How do I get a Israeli gf?

Convert to Judaism and cut off your foreskin

by being greek

>>76178593
She deserves to have her pussy licked by me.

>>76178593
Betray Jesus

>>76180008
What do you mean, jesus was jewish too.

>isntraeli
>>>/x/

>>76178593
drop a shekel

>>76178593

Oh shit i like Israel now, please gib qt gf

Holocaust museum?

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>>76178593
At camp

>>76178626
>removing his turtle neck

Barbarism.

wtf i 100% support israel now

>>76178593
Is she circumcised?

This image made me realize I'm 7% Jewish on my Mother's side.

>>76178802
What did she do that was so bad?

those israeli girls you always find at malls that rub your hands with cream and try to sell you skin and nail products are always super qts.

>>76184433
Are you seriously telling that if I go to Israel a girl will touch me and hold my hands for the first time in my life???

>>76178593
I wish I fucking knew
>27 years old virgin

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>>76187597

>27 years old virgin


JUST

>>76178593
They're pretty easy m8. Just go there and use old-school technics.
Just don't tell them they're hot, it would be weird coming from a german.

>>76178593
This is exactly the kind of phenotype that makes my cock diamonds.

>dark hair
>tan skin
>light eyes
>big tiddies
>gorgeous face

I'm planning on going to Israel (specifically Tel Aviv and Jerusalem) for two weeks in the end of August. I'm uncircumcized, get complimented on my looks all the time when I'm out and make decent money. How easy is it to get with a qt Israeli woman as a north american?