1. Your cunt 2. Which one are you?

I legitimately CANNOT pee if there's anyone else in the room. I feel so shitty about this phobia.

>>76180349
Happened to me some years ago

couldn't force myself to pee next to strangers
well maybe that was the cocaine

>>76180349
>that time I went to pee in a urinal next to my friend and even though I had to pee badly nothing could come out so after 30 seconds when he finished I zipped my pants back up too and he looked at me weirdly and we both just knew

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>>76180433
Forgot my meme face

>>76180260
I am literally the guy in the middle, the one you have named Chad(is this a meme?)

>>76180349
i couldnt get an erection when i was in bed with a girl for a long time, shit was the worst.

>>76180433
>>76180486
I've never felt this connected to a stranger. Same scenario happened to me. I just ended up telling my friend who is a total Chad btw. He was really chill about it.

>>76180544
I cannot even imagine how much worse my 'tism would be if I had to see cute dutch girls every day.

>>76180738
i study in delft so i barely see them.

>>76180349
Did this happen to you?

https://youtu.be/RDcEzaqplRk

>stalls

sorry, don't live in the third world

>>76182510
You do, though.

>>76180260

I start off at the virgin pee, but as I get more drunk I progress to the chad sprinkle and above.

>>76182527
>coming from France, a country where event the most impoverished Romanian beggar I could find outside my local LIDL would be a patrician god

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>>76180260
Oh God, can't stop laughing

>>76180260
>>76183064
we need the other virgin variations

>>76180349
you are not alone brother same here but worse, if im hurry and people waiting for me I cant even piss sometimes at home.