/brit/

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/balt/

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>/balt/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZDitYEk7eA

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whoops :^)

I am here

memes aside the NHS should probably be privatised

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what do you guys think about casual sex?

i quite enjoy it in moderation but someone on /tv/ says its causing the downfall of civilisation
opinions?

>>76172411
Fuck off tory twat

The entire British army can sit inside Wembley stadium

hate the sun because all the normies are out and it hurts my eyes aha

>>76172393
paul JUSTseph watson

>>76172403
those videos are so tragic

>>76172430
Sad!

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>>76172421
>someone on /tv/ says its causing the downfall of civilisation

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>memes aside the NHS should probably be privatised

>>76172421
it is
not a papist at all but i genuinely believe contraception began the destruction of the west

Thoughts on this essay?

https://davidmyatt.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/dwm-rejecting-extremism-v3.pdf

Reflections on extremism from a British ex-neonazi, ex-jihadist Muslim.

>>76172430
Lazy cunts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G781hTzh4AY

>>76172430
frankly think they should be out there fighting terrorists but that''s just me.

Sat outside

>>76172473
disgusting

Murdoch Murdoch is funnier than anything on tele desu senpai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J67AodOb1e4

>>76172487
Pics

>>76172473
You couldn't pay me to touch either of em

may may go

can't be normal

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>>76172468
>a British ex-neonazi, ex-jihadist Muslim

>>76172468
>57 pages

will definitely be reading this

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You lads going out on the lash tonight?

this sunday will be the last time I'll have to set my alarm clock for a monday morning before a 3 month holiday

have fun wageys ;) xxx

won't be normal

business idea: pick a random post and tell them to fuck off.

twat pheasant outside wont shut the fuck up

Memes must go

>>76172532
yeah...lashing my knob

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x

>>76172532
did last night got a terrible hangover today

>>76172518
*gives you the secret kekistan handshake*

welcome to the fold, fellow 'pede

lot of pent up anger

might do an ol' kick the dog

>>76172550
fuck off

>>76172575
What happened?

https://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-06-16/may-is-living-the-weak-unstable-brexit-nightmare-she-warned-of

>May Is Living Brexit Nightmare She Warned Of

> It is barely a fortnight since Theresa May warned that Britain might head into Brexit negotiations with “a weak and unstable prime minister.” It’s happening. It’s her.

oops haha

>>76172475
>open thumbnail
>black lives matter sign
shan't, as you say

>>76172600
got a terrible hangover

>>76172573
OwO

Fuck lads I started squeezing a red spot a mere 2 hours before my date tonight, I couldn't help it. I fucking fucked it

>>76172623
Oof

>>76172415
It's plain, but I'll be blending it with frozen fruit and juice to make delicious ice cold smoothies. For each 100g of yoghurt, I'm actually having a 500ml drink.

So that's 5 litres of smoothie. Actually, sounds quite possible over 5 days. Will have to get more juice though.

>You must wait 4 minutes 27 seconds before posting a duplicate reply.
Shan't

>>76172573
m-more

>>76172573
more x

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>black lives matter

>>76172593
nice one mate, I managed to lob mine straight in the compost bin the other week

he was making such a racket and the neighbour had a go, but some boiling water quickly sorted out the issue

really need to get another one but the local kennel is starting to get suspicious

Trimmed me leg hair today

>>76172600
they were knocking a bar down for an extension so it was very cheap drunks for the last night
Got leathered and couldn't even get into a club afterwards ahah

*sqeuaks sqeuakingly*

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>>black lives matter

going to do the washing up and have a beer methinks

>>76172648
delicious desu

>>76172635
How big

No direction, No hope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fowu72-dKvM

alcoholism or antidepressants

hmmmm

*burns your flat down resoectfully*

>>76172655
>>76172660
disgusting benders

Going to have some cider

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>>76172626
>>76172655
>>76172660
what do u want me to do x

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blended 2 peaches and a mango and put lime juice and gin in it

>>76172679
Bizarre post
Wonder what were you thinking going this out

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>internet enemy of islam.jpg

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>internet enemy of islam.jpg

Imagine if it turns out the tower block was burnt down by an Islamist extremist

Will the protestors go home and be silent?

>>76172403
Yeah, these are cringe as fuck...

Some omega cuck /pol/ runt behind these

>>76172776
it would still be the tories fault

Not sure if I want to publish this post, but here goes

Business idea: call posts "publications"

>>76172332
'oing a 'oo

petition to word filter "islam" to cult of mahound

>>76172719
Nobody said smoothies are healthy. But they're definitely healthier than pints, which is what I would've had back when I was drinking.

>>76172808
good publication

>>76172752
BUMS AGAINST THE WALL LADS THERE'S A POOF IN TOWN

>>76172746
I want you to get your cock out for us.

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Barbra Pavlin

fuck off breederpol discord

>>76172828
Cheers mate, means a lot x

petition to word filter "gonna" to finna

>>76172752
Ponce

>>76172844
ugly fish-faced munter

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An impossibly tall and muscular Arab just skateboarded past me without a shirt on in Notting Hill

my hearts gone all fluttery

>>76172852
Bit gay

>>76172808
>what do you do for a living?
>i'm in internet publishing
I like it.

>>76172865
who do you think is good looking then

>>76172852
p l y m o u t h
l
y
m
o
u
t
h

>>76172776
extremists are born of racism and a tory government perpetuates said racism

>>76172887
you x

girl looked at me today and a bit of poo came out

What happened to the lad that was rearranging his living room?

>>76172887
my model gf obvs

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>>76172865

x

>>76172852
its so difficult to decipher these images

is it me or is your cock riduculously thick? like, breadth-of-my-arm thick?

>>76172906
Still here. Moved onto worrying about somothies now.

>>76172866
I bet he noticed you too ;^)

>>76172812
Stellar post

>>76172906
He rearranged his living room

>>76172828
>>>76172812 #
>good publication

thx la, thought of it meself xx

>>76172938
>somothies
By which I mean smoothies.

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>>76172403
Sinead mentioned

>>76172906
he died

*just goes mental pissing and shitting everywhere*

>>76172963
Oi

>>76172942
cheers la xx

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Let me have a go

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>breadth

>>76172866
bit gay

Quite like wearing jeans in the sun
Legs are nice and toasty

>>76172938
>>76172948
>>76172962
Wow gay

>>76172852
more

bums

>>76173013
Good post

this is the gayest brit thread for a while

Publishing a post

starting to see the "love x, hate y, simple as" meme bleed into other boards

>>76172963
sigh, I'll get a cloth
*leaves the room*

is it real gay hours on /brit/?

dont like all this ironic gayposting tbqh

>>76172990
get it out x

Love gays i do

>>76173039
all me la

>>76173028
*publication

>>76173039
Where

*shoves a ferret down my trousers*

haha look at me lads I'm from yorkshire aren't I quirky??????

I DEMAND a race war


jk it's too hot just want a cold kopperburg

>>76173091
s-stop with the teasing and show me your cock

>>76173082
shite post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfeEu_3cwhU

Listening: Fishmans
Drinking: Thornbridge
Posting: gimmicks

>>76173092
Is that a ferret or are you just happy to see me

>>76173028
thanks
your praise means a lot to me

Plan of Action to Do the Dishes:

do a wee
get clothes ready for after a bath
get in the bath
get clean
get dressed
get back on computer
see if there are any new podcast episodes
if so, get them on the mp3 player
listen to mp3 player while doing the dishes

>>76173121
cheeky x

>>76173086
/tv/

>>76173121
I want to cum on that tummy x

>>76173039
/brit/'s meme influence knows no bounds

that's why we still have the wordfilters after 10 fucking years

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>>76172939
he wouldnt have noticed an average manlet like me :C

i drew a diagram to illustrate the confusing tumult of emotions im experiencing right now

getting my daily dose of marx and lenin

Hmmmmmmm


https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/6ht67a/serious_parents_of_unsuccessful_young_adults/?st=j41fh2e0&sh=bcd4633e

>>76173134
Don't care

ok lads I've brought this up before but I think we need to talk about it again. Now let me preface this by saying I have nothing against homosexuals et al but why is this board so gay. Now don't get me wrong gay banter is a part of ever heterosexual lads repertoire but I feel the humour is lost when it's made anonymously over the internet.

I guess the conundrum is this: why are so many /brit/ posters gay; and, or, why do so many /brit/ posters think their faux-gay banter works online?

>>76173163
nothing wrong with being short, I bet you're a cutie x

>>76173181
>Now don't get me wrong gay banter is a part of ever heterosexual lads repertoire
gay
bender

>>76173134
does it take you an hour to do the dishes you absolute mong

>>76173181
Don't care

>>76173207
Takes 2-3 days. gotta soak stuff for about 4 hours while posting on /brit/.

>>76173181
30% of britposters are gay
so thats why the """"faux"""" gay banter works

and as for why so many are gay, i dunno

im only ironically gay. lads shagging my arse is just banter

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>>76173199
im only cute in pictures, i look like a mong IRL

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>>76173267

>>76173181
/brit/ is a normie general but with the weather like this on a weekend most are out down the 'ub so then youre left with the gayposting dwellers who arent afraid to post anymore

weeing at these posts

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haha fucking love it

>>76172105
what would you do if you were out for a nice walk in the park and saw a group of 20 naked men jogging directly towards you, willies wobbling

>>76173181
Only gay on the internet x

>>76173284
marvellous publication

>>76173267
I'm the opposite. Look alright in the mirror, lads and lasses always say I'm good looking. Then I see a photo of me and I look weird as fuck. Video footage is even worse.

>>76173284
What are you holding?

>>76173115
fucking hell just carpet bomb that place

absolute scum

>>76173284
I want to suck it x

>>76173181
*blows a kiss at you*
woops hehe you're gay too now x

>>76172361
Anime? Really, you fucking retard, get a life instead of watching japanese little carton characters you fucking dumb weaboo, how fucking gay do you have to be and fucked up in the head to atleast watch anime, knowing you, you probs would fucking wank to anime, people like you disgust me, legit, fuck this world... full of FUCKING GAYS,, hey im gay i watch small cartoon japanese girls cus im fucking gay and hopeles in life, my god... fuck this.

Cute paki on Sky News

>>76173301
Got me for about 4 seconds.

>>76173275
>5'10
>optimal
lol you can tell the runt who made this is below 6' and needed some validation. the insecure battyman. anything below 6' is manlet tier. simple as.

>>76173325
FONT

>>76173284
really weird picture of what is probably a nice dick
absolute travesty youve taken such a bad picture of it tbqh

>>76173275
>tall women are unavailable to you
not exactly relevant to me
but thanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqwsLaLKfAg

>>76173351
average male height is 5'9

Cute sky on Paki News

>>76173379
tbf she's got a point

>>76173383
5'9 mentioned

>>76173348
not seeing her just boring sports

>>76173383
Mate who the fuck do you think is dragging down cock sizes and heights on an international scale? Try China, Indonesia and India. Thats a short height for a white man.

*grabs your arm*
*hits you with your hand

stop hitting yourself dude hahahaha stop hitting yourself

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newish panties x

>>76173379
lefties think forced child circumcision (M + F), child marriage, incest and sharia is moderate. state of them.

>>76173302

join them

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>>76172421
Yes

Promiscuity is literally the original sin.

>>76173436
had someone do this to me just last week

>>76173348
Pic

>>76173437
gudday

Why are all the most attractive reporters on BBC news lesbians?

>>76173402
my disgust is at the protopakis clapping her

>>76173436
did this to some runt just last week

>>76172421
wtf
why did you copy my post, wait 48 hours, and then post it?

give me those (You)'s, they should have been mine by right

>>76173453
why did you insist on hitting yourself?

>>76173447
me bottom right

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me and the lads tearing up the dancefloor last night

>>76173468
keep going, take them off

>>76173447
Except it literally isn't, disobedience is.

>>76173505
no one gives a fuck u mongrel retard lol, go fuck yourself you jinnet

>>76173379
tbf she's got a point

*throws him off a cliff*

>>76173468
keep goin mate

>>76173539
No

lrn 2 psychological metaphor

[spoiler]/balt/[/spoiler]

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tee hee

all teasing and no action, pussies the lot of you

literally nothing wrong with promiscuity

why do bitter virgins feel they can set the standards for morality?

listenin' to 'o 'i 'ip 'op

>>76173594
>>76173437

kik?

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>>76173600
here bb x
the big reveal

tadaa!

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Anybody remember cuckio? Anyone know why cuckio did bobby lupo?

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>>76173629
>>76173629
they're just sore losers

Spend the last 3 hours walking around town playing pokemon go

so many bloody normies

>>76173647
me on the right

>>76173546
>cant_handle_my_SWAG.gif

stop with the gayposting batty boys

>>76173594
>>76173642
>>76173647
Fuck, /brit/ is the greatest general

>>76173676
thats a cupboard

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>stop with the gayposting batty boys

>>76173647
*sucks your willy*

>>76173647
you're a big guy

shoe-gah-zee

>>76173667
shut up freak

>>76173758
looks a bit below average iah

>>76173693
more like gaytest general haha LOL!

can't be arsed to cook

where should i get my runt slop, maccers, burger king or kfc?

>>76173797
bants

is lo-fi trance a genre? because i think that's what i want to listen to

>>76173827
kfc

>>76173851
not yet but it would unironically be a good idea (at least until the tists ruin it)

>>76173851
Youtube keeps recommending me live streams of it, so I suppose it could be

>>76173888
butterz

>>76173795
but what about the girth

>>76173900
bit gay

>>76173888
left > right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsaamq0E964

guy in vid is /brit/ personified

>>76173851
outsider house

>>76173447
literally is not

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>this thread

g-going for a walk lads

blinded by the light

>>76173900
this is a nice one

enveloped by the darkness

at least gay publishing makes the p*kis fuck off.

>>76173937
>>76173900
spread the cheeks

>>76174023
Fuck off ponce

>>76174030
what the H*CK?!

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why is everyone in Tom Scott's videos constantly fake laughing

reeeee

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>Fuck off ponce

took a pill last night in the club and felt like i was floating in a bubble, is this normal

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>ah yeh im australian yu fuckin cunt i'll fuckin bottlle yeh in me thongs you poofy cunt yeh ur fucked in the head mate

>>76173976
ha, get a load of the hetero FAG

>>76174064
Link

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>>76174083
ooh la la

who /drunk/ here

>>76174070
how do you know what floating in a bubble feels like?

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>>76173647
>big
who are you kidding

083
alri little fella
ahaha

>>76173976
>so turned on he can't type wank properly
bender

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>>76174083
>a fucking PENCIL

>work in the medical field
>seen a lot of willies, gashes and everything in between
>not even bothered in the slightest by all of this

continue on la, fine tuning me gimmicks here

>>76174083
there we go
I'd very much like to rub my cock against yours tbqh x

One more gay post and I'm inviting /pol/. I'll post about /brit/ in /pol/ threads every day for a week.

low fi Volkswave

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1497506941647.webm

>>76174108
its in every video
but my post was prompted by his latest one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lHZHqqHWng

Check out 3:30 for an ESPECIALLY fake laugh

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bought these at the local polski. gona sit in the garden and try one

>>76174157
Don't care

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>>76173953
>fruit = Eves womb
>shame = psychosexual anxiety men feel associated with sex

>>76173895
link?

>>76173943
I was thinking a genre of music like this: https://soundcloud.com/worthlesspage/hear-me-now
It says it's triphop but idk

just got belled by a yank mormon trying to convert me
told him that all these genius philosophers couldn't figure out the truth so I'm not about to believe he's smart enough to have

>>76174138
wow youre such a bully

maybe you could come with me to my bedroom and you could bully me a little more in private?

>>76172421
I'm a Catholic, though I wasn't raised that way, I might be a poor Catholic and advocate for the faith but I have to argue against certain belief.
White people are not having kids, that is common knowledge at this point. We have enough problems with birth control like homosexuality, abortion, Marxists, feminists, etc.
I believe that it just to break certain rules for our people to survive, I want to have casual sex and get a girl pregnant. We do not have the luxury of waiting for marriage, especially since Marxists have annhilated the institution of marriage.

Desperate times call for desperate measures and breaking the rules.

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>>76174198
sure

>>76174163
good year

>>76174196
>all these genius philosophers couldn't figure out the truth
They figured out a lot more truth than we're told about.

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>>76174196
been chatting with a mormon lad recently
managed to convince him to come to a gay bar with me and break his religious vows of abstinence

tee hee what am i like

>>76174247
>They figured out a lot more truth than we're told about.
what do you mean? their writings are all published so you can just read them instead of waiting to be told

>>76174252
that guy is as queer as a clockwork orange

>>76174252
bit gay

what do you lads make of this whole foods transaction

Why do white women have such cute feet lads

>>76172332
>tfw 5 days into nofap and getting a hard-on for this pic already
wtf help

>>76174252
>managed to convince him to come to a gay bar with me and break his religious vows of abstinence

that may be true but in your screenshot all we see is some fag saying he's up for a pint (even though its against his religion) and hanging out with gays. You ain't changed his mind about shit

>>76174307
*some white women

looks like i missed all the gayposting

>>76174320
>nofap

Enjoy your testicular cancer

>>76174300
Amazon paid over 30% market value. Although I guess that was to be expected, it is Whole Foods after all

turns out theres a gay furry tf2 server where all the gay roleplayers arrange raids on /brit/

>amazon buys some random yank shop
who fucking cares
shut up you stupid german

>>76174326
let him have his fun
faggots get off on 'converting' people

>>76174351
I've heard that they discuss /brit/ raids at the bilderburg meeting

>>76174336
Fit girls usually have cute feet, though being fit isn't necessarily a requirement for cute feet.

Excited for the new thread, Anons?

>>76174386
>>76174386
>>76174386
new

>>76174349
that's not so abnormal on buyout though

i'm just struggling to see what amazon wants to do with WF

>>76174349
>>76174300
you replied to yourself

you sad cunt

hang your head in shame and stop posting

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sweating like a pig lads

>>76174348
I just want to lose the addiction, planning on keeping it at once a week or something.

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Was Che a Rorke?

>>76174412
*puts salt and pepper on you*

>>76174441
he said that before he became a communist

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Reminder that Aisha is the Rachel Dolezal of Irish people.

>>76174572
I feel the same way 2bqh