>finally land in Aus
>This cunt bird just stands there perfectly still staring my down
Jesus Christ what the fuck is wrong with the wild life in this country. I want to go back to NZ
That's the bush stone-curlew.
Wait 'til you here it cry out at night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZWHUU41gsk
I imagine this birb thinking
>hmmm another hoomie meal for
Me tonight brah. Praise the queen!