/dixie/ - Southern US & Friends

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First for Huey Long

Finally back home buds

>>76176332
Welcome back

Conway stop being so gay

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/acadiana/

>>76176386
yes

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nth for communism

the fuck is a queer

>>76176781
Trannies who think they're something other than a guy or a grill

>>76176817
Colectivist individualism was a mistake

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>>76176386
I appreciate the consistency of your posts, Pierre.

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>>76176723
THE JUCHE IDEAL

>>76176817
like that one video of the bald asian guy who looks like an aylium?

>>76177080
I can't wait to move out of this shithole and get a condo in pyongyang.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RlgyQ9EDCQ

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>>76177352
>Norks aren't even entitled to one(1) cup of snow a day

>be a united statesian
>be a former republican candidate for oregon
>wake up
>hear a bird outside
>it's not tuesday
>open the door-flap to my government subsidized tent
>check the ol' wrist-sundial
>half past 7
>walk to the communal snow pile, almost tripping on a man awaiting heroin
>the guard eyes me suspiciously
>"the time for snow allotment was six and a half hours ago"
>apologize profusely and bribe him with a share of my snow allowance
>all the clean snow is gone
>pack some discolored snow into my paper cup
>walk back to my tent to make coffee
all in all, a good day

Are there any cultural tics/values that separate the South or certain Southern states (Texas, Virginia, Alabama, Florida, etc) from the rest of the US?

>>76177352
>this man awakes heroin
>the trees will be eaten by tuesday
>they are yummy
Haha memes

>>76179052
Yes
Texas is superior in everything, for example

>>76174072
San Antonio here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvgThaKmkk8

>>76179052
We're better than them

>C#%tw*y
>relevant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YZ2JmMUUg8

>>76179052
I don't know if Southerners consider Florida a Southern state; I think it's its own thing. The South in general though is different from the rest of the US. Life is slower and people are warmer.

>>76179183
How's it going bud?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7wZMaJtIf0

Murphy is the worst part of Narcos

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Is this accurate /dixie/?

https://youtu.be/xHht8480cEo?t=5m57s

>>76180994
commies cannot be real southerners

>>76181063
Commies aren't people anyway

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/baathism/

>>76180994
he's a preist so maybe he's the most conservative type of commie but since southerners hate catholics that's probly worse (or at least where I live)

>>76182643
>since southerners hate catholics
Something like 8% of my state is Catholic, people stopped caring several decades ago

>>76174072
it happens overnight with most generals you /cum/ babbies

>>76184026
But /dixie/ has been fine for a while

This man is Gavuroğlu Lee Efendi.
Renowned janissary, vizier of the sultan and supporter of the young turks movement

>>76184369
>no pic
I always knew that Turkish history was bullshit

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Shit forgot pic

>>76184410
I was gonna put a fez on him but eh.
Cant be bothered

>>76182764
as it increasingly becomes associated with CHIs it will likely start again eventually

>finally buried the ol' WRT54G
route in peace little bud

New video buds

https://youtu.be/SjK2XlNE39Q

Reminder that black women whom are 10/10s usually prefer white men.

(Dey still ours ;))

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You ARE learning a foreign language, right /dixie/? No one should be monolingual.

>>76176386
Hey that's me. I don't like it here

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>>76188686
top the line post

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>>76188686

Reminder that 10/10 black women are almost always half white anyway

>>76188734
sometimes I read /deutsch/ but then I realize I don't really like Germans that much

>>76188734
Trying to learn French

>>76188471
exceptional post

>>76186220
Repubs should be a little more inclusive to mexicans. The fastest growing minority is also the most socially conservative one.

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>social conservatism

>>76188935
>Repubs should be a little more inclusive to mexicans
Dubya got 45% of the Hispanic vote in 2000. I know that Cubans aren't the only ones who vote Repoopican so it's not as bad as it seems

The answer, as always, is to nuke the cities

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>social liberalism

>>76189039
That is in 2000, more of the Hispanic vote has gone to the Democrats lately (of course that may just be due to Trump saying stupid alienating shit)

>that may just be due to Trump saying stupid alienating shit
>more Hispanics voted for Drumpf than for Romney
What did (((they))) mean by this

>>76189039
Right, Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio are both Cuban, and Chris Christie sort of looks like a Mexican woman. They need to tone down the immigration rhetoric in the next election and ramp up the bible-thumping (at least 50% more).

>>76189617
>wanting to go back to the Dubya era GOP
"no"

>>76189733
You don't have to, you just use the biblethumper as a foil to the moderate candidate. That's Rick Santorum's function in a nutshell. He gets the pentecostal fundies fired up and it doesn't matter that he isn't nominated, as long as the moderate candidate doesn't directly contradict his political message.

>>76188734
Do you speak cadien?

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my descendent :)

>state flower
Bit gay

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>>76190133

>>76190170
>>76190170
Ours is the apple blossom

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these are fun

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>>76190374
At least isn't a fucking cherry blossom

We aren't fucking weebshits

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>>76190254
>apple blossom
sounds like a euphemism for losing ones anal virginity.

Ours is probably the red rose, but im not sure if its legal or not

>>76190183
I am sorry for the behaviour of my distant compatriots, anon.

FUCK the m*narchists

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>>76190397
I'll have you know that Virginia's official flower is the very masculine flowering dogwood, which sounds like a euphemism for an erect penis but is also a pretty boring looking flower.

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>>76190413
>sounds like a euphemism for losing ones anal virginity

Stop being so gay arkansas

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>>76190649
i don't want to lol

Your grandpap is ashamed of you for posting those oriental drawings again.
He didnt fought for this dangnabbit

>>76190724
>He didnt fought for this dangnabbit
He fought because he hated Japshits desu

He wound up being a mechanic in France because niggers threatened to kill him for shooting a prisoner that tried to run

>>76190787
>niggers threatened him
should have shot them aswell TBQH

>I could buy a house for the amount of money it takes me to rent an apartment
Makes me think

>>76190820
He would have. Superiors shipped him out before he could do anything

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>I could buy ur mum for the amount of money it takes me to go to g*rmany instead
HMMMM

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>>76190724
there are worse things to post

pic related (me irl)

>>76190902
wtf my mom's a crack whore????

>>76190530
NC as well. If I remember correctly we share some other state stuff.

Tinder tricked me with a lowkey tranny again buds. Someday I'll learn to read the bio before I swipe.

Major breach of trust. Settings clearly specify I'm only looking for females. Fuck off with that bullshit.

>>76190991
well technically

>>76190856
My granddad was a street urchin that was born in safranbolu,the absolute madman literally ran away from his home at 10, traveled to istanbul, somehow seduced my grandma and married her,had a child, then left one day to buy cigars and returned 10-12 years afterwards.
He died very young thankfully.

>>76190924
dang those pizza's look nice tho

>>76190991
Its female if the penis is feminine enough

>>76190991
Umm, trans* girls are female sweaty :))))))

>>76191023
technically nothing dude

if it was born with a penis and XY chromosomes I'm not interested

>>76191061
>left one day to buy cigars and returned 10-12 years afterwards
Yeah, lines at the tobacco stores are a bitch

>>76191098
It was exactly the same as what happened with my dad tbqh.
I wish death could take him as fast as it took his fathers.

>>76190991
I don't see the problem bud
also, why do you not read the bio

>>76191061
yeah you could say she's a meatlover if you understand my innuendo

>>76191237
>yeah you could say she's a meatlover if you understand my innuendo
Could you be more specific?

>>76191237
>she's a meatlover
Thats weird, i would have tought you would be a vegetable kind of guy

>>76191305
after consideration, this joke really isnt that funny in english.

>>76174072
Hey dixie wanna come hang out with me by the ol hanging tree

yeah...im puttig up..ahh..a..tire swing...

>puttig
>j*nkees in charge of speaking their own language

>>76191270
you could say she likes a good porking
you could say she's always looking for a stud
you could say she's a fan of bockwurst if bockwurst were one letter removed and a euphemism for my penis

>>76191495
sure bud

>>76191544
Can you clarify your statement at all? I'm still not getting it

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>>76191343
don't worry bud, i got the joke

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>>76191566
I think he is trying to say he has a sausage dick

>>76191597
That's just silly

>>76191566
she's got more cushion for the pushin

>>76191597
not as delicious unfortunately

>>76191705
>not as delicious unfortunately
well...

>>76191726
you southerners will eat anything glazed in honey bbq sauce

>>76191767
>honey bbq sauce
Fuck no

>>76191767
I think that might be slightly dangerous

>>76191793
there are more dangerous things in dixie, like meth labs and self-inflicted gunshot wounds

>>76191846
sounds just like home tbqh

>>76191846
My parents are neighbors with a meth cook

>>76191885
>7 flags
Arkansans are the most powerful posters in the world

>>76191885
they're trickling into PA as well

coincidentally, lots of gay people use meth

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>>76191986

>>76192044
gay people are degenerates in every sense

their clubs are huge hubs for drug trafficking

like, moreso than a college campus

>>76192044
This one is alright tho, he gives us squash and shit

>>76192074
Yeah, everyone knows about popppers, but meth is newer and will kill you quick(er)

http://drugabuse.com/7-shocking-facts-about-meth-in-the-gay-community/

>>76192180
That's cool, he sounds like a nice person apart from the meth thing

>>76192044
>coincidentally, lots of gay people use meth
I've heard about that. They call it 'tina' and put up ads looking to hook up with someone for 'PnP' ( = 'party and play'). Sometimes they'll also randomly capitalize the letter T ('parTy') so they can find people to do meth with without tripping word filters or whatever.
…I know too much about this shit.

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>>76192620
its time to get out of california

its influencing you

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>tfw not as degenerate as I could have turned out to be
>all because I'm too autistic to go out to parties

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>>76192738
apparently a gay guy i knew from parties a few years back has gone full tranny

hes a fat motherfucker so it sounds horrifying

>>76192738
Meh, today's parties aren't for everyone. I don't understand how I'm supposed to enjoy getting drunk off bottom-shelf liquor to shitty music blasted at levels that'll damage your ears. Some folks don't understand how I _can't_ enjoy it. Whatever floats yer boat.

The only acceptable parties are the ones you see in period films.

The only acceptable parties are the Libertarian and Constitution parties

>>76193333
>quads
well its official then

>>76192884
how do you not enjoy this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VjOIlb57sk while drinking fleischmann brand whiskey out of a paper cup

>>76193415
Fuck I hate Bassnectar

A nigger used to play that all the fucking time in band

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>london apt building fire was started by some fridge fucking up on like the 6th floor
>guy that lived there was ethiopian
>the second he saw the smoke he just packed his bags and left and hes fine

>>76193415
Like this.
[face of non-enjoyment]

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>>76193415
>when the beat drops and its a loud cowbell in an echo chamber

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>>76192045

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>>76193868
>hymen penalty

whats the context here

>>76193868
Looks like what happens sometimes when you use the Google Translate instant translation thing. I've pointed it at the text in other languages on the back of, like, shampoo and shit, it's funny sometimes.

>>76193868
yeah, it's sonic piss
i would rather listen to my firstborn's death rattle (which is coincidentally the opening track of the fast and furious 9 OST)

>>76193911
the grill you're posting is a wolf and wolves go awoo

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>>76193982
i know

i have more dixie wolfgirls

but what is a hymen penalty

>>76194008
i think it's implying that you'll lose your hymen if you awoo
it's some lewd weeb shit, don't overthink it

>tfw no qt Japs here
why live

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>>76193948

oh yeah translate is fun to fuck with

>This is your translation pair looks like this sometimes happens when using Google Translate. I laugh when another color, such as shampoo Shit understanding of the text to another language.

>>76194053
oh

ok

sonic piss is a good band name

>>76174072
the south were the bad guys

>>76194148
did you make these?
where do you find them?

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>>76194210
nah

im always on the hunt for rare dixie memes

ive got 250+ pics in my /dixie/ folder

>>76194273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6Ex2rVOUWs

>>76194402
>national embarassment
>almost all of the deaths are caused by blacks shooting blacks
Ban blacks tbqh

https://youtu.be/VSFnmM12LOQ

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>someday

https://www.constitutionparty.com/assets/2016-2010_National_Platform.pdf
Me haha

>tfw you will never be an ancient military commander traveling across the plains with your army
>you will never bring captured native women to your tent and run huge trains
>ywn command a large army of devoted soldiers as you make the ancient world your playground
why even live

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>>76194803
that is unironically my fetish

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>>76194699
>someday

>>76194730
These concepts constitute your convictions as a constituent of the constitution party?

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>>76195054
>Iran
Yes!

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>>76179052
BBQ

>>76195164
not even the ayatollah in his infinite wisdom could save the q-313

According to Flight Global, unnamed Israeli experts say the "indigenous fighter jet" Iran presented on 2 February is nothing more than a "very sleek plastic model". Further, the canopy appears to be constructed of "basic plastic," the air intakes are unusually small, and "The whole impression is of some plastic parts pasted to an old flying platform." One expert says the cockpit and ejection seat seem real, but the Qaher-313 displayed seemed too small to be a capable fighter. A photo of the cockpit shows a simple glass cockpit design using civilian avionics from Dynon Avionics and Garmin which are normally found on much less sophisticated general aviation aircraft. The markings on the backup airspeed indicator in this photo seem unrealistic, suggesting a stall speed in landing configuration of merely 70 knots and a never exceed speed of about 260 knots; values more likely to be found on a small turboprop aircraft.[26] Video footage showing the plane airborne could have been a radio-controlled model aircraft. Poor-quality footage posted on the internet provided no sense of scale for the platform being flown, and also failed to show its take-off or landing. Its stealth claims have also been called into question, having no visible weapons carrying capability, either internally or externally.[27][28] Iran has stated that the videos are of small radio controlled jet and propeller models and not the full size airplane. Furthermore the animation provided by the designers shows two internal weapons bay under the wings.[9]

>>76195120
Yes

>>76195372
ok conway

>>76195387
What?

>>76175158
this pic is awesome.

>>76195393
nothing
i just wanted to add another word with con-

>>76195407
Oh

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>>76179497
florida is not a southern state.
floridians are their own thing. not sayng its a good thing, either.

>>76194699
omg

>>76189968
i never learned french as a child, wish i had tbqh

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The heroes we needed but didn't deserve.

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Officially Macca's birthday

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>>76195239
Israel can mock Iran now but we'll jut see who is laughing when they start making that U-235

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>>76196124
added one more

>>76196837
what's the current status of the iranian nuclear program?

Love Iran
Hate Israel
Simple as that

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Not a fan of this meme

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Love Israeli occupations
Hate Palishits
Simple as

Love Indo-Europeans
Hate Semites
Simple as

Love Anglo-Iberians
Hate Germanics
Simple as

>>76197214
Honestly want to know if they think that blacks still live in North Africa or if they think that the Arabs drove them out

Love to see them try to bullshit their way into saying that whitey did it

Love homosapiens
Hate heterosapiens
Simple as

>>76197316
Here you go bud
http://www.panafricanalliance.com/hannibal/

>The city-state of Carthage was founded on the North African coast in 814 BC by a mixed population of the survivors of the Saharan ecological collapse and the Nubians (meaning the people of Carthage were Black as hell). Anthropologists argue that the people of Carthage were actually Phonecians, but genetic evidence suggests otherwise. The Carthaginians were no more Phonecian than the Ancient Egyptians were Arab.

Reminder that they've used EVE and WoW in economic research studies

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I was surprised whoever wrote this article didn't mention Scipio Africanus. His name literally means Scipio the African.

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>>76197515
>Who lives in North America? Native Americans ofc

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>>76197533
Case closed