/brit/

'nime

>13 posts early

Was it worth it OP?

>>76180941
Don't rate this gimmick FYI

>>76180968
Jan Man's on paid leave.

>>76180968
Probably

Just got home from my £24k pa job as a consultant at a semi-decent recruitment firm in the city. Pulled up to my part-share 3 bedroom Barratt house in my Volkswagen golf gti. About to put my feet up and watch Netflix with the girlfriend on my wall mounted plasma Tele whilst eating a ready meal from Waitrose, after that i might do a cheeky watch of the footie whilst she's away running a bath.

I wonder if arsenal will infact beat man u? After all i did put a cheeky lay bet on at work with the lads. Speaking of the lads, i wonder if we'll go for drinks down at 'revs this week? Last time it was banterous with "Pitcher" Pete from sales slapping that waitresses arse and getting kicked out of the club, haha, we ended up in the kebaby chatting shit about looney politicians, haha.

I'll just check my bank account on my iWatch to see if i can finance this weeks "shenanigans", ah! of course, i'm overdrawn, best ask the gf again see if she can transfer at least £800 from her beauty therapy pay packet. I'll make up for it by doing a facebook post with a pic of me and her saying how much i am grateful to have her, If not i could always put a claim in at the ole bank of mum and dad, haha.

>>76180930
>>76180930
>>76180930
fuck off krautismo we're all in here

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anime

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The abode for the night

accidentally clicked an amazing atheist video

now my recs are going to get all ruined

>>76181003
>all

>>76181000
Don't care frankly

Take note, @ posters.

THIS is what you look like: >>76180982

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>>76181003
>no edition edition

Crunching at your entire existence

>>76181003
>we're in here
>no posts at time of linking the thread
screaming

>>76181008
told you to stop posting soho

>>76181011

Enjoy your banana 'recs

Gonna right a very strongly worded email to the tinder corporate executives about their decision to include trannies with male genitalia on my feed when I've clearly stated I'm only interested in females.

there's a very autistic post ending in 37 above

>go to McDonald's after a night out to get a burger and some chips
>Theyre doing breakfast stuff instead of normal stuff

This has happened twice recently. At first im disappointed but then I remember the double sausage egg mcmuffin is literally the best thing on the McDonalds menu

youtube was a mistake

Pointed out that one of the gf's eyes is slightly lower than the other one
She isn't pleased with me, lads

>>76181081
mcdonald's does fries not chips

>>76181037
I wish I looked like that

>>76181067
>right
good luck with that you're off to a great start

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>>76181053

Not him

>>76181081
Not sure why you felt the need to post this twice

*open video of terror attack*
>stop blaming islam guys

*open video of fire*
>RIP REST in piece

this one maka me think

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just copped a pair of these

>>76181008
what am i looking at lad?

>>76181037
>twitter meme
brutal

>>76181081
top tier taste. those mcmuffins are the only fast food items i like anymore

>>76181097
this, fries and chips are separate things
I think some yanks think we refer to everything as chips

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the call that saved john wick 3

>>76181126
of what? niggers?
aha

>>76181126
Hello nigger

>>76181114
where & what is that?

>>76181109
fuck off about it

>>76181008
What is this? Where is this?

If you're in London, you should get on to Corbyn, ask him to requisition you a mansion.

>>76181121
>its actually the tories and brexits fault

>>76181126
one for the house and one for the field?

>>76181090
Fix it for her with your fists

listening to lo-fi trance

>>76181090
symmetry is important, you just called her slightly ugly

>>76181175
That's how she got that way mate

can someone explain Mystery Science Theatre 3000 to me?

it seems to essentially just be gogglebox

>>76181165
>>76181174
not a nigger desu

>>76181090
Shouldn't go around insulting your lass

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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1497233881375.webm

Business idea: Rorke, except Jews are Shia and degenerates are Kuffar

listening to slowcore groove-funk

Gogglebox is the ultimate realisation of the Huxleyian dystopian nightmare. People watching people watching people.

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>>76181132
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Operating_Theatre_Museum_and_Herb_Garret


17th century hospital

>>76181197
It's not actually funny or entertaining but DUDE 90S KIDS LMAO

>>76181216
nice

>>76181211
ah yes, the future

>>76181211
I love the way he says Kuffar.

bucks respond reeeee
need to know cos norlfolks only around tonight if were doing samurai so need to know reeee

*expropriates your loft and garage because no one has been in there for a few weeks and its use value is not being recognised*

heh, nothing personal kid

>>76181211
>that woman in the background looking shocked

Pretty sure she doesn't know what Shia are and think he just called him a shit

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Today Tyrone came into my retail workplace (self.Incels)
submitted 1 day ago by nightshiftloneronly fucked by genetics
He bought 5 packs of magnum condoms. Imagine living that lifestyle. Shit, my inferiority was evident.

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kek

just coughed up some monumental phlegm

crazy

>>76181216
Why you staying there? Squatting?

unironically love gogglebox and look forward to it every week

which cuckdox game should i play?
stellaris or ck2

>>76181258
*confiscates the left side of your bed to house 15 poor refugee families*

It was unoccupied right so it's ok?

>>76181279
how do we know shes not just a pedo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrSUlf23l8s

>>76181240
Same tb h

Very bizarre feel, not sure particularly what, but enunciation just seems good somehow.

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420 blaze it legalise!

chicken and chips

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tried my hand at subtly editing a picture of Alan, what do you think?

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>>76181286

Nah was messing. Did a 'sit earlier. Great place and tour.

>>76181298
Stellaris is incredibly unfinished and kind of shit

>>76181279

bambling

>>76181216
pretty cool desu


>>76181271
>black people wearing condoms

shan't

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>>76181279

got to know a fella last night who can get me good DMT and acid

VERY happy with that

anyone here (have a method) they'd like to share?

My 3rd eye won't blink and I'm seeing things I don't want to see

>>76181336
>Lets just spray these hoses at it

Does the UK not have helicopters for this?

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>>76181211
why do gingers love islam?

>>76181368

send some over here mate

War and Peace? no I haven't read it, is the anime good?

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>>76181336

>weed legalised in London

tupac was fucking based

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qt

pewdiepie confirmed racist

>>76181352
did your sister tell you that?

>>76181341
VERY good

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>>76181258
>tfw corbyn brings back mutualism

had 1 (one) pint and already feel a bit wavy

>>76181380
at that point I think everyone was dead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFydZmUCzUA

>>76181271
what am I reading?

>>76181386

There's some meme about Mohammad being a ginger and the Islamists try their best to convert them with complements on their appearance

Just berated every contact email listed on Tinders website with my complaint about trannies being listed as females. Following through on my promise to uninstall the app now, there are better matchmaking apps anyway.

I got £850 off HMRC back in tax on May 12th and so far I've spent £790 of it on cocaine, beer and fags and weed

>>76181448
thats what you get for having a pint on an empty stomach

worst pain of my life

>at gym with mate
>doing squats
>walk over to get some 25kg plates
>one is on floor
>bend down and place my hands on it
>friend comes over and starts talking to me about some stupid shit
>has 25kg plate in his hands
>throwing it up and down like a twat
>throws it up and misses catch
>comes down on my thumb and traps it between both plates
>explodes like a fucking tomato
>instant agony

I've trapped my thumb and fingers between two heavy pieces of wood before and it really, really fucking hurts and it barely leaves a bruise so you can imagine how painful this was.

>>76181431
no but i quite literally had an ex gf fuck a black guy a week after we brokeup haha

hate imperialism
hate zionism
hate fascism
hate capitalism
love socialism
love pints

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>tupac was fucking based

*takes a sip of my pint*
*makes a face*
*lightly taps you on the bicep with the back of my hand*
*gestures you to take my pint*
ere, that taste off to you?

>>76181495
stop

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>>76181341

SCREECHING. Love Alan 'dits

love imperialism
love zionism
love fascism
love capitalism
hate socialism
hate pints

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>>76181271
I don't even think femoids deserve to be called human (self.Incels)
submitted 5 minutes ago by troubledsoul123
They are just sex objects at this point. Their presence merely just increase my aggression and turns me on sometimes. After a good wank I immediately switch off my porn a second after ejaculation. I couldn't even bother with their theatrics if not for my hormones. I don't even see them as humans at this point.

>>76181481
delete and never post this again

So who's hacking Tim then lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OZbzC1ViWc

Not very bright people at all

>>76181532
continue

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fat hannah is best hannah

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>tupac was fucking based

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worst pain of my life

>at gym with mate
>doing squats
>walk over to get some 25kg plates
>one is on floor
>bend down and place my hands on it
>friend comes over and starts talking to me about some stupid shit
>has 25kg plate in his hands
>throwing it up and down like a twat
>throws it up and misses catch
>comes down on my bollocks and traps them between both plates
>explodes like a fucking tomato
>instant agony

sons of dis wheres it gone

>>76181467
>mohammad was a ginger
Surreal.

love capitalism
love free trade
love open borders
love tacos
love IPAs
hate authoritarianism

>>76181546
kek, r/Incels is a brilliant read

>>76181341
>>76181521
who the fuck is Alan? I'm always in /brit/ but I seem to miss a lot of memes somehow

>>76181600
He's the Algerian I believe

>>76181532
>love imperialism
rorke
>love zionism
rorkestein
>love fascism
rorkeolini
>love capitalism
rorkequin

>>76181546
this one is true though

>>76181576
Genuinely outstanding post. If there was an award for posts I would give it to you

tupac more like coonpac lmao

>>76181596
IPAs are top tier.

>>76181627
fantastic high quality post

need to kill myself
dont know why just need to inflict severe pain to myself

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>>76181569
>Jake Roy !!P7vqopX3fln
Literally who

>>76181600

The thaipaki who comes here for validation constantly and sucks up to Thainonce

>>76181551
hopefully tim has his own connection because I'd have to think of his neighbours having to deal with shitty shared internet because their schizo neighbour is uploading shitty 1080p 30 minute long videos

>>76181600
heh.. looks like we got a fresh one lads
*pours a pint into a footy boot*
*hands it to you*
go on then runt

>>76181666
So glad I don't have to witness any of this

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pic from my garden...
...taken 17 june...

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>>76181667

don't know how you can consider yourself a man if you haven't read moby dick

>>76181661
just another yank

>>76181661
But it even says its a placebo

I don't get it

https://twitter.com/StigAbell/status/875820656541274112

shall kill myself very soon

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time to get pissed on my own again

brian snail

>>76181576
>>76181638
you must be joking

one of the laziest bollockposts I've ever seen, rubbish

love utilitarianism
love ethical egoism
love emotivism
love error theory
hate virtue ethics
hate relativism
hate natural law theory
hate quasi-realism
hate realism
hate deontology
hate fictionalism

>>76181733
I'll join you :3

>>76181728

she does nothing according to the Left

>>76181702
pop over one morning, all the spackers are here. weirdly the conversation is very different at different times of day. like a different sub sometimes.

>>76181733
Do this every weekend. Also been drunk for about 3 days on the trot now.

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Mayweather or mcgregor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcJPlkqOYX0&feature=youtu.be&t=446
the boy

>>76181766
nice, will be two nights on the trot for me

>>76181779
I was talking to some bloke for about a week who was into boxing and I still have no idea why anyone cares

>>76181781
Love people speaking on the situation without any technical knowledge speaking like they know what actually happened

>>76181661
For those who don't have 4chan X:

Highlight + copy tripcode (the bit beginning with !)
Settings (bottom/top right of page)
Filters and Post Hiding
Check the "Filter and Highlight specific threads/posts" box and click [edit]
Paste in "Pattern" field
Check the "On" and "Hide" boxes
Save
Save Settings

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>>76181779

Mac

>>76181779
>mcgregor
deano

>mayweather
'sheed

>>76181779
really hope maynigger gets KO'd but he's probably going to win

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>>76181477
where do I buy cocaine? I have too much cash and nothing left to buy.

going to go mentaloidist in a minute

https://www.pornoxo.com/videos/2002583/luscious-sluts-pleasure-cocks-in-an-orgy/?utm_source=awn&utm_medium=tgp&utm_campaign=cpc

Reminder that this is what that qt who smiled at you that one time gets up to on the weekend

alri which one of you hacked tim, fess up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OZbzC1ViWc

>>76181817
It's a publicity stunt

There isn't going to be a fucking riot.

The 2011 riots were caused by a bunch of roadman. These protests are mostly made up of white middle class lefties, who would be nowhere to be seen if it did kick off.

>>76181828
think it's pretty clear what happened desu

Love the Swede and his egoism gimmick. Believe it goes over most people's heads though

lifes very shite

>>76181731
life is good

don't go through with it

>>76181828
dunning-kruger lad, plus thats 90% of conversation here.

>>76181880
whoever it was they're not bright people

>>76181912
>>76181904

hmmmm

business idea: repeat all the posts i made today tomorrow and see if anyone notices

about to start up a civ V game on deity difficulty, but use IGE to create my own sentinel island and then destroy any civ that tries to attack me

>>76181890
I wish they didn't sell the water cannons

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Dinner, took 10 minutes to make

le vie est merde

>>76181904
You beat England at the footy with 10 men

Life is good

>>76181946
ah yes the 'irgin non-violent victory

>>76181880
hope he's not too frazzled over it

>>76181963
Me on the right

>>76181890
>The 2011 riots were caused by a bunch of roadman. These protests are mostly made up of white middle class lefties, who would be nowhere to be seen if it did kick off.
thought the people living there and storming the council office were evil poor brown people
keep the narrative straight yeah

>>76181960
wasted your time

>>76181963
Thats a nice line

>>76181946
What's IGE? A mod? Thinking of getting Civ 5, after playing Civ 4 with the Realism Invictus mod and getting back into Civ.

Is Civ 5 much better? It's £20 on Steam and I'm not made of money.

>>76181960
*gobbles it all up before you can even take a bite*

>>76181979
dont fucking care about football mate
its just entertainment

>>76181880
he's not being hacked, it's just youtube's antispam measures

>>76181661
I said something about pakis entering the threads and using names so some yank nobodies decided to attatch a trip to their shit
Just filter the whole country

bill cosby dindu nuffin

>>76181831
>>76181661
This doesn't bother me lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFwVkTMZdKY
found the culprits, its the two people sitting outside his flat

Imagine £20 being a significant amount of money to you. I have literally thrown £20 straight into the bin.

>>76182013
Wow rude

honestly was sweating as much as Tim today and I'm not even fat or schizophrenic

DRUMPF and his climate denying moron buddies btfo

>>76182027
Not Guilty isn't the same as innocent

>>76182010
Steam sales this week, you'll be able to get complete for a fiver.

IGE is the in game editor and lets you change anything.

>>76182027
>>76182056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBsPLEz01Qg&feature=youtu.be

>>76182042
>>>/int//deutch/

>>76182010
nah it's shite mate get civ 6 instead

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>Complain about cultural appropriation on a regular basis
>Appropriate the culture of a country you have barely any affinity with

Aisha showing an astounding lack of self awareness again.

>>76182052
I was sweating a lot today but I am just fat.

>>76182067
>Steam sales this week
Shit, there goes all my money.

>>76182010
Civ 5 is shite
Civ 5 with DLC is bretty gud

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>>76182076
Guess I will stay here then.

>>76182010
>>76182010
civ 5 is much better than civ rev (another great game). Can't speak to it being better than Civ 4

IGE is a mod that lets you do anything you want. spawn units, get as many techs in one turn as you want, change resource distribution, give money, etc. Basically cheating

Don't get Civ 6. It's terrible

>>76182107
Theres barely any games that I'm remotely interested in that aren't already in my library tbqh

protip: if you're still a virgin tinder is full of 6/10 asians that love white lads

>>76182113
Sure it's not spelled "deutsch?"

>>76182085
>lack of self awareness
necesary if you want to be a leftist

Got sacked from Greggs for explaining the dangers of Islamic immigration to the customers.

>>76182085
>probably a joke
>posted three years ago
get off her case lad

>>76182085
you can't culturally appropriate white culture sweaty and besides white people have no culture they just steal

Tokyo was my favorite city in the world desu. Not even a weeb

Prague is up there, quite like kent county, amsterdam is fun for a weekend, nyc is good to visit, seattle is quality

>>76182077
in what world is Civ 6 any good? you can only use workers 3 times, the UI is shit, you have to make 'sectors' in your cities, etc.

*surreptitiously downloads tinder*

>>76182131
This
Maybe 3 games a year come out I remotely care about

>>76182150
how does that work, do you give them a lecture with their steak bake?

tim got hacked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OZbzC1ViWc

>>76182160
It will be a really good game when the expansions come out. It's already a lot deeper than Civ 5, it just needs a little more polishing.

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>>76182152
Yeah that tweet clearly was a joke, mocking the sort of plastic paddy that she would later become.

She is Rachel Dolezal tier.

>>76182185
They get their product when I'm finished and not before

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oh wow...

IMAGINE being such a runt you still regularly purchase AND play videogames past the age of 17

I sometimes play a spot of Dwarf Fortress but not more than once a month

Got called a racist in waitrose for wearing doc martins

>>76182208
only have a console desu. PC gaming i always assumed was for neckbeard virgins

Got called a racist in Greggs earlier

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>Dwarf Fortress

>>76182085
"cultural appropriation" is just bollocks tumblr liberals come up with to avoid tackling real socioeconomic issues

>>76182201
I guess I haven't given it enough of a chance. It's just very different from 5

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>>76182152
>probably a joke

you clearly don't know aisha

>>76182205
You deserved to be sacked tbqh, don't think I could sit there for that long with my steak bake so close and yet unreachable

>>76182222
you should have beat the shit out of them

weedman turned up lads

>>76182231
It's a very different game, but now I can't go back to 5. There's just so much more to think about in 6, and I have actually lost a few games to the AI.

Might be nice to give Tim's videos some likes and encouraging comments from burner accounts

Make him feel good about his day n all

>>76182185
"alright luv can i have a cheeky sausage roll?"
"yeah lol, btw remember muslims will ban sausage rolls and enforce the sharia if we allow more in"

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>>76182207
bantaaaah

>>76182250
nice

>>76182250
>alrite m8 will b there 10 min
>arrives nearly 3 hours later

>>76182244
steak won't be allowed when the hindu dindus take over

>>76182208
>wah wah wah stop having fun

feck off

got pissed again lads

12th day in a row hehe

Might walk on over to the new weed shop that opened up near me. Get some edibles yeh?

>>76182291
makes me even angrier denying me my steak bake when I have so little time to get one

>>76182261
How about Civ 6 vs. EU4? EU4 is much more in depth than the Civ franchise

well lads, it's been a long time coming but i've finally perfected my time machine. to what end, you ask? kill hitler? stop 9/11? no, no, my naive friend. you see, i intend for my delicate ballsack to be poking out of the soil in the centre of hiroshima on august 6th, 1945.

Got called a posh twat in manchester for wearing trousers without holes in

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>spent the most formative years of my life (21-24) working a shit job, living in a flat by myself and having no friends, never going out

haha but at least I secured a job straight of uni!

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>weedman turned up lads

>>76182313
Different genre

Rorke was using the internet again.
He was busy posting hateful comments about the recent victims of the Grenfell tower disaster when his mom walked over.
His parents didn't approve of his hateful posts but then again they didn't exactly approve of how he lived with them and wasn't studying or employed either"
"Son do you ever feel as if you are being unnecessarily hateful?" she said.
"Most of the victims were muslims and poor people" Rorke replied.
Rorkes mum paused and looked at Rorke in dismay "But don't you think "Glad this paki cunt felt gods wrath" is a little evil?".
"They are terrorists, mum" Rorke said, clenching his fist.
"Oh yeah if all muslims are terrorists then why haven't they all blown up yet fuckhead?".

Rorke turned around to be greeted by his sister Aisha who was currently holding her "Vote Labour" cup.
He detested her, but what left frozen unable to counter her argument.
"Answer me Rorke!" She exclaimed.
Rorke once again was silent
"Ans...."
"Calm down sweetie!" Mums voice interrupted.
Rorke took the oppurtunity to storm out of the house.

Rorke was halfway down his normally quiet street in outer london when he encountered his foe....
......Rasheed.
"Stop ruining my country Paki!" he screamed before launching a savage punch at the Engineers stomach.
"Rorke stop hurting that poor man!" his mom yelled.
"He's a terrorist".
"Bloody hell Rorke! If he's a terrorist how come he has....".
"Leave this to me" Aisha was interuppted once again this time by the calm voice of her idol....

>>76182208
Wipeout Omega Collection came in on Tuesday :3

>>76182228
alri mr 'ulgar 'xist

>>76182289
madman brands all his packaging

behead those who insult /brit/

>>76182313
Well obviously, if you want depth and complexity go with Paradox. But Civ is a very different beast in general and there's something charming and endlessly replayable about it. I find myself getting frustrated with EU4 very easily.

>>76182250
Pics

Anyone got the deano pic?

absolutely mad to think you could have been born at any point in history and you just happen to be born into this depressing technological hellhole we call modern '''life'''

i sometimes think about being born in the stone age, imagine how long and beautiful life was, every day was an adventure i bet, now we just get this dumb dopamine fix that we think is making us happy but really isn't. we are really so misguided and deluded

>muh pints
disgusting

Question for you lads:

Is it better to hangout with people you dont really like, but at least you're going out and being social

Or to better just stay in and do what I want without worrying about being social?

>>76182334
......Current leader of the Labour party Jeremy Corbyn.
Rorke temporarily stopped beating the Engineer to stare at the heroic presence that had just appeared before him.
Rorke charged at him swinging his left fist wildly at him
Jeremy stopped Rorkes fist with the palm of his hand before injecting him with anaesthetic.
Rorke's right fist fell short of its target thanks to the drug and he quickly fell unconcious.
"Your son is deeply mentally troubled Caroline, just yesterday i encountered him on a bus spouting islamophobic insults at a doctor".
"He's always been a little nationalistic but lately he has been more umm... well you know... upfront about it" she said as tears slowly began trickling down her face.
"He was always a Tory mom" Aisha interrupted.
Jeremy ignored Aisha before grimly telling her mom what he knew "I know Caroline, but i fear this may have something to do with a much greater plot".

>>76182334
was shit

>>76182326
meanwhile there's dole dossing cunts with absolutely zero prospects claiming bennies to feed their 2 kids who were conceived by mistake back in 2007 when they shagged Kerri-Anne-May and didn't pull out

>moral relativism
>moral truths do not exist

someone hatpost this mug

cashier said I drink too much and that it's not good

>>76182368
thats quite a dilemma have you considered suicide instead

behead those who post in /brit/

got them bands got them bands
you know i got them bands

>>76182367
>get cut
>die of infection

>>76182377
What'd you say?

>>76182368
bit of both

you can eventually come round to those people when you get to know them better
or you can meet other people through them

just don't put yourself through misery all the time

the west should take lessons

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/china-ban-islamic-baby-names-muslim-xinjiang-province-uyghurs-burqa-islam-jihad-human-rights-a7700646.html

>>76182367
>Implying you haven't lived at least a dozen lives before this

Prise your third eye open.

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>>76182326
>tfw finished uni
>tfw have to get a job for the first time ever

>>76182325
recently went to manchester and nobody's trousers reached their shoe, they all stopped at ankle height

Reading about glocose-fructose syrup. Apparently it's another name for HFCS.

Taking some energy drinks out of my Tesco basket tbph.

>>76182367
People like you would hate every era. You just romantacize history because you Dont have an emotional connection to its faults

>>76182408
'you too'

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>>76182391

>>76182367
most people wouldn't have even made it past infancy in the paleolithic

>>76182408
dodged the question, and just said I don't I need a bag

Got off the train this morning in London and was arrested for having white skin
t. Lad from 2020

>>76182422
well, as long as you've been making connections throughout your course you should be fine
just the piece of paper on its own isn't worth that much

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>>76182412
good stuff
state atheism works; there's a reason (ex) socialist states have far less of an issue with islamists than the shitholes pumping out wahhabism

>>76182412
classic china

wonder how this will turn out

>>76182453
whats the next euromillions?

Disturbingly stoned lads help

well you know what, well im very sad...

>>76182477
12 15 and 28

>>76182358

ctrl+f you mug

if you aren't a nationalist you're the lowest form of human life

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>>76182456
>as long as you've been making connections throughout your course
haha y-yeah

>>76182477
>euromillions

all European culture is banned, the word 'euro' has been outlawed

>>76182441
>>76182446
Smooth

>>76182384
yeah but got over that a while ago.
>>76182411
seems like the best advice desu. thanks

>>76182503
We're all the human race

>>76182503
By next week?

nigger

>>76182483
Pics of set up

>>76182483
Don't worry. A mate of mine got a bit too stoned in Amsterdam and it passed. Get some sugar water if you can. Coffee, tea, fizzy drink, whatever.

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>>76182491

>>76182525
yes

>>76182549
Shit I was going to win next week

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me on the left

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hmmm

Worst part about amsterdam is the 2k chavs that dont know how to handle their weed

>>76182577
>5'4 and built like a brick shithouse

>>76182606
I'm one of them right now

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Based Dame Jess

>>76182577
neanderthals are white

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>>76180941

>>76182602
>>>/britpol/

>>76182630
whites are neanderthals

>>76182602
He says nothing about a revote

>>76182680
>>76182680
>>76182680
>>76182680

>>76182624
Avoid the edi's then lad. honestly a beer usually calms me down quite a bit

>>76182499
nationalism is for manipulators and fools

>>76182602
He's right, remainers are still whining

>>76182624
eat something lad. sorts you right out.