are elliot edition
Am a fan of Elliott
>>76157906
Remember reading one of his blog posts were he is raging about how a handsome blond lad came into class and all the women wanted him and he didn't even realise.
>>76158026
Elliot actually had a model face methinks. They like to make models of square headed as ans.
when did aussies get so shit at banter? that elliot rodger and the failed normie were awful
Sick and tired of being a Manlet
ahh yes an early thread again
>>76158071
at least you aren't 5'7 like me. i'm bite-sized.
>>76158026
the funniest was him at the party getting beaten up because he tried to push girls off a balcony, then he left his sunnies in the house so he went back to ge them, accidentally went to the neighbours house instead, chucked shit at the house and got beaten up by the occupants of that house too
My neighbor thought it would be a good idea to repeatedly punch a pitbull in the face to 'assert dominance'
elliot was a decent looking lad
combined with his father's wealth and fame he could've been balls deep in hot california blondes at all hours yet his crippling autism prevented that
cruel world
Want a late 30's short haired dominatrix to batter my bollocks
>>76158083
I'm 5'6
>>76158083
>>76158105
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>76158057
it's all about the reaction, not the method (have a method)
>>76158086
>accidentally went to the neighbours house instead, chucked shit at the house and got beaten up by the occupants of that house too
where did you see this? his manifesto? I've never heard this part.
>>76158088
>owns a pitbull
>that thought process
sorry you live next to nogs lad
>>76158105
>>76158083
hey cuties
>>76158114
IM FUCKING WARNING YOU
*plays an Oasis hit in solidarity with those related to the Grenfall dead and missing*
>>76158105
we should get 5'4 icelad to fly down and we can have a manlet party
>>76158071
>>76158083
i'm 6'3 and feel your pain
there's a lot of cunty tall guys about
>>76158117
pretty sure it's in his manifesto somewhere. he left his sunnies in the party because he got beaten up and thrown out. i am pretty sure he chucked stuff at the house or sperged out and was just yelling at them inside then they came out and boomfa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxIbq7HkalQ
I wouldn't reply to it if I were you
>>76158138
*she's electric*
Did you know that IQ is positively correlated with height?
*gets guitar out and plays wonderwall*
*gets emotional infront of the burnt paki house*
*cries on the news*
*goes home and doesnt do anything because it was all an act*
*votes labour*
>>76158125
>>76158139
You guys joke but it's literally made life impossible. Every day I deal with being the shortest being ridiculed and made fun of, I don't leave the house, i don't have a job,I don't have a life, it has completely handicapped me, I'm living just to die and it's all because I'm 5'6
>>76158191
you're making it worse than it is. I'm only an inch taller and I've had 2 gfs and many a job.
>>76158115
You were just as triggered as him though
>>76158117
>>76158152
what happened was he tried to shove a girl off the balcony and some chads shoved him off the balcony and he broke his leg then as he was hobbling home drunk he started to talk shit to people in a yard he was walking by and they beat his arse
the sunglasses come into play when he was at the party he was bragging about how his glasses cost $400 and no one cared so he got angry
Background choons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_G2p3riAZg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE0STR6k7PI
>>76158182
stuff like this and that light eyes correlate with IQ as well are only because they are both more frequent among northern europeans among the sample base.
>>76157906
Should have been "13 colonies" edition. That would have been 1 of the only acceptable yank editions.
>>76158182
what about niggers?
nobody ever opens your shitty youtube links
fuck off
>>76158213
yeah that's it. the sunnies were why he went back to the party though iirc
>>76158220
Height is still true within individual genetic groups.
It's probably because being short and having lower IQ can both be results of poor nutrition during development.
babestation
>>76157906
wew
>>76158250
>>76158250
I open pretty much every youtube link people post
where's my FUCKING acid
>>76158260
they ever find that airplane?
anyone remember the cuckio meme
>>76158275
wanker
tried microdosing shrooms and I think I permanently fucked my brain
>>76158187
Good lad
>>76158281
Nope, probably trying to beat osama as the best hide and seek player
anyone remember the "anyone remember the cuckio meme" meme
roommate stole my acid
>>76158300
I mean the fuck a passenger jet disappear to?
It's not like you can hide it behind some fertilizer in your shed. They didn't have loJack on the damn thing, nothing?
anyone remember final cuckio VII?
any /biz/ coinfag in?
anyone remember the cuckio meme lol
*snorts and poos self laughing while clicking post*
SCREEN JUST WENT ORANGE
cuckio and cuckigi
>>76158337
alri
>>76158333
*where the fuck does
My heart grows sick for thee
Here in the lowlands
I will return to thee hills of the north
Blue lake and rocky shore
I will return once more
Boom-diddy-ah-da, Boom-diddy-ah-da, Boom-diddy-ah-da, bo-oo-oom
>>76158298
You did the opposite. Shrooms grow new neural pathways in your brain. Calm down fanny baws.
>>76158333
dunno, I'm not some sort of aviation expert.
>>76158337
Sup my nigga
Waiting for my AEternity
Got my DGB miner in the shed
34 Eth deep, wassup?
Also on the ARK rocketship
Trying to wait for the HTML5 shit to get dealt with so I can sell off
Thinking about going on on BNT when the ICO hits exchanges
WASSUP?
>>76158357
hello nigger!
Really hoping to spend this Christmas with a qt gf
Gonna go for it this year lads
>>76158356
except I'm almost certain I permanently shut down my natural serotonin production
gf hasnt got a fucking ounce of financial smarts
think shed literally be dead if not for me
>>76158344
can i get a quick gestalt on what i need to get started with crypto (what coins, what wallet, what market to use, etc)?
cheers x
>>76158088
Well if it works for Cesar Millan...
>>76158357
hello nigger
anyone remember super cuckio 64?
took one of my roommates tabs
thieving cunt
>>76158399
hello literal nigger!
>>76158371
Well howdy billy bob
>>76158404
he took mine first
fuck knows why since he had some still sitting there (he went to his cousins for the night)
>>76158388
>>76158379
>gfs
>>76158388
my gf can't even figure out how to use the subway and the one in my area (DC) is extremely simple
think she would die if she ever ended up in NYC somehow
anyone remember grand theft cuckio 3?
>>76158391
You need about 1,000 dollars
You need to learn TA
/biz/ is full of shills now since ETH hit the moon so take everything as neutral information of no face value
Learn about Technical Analysis
Go to cryptowat.ch to watch the markets
Buy BTC, LTC, or ETH @ coinbase.com since you are an American.
It takes a few days to get verified and about a week to get the coins you buy (you need a bank account for this).
Buy LTC right now, it's mooning.
Eventually you'll want to dip into BTC and ETH, but just do research on good alt-coins such as ARK and DGB.
ICOs are tied mainly to ETH blockchain but have made huge market caps. Some are scams though.
>>76158391
>what coins
that's the golden question. crypto is like the wild west, you have no idea what is going to happen to what coin, you can only predict.
>what wallet
if you have <$1k invested it really doesn't matter
>what market to use
there's tons. localbitcoins, polonix, bittrex, coinbase (good for beginners), etc.
i'll have 2 cucker 9's
>>76158382
Well with that attitude you just might!
Why not eat heaps and see if that fixes it? You, like me, are probably speaking out your arse...
>>76158088
if it latches down your best bet is to punch it in the nose and kick it in the ribs repeatedly
Best bet is to ACTUALLY TRAIN YOUR FUCKING DOG.
t. grew up with German shepherds, does some side work on the weekends for a purebred breeder with Pitbulls, German Shepherds, and Dobermans
They're all great dogs if you train them to be great dogs. Animals don't understand what you don't teach them. Cant stand the idiots that fuck around with pitbulls and don't bother teaching them right from wrong and then act surprised when something gets hurt.
>>76158382
i don't think that's possible
>>76158432
I do, vividly.
I remember driving up and down the main road in "totally not Los Angeles" with my black homies as well.
anyone remember donkey kong cuckio 2 cuckio's quest?
>>76158459
is that lui[B]i?
>>76158388
You're a literal NEET Josie
cuck and morty
>>76158500
not since last week
>>76158507
FONT
Eating natto lads
>>76158507
Good girl what are you up to now?
alri
>>76158526
>>76158521
cor
DUDE
Anyone remember call of cuckio 4 : modern cuckio?
>>76158526
What southern state is this in? SC?
playin cuckio league right now haaaa
gf is genuinely significantly smarter than me but always listens to anything I say about things lol
might start a new dark souls 3 character during my trip
>>76158522
"reception assistant"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKFp6SQ_zIs
going shop ne1 want owt?
>>76158438
i've been reading up on technical analysis the past few days and lurking /biz/ too
can tell it's full of shills and memelords
so if i make a coinbase account now it probably won't be until next week until it's verified and i can start buying?
>>76158448
gonna put in $1000 to start then more depending on how well i do so i would like to start with a good wallet
is it best to check out all the markets to find the cheapest offer or is that trivial?
>>76158600
the coinbase wallet is fine for now. long term though you might want to look into getting a hardware wallet
>>76158591
Most Anglos are subhumans
I will say though, pitbulls can be great family dogs but they're not for beginners. If you've never had a large breed before, seek elsewhere. They can be very stubborn, they're often strong enough to challenge you psychically, they're generally high energy, it can be very difficult to break their will to do whatever they want whether you approve or not if you don't start them on thorough training while they're young. They don't entirely deserve their violent reputation because shit owners caused a lot of that but they don't do themselves any favors either.
I love working with them but out of all the dogs out there I'm most weary of the XL pit brutes being bred in the US. They can be a real challenge when they want to be.
>mfw remembering how the us cucked us during the suez crisis
anyone remember cuckio the dragon 2 : gateway to cuckio?
>>76158550
yes
that's liam he lives in sc but isn't from there originally
tabarnak
what else could be holding our galaxy together if not a black hole at its center
>>76158623
*challenge you physically
*whistles dixie*
>>76158635
I'm going to find where you live and come heem you if you keep spreading false info about me
I take my online personality very seriously
>>76158600
>can tell it's full of shills and memelords
it's gotten so bad now that you should probably just hide any thread where people are
a.) begging for cash
b.) telling their NEET story
c.) talking about anything other than crypto
d.) laughing at a particular coinholder
e.) blatantly shilling without giving specific information on the coin (although sometimes these threads can turn into information godlmines so just hide the obvious ones)
>so if i make a coinbase account now it probably won't be until next week until it's verified and i can start buying?
Actually, I don't think I'm 100% right. The limit you can buy will just be something very small like 100 bucks. I could be wrong. But you need a bank account most likely and you should start an account anyways.
>>76158651
There's a super massive black hole at the centre of every galaxy.
thailad's the type of guy to text another guy goodnight at 3am
>>76158659
i live in pinehurst nc
meet me by the donald ross statue at sundown tomorrow if you want your jaw turned to dust
>>76158690
I'm just being polite
>>76158600
>gonna put in $1000 to start then more depending on how well i do so i would like to start with a good wallet
always keep long term holds in an encrypted wallet
MyEtherWallet.com is good for ETH since their blockchain is gigantic and you can print out your wallet after encrypting your passkey
Bitcoin core node is a bit big but still the best wallet (bitcoin.org)
>is it best to check out all the markets to find the cheapest offer or is that trivial?
That's called arbitrage squirt and I'm running two bots right now to take advantage of it
Unfortunately this only helps you when cashing out so you want to go with the exchange that is best for getting your coins fast and without too much trouble
Most americans buy at coinbase, then transfer to other exchanges like Kraken, Bittrex, Poloniex, YoBit, etc.
anyone remember cuckiomon red and blue? which one did you get?
>>76158698
When I get rich off of crypto I will literally take you up on this offer
can feel it kicking in
>>76158698
too far away. not driving all the way out there
>>76158717
>not yellow
lmaoing at your life
thailad, give me your e-mail, snapchat, give me your kik
let's collaborate
I feel so bad for Chamberlain, he just wanted peace and did everything he could to logically achieve it. Shame Hitler wasn't a logical lad.
>>76158676
Imagine being Riley in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, you fuckin' forgettable, all mediocre with your tight body and perfect angelic face. I would totally divorce you, both my instagram self and the real me." when all he really wants to do is hold her in his arms as she stares into his eyes. Like seriously imagine having to be Riley and not only sit in that chair while Mary flaunts her perfect body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her perfect smile and beautifully toned legs, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that instagram post. Not only having to tolerate her mesmerising beauty but her subtle shyness as everyone online tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her soft kissable face form into types of smiles you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been having nothing but a healthy diet of drugs and alcohol and later alleged James Blunt albums for your ENTIRE SEPARATION coming straight out of the boonies in Austin. You've never even seen anything this fucking perfect before, and now you swear you can taste the dread that's breaking out in your balding head as she smiles suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to be divorced and sit there and revel in her "civil (for that is what she calls herself)" conversations, the words she worked so hard on with personal trainers in the previous months. And then she calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this world before the the entire world could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Riley. You're not going to lose the love of your life over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>76158722
Zoloft?
based fuckin' thailad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-h-mQePEDA
the comeup 'bum
>>76158753
lucy
>tfw literally didnt meet up with thailad in thailand because i thought if he was autistic enough to post here he might try to fuck and kill me
Doing the proverbial poo
>>76158754
you pathetic arse crawling fat nigger
is josie a girl?
so this is early morning brit huh
grim
>>76158758
>he doesn't think MI6 has him under surveillance 24/7/365
As if they'd let one of the most prolific nonces in british history just walk around, the MOMENT he steps outta line they'll take him down.
Best not to be seen with him
>>76158769
doubt it desu
>>76158725
I had cuckiomon gold, beat that
>>76158699
Night night/good morning babe zzzzzzz
Not a fan of weekend /brit/
Think I'll fuck off until monday
the verve consistently outperformed oasis over the course of their career but oasisrunts literally can't get their head round it
the utter state of britpop
once killed a man for making eye contact with me
>>76158772
Early early morning is worse. Just a Yank/Leaf/Aussie shitfest of crap banter and tedious spamming.
>>76158673
okay i'll make a coinbase account now
should i buy $100 of LTC if there is a spending limit initially?
>>76158702
i'll start with coinbase and then look at the other exchanges once i get a better handle on what i'm doing and then start looking into bots
really appreciate the help from both of you lads
>>76158788
Ok hitler...
>>76158808
*touches your eye*
>I'm here for the job interview
FYI
>>76158826
Would unironically hire him
>>76158813
i'd buy everything in ltc now because of the current up/down BTC and ETH is going through.
you can always transfer those coins to just about any exchange and sell them for btc if you want to start investing in alt-coins
>If you’re overweight, ugly, have no conversation, interesting anecdotes and very little class then there’s almost no hope
/brit/ in a nutshell
>>76158826
seems like an intense lad, good for floor retail
>>76158826
Jesus fucking christ
>what's that smell?
>>76158795
POTATO music. as you were LG x
>>76158840
doing a poo
>>76158853
I just shat myself.
>>76158860
my lad
>>76158767
hahahhaha fuck the uk is so fucking grim
>>76158763
good post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbQEHqAYYp4
Oi yanks, which states make the best southern GFs? Texas? Alabama? Missouri?
>The Queen has said it is "difficult to escape a very sombre national mood" following tragedies in London and Manchester.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40310959
Love the Queen, wish we would get rid of parliament
Kinda miss Saddam Hussein 2bh lads
>>76158884
Imagine a gf with a nice twangy accent
>>76158678
but how can our galaxy be shrinking and expanding at the same time
>>76158884
fuck off kangaroo jack
Anyone remember metal gear cuckio?
>>76158884
georgia or alabama
me irl
cant imagine why id have any interest in life if I were ugly
people literally dont give a shit about you. its sad
>>76158884
southern women are notorious coalburners
places like new jersey and michigan unironically have the most redpilled women
>>76158909
no
blow away now leafboy
>>76158909
>southern women are notorious coalburners
You have no idea what you are talking about. Coalburning is almost a ubiquitous taboo in the deep south.
>>76158837
i definitely want to buy some alt-coins but don't which to go with now
i'm thinking BTN XRP and maybe a couple that are being shilled hard on /biz/ just to get a handle on buying in and out at the right time
Was born in 1998 AMA
Anyone remember legend of cuckio : breath of the wild?
>alt-coins
>>76158909
Are black people in the south different than city blacks? I can imagine them being more christian and moral.
>>76158951
what year were you born in
anyone remember World of Warcuck: Wrath of Cuckio King?
wearing a hat
XD
>>76158963
1998
>>76158951
whats it like being a cenutry old
>>76158962
>black people in the south different than city blacks
they aren't mutually exclusive. most southern blacks live in large urban areas.
if you meant north vs south vs cali yeah there's a big difference
Off to a 2nd hand book sale in Lewisham in a bit lads, gonna get brekky at a famous greasy spoon too hehe
u?
>>76158962
>asking this on 4chan
most yanks here have never left their house, seen let alone MET a black person
>>76158909
no they're not
people who actually have to witness niggerdom during their lives are the ones who DONT race mix
it's the yankee leftist degenerates who are into that kind of sin
>>76159003
you must be fun at parties
Ah yes, the lefties exploiting tragedy to promote their fucking sickening political agenda
>>76158979
I remember, but i preferred the first expansion, world of warcuck : the burning cuckio
>>76158909
one of the most accurate leaf posts in years and hes getting shit on for it
>>76159025
because it isn't accurate you new york nigger
anyone remember crash cuckio 2 : cuckio's revenge?
>>76159013
dont know how anyone could support the tories after this debacle
I hope jezza strings up every last conservative runt when he perpetrates the coup d'etat later this year
>>76158962
depends
rural blacks are definitely way less uppity than the city apes
rural coons aren't into any lefty nonsense they just plod along and keep to themselves
Every Southern women I've met would never consider dating a black man even though they're much better down south.
>>76159000
>most yanks never leave their house
try again
>>76158988
Awful, should have never been born tbqh
imagine being american
grim
>allegra, allegra, there's a grotty nigger at the window and i don't think they've brushed their teeth. what should i do?
ATTENTION YANKS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltVtnCzg9xw
>>76159025
yankee cuck
good liquid drum & bass sounds phenomenal on acid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t25s5S2Zjyw
>>76158909
There's a lot of trashy people in the South, that's why.
>>76159028
its very accurate. i've lived in the south for the last 6 years and there are shit tons of interracial couples
NJ they fucked hate black guys
The entire west and north side of michigna will disown you if you even flirt with a black dude
>>76159040
hmm yes, yes ... what's this? FUCK OFF Chad
>I hope jezza strings up every last conservative runt when he perpetrates the coup d'etat later this year
i go on both reddit and 4chan
>>76159062
tbf not a chad. only fucked 9 girls and that only started recently
>>76159061
are you from michigan?
>>76159061
yeah I'm sure the bible belt is thriving with nigger on white couples
fuck off retarded yankee nigger
>>76159013
see nowt wrong with that
sitting down praying for grenfell is retarded
Please respond
>not chad
>fucked 9 girls
>>76159079
yes
>>76159051
I try to take it one day at a time but often times feel like giving up
anyone remember gears of cuckio?
That ugly negative canthal tilt
>>76159103
of course
>LE MY STATE IS LE SO BASED AND REDPILLED PLS DON'T REPLY TO ME WITH KEK MEMES
fuck off
>>76159081
>yes im sure the region with the highest black population has black people dating white girls
>yes im sure the region with high crime, and child out of wedlock is clearly a region that follows the specific guidelines of the bible
fuck you are stupid
>see nowt wrong with that
>>76159119
excellent post
You wait 300 years for the worst Prime Minister in British history then two turn up right after each other
>old white women get Damehood
wow, much news
>>76159111
negative tilts are by far the worst ailment of the eyes - even more so than epicanthic folds
pic related
>>76159119
Haven't lived in Michigan in nearly 12 years and hate every bit of it.
Your argument is shit anyway, i'm not from NJ and I said they're the best about it.
Keep trying bud
/brit/ is unironically most comfy during american power hour
Thunder storm outside
>>76159123
>high crime
niggers
>child out of wedlock
niggers
>is clearly a region that follows the specific guidelines of the bible
yes, a lot of the whites do
you're from fucking michigan, you have no room to talk
Ah yes, London
>>76159074
You must be one of those famed radical centrists I've heard so much about
>Edward Christopher Sheeran, MBE
grim
anyone remember cuckio the hedgehog?
>tfw smiling because i know one of you is objectively ugly
anybody remember Star Trek: Wrath of Kuckio?
Tommy Robinson exploiting the tragedy of girls being diddled to promote his fucking sickening political agenda
>>76159159
bad post
anyone remember the elder cuckios III: cuckio?
anyone remember mortal cuckio?
>>76159150
Honours system is a bit of a fucking joke. Look at the twats that receive Order of the Companions of Honour.
JK Rowling and Delia Smith FFS
>>76159171
>>76159168
LOCK HIM UP
O
C
M
H
I
M
U
P
>>76159148
God I wish that were me
>>76159150
>write shit pop songs
>get same award as the last surviving Dambusters guy
wtf I hate the queen now
anyone remember banjo and cuckio?
>>76159168
Tommy Robinson is a hero in my eyes
>>76159135
I can tell how furious you are, it's incredibly amusing
I saw RIGHT through YOU, I completely and UTTERLY read YOUR feeble argument, you little cockroach
It fills me with great joy knowing this. Please reply to this with another attention seeking post, you fucking worm
Love that feel after you have a wank and your cock head is super sensitive but in a good way.
anyone remember team cuckio 2?
anyone here read Doctor Cuckio and Mr. Hyde?
anyone remember league of cuckio?
>>76159196
looool gayboy
>UK cloudflare is being shit
>JF take the opportunity to spam their shit memes
I hate /brit/
Why are Londoners so swarthy?
Honestly thought this picture was from Colombia or some country along those lines
>>76159217
Seems like he is the only have never doing anything about the 4000 girls who ha e been raped by Asian gang's
anyone remember cuckio kart DS?
>>76159224
you want to try that again?
nothing quite like the acid sweats eh lads
Anyone here remember spamming the dildo throw attack with Dr. Cuckio on Super Smash Cucks: Melee?
anyone remember chrono cuckio?
Why are JFs desperate for Brit's attention?
>>76159238
>melee
nah sorry im older than 19
anyone remember cuckio hero?
Anyone remember Cuck Cuckcuck 3?
>>76159177
>Order of the Companions of Honour
Everyone from John Major to Stephen Hawking to Delia Smith
What the fuck is this award
anyone remember leisure suit cuckio?
Anyone remember Metal Cuck?
>>76159253
>>76159260
Don't encourage them
another episode of geriatric claiming superiority over playing objectively worse games as a child
>>76159224
Stephen Christopher Yaxley-Lennon doesn't do anything mate
He get's his modus operandi straight from MI5 to be controlled opposition
cuckio meme
>ctrl + F
>"cuckio"
>1 of 35
STOP
>>76159244
my ancestor :)
Anyone remember Final Cuckold 5?
>>76159244
If they weren't they wouldn't be in this thread in the first place
Anyone watch the Forty Year-Old Cuck?
anyone remember cuckio sports?
>>76159279
Yeah I'm watching you right now :)
>>76159284
got em
>>76159279
pretty sure I wanked to that earlier
Anyone remember Cuckiovania: Sympathy of the Night?
>>76159281
Kuck Kart was a far better game on the Cuckio Cuck and you now it
>>76159177
jk rowling gives millions to charity, delia smith though
>in recognition of her contribution to television cookery and recipe writing
anyone remember cuckio attorney?
anyone remember watching their girlfriend get railed on the virtual cuck?
>>76159301
>>76159301
New Thread.
>>76158746
Dayum. Poor Riley
>>76159177
I wouldn't mind some honour from the Queen
reading come jk cuckio