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>>76160501
Good edition

are jez

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Morning lads

lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiJP_9yTGbk

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why are women so disgusting lads?

never liked LOTR
super fedora

Finished with the fry up lads

6.95 for any items you want plus tea or coffee

I went for sausage, black pudding, bacon, poached eggs, beans, hash brown, toast and a fried slice

Was decent tbqh, not sure I was properly in the mood for a fry up though and the fried slice was just too greasy

>be me
>go for a swim in my residence
>fat yank neighbour with tattooes
>"hey how's it going?"
>"uh good good and you?"
>"I am alright"
>Doesn't say anything else makes it awkward for the both of us
>at restaurant
>random yank guy
>"hey do you speak english?"
>ah yes self-referential logically-fallacious questions
>"a little bit" hoping it would avoid me yank small-talk
>"I saw you work in *building*. What do you do there?"
>*Tell him my job*
>"Ah"
>Nothing to contribute anymore
The state of this people

>>76160500
Do you know what Orders of the Companion of Honours is awarded for? Not that I think Delia Smith should be given one, but it's full of doss cunt celebs

>>76160518
>It's a knighthood

It's the fucking Companion of Honour, not some poxy knighthood. There can only be 65 of these at any one time and Delia Smith gets one for writing some recipes down? The internet has thousands of recipe websites.

>>76160543
>>76160529
hmm

never been in a cafe in my life

Contrarians/paid shills/leftypol raiders/reddit aside, I have no idea how anyone could have the slightest enthusiasm or support for Jeremy Corbyn. He looks like a disgusting kike who belongs in an A Wyatt Mann cartoon. At least Merkel can use her gender in her favour and Trudeau can use his dad's name, but this cunt has literally nothing going for him. And seeing as this cretin is just a hair away from governing Britain is truly fucked.

>>76160552
they heard your retarded sandnigger accent and decided they didn't want to talk to you anymore

>>76160572
>only argument is his physical appearance

ah yes

the militant right

>>76160572
>He looks like a disgusting kike

Ironic, considering how anti-semitic he is

Dont hve any deoderant because I couldnt take it on the plane and I dont have a towel and the hostel doesn't supply them. What are my options for not stinking like shit other than getting a train into town and back

>>76160518
>formed the most iconic band ever that will be remembered and studied for a millennia
>published a few poncey food recipes

hmm

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>>76160572

>>76160585
I think the point is that old white men are demonised by the left yet so many of the lefts leaders are old white men

>>76160597
the labour shills have been crawling out of the woodwork for some time now, a thinking man can rationally discern the nature of this targeted propaganda campaign

>>76160618
having a think to this post

going to be a hot one this weekend lads

*applies suncream to the bollocks*

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>vote for the right wing
>they implement policies to benefit the old wealthy voters

>vote for the """left wing""
>they try to implement some bastardized version of socialism but fail miserably every time

How old were you when you grew out of 2 party systems? Communism ruled by computers is the future, any mature adult knows this

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>going to be a hot one this weekend lads

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>>76160658
>Communism ruled by computers is the future

This

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*curls up in your bed*

fatto gatto

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>Brits think they can secede from the Union

There are no humans in the future

>>76160685
don't know why everyone took the piss out of corbyn for this
it's exactly what is needed we don't work in coal mines anymore

>>76160572
>"And seeing as this cretin is just a hair away from governing Britain is truly fucked."
Hast thou been sent by ((((Sir)))) Linton Crosby?

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>>76160716

>>76160551
any items you want?

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>>76160691
jez promised me the fat cats in their ivory towers would all get locked up, are you saying he's actually in bed with the enemy? wtf im a tory now

Is that black hole autist still here?
I've got a treat for him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU5LHohWOs8

>>76160735
within reason obviously

>>76160742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jS3Jl4hLAA

choon

>>76160742
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU5LHohWOs8
ah yes pop science, shall be watching this video

mum found a cheap apartment for me to buy besides a university/city centre.

Renting it out would pay off the mortage and still garner me a cheeky 100 squid.

need a racial slur for australians

any of you lads watch a video about planets in science class?

It was a black guy explaining it, and he rapped the "My Very Easy Method Just Speeds Up Naming Planets" song

>>76160782
Abogans

>>76160782
gooks, chinks, nips

>>76160779
manny?

>>76160779
*deadbeat tenant moves in and refuses to pay rent*
*takes you 10 months to evict him leaving you on the hook for the mortgage*

haha woops sorry lad xx

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built a perpetual motion machine and then smashed it to bits so nobody can use it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWAUrHODRWM


the scouse GF

>>76160786
can't remember a single thing past maybe six months ago, it's all just a haze

might start playing the flute lads, seems like a classy instrument.

Want to start the piano, but shits expensive

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>>76160801
nah 0121
>mfw it astronomically appreciates in value after the HS2
>>76160804
nah i'd rent it out to a PhD student and his family or some yuppie family.

i don't live in birmingham.

>>76160838
Bender

going to spend at least 30 minutes shitting tonight

watching 2003 top gear

early 2000s were extremely grim

>>76160838
can't think of a bigger mong instrument

perhaps the triangle

>>76160841
in shiggydigbeth?

nothing wrong with birmingham

Nut in yo butt.

woo!
yoohoo!

>>76159503
>here
Where is "here"?

Queen's come out of this Grenfell disaster well. Let her run the country again methinks

>>76160845
>>76160851
t. brainlets

Whats it with the tories and being comically evil lads? I don't like labour or labor but May is really such an evil woman.

>>76160881
they hate her

>>76160898
Go suck on your flute gay twat

constantly angry since coming off the ssri's

The mother of the 17 years old gf just message me on facebook ordering me to stop seeing her because she's too young. Don't know what to think lads. She had her at 17 years old and raised without a dad. It's her fault tbqh.

Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis
But it's just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
'Cause I'm Mr. Big Guy

>>76160908
why?

>>76160880
meant "there"

>>76160551
I'll show you a fried slice runt

*heems you*

>>76160881

wouldn't mind that, anything would be better than Labour or Tory

>>76160931
'nce

>>76160931
'ce

>>76160908
she's just autistic lad

why does alan refer to every girl he talks to as a gf
u dont have a harem mate theyre all just intrigued by ur root vegetable nose

almost replied to a yank there oops aha

>>76160908
>baseless misogynism

alri labourlad

>>76160931
kek, fucking retard it isn't sandnigger land, you aren't supposed to go out with 17 year olds as a 30 year old man

perfume adverts are beyond stupid

WE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv15-bfLKeA

>>76160857
wont say in case youy buy it

>>76160908
sheed

2001 space odyssey is the worst piece of shit I've ever watched in my life

along with godfather, taxi driver, pulp fiction, big lebowski and all the other reddit films

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3pRPRZBw9Y

how can one man be so right about everything

>>76160978
someone's going to fedora you for that but you're right

>>76160967
you literally can't refute him

>>76160908
She's probably had the worst month of her life god knows why she is sticking around, you can't come back from this

Imagine being a 30 year old manlet "IT genius" who can't afford to live in bangkok and dates 17 year old bar girls who don't speak a word of english

fucking SCREECHING

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>that one brit who unironically thinks the uk has worse city planning than australia

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>>76160978
barry lyndon is the best kubrick film

>>76160999
doing an internal howl at this too

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had to answer to door in my towel

shitty research job that could lead to oxbridge PhD or Fast-Meme that will almost definitely lead to money

>>76161013
need this to happen to me

What the FUCK did you get your dad for father's day? Nees ideas quickly

curling one down

https://i4.fuskator.com/large/btnU47RYaJ3/Nude-Naked-Hairy-Celeb-Geri-Halliwell-with-Nice-Pussy-4.jpg

dog idea: spelled dug

http://www.military-airshows.co.uk/press17/qbf2017.pdf

big flyover london & east lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcL51TeOKpg

Literally feel dirty every time a yank talks to me. The vulgarity or it, the disregard for logic and age of consent laws, all in the hope of making a joke, which is never funny because it lacks measure. So you're left with this turd of a post that isn't really infornative nor funny and you don't even know where to start replying. Every time a yank address me, it feels like a micro-rape, I swear.

>>76160685
>Internet of things
>Big data

Howling

>>76161041
a disapointment of a son

>>76160975
a pathetic insect like you has a lot of nerve replying to my post

could literally crush you under my boot like a worm

>>76161020
wouldn't mind doing this as I'd potentially get to show off my six pack to a fit courier girl

>>76161011
No, it's his most reddit film. Ghe Shining and 2001 are his best, Platoon and Eyes Wide Shut are great films anout the human condition, Lolita is also good and very fapworthy. Havent seen the rest so can't comment 2bh

>>76160959
this post seemed to strike a nerve
almost feel bad for the shitskin nonce

>>76161058
>google, facebook etc collect enough data on the general public to know an individual better than they know themselves
>they don't get taxed or have to pay for any of this becuase they've brainwashed the public to give them as much data as possible

ah yes, certainly shant be consequences for this in the future

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>>76160848
what? they were comfy as fuck
>ywn go back to your childhood circa 2002-2004

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>could literally crush you under my boot like a worm

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there's aliens on mars lads
the proof is right in front of us

>>76161101
went to mars once wasnt my proverbial cup of tea as they say

>>76161101
>So you're left with this turd of a post that isn't really infornative nor funny and you don't even know where to start replying.

>>76161062
pics
>>76161101
had a dream last night that me and a few other people were exploring an alien planet
we encountered an alien with a bristol accent

Still ain't got a father day gift

any ideas? x

>>76161064
2001 and Shining is really good, very visceral.
Platoon isn't Kubrick - you're thinking of FMJ - which i honestly just feel is a Kubrick shitposting film. ACW is also sort of a shitposting film - not saying they're bad.

EWS is objectively boring, besides muh 'lluminati exposé and symbolism which is cool.

Barry Lyndon is the best study of the human condition ever filmed. It's also the most veiled esoterism imo.

>>76161116
but you did reply

went to university, to study CHOONOLOGY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V6mUFUwBGc

>>76161120
Vouxher for clothes
Alcoholic beverage of the spirit variety

In the same boat as you lad and really struggling

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what's thaipaki's end game?

2001 is an awful film
Stop thinking you're some film critic. piss off

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Is this working for anybody?
https://mega.nz/#F!wABR0B5C!zNDqIIas7hPLfHHK5adGlA

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sunset on mars

>>76161145
shan't be clicking this botnet

Trying to finish my workout but I'm feeling so sick rn and want to die
shouldn't have eaten that sketchy mystery meat doner kebab a couple days ago
Idk if I should just cut it short, do a bit of cardio then go home or power through and possibly vomit on the bench.

>>76161145
>https://mega.nz/#F!wABR0B5C!zNDqIIas7hPLfHHK5adGlA
folder link unavailable

>>76161082
Don't care even remotely.

Gf keeps sending me lewd pictures of herself even though I tell her not to because I don't want to objectify her and stay respectful of her. It even brings me to tears but she still does it. I don't know what to do

>>76161162
>he clicked it

the russians will be very happy about this development

>>76161159
are you that wankstain from montreal

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>>76161145

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>>76161120
a bottle of poppers and a fist up his arse inside the gents' toilets at his local pub, plus 'graphs to share with his mates.

Lyme Disease is horrifying

one little tick bite can end up paralysing or killing you

>>76161159
Power through it lad. It will increase your endurance, which is what you're really working out. Vomit is par for the course for gym managfment

please
dont ask me how ive been
dont make me play pretend
ohh ohhh whats the use
oh please
i bet everybody here is fake happy too

lyme disease is a seinfeld and curb your enthusiasm invention

INVESTIGATE A 24 TOWER BLOCK FIRE IN UNDER 3 DAYS THE FUCKING TORIES ARENT GIVING US THE ANSWERS

>>76161178
>>76161178
just so long as one is a qt grill with big tits and broken english

>>76161156
>>76161189
Okay, very funny, jokers (!)
source: https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/694472931/#694476589

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>planned to visit a museum in kensington

>pakis, nigerians & white numales everywhere """""""""""""""""PROTESTING""""""""""""""""

Just had a wank to the long-distance gf's masturbation videos

>>76161226
>theresa may literally getting heckled in the street

illegitimate government 2bh

Where's the best place for travel insurance?

>>76161224
lime disease
not to be confused with lemon disease
aha x

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>Checked into a hostel in Cairns
>Cheap bar in the middle courtyard, everyone is drinking and having fun
>German, Swedish, French, Japanese qts everywhere
>I sit alone in the dorm room and read about the SAA reaching the Iraqi border and the Kurds' progress in advancing into Raqqa

I was going to do a joke about this but I actually hate what I've become over the last few years.

>>76161224
Actually know someone with it

>>76161237
>tfw went back to the natural history museum on a date
>tfw remember it being really good as a kid
>tfw me and my date were bored.

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rate the rollie lads
reckon I've got quite the talent since they smoke well too

>>76161256
go out there right now lad

>>76161256
That's quite /fa/

>>76161273
>cropping out the rolling machine

gimp

>>76161256
>>I sit alone in the dorm room and read about the SAA reaching the Iraqi border and the Kurds' progress in advancing into Raqqa

good
knowledge > fraternising with the normies

>>76161256
What's actually going on in Syria right now? Got bored of hearing about SAA incompetence and stale gains after the Aleppo citadel got captured.

Arabs are complete mongs when it comes to warfare btw. Bet the American and British lads had a great time steamrolling the Iraqi national guard in 2001.

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SCOTLAND
vs
WALES

what is your opinion on this?

>>76161187
not from Montreal or Quebec

doing a watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjfNGamFr_E

>>76161297
>thinking it's so good it was actually done by a machine
thanks for the compliment i guess haha

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>>76160501
are tories the good or the bad people?

>>76161321
Wales is superior in every way

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>>76161256
was literally stuck in cairns yesterday m8

did you try the skytrain thing it was pretty good

>>76161318
>Arabs are complete mongs when it comes to warfare btw.

you'd think they would be experts after fighting each other for thousands of years

>>76161343
they're the rorkes
labour are the rasheeds
I'm the radical centrist

>>76161321
Despise the Scots
Love the Welsh and love Wales
Simple as

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>>76161256
good lad

>>76161378
this
love wales and the welsh
love england and the english

hate foreigners and scots

>>76161343
they're neither
basically same as CDU except they say they'll decrease immigration but really they wont

>>76161321
wales is a shitty place to start your life in
but a godtier place to move to when you get older

>>76161369
NEED a numale bf

>Wales
>contributing anything to British society ever

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>>76161349
>>76161378
>>76161403

>>76161337
Good pic
Hwite Boys crumble at the sigh of a strong black women

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>tfw Welsh
luv you all

>>76161414
except you

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Many of you have asked me what the radical centrist is, and how he can be understood relative to rorkesheed, i answer thus with a useful fable.

Were an eclipse imminent, there would be both great excitement and confusion, men would scramble to find ways of watching the seldom occur'd dance of the celestials. However for man's better judgement and at fear of losing hos sight he daren't look directly at the eclipse. Rasheed would believe those who instructed him to look through a mirror, alas for those crooked scholars would distort the mirror in such a way as to lead young rasheed to ruinous thought upon seeing the reflection. And what of rorke? Well his idols, those renown for complaint and pessimism would tell the scamp to look into the reflection of the event in murky puddles, from whence rorkes distorted perception of the heavens is filled with hatred and angst.

After the eclipse, having seen their own versions through their own respective mediums of reflection, rorke and rasheed shall argue as they have ever done, rasheed foaming at the beard and veins on rorkes baldened head strained in anger.

A blind man enters between them and claims they are both right and wrong simultaneously. Both rorke and sheed mock him exclaiming how could he that could not see, give comment. The blindman says lo you fools for i verily did gaze upon the eclipse directly, i no longer see the falsehoods and illusions around me, but the truth of our ethereal gods were surely singed into the eye of my soul unadultered. You both saw partially but not fully, now you bicker. I the courageous man traded a lifetime of sensory falsehoods for a brief moment of truth. I paid heed not to the manipulators but looked muself upon the play of the heavenly truth alone. I am centred.

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>>76161407
>>76161414
fuck off saxon

>>76161409
you may be in luck, that lad posts here
he's the mick speaks russian

a great man once said that the future of the united kingdom lies on the continent

that man? winston churchill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ln4SRnt4VE0

>>76160543
Less likely to exercise regularly, that's literally it.

>>76161437
"No!"

why are people getting angry at May for having police around her when she visited the tower

ah yes the Prime Minister whose party has footed the blame meeting the victims without a police presence - very very impressive

>>76161445
the original rorke

shan't listen to his obtuse drivel

https://twitter.com/TRobinsonNewEra/status/875986589817745408
are tommy

>>76161437
>redditspacing

printed out this post and threw it over my shoulder into the rubbish bin

>>76161450
From whence did rorkes and the rasheeds come forth? Who situated them on their different paths? Think of this, and contemplate it within your mind, O men of /brit/. Who will speak the truth and falsehoods?

O Rorke which podcasts did you cast your feeble attention to? Such charlatans and pseudo-intellectuals have all spoken, yet not one mentions the inner meaning. On hatred of others, Rorke is fueled; but I don't believe in it. If the truth lead to hatred, then the world would be condemned to constant misery. Give up your simplifications and consider things from different angles, you fools, stop the blind wish for destruction of others. The centrist has grasped hold of the multiplicity of the truth, where the rorke has utterly failed

The Rasheeds have forgotten logic; they are set upon the wrong destination. As university lecturers and ideological dupes instructed them, they are defending opposing ideals for the sake of undermining those that verily work. Although they are blind, they are also the loudest, yet those who listen hear no consistency. The ignorant fools tear down that which is sacred, just for the sake of it. But when those institutions have been ripped down, what will protect you then, Rasheed? The Centrist has made peace, he does not seek destruction but improvement, where Rasheed has utterly failed in this endeavour.

The centrist understands the complexity of the world's ebbs and flows; the truth showers its nectar upon him. He alone is the thinker and he alone finds the Way.

>>76161443
he's a fucking мyдaк блять lad

>>76161445
wtf Napoleon wasn't supposed to be an instruction manual?!

>>76161453
>not seeing the victims till people criticise her for not seeing the victims

theresa may is thick and dserves the stick she receives.

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woah...
so brave...
:'^)

Done with the ol' charity book sale lads

£5 got me the following
>George Orwell - Burmese Days
>Nick Hornby - High Fidelity
>D.T. Suzuki - Mysticism: Christian and Buddhist
>D.H. Lawrence - Lady Chatterley's Lover
>Hemmingway - For Whom the Bell Tolls

Some gimp, who I suspect was intending to re-sell, had gone round and filled up two crates of the best books/publishers within 30 mins though

>>76161392
>>76161256
SDF are going to get royally fucked by their FSA segment

>>76161538
>may now aligning with a party who hate gays

>>76161538
Euuughh what an odious little swine

>>76161432
sooo much this yaaas queen

>put a fan by the window
>temperature increases as it is blowing in warmer air from outside

wake me up inside

Did I post my willy here last night? I was drunkely going to desu

>>76161588
Face it the other way then so it will blow the warm air in your room outside

>>76161538
fat hedhedgehog looking bint

>>76161601
no
how big is it tho?

>>76161615
who would in a fight between them?

>>76161601
need pic to verify if it was your willy

>>76161414
coal & steel, boyo

Feel like I should learn how to fight lads, which martial art is best/least fedora?

business idea: wank to this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEsX1FeZ25Y of russian slags in provocative clothing singing pop music

>>76161647
boxing

>>76161647
genjutsu

>>76161630
8 inches

>>76161647
boxing if you can handle all the piss taking from deanos

>look outside for a second
>eyes blinded for 5 minutes

ah yes love having photophobia me
runt genetics

>>76161647
Boxing, Kickboxing, BBJJ

>>76161659
Feel like that's quite rorkishand common though

An upper middle class type such as myself can't box

>>76161647
boxing

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All around me are familiar faces

>>76161679
ohhh that willy
yeah you did i think

got any new pictures then?

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>>76161696
wear sunglasses

/brit/ character study powerranking:

Patrician: Kev:
Esoteric videos. Boards.ie posts and twitter paint a picture of a man who has bear the brunt of life's difficulties, but who manages to hold it all together. Relatable in a sad way, completely enigmatic in another, a true inspiration for the peons of this general and a pillar of /brit/'s community

mid: Poley
ravishing tale but filled with lots of repetition and nonsense, with the occasional gem. character is probably the starkest and most in depth we have to work with. Showcase of mania and psychopathy.


runt tier: Tim
the exact same videos day in day otu. he's a schizo who mutters to himself and somehow manages to evade sectioning. Only interesting part of his story is the fact that he was probably a family man before all of this. Him and his supporters are dullards of the highest order.

reminder that childhood circumcision causes severe psychological damage, and when you combine it with low IQ you get a violent, warlike society (middle east, USA etc)

>>76161082
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1497690183294.webm

Futurists should be fucking gassed

>>76161696
do you perchance have photoptarmosis as well?

shadilay

@76161712
Imagine typing all that shit out and thinking anyone will bother to read it or (You) it. Grim reality.

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just had 2 very nice wanks

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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1497683342663.webm

>strong and stable

>>76161710
too expensive. £70 for a half decent pair

>>76161729
dont think so, maybe ive never noticed it

>>76161734
Got loads of (you)s from it in the past

>>76161647
The best martial art is whichever one has the best school/gym in your area

>>76161730
best post itt

He hides his sins behind white ash of his family he betrayed. He prays to god and he preys on the goy. White ash can't hide a soul black, like the ebony of a moor,

He squeaks and squawks about how holy he is while finding loopholes to partake in darkest of sins.

He knows the truth but forces the lie, at night in bed he does naught but cry. Gold loses its luster when your circumcised soul is dead yet bleeds. He was first victimized by a rabbi.

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>>76161730

Waheeeeeyy... Waheeeeeeyy...

had a bottle of wine now
gonna smoke a bit now x

>>76161757
>that one paki

And I looked up and I spoke to God
And God said look at you, don't look at me
You only call on me when you need me
And when you don't, you hardly think of me at all

really got the noggin tubes going

Know (one of) your enemies
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/tory-minister-struggles-explain-government-10632410

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she's DEAD because of the FUCKING TORIES

>>76161802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmkmrtnOMkA

#GrenfellTower facts:

Local Govt: Lab
Planning Cmte: Lab MP
Mayor: Lab
Built under: Lab

>>76161759
branded sunglasses are literally the same as cheapo sunglasses but with a name etched on the side

theyre all made by the same factory and by the same parent company

just buy 3 cheap £4 pairs of sunglasses

>>76161757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQwFyNWDbJ8

>>76161834
wrong. chip chong glasses have no UV protection and youre taking a huge risk

>>76161809
What did God mean by this

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>>76161833

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>[YouTube] Monkey Noise Chimp Sound Effects Chimpanzee Shouting Screaming and Panting Loud (embed)

>>76161757
Hmm. Did they do this at Didsbury mosque when that Muslim destroyed those kid's lives at a concert the other week?

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>>76161833
we've already established that it was a false flag to discredit the tories

>>76160501
When are you going to overthrow monarchy?

>>76161858
>questioning the almighty

stop this

It should be Us vs Govt after a bombing, fire or terror attack. NOT left vs right

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jews deserved it

>>76161848
>needing UV protection

absolute weapon

>>76161893
Never. The army swears loyalty to the queen and all the generals are raving monarchists.

If anyone ever tried they'd be put down in a heartbeat

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>>76161904

the world probably would've been better if hitler won

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>>76161893
one dad

>tfw too ugly for sunglasses

>>76161946
Damn that is some cutting satirical wit

Really top notch

>>76161946
what the fuck is the point of this image

reckon I could heem the entire british military if a revolution were to break out

love winding up the rorkes

>>76161977
can't heem what you can't find

t. Trident

Think political cartoonists are collectively the dumbest group of humans on the planet.

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guardian just published a list of the 70 still missing presumed dead

are ernie will be missed

Think yanks are collectively the dumbest group of humans on the planet.

Why do inbred pasty Anglos let qt Italian women die in Thier country?

>>76162013
Ernie is /ourguy/

>>76162013
>Lucas James

Why was a 12 year old white kid living with those BAME people?

Clawed my way up to normiedom lads.

But now that I realise just how much more I missed out on in life than i ever fearered I feel even shitter about it.

brits still behave like islanders, but they are very aware that they are islanders and the world is not just about them
americans think they're islanders and the world is just about them

>>76162050
guarantee he was black

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>>76162013
>those names

>>76162031
why did a dumb yank thieve from a country with death camps

>>76162050
could be black

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doin a listen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTDN_5f4sXU

>>76161318
In the last week, as far as I can tell
>SDF Kurds supported by the USA reachs Raqqah and are beginning to move into the outskirts of the city
>ISIS wants to try retaking Deir Ezzor but barely has enough fighters left to simultaneously deploy there and defend Raqqah
>SAA taking huge amounts of territory around Homs and Palmyra, but are still bogged down around Aleppo and Danaa
>SAA and allies unexpectedly take like 70km of territory almost overnight, getting an SAA force to the Iraqi border and allowing them to link up with the PMU Shia militias in Iraq
>In reaching the border they cut off US artillery and special forces, which are only like 40km away from an SAA position which completely undermines the strategic situation formerly amenable to NATO/USA/Israel/Saudis
>>76161278
Nah m8 I mean in the abstract I don't like being a sad cunt but when it comes down to actually going out and being social I'd rather catch buckshot with my bare hands.
>>76161352
How do you get stuck in cairns? And no, I'll have to check it out.

ww3 when i need to die a honourable death

suddenly Andrea Leadsom appears from obscurity, lining herself up for another PM challenge

>>76162068
>>76162078
Why did they have a random black kid living with them?

>>76162013
only five english names

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>>76162076
A bit of anger I detect ?

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suns coming up
birds are chirping

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Wait, is this London???

>>76162091
who was living with who you dumb fuck. its literally just a list of missing from different flats on each floor

>>76162103
yes its social housing you mong

>>76162091
He was visitting a friend on the 17th floor, his family got out but were lived on a different floor.

Ernie is Marjorie's son iirc

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>>76162102
go to bed

>>76162102
Got a fookin raven's nest in a tree opposite my flat. Can see straight into it.

>>76162099
no just curious how someone can be that much of mong

fucking obese /sp/ mod cunt

>Asos is online only

who does that? how can you order something without knowing what it will look like?

>>76162145
I am fat and stupid.... And proud

>>76162118
>it's social housing

Erm, only some of it is, Rasheed, you smelly little shit.

>>76162118
"who was living with whom" m80

gf is away for the weekend and I miss playing about with her in bed

>>76162155
You can send stuff back

But yeah that's more effort than walking to the shop

>>76162152
Remember. He does it for
F R E E
R
E
E

>>76162171
FONT

it's not expropriation it's habitational easing

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>>76162171

>>76162179
it seems too time consuming
buy something, send it back, repeat 7 times till you find something that suits you

>>76162152
got a month ban for asking what haircut to get on /sp/ once

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>>76162171
font

>>76162013
>live through the world war and come of age in a Britain flourishing with postwar prosperity
>see the gradual decline of standards of living (atomization of society through technology, economic downturns, government cutbacks, loss of social cohesion)
>end your life burning to death in a commieblock surrounded by foreigners
Feel bad for sheila desu

best mate let me touch his willy in college
but i made the mistake of putting his hand on my willy, forgot he was in fact straight
i was close to sucking his willy one time though
and one night at the seaside he moved into bed with me complaining about his bed, and i didnt think anything about it, but think he said after that he was surprised I "didn't try anything". So twice close to sucking his willy.

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>>76162214
we were having a good post match yarn and this obese fuck deletes a whole bunch of posts because he got bullied at school

>housing people in Russian and Saudi empty houses: bad
>taking English people's property to build HS2: good

ever notice how empty council estate areas are
so many people living in them but nobody outside

>>76162232
a true 21st century death

>>76162232
you think she had a better standard of living in the 1950's?

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>>76162232

>>76162284
retard

>>76162284
yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuVfmfaNupQ

>>76162207
If you're an adult you should know what style you dress and look good in, it's mainly a case of fit, but you should know your general size too

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>>76162238
such an irritating question to ask, you annoying little twerp
ban deserved

Why is there no new thread

>>76162316
>>76162316