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slags edition
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usa
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a-ok
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araca
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God damn i need a wank. Hostels are not private enough for my masturbatory needs
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>>76156338
good morning thailad!
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https://youtu.be/uz0iH8jJvPM
Uncle Jim imparting them truths
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>>76156347
good morning
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>keep waking up with big itchy bumps on my forearms
>changed my sheets and im still getting them
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might need a bra la
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>>76156360
ninja mosquito?
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>>76156354
hi thailad :3
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>>76156380
hi
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>>76156354
Thaild I forgot to save that tripcode you gave me except on my ssd which I cant get at. Made me sad.
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to bee or not bee
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>>76156388
some daft cunt said you'd gotten banned earlier
glad to see he was lying
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>>76156372
they're way too big for mossie bites desu
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doing a depression
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>>76156389
I can get it, want me to post it here or something more discrete?
>>76156401
I've been "banned", "died" and "gone to jail" a few times now.
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>>76156428
What's the matter? You can talk to me about it.
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>>76156424
hmm, still.. maybe worth spraying your room
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>>76156436
wish I was born a girl
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>73F (23C) at 2044

Melting
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alri thailad
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>>76156445
alri
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How many posts will thailad make before he goes full-rorke? He's just getting warmed up atm

I'm betting 5
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>>76156429
Post everything but the first character I remember that
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one day you will be old. very old
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>>76156454
Doubt I'll make it that far lad
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>>76156441
Oh...
Well I don't know how to help with that one. Hope you feel better soon x
Boys are better by the way
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>>76156469
I know
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gf just sent me this
*brrrrraaap*
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>>76156450
\1HXnQr

Remember these are case sensitive
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>>76156454
don't want to grow old
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Is it true Australians are really dumb but handsome because they are descended from criminals?
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>>76156492
ye
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>>76156489
I know how tripcodes work dad GAWD
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>>76156492
prefer not to say
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>>76156492
i have convict ancestors but im ugly
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>>76156492
tygughjb ;)
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>>76156516
haha okay, just making sure, sport
*ruffles your hair*
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stole about $3000 from the register when I worked at McDonald's as a teenager. was so good at it that an expert watched 40 hours of me working and didn't see me pocket a bill.
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>>76156529
Wow you really know how to treat kids
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>>76156547
Who told I was an arbitrary number?
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>>76156311

>girl seem too beautiful to be British

>do sherlock shit

>she is actually from Poland
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>>76156525
is that a tripcode code
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>>76156563
Part and parcel of being a crypto nonce
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>>76156566
she's australian
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>>76156569
Ded
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>>76156566
well yeah
my mum's quite pretty, and she's half polish jew and half iranian
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>>2477950
>Implying doubting and hoping aren't both symptoms of the same underlying illness of the soul.
Cleanse thyself.
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daddy
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cute lads
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Went out for breakfast with a friend and boss called me 5 times during.

Got back home and boss called me half a dozen times while I did some emergency work for him from 12pm-2pm
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>>76156566
qt polish girl broke my heart ;-;
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gonna do a sleep
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What am I missing
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1WaOKlldIE

quite like primus
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been awake for 7 hours and i've

>done two poos
>had a wank
>worked for 3 hours
>ate food
>had coffee

thoughts?
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>>76156646
fuck off
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>>76156635
bread/buns for your burgers?
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>>76156646
genuinely do not care
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>>76156635
where the fuck is your rice
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>>76156635
>buying pre-mashed potatoes

Tragic
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>>76156635
sweeties
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having post wank disgust
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>>76156620
hey man, when you can finally retire early on your 87th birthday you'll thank your lucky stars you did that
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having a post yank disgust
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>>76156663
>>76156666
Don't like either of these simple as
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having yank post disgust
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yank having disgust post
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>tfw public service union job with pension
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Heh. Epic win.
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Picture Gandhi should have been assassinated
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>>76156765
fuck off
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>>76156721
You're implying I'm going to get paid for those two hours
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>>76156766
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having post wank yank
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can't have wank post yank disgust
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>>76156775
why wouldn't you? that doesn't seem legal at all
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>>76156775
you're getting paid in experience you ungrateful shit
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*cuts you off in traffic*
*gets out to berate you in the street*
*accuses you of making me miss my doctors appointment*
*demands you make my copayment and missed appointment fee*
*yells about being off my medication*
*calls the police*
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>>76156635
You call that a list?? here's my usual (leave out the Rice and flour, that's just once in a few months)

Chili
Banana
Egg whites
Sea weed chips
Mushrooms
Peanuts
Milk
Karela
Tofu
Lao gan ma
Cauliflower
Broccoli
Avocado
Onion
Tomato
Peanut butter
Cheese
Atta
Rice
Coconut Milk
Palak
Eggplant
Chickpeas
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>>76156769
Is Picture Gandhi related to M.K. Gandhi?
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yank having wank post
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>when she promised to take my virginity
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don't see how any non-neckbeard can rewatch breaking bad and not be on skylar's side
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>>76156791
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>>76156791
>egg whites
This sounds like an expensive meme
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been high as fuck these past two days

ama
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>>76156815
>watching reddit bad
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>government built flats
>houses pakis in it
>flats burned down because the public sector can't be trusted
>this makes people want more public housing


hmmmm
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*has nothing to hide*
*takes off running when I see the police*
its a matter of principle
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Ah yes, the much famed Siamlad
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in love with a lad lads
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>>76156791
fat shitskin
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>>76156826
It's not, really, quite convenient too
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>he's back
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>>76156856
Beautiful. And inspiring.
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>>76156815
>watching downvoting bad
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>>76156858
lel, I am far from fat, lardass
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weed during mdma comedown is like another hit 2bh

recommend it
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>>76156888
Shitskin confirmed
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thank fuck for uk sick leave laws
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>>76156901
Oh fuck off, Ahmed
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAJAIxaV7a8
think this might be the best choon of all time probably
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>>76156888
hi pajeet
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>>76156815
Didn't realize until I rewatched it that literally EVERYTHING bad that happened was Walter's fault.

Gus never intended to kill Walt. The replacement guy was there because Walt had cancer and obviously wouldn't be able to continue cooking forever.
Walt was so paranoid and stupid that he fucked up everything and dug himself into deeper and deeper holes for no reason.
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>it's illegal to get drunk in a pub in australia
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>>76156912
>>76156888
>i know you are but what am i
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a fucking leaf
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>>76156937
good. drunkards are another weight on society
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really like drugs
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>>76156900
Yet to have a good experience with mdma, stopped bothering with it

Brain burnt out on uppers, just give me an instant comedown-esque feeling and a strong desire to wank for 8 hours straight.

Stick to my brews and a little weed on the weekends these days
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>>76156911
it's up to 30 paid days a year here lel
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>>76156791
>Atta
>>76156791
>Karela
>>76156791
>Palak
hi pajeer
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>>76156952
you're a big weight on this planet wahey
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>drunkard
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>>76156911
you'd be fired here
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>200 people killed in london
>not a single ethnic brit dies

Really weird
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I don't even know where to start with you, I mean, do you even know who you're talking to?
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>>76156929
never thought of it that way 2bh

interesting
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>>76156937
No it isn't
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>>76156966
so are you
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>>76156981
You burn down a US housing project and you probably won't kill any whites either unless a firefighter gets hurt or something
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canadians are savages
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*cringes*
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*wakes up momentarily*
'no YOU go fuck myself emporer drumpf haha wew absolute STATE of your life'
*falls back to sleep*
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>>76156959
are you doing MD by yourself?
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just got put in my place by a yank
just can't compete with their wit
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>First IHOP opens in Bangkok today
yanks, is this worth trying? I do like a pancake.
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>>76156311
literally has her filthy sex on the seat
it's not healthy!
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>>76157056
eat pant
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>>76156929
>and dug himself into deeper and deeper holes for no reason.

And took Jesse with him.
Breaking Bad is basically a story about how Walt destroys Jesse's life.
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>>76156344
what? are you a screamer or wot?
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>>76157068
what?
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>>76157021
It's just so strange, cockneys were the working class in London for at least 300 years and within 4 decades of migration they have been replaced with every type of wog, it's just so tragic.
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>>76157056
yes. also for some odd reason as a kid I absolutely loved their burgers
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>>76157056
it's alri
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>>76157056
>shithole military dictatorship
>american businesses are allowed to operate

Hmmm I smell a lie
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>>76157005
my cousin who was a bartender in australia for six months told me it is but it's not really enforced. she also told me they're not allowed to serve shots after midnight, and they can't sell alcohol after 2:00 am.
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>cockneys were the working class in London for at least 300 years and within 4 decades of migration they have been replaced with every type of wog, it's just so tragic.
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>>76157056
IHOP chicken strips are really good desu
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>>76157095
>>76157096
>>76157125
ok, sold.
>>76157099
it's opening inside this terrible shithole :(
https://www.google.com/streetview/#thailand-highlights/siam-paragon
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>tfw no yank gf
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp5JCrSXkJY
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shadilay is actually a pretty good tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAx0t3O55Zo
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>>76157141
>no high exec gf :(
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>>76157140
>one building in the city centre is nice

ah yes, those nice buildings in pyongyang sure mean NK is a great country too huh, fucking dumb nonce
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>>76157079
Most working class whites in the US have moved into more rural areas now and just come to the cities to work. There is a very noticeable demographic change from the inner city employees, phasing out of minority dominance about 10 minutes into the suburbs, and by 20-30 minutes outside of the city center it's majority white. At least in my city. Just white flight man, nobody wants to deal with ghetto problems so they move to a nicer area and eventually poverty takes over that area and they move a bit more.
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international house of prayer
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Friends want to go to the club tomorrow night
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>>76157158
Betcha there's more beautiful malls here than where you live
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>>76157176
males*
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>>76157183
also this
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>>76157176
>comparing rural aus to bangkok

I've been m8, shanty houses everywhere, 1 or 2 luxury condos/malls, surrounded by poverty, try comparing bangkok to sydney m8
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>get invited out with interns 4 years younger than me
>have pulled much fitter girls in my life
>think at least one or two will be interested in me
>literally none give one bit of shit about me
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>>76157121
Same as the UK. You need a different licence to be open all night. Depends on your state though some of them are harsh on it.

It's illegal to be drunk and disorderly anywhere not to be drunk.
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>>76157210
LOL
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>>76157140
place looks way too nice for an IHOP

IHOPS typically belong in Walmart parking lots
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>>76157121
>told me it is but it's not really enforced

well it's not
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*taps you on the shoulder with one hand, pulling open my pants to show my bits with the other*
*you turn around to see my exposed cock*
what do you think of that then
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>>76157202
ok, does Sydney have a skyscraper as aesthetic as this?
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>>76157229
slow down bud it's a IHOP not a Waffle House
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>>76157258
Looks like a minecraft tower thats been in an accident
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>>76157263
Don't have waffle house around these parts
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>>76157229
It'll be an upper class thing here for sure. It's foreigner food after all.
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>>76157269
I think that's what they were going for
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*gets in a shouting match for plucking my eyebrows in the mirror while driving*
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can I work as a computer engineer in nk? would be peak aesthetic
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>go to UK
>get run over
>burn to death
>get stabbed
>get beheaded
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cousin who went to australia told me it's basically milton keynes plus beaches
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>>76157258
>posts a white elephant

ah yes, bangkok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLKAImfBjsI

You don't have a leg to stand on mate, most of bangkok is corrugated steel roofs
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its tough to look hard with a pug in your lap
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>>76157314
>You don't have a leg to stand on mate
apparently you too since you backed down from the challenge.
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>>76157210
they're just being professional
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>>76157314
that looks a lot less worse than I thought it would
and most old capitals have slums
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>>76157299
Travel to NK is getting banned cause of that guy they just sent back brain dead
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Pure brit kino lads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HD0eb0tDjIk
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just blew epic meaty chunks like a fucking fountain. feel much better for it though.
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>>76157314
honestly that looks pretty comfy
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>>76157331
nah they were chatting up hotter guys around

way too many hot guys in this world that want to fuck everything. these girls were legit 5's

cant blame either party though
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>>76157335
I'm not american
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>>76157325
>ask you to prove thailand isn't a third world shithole
>posts a pic of a cherry picked mall and skyscraper
>""""challenge""""

ah yes, very impressive
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>>76157358
Oh well have fun then
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>>76157357
>these girls were legit 5's

then why are you so upset they rejected you? you're legit elliot 2.0
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>nah they were chatting up hotter guys around
>way too many hot guys in this world that want to fuck everything. these girls were legit 5's
>cant blame either party though
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>>76157367
*has fun*
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>>76157358
yes you are you fucking idiot
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Thailad, any advice on how I'd get a boyfriend?
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Wow, deep

https://twitter.com/labourlewis/status/875758693693960193
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>>76157314
doesn't look that bad 2bh

have you looked at cambodia in street view?
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>>76157363
>we're comparing buildings
>compare Bangkok to Sydney
>ok
>cherry picks a video along the sides of train line where no decent housing developments would be built anyway
hehe
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Reckon after my inevitable mental collapse I'll just become a tattoo artist or something and hang out with some mellow people not really worried about money or anything
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>>76157376
because i wanted an ego boost

>Elliot
>have had sex
>have had girlfriends
>have a career
>understand that girls are more interested in hot guys
>am not mad at either group

Just disappointed that I'm not clearly that good looking. Nothing even close to elliot, lazy analysis
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>>76157385
oh okay, want to give me an ameripassport and citizenship then?
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>>76157388
afraid not
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>>76157408
Fuck off back to /cum/ with this vitriol
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>>76157417
you're sperging out because "ugly girls" rejected you, and emphasising how ugly they are.

elliot is an attitude and you're oozing it
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>>76157426
Just trying to be happy m8
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>>76157402
>>compare Bangkok to Sydney

On average, dumb nonce, 1 tall skyscraper doesn't make a country first world, not that you'd know anything about the first world, you'd be arrested on sight if you returned.

>cherry picks a video

Uhh no sweetie xx, 90% of luxury condos I saw in bangkok had corrugated roof shanty housing within 200m of them, just admit thailand is a third world shithole already and you can "save face" or whatever it is that the brownies you like to live with do
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>>76157429
>sperging out

Can you show where that is? I said I was disappointed.

5's aren't ugly, 5's are average.
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big fan of elliot
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>>76157468
in the morning?
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>>76157461
>way too many hot guys in this world that want to fuck everything. these girls were legit 5's

that could word for word from elliot's manifesto hahahahaha
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>>76157468
same
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>>76156311
That tranny has the perfect legs; now post her cock!
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doing a dawn of ashes listen
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>>76157490
Literally no. I read elliots manifesto. He almost never calls guys attractive and calls them brutes

and would absolutely never say he doesn't blame either side.

You're reaching hard and it's obvious by your extra "haha's" like a teenage girl or a black twitter user

God this is way too easy
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Wish I had a girlfriend lads :/
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>>76157449
but we were comparing buildings, you started it with your "one building in the city centre is nice" when there's loads of nice buildings and areas here. Some shitty ones too, you're right on that, but if you think your '90%' statement is true, you're wrong. I'm happy to be objective about this but you're the one with the chip on your shoulder so I'll correct you where I can.
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I met a magic man
Who had a daughter
She learned her lessons well
But still I taught her
She followed willingly
As lambs to slaughter
We shared forbidden fruit
And things I brought her
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hahahahahahahahah
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thailad: creator and ceo of reddit
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I'm the backwards man, the backwards man, I'm the backwards man, the backwards man. I can walk backwards fast as you can. I can walk backwards fast as you can.
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>>76157581
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>>76157537
>the centre of commerce for the entire country is the only thing that could be considered even close to first world(but still isn't)
>the rest of the country is literally poverty-stricken, but the nonce surprisingly hasn't been outside the capital, despite how easy it appears to nonce out there

Typical uneducated nonce, don't you have some codemonkey work to get back to? It's all you seem to be good at.
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>>76157590
used to love tom green
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i've looked all around the world with google maps but i've never looked at australia because australia is a boring country
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Business idea:
Luxury enema kits
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>>76157605
Why are you so angry tho? lol
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why are the poor pakis chimping out over the flat fire? are they trying to blame it on the government?
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>>76157519
the haha's are relishing in what i'm saying, which is that you're having a spergy little tantrum because "just 5's" rejected you. I can only imagine what pathetic vibes you gave off after you thought you were in as fuck and then got completed snubbed. you obviously are shitty at the girls or else you wouldn't be so annoyed that attractive guys dared to hit on them because they weren't good looking enough to warrant it.

that's why you're an elliot. you reckon these girls should just lust after you for no apparent reason, then when they actually don't and go for attractive guys hitting on them, you get annoyed and basically say that it doesn't make sense why attractive guys were trying to fuck them because they weren't that good anyway.
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>>76157594
lol I like this one
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blew the absolute fuck out of that aussie.

also why are aussies such complete cunts on here but IRL they are friendly and charismatic as fuck?

Is it because its a normie country and if you're on here as an aussie you must be a complete sadcase?
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>>76157608
>>76157612
>>76157617
Excellent sequence of posts
Fuck off to /cum/
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/cum/?
more like

kumquat

hahaha
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>>76157622
>>76157622
>are they trying to blame it on the government?
seems like that's what they're alluding to
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>>76157605
>>76157623
I thought australians were supposed to be cool and le bantmasters on this website
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>>76157623
hahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahha typing this much!!!

hahahahaha if i keep adding hahahahahah it adds to my shitty argument that contradicts elliots entire manifesto hahahahahahahhahahaa
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imagine being a life without parole inmate and knowing the whole country wants you to spend the rest of your life in a cage. Then one day you get the chance to escape and the government has the overwhelming support to hunt you down with guns and dogs to take the rest of your life away either by shooting you to death or dragging you kicking and screaming back to a cage.

Reckon I'd be just as desperate as most escaped inmates at that point 2bqh. You'd pretty much have to be to have any chance at experiencing any portion of the life on this earth you were given.
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wait i thought this was /cum/
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>>76157623
>>76157605
This is absolutely the same autist. Post your face, I bet you are so fucking ugly
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>>76157653
hey bud haha
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>>76157646
>>76157630
creasing at this

you are so fucking mad that 5's completely rejected you. keep on keeping on mr rodgers
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>>76157650
life / death sentence inmates never escape from prison
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>>76157662
>Creasing

Elliot attitude to me
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>>76157258
That is awsome.
Bangkok is ace fun! Wild east. But shit cola...
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>>76157666
highly doubt this

Wasn't Chapo a lifer?
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Is the Wire a good show
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haha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>76157662
One just texted me actually so wait nvm......
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>>76157657
>p-p-post face i bet you arent as good looking and as handsome as me!
>w-wait, where are you going interns?!?!?
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>>76157684
I would tell you since I've seen it but I'm not going to because you were being mean to american posters
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the fat yank and the stupid kangaroo are arguing again
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>>76157692
Fuck you have a sad fucking life. Genuinely can't imagine

You're actually worked up too. Me and my friends are all cracking up reading your shit right now
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>>76157696
I went overboard
I'm sorry
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>tfw no rural Irish gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4FQBHbqHZo
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>>76157677
*blocks your path*
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>>76157692
I'm blowing coke of a girls ass while you're posting this. Just remember that
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>>76157711
wew i bet, you shouldn't take rejection so hard.

i wonder if your friends know you came on here to sadpost about getting rejected by 5's.
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>>76157722
those knee protectors are pretty hot
>>
might start using the term "front bottom" as a male
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>>76157717
lol grim video.
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>>76157618
Not even mad, just want to hear it from your mouth, go on, say "thailand is a third world shithole"

Or afraid the government will lock you up for 50-100 years for even daring to voice your thoughts?

In b4 the "le i'm an immigrant so I have to be respectful" spiel
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWIXkF_7JII

DANCING MY HEART OUT AHH LIVING THE DREAM

I AM IN ECSTACY! THIS IS LIFE! I AM ALIVE!

*sobers up and regrets everything*
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>>76157724
They do. They're also watching this 7/10 from tinder blow me up right now hahahaha

girls really do just want to fuck hot guys, guess i really am one of them
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>>76157732
Jog on London boy
>>
Just microwaved some poo
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*squeals at thailad*
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>>76157744
yeah i bet haha
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>>76157722
If heaven is real it will be filled with MAMA cups and fried bugs 5555555
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mornin
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>i bet haha
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got a qt dermatologist and I'm going for a checkup tomorrow boys

gotta do some manscaping beforehand, just out of courtesy
>>
One night stands are fun desu
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sligs
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>>76157750
I'm scotch actually you Americant... plus, at least I CAN jog...
>>
>>76157761
It is blatantly clear you're an incel and jealous that I could even be disappointed that for once I'm not getting laid on a friday night
>>
I can hear some dindus doin nuffin outside my window at this very moment (01:02:15)
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>black holes don't exi...
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>>76157788
More of left pls
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>>76157736
much of it is under developed, but Bangkok and some other big cities are great, there's no need for the bitter attacks. Cheer up a bit lad, enjoy yourself. All the aggression isn't good for you.
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>>76157794
m8 it's 3pm on a saturday, and the rugby is about to start. i'm going to watch the wallabies then go out, watch the maoris then go out from that. if anyone's posting at sad-tier hours, it's you right now
>>
>>76157763
555+ mama is a staple.
>>
Communism will win
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>m8 it's 3pm on a saturday, and the rugby is about to start. i'm going to watch the wallabies then go out, watch the maoris then go out from that. if anyone's posting at sad-tier hours, it's you right now
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>>76157468
i don't understand how this is considered edgy when /pol/tards operate here

sense of proportion and all

i'm high as f rn
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>>76157833
lol
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>It is blatantly clear you're an incel and jealous that I could even be disappointed that for once I'm not getting laid on a friday night
>>
>>76157814
quality meat needs minimal seasoning but quality suppliers don't take EBT sooo...

Sorry it doesn't take like ya granma's gumbo
>>
Likes: white people,Christianity,USA,Guns, Infowars, the family unit, capitalism, freedom, homogeneous white suburban neighborhoods, baseball, Fox news

Dislikes: gloablism, cuckolds, Marxism, Communism, leftists, gays, blacks, Hispanics, Muslims of any race, Asians, liberals, Jews.

Any questions?
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>>76157849
where do pints stand?
>>
>>76157798
That's a cloaked alien superstructure
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>>76157468
A supreme gentleman goes out on his own terms
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>>76157849
No questions just PRAISE KEKE
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>>76157849
Hope you enjoy the gulag lad
>>
>>76157858
Hate pints
>>76157873
Shadilay brother
>>
Why do muslims love anime so much?
>>
>>76157887
>Hate pints

Stay out of Dublin
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>>76157885
Doubt you will be putting me anywhere m8
>>76157901
Alcohol has destroyed many a good man
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he round?
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BBC are fucking desperate to make Joe Cocks a martyr
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banter: weak
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>>76157887
>Hate pints
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>>76157863
an alien superstructure so unbelievable dense that it's attracting everything to it for billions of light years

pretty hard to believe iih(if i'm honest)
>>
The greatest feeling you can get in a gym or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym is the pump. Let’s say you train your biceps, blood is rushing in to your muscles and that’s what we call the pump. Your muscles get a really tight feeling like your skin is going to explode any minute and its really tight and its like someone is blowing air into your muscle and it just blows up and it feels different, it feels fantastic. It’s as satisfying to me as cumming is, you know, as in having sex with a woman and cumming. So can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like getting the feeling of cumming in the gym; I’m getting the feeling of cumming at home; I’m getting the feeling of cumming backstage; when I pump up, when I pose out in front of 5000 people I get the same feeling, so I am cumming day and night. It’s terrific, right? So you know, I am in heaven.
– Arnold Schwarzenegger
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>>76157932
>>an alien superstructure so unbelievable dense that it's attracting everything to it for billions of light years
That's not how black holes work you utter brainlet
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>>76157828
Bait that looks tasty to me!
It's such a nice thought I know, but If it "wins" it will be the death of most people. Learn from history, it has killed over 100mill so far. No thanks...
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>>76157912
Have fun in the reeducation camp
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>>76157954
We have too many people as it is, join us in a better society
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqwsLaLKfAg
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>>76157950
black holes are what's left after a supermassive star implodes
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>>76157811
>literally UNABLE to phrase it negatively because the internet police will throw him in a gulag

HOWLING, aren't you gonna defend free speech a little? Always gives me a chuckle lad
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>Have fun in the reeducation camp
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ban yanks and aussies

assign delegates
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>>76157992
Have fun getting shot x
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>>76157912
Check Smeagol "what's a fruit market? Precious.."
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>>76157979
Did you not read my post... I said that bait looked tasty, implying I like to eat food every now and then.
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>>76158078
Do you like pasties?
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>>76158008
Boycott the yank!
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>>76158093
If conditions are perfect then yes. You?
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