/brit/

anyone remember 5 nights at cuckios?

arse and tits to be quite frank

>>76168444

:(

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>>76169123
thanks for reminding me
can someone reach around and lather up my bum, dont want it to get burnt

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>>76169123
First for cocaine

>single linking

can't bruce do anything right

anyone remember undercuckio?

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Blair sent us to hell, but we're going even deeper... take back every seat we've lost

most canadians still think london is a cute, cobblestoned place full of quaint cockneys and men in top hats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urtiyp-G6jY

kurva anyátok

Here we are..

Couldn't be arsed going out and protesting in this heat

anyone remember when ed used to post here and his action posts were funny and clever cuckio meme

anyone remember C.U.C.K.I.O : call of cuckio?

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Bums?

>>76169233
This gimmick was funnier when it was only once a day

anyone remember legend of cuckio : the ocarino of cuckio?

>>76169241
just got sacked
thanks

anyone remember metal gear solid 4: guns of the cuckio?

anyone remember mass cuckio 3?

>>76169269
>>76169269
>>76169241
wonde rif animals think we look as ridiculous as think they look

/brit/ should have an alarm that goes off when a new is linked.

>>76168953
>that also makes them international criminals liable to be arrested and tried should they ever visit another country
Depends which group they're fighting with, and which country they're visiting. Pretty sure Iranian armed forces fighting in Syria can visit Iran, and Russian armed forces fighting in Syria can visit Russia. And actual ISIS fighters come to the EU all the time, they can even be seen waving their ISIS flag down the street once they arrive.

For Syrians wanting to defend their homeland, that wouldn't matter anyway. Brits would've fought German invaders in WW2 no matter what. I'd give the refugees these 3 options: Living in a camp until it's safe for them to return home, legal immigration (if they meet the usual migrant conditions), or contact with organisations that will arm and train them to fight ISIS.

Giving refugees special immigration status just leads to hordes of people from all over the third world showing up repeating the word "refugee," and lines the pockets of people smugglers.

The last couple of days has provided more evidence that supports the idea that Blair should be impeached. The UN secretary-general, Kofi Annan, explicitly stated that the war against Iraq was “illegal”.

>>76169294
He's not gonna be pleased with this

love tits
love bums
hate personalities

simple as

anyone remember minecuckio?

>>76169294
just got my job back
thanks

>>76169166
Vile

having a comfy post on the library computers

going to read Snow Crash, have a nap, and then head out i think

anyone remember evercuckio?

>>76169349
What are you, poor?

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>>76169340
You're welcome.
>>76169332
Janny's going to smack my bum, i deserve it.

So three young Syrian men abandon their parents flee the country the supposedly love, the same one the lefties tell us they will return to. They travel across an entire continent to claim asylum and I am supposed to feel sorry for these cowards?

>>76169312
Some animals are hot

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does anyone remember Talk Talk: Spirit of Eden?

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Anybody remember cuckio? Anybody know why cuckio did bobby lupo?

>>76169382
not really
this library is extremely exclusive and expensive to join

its £50 a month iirc

sex is stupid and juvennile

I do find this whole "cuckio" gimmick to be rather funny

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I'm gonna keep coming back, until someone remembers cuckio

>>76169418
>its £50 a month iirc
FORNT

>>76169407
im gona keep coming back here until someone remembers the cuckio meme

>>76169400
Excellent album.

Good morning

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there aren't many chicken shops in berlin but i stopped into one recently which reminded me why i never went to those places in the UK

vile food

>>76169418
>£50/m to read books you're never gonna finish

Alri

>>76169424
Hello virgin

>>76169446
I'm done for today, nobody seemed to remember the cuckio meme today either

>>76169474
tastes good though

>>76169424
nonce

I was a socialist and then I was a nationalist. But I was googling and I found a thing called 'radical centrism' and I found it to be rather interesting.

>>76169464
death to neets

Any incel man in?

>>76169504
It's Saturday

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>>76169496

>>76169511
Hello nigger

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>>76169511
alri

>extremely hot and sunny day in London
>went to gym and was so weak due to coffee ruined sleep, wasn't worth going
>feel productive about doing laundry, dishes, clipping toenails, brushing teeth, taking away rubbish but realise this is bad because it shows I care about trivialities instead of important work like learning programming or maths and more confirmation of my crushing mediocrity
>see huge numbers of lightly clothed girls on my way back from gym
>my subhumanity intensifying dot jaypeg
>hoping that today is the last day of coffee or junk food
>walked through shoreditch high street last night as some sort of "in the den of the normies" attempted catharsis but felt nothing - just watching people through one way glass, the same numb hopelessness, Chad and Stacey having the life I'll never have
>sightseeing / drinking coffee in public while admiring qts and whining on 4chan to feel less alone makes me feel vacuous and meaningless
>being in my flat makes me feel like a reject who is wasting his youth and missing out on the fun; and that this view is coping because I'm too ugly to do anything social anyway

The reason I despair so much, even though people love saying, "just werk bro" is that for me to even be accepted socially would take me the will of a thousand ubermenschen. The perseverance required for me to walk down the street and contemplate my own subhumanity is the same a normie needs to run a marathon with no water.

>>76169549
kek

>>76169557
don't read this

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Would you die for your country?

>>76169518
0637 here

>>76169557
stop victimising yourself

>>76169557

Not a fucking word

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>>76169519

>>76169511
i am involuntarily celibate but i do not subscribe to the incel philosophies

>>76169587
Hello CIA

>>76169549
Thought his bum was a pig from the thumbnail lol

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>>76169587
raw?

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>1497706517083.jpg

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>>76169587
MENTIONED

>>76169587
what is it with old guys who try to dress young and horrible taste in shoes
see: e3

>>76169585

Maybe

Doing a Civ V play as Japan lads

>>76169656
>e3
You sunk my battleship!

>>76169585
No
Could be convinced to kill for it though

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>tfw online dating and not putting trans on profile

>>76169621
redpill me on Los Angeles

>>76169656
clothes are clothes
how would you prefer them to dress?

gnarly

>>76169669
Get dat iron

>>76169674
Typical taig

>>76169681
This is how you get beat to death in an angry rorkes bedroom

>>76169669
civ v only last 4 games for me. boring after you've attempted all the victory types

>he buys expensive clothes
>he wears expensive shoes
>he sometimes showers multiple times a day
>he takes care of his skin
>he cares about his appearance and judges others on theirs

just get a sex change already

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zEqfle758M

>>76169669
lightning bolt! lightning bolt!

>>76169681
>applying for job
>are you trans : yes
>are you gay : yes
>race : abo(literally 1/128th abo)

GUARANTEED INTERVIEW

>>76169692
The name is in an apt language given the current population

>>76169711
what the fuck are you doing in Germany? Not back yet?

>>76169681
good
trannies who identify as trans and not as the gender they want to be are mongs
>>76169711
give over, you can easily tell a tranny (which any mong would on their first date with them)
if they choose to proceed and still get surprised by a penis then it's their own fault

>>76169681
Would honestly be a pleasant surprise
Least I vaguely know my way around a knob

>>76169723
Hello ugly smelly bastard

i've been using the "reddit spacing" format of posting for years on 4chan

just because it recently became a meme to hate it doesnt mean im going to stop using it

>>76169669
>playing as japan
Have fun killing yourself

>>76169711
Simple, come out after getting to know them

>>76169733
It actually isn't. I've put down trans and bisexual in the "equality" sections and still failed to get interviews.
Actually do better when i don't put down trans.

>>76169732
would, all of them

>>76169736
I'm in amsterdam but the hostel wiifi is nuremburg for fuck knows what reason. Will be back in Wales on Wednesday.

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>>76169595

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>i've been using the "reddit spacing" format of posting for years on 4chan

>just because it recently became a meme to hate it doesnt mean im going to stop using it

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left or right

>>76169733
doesn't work like that

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aussie twink bums

not been banned for a while

>>76169787
Left

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>>76169765
>implying trannies dont put out on the first date

>captcha
JANNNNYYYYYYYY

>>76169778
ah yes the continent

>>76169692
It's big, but down town (sky scraper part) is pretty fun
The west side is expensive and not worth your time
Sports are a big part of our identity even if our teams are shit
Food is great
The people are a hell of a lot nicer than the dorks in the Bay

>>76169585
I would fight to protect liberty and freedom, so I guess so. This is my home and place of birth, so it means a lot to me.

Guarantee the ethnics would do fuck all though.

>>76169794
how does it work? because im scared that being truthful on these things is going to put me at a disadvantage

augh!

>>76169817
Basically one big shit country all the mainlanders should get EU flags desu

>>76169787
Left by a country mile

>>76169787
cute but prolly like the chad dick
>>76169793
you realise these are just female chads right?

nothing attractive about them at all.

>>76169793
1, 2

>>76169754
that's real cute, boy, I'd break both of your arms with one hand in real life but keep talking in your little safe space on the internet all you want.

>>76169830
man who makes those decisions can't see that data, it's kept in the HR department only

>>76169511
volcel

>>76169814
I don't always put out on first date. I once waited until the second.

>>76169757
That's just autismo pushing his shitty gimmicks

>>76169875
oh ok then i am no longer scared

>>76169787
right

>>76169828
blacks fought in both world wars

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TOO FUCKING HOT

is witcher 3 lad in

im celibate by choice (hers)

hate pakies that walk around nightclubs sober

and yes only pakies do this for some reason

>>76169893
Wew

NEED a gf to let me act out a sleep creep scenario

>>76169585
Nope, and I'm part native american

Would sooner have a go at a pre-op tranny than one that's had their willy sliced up and turned inside out

Just my opinion

What happens in Wales

>>76169897
They fucking wouldn't now though.

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Bit hot today

>>76169899
24.7 C in the shade here, and I'm drinking piping hot coffee. Feel like those Newcastle lads who go out in a string vest in the snow and act like they're not cold.

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>>76169945

>>76169945
Fuck all

>>76169936
>and
*because

>>76169585
>dying for your country

Good goy

>>76169954
>no wind
Kill me now

>>76169954
Reddit

>>76169954
How hot

>>76169585
I'd fight. Wouldn't die though because I'm rock hard.

jfs dont realise that the humidity here makes it feel 10 degrees hotter.

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Ah yes, "weather"

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down the canals lads

>>76169922
thoughts on mdma?

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>yanks

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>global warming is fake, trump said so
uh oh drumpfy, looks like science proves you wrong AGAIN!

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Crickey lads

>>76170033
Is that hot? What do those numbers mean?

Ripper of a saturday so far

>cop some nice books for £1 each
>play squash and sweat off last night's booze
>stop by two local breweries on the way home with the housemates
>eat a peng lunch of chicken breast, falafel, spinach and avocado
>be sat here listening to choons, /brit/posting and watching my crypto-fortune grow

>>76170065
FOY

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>23°C

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going home now
might change into some lighter clothes and go out again though

dont worry ill keep you informed

unreleased LEAKED RARE footage of TEAMSESH playing CHESS
///////////////////
smoke cigarettes all fuckin day

>>76170043
Don't know what to think about this. Maybe it's for the best.

Apologize for all the bad shit you did to Americans in the past

>>76170064
Wow, is it snowing?

>tfw gunna get home and everyone will be bitching about the heat but it isn't even 30*C and I can laugh at them

>>76170043
lol imagine being that boy and discovering this reddit post 18 years later

(if it's not fake of course)

>>76170082
FONT

28 here

>>76170043
meh the kid will probably have a better life

Apologise for all the bad shit you didnt do to Americans in the past, but you could have done

>>76170081
It's just a question autismo

>>76170072
Bit jealous of your life. Apart from the housemates bit, not sharing my bathroom or kitchen with anyone ever again.

What books? I used to love browsing charity shop bookshelves.

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Getting real tired of android deleting my album covers, anybody know how to put album covers back up on the play music app?

>>76170113
where does the penis tip begin

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>>76170065
>What do those numbers mean?

lot of slags out an about atm

hmm

>>76170113
is this a post op tranny?

>>76170142
Pics

>>76170065
its called temperature
the higher the number, the hotter it is

>>76170113
You think they'd get the leg hair sorted first

have to go out soon but I don't want to

>26 degrees
>50% humidity

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

none of these temperatures are even that hot
toughen up, no wonder british women prefer niggers these days

how do i make money from crypto currency

>>76170150
Looks like an ftm.

Any autistic man in

>>76170127
High fidelity, For Whom The Bell Tolls, Lady Chatterly's Lover, Burmese Days, Mysticism: Christian and Buddhist

>>76169549
*kisses it*

>>76170162
50% humidity is completely normal if not somewhat low for this damp country you utter bludger

>>76170173
You don't

>>76170176
well if a mtf had a big sausage post-op it'd be a bit pointless

>>76170189
I want it to be 0% humid

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Bums!

>>76170123
Fuck you, you stupid fucking leaf. I hope the queen dies tomorrow, and the next day you run out of maple syrup and starve to death because your to much of a dumbass to eat other stuff. Just like the filthy Irish

>>76170173
Buy and forget about it for years. Dont get worried at any dip because in 3-4 years its new price floor will be 3-5x what it is now

>>76170162
what
what's going to happen
what do you think is going to happen in those temperatures in which most of the world, and most of europe, have lived for millenias

>bums
nah not a fag

>>76170200

cracking shitter

>>76170211
we're all going to die

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fat cunts, it's tepid at best

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>>76170200

>>76170200
all fat is not good

>>76170200
noice

overcast and only 20 degrees here

>>76170239
bender

>27degrees
jesus

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>>76170211
it's too hot today

>>76170253
Oh crap!

Does anyone else on here find themselves laughing hysterically at the London ponces pretending they're hard?

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>>76170214

>>76170178
Good taste. Mate's read For Whom the Bell Tolls and said it takes a bit of work to get into, but by the end was his all time favourite novel.

I looked and I have Lady Chatterley on my shelf. Still has the 30p price sticker.

>>76170239
'ender

>>76170253
Love Simpsons

BLIMEY IT'S ALMOST 20 DEGREES IN OUR LUNDUN, GONNA MELT I AM

Fuck Socialists. Fuck Corbyn

Civil war here we come

>>76170272
The wannabe IRA pooftas sre worse

theresa may is not very popular

reckon the deck was stacked against her 2bh

cows in cars, lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T5-PV6Fu98

>>76170286
28

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>bums
*inhales deeply*

>>76170272
Wiley said he's seen people crumble in a half year

>>76170297
Still pm

>>76170272
Think the exact same thing about brainless Northerners desu.

having sex as i post this

>>76170319
PHWOAR

>>76170319
i will never understand how some men can have such low standards

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>these high temperatures everywhere

fucking snowing where I am

>>76170326
umm sweetie we're not pretending xxx

>>76170306
:(

>>76170326
If you're so much cleverer than us dumb northerners then why couldn't you think of a funny comeback to that post?

>>76170340
Good post

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What do you lads have planned for the rest of your day?

>>76170325
i'm just saying

with the amount of accumulated rage is there ANYTHING she could have done to appease the grenfell protestors

>>76170336
ah yes, stoic hibernia

>>76170347
shut up

>>76170360
*stamps on the box*

>>76170326
*bangs you right the fuck out and blows the steam off the old knuckles*

The 'Northerners are dumb' meme is so ingrained in reality that you're far less likely to get a decent job if you have a Northern accent.

Not very fair tbqh

(note: I have a posh Southern English accent hehe)

>>76170360
going to have a third wank, sit in the garden drinking wine and shit post on brit

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business idea: only attractive people should be allowed to breed

>>76169595
>>76169779
one for the bottom left?

>>76170360
play some vidya, go to the gym, maybe watch a movie later

>>76170381
Cat lad?

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Alri lads just jamming with a fag

>>76170376
*has a job

>>76170360
Pack up shit (at uni) and get ready to go home

>>76170392
Better be a climbing gym laddo

witcher 3 lad i need help

NEED to improve my cardio fitness so I can last longer in bed lads

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love cats
love corbyn
love felix
love pints

>>76170319

What makes this appealing? I know different strokes etc but still.

>>76170360
listening to talking heads

>>76170380
They absolutely deserve it though. Horrible 'people'.

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>>76169123
bum r grate

>>76170437
fake tits

>>76170360
Been thinking about rearranging the living room furniture. Maybe put some of it on freecycle.

>>76170440
When are you going back to Tottenham?

>>76170444
Phwoar

>>76170464
hopefully never

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqUFkWJMEBw

In the garden lads
Cider weather 2bh

>>76170360
meet the gf and her sister for drinkies

Maybe get some speed up the hooter and go to a techno night after, or a loft party ting

>>76169123
ah this is the perfect image for those times when i remind people what birth years are legal now

>>76170494
Pics

>>76170461
Pics of living room
Let the lads arrange your furniture

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literally me

>>76170483
not surprised. be a foreigner in a euro country. or feel like a foreigner in shit-hole tottenham.

>>76170498

fucking runtoid can smell you from here

>>76170420
NEED to improve my flexibility so I can last longer in bed lads

Mattress is so lumpy my back starts to hurt after 14 hours

>>76170498
Can I come? :3

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It's almost legal for me to fuck a girl who was born on 9/11

>>76170511
No pics, but I'll do an MS Paint blueprint thing

>>76170521
ponce

business idea: dating app based on iq, e.g. low iq can only match with low iq, high with high

only through that will society advance

>>76170507
based sasha

>>76170538
???

>>76170532
nice

is frankie boyle actually funny? hear he's hilarious but the few clips I've heard of him are just OTT offensive and cringey more than actually funny

I like offensive humour but probably couldn't take a whole gig of nothing but that

>>76170541
Alri hitler

>>76170537
Sounds good
Do you live by yourself?

>>76170541
facial aesthetics are the only reliable predictor of good dna

>>76170551
>NEED to improve my flexibility so I can last longer in bed with the lads

>>76170515
that dude in the pic is a multi-millionaire entrepreneur now

>>76170557
Hes just a fedora tipper

done a cheeky
>>76170577
>>76170577
>>76170577
>>76170577
>>76170577

What's the gayest shit you have ever done.

Eating pasta

>>76170520
>socialising is for runts
>enjoying music is for runts

aaah yes

>>76170527
Yes, if you're not an socially inept, poorly dressed, skinny-fat autist as I imagine 99% of /brit/ is. Get the Piccadilly line from Heathrow la.

>>76170566
Good one

>>76170557
You should see his latest special its just him going FUCKING TORIES FUCKING UKIP ROYAL FAMILY BIGOTS FUCK

>>76170589
Love girls
Hates guys
Simple as

>>76170596
that's what I read it as the first time 2bh

love nz bum posters
hate gay aussie twats

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>>76170347
BTFO

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everyone left this one might as well fill her up to the bump limit