having a wank edition
Ethpaña
Fucking state of northerners
http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/tv/simone-reed-i-should-big-13198563
all the lads
>>76151427
big batty gyal good evening
lonely but unlovable haha x
babestation
>>76151490
died camp
gay rabbit
>in bed
>so tired I could literally fall asleep whilst typing this
>also desperately need a piss
a new low
What are "job centres"
What happens there
rate the ol' map, lads
did it from memory if it wasn't obvious
>>76151517
imagine how comfy you will be with an empty bladder and just climbing back into bed
>>76151517
Go piss then
>>76151470
plsno
>>76151547
dole music starts playing
aaaaaaaaaaj caraladANO
>>76151554
very much liking greater finland
desperately need a sticky white lovepiss
>>76151556
>>76151558
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgggggggggggggggggg fine spose i have to
night lads x
>>76151587
thanks
in retrospect I realize that I forgot about Romania. Oh well
>>76151554
The internal borders are wrong but you've drawn the countries very good
why do people post aisha, she's so grim.
HERE'S UP THE REBELS
bossman from...job centre
Ah yes the (((BBC)))
cara?
Bout to be kicked off the rent's health insurance
Hope i don't get cancer in the next 5 years
>>76151607
she's not that bad. better than rosie
LOVE australians
>>76151462
wh*te """""""""""""beple""""""""""" need to perish
>>76151625
>>76151623
well is he?
promised mummy id go up before 1am
nighty night lads x
michael douglas gordon gekko wannabe motherfuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind
Ah yes, the (((BBC)))
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p055w4p1
>>76151626
yeah ktf, worst part about turning 25 hahahaha
Feel very depressed right now
Easy, quick and painless ways to commit suicide?
Snogged a 16 year old lads
does a wonder on your brain lobes ill tell you that
>>76151667
no because he's an 8 year old nigger who doesn't know shit about anything nor does he have any charisma or charm like attenorough
need to do acid base extraction and parachute freebase
can't drink any more of this revolting syrup
doing a cry to interstellar
My dad was so old. He would have been 70 this year.
Mental. I'm only 22. Not barron trump tier age difference but still pretty big.
>>76151728
Hah
>>76151726
Nonce
>>76151721
Go to Germany or somewhere assisted suicide is legal, and get a doctor to do it for you.
Is Britain in a revolutionary moment?
Have the working class and minorities finally had enough? Will they finally seize the property of the wealthy elite? I feel a change in the air, this is what 1917 Russia must have been like. In the wise words of American poet Tracy Chapman 'I'm talkin' about revolution'
>>76151769
he had you when he was 48
no wonder you're so fucking autistic
>>76151731
okay thanks for your help
>>76151813
no
there's no revolutionary vanguard
if a revolution occurs, the same (((forces that be))) will just end up on top again
there's no intellectuals with the skill to command and control a revolution and install a new, functional government recognised by the rest of the country
>>76151820
Rude. I go to the best uni in Australia.
>>76151853
*raises paw*
>>76151853
uhh Corbyn????
Need some memes to send to a lassie
>>76151813
>the white working class collaborating with minorities for anything more than brief periods of outrage
naw
>>76151864
didn't know they hired rectum lickers at uni, hmm
you learn something new every day
Daily reminder corbyn is an anti-semite
>>76151759
imagine spending like 30 years on a spaceship by yourself lmao
>>76151853
you'd also have to be recognized as legitimate by foreign governments which would be difficult, especially in western europe
>>76151813
Not really. Nope. Talking out yer arse mate
>>76151879
talking to a nigger on tinder
>>76151899
Top bloke
caught a spider trying to burrow into my ear, cheeky bugger
>>76151554
>romanialet
>>76151950
american "humour"
>>76151950
reddit tier
typical of a fucking leaf
>>76151953
[ape noises]
>>76151879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlHmCn1Xm-I
wonder what the mind experiences at death
>>76151999
rasheed
ahaha just embarassed myself on a different board
shant be going there again for a few days methinks
>>76152010
rasheed
>>76152025
tom
Half-Life 1 was truly incredible for its time (late 1998). It's still one of the most immersive games I've ever played.
I love the fact there are essentially no 'levels' (at least from the perspective of the player) and you can linearly traverse the facility without loading screens.
>>76152023
Was it /v/?
people here are assuming the apartment building fire was a terrorist attack lmao
>>76152008
ego death
he need some MILK
>>76152048
It was a fridge. A fucking fridge beat ISIS.
never done sex
>>76152044
thanks all me
>>76152023
What did you do lad?
>no fat chav gf
>>76152062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo-V5sPeYpk#t=127
>when the escort's profile says "NO BLACK OR ASIAN MEN"
>>76152098
>>76152046
im saying nothing
dont even want to think about it
>>76152117
I've seen a surprising amount of niggress' profiles say "no black men please"
>>76151427
Night lads.
>>76152111
that girl is genuinely mentally ill hahahaha i remember her on ex on the beach. she was on it for about one day before she got into 3 actual fights hahahahahahaha
Want to have a wank but im in a hostel full of people what is the protocol? Do i go to the public bathroom? Havent wanked since the day before i left Australia (tuesday) and im going doopin mental
wish I was a dead
>>76152111
humiliate me mache alles
anyone remember that youtube channel where they microwaved loads of stuff like furbies
>>76152146
STATE of your pineal omg
>>76152114
>hmm ill give this link a chance
>IMEE IWO-
shan't
>>76152162
HATE this country
>>76152160
shower
>>76152161
what happened lad?
>>76152160
Why doi have a British flag when Im in Amsterdam reeeeee
Fucking 3G I wanted to be special
>>76152160
Why are you staying in a hostel if you're british? Just go home.
>>76152179
just enjoying some premium british telly desu
>>76152122
Only times I've embarrassed myself badly enough that I had to quit going to a board were when I accidentally posted posts meant for an obscure general in the wrong thread.
Now I always keep 4chan tabs separated with non-4chan tabs in between so I don't get them mixed up.
>>76151726
how old is your benis
>>76151554
*tut tut tut*
You missed Macedonia, you missed Moldova..
>>76152200
See
>>76152198
>>76152190
I can never keep it up in showers i dont like water
>>76151427
bing bing bing
chunchunchun
cha-chunchunk
WAHOO
bopbopboop
diddle diddle diddle
dading dading
WA-HA!
>>76152182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO696B03l48
>>76152205
good lad
>>76152206
im incredibly sensitive to embarassment and avoidance is the only coping mechanism ive ever found works
i was in the RAF Cadets for 15 months and one day I fell over during morning inspection so I quit, blocked all of the friends id made there, unfriended them on facebook, deleted theyre numbers, and never saw them again
Where do all the slags live so I can avoid those places when I visit?
Your daughters will wear the hijab
>>76152223
Use the hostel wifi
>>76152255
don't worry lad, as females they'll naturally steer clear of you :)
>>76152265
>>76152265
only because it's my fetish
>>76152269
Im here 6 days and you only get 5 days wifi gunna log into it this morning after another nap. Just slept like10hrs
>>76152290
delete this
>>76152254
I know how you feel, I once accidentally walked into the girls toilets at a shopping centre, it was full and they all saw me, will never forget those faces, they keep me up at night
banana and vanilla cider
>>76152341
hmmm
>>76152280
What a relief
>put pizza in oven
>close door
>bollocks get caught in the oven door
>fall onto the pizza
>melt onto the peperami
>>76152329
did this during a physics exam at the end of my senior year in high school and the mens' was packed (because it was 95% males taking the test) and I had to piss really fucking bad so I walked in and went into a stall without giving a fuck at the 2 indian girls staring at me. all the lads thought it was hilarous though
watching the ol' 'nime
>>76152379
gay
Testing the wifi cause I got bored and logged in anyway
>>76152372
what type of 'za
'ven 'za or 'op 'za
arsehole is itching
dont want to scratch it in case it isnt 100% clean
VERY uncomfortable rn
>>76152406
Okay this is fucking dumb now European mainland internet is messed up
>>76152414
Don't, just don't.
just did a straight shot of benylin and puked after a minut
Fancy some Greggs
>Havent spoken to girl in three days
>She pops up asking 'hey how are you?'
>I say 'yeah not bad, you?'
>Still no response after two days
Don't quite understand tbqhwu.
might hopped over to /x/, see what those crazy cunts are up to
>>76152471
livestream your demise for us
>>76152425
brits conversation very very bad
rate my waifu
>>76152500
got 100-150 mg dxm MAX
that's nothing
On a scale of 1 to sandwich how inbred is the average brit?
>>76152496
>Don't quite understand tbqhwu.
and we never will
>>76152505
xDDDD it's a real japanese guy!!! look!!!! you can tell by his fucked up english XDDDD based fucking japanese posters
>>76152438
dont know or care what im looking at
>>76152471
Once had such a bad throat infection i drank an entire bottle of benylin over the course of a day. Spent all night in bed unable to sleep thinking about legos. Didnt even realise i had been high until the next morning
>>76152505
is she the one on the left?
nice i suppose
im gay though
tunisiANO
Need a good fantasy novel to read on holiday. Suggestions?
thinking about legos
>>76152505
almost as bad as the leftypol posters
fuck off with your proxy
Thoughts on Transgfs?
>>76152570
You want like generic fantasy or what genre?
>>76152589
bfs
>>76152570
Harry Potter
>>76152570
the quran
>>76152604
it's pwatiay
>>76152570
*snorts*
how about, the bible!
here's a head scratcher: why isn't bleach sold in clear bottles? really makes you use your cerebral cortex
>>76152597
Anything fantasy 2bh
>>76152604
Read a hundred times
might start up a cheeky game of need for madness
>>76152570
Piece Of Cake
>>76152635
People might mistake it for water and drink it
*screeches loudly*
>>76152635
hydrogen peroxide breaks down when exposed to sunlight
uneducated fucking yanks i swear to god
didnt even need to google that, nobody in the UK would
spent longer waiting for the post timer than i did thinking about the answer
>>76152640
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
>>76152570
David Weber is fun
basically in the far future aliens BTFO us so humans establish a colony planet and destroy all knowledge of technology so aliens cant detect us again
so the book takes place in the equivalent of 1400s Europe
but the main character is an unaffected human(ish) who knows all the tech stuff
so you basically follow him as he takes control of one of the European nations and uses his ridiculously unfair tech advantage to take over the planet
GOOD
SHIT
>>76152664
wrong
>>76152496
the female mind isn't supposed to make sense
they are extra-dimensional beasts that operate on instincts that defy reason
>>76152646
Is it an easy read?
Haven't been here in 20 hours what have I missed
>>76152703
Loads of big British cocks
>>76152703
thailad got banned
>>76152635
because it reacts to sunlight you dumb fucking yank jesus haich christ
>>76152715
tomalo todo guapo
>>76152397
fuck off you smelly yank
>>76152732
wrong again. sad!
>>76152702
yeah, long so it'll keep you occupied for the whole holiday
characters are good, story is good, has highs and lows, funny parts and grim parts of war
>>76152726
really?
>>76152715
And apparently now a Spanish one wahey
>>76152726
you're kidding?
>>76152739
never reply to me again
>>76152726
good riddance
>>76152744
*sounds of a plane speeding by*
>>76152745
>>76152753
>>76152771
>wrong!
>>76152782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6c3v9iihgw
>>76152792
who are you quoting?
>>76152787
I swear I would top you
gonna do a sleep
>>76152808
*kicks you in the bollocks*
>>76152829
sleep tight
>they're here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg
Have you ever drawn a map of a nonexistent continent and filled it with countries and made them go to war with each other?
>>76152784
cheeky boy
what do you guys think about casual sex?
i quite enjoy it in moderation but someone on /tv/ says its causing the downfall of civilisation
opinions?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkaX6tyq9pI
>>76152869
not qualified to give an opinion
>>76152858
never actually listened to the song. coupled with the video, it's quite nightmarish
>>76152869
Would be nice if I could get it haha
>>76152869
don't care
no penis in vagina makes anon crazy
>>76152873
lol I was in that thread when he posted that vocaroo
Jesus was white
hope i never wake up
>>76152904
that is just plain bullshit
>>76152904
uhh I'm pretty sure he was a jew
>>76152906
I hope you do
>>76152694
female humanoid organisms are beings of darkness. Literally the most evil beings on the planet. Deserve 0 rights. Only laws to protect females should be as the property of males.
>>76152920
just because you're a jew doesn't mean every important figure is one, as well
>>76152916
>>76152920
don't you ever fucking contradict me again
I understand women
I have them completely under my control
I am the puppet master
did my first post on /g/ lads
>>>/g/60935192
>>76152934
Alri Incellad
What is wrong with her
This is exactly how I imagine Scotland to be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83LNTbeatHE
>>76152960
haha
quality post
>tfw 5'8 ugly manlet, but my gf is 5'11 and a 10/10
so this... is the power... of charisma...
whoa
business idea: leave the building before the fire spreads
>>76152992
There were no fire alarms
anime
Law#1: Briffault's Law
*The female, not the male, determines all the conditions of the animal family. Where the female can
derive any benefit from associating with a male no such association takes place.
-Caveat#1= Past benefit provided by the male does not provide for continued future association.
Simp= they don't care what what you did for them in the past. It is all about what you can do for them in the moment.
-Caveat#2= Any association based on a particular benefit will become null and void once said benefit has been provided.
No amount of simping/pandering will keep a women who isn't interested in you interested after she gets what she wants.
-Caveat#3= As long as she trust you and she receives benefits she'll continue the association. Hell she may even fight for the
association to exist..see:two girls fighting over one guy.
Law#2: Hypergamy= Women date up and are likely to cheat/destroy one association if they believe they have a better opportunity at hand(branch swing).
*Due to this fact it is optimal for men to date down as it fortifies the relationship against a womens hypergamous whims.
*i.e. an 8/10 man is better off dating a 6/10 woman if he desires loyalty
Law#3: Solipsism= Women are programmed to be extremely self centered, i.e. princess complex/queen complex/prima donna/diva, etc.
*women are opportunistic about associations while men are idealistic
*Women will go after a man who has it all
*Men will build with a woman to have it all
*smiles at you*
>>76152991
was in mcdonalds the other day and saw this 6' 9/10 girl that literally looked like a model, with some average looking manlet
really fired up my noggin
>>76152992
Didnt you see the buildings fire safety cards? They said essentially 'If there is afire in another flat then stay put, lock the doors and put blankets on themto stop smoke'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m89SmMCynWM
>>76153006
not a fan
>>76153009
ah yes, calling things that aren't laws laws, very intellectual, shall be volcelling myself over this
>>76153015
she looks part asian
>>76153017
err this mcdonalds wasn't in manchester was it?
>>76153032
i don't want to end racism
i mean anime
one more anime post and I leave
business idea: give israel back to palestine, move israel to the middle of nowhere siberia where they can't bother anyone
>>76152991
how did you meet
Anime is dumb
>>76153073
>jezebel
>reliable source
hitler didn't go far enough
>>76153101
Jews aren't white?
>>76153076
at a house party
i'm a competitive video gamer
aneemay
really not a fan of jews 2bh
the goal
>>76152869
i dont want a gf but i want cumsies
>we fucked up our only chance to exterminate the jews
business idea: enslave the globe via usury
unironically am jewish
>>76153122
Loser
>>76153112
no, dumbass
wish i could spend my time doing physics and get paid for it
>>76153142
>we
Are you German?
arguably anime
>>76152869
FONT
>>76153168
arguably the best anime
I would like a place I could my own have a conversation on my telephone wake up everyday that would be a start I would not complain bout'my wounded heart
>>76153142
fun fact: hitler's attempt to genocide the jews only made them stronger
anyone remember the cuckio meme
>>76153123
why did you post a picture of white tiles?
Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
>>76153186
Cuckio Land 4
>>76153200
Remember this from burnout on xbox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1PNITe10po
>>76151857
fucking hell
>>76153200
yank music
blessed myself
in the name of the nonce
and happenstance,
the Who knows
and What nexts
and So be its.
yeah yeah, oh oh
fishy playground
fishy playground
Anime posters should be exiled
Diversity is our strength
let's take it back to the concrete streets
>>76153262
so long as everyone is white
>>76153262
how are you in tomorrow already
>>76153262
it is our weakness because all the JF posters are very bad
>>76153267
LOVE Jurassic 5
Simple as
>>76153239
Nobel 1995, Ladies and Gents
>>76153244
this
wrap me up in me oilskins and jumper
>>76153168
Need a firebender-roleplaying qt to condescend to me and occasionally stamp on my plums
riots soon
>>76153297
Seamus Justin Heaney, MRIA (/ˈʃeJməs ˈhiːni/; 13 April 1939 – 30 August 2013) was an Irish poet, playwright, translator and lecturer from Northern Ireland. He received the 1995 Nobel Prize in Literature.
Poem "nonce words" https://www.bu.edu/agni/poetry/print/2003/57-heaney2.html is about a guy who stops his car on a road and experiences the "nonce" (only once, by chance) in a strange place.
>>76153361
>Upon his death in 2013, The Independent described him as "probably the best-known poet in the world."[9]
what?
>"WALK ON AIR AGAINST YOUR BETTER JUDGEMENT"
>>76153361
Crypto nonce
>>76153411
/fug/ pls
all chavs should be killed
>>76153428
I'm /brit/ through and through
tfw no 5'11", talented athlete, italian american ASMR gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwqnRZ7GMTQ
>I'm /brit/ through and through
sucking a nigger again tonight lads
Things are still a little rough and square-ish in parts, but we're calling it for kobold caves. The new entity animal framework is set up, though I've only used it for kobolds. It's pretty basic -- you can compel an entity to use creatures that either belong to a list of classes (classes can also be excluded), or by their token, and you can set them to either use matching animals from the environment or to get a free environment-independent starting population as with the current domestic creatures. You can optionally override the mount/wagon puller/etc. roles defined in the creature definition, setting them to always or never be used for those roles. Kobolds use their new entity animal definition to keep as pets any creatures in the surrounding environment that are in the new poisonous class which do not have the new mammal class. In my test cave, this led to a scary pit room filled with giant cave spiders and rattlesnakes.
need a gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwlMecZ_9zg
>>76153493
what are you talking about mate
>>76153506
>taking the lords name in vain
into the trash it goes
>>76153465
>5'11"
no way
I have a pic of her with dubya (5'10) and she's definitely shorter
How long until Grenfell fire causes class riots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFGhqPDKEeE
choon
>>76153542
did an out loud laugh at this
>>76153542
Shan't be playing this white genocide simulator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fowu72-dKvM
>>76153542
Never
>>76153542
got gassing the rich pencilled in for tomorrow lad
>>76153581
Guarantee you're brown
is there any game where you play as a nazi and win
>>76153604
I am white trust me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puHyO5JNOE0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7dmM-QMkmg
>>76153613
US elections 2016
>>76153646
>>76153542
Apparently she got chased out of the shelter by angry residents.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lws_S_d31Pg
>>76153658
>>76153679
Photographic evidence
>>76153707
are you doing a poo
>>76153739
No I was hiding out in my high schools restroom during lunch break
>>76153652