/brit/

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love the british army tbqh

powerful stuff, absolutely titanic questions here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IAhDGYlpqY

>>76175943
Looks a bit like one of those hairless cats innit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVbES9NeprM
me

>>76175943
ayy lmao

>>76175971
Ever met army lads on a night out? They're usually total bellends.

>>76175971
nonce

>>76175992
me givin you a good scratchins x

>>76175943
alri hun something on your mind?
waheyy!
*belly-bashes the lads*

>>76175971
interesting how they're pretty lean
gets you wondering why so many civilian runts spend time in the gym and roiding

Can't wait till Allahs armies exterminate the scourge of white "people"

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would any boys suck my feet here x

GRR THE ARMY

GRRRR AM SO FUCKEN MANLY CUZ AM IN THE ARMY
GRRR ME DAD WAS IN THE ARMY HE FOUGHT IN THE FALKLANDS
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN HAHA

*votes tory*

Love big bottoms
Love big girls
Simple as

the man on a clapham omnibus

>>76176039
beause as a soldier being able to carry a heavy backpack while running for miles is useful, but picking up a very heavy weight for a moment is not

so they dont get big unless theyre on roids (which a lot of soldiers are)

>>76175975
hate slam poetry with a passion

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH0pu5lHmlc

>>76176068
how big?

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Found a £20 note lads
Was absolutely buzzing

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WvifDYuqts

Lindybeige is such an insufferable twat
I'm sick of the trite, arrogant, fedora-tier opinions he spews
He really un-grows on you

>>76176087
quite impressive desu

Lost a £20 note earlier lads. If anybody finds it return it immediately please.

>>76176096
Large.

Will admit though some people do not have fat deposited to their body the right way and really shouldn't be fat.

>>76176087
now botnet shall be giving me disgusting suggestions

love elephants hate castles simple as

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so many tasty little trollops in town

Spinning my fidget spinner on my knee and listening to music

>>76176161
'nce

>>76176144
good taste
good lad
live for thicc

>>76176120
100% agree
but the way I like to say it is "Lindybeige really grows on you. The same way athletes foot does. Once he happens to talk about a subject you know of, you'll realise just how full of shit he is - hes an odius little runt that needs a cuffing."

>>76176120
never watched him outside of that unsheathing video that was big on the 'dit back in the day

would it be a bad idea to have a couple pints at 1pm on a Saturday? Just gonna be playing Siege with a m8 for a while anyway.

One day there will be computer simulations so accurate and sophisticated that we'll be able to create an exact replica of the world, and through tweaking the different statistics and letting the simulation play out, we'll be able to show lefties exactly what kind of nightmare they would've brought down on western civilisation had they been allowed to have their way.

The Brit guys in /MENA/ literally hate whites lads. Really makes me think. May have to report them to mummy may tbqh

Has there ever been an original, insightful or entertaining post in these threads under a German flag?

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>>76175971
so do I <3

ive only been here intermittently recently but when did /brit/ become lg/brit/

paki bender, sex offender used to be the only serial bender poster

>>76176214
umm sweaty its not a pint unless its poured by Big Bez at the local

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>>76176161
i hope you have good taste in women like me

>>76176214
No. Day drinking is best drinking

>>76176234
Don't recall any

my fetish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmydsHZgSQg

>>76176251
Adoption is the same as having biological children, please don't discriminate against traps

>>76176249
Does he do housecalls?

>>76176259
Think I'm gonna go for it. Worked hard this week, gonna treat myself.

business idea; reform the british army into workers' militias

>>76176251
why is the last box censored? something you don't want us to find out?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0mIZ8ty8lE

palms are a bit sweaty

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CANNOT BELIEVE there are runtoids ITT who would download and edit a chart of female ethnicities in the deluded belief anyone gives a shit

ahahaha

>>76176206
that description fits perfectly for the 'dit in general too

>>76176294
>lunchtime pints
>a treat

used to smash out three at lunch on the reg when I had a full time job

the absolute state of the states

>>76176251
>the virgin opinion

watching a katy caro anal scene

hungary has the best pornstars per capita

*goes rogue*

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>>76176249
*football yank cracks open 330ml of bud light*
>l-look lads I'm having a pint

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN80_7rNmcE

>>76176216
this but the other way around
and when we show the rightists how wrong they are with the simulations, they'll say it's satanic jew lizard propaganda

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>>76176346

>>76176206
kek

>>76176334
you trying to tell me white women are good for anything?

why are women so manipulative?

>>76176346
fuck me he's a tragic cunt

*pours 10 warm bud lights into a perspex pitcher*

yo dude is this okay to have if I'm just playing siege?

>>76176368
go on lad post the rest x

>>76176389
I don't answer virgin questions sorry

>>76176216
Nah they'd just accuse the simulation of being inherently racist and campaign to get it shut down

have now walked 1003km in 2017

>>76176307
this what a load of mongs hahahaha
*surreptitiously delets chart*

Sitting in my boxers drinking a beer after a 40 min walk to pick up some wine for fathers day

NOT pleasant out there

>>76176420
State of your pineal gland.

browsing r/incel lads

>>76176321
Yea I work with cranes and powertools and machines and high voltage electrical and 30+ft ladders and stuff so not a good idea to come in buzzed

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>tfw i live in genuinely the best city on planet earth

>>76176389

Law#1: Briffault's Law
*The female, not the male, determines all the conditions of the animal family. Where the female can
derive any benefit from associating with a male no such association takes place.
-Caveat#1= Past benefit provided by the male does not provide for continued future association.
Simp= they don't care what what you did for them in the past. It is all about what you can do for them in the moment.
-Caveat#2= Any association based on a particular benefit will become null and void once said benefit has been provided.
No amount of simping/pandering will keep a women who isn't interested in you interested after she gets what she wants.
-Caveat#3= As long as she trust you and she receives benefits she'll continue the association. Hell she may even fight for the
association to exist..see:two girls fighting over one guy.

Law#2: Hypergamy= Women date up and are likely to cheat/destroy one association if they believe they have a better opportunity at hand(branch swing).
*Due to this fact it is optimal for men to date down as it fortifies the relationship against a womens hypergamous whims.
*i.e. an 8/10 man is better off dating a 6/10 woman if he desires loyalty

Law#3: Solipsism= Women are programmed to be extremely self centered, i.e. princess complex/queen complex/prima donna/diva, etc.
*women are opportunistic about associations while men are idealistic
*Women will go after a man who has it all
*Men will build with a woman to have it all

i like how the last one experiences real fear and is crying that pleases me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5z9uCvaKZo

>>76176346
screaming

loathe aisha but I would fuck her silly desu

>he imagines himself singing that /mu/core song at the final of Britains Got Talent

the woman does not exist

>>76176462
Vancouver is the other coast lad x

business idea: sing death grips on britains got talent

>>76176462
On holiday in New York la?

Sweltering back home in London

>>76176490
I've imagined a lot of things in my life but never that

>>76176484
same but i like her :3

just got in and i bet im the FIRST person ALL DAY to mention this: IT'S TOO FUCKING HOT REEEEEE

Should I go to the gym lads?

bear in mind I'm on a cut, 500 cals over my surplus and haven't had dinner yet

>>76176462
Ah yes, New Puerto Rico

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>>76176346

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>tfw i live in genuinely the best city on planet earth

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>>76176367
The difference is that your version actually takes place in a dystopian totalitarian nightmare, and the "simulation" literally is propaganda.

>>76176538
no u

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https://twitter.com/cattocomunista_/status/875835011513155586
is aisha going full tankie

>>76176511
Hate london.

Doesn't help that people are getting burnt to death over run over and stabbed by the day there

Kent is the best area in the UK

>>76176460
i used to work with 120kv supplies n stuff

never bothered me 2bf

>>76176468
NEED to go to japan and go to town the slant eyed flodge

I'm 6'5, blue eyed and white - I would absolutely mop up out there and most certaintly not make a pathetic twat of myself like Japladv the absolute specimen

>>76176537
so do those black children

>>76176216
>we'll be able to create an exact replica of the world

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>>76176512
alri

>>76176575
I mean, she's right.

A massive purge of this country would be great.

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do you fellas think this asian fella is gay?

im literally in love with hin

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dad's lying in the garden with his massive beer belly out listening to u2

>>76176303
Love these kinds of videos. Reminds me of this one from a few weeks ago:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUg0jFO7NTo

>>76176575
What is "tankie?"

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Essential Deanocore tv:

Game of Thrones
The Chase
Take Me Out
Sky News
8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Top Gear
QI
Mock the Week
The Inbetweeners
Celebrity Juice
the footy

Any that I'm missing?

>>76176603
possibly

looks like a homie tho

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>>76176597
Eunseo pls

>>76176642
Ex on the beach obviously you gimp

you been living under a rock?

why is 4chan so elitist?
it's it's not "effay" or "/mu/core" it's either autistic or plebian

>pints

ah yes, the nectar of the runts. When you grow up like me, you'll drink fine wine and cognac

>>76176604
>U2

Your dad is a runtoid, sorry mate.

>>76176642
geordie shore

>>76176237
They're Royal Marines, you dopey cunt

exactly which people do communists propose to guillotine these days? everyone owns a bit of capital and everyone needs to work to make a living

>>76176624
retards with a hammer and sickle in their twitter names bu have only read the commie manifesto yet call themselves Marxists

>>76176624
stalinist/maoist

>>76176642
FIFA and COD

>>76176664
Because it's funny

>>76176642
Michael Mcintyre specials

>>76176665
cognac is for ghetto hotbois

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>distance has no way
>of making love
>understandable

thoroughly miss the yank gf lads

>>76176642
remove
>QI
>Mock the Week
add
>big brother

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>>76176678
Any real communist would only execute the rich who serve no purpose

The wealthy can keep their heads if they can prove that they benefit the people, and pledge their wealth to the advancement of the nation

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>white 18y/o
>Asian males

THE MOTIVE REMAINS UNCLEAR

>>76176582
i pulled
youd never pull stupid fukc

>>76176712
get a grip you fucking wetter

>>76176642
Dave

Countdown is for elderly Deanos - or Keiths as I call them

>>76176727
>remove
>>QI
>>Mock the Week

Hello deano!

Cutting the ol' toe nails lads

Do not enjoy this task

>>76176702
Cody detected, don't you have to go pound some brewskis down at the tavern?

>>76176728
>nation
fuck off fascist

>>76176727
>Mock the Week
Why? it's essential Deano TV

>>76176678
>which people do communists propose to guillotine these days?
Anyone who stands in the way of them stealing from the rich and enslaving everyone equally Same as always.

>>76176678
Hang the landlords desu. Princes Charles's land generates 19mil a year yet he does fuck all

>>76176727
Spotted the Deano

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

>>76176746
deano doesnt enjoy comedy
deano only consumes comedy in reality TV form
>>76176642
add the karaoke car program or whatever it is

>>76176739
hahahaa mate you got a hug
that's not pulling you pathetic spastic freak
only thing you were pulling was your knob in the hotel room

you could fall into a barrel of tits and come out sucking your thumb you autistic gimp

want to stay here drinking alone and posting dumb shit on 4chan but told my brother I'd be over for a few beers at his shortly

AAAARRGGHH wish he'd fuck off. why does he even want to drink with me? I'm the biggest shithead the world will likely ever see. he'll probably want to watch his stupid murkin jail programs while his little runt kids run around the gaff screaming and climbing on top of me and knocking over my bottles of blue moon

>>76176678
landlords
nobles
imperialists

>>76176734
calling pakis "asian"
i HATE THIS FUCKING MEME
asians are Chinese, Korean, Japanese, etc, NOT fucking pakis
pakis are pakis
simple as

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bellowing

>>76176459
have you found anything interesting?

>>76176642
don't see how QI is deanocore

>>76176782
never liked this gimmick because it might be true

>>76176802
which continent is pakistan in?

>>76176802
you're literally a Americanised weeb runt fuck off

>>76176816
dread to think that it actually is for some of the specimens that post here

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>>76176802
huh.......... woah....

Need one of those ASMR qts to wank me off while making noises in my ear

>>76176760
No

We don't have taverns

>>76176802
FOY

business idea: call pakis west asians

>>76176597
Don't like any of them. Too thin and plastic-looking.

>yfw the /r/4chan subreddit has 10,804,843 subscribers
what the fuck

>>76176814
It's for people who don't have any books in their house (apart from a couple of Jamie Oliver cookbooks) and want to appear intelligent by repeating inane trivia

Used to listen exclusively to female ASMRists. Now I listen exclusively to male ASMR videos. Funny that.

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>everyone that posts here is ug-

>>76175943
The one on the left is perfect, tb qhwyfamalam

>>76176877
maybe you should fuck off back to there

>>76176871
it's south asia hun

>>76176789
>deano doesnt enjoy comedy

deano lives for banter material he can use the next day at JD Sports, are you mental mate

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>>76176802

>>76176768
My landlord is a sweet old man who bought a run down house back in the 70s, and worked his arse off his entire life to improve and maintain it. His wife is a lifelong nurse who now lectures on medicine, teaching the next generation of nurses for this country.

But he owns a property, and rents it out in a consensual business arrangement, so OFF WITH THEIR HEADS.

>>76176877
The zoo is always more popular than the jungle.

>>76176877
I've visited it a couple of times. It's an utter hellhole full of literal children who think 4chan = /pol/ and /b/

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>>76176816
>>76176837


Arguments found in these posts:

Hate yanks

>>76176878
deano doesnt want to appear intelligent
deano thinks his football facts and half baked political opinions make him intelligent

>>76176871
Aren't they from the Asian subcontinent? So sub-asians seems appropriate.

why is /brit/ so fascinated with Deanos?

>>76176837
yesterday some mong dared to reply to me with a M*lyneoux video about Puerto Rico

>>76176888
nowt wrong with reddit mate. twice as good as 4gays

>>76176792
im a different one
watch who the fuck youre talking to, god im so fucking strong i could snap your pathetic braincase straight off its runt neck you cunt so piss off u bloody twat

>>76176870
>>76176841
>>76176826
>>76176832
Continent =! race
I guess turks are European too?

>>76176909
literally no one gives a shit about what sad little NEETS think about us.

I've visited the UK countless times and the normies there are cool as fuck with yanks and genuinely don't give a shit besides a bit of banter.

You're either a rasheed or abnormie if you hate yanks, simple as

>>76176933

And you didn't watch it because it was correct.

>7 reported missing after US Navy destroyer collision off Japan

hope those 7 freedom fighters are okay

>>76176642
that's not deano, what a shitty gimmick

that's clearly a steve or a patrick

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>>76176950
>M*lyneoux

>have to explain to the lefty GF about how taxation is theft and why it's okay to evade tax

Oh boy, it's gonna be a long one tonight lads

>>76176945
the ones up to the bosphorus are

>>76176945
t. Americanised teenager

>>76176945
3% of Turkey's land is in Europe
100% of Pakistan's land is in Asia

just fuck off you weeb brainlet mong

>>76176950
>believing anything he says is correct
howling at your insanity

76176963

you'll be reported missing once my fist makes contact with your face, runt

>>76176973


Just ask her if she supports you getting shot if you don't want to pay taxes. Simple.

>>76176940
hahaha geezer I'll send you first class back to Tokyo on TheEndofMyFist Airlines if you dare backchat me again, you'll be checking your jaw in as hand luggage but I'm afraid your spine will have to go in the hold

>>76176973
>why it's okay to evade tax
it's not.
death to tax evaders

>>76176888
reddits good desu, only the popular subs are cancer
i'm only subscribed to underground, indie subs (less than 100,000 subscribers)
they have some good content

>>76176805
that twitter girl is really cute

>>76176664
whats wrong did someone call you a pleb on /mu/ again :^)

*dodges your tax*

heh nice try kiddo

>>76176997
just one flick to your chin and you're out you glass jawed limey

>>76176768
>>76176799
>commies want to ban landlords
Did your dad ask for rent now that you're 21 and still living in his house?

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>literally no one gives a shit about what sad little NEETS think about us.

>I've visited the UK countless times and the normies there are cool as fuck with yanks and genuinely don't give a shit besides a bit of banter.

>You're either a rasheed or abnormie if you hate yanks, simple as

>>76176992

>every statistic is backed up
>"WAHH I DON'T LIKE DUM MOLYMEME"


Ah yes, no wonder your country is a leftist hellhole

>>76176988
>>76176980
literal pakis detected, oh sorry i meant """asians"""

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>reddits good desu

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alri

landlords should all be shot without trial.

white people are dead anyway, when they die out we out here senpai, we're gonna rock till we drop

PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

leftypol raid has returned

business idea: shooting landlords, but only after lengthy and protracted legal proceedings

>>76177014
*walks in to your house*
*takes your TV*

TV tax m8, sorry, try to stop me and I'll have you arrested.

Oh I'll be back for a TV next month too

>>76177067
preposterous

innocents might be killed then

we need to have anyone with more than two deeds in their name for any reason shot

When the suspect is middle eastern they call him asian so why don't they call whites european?

State of that thick nigger on ITV News

How long before a gene-specific virus wipes out every race but the one that created it?

>>76177096
could always go buy your own house instead of acting like you own theirs 2bqh

>>76177125
*shoots you*

need a land value tax so runts can't dodge tax any more

supervillain909

>>76176802
feck off yank

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>>76177103
theyre stealing our le feel guy memes

Thing is, most rich people don't mind paying tax when it's at 30-40% - because most of them aren't autistic psychos and recognise that everyone has to pay something

Serious tax evasion only starts happening when you get up to and beyond 50%. The higher it gets, the more people evade tax because:

a) people don't want to pay into a society that they think takes them for granted and treats them unfairly

and

b) wealth is inherently mobile and no amount of law-making can change that

>>76177104
"Taxed!" used to be what we said in school when we robbed someone's stuff. We'd nick a chip off someone's plate and go "taxed!" Or if someone shoplifted a can of coke they'd say they'd taxed it.

Literally every nigger interviewed on ITV had a fucking niglet rapped around it. How do we stop these vermin filth from swamping the country

>>76177009
youve had your first warning, you know for a literal fact im far stronger than you, so you shut up the fuck while you still can you foolish bastard and im being very sincere now

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>>76177050
>bullshit is backed up by more bullshit
>literally, unironically defends Molytard
don't reply to me ever again you sack of scum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBsPLEz01Qg

HEY HEY HEY

>>76177103
>sent from the New York Synagogue

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>>76176802
>being this americanised

>>76177189
yes that's correct

Starting to contract yellow fever lads, send help

>tfw you're in charge of the telly volume

>>76177103
a slag who doesn't like uncut masterrace is not worthy of my superior willy anyway

>>76177180
mate once I'm done turning you into mincemeat between my hands I'll crawl up your family tree and drag my sweaty bollocks across every slag responsible for your birth

>>76177132
*evicts you*

gf will be home any minute, tarah lads
*logs off 4chan*

>>76177189
WHY CRUNCHTAIN IT?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNUNx319UCM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EYZnSXEla0

help the runts are screaming at me

>>76176802
guaranteed (You)'s from the insecure britnonces

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>>76177185
fucking hell

love puerto rico
hate every other non union jack in this thread
simple as

>>76177217
Don't know how anyone can find Asians that attractive

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgJUUm1xaPs

>tfw used to do autistic stuff like this but it was before the days of cheap HD cameras and social media so it was never recorded

feels good lads

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why dont you have a loyal gf?

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>>76177217
good lad

>>76177260
good lad
ly too xx

>>76177277
tinder isn't just for sex

>>76177267
once recorded me singing along to the pokemon theme like those smosh lads in year 6

thank christ it never left my computer - thought I was going to be the next viral sensation

>>76177277
Her brother

>>76177277
can someone please post the webm where the guy pulls a girls ponytail

I thought that was it

might play battlefield
might not
probable will though
haven't decided yet

>>76177277
thought swiping up was super like? or is that not 'inder

>>76177267
>tfw stopped getting absolutely smashed in public just as camera phones became commonplace
Thank fuck.

>>76177314
what did your last slave die of?

>>76177296
hahahahahahahhaha ffs

>>76177305
white people are fucking weird. you dont sit like that with your sister. her legs all slanted that way

I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
(x4)

found a new source of entertainment: watching ugly mutants try pick up artistry


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5436YH8Q4Jo

>>76177277
two phones

>>76177328
bumble its much better

>>76177267
is a slight sprinkle of autism always a requirement to be a Sonic fan?
t. Sonic fan

>>76177372
good call actually. probably one of her girl mates phones

seen girls do this before

>>76177384
ah yes, the onenightstand

filled with regret

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>>76177378
>Slight
mate

https://youtu.be/7lHZHqqHWng

do you think tom scott is a virgin?

>>76177410
Is this one of those friend simulator channels?

>>76177384
he looks very attractive there

this yank will never not be envious and infuriated that his cock was mutilated

just bought a pair of ¥7500 chopsticks
authentic Japanese, hand made from Japanese maple
quite chuffed

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>>76177405
forgot about that legend
I'm not like that though. I got over it I swear

>>76177425
Cool jewish reddit image, yank

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name a better Northern city

pro tip: you can't

>>76177366
can't

where the FUCK is caralad and icelad?

>>76177410
wtf is this obnoxious giggly shit?

brits are so fucking annoying when they're being "cheeky"

have a feeling the puerto rican poster is probably the most intelligent guy in the country, or most autistic

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>>76177460

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And yet again the British public turn out to be based as fuck

>>76177472
Caralad offed himself months ago

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>>76177460
>you arrive in Preston

>>76177410

stupid kike whore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZgQylN_TKg

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>>76177460
you arrive in bolton (AD 2017)

>>76177493
There are no properties left empty by investors
Its a myth created by corbyn

*surreptiously googles "futuristic city"*
*peruses the results*
ah this'll do wonderfully
*saves as a jpg*
*posts you arrive in _____*
*sits back, sips on pint, chuffed at ones insurmountable wit*

>>76177579
Actually I uploaded the URL directly because I'm not a fucking dinosaur

https://youtu.be/pFwVkTMZdKY
PC's been hacked
people in the garden
fucks sake

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>>76177477
you just reminded me the only puerto rican who frequents this board

>>76177579
ah yes very interesting *goes and talks to someone else*

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>>76177410
>hannah witton

I'm fucking in love.

are british girls becoming thicc?

>>76177616
still saves to your cache. you don't think 4chan actually queries the url you put in there, right?

>>76177612
>>76177612
>>76177612
NEW

>>76177639
I clear my cache every 30 seconds because I'm autistic

>>76177528
filthy

>>76177493
Requisitioned by whom? "The Government?" I thought WE were the government. "We," including the owners of those properties.

Fucking retards. Yes, let's all put on uniforms and start calling ourselves "The Government" and take whatever the fuck we want from people. That's fair.

>>76177623
Do you want to become a state? Seems like its picking up steam in PR desu. Not that it'll happen with republican administration since they don't want to add on 2 more lefty senators

>>76177650
>290 posts in
Fuck right off.

>>76177410
christ I hate all three of these cunts

Tom especially

>>76177671
>Seems like its picking up steam in PR desu
it's been like this for a while. The majority here clearly wants statehood. However as you said it won't happen. I don't think it'll even really happen during a democrat administration sadly, for numerous reasons

>>76177663
The owners of the properties aren't British citizens, your argument is invalid

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>>76177650
FECK OFF NEW

>>76177774
It didn't say that in the image, and I doubt it said that in the questionnaire.

If they're foreign owned properties, then that's a diplomatic nightmare, AND contradicts the Magna Carta. So Corbyn's even dafter than I thought.

Ayy lmao

Oxonians are scum, prove me wrong