I'm an undocumented immigrant. Ask me anything.

>>76149329
How many pesos to buy a fake green card?

>>76149329
BUILD A WALL DEPORT THEM ALL

>>76149329
How many wh*te """"""men""""" do you cuck on a daily basis?

What is your name and address?

>>76149329
What is your country of origin?

>>76149329
Hello,how are you?

>>76149329
Cute way of saying illegal

>>76149329
Why do you think you have a right to our country? If everyone were allowed in this country would collapse. Already it's straining it's resources from all the illegal immigrants here.

>>76149579
I would just go with criminal invader

>>76149329
Do you think that The Darkseid War mega-arc partially redeemed Johns' shit introduction of the Justice League back in 2011 or it's still as bad as the time when it came out, especially in its treatment of the New Gods?

>>76149401
I don't have a green card.

>>76149428
The wall won't stop anyone.

>>76149457
None, I am a 25 yo khv.

>>76149466
Ricardo - Houston

>>76149539
Mexico, from the city of Reynosa

>>76149557
Good thank you for asking :3

>>76149579
A human can't be illegal.
I will admit, I am a criminal tough.

>>76149746
ITS THE FIRST STEP

NEXT STEP WE HUNT SPICS WITH GUNS

>>76149329
Love you :3

>>76149597
I don't think I have right to this country, but there is nothing in Mexico for me except certain death.

Also, immigrants aren't the cause of all of your problems. You get made up emails from your grandparents about seeing undocumented immigrants getting foodstamps and welfare, but it's a lie. The ones I know are too scared to even go out for groceries, much less apply for welfare.

>>76149723
I'm sorry, I haven't actually watched Justice League, it's just a gif I saved because I thought it was funny. I wish to, one day, if I have free time and money to buy it.

>>76149860
Still better than what Zetas would do to me and my family.

>>76149860
INCLUDING 'CITIZENS'

>>76149991
EXACTLY

THE WHITE MAN IS MERCIFUL

WE'LL KILL THE ZETAS TOO

>>76149329
Sorry mate, but you just got #DOCUMENTED

>>76149991
>Also, immigrants aren't the cause of all of your problems. You get made up emails from your grandparents about seeing undocumented immigrants getting foodstamps and welfare, but it's a lie. The ones I know are too scared to even go out for groceries, much less apply for welfare.
My state gives you fucking drivers licesnes and access to higher education for cheap. We're now less than 50% white. Large swaths of the LA metropolitan area are now just barrios. In many parts you can't even find a sign in English. The inner cities are all no go zones.

>>76150055
DOUBLE DUBS PROVE

>>76149860
>>76150055
God bless you GENRIKH. Obligatory: U QUQ.

>>76150228
URTHAQQUQ-UQUQ

>>76149746
>criminal
>illegal
Time to learn what synonyms are.

Have you considered applying for refugee status? I am being entirely serious.

>>76150135
Your state is not all states.
Most states don't do that.
Here in Texas you even have sales taxes instead of state tax, so we do pay for roads and schools just like everyone else.

And I don't see you complaining about the cheap fruits and vegetables made possible by those immigrants. There's a reason why your politicians want us and it's not a Jewish conspiracy. It's economics; we do necessary work no one else wants to do for cheap.

>>76149329
How hard it's to get a job when undocumented?
Can you get driver's license?

>>76150380
> noun
> adjective
I think you need ESL classes more than I ever did.

>>76150384
It's a double edged sword because if you get rejected, you WILL be thrown out.
I had a friend who came here with his uncle after his parents were killed by the mayor. The judge didn't believe him and they were both deported. I'm pretty sure he's dead now.

>>76150409
Our wages would go up to pay for those more expensive fruits if you all left. You depreciate the value of labor by undercutting us actual citizens. Much of the harvesting process can be done with machines but it's cheaper to just let you illegals do it so that's why companies do it.

These same companies that are employing you are the reason Mexico is a shithole. You're enslaving yourselves to them forever. Sure you can send more money home in the short term but in the long term your country will never develop and you'll permanently just be toilet scrubbers and fruit pickers as these companies own your whole country and don't allow local businesses to develop.

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Are you taking tax payer money for free education as well?

Is northern mexico really white?

I'm gonna join ICE and find your ass.

>>76149329
To what degree has your mind been polluted/Americanized by our culture?

>>76150683
No, fuck that DACA shit it's a self serve deportation list

>>76150820
No

>>76150899
More than half of ICE is CHIs, also enjoy living in the middle of nowhere

>>76151408
100%
I don't even speak Spanish that well anymore

Why do you think you and people such as yourself should be spared and granted asylum over people who have patiently immigrated here legally. no easy task, mind you.

>>76151651
People who come here illegally usually come out of desperation and as a last resort to flee certain death.
I don't think you guys have any duty to help us, but I always found it funny how the republicans like to say they care about the sanctity of life when it comes to abortions.
But when an immigrant comes who wants NO handouts, just a chance to live their lives without getting their head chainsawed off, they say they don't give a fuck about it.
Can you explain that logic to me?