What does everyone think of Australia?

Who?

Hate Australia.
Love Pakis and Lebbos.

I want to go just to pick up the accent.

Whom?

>tfw want to say 'crikey, let's have a jolly chinwag' to all the Strayand I meet here
>tfw they're all hipsters from Melbourne (NOT Melbin) who speak a neutral sort of English

fack me, cant

>>76159330
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whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es

>>76159372
truly, such language can only be found in a whaler's fo'c's'le

Everywhere 300kms or more outside of a capital city here is like the deep south of America.

it was too hot and the aussies bullied me

>>76159406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfAnvdcnE08

>>76159445
Probably because the Kiwi accent is retarded.

It's not full

drought, not washing off dish soap, third world internet speed and throe anotha shremp on tha bahbee might

>>76159336
>austr*lians in the best country in the world

Tell them to go home

>>76159478
seex, fush and chups, faggot

>>76159487
They're called prawns here and no-one barbecues them.

We usually say chuck rather than throw.

>>76159529
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cPs2SzShNc

>>76159445
That's cos kiwis have cute bulliable accents

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHSJCMkUa9Y

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what do you think of us aussie bois xo

>>76159753
Squeals like a dropbear right before attacking a tourist.

>>76159487
>shremp
Only retarded Ameriburgers call a prawn a shrimp.
Those fat fucks taint everything they touch.
What's with the not washing off dish soap reference?

>>76159517
Kill yourself namefag.

>>76159529
How's your deck, bru?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBSk_jHQg18

>>76159753
>those screams from 0:44 onwards
Kek, what an idiot.

>>76159800
What are they doing, ass inspection?

>>76159304
Why do they stop shitposting now?

>>76159304
it's shit

>>76159304
filthy

>>76159304
I wish I could live there, thats it

>>76159304
It's funny, Brits don't see Aussies as foreign as such. You're so like us you might as well be Brits, same with Kiwis.

I think you're all top lads desu

>>76159800
Why are Aussie guys so lewd? Bf material, desu.

>>76159304
gr8 fellows

>>76159304
After all is said and done, i still love the fucking cunts

>>76159304
Shithole

>>76159304
sinner

>>76159406
>whaler's fo'c's'le
i understood that reference

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>>76159304
Nice

>>76159304
They're really good at playing knifey-spooney.

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I wan b austrayin

can i b austrayan?

THE australiANUS DURING HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED TO STEAL,, DRINK,, AND SNIFF GASOLINE
""THE australiANUS"" PLANTS CROPS TO PRODUCE THE MOST DISGUSTING BEER!!
THE australiANUS DOESN'T BATHE, DOESN'T STUDY,
DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL, DOESN'T GO TO COLLEGE, HE'S AN IGNORANT TOOL
CLOSED-MINDED, BRUTE, DUMB, PROFANE, REPUGNANT

HOW DO YOU SAY australiANUS IN LATIN ???

*"AUSTRALOPITECUS"

HOW TO RECOGNIZE AN australiANUS? IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE BROWN AND ASIAN, LIKE SHIT, SIMILAR TO MUD
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1.50 TO 1.60, LIKE THEIR FILIPINO COUSINS
3- THEY'RE MENTALLY CHALLENGED FROM CENTURIES OF DRINKING TOXIC CALLED "VICTORIA BITTER" AND "VEGEMITE"
4- THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
6- THEY HAVE ENORMOUS NOSES LIKE SHARKS OR TUCANS
7- THEY'RE MONKEYS, THE ENGLISH CALLED THEM SO
8- THEY'RE BROWN GOOKS AND HAVE NO EYELIDS
9- THEY HAVE PROTUBERANT CHEEKBONES
10- THEY HAVE ROUND SWOLLEN FACES, BECAUSE THEIR WOMEN FUCKED EMUS

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>>76159800
pic related is the average aussie

>>76162216
no

>>76159304
Pretty good

Deluded chinklovers

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>>76159304
sick cunts

Best country in the world. No homo

>>76159304
They love to bant although they suck at fighting they just want to crack your head with a bottle, but if you have decent combat training you can make them cry.

Stupid English colony fucks kangaroo.

>>76159304

I liked it, Auckland is a very nice city.

can you say barbecue for me