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Gay edition
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Im Gay
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anime
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what kind of fucking scum returns multiple items of clothing to tk maxx
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So excited for the trials and tribulations that are sure to ensue in this thread
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>99% of yanks can't recognise new zealand from the outline
HOWLING
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official "it's too hot" post
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>be gay
>claim to like men
>but only men who act like women
>and look like prepubescent boys

and they wonder why people call them mentally ill paedophiles. fucking lol.
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>>76174420
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>>76174420
Irishman can't count to 2
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just had sex with my waifu
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>>76174403
Do you like sucking dicks?
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*posts 1 picture of a japanese girl called susan amanatsu at the start of the thread*
*gets banned in 3 femtoseconds after pressing the post button*
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imagine being so americanised you call benders "fags"

disgusting behaviour
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It's recommended by doctors to masturbate at LEAST every 3 days.

"Use it or lose it" is a real thing, not just a catchy phrase
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turtle or phimo in?
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>>76174448
You ever see them try to claim that grown men molesting preteen boys doesn't mean that the men are gay? It's astounding.
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>>76174386
respectable edition desu
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>>76174472
delete this
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>>76174386
This picture is a *brit* gay

hahahahaha
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just want everyone to know that I have a bigger willy than all the other ones in the last thread
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>>76174185
apart from the intro theres nothing lo-fi about this, and its listed as trap not triphop unless you sent the wrong one
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>>76174485
i duno. you only get a bucket and a half.
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>>76174444
Thread theme
https://youtu.be/A7NapIkIiIk
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Mum found the cuckio meme
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Coffee consumption commenced
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>>76174485
Wonder how people would remember to masturbate if it wasn't for pornography.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zbi0XmGtMw
salad days
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>>76174532
enjoyed this publication
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>>76174516
Hate when the gays show up and start banging on about their massive willies and then they end up all being 6 inches or smaller. It's pathetic as fuck. But then so is being a gay, so I really should've expeted it.
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>>76174472
British Banter Corporation
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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1497237510830.webm

>/brit/ at the moment
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>>76174525
oh yeah, this is the triphop one https://soundcloud.com/worthlesspage/suicide-bemyall

they both sound like lo-fi trance to me, what would you label them? because i can't find any music that sounds similar
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while i am here i would like to learn about Wales

someone tell me about Wales
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>>76174559
>Hate when
fuck off yank
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number of fannies my knob has penetrated: 1 (one)
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why is saying "the gays" offensive but "gays" isn't
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I really want a gf (male)
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>>76174594
Just watch Twin Town.
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ah yes windows 10

explorer.exe isn't working and none of the online solutions are working either

currently doing everything via task manager
very inconvenient
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>>76174549
me in yellow doing the virgin sit
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>>76174596
what?
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I would like to kiss a cute boy
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uggh its so hot lads

*starts ripping off my own skin*

aahh mildly better
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>>76174613
works fine for me. try a fresh install you mongoloid luddite
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Mum just asked when I'm going to give her Grandkids, yeah Mum I'm a 24 year old shut in neet virgin, let's not get our hopes too high ahah
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>>76174621
British people say
"hate it when"
Yanks say
"hate when"

much like how yanks say "write me" instead of "write to me"

now take your proxy off, yank
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Getting contact lenses right now
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apparently johnny depp is going to glastonbury and will be staying in a tent like everyone else.
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business idea: 13 months in the year with 28 days each

new month shall be called "augcember"
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>>76174638
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SCREAMING

https://www.fb.com/Channel4/videos/10154409535762330/
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>>76174490
turtle in
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>>76174645
o ryt it was just some 'tism

no sweat lad, just say that next time and save us both some time
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And here we have a small selection of 'bugchasing' posts, a common homosexual past time
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>>76174634
don't know how I'd go about doing that if explorer.exe is broken
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Aisha is the Rachel Dolezal of Irish people.
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>>76174678
Bottom should be about bollocks
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>>76174675
save everyone the time spent reading your yank posts and just fuck off yank, really is simple as.
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say I were to travel to Wales and I wore a shirt with this image (or something similar) while going to visit old castles and such how would the Welsh treat me?
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>>76174699
kek someone send her this
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given the chance, would you nuke london?

i would just to kill thousands of pakis and normies
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>>76174669
kek
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>>76174704
>really is simple as
fuck off yank

British people say "It really is as simple as that."
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off to my wedding lads
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>>76174699
I AM 25% IRISH
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>>76174723
like the filthy yank nonce you are
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>>76174744
>when yanks try to banter
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>>76174746
It's still illegal to marry yourself even if you do weigh more than two people put together.
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>>76174746
me on the left
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>you arrive in Bruchsal
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>>76174744
and meerkats say "SIMPLES" haha remember that advert? SIMPLES
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Shan't be conversing with you sick animals until you acknowledge that you are in dire need of professional mental health treatments for your sexual deviance.

I sincerely hope your lord and savior has not abandoned you and would strongly encourage you deplorable homosexuals to seek help and make an honest effort to pray the gay away.
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>>76174671
good lad
you goin europe
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>>76174746
Lad on the left can't tell if he's getting bantered
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>>76174691
what is poz and neg?
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>>76174680
quite accurate

now post the one where it says 'go to the moon' 'cure diseases' 'invent everything' etc
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>>76174782
alri 'sheed calm down
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>>76174798
that's an extremely gay image
just look at it
very very very gay, that image
blimey
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>>76174756
are you Welsh? I recently watched a documentary on Caernarfon Castle and now I am interested in Wales
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>>76174766
Oh dear lads. Look at this yank not being able to handle the bantz. What a typical yank thing, not being able to handle bantz that is.

Fuck off yank.
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>>76174782
Couldn't help but read this in Ed's voice

>These gays are wrong at a time when negotiations are still going on.
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I BEEN WATCHING YOU, ESPECIALLY YOU, PRANCING LIKE A TIT. YOU WANT WORKING ON, BOY!
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>>76174810
i look just like him but with short hair
weird
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>>76174733
I would but she blocked me because I told her that white supremacists are anti-cultural appropriation when she was having one of her rants about white guys wearing dreads.

Which is ironic, as she constantly appropriates the culture of a country she has barely any affinity with.
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>>76174790
nah going Japan
maybe Europe next year
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>you arrive in blackpool
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>how do we convince everyone that we're normal and just like that?
>I've got it! Let's wear assless chaps, suck dildos in the streets and rape children! And use all of that as a source of pride!
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>>76174817
im Welsh
its a very interesting place, there are some really good castles there - Caernarfon is a great example, ive been there a few times

me + my family lived in an actual castle (or at least the only bit of it that wasn't ruined) when i was younger which was fucking incredible
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crushing on Delia Derbyshire lads
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who /blonde or pale brown patchy but fast growing facial hair/ here?
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>>76174699
>feel a strong connection .. even though I've never been to Ireland

yeah, my 200-mile long dick haha!
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this beer isn't going down that well

think I'll see how the next one pans out
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>>76174868
ah yes time for rorke's daily gay obsession post
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going for a cycle xxx
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Quit drinking 5 weeks ago. Missing pints badly, lads.
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>>76174824
>yank can't think of any insults so he just reuses the ones people have already thrown at him verbatim
fascinating how stupid they can get and still be capable of using a computer
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>>76174817
it's a bit crap
poor, no jobs, crap infrastructure, fat alcohol guzzling normies
t. Welsh
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big choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4CCCGYyn30
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>>76174593
they've both got the characteristic trap hat and claps, the first one had a sort of witch house mix and the second sound more ambient house. apparently its 'wave' music which has a lot of similar sounding stuff if you look on the soundcloud tag like this: https://soundcloud.com/klimeks/tokyo-train
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>>76174669
Are Lucy mentioned
>>76174797
Whether someone is infected with HIV
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>>76174853
glad i don't have a phimosis smegma yam peen
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>poms complaining about 25 degrees

don't know what you're on about poms, that's top comfy temp right there, man up boys
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>>76174900
>600 posts of benders screaming LOOK AT ME I'M A BENDER
>one person points out that they're clearly not normal
>"OMG OBSESSED MUCH"
Hello mentall ill bender.
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>>76174902
oh my goodness gracious
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>>76174912
why did you wait til the summer of all times to quit? thats like quitting chocolate a week before christmas
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>>76174860
you look like a gook
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>>76174902
tiny trip is that you?
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http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/take-look-inside-newest-biggest-13199953
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>>76174947
fascinating how quickly so called white australians are adapting to their roasting climate, you lot will be black as pitch in a few centuries
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love pints, me
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south london looks fucking grim lads
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>>76174935
phwoooaaarrrr
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>>76174913
This yank is absolutely FUMING about being called out on his yankdom. Look at how hard he takes banter. He cannot fathom bantz. Imagine having to live your life as a yank, like this poster here. Watch how angered he'll become with his next reply to me lads. It'll be dripping in grease.
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>>76174948
'sheed
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>>76174983
same. HATE poofs who dont.

*sips away*
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>>76174947
>he says in his air conditioned home
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>>76174971
me in the comments
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hate: the french

love: the spanish and portugese

simple as
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>>76174947
proof aussies aren't white
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Why don't all online delivery sites have a tracking system like Dominos?
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>>76174996
>the yank keeps replying
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>>76174999
Believe it or not, it's possible to hate pakis and benders. You're both as mentally ill as each other.
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>>76175043
It's 28 here, I assure you I'm hotter than your chart suggests
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gays not welcome
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>>76174933
hmmmm okay thanks i'll look into it more
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>>76175055
Rorke's forgotten to take his pills.
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>>76174870
thats very cool

Wales also has some mountains which is neat

I wish I could see castles here but we don't have them obviously

I have seen castles in Ireland, France, and Sweden but I have not had a chance to see them in the UK yet

>>76174928
sounds like here
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>>76174961
*leaves you somewhere and forgets about you*
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>>76175050
See? Look at how angry he is. Look how he's resorted to desperately trying to get the last word with an attempt at reverse psychology.

this yank is RAGING
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>>76175045
dominos tracking system is a placebo
it doesnt actually do anything, its just on a timer
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>>76175055
'orke
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>>76175043
le sweaty towel man needs to move down over bateman
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>>76175025
Nobody puts the AC on at 25 my dude lmao

Maybe when a big 40 rolls in or high 30s
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What are they putting in the water over that there are so many warped poofters?
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hope you lads aren't actually just going to mock the dead people in those burnt out flats and their relatives' calls for an investigation and prosecution of those responsible just cause a lot of them were 'sheeds/nigs ...
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>>76174992
rare footage coming in from kensington
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Can't stop fucking drinking
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>>76175091
>he's still trying
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Fly me to the moon
And let me play among the stars
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*sends in a fabregasesque cross*
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>>76175085
>the mentally ill person tries to tell the normal person he needs to take medication for being normal
Yup, that's a gay alright.

Reminder: At least 1 in every 2 benders you meet has already molested a child.
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>>76174746
would she be upset if I said Fuck fat people?
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>>76175096
lies
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got called a bent twat in Waterstones
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pipe heat to the moon
and let me warm up all the stars
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>>76175135
>I said it, therefore it's true!
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@76175128
Look at this yank go. He is SQUEALING in rage.

FOY
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>>76175131
Let me see what spring is like
On Jupiter and Mars
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>>76175135
Rorke's on the ropes.
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Why do black Americans get covered in little black spots all over their faces when they get old?
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*smashes rasheed's head in*
*garrotes rorke until my fingers bleed*
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*wilsheresque first touch back heel to free forward*
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>>76175005
cin, cin!
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>>76175161
>>76175186
Notice this. Notice how defensive the gays get when you point out their noncery. Reminds me of Goebbel's comment about Jews.
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>>76175188
alri fellow rad' cen'
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*jousts at you*
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Hmm
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"ah yes... london"
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How do you initiate sex? Let's say you found a girl you like and she likes you back. Do you just ask her if she wants to have sex?
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>>76175086
>sounds like here
do you live in the south or the rust belt?
i imagine states like Michigan or Ohio are quite similar to wales
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all I want in life's a little bit of love to take the pain away
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>>76175119
fucking idiots then aren't you

we don't all have swimming pools like you
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>>76175216
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>>76175096
I doubt that. But even if it was a placebo, the point is I would like some sort of indiction of the progress of my food.
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Ow fuck

I'm sunburnt on the one place I missed with the sun cream
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>>76175207
>tfw you still have no chance, even with her possibly skewed standards
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ketamine really creeps up on you

I'll just have a key, hmm not feeling anything better have another

*2 minutes later*

hmmm this is odd I appear to have left my body
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>>76175207
would
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1000g of fentanyl up the shitter

see you on the other side lads
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>Notice this. Notice how defensive the gays get when you point out their noncery. Reminds me of Goebbel's comment about Jews.
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>>76175216
How many more times are you going to post this you boring paki cunt?
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I reckon someone ought to be necked for this disaster of a thread.
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you arrive in Kensington
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*calls in an airstrike on your bollocks*
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>>76175216
aim in love witht the shake of poo
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Fucking hell lads what is wrong with women in shops, everything takes fucking ages.

I was in a car shop earlier and it was absolutely packed with women looking at every single fucking card and reading all the shit in them. Then they get to the till and have a little gab with the woman serving and fumble with their purse for a minute.

Christ.
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@76175168
>look up post
>goes to a YouTube comments tier chain of 12-year-olds hurling insults at each other
shan't
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>>76175229
love these cute Apus
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>>76175284
fuck off commie
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Did coming to 4chan make you hate women or did you already hate women?
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>>76175200
starting to think this is all projection and you're actually a raging nonce
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who is your favourite BBC reporter
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>>76175284
Bit to far left to be a Radical Centrist
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>>76175295
those webbed fingers are really unsettling
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>>76175209
Ask her for a drink
Take her back for a film
Start making out
Have sex
Find out she's pregnant
Shit the bed
Worry for months
Hear she's died in a car crash
Be very confused
Realise she was the one and you turned your back on her because of the pregnancy
Realise you could've have saved her
Swing from the rafters realising that life isn't worth it anymore
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EXCLUSIVE: POLICE AND PROTESTERS CLASH OUTSIDE KENSINGTON COUNCIL BUILDING
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>>76175208
>that was once a comfy city with families and telly and pints and lads
>the people that caused its destruction are now flooding europe
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>>76175317
Laura Kuenssberg
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>>76175247
>possibly skewed standards
Don't get your hopes up, she looks pretty all right, so chads only.
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>>76175284
Fuck off Corbyn
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>>76175306
love me mum
love kind girls
love pints
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>>76175295
me too
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>>76175213
the South
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>>76175315
>projection
The pseudo-intellectual's "no u!"

A true concession of defeat if ever one existed.
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>>76175317
That Pienaar bloke is pretty good
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>>76175328
LOL. A legitimately good and funny post.
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>>76175339
This is true tbqh, any girl who isn't a complete hog thinks they deserve an above average bloke.
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watching an episode of outnumbered
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>>76175336
this Tbh
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>So it says here that you're older than 25, but not on the property ladder yet, care to explain how you fucked up your life so badly?
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>>76175306
Never hated women, still don't. Just don't get along with them, simple as.
>>
>>76175354
Yeah you're definitely a nonce, bet you're starting to sweat now, like when you're near a playground, except this time it's fear, not excited arousal.
>>
>>76175306
I love women more than ever. I just know now that they're universally stupid.
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*shakes can*
TSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>76175382
Glass houses Aussie, glass houses.
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>>76175284
Alri Stalin?
>>
>unironically using the phrase "property ladder"
>>
>>76175382
love pints
simple as
;_;
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>BBC news reporter interviewing one of the protesters
>an art graduate

Opinion immediately discarded
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You know its funny... some of us will never ever find true love
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>>76175382
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>>76175317
Sarah Smith
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>>76175382
But I am and it was one of the worst decisions I ever made.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQWmjMWxAaY
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>>76175350
already have that apu
>>76175382
british housing market is fucked m8
>>
so lo-fi trance doesn't really exist
>>
it is uncomfortably hot
>>
>>76175456
These people should lie and say they're engineering graduates or something, once they say art graduate people just don't give a fuck what they have to say.
>>
>>76175382
there's a hostelry in town that consumes all of my disposable income
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I know I look attractive to women, even get approached sometimes

Problem is they clock on in a matter of seconds that I'm a simpering weakling beta and they instantly get turned off. All my encounters end with super polite friendzoning, without exception

Is there a fix for this or am I fucked?
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>>76175497
sorry :(
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>anon. anon. i've been vigorously flicking my bean tonight, the bed is covered in fanny batter and stinks like a whitby fish shop. sorry
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>>76175509
It's almost 90 here. Gonna chill inside.
>>
already tired of summer
TOO FUCKING HOT
>>
Haven't read a single publication itt thus far
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selfie
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>>76175560
>stinks like a whitby fish shop.
exceptional use of the language of publications
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The reason why rorkes feel like they are the new counter culture is because they refuse to accept the fact that public conciousness is being shifted towards the collective rather than the archaic idea of the 'individual' and the 'self'
>>
>>76175580
You should go to art college x
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>>76175531
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post indian/half indian women
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>too warm to properly sleep
>open windows for air
>cunting birds start screeching from about 4am
>>
walked 10km on pokemon go today x
>>
>>76175551
Nah mate you just need some confidence.

Just know that when women say confidence they mean act like a loud, outgoing, bullying, attention seeking twat.
>>
>>76175500
try dream trance
>>
anyone here ever listen to mark maron's podcast?

apparently its the most popular one around (never even heard of the guy until a year ago) but I never see anyone ever talk about it like they do with rogan

fucking obama was on it once apparently
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>>76175648
that still exists?
>>
>>76175673
I only listen to Joe rogan
>>
>>76175673
I only listened to the Obama episode and the episode after the Obama one, he comes across as a phoney.
>>
>>76175673
love obama, what a class act, very intelligent and thoughtful
>>
>>76175207
Good lass tbqh.
>>
Huh, you don't have a PlayStation yet, anon?
*turns away from you to talk to the cool kids*

Have you got the new PlayStation 2, anon?
Oh, your parents can't afford to get you one? that's a bit gay huh
*turns away from you to talk to the cool kids*

Hey anon, have you got a PS3? They're pretty cool. Oh, yeah, your parents...
*awkward silence*
*turns away from you to talk to the cool kids*

Hey anon you don't have an iPhone? haha you're really missing out
*turns away from you to talk to the cool kids*
>>
*just keeps loudly screeching and will not shut up even when viciously hit*
>>
>>76175622
how can you be indian and half indian fucking moran that's 150% indian
>>
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>>76175555
it's ok
nice quads
>>
>>76175580
>tfw no simple, quiet life as a puddle
>watching the clouds go by with no worries or obligations until I eventually evaporate into oblivion to join the other collective puddles as a great floating pillow in the sky

Never thought I'd want to be a puddle before
>>
>>76175673
I listened to one or two, with guests I liked. Maron isn't very funny but from what I heard, he's a decent host.
>>
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NEED a North Dakota/Minnesota gf

such a cute accent
>>
>>76175565
it was 97 yesterday over here
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>Londoners cowering in fear from fireworks

Absolute fucking state of the capital. Wouldn't believe this is the same race of people who endured the Blitz
>>
We have a 30 year old son back at home. He had a girlfriend and an apartment and was going to a good school. The tuition became too much for him so he took a semester of to work full time. The problem arose when his girlfriend broke up with him. He became withdrawn and depressed. (He is already really shy and quiet) He moved back home,, works full time at a warehouse, and has no plans to return to school and complete his degree. He is now struggling to pay off his student loans which have become due. He goes to work or stays at home every day. He reads voraciously and has no TV in his room. He is super helpful and clean around the house. He is extremely quiet. He does not have many, (any ?), friends. We want to help him, but don't know what to do.
>>
love obama
love hillary
hate erdogan
>>
The thing with May is that she's intelligent, experienced, and pragmatic but has absolutely fuck all in terms of people skills. Literally the Hilary Clinton of British politics
>>
>>76175741
>his girlfriend
FONT
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>>76175732
>image.jpg
'ck off
>>
>>76175737
It isn't, the people that endured the Blitz moved to essex
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>>76175622
THIRRRRRRTEEEEEEN
>>
>>76175737
Fireworks can no longer be part and parcel of living in a major city.
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love canals
hate pakis
simple as
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business idea: pineapple teriyaki turkey burger
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>>76175565
>>76175729

>almost boiling

cripes


oh wait you're yankoids haha


FOY
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>>76175754
>she's intelligent, experienced, and pragmatic
>>
>>76175754
Nah she's just a Nasty Woman.
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>>76175737
PART AND PARCEL
A
R
T

AND

P
A
R
C
E
L
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>>76175741
>gf

Ah yes let me feel sorry for him. Oh wait never mind.
>>
>>76175803
Fuck off back to leftypol
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>>76175791
watergays
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You arrive in Birmingham, the English Venice
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>>76175776
what
>>
Spartan parcel
>>
>>76175622
>>>/s/17517389
>>
>>76175823
the woman is the antithesis of pragmatic
>>
>>76175754
She wants to make a big database of my porn viewing she can fuck off lad.
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>>76175823
>>
calling an unnecessary election is as pragmatic as it gets idiots
>>
>>76175845
from Rome
>>
>>76175838
as if you've had the fucking FRONT to nick my image and change the wording to Birmingham

you're a disgrace
>>
>>76175845
FORMATION
>>
>>76175845
maybe rick and morty is more your speed sonny jim x
>>
>>76175397
wew, talk about projection

state of this post
>>
>>76175896
I also borrowed the beer from your fridge. And by borrowed I mean took and don't intend to give back.
>>
May's popularity has gone as low as what Corbyns used to be

She absolutely fucked it lmao
>>
>>76175895
ah right
haven't watched that
>>
no reddit I don't want to download your app haha
>>
Love big bums
Love big girls
Simple as
>>
NEW

>>76175943
>>76175943
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJLY9Gj1zK4
LIKE A PrOStItUtE
>>
>>76175934
>>76175934
>>76175934
New Thread.
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>>76175930
'ate how they put that massive button that takes you to the app store right in the middle while the dinky little 'no thanks' is tucked away in a corner aha
>>
Picked up a nice bottle of Pinot Gris for the old man and a cold bottle for me haha...not sure why I did that, £20 a bottle
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>>76175560
a wordsmith
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