can cut hair
6'6 9inch willy 210k salary here
why don't they just have a taskforce that can deply massive bouncy cushion things under high rises so people can jump out
Architect Gloria Trevisan was on the phone with her family in Italy when she became part of a grim statistic -- another victim of this week's inferno at London's Grenfell Tower.
"Gloria died while on the phone with her mother," family attorney Maria Cristina Sandrin told CNN.
"I am going to heaven," Trevisan said, according to Sandrin. "I will help you from up there."
Trevisan, 26, was living in London because her family in Italy was having financial difficulties, Sandrin told CNN.
"Just three months ago, Gloria left Italy to find work as an architect in London," the lawyer said. "She decided to go abroad to not economically weigh on her parents."
Her father recorded part of the phone call so that her brother, who was not present, could hear her final words.
"We don’t know in what condition we will find the bodies, if we will find the bodies."
>>76182919
>>76182919
>>76182919
Lads this is me, should I change my hairstyle up? Feel like this one has gotten really stale
>>76183609
yes... yes...
>>76183489
lol no
>>76183646
that's a lot of make up
>>76183646
Mama mia!
>>76183646
Filthy EU scum
>>76182962
what did he say?
>>76183646
London?
Oh you mean South Wakefield
>>76183646
>I am going to heaven
sure
>>76183646
I dunno why they didn't just jump
>>76183125
Need a taste of her flaps ngl
>>76183732
its a 20 something floor building you stupid twat
guaranteed death
>search for hairdresser
>literally everything within 20 miles of me is 2 star on google
just fmuck me up fa/m
>>76183699
Moni how are things?
is dying from smoke inhalation even that bad?
>>76183646
Tragic stuff. Imagine knowing your time is coming to an immediate end and being incapable of doing anything about it, then suffering an agonising death.
Poor fuckers ;_;
>>76183732
She was on the top floor, something like 90m up.
people ridicule sandniggers for sticking their pen into goats but I wouldn't mind shagging a goat
>>76183761
genuinely think I could survive it if it was onto grass
you just have to roll as you make impact
hate poor people
love bankers and bonuses
love this choon
simple as
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iKjo8qVmm0
>>76183773
go to a barbers you woman
i'm sweaty and warm lads
Glenfell? Oh you mean the tower of Wakefield
>>76183761
>>76183784
but at least you'd die instantly instead of slowly and painfully burning to death
>>76183784
>agonising
you just pass out
>>76183783
yes
>>76183792
shag a sheep instead
>>76183646
>Final call was at 4:00am
>Fire started at 00:50am
Ah yes let me just sit in my flat for three hours whilst the entire building burns around me. Absolute fucking mong. Even animals know to run away from a fire.
>>76183842
she was probably asleep
>>76183818
ah yes, i am sure a grade A runt like you would muster up the courage to jump instead of being burned alive
fuck up
>>76182806
its overrated lad
SCREAMING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9Q72qYWxKQ&feature=youtu.be
opinions?
Praise kek or die!
Recently purchased the Weber Genesis ll (E-310) and I can say I'm pleasantly surprised.
I use it for pork chops, steaks and ribs of course! It's powered by GS4, which is Weber's new grilling technology.
I picked it up for just £799 at my nearest Weber retailer, John Lewis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0mIZ8ty8lE
>>76183842
always possible they were asleep you daft cunt
>>76182798
if I was a rorke with a six head I would not have a hairstyle that makes my head look even longer
>>76183903
is kekistan, dare I say it, the new MLP?
>>76183773
barbers often just set up fake accounts to massively slate their competition mate
>>76183901
source?
>>76183775
Counselling sucks, it's just another thing to stress over
I think I might come out of the closest next week, on my birthday, it'd be symbolic, rebirth a and stuff
I don't pass but at least I look young
skins is pure kino
>>76183818
You'd die from smoke inhalation first
>>76183926
>>76183875
>eyy-a-Mario you wanna wake up wassa dat sound?
>eessa probably nothin' baybee, jussa go back to sleepa
*fire alarm blaring loudly outside*
>>76182798
who got doxxed and how?
>>76183818
Still no guarantee you'd die instantly from jumping
>>76183831
You certainly do fucking not. Ever been in a house fire, breathing in hot smoke?
Bloody love islam me. About time this shitheap had a bit of culture.
biggest animal you could knock out lads?
reckon i could do a horse with ease, the only strength they have is kicking so if you go round the front and just clock it in the face then it should drop to the floor
>>76183967
runt-life!
>>76183969
It'd still be more painful than jumping and smoke inhalation isn't exactly pleasant either
>>76183949
https://www.instagram.com/doit4state/
>>76183952
Good luck with it lad.
>>76183903
is that the jewish hat
>>76184043
le happy merchant hat :DDD
If it's black, fight back
If it's brown, stay down
>>76183988
hate you and your posts
you type and sound like a 13 years old autist
fuck off you fucking mong
>>76184043
yarmulke goyim
tfw reported every drug dealer whilst at uni
>tfw got 8 people arrested and significantly reduced the flow of drugs through the university
felt good improving the lives of others
>reckon i could do a horse with ease, the only strength they have is kicking so if you go round the front and just clock it in the face then it should drop to the floor
>>76183996
guaranteed slow agonising death vs small chance of slow agonising death
>>76184011
a horse could kill you from any angle lad. their heads are rock fucking hard.
t. family used to own horses
>>76183949
Really?
how the fuck do I find a good barber
>>76184033
>lad
Git
>>76183386
is this not the general consensus though?
Would dearly like a German friend.
>>76184058
you're alright sometimes
Looks like I triggered the """"Frenchman"""" again. Don't count it a successful night otherwise
>>76184067
terrible copy pasta, cunt
love that german poster me
>>76184089
trial and error mate
>>76184067
good goyim
want a french gf lads
britpop is literally the peak of british culture
>>76184081
>>76184078
don't think you know just how solid i am
boxed for 3 years too
>>76184090
alri boyyo
>>76184080
no one burns to death in fires. you pass out from smoke inhalation.
singing sinking dying diving loving leaving pulling pushing falling feeling swimming swinging singing sinking dying diving falling feeling swimming swinging loving leaving pulling pushing singing sinking dying diving in the cold heat of the pool lads
>>76184131
so do I
>>76184011
Reckon I could do in the neighbours runt cat
>>76184143
smoke inhalation isn't exactly fast and painless
Reckon I could legit knock out a horse in a single punch.
want to stab a frenchman, not fatal, just enough to make it blooky hurt like the dickens
>>76184171
*blows smoke in your face*
haha
>>76184143
Simply bollocks.
>>76184033
any more college accounts to follow? preferably those college montages where people are slow motion moving to electro pop music
makes me feel all warm and comfy
working a bit on the ol' 'uter xx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rj4rxUEk43c
The gf
>>76184164
fuck up you nerd
>>76184171
it is actually
have never had a normie cut in my life
just had it 'shorter' in a basic barbers for like £6
thoughts?
>>76184197
you the parisian hipster?
fucks sake lads you've given me the giggles in the gym, getting funny looks
How does the Babs poster think about he shagging this nigger?
>>76184011
I think I'm able to beat a tiger with bare hands.
No kidding.
I practise MMA since 6 years, boxing in parallel since 7 years
Also musuclation since 4 years, 1m87 for 86kg
I have an insane speed, reflexes similar to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge his attacks, and throw good punches to his head. I won't stop, and at the smallest mistake he does, the tiger is finished.
You'll always have virgins from here thinking that it's impossible. First, nothing is impossible with will, my friends, and 2) that's not with your weak ass bodies that you'll do anything.
Any man with a minimum of training can beat a tiger with a knife anyway. With bare hands, that is not necessarily more complicated, it just requires technical skills.
>>76184191
cringiest thing ive ever seen
>>76183842
Firefighters told them to stay in the building
Could easily heem a t-rex
>>76184238
nah
>>76184225
*unleashes Maldonado on him*
>>76184196
really do just love fannies if I'm honest
>>76184202
State of the crap you're posting on here.
>>76184218
you the autistic south western rorke?
£600 of credit card debt this month
>nigger
>>76184148
*fish hooks you*
>>76184173
still wouldn't last 10 minutes in my local boozer
>>76184150
heavenly
>>76184273
chocolatine
>>76184274
*pays off your debt*
haha had you going there for a second didn't I
fat hannah is best, this is the ideal woman body type
>>76184249
If a firefighter told you to jump off a cliff would you?
>>76184285
me second row on the right
>WH source: Alarmed Trump staffers are starting to talk about WHEN (not if) Trump will resign. Wondering if Pence will be forced out, too.
interesting news lads
>I think I'm able to beat a tiger with bare hands.
>No kidding.
>I practise MMA since 6 years, boxing in parallel since 7 years
>Also musuclation since 4 years, 1m87 for 86kg
>I have an insane speed, reflexes similar to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge his attacks, and throw good punches to his head. I won't stop, and at the smallest mistake he does, the tiger is finished.
>You'll always have virgins from here thinking that it's impossible. First, nothing is impossible with will, my friends, and 2) that's not with your weak ass bodies that you'll do anything.
>Any man with a minimum of training can beat a tiger with a knife anyway. With bare hands, that is not necessarily more complicated, it just requires technical skills.
>>nigger
>>76184285
looks like his belly is saying 'TSUUUUUUUUUUUU'
>>76184274
What happened to all the cash from the call centre? You were literally flaunting it a few months back.
>>76184313
I genuinely think I might.
I'd look a bit silly if I burned to death and all I had to do to escape was jump off a cliff like I'd been told.
>>76184202
i'm fairly sure its not
>>76184285
>>76184173
Bring it on you cunts
>>76184313
No but then again I wasn't in the building, you fucking mong
>>76184346
he's spending it
It will literally take the Conservatives decades to recover from May's mistakes. Jesus Christ
>>76184313
if they hadn't covered the building in flammable shit the advice would have been right
my sister wants to go on holiday abroad with her friends
whats with those liberal hippy mongs who get violent savage dogs who then proceed to kill other dogs on the street
Battered a few spooks as they left thier burning homes the other night
http://imgur.com/cJb70Em (refuse to save this to my dear laptop, I don't want to get arrested)
1, 4, 3, 2
brexit has zero benefits
why bother with it
>at a job interview
>interviwer is non-white
>when they ask for a good quality, tell them you're open minded and love being in different cultures and hearing views on things from people with a different background to mine
i got the job and i put it down to my interviewer being a female paki
>>76184366
you shouldn't hit women
>>76184393
>>76184368
>>76184360
>>76184332
memes aside, you have to admit he DOES look kinda badass
>>76184285
If you ever tried squatting on my street corner I would literally turn you into a fine red mist.
You would be obliterated, дpyг.
>>76184398
Advise her to go to Wakefield instead
Would rather have 4 million African refugees than 1 Spanish/Portuguese/Italian student/tourist
the 'f
ahh yes, internet nerds who never faced a life/death situation thinking they got the logical high ground towards people who died
>>76184440
By the time they realised the advice was wrong it was too late to escape
https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/876035539073327104
SCREECHING
>>76184435
The New Thread
>>76184313
There were signs within the building itself instructing this
The nature of these tower blocks is that they're separate concrete boxes so if there's a fire it is contained.
However, here the facade of the building set on fire and spread rapidly around the building. On the 23rd floor, she probably thought the fire on the 3rd would be put out quickly, like it should have if not for the cladding.
>>76184427
British serfs innit
>>76184411
>don't want to get arrested
why'd you say that? what is it??
>>76184470
>>76184430
>female paki
pics
>>76184470
What's wrong with that? News reports always used alleged if they've been arrested but not convicted.
>>76184554
Why didn't they use it in the original story then?
>>76184481
Think this info should be kept a secret until similarly dangerous buildings have been fixed. If terrorists hear about this, they'll set them all on fire, won't they?
>>76184490
lmao
>>76184470
didn't he used to be a super SJW??
>>76184490
How is he holding that cup without curling thumb and fingers around it?
>>76184554
If it was the other way around they would have used alleged in the first story (I. E. 3 pakis shouting at a white girl)
h on the foil
>>76184634
he's gripping the lip/ridge between his thumb and index finger
>>76184604
Phwoar!
>>76184680
Oh yeah. Well spotted.
>>76184575
Because Buzzfeed is a terrible clickbait site and both SJWs and rorkes are unable to read past the headlines. If you read the article, it always says 'according to...' or '...said' rather than saying it 100% happened. If they really wanted to spin it, they would just not run a story about it being false at all.
>>76184411
Just some legal age girls, or something.
>>76184669
Don't do skag mate.
>>76184638
>>76184575
That's right good Goyim, keep focusing your attention on meaningless things instead of the real issues
>>76184458
But I sit like this with girls I'm not trying to fuck, sometimes it's just more comfy
>>76184782
>instead of the real issues
Like what?
>>76184487
Nothing....
>>76184304
Correct opinion.
>>76184438
She does have really nice legs tbqh