/brit/

anime

I hate niggers

>>76153698
we'll get along real well x

Got a spliff rolled and ready to smoke when I can be arsed getting out of bed. Buying weed at a shop is awesome, had never done it before untilI got to Amsterdam

Just seen one of you on /tv/

>>76153722
haram

*posts sue and gets banned in 2 picoseconds*

>>76153722
Good lad

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just caught this goofy looking cunt sneaking around my hallway

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anime

>rolling machine
dire

>>76153674
Which hours are fake nigga hours

>>76153723
link

>>76153797
11-2

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Anyone else get anxious when they think about other people experiencing things in life before they were your age?

notice how the jewish american is influencing his surroundings with "nigga hours"

really makes ya thingk

>>76153797
Real depression hours and >>76153803

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Ethnic yank here AMA

>>76153815
>he makes the virgin post

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choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4CCCGYyn30

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>>76153803
>>76153820

Alrighty then

>>76153853
not a virgin actually janice x

>>76153815
prefer not to compare myself to other people

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would you eat this if i didn't tell you it was seal? what if i told you it was?

oh boy i love dead maw five

>>76153928
I would, I'm curious about almost everything as far as food go
And it looks good

>>76153797
in about 3 hours when the only people on are yanks

>>76153933
heard someone unironically say this once
he also thought einstein was the guy who invented gravity

>>76153933
never listened to any of his work and don't intend to give it a chance

>>76153982
he's not wrong though

boipucci always wins

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>>76153928
foy

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improved

>>76153997
newton invented gravity actually

>>76153982
sounds like a nice guy

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R8 my leg

>>76153982
if he didn't invent it who did

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>>76154002
you are using seal images made by moi

>>76154014
good guy

>>76154023
me

>>76154019
manlet

>>76154014
dont bother with yank education, hes just gonna deny it

>>76154019
jewish

>>76154019
>black leg hair
hello pablo

what did they have on roast beef before isaac newton invented gravy

>>76153885
>>76153652
liking the anime choons lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqUpoeLVcPM

>>76154035
Cute! :3

>>76154052
roast beef wasnt invented until 1976 iirc

>>76154043
Yes
>>76154046
No
>>76154048
No

Iran is white.

indo-iranians are white

todays iranian are arab invaders

>>76153674
>rolling machine
wtf you lazy fucks, rolling is the best part

fuck off yanks >>76153545

what fucking kid chops down a cherry tree with no reasoning what the fuck washington

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>>76154064
all me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar4_sqtxFMQ

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>>76154019
Needs more hair

How much would it hurt if I stabbed myself in the heart? How long would it take for me to die?

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Me when I remember there are southern people in this thread

>>76154123
alri artie lange

>>76154112
nice kot

Not a fan of Cuba at all

>>76154112
urgh that ugly fucking thing!

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>>76154155

>>76154123
Depends, you'd need to make sure you actually stab yourself in your heart and not your rib cage. You'd die within aba 5 mins for the heart to fully shut itself down.
Done it plenty of times

helping my dad build his house and all he can do is shoot his mouth off about how much of a disappointment i am while i'm sweating my ass off working for him

>>76154165
Just don't like spics tbqh. Still hate communism

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>file.png

>>76154201
maybe you shouldn't help him then you cuck

Willy needs milking xx

>>76154223
imagine posting this image

>>76154218
i owe him

>>76154195
How do I make sure I don't stab myself in the rib cage? Just guess and hope for the best?

>>76154064
this is waCK

>>76154233
invent a wank lad

>>76154237
imagine getting upset by that image

>>76154163
Yeah I know those cups are weird

off to mcdonalds anyone want anything

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>>76154223
Hallarious tbqhwyf

>>76154237
imagine getting upset by that image

>>76154233
I'll help you out with that xx

>>76154241
ijm sorry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuoePPdKGnY

>>76154240
It's hard to know really, but I guess the best way to know is to press down on your chest with your finger to feel where your ribs are.
Hope you're not taking this seriously la x love you

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>>76154240
the romans would stab themselves under the sternum and right up into the heart like a european seppuku

>>76153674
>used to smoke copious amounts of weed every week
>lung collapse at 20
>can't smoke for the rest of my life
if only vaporizers didnt feel like sucking steam from a boiling pot

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> HELLO MY NAME IS MISTER AMERICAN AND I MICROWAVE MY POO POO

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>>76154262
will be contacting my copyright lawyer over this post

>>76154293
why does he have blue eyes if he's roman

>>76154267
HE NEED SOME MILK

>>76154294
philip (but the spanish version)?

>>76154292
I'm completely serious
>>76154293
Heard that was extremely painful.

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>>76154321
dont question are vorenus

babestation

did a poo just now lads

>>76154333
who
it might be possible i got neumotorax just from being thin and not smoking like some nurses said
tends to happen more with thin people apparently

>>76154351
got a crush on him watching Rome, he's just so handsome and manly x

>lowest unemployment in 10 years
>>b-but the pigs! they're t-tricking you!

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>>76154335
Honourable suicide rituals were meant to be painful

The more painful method you chose, the more of a bad ass you would be remembered as.

>>76154223
>marx gets shit for being poor/jobless
>engels gets shit for owning a factory
Can't please you lot

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>>76154376
bent twot

>>76154335
bruised my ribs a couple days ago, you DO NOT want that. been in massive pain since then, wince whenever I move
don't kill yourself x

>>76154403
>if you aren't poor and jobless you must own a factory
really can't deal with retarded communists right now

>>76154335
lad ;-; if you're going to kill yourself just do it the scenic route of going through life doing what you want to do. Do drugs, smoke a pack a day, eat like shit without worrying about your health. All of that is better than just ending it from one moments action.

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>>76154295
That's professor yank to you

>>76154381
I don't want to be remembered
>>76154408
How am I supposed to kill myself then? Yanks don't know how lucky they are having guns.

me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQWmjMWxAaY

remember the babestation meme

>>76154442
imagine showing someone from the 1950s this image

>>76154442
Wish I could suck on that cock and those balls, then lick that tight little hole before fucking it hard

Got the ol' Chinese takeaway for din dins lads

You guys are making not wanking VERY hard

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im going to bed then

>arsetralia

>>76154438
really don't want to go through another day, the thought makes me want to cry

>>76154421
>it is not valid for the proles nor the bourgeois to critique the economic system that led to their positions in society
Can't be fucked to respond to retarded yanks right now (so I won't be)

>>76154507
fuck off faggot

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> Visit my American friend's house
> hello bruce would you like some of my microwaved poo
> nay

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nowhere near sleeping havent even been awake 12 hours but have some things to do tomorrow

>>76154438
cute post
>>76154442
wish hair didnt grew on my body so i could have a cute butt like that

>>76154507
I'll make you VERY hard
With my mouth

me on the right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtyRZZALH1E

>>76154553
Uhoh

>>76154530
anyone can critique it. they were especially shit at coming up with an alternative however

>>76154562
would lick your cock up and down and suck it hard, your eyes would roll into the back of your head

/brit/ is far gayer than I thought it would be

@6
get a grip and fuck off you little shit

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Doing a cheeky

who's he talking to?

sold over 25 bitcoin in 2016 for under $500 ask me anything

fan of yanks

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hold me, lads

>>76154650
ever sucked a cock?

>>76154650
how much was 25 bitcoin worth back then

the gay roleplayers hear my strained moans and come to investigate (gayly) only to discover i am pooing a very big poo

desperately need a big cock to suck on right now

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>>76154545

>>76154650
>once bought 100s of BTC for £3 each to buy drugs in the internet
>if I had just kept them instead I'd be rich as sin for nothing

>>76154525
Cry then. Each time you cry, whatever you're distressed over slowly numbs itself.
At least take 3 days knowing you're going to kill yourself at the end of them, cry all you need to whatever you're upset over, and if you're still up to it then do the deed.
By the way lad, I've attempted suicide before by taking 34 paracetamol. If you fail the attempt somehow and get rushed to the hospital, you will have to deal with runts lecturing you on what you did and forcing you into therapy until they deem you mentally fit. You do get cute nurses being 'extra friendly' to you though, so there's that.

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>>76154704

bought millions of bitcoin for a cent each

>>76154732
Comitting suicide is laughably easy anyone who survives an 'attempt' is just a cry for help. They knew they wouldn't die and wanted attention.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GL_YtH25x0

60 bitcoins farenheit

listening to a bit of 'ounge 'izards

got called an alt right classcuck at mcdonalds

>>76154732
I've taken years, never mind three days, I'm just soft as fuck and struggle to bring myself to do it. Closer than ever though.

>>76154771
nothing wrong with a cry for help hahaha

>>76154805
Theres no such thing as being suicidal for years. You clearlydont want to die or commit suicide but you're so self pitying and narcissitic (while being a complete failure) that you use self diagnosed suicidal depression as a way to make yourself stand out in your own mind and seek attention. It's pathetic.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sK24YWQnJRk

5th wank in 12 hours

got done for calling a cop a "literal nigger" yesterday

>>76154838
yikes, did you read that tough love is good for suicidal people or are you a moron

>>76154838
You fucking stupid pseudo-intellectual twat. I'd strangle the life out of you if I could. I don't want to die? It's only self-diagnosed? I won't deny being pathetic but what other brilliant insights have you got to offer? Stupid fucking little cunt.

>>76154838
>commenting on how much of a failure and how pathetic someone is
>you're on 4chan at the same time on a friday night as them

wew

you're not a real man if you can't commit suicide properly on the first attempt

haven't had a zoot in months

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>>76154958
Wanna hit?

Overdosed on a combo of ghb, alcohol, valium, and ketamine once. Doctors said I died.

>tfw no socialist gf to seize my means of reproduction

>>76154926
This is the hissy fit narcisstic retards throw when challenged

last samurai is a good film
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs3a6LHnMek

>>76154931
He's in Germany too so it's even later for him
>>76154958
Same
I quite miss it

>>76154771
Not really when you live with people. Took the overdose before bed, woke up with a bad tummy ache, vomiting left and right and one of my flatmates called the ambulance when he saw me.
>>76154805
Why are you in such a rush lad? When you die nothing you do in this life will matter. Take your time, at least wait until the sun comes up, open your window, go to the shops. If you still feel exactly how you do right now to then, then do it.

>>76154969
pathetic

>>76154841
dog needs to be trained

>>76154976
The only thing that's challenged is your mental capacity

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Is Britain in a revolutionary moment?

Have the working class and minorities finally had enough? Will they finally seize the property of the wealthy elite? I feel a change in the air, this is what 1917 Russia must have been like. In the wise words of American poet Tracy Chapman 'I'm talkin' about revolution'

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all benders need to kill themselves

>>76155007
'no'

>>76154931
It's 4am and Im on my phone in a hoste outside of Amsterdaml shitposting because I cant sleep. I'm fully aware I'm not the massive success of my generation. Not the same as being such a pathetic self absorbed runt you claim to have been suicidal for years but never even come close to killing yourself.

Known plenty of people who died to suicide and it annoys me when self important retards claim to be suicidally depressed and onthe brink of killing themselves when really they're just self pitying and looking for replies from concerned citizens when in fact they have absolutely no intention of killing themselves.

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>>76154969
jesus

>>76155010

kek. I remember being on some forum in the mid 00s and someone posted pictures of that book and got insta perma banned

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>>76155010
>canada

>>76155010
that picture book actually paints uncle pete in a bad light and says that gay people are just gay because they were molested

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1497666816167.webm

NOW THIS

THIS IS WHAT I CALL QUALITY ADULT FILM

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>pathetic

>jesus

I am 100% convinced that all gays have been touched by their dads or another older man when they were young

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>>76155059

>>76155066
I'm sure you've made some groundbreaking research and study into your brilliant theory

>>76155066
hmm
nah

>>76155041
hahahahahaha cool so you're on holiday in a country famed for its slags, parties, piss and drugs and you're spending your time posting on 4chan and calling other people pathetic.

utter state of you, you're even more of a lost cunt than i imagined

>1491432087949.jpg

may i interest you in a discussion about the benefits of communism today?

>>76155084
>>76155087
spotted the poofs
poor lads

>>76155090
Yeah mate I travelled for 48hrs to get here from the surf coast and Im gunna go right out and do an all nighter on the first night. Dumb cunt I'm spending a week here for a reason

>>76155110
well fucking yeah seeing as you'll be jetlagged and won't be able to sleep you fucking moron. travelling half way across the world and posting on 4chan isn't helping your claims at being not a pathetic fuckwit any more mate.

learned how to shuffle a deck of cards properly

love willies
hate Jews
simple as

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whos the john mccain of UK politics

>>76155139
dad taught me when I was 12

>>76155139
shuffle my cock next

>>76155151
>>76155152
>>>/cum

>>76155133
Not an argument. Stop defending the faux suicidal runt. Bet you're the pathetic little arsewipe who cries about 'doing a 'cide' all the time

>>76155007
'yes'

>>76155007
>commies look at 1917 Russia as a good thing
Mental

>>76155158
I look at some of the posters on here, the things they say and I wonder about what they look like, what do they do, how do they act in real life. I'd love to see what kind of person you are.

>>76155186
Just your stereotypical failed normie woth average looks average height and average failed normie personality

>>76155177
what's wrong with 1917 russia?

tupacs birthday today also my mother's

>>76155217
alri britfeel

>>76155186
this is my real life
i spend 15+ hours a day here

>>76155247
hello liam

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkpNO675Beg

>I don't know why I accepted this challenge
>It's like some subconscous algorithim that leads me, with the assurance of a sleepwalker
>But, I knew that if I entered the labyrinth of the Gorgon of this modern day Medusa that through the process other's would understand the larger deception
>If I didn't accept the challenge, well then good, or at least an open heart would be hiding from evil

Truly an eloquent sophisticated man future generations will recognise as one of the greats.

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*does a post*

*sqeuals*

sick of yanks, need more of that aussie in the 'dam

>>76155289
I mak poost

just noticed the crazy man with the microphone in a scanner darkly is alex jones

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forever...

>>76155308
Hi x

remember when the cocky brazilian team got beat by ze germans in a humiliating fashion haha
i remember

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we are nothing
we mean nothing
everything you ever cared about or drew pleasure from is nothing

>>76155329
haha. i need a haircut every 2 weeks because it grows back too quick

>>76155356
black holes literally don't exist though

who you got in the fight tomorrow lads?

remember the cuckio meme haha i remember

>>76155158
literally never cried suicide once in my entire life. if i'm down, I do something about it. i just don't understand why you're trying so hard to derive some sense of superiority over someone who could well be struggling.

you seem like a massive fucking loser, especially seeing as you're lying wide awake in bed at 4am in amsterdam and instead of doing something, you're posting on 4chan. hope you enjoy your scenic phone browsing mate.

wine pon mi cocky

>>76155378
McGregor

love weed. used to smoke, got addicted and had to quit though for my sanity and work ethic

I'll probably go buy some again when they start selling it in shops here next year though. Hopefully by then I'll be a bit more responsible about it

>>76155377
there's one at the center of every galaxy, and probably billions more flying around waiting for stars to suck up

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>>76155386

Think I might be turning into a gay lads

is this what 22 years no gf does to you

>>76155364

Haven't had a haircut since I left the UK to travel Australia last year but my hair receesed and now its long but going away. Terrible realisation that I'll be bald by my mid twenties. 30+ year olds can pull it off but not younger lads (unless they lift I guess)

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do you now

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>>76155356

>>76155413
>sucks in everything in existence, even light
>but you can totally see them!
hmmmmmmm

>>76155386
>l-loser
>stop trying to b-bully someone who is struggling

Fuck off back to le reddit

>>76155378
Kovalev

the epitome of british music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfvY9NsgTs4

>>76155410
do you live near a native reserve?
they have a weed store at the one near me and have for years

>>76155429
we can see them because they're pitch black. there's normally stars everywhere you look in the sky

>>76155429
You can't see them you can see their effects

>>76155463
ah yes, even though you need light to see things- light that would have been sucked in

>>76155476
their effects that would have been sucked in

hmmmmmmmmm

watching seinfeld

>>76155478
Greatest philosopher of the modern age

>>76155495
nigger tier understanding of science

>>76155495
Interesting line of thought tell me more

>>76155495
mong

>>76155495
Yes. It's like saying you can't see the effects of a plughole in your sink

flat earth is real

cant wait until morning x

>>76155531
can I get this more compressed

>>76155542
why?

>>76155511
>>76155521

not an argument

>>76155519
brainlet

>>76155526
no it isn't
if you got close enough to see a black hole (or a sattelite got close enough) it would be instantly sucked in

>>76155555
nigger

>>76155554
dunno x got a good feeling about tomorrow ^-^

>>76155537
I'm still not sure. It very well could be though.

>>76155581
bastad

>>76155581
I bet you'll have a wonderful day :3

>>76155581
Fuggin NERD

ever seriously wanted to kill someone?

>>76153698
>>76153928
>>76154052
>>76154212
>>76154259
>>76154802
>>76155010
>>76155456
leaf this thread immediately

>>76155624
literally all me haha

>>76155555
No it wouldn't, why do you believe that? A blackhole is 't some crazy thing with a wholemechanism of it's own. It's just gravity and you can easily see the effects. It doesn't just have a zone of effect i which everythinginmediately disappears. Gravity has no distance limit it's zone of effect is infinite but as you go further away its power decreases. This means right now everything in our galaxy is being affected by the black hole but us being on the outer part of a leg on our galaxy see very little pull compared to the inner circle, hencer we are being pulled in very slowly, slowly enough for us to see it happening.

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>>76155555

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>>76153674

ANGLOOOSAXONN!! ANGLOOSAXOONN!! JUSST SEE WHAATT HAVEEE YOUU DOOONEE!!!


https://youtu.be/OoBvyCwvTFc

>>76155440
haha yeah nice one champ

utter state of you

>tfw no scene gf

>>76155641
Patently false.

>>76155641
so it's literally nothing then

Are there really lads posting here who have never had any physical contact with a woman not related to them?

do yanks think they're cute when they call other yanks "leafs"?

Is the world really going to end?

Bit sad now

phone just reset itself

>>76155668
me

>>76155620
you

>>76155672
me

>>76155672
screen just went orange. can't read this post

>>76155691
I'll get you first

Coming out of my cage
And I've been doing just fine
Gotta gotta be down
Because I want it all
It started out with a kiss
How did it end up like this
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss

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>>76155647

ANGLOOOSAXONN!! ANGLOOSAXOONN!! JUSST SEE WHAATT HAVEEE YOUU DOOO NEE!!!


https://youtu.be/OoBvyCwvTFc

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cMYfxOFBBM&feature=youtu.be&t=4m09s

lol

>>76155698
got you in my sights boy

on a 101 winning streak in tekken 7 treasure mode lids

>>76155696
check your f.lux preferences

>>76155715
why do women dress like that?

>>76155660
No its literally a black hole

>>76155681
It ended 5 years ago la

>>76155734
the death of the west

are aussies bigger rorkes than burgers?

hAVE YOU dECIDED TO STOP CALLING CIGARETTES FAGS?

or butts?

What is it really youd lie me to suck on you soon to be dead freak of nature?

>>76155734
*raises paw*
it's trendy

>>76155739
i meant its literally inconsequential
we are already under its effects, ergo theres literally no reason to go 'zomg black holes life is meaningless' like brainlets always do

just bummed a fag

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>>76155715
just had a thought
imagine you work with a fat person for ~10 hours a day, but you've never seen them eat except at lunch time. imagine how much food they must consume during their time off to gain that much weight. they must spend literally all day waiting to go home and eat 20,000 calories

>>76155755
hate sheeple

>>76154684
under 500x25

>>76155740
Is this purgatory

>black holes

don't exist

>>76155757
What? Who says that

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>>76155773
This is heaven

>>76155765
it's probably from drinks rather than food

>>76155781
previously in the thread some brainlet auscuck implied it
i like saying brainlet

need cum

>>76155765
hobbies: self professed foodie, traveling, movies :3

>>76155806
You're not saying it though you're typing it

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>why yes, it is one of my hobbies to debate the existence of black holes in my spare time m'lady

>>76155765
Genetics

>>76155818
never said i wasn't
brainlet

Would you lads be interested in a /Brit/ discord?

>>76155847
what is discord

new >>76155890

>Louis C.K. walks on stage
>"Good evening ladies and gentlemen...you're in for quite the show tonight"
>*applause*
>"Before we go any further...let us turn off these lights, these damned inventions of the white devil. Let us return to out natural state,BLACKness"
>Lights are turned off, but bonfires are being lit on stage and in the audience.
>Meanwhile, Louis has stripped naked, and a huge cauldron is being brought on stage.
>All the blacks in the theatre start chanting "cuck cuck cuck" slowly growing louder.
>"In this cauldron is a sacred Nubian concoction made from the semen carefully extracted from vaginas of wives who have been bred by black bucks. It symbolizes the conquering of the white race.
>Louis lowers his pale, naked body slowly into the cauldren of semen. He rubs himself sensually, and his tiny white dick gets more and more erect. "cuck cuck cuck cuck" the chanting continues to roar on.
>Louis begins moaning and masturbating violently. Some white people in the audience are shocked, but when they try to leave they find the doors locked.
>Louis moans come out in a gasping sputter as his hands are a blur in his slimy crotch.
>Right as Louis reaches his climax, a black buck thrusts a huge horn resembling a BBC in front of Louis face. Louis puts it to his lips and....
>BRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>The sound of Louis orgasm echoes around the chamber, competing with the deafening chant of "cuck cuck cuck"
>Zulu warriors emerge from the shadows of the theatre,killing all the white males in the audience with spears. The white women blush with anticipation as they are dragged towards the stage, where dozens of black bucks await with massive, throbbing erections.
>At this point Louis is being spitroasted between the girths of two massive black men.
>He pulls his mouth off of one of the mans cocks with a slluurpp and grabs the mic. Panting, he says:
>LADIES AND GENTLEMAN,WELCOME TO THE INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS!

How do you lads cope when you run in to the ol' so-called ex-GF?

You have had a GF that you can call an ex, right?

>>76155860
she moved so i never got a chance to be a desperate faggot

HAB

heem
all
brainlets

>>76155860
i had a childhood anime crush

>>76155876
honestly fucking despise yanks

>>76155878
*heems you*

>>76155894
rude

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>>76155860
all my exes live in texas
that's why I hang my hat
in tennessee

>>76155901
stellar post

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>hey anon, stacey likes you, go and talk to her
>talk to her
>all the girls laugh, it was just a huge plot to humiliate me
>been afraid of girls ever since

absolutely despise some of you
but a lot of you are alright
I'm keeping notes of you all in my notebook.

might have a wank
might not

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>>76155899

got my wisdom teeth pulled over three weeks ago and i still have huge holes in my mouth and i'm still in quite a lot of pain

>>76155923
who do u h8

>>76155935
>got my wisdom teeth pulled
don't come crying to me when your iq results drop down

>>76155953
shut the fuck up poohead

>>76155953
Super power logic

>>76155642
NEED a swarthy frog qt

>>76155953
Everyone's IQ drops from the time they finish puberty and it keeps declining for the rest of your life.

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>>76155968
Yeah?

>tfw wisdom teeth came in perfectly and ive never had a cavity

>>76155996
but i heard at 25 your brain fully develops

>>76155998
where's the one where the indian kid is shitting in the middle of the street and the american kid is shitting on a toilet?