/balk/ - Balkan Thread

>does that mean he's not coming on ?

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>tfw when Tonibler Hoxha hears there are BRITS nearby


The same feeling that a Christian gets he enters Ayia Sofia or a Muslim in Mekka

>>76158381
Why do Greeks dislike the US?

>>76158431
It happened because of the CIA's meddling with the Greek military dictatorship


Till this point, everytime an American president was invited here,people were cheering and offering flowers to him

>finish les miserables
>look up some things on the internet
>turns out the original is thousand something pages and i had read the abridged version
well fuck me. now i want to read the original but dont have the patience to go through hundreds of spoiled pages

>>76158532
Was the dictatorship good/competent?

>>76159140
Viktor hugo protestirase posle masakrot vo batak

>>76159472
>hugo

>>76159273

The 1963 and 1964 elections didn't help the country to get a majority government, plus the Palace didn't like the PM-elect, they made a political coup and deposed him, leading to a highly polarised period of political instability

The country was without government and fearing a new uprising of the Communists, the Colonel regime was established in 21 April 1967 with the help of the CIA and the tolerance of the King

Eventually the colonels kicked the King out, after he tried to reverse his actions with a counter coup in 1970. Those stayed in power until 1973, when they decided to go through a "democratisation" period which resulted to another period of social uprisings and political instability and eventually, the Fall of Cyprus to Turkey

>>76158532
the strong commie part always disliked the west though, even before those events

good morning, fellow normies

>>76159747
jokes on you normie subhuman, i did an all nighter

>>76159755
>not sleeping during the night
haha what a loser

>>76159755
>not sleeping during the night
haha what a loser

>>76159799
>>76159818
>normie delusions

>>76159828
>i spent a whole night on video gaming or compensating for not being a normal student, therefore fuck normie delusions
>ouch hemorrhoids strike again

>>76159859
>normshit projections

>>76159889
>i am in lack of any viable argument therefore i'll just use the "projection" card

>>76159908
>>76159889
>>76159828

>>76159935
it's too early for such shitposting, desu

>>76160044
im going to bed soon. gotta shitpost now

>>76160099
>tfw Bulgarians are still Asians, even in their hours

>>76160998
why do libtards and rootless cosmopolitans get triggered by dog spinning so much? literally no harm is done

>>76160998
I do this with my extended family's dogs when we celebrate Bulgaria's independence from USSR and they seem fine with it.

>>76161019
Animal cruelty?idk

>>76160998
well id have fun if this was done to me

>>76161481
this

>>76160998
Bulgarian space program

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If my fyromanian brother is here, i was the retard from yesterday that wanted to tell that girl at the birthday party that i liked her followup:

>talk with qt for more than 2 hours
>we flirt
>compliments me alot, eyes, my choice of clothing, how well i did at uni, she was in the same class
>ask for my number because i'm hard to reach (no fb)
>tells me jew and nigger jokes (pic related)
>invites me to come tonight with her girl friends and her sister

Haven't told her i liked her, but i'm thinking to bail tonight and ask her if she wants to meet 1v1 sometime. Is that a good idea?

Also if you're autistic and can't understand the pic:

>What happens when you throw a jew and a nigger off a ledge?
>Well, does it matter?

>>76161813
kinda unrelated but hearing girls use slurs or swears is an instant turn off for me. post photos btw

>>76161864
can't but

>sky blue eyes
>dark blonde hair
>petite as fuck
>smart
>always feel relaxed when i talk to her
>lively (hard to explain, but she's always in a good mood)

>>76161813
Invite her over some coffee/beer at a bar or something, should be adequate.

>>76161813
id do that too. come up with an excuse that you are going out with family for the night, and ask her to go out during the day with you tomorrow 1v1

>>76161932
Nigga you gay

>>76161968
fuck off you ain't taking her bubreg :DDD

>>76161950
>>76161966
thanks boys

>>76162007
if you fail to fugg promise to post photos lad.

gl

>>76162007
Then why do you want to meet her 1v1?

>>76162037
cuz a girl who posts nigger jokes and wants you to go out with her "friends and sister" is fishy at best

>>76162037
so i can isolate her, possibly put my dick in her maybe? but she's definitely gf material desu, i'd lay off on the dickputting desu

>>76162065
>inb4 she browses /pol/

>>76162071
dont ever lay off on the dickputting. if she is a whore, it will be resolved sooner. if she is wife material, the dicking is important. there is literally no reason to wait for it. unless you are 14, in which case fuck off back to school

>>76162131
got it famalam

>>76162110
and girls who browse /pol/ are like a dime a dozen

>>76161813
>Is that a good idea?
terrible idea, desu
you'll look like a creep

go out with her company, and save the 1v1 for the next time

Elhamdulillah
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nzqdF1x4WG

>>76162254
mashallah akhi

>>76162254
salam alaikum, hayvan

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Who will inherit boyko?

>>76162730
A lesbian puppet, just to continue the trend

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>>76163101
Boiko tried that, the people voted for the right guy instead of the granny on the left.

>>76163187
The local transvestite and Al Bundy.

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>>76163553
>al bundy
I wish.

>>76161813
fucking alphafag die

havent slept for 48 hours now pretty much and im not very sleepy. dubs tells me if i sleep or stay until i pass out

>>76163834
if dubs, dont sleep until you get a heart attack and die

>>76163834
>haven't slept for 48 hours
Try Astral Projection m8

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Hold up /balk/
Prove to me that you're cCc C* ISLAMIC C* cCc

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>>76164327
fuck christcucks, mudslimes and kikes

>>76164327
I am greek

>>76164416
is this serdar?

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>>76164327
*deports bulgarian citizens to be executed for political crimes by the sultan*

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>>76164327
>>76164424
aaaaayyyyyyyyy

>>76164429
m-maybe

>>76164442
he looks browner than erdogan lmao

>>76164880
thats because he is browner than erdog

>everytime I take a walk by the center there's always long hordes of tourists
>in the news today they said the demand is already greater than the capabilities of the country so there's need for farther improvement
Bunkerbey on suicide watch

>>76164966
What is there to see in Albania other than bunkers?
Not trying to be mean, legitimate question.

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>>76164880
boyko is actually secretly wh*te

>>76165094
He puts on brown face when meeting greeks and turks for extra diplomatic points.

>>76161813
Lol no, go with her pussy.

>>76165010
Takes less than 5 seconds to search on google

>>76165094
That face says it all.

>>76164966
We're also getting flooded by tourists in the capital for whatever reason.

>>76165238
Bunker art is the second thing that comes up, lel.
But there are museums, castles and lakes, I may have a look later this year.

>>76165010
Poles(top coming tourists) come in my city for hiking, beach, to see the city, to visit the nearby villages where they can visit some sworn virgins that still exist, go look at closed towers where they tell you about how Dukagjins law works and also talk about blood taking.Next go to the Archeological museum to see Illyrian remains and Roman ship parts. The check the WW2 road(a street full of destroyed houses from WW2 that are semi-museums) and also check the Museum of photography "Marubi", where the original photos of major moments in Albania are stored. They also check the bunkers and the natur

>>76165324
I never got that. There is nothing in Sofia. NOTHING. Even fucking Berlin has more to see in it.
I can name 20 cities in Bulgaria more interesting to visit, yet people go to Sofia only.

>>76165448
Oh yeah, the castle and the lake also

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I wish we still had state atheism.
I wish education still had proper funding.
But I hate socialism.
How do I deal with the internal conflict bros?

>>76165515
There's the National History museum, the parks, the churches, the restaurants/clubs, and the mountain.

>>76165554
suicide my lad

>>76165571
There is one church worth looking at, the restaurants and clubs are generic european city tier, nothing special, the mountain is the worst in Bulgaria, the parks are bad for Bulgaria, and the museums are bad for Europe.

>>76165515
>>76165603
cheap

>>76165603
>There is one church worth looking at,
Which one? The oldest, or the biggest?

Also, would you like some cheese with your whine, provinciali cuck?

>>76165515
There is some stuff, old Roman shit, commie art museum, institutions and shit, monuments.
In general you can have a more proper vacation than in the overcrowded big European cities where it's too overcrowded to do fuck all.

Well soon have a bigger mosque than Hagia Sofia in our capital. Imagine the tourists

>>76165709
masha Allah bro

thats going to drive enverbey mad btw

>>76165709
People don't give a toss unless it's historical.

>>76165448
I'm thinking of working as a courier in my city this summer

>>76165749
Actually a lot of Indonesians and Malaysians are coming. Even if not finished, people go to pray there, and like 80% of ppl praying are Indonesians and Malays. Checked some yt vids and for some reason they like going to other countries and pray in their mosques

>>76165842
what about arabs? do you have any

>>76165905
No, not really. All the Muslim tourists are jungle-chink looking

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>>76165554
>I wish we still had state atheism.
why? for what fucking purpose?

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>>76165842
Asians are weird.

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>>76158381
«Ai buzëqeshi kur ia futa dorën midis kofshëve dhe fillova t'i fërkoj karin e madh.»

>>76166260
>a fookin bootleg italian fleg

>>76166260
Stop reading wikitionary entry for dick

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>>76165554
Education never had proper funding here, you cuck. That's why most people older than 20 are complete degenerates and trash, and our politicians - batka selyaks for the most part. Stop with the commie memes passed down from your grandparents who are longing for their younger days.

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>>76166352
delet this

>>76166352
it was never about funding. it was about standards.

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>>76166303
>>76166339
Яж ми кýpa, cъщo дa ми ceднeш нa кýpa!

Бyгapи цигaни

>>76166765
Бyгapи чигaни*
ftfy

>>76166260
is that filename in some russian-old church slavic mix?

>>76166765
Fuck turgaria man.

>>76166911
its mate you dip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlbXmYcGy1M

My dudes, we have a problem

We need to protect our planet from an individual that does nothing but spread propaganda. He wants to eliminate every female and the ones that refer to themselves as female.

Please help us, tell Geestenziek to fuck off in >>76166003 thank you.

>>76166982
refer to this
>>76166969
klootzaak

why do you balkans scratch your turbans when you are upset?

>>76167118
because scratching my balls in public would be rude

>>76167118
It's where we hide the explosives, we're arming the detonator

Got me some decent white adidASSES for 50 euro lads. Did I do good?

>>76165728
I actually quite like the architecture of that mosque unlike these self-loathing cosmopolitans. Good that they didn't submit to some meme post-modernist style like the orthodog and cucktholic churches.

>>76166893
I transliterated the Japanese title, used Omega for long Japanese "o" or "ō" (Romaji). I used "Ы" to transcribe Jap. sound /ɯ/ and "Џ" for /dʑ/ (which was an error, I now realize it ought be "ђ").

>>76167572
dai snimka i sh ti kaja

t. born and bred in rudnika

>>76167705
When I get home. I'm shitposting from the bus stop, just couldn't wait to share with my best online friends

>>76167572
>not buying bootleg from gypos
good goy

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVwol5ozv3k

>>76167747
>>76167866
he is right. i have like 4-5 pair of adidas shoes and they are all bootlegs

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>>76167943
i guess this is a formal invitation of mammi then

IIf dub reply I post dick pic

>>76167866
If I buy gyppo shoes they'll tear in 6 months and I'll have to buy another pair. I just replaced my Adidas pair after 4 years.

>>76168057
lets go shqipboy

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>>76168064
>believing the propaganda
I've had expensive shoes that fall apart after a few months and shitty shoes that last years.
The only reason to buy brand is for looks. But running shoes all make you look like a negro, so you pissed that away.

>>76168206
>tfw no giraffe gf

>>76168133
there you got 'em
checked

>>76168435
lmao he deleted roll post where he got dubs
i know a sqhip would fool us like always

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2Sn0LvZQNs

>>76168133
Nice try, post dicc

>>76168466

>>76168636
No pls. I don't wanna see his circumcised dick. I rolled for fun

>>76168939
thats pretty big wew

>>76168939
straight out of /soc/
also enjoy ban

>>76168961
>>76168987
Google it to see if it's original.

>>76169261
I dont have to
its bigger than mine so its not original

>>76169261
it was 100% fake

t.14cm

>>76168057
rolling

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>first day off in a month
>have exam tomorrow

>>76169668
Slowpoke

>>76169961
i finished my exams last wednesday
feels good

>>76158381
yeah i'm here

>compliments me alot, eyes, my choice of clothing, how well i did at uni, she was in the same class

imo this is a 99% sign it's going down

BRAVO! Now go to the party and act normal and hang out with her and her friends. You'll get an opportunity to isolate sometime, or even she might do it for you. And don't be direct and explain you like her logically like a dumbass, just go with the emotions. I would say let's go outside to talk and lead her by the hand. Then when you get there talk a little, cosy up and kiss her. You can't pre-plan this, it happens naturally. I've done this 100 times with the same pattern and it works every single time.

>>76170076
>>76161813

I want to kill a thousand jews and three hundred moldovans

>>76170218
why moldovans?

>>76170252
see?
no one cares about the jews

>>76170218
why jews

i push my fingers into my eyes

>>76170894
Përshëndetni vëllain tim aryan

Why are all Canadians rude and malodramatic?

They sperg 24/7.

IF THE PAIN GOES ON
IM NOT GONNA MAKE ITTTTTTTT

>>76171165
fuck off slavshit subhuman

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>>76171165
They compensate on 4chan. Irl people from a country are usually the opposite of what they commonly are on 4chan.

Guys, did you hear Bozhidar Dimitrov's lecture on balkan homo history earlier today? Shit was hilarious.

>>76171449
is that why Bulgarian pose as whites on /balk/?

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>>76171486
Yes.

>>76171518
why my dad doesn't love me?

>>76171619
Wh*tes are alpha bulls with dominant genes.

>>76171619
>kids white as snow

I'd be disappointed too desu.

>>76171682
>>76171729
no im not talking about the gypsies in that post
im talking about real life
my dad doesn't love me
I haven't seen him since I was 12
he doesn't even call me on my birthdays
it's sad desu

>>76168987
No needed to report me tho
>>76169353
>14 cm
Even when erect?
>>76169293
How big is yours?

>>76171785
Divorced parents?

>>76171859
yea

>>76171868
Then your dad is a jerk

>>76171920
I know

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Dnes biem Srbite i se klasirame

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>>76171785
Because he's a shitty parent.
Pic related also had his dad abandon him.
Be like Soros, don't let it get you down.

>>76171807
15-16 cm

>>76171785
Its often not that easy, maybe your mom stopped him

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>be me
>be bored
>get an idea
>"I'll try to play as an AlBANEnian in GTA Online
>I register new account "O te tsifsa"
>enter game
>buying a luxurious silver Benefactor (the ingame Mercedes-Benz) with neon and shits
>I also put custom music from Kosova as horn
>I start approaching people by saying them "ooooo TE TSIFSA NONEN arkidi" while drinking my Piβwasser beer (like a real albo)
>they're Gayreek and Serbshit muti
>I steal a tank from Zancudo
>hahahha I kill every Gayreek and Serbshit ingane
>they send swat to muh house
>eventually I piss a lot of morons
>ooo te tsifsa, they sent SWAT to muh trailer in Sandy Shores (You can't steal an apartment in the main city)
>I die like a doge


Did I just live the ultimate Albanian Experience?

>>76172037
no , its just his choice not to talk to me
my grandmother from my fathers side comes and visits or calls whenever she wants

he on the other hand doesn't even care

>>76171988
I wish I was like Soros
But im not a jew

Bulgarians

Thank you for her

https://youtu.be/dMsxxmLfsQg

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>>76172338
These gypsies fit well in Greece. You can barely tell the difference.

>>76158431
Everyone dislikes the US, anon.

>>76172071
Nice but everybody knows serbs cant afford modern technologies. Kudos to the idea though

>>76172432
>white
>gypsy

You should call your nearest ocular center in Shitfia desu :D

>>76172470
Who's white, you dumb turk? I didn't see any white people in that video. If that cunt is from Bulgaria, she must be from Burgas, must be her Greeco-Gypsian roots.

>>76172438
There is a positive correlation between brown skin and dislike of the US.

>>76172576
I bet Inna is whiter than you, miniturk :Dd

>>76172610
>whiter than me
>ME
>blue eyes
>pale
>literally the genetics of top-tier European white person
>light brown hair
>blue eyes
>WHITER
>THAN
>ME

Congolese-looking fag, don't speak to me that way.

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>>76172689
t. Hayde Solunski Turci

>>76172689
Just because you have indian roots doesnt make you an aryan

>>76172689
Oxaoxaoaxoaxaxoxoaoxaoaxoaxoxaoaxoxa A WILD GYPSY APPEARS

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awo da

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>>76172766
>>76172853
>gypsies
>blue eyes
>pale skin
>light brown hair

I was just memeing you, but it really does seem like the gypsies appear to be whiter than you in comparison. You Greeks certainly think so.

>>76173099
STOP USING MY PICTURE
HOW DID YOU GET THIS?
IM CALLING THE COPS ON YOU

Гpъкoc зaвиздac нac бeлиc хopac.

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>>76173157

Am I saying it right guys?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yUoeYsJmui

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>>76173099
Shit happens

>>76173157
Looks like a Russian to me.

>>76173227
>>76173258
Wrong quote. Sorry Spritakis Turkofakis Stantatpantakis

>>76173157
And eyeless too

Don't forget that :^)

When are we genociding the Greeks aka Turks and their brethren, the gypsies?

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>>76173557
You and what army?

>>76173557
never because bulgaria is a poor non country

>>76173675
>>76173557
>>76173227
>>76173124
>>76173099

>Its another "Balkanics LARPing as whites" episode

>>76173770
>me
>wh*te
wrong
I'm not a submissive cuck with inferior and recessive genes

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>>76173675
The army that has always raped your ass in every war.

>>76173766
>t. some kebab that's leeching of autistic SJW Germans

Neck yourself.

>>76173770
>t. the Turk projecting his own blackness onto others.

>>76173859
you are the typical jealous bulgarian with inferiority complex

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>>76173859
>The army that has always raped your ass in every war.
Refresh my memory, lad

>>76173859
you literally never won a war against us

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>>76173859
>Turk
>Black

>>76174162
even germans hate albanians and turks here

>>76174162
>that albanian face when you harvest a fresh bubreg

Did the earthquake affect you, autistic Greekos?

>>76174381
>>76173882
jealousy

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What are you fags eating?

t. not xpozed

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Explain

>>76174886
top is fake faggot

>>76174674
Nice Lidl food, comrade

>>76174674
I'd love me some beans and sausage

>>76175000
Its not

>>76175101
Sled 30min na pilonite, sausaga ot men, boba shte go mislim

>>76175113
oh yeah? in what episode then?

>>76175155
Fuck do I know

>>76175214
Because its fake dumbass. I was present in the /co/ thread.

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1.your cunt
2.whats your opinion on the sweden of the balkans?

>>76175070
Thanks, it's good.

>>76175272
1. Flag
2. It's shit

>>76175267
>implying im a simpsons nerd who can name every episode

>>76174674
sausage and beans is underrated in 2017. simple, tasty and nutritious, what else do yo uneed

>>76175272
Disappointed desu, a faggot croat wtf.
Does the map in background contain kosovo?

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>>76175272
Fixed

>>76175464
not anymore
>>76175535

>>76169961
Fucking kek

>>76175535
Upvoted

so when are Albanians renaming Kosovo to Dardania

>>76175464
the fact that not even barbarian slavs are immune to western pozloads is a bit unnerving desu

>>76175619
FUCKING THIS

It is true, that what others could NOT destroy in 150 years, Capitalism destroyed in 20 years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RT3_iN_RSHE&t=52s

>>76175635
Serbs always have been people who have a need to be dominated and guided. Turks, Austria, Russia, West, the whole Yugoslav thing. Muh brotherhood, my this, muh that. They dont feel well alone and are ready to sellout constantly, this is the same as now, with this move they are trying to please their masters.

>>76175619
Can't. Only person who wanted to do it and could've pulled it off died suddenly of cancer.
It would have made us enemies of the EU if we had renamed kek

>>76175756
inb4 an orthodoxy or death jihadist assassinates the witch and starts a chain reaction for WW3

>>76175844
yeah no shit but it would be great IRL banter

>>76175751
reminder that capitalism promoted female liberation so wages could drop and more people could become cogs in the elites' machine, comrade :^)

>>76175875
It wouldn't be banter at all. Dardania is the only legitimate name and it is that why the EU hates it because then we'd have a basis for a national identity.

Capitalism literally leads to Global Communism
Prove me wrong

>>76175906
thats not even a commie talking point

>>76175928
Except dardania as an entity and an identity have not existed for about 2000 years now.

>>76175928
youd be basically fyrom 2.0

>>76175967
that's because most communists love female liberation, why would they say capitalism did something that is in their mind, positive

>>76176069
i thought you were implying that that was a marxist critique because you wrote comrade

>>76175984
We know that.
>>76176015
True. We'd have to basically create a new nation out of thin air, which was the main goal of most patriots and intellectuals, most of who were murdered before NATO went in and the rest mysteriously died all over Europe, with Rugova dying of cancer all of a sudden before the independence was proclaimed.
Alas Kosovo is permanently cucked by the EU and I for one welcome the day the EU finally dies.

>>76176103
naw, hence le ebin smiley face

>>76176177
>I for one welcome the day the EU finally dies
friendship with srbja ended now kosovo is my best friend

the EU is good if your politics aren't corrupt

>>76176280
there is nothing whatsoever positive about the EU and every single EU apparatchik deserves to be crucified, their wives raped before their eyes and their children sold into slavery

>>76176177
If theres no eu and nato what would stop serbs from taking kosovo back?

>>76176329
what's so bad about having a shitton of money invested in you if you can actually utilize them properly? if we did, Greece would be at its current state GDP per capita wise (i.e. post-2008 contraction) but we'd also be having low unemployment and be on the rise instead of in decline

inb4 muh 50k refugees

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>>76176329
>diaspora fag is rabidly nationalist
woah, really makes you think

>>76176329
Functioning EU with all of Europe in it is the final red pill and the only thing that can stand in americas way. Besides, the eu isnt so bad when you study in germany or their stop your country from becoming a failed state, is it?

>>76176364
NATO and the US are bro-tier. It's the EU that's cancer. They interfere in all our internal policies, fuck with people's lives and our country's internal stability. All the liberal cuck policies of EU are first beta tested in Kosovo before they're implemented in the EU. If you want I can give you examples.

>>76176280
NATO and the US can stay for as long as they want. The EU not so much.

>>76176387
>50k refugees
HAHAHAAHA LMFAO
>>76176421
>anti-EU=nationalist
if i were a communist internationalist id still be anti EU
>>76176429
>Functioning EU
>implying thats not an oxymoron
the EU is a parasitic entity it cannot by definition be functional as it feeds off of dysfunction
if you are pro europe you cant be pro EU
thats the final redpill imo

>>76176429
forget the USA. China is on the horizon, they'll buy half of Europe out at some point

*enters thread*
*sniff sniff*
*the smell of lewd crotch spoils the air*
wait no that was even before i entered

>>76176456
Give please

DRINK WINE FROM THE SKULLS OF EU POLITICIANS!
DEBATE ME!

>>76176495
>the EU is a parasitic entity

holy fuck, the guy from a country that got a shitton of funds from the EU calls it a parasitic entity. seakike, you've gone mental

>HAHAHAAHA LMFAO

'muh blogs say otherwise'

at this point fapping doesnt even feel that good but i still do it 2-3 times a day

>>76176495
So in your opinion every nation in Europe should stand for itself, occassional inter european wars and being globally an easy bitch? Because one doesnt go without the other.

>>76176514
Chinks are subhuman and will never be a real threat long term

>>76176630
For fapping to feel good you need to fap long.
Cumming as fast as possible arely feels good, but give me time for a long session and it's better than ayrian on a hot day.
>>76176670
Chinks are the most powerful race in the world.

DEATH TO THE EU! SLAY THE ENEMIES OF ALLAH!
goodbye niggers i have to go now

>>76176633
You literally haven't seen it yet but the EU is a German Empire. We don't have a local economy, we have been flooded by German shit the same way the USA gets flooded by the PRC. Boyko is pretty much Merkel's sockpuppet, something those "Patriots" themselves have pointed out in the past despite them licking his ass now.

>>76176670
China has had very good GDP growth that will very likely continue for a good while and they've been massively investing in cutting-edge technology from genetics to robotics. they've also been financially expanding outside of China

some westerners always underrate China which is a shame because the shock might be too much to take

>>76176523
Right after the war and the genocide, we were spammed with "tolerance for minorities" all over the place. Signs, commercials on TV, everywhere.
Most European KFOR members were cancer to our people, some Romanian gypsy even shot people during a celebration rally and promptly fled to Romania where he got no punishment.
When we declared independence, it was the EU that forced us to not only give minorities, and e specially serbs special rights, they got a fucking veto to use on anything they didn't like. They got 10 seats in the parliament out of 120. That's twice their % of Kosovo population and they also almost got extra seats if it wasn't for protests
.
Right now we're getting baited with visa liberalization and the EU is asking for ridiculous shit for it. Like, give Montenegro territory or no visa liberalisation. They used that card for years now.
They're the nr.1 factor that prevents us from having an army, so we're legally not allowed to buy military equipment due to having no law about armed forces.
Meanwhile all the US and NATO asks from us is that we don't start a war. Mattis even said that the US will only leave Kosovo when Kosovo's army is ready to defend itself, which goes completely against EU interests.

>>76176796
We export 3.4b and import 3.5b from germany. You're full of liquid shit. Kys.

atlas.media.mit.edu/en/profile/country/bgr

>>76176838
>we were spammed with "tolerance for minorities" all over the place. Signs, commercials on TV, everywhere.
That wasn't such a bad thing given the situation you were in

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>>76176838
How ironic, considering that you were the terrorist minorities that Tito forced others to tolerate

>>76177038
Akshëlly, KLA was formed only after they started killing young people in Kosovo

>>76176991
Really?
>they tried to kill every single one of them so please respect and tolerate them.
>>76177038
No, we were not. Tito however did try his best to get us to love Serbs which led to many Albanians taking Serb wifes.

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>>76176838
A wewuz Kosovo would be fucking awesome. They had in plan to standardize the pretty pure Gheg dialect and use gheg as standard there(since no tosks), and actually focus on the Dukagjin area. I would have moved there if these happened tbqh

>>76176495
>anti-EU
>coming from a Greek diaspora in Germany
taking the hypocrisy to a whole new level, are we?

>>76175368
>>>76175070 (You)
>Thanks, it's good.

Jk m8. What's your recipe?

>>76176796
So you say a 7M country has to rather obey to a 80M powerhouse? That comes quite surprising to me. This is the whole point I am trying to make. Being part of a well oiled machine isnt bad, federational wise everybody would keep its regional identity but economically things would get pretty much leveled. See it as a family, both you and your brother are members of the family, yet everybody has his own identity. Let alone, that you can call him for help if bullied.
>>76176806
And yet they are famous for huge pollution, copy pasting superior products turning them into inferior such and general cruelties. A chink cannot function in any way like a european, a chink has no winner mentality, he can work 18 hours a day and thats it. Their current power state is the maximum they can reach and no investments in africa will ever change that. Nobody can force think mentality on us.

>>76177093
Adding to that. Not only we were not tolerated. We were forced to speak Serbo-Croatian, had a "vic" added to our surnames, speaking Albanian was punished severely as well.
"Tolerance" says the gypsy

>>76177092
>Akshëlly

I read that as Ashkally. Would have made more sense as well.

>>76177135
Soak beans in a bowl for like 6 hours and cook them with tomato sauce, minced onion, bey leaf, paprika, parsley and sausages.

>>76177196
t. Toni Blerimic

>>76177236
I might be tempted to try it out. Are you a student btw?

Who wants a great bet for tonight? 100% sure

>>76177272
No. I graduated college like 10 years ago.

>>76177093
>>76177196
Continuous bad relations are no solution either. Leaving things as they were could lead to another war. Learning to tolerate/ignore each-other on the other hand prevents that

>>76177143
>And yet they are famous for huge pollution, copy pasting superior products turning them into inferior such and general cruelties

those are the results of being a newbie in the game as well as using shortcuts to start making it big when you can't fairly compete otherwise

China has been in the game for a shorter period than many other countries and has industries that are making them look archaic in comparison. you can't expect a country of 1 billion to become Japan in 50 years

DIE! FUCKING GERMS!

>>76177302
How old are you dude?

>>76177303
You are assuming that we we're hellbent on murdering them. We were not. We just survived a genocide and were told to love the people who perpetrated it.
Imagine the Israelis and the Jews being told to tolerate and live with nazis right after ww2. You'd be branded mentally unfit to live.

>>76177357
I turned 31 this year

For what reason Serbs want Kosovo so much when they let Montenegro go? Like seriously

In Montenegro
-First Serbian entities
-Sea
-Much older churches
-A lot of Serbs in north
-Would fucking help in tourist matter
-Orthodxes

Kosovo
-was part of the 30 yrs old "empire"
-no sea
-not many churches
-not many Serbs
-NO SEA

>>76177417
They want Kosovo because it's in the center of the Balkan trade routes and because it's extremely rich with natural resources.

>>76177143
I'd rather not be family with a bunch of SJW Krauts who are working towards destroying their country.

>>76176990
Funny, I'm not noticing any profit from this trade. I can post some stats too, what's your point?

>>76177417
i think they wanted it for the resources but now it's simply out of butthurt because they wouldn't have lost it if NATO didn't bomb them.

>>76177369
The tolerance propaganda wasn't gonna make you love them, it was supposed to ease the boiled bloods

>>76177470
>im not noticing
As if youve ever looked into it

>>76177494
God, why are so retarded librafag?

>>76177563
I'm Libra, not him


Vote LIBRA btw guys

>>76177563
Wrong përsën, burger

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>>76177470
My point is that compared to our over all deficit (26.4b - 29b) = 2.6b trade with Germany generates 0.1, that's 1/26 of the trade deficit, while at the same time being ~1/11 of our total trade.
Does your tiny brain compute the implication?
Trade with Germany is more balanced than the trade that isn't with Germany.

Bëllgarria na trri morreta

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R8 my window view m80s

>>76177494
Oh forgive us for being slightly upset after someone tried to kill us, we should send them flowers and our kidneys, both of them.

>>76177592
I read their agenda, it looks to me like they don't really know how economics work
I can give you that they look honest, except Ben

>>76177652
I'm not saying we shouldn't have trade, but we can certainly end one-sided deals like the concessions.

>>76177709
You got it wrong, I'm just saying that trying to cool off things between you it's the normal thing to do for a third party

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>balkaniggers in charge of being original

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>jungles around the world
>Ikibeys home Lazistan is a jungle
CANT MAKE THIS UP

>>76177879
*if you're a third party

>>76177789
I'll quote you.
>We don't have a local economy, we have been flooded by German shit the same way the USA gets flooded by the PRC.
As I just demonstrated, that's bullshit, our trade deficit isn't from Germany.

>>76177597
Ok, let's see how cucked you are.

Who are you gonna vote for? Meme answers like "wont vote" are not allowed.

>>76177880
is the romanian one even a derby? seems like steaua is the dominant team

>>76177953
For your mother

>>76177375
I'm 29, nice

>>76177885
there's no tropical jungle there, it's temperate rainforest

>>76178013
Hmmmm...OK

>>76177706
Huh, palm tree

>>76178041
you motherfucker

>>76178043
tirana is pretty much los angeles

>>76177988
LIBRA? Got it. Once again I am absolutely vindicated.

>>76178111
Its Shkodër
New
>>76178081
>>76178081
>>76178081

>>76177982
actually, i dont think the croatian and the fyromian are derbies

technically, derby means that the teams are from the same city i think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkTyjWPAqq8

why do russians make such superior electronic music?